#kai parker memes

[s4pphoiduser]

low quality kai parker + textposts

[thatonedudeinthecorner]

God Deadpool you are sooo Peter’s bisexual crisis while simultaneously being the biggest annoyance in his life (and I love you dearly for it)

[peterparkerismine]

literally me when when I'm reading a x reader fic but the reader already has a name(THAT IS NOT MY NAME)

Like,it's not a x reader fic anymore

[whateven333]

Kai waking up in chains in front of Bonnie:

(BK Gif not mine credit to original owners).

[thatonedudeinthecorner]

Wade was probably told not to kill anyone explicitly and he did anyways so now Peter has to scold him and threatens him with the silent treatment

[princess-of-water-lilies]

[stelacole]

tvd incorrect quotes

Kai: grinning cockily "You are so pretty. Wanna hook up?" Elena: pauses, about to respond "I—" Stefan: suddenly stepping up, holding out his beer, voice calm but dangerous "Hold my beer, babe." Kai: smirking, ignoring Stefan "Dude, you’re interrupting. She’s almost mine." Stefan: without hesitation, punches Kai square in the jaw, his voice cold and threatening "She's already mine. Now beat it before I punch you again." Kai: stumbling back, holding his jaw in shock, eyes wide with fear "Dude, what the hell?!" Stefan: giving him a deadly glare "You’re lucky that’s all I did. Now go." Elena: smiling proudly at Stefan, walking over to him and wrapping her arm around him "My man" Stefan: grinning at her, his arm around her waist "Damn right, babe. Don't mess with what's mine."

[lcstpaths]

character stat framework

name: malachai parker. nickname(s): kai age: twenty-three ( physically ) + 54. birthdate: may 30th, 1972. species: heretic. gender: cis - male. preferred pronoun(s): he + him. romantic orientation: demi - romantic. sexual orientation: bi - sexual. parents: joshua + eveline parker. ( both deceased ) siblings: lucas, olivia, joey, josette, liam, emily, and erica parker. significant other(s): stefan salvatore ( verse dependent ), otherwise the mans doesn't like anyone generally. eye color(s): blue-grey. hair color(s): dark brown. body build: slim athletic, tall. height: 6'0.

tagged by: @salvatoraes

[whateven333]

This meme reminded me of Bonkai (I do not own the original meme it's from twitter i just added BK)

[witchcraftandgeekness]

[so-long-soldier28]

I saw this meme and my immediate reaction was “wow this is so Kai Parker coded” 😂

OMG I ANSWERED THIS HALFWAY AND THEN GOT DISTRACTED AND THE TAB CLOSED AND I FORGOT TO RE-ANSWER, I AM SO SORRY

BUT YES!!!

I CAN SEE HIM SAYING THAT AND THEN RECEIVING A MASSIVE EYE ROLL FROM EVERYONE IN THE ROOM 😂😂 I LOVE THAT, THAT'S SO HIM

[eepwtf]

my favorite thing to think abt is how kai parker will unironically be one of those wolf memes, he would definitely have twt and shit post he’s literally a twt boy😣

[thatonedudeinthecorner]

I love so many characters and I am actually Mister Indecision so this was the hardest thing I’ve ever done (not really, I am just dumb and stupid and like too many silly guys)

[prophecey]

WHO DO I HAVE TO SPEAK TO ABOUT IF THEY CAN REDO THE PROPHECEY?

INDEPENDENT + MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE MULTIMUSE . current muses can be found under the cut, but all former muses are available by request. KT + twenty nine + minors / personals DNI.

CARRD + MEMES + MUSE INFO .

RULES:

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PRIMARY MUSES:

alex claremont diaz. rwrb, bridgerton. taylor zakhar perez fc.

andrés cordero. tsitp oc. maxi iglesias fc.

anthony bridgerton. bridgerton. jonathan bailey fc.

ben de vaillant. bridgerton, modern royalty. damian hardung fc.

conrad fisher. tsitp. christopher briney fc.

drusilla elmsworth. bridgerton oc. alisha boe fc.

evie grimhilde. bridgerton, modern royalty. sofia carson fc.

harry bingham. tvd, the society. alex fitzalan fc.

indira petrova. bridgerton oc. aubri ibrag fc.

josephine "posey" lovelace. bridgerton oc. kristine froseth fc.

kieran night. original demon lore. maxence danet-fauvel fc.

luna castillo. original familiar lore. sofia carson fc.

neil josten. all for the game. froy gutierrez fc.

rebekah mikaelson. tvd, bridgerton. claire holt fc.

rosalie hale. twilight, bridgerton. simay barlas fc.

sophie beckett. bridgerton. courtney eaton fc.

tris prior. divergent, thg. daisy edgar-jones fc.

violet bridgerton. bridgerton. ruth gemmell / rose williams fc.

SECONDARY MUSES:

allie hayes. off campus. scarlett leithold fc.

andrew minyard. all for the game. conor doherty fc.

campbell riley. tvd, grey's. abigail cowen fc.

daniel le domas. ready or not, bridgerton. adam brody fc.

dean di laurentis. off campus. matthew noszka fc.

elena gilbert. tvd, grey's. nina dobrev fc.

feyre archeron. acotar. simay barlas fc.

garrett graham. off campus. felix mallard fc.

grace le domas. ready or not, bridgerton. samara weaving fc.

hope mikaelson. legacies. danielle rose russell fc.

isaac lahey. teen wolf, tvd. daniel sharman fc.

jeremy gilbert. tvd. froy gutierrez fc.

john tucker. off campus. ken bek fc.

josie saltzman. legacies. kaylee kaneshiro fc.

liv parker. tvd. penelope mitchell fc.

lizzie saltzman. legacies. jenny boyd fc.

samantha larusso. cobra kai. mary mouser fc.

steve harrington. stranger things. joe keery fc.

steven conklin. tsitp. sean kaufman fc.

summer di laurentis. off campus. madelyn cline fc.

tyler lockwood. tvd. michael trevino fc.

valerie tulle. tvd. elizabeth blackmore fc.

