#kai parker memes

[s4pphoiduser]

low quality kai parker + textposts

[thatonedudeinthecorner]

God Deadpool you are sooo Peter’s bisexual crisis while simultaneously being the biggest annoyance in his life (and I love you dearly for it)

[peterparkerismine]

literally me when when I'm reading a x reader fic but the reader already has a name(THAT IS NOT MY NAME)

Like,it's not a x reader fic anymore

[whateven333]

Kai waking up in chains in front of Bonnie:

(BK Gif not mine credit to original owners).

[thatonedudeinthecorner]

Wade was probably told not to kill anyone explicitly and he did anyways so now Peter has to scold him and threatens him with the silent treatment

[princess-of-water-lilies]

[stelacole]

tvd incorrect quotes

Kai: grinning cockily "You are so pretty. Wanna hook up?" Elena: pauses, about to respond "I—" Stefan: suddenly stepping up, holding out his beer, voice calm but dangerous "Hold my beer, babe." Kai: smirking, ignoring Stefan "Dude, you’re interrupting. She’s almost mine." Stefan: without hesitation, punches Kai square in the jaw, his voice cold and threatening "She's already mine. Now beat it before I punch you again." Kai: stumbling back, holding his jaw in shock, eyes wide with fear "Dude, what the hell?!" Stefan: giving him a deadly glare "You’re lucky that’s all I did. Now go." Elena: smiling proudly at Stefan, walking over to him and wrapping her arm around him "My man" Stefan: grinning at her, his arm around her waist "Damn right, babe. Don't mess with what's mine."

[lcstpaths]

character stat framework

name: malachai parker. nickname(s): kai age: twenty-three ( physically ) + 54. birthdate: may 30th, 1972. species: heretic. gender: cis - male. preferred pronoun(s): he + him. romantic orientation: demi - romantic. sexual orientation: bi - sexual. parents: joshua + eveline parker. ( both deceased ) siblings: lucas, olivia, joey, josette, liam, emily, and erica parker. significant other(s): stefan salvatore ( verse dependent ), otherwise the mans doesn't like anyone generally. eye color(s): blue-grey. hair color(s): dark brown. body build: slim athletic, tall. height: 6'0.

tagged by: @salvatoraes

[whateven333]

This meme reminded me of Bonkai (I do not own the original meme it's from twitter i just added BK)

[witchcraftandgeekness]

[so-long-soldier28]

I saw this meme and my immediate reaction was “wow this is so Kai Parker coded” 😂

OMG I ANSWERED THIS HALFWAY AND THEN GOT DISTRACTED AND THE TAB CLOSED AND I FORGOT TO RE-ANSWER, I AM SO SORRY

BUT YES!!!

I CAN SEE HIM SAYING THAT AND THEN RECEIVING A MASSIVE EYE ROLL FROM EVERYONE IN THE ROOM 😂😂 I LOVE THAT, THAT'S SO HIM

[eepwtf]

my favorite thing to think abt is how kai parker will unironically be one of those wolf memes, he would definitely have twt and shit post he’s literally a twt boy😣

[thatonedudeinthecorner]

I love so many characters and I am actually Mister Indecision so this was the hardest thing I’ve ever done (not really, I am just dumb and stupid and like too many silly guys)

[crisispider]

Ship meme - you know who gimme the spiderhawk same brain mans

My thoughts on ANY SHIP - Accepting - @oceansfirst

Who’s the cuddler? Starting off strong with the same hat boys, they are obviously both the cuddlers. Touch being such a big part of their love lanuages it only makes sense that they are finding any reason to be touching. Peter will even find little moments, light brushing of hands, little touches to the back to let him know he is walking by, burying his face into Clint's hair when he just needs a moment to GROUND himself again. It's so INGRAINED into their relationship that they are constantly reaching out for each other.

It's a comfort thing, to know that they could REACH OUT for the other at literally any time, it didn't matter what was going on, even if they were in a FULL BLOWN FIGHT one of them can reach out for any sort of touch whether it's a full hug, or just the slightest of hand holding or just a soft hold of a cheek? or a forehead to a shoulder? ALWAYS THERE. Even if they are mad it's just a 'hey i still love you i'm not going anywhere but like you are still a jerk and wrong about this' WHICH IS WHY CLINTON FRANCIS BARTON PULLING AWAY IN CERTAIN AUS IS LIKE A KNIFE STAB IZZY. Who makes the bed? Look at them. Do they look like men who makes beds? I MEAN LIKE COME ON NOW. Who wakes up first? Peter and Clint live off a vicious cycle of man in their 40s trying to be a 20 year old superhero, they are CONSTANTLY napping, and never actually full sleeping. UNLESS SOME PEOPLE WANT TO GO TO THE GYM IN THE MORNING LIKE MEANIES WHO HATE THEIR SPIDERS. (except when you don't and make pancakes instead that is acceptable) Who has the weird taste in music? Clint probably says Peter, but Pete is convinced it's a weird competition to see who can find the weirder song to jam out to and act like it's normal, like a weird game of nerdy chicken. (You know the one gay cowboy song from tiktok? You don't think that was on blast in the barton-parker home? Silly. Who is more protective? HA. HA. HA. Now don't quote me on this. But I have a feeling that these two? Oh it's an equal amount of terrifyingly protective, but Clint has the more morally gray area to REALLY FUCK SOMEONE UP if they hurt peter in any real way? Oh. OH. (which like peter just feels is hot so.) Who sings in the shower? SAME HAT BOYS. Always singing idiots. And if clint is trying to claim he won't sing silly fun songs with his boyfriend then clearly he just hates his boyfriend, we don't make the rules. Who cries during movies? Peter is a chronic crier at sad movies, I mean just look at him, and if Clint ever does... well that is for Peter to know and he is keeping that info to himself kay thank you. <3 Who spends the most while out shopping? Now when you say shopping... do you mean weird competition and bragging rights over who had managed to find the coolest things for cheap? PICTURE IT two carts, lined at the start of a dollar store, a countdown and they are SPRINTING to see what deals they can find, all the cool dumb toys you parents always told you that you couldn't have? BOUGHT. Funny named candy? BOUGHT. And then they take their haul back to an apartment and just share in their spoils like the dollar store kings they are. Who kisses more roughly? You would think Peter because of the strength, but it's absolutely a tie. They are just so ALL IN. SO DESPERATE FOR LOVE kind of guys that they just can't help it. Who is more dominant? Switchy bitches be switchy, and i feel like it comes a lot from just the fact that they both so desperately want to take care of the other, to be taken care of? to love and to be loved. So whoever is doing the taking care of at any time is the one is more dominant. My rating of the ship from 1-10. 1000/10. Me? Refusing to use the actual scale for all of these? More likely than you think.

[unsnare]

— DEAL WITH THE DEVIL.

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＊      03171 .     ＊  ;   extremely private blog for malachai parker from   CW's the vampire diaries .   a study in : * The reclamation of one self, being the black sheep, ghost in the shell and, oh how to push a person over the edge, walking on eggshells your whole life, a knife called loveless childhood.

           𝐈. carrd   *     𝐈𝐈. promo.     *    𝐈𝐈𝐈. pinterest.       *      𝐈𝐕.  permanent sc.       *      𝐕. the study on kai's mind.    *      𝐕𝐈𝐈. memes.

＊      PLANNING TO MERGE WITH (aka Kai's all year round naughty list.)

           void.     *   andrei.    *   clove.     *   stiles.    *   kelly.    *  theo.    *  davina.    *  lilith.    *   sabrina.    *   wanda.    *  jim.    *   caspian.    *   gretel.    *   allison.    *   calcifer.    *   elena.    *   lupin.    *   josette    *   spencer.    *   lizzy.       

— SIDEBLOGS.

           greta brekker.     *   cato orestes.    *   mariya rostova.     *   jedediah & rebekah parker.    

[cottagecoresinner]

Since Tumblr doesn’t let you switch your Primary blog quite just yet I’m making a pinned post here with some info for you besties!

Here are my current blogs (will be updated as & when I make new ones):

@clowncoresin - My Saw franchise blog where I post about all my faves and make memes about them, mostly Mark Hoffman bc I’m his side piece & happy about it.

@bleedingstakes - My The Vampire Diaries/The Originals/Legacies account where I will be posting about mainly my bf’s Elijah Mikaelson & Kai Parker

@bleedingheresy - My account for my original TVD character, it’s a roleplay account

Any follows will automatically come through this account so if you’re looking at this from ur acc thinking “????hello??” & are in any of the above fandoms then the follow probably came from there but just shows as my primary