REQUEST MUSES (plotting required!)

alex karev. grey's. justin chambers fc.

azriel of velaris. acotar. berk cankat fc.

cassian. acotar. alperen duymaz fc.

demetri alexopoulos. cobra kai. gianni decenzo fc.

jasper diggs. original character. hugh dancy fc.

jean moreau. all for the game. archie renaux fc.

landon kirby. legacies. aria shahgasemi fc.

luke patterson. jatp. charlie gillespie fc.

mat hatter. original character. alex fitzalan fc.

nell crain. thohh. alycia debnam carey fc.

scarlet graves. original character. sandra bullock fc.

[crisispider]

Ship meme - you know who gimme the spiderhawk same brain mans

My thoughts on ANY SHIP - Accepting - @oceansfirst

Who’s the cuddler? Starting off strong with the same hat boys, they are obviously both the cuddlers. Touch being such a big part of their love lanuages it only makes sense that they are finding any reason to be touching. Peter will even find little moments, light brushing of hands, little touches to the back to let him know he is walking by, burying his face into Clint's hair when he just needs a moment to GROUND himself again. It's so INGRAINED into their relationship that they are constantly reaching out for each other.

It's a comfort thing, to know that they could REACH OUT for the other at literally any time, it didn't matter what was going on, even if they were in a FULL BLOWN FIGHT one of them can reach out for any sort of touch whether it's a full hug, or just the slightest of hand holding or just a soft hold of a cheek? or a forehead to a shoulder? ALWAYS THERE. Even if they are mad it's just a 'hey i still love you i'm not going anywhere but like you are still a jerk and wrong about this' WHICH IS WHY CLINTON FRANCIS BARTON PULLING AWAY IN CERTAIN AUS IS LIKE A KNIFE STAB IZZY. Who makes the bed? Look at them. Do they look like men who makes beds? I MEAN LIKE COME ON NOW. Who wakes up first? Peter and Clint live off a vicious cycle of man in their 40s trying to be a 20 year old superhero, they are CONSTANTLY napping, and never actually full sleeping. UNLESS SOME PEOPLE WANT TO GO TO THE GYM IN THE MORNING LIKE MEANIES WHO HATE THEIR SPIDERS. (except when you don't and make pancakes instead that is acceptable) Who has the weird taste in music? Clint probably says Peter, but Pete is convinced it's a weird competition to see who can find the weirder song to jam out to and act like it's normal, like a weird game of nerdy chicken. (You know the one gay cowboy song from tiktok? You don't think that was on blast in the barton-parker home? Silly. Who is more protective? HA. HA. HA. Now don't quote me on this. But I have a feeling that these two? Oh it's an equal amount of terrifyingly protective, but Clint has the more morally gray area to REALLY FUCK SOMEONE UP if they hurt peter in any real way? Oh. OH. (which like peter just feels is hot so.) Who sings in the shower? SAME HAT BOYS. Always singing idiots. And if clint is trying to claim he won't sing silly fun songs with his boyfriend then clearly he just hates his boyfriend, we don't make the rules. Who cries during movies? Peter is a chronic crier at sad movies, I mean just look at him, and if Clint ever does... well that is for Peter to know and he is keeping that info to himself kay thank you. <3 Who spends the most while out shopping? Now when you say shopping... do you mean weird competition and bragging rights over who had managed to find the coolest things for cheap? PICTURE IT two carts, lined at the start of a dollar store, a countdown and they are SPRINTING to see what deals they can find, all the cool dumb toys you parents always told you that you couldn't have? BOUGHT. Funny named candy? BOUGHT. And then they take their haul back to an apartment and just share in their spoils like the dollar store kings they are. Who kisses more roughly? You would think Peter because of the strength, but it's absolutely a tie. They are just so ALL IN. SO DESPERATE FOR LOVE kind of guys that they just can't help it. Who is more dominant? Switchy bitches be switchy, and i feel like it comes a lot from just the fact that they both so desperately want to take care of the other, to be taken care of? to love and to be loved. So whoever is doing the taking care of at any time is the one is more dominant. My rating of the ship from 1-10. 1000/10. Me? Refusing to use the actual scale for all of these? More likely than you think.

[dethtale]

@ofbludlust asked: " what else can you do? " ⸻ hope mikaelson to kai parker . VAMPIRE DIARIES SENTENCE MEME .

"not   entirely   sure.   haven't   tested   it   all   the   limits   but,   i'm   eager   to   find   out."   can   he   potentially   siphon   a   vampire   of   their   vampirism?   he   is   sure   he   can.   he   had   taken   the   magic   out   of   an   entire   town.   potentially,   he   is   sure   he   could   suck   up   the   magic   out   of   the   entire   ancestors   of   new   orleans.   the   idea   is   awfully   charming.   "i'll   show   you   mine   if   you   show   me   yours.   I   heard   you   are   the   big   leagues."