#jyushi’s so funny lol

[akkivee]

every once in a while i start thinking about that connected series of bat lines where jyushi starts laughing at the weird text stickers kuukou sent him, jyushi checking his phone to see if hitoya replied to him and bursting into tears upon seeing he hadn’t, kuukou receiving a phone call from jyushi who was sobbing and hitoya just belated checking his phone like ‘oh’ LOL

[malaierba]

I can't believe Jyushimatsu picked Choromatsu as the brother he respects the most. This must be an act, a façade on his side, to throw everyone off his trail with fake news.

[asheoninactive]

Ashe’s official brother ranking (as of season 2) issssssss

Kara = Choro = Ichi -> Todo -> Jyushi -> Oso :)

[noctilu-uca]

hey gang so im on a road trip and the hypmics are on my mind whose surprised but anyway i just had a thought im assining the hypmics to states bc im american 👍

Buster bros - they would be from Illinois, specifically chicago bc they are basic like that. They would be the people to go I FUCKING LOVE DEEPDISH AND ITALIAN ROAST BEEF SANDWICHES

Samatoki - nyc. He would be the person to go I FUCKING HATE DEEPDISH THE NEW YORK SLICE IS BETTER !!

Jyuto - probably miami florida or something i was thinking cali but miami kinda fits him better

Rio - washington. I cant explain this but trust me.

ramuda - some touristy area like miami or LA. i cant choose.

Gentaro - michigan probably he just seems like it

Dice - washington again idk they have all sorts of people

Jakurai & hitoya - swear on my life they are from nevada. NO i dont have an explanation but just trust me please.

Hifumi & doppo - nyc again honestly wouldnt it be so funny if they knew samatoki before lol anyway yeah they were probably strugglers in an apartment complex as kids together

Kuko - i was going to say washington again but honestly. Chicago Illinois again but like the better part of it and he would purposefully go to the bad parts on his free time

Jyushi - im drawing a blank honestly so lets just say washington (IM NOT EVEN FROM WASHINGTON)

Sasara - LA probably but the really touristy parts

Rosho - HEAR ME OUT. UTAH. i swear to you he would be from utah closer to salt lake but not exactly

Rei - oh. You thought i was gonna say Chicago Illinois huh? WRONG !!! CALIFORNIA.

[brofightiscancelled]

found out about the journey to the west matsu aus and discussed the casting with oomf...... transcribing the essay i wrote in their discord DMs here cuz i wrote a lot so why not lol

oso as sun wukong: this makes the most sense as the red/main guy/foolish guy who suffers from hubris. actually in second pic it looks like he's currently being subjected to his headband punishment which is really funny combined with sanzang (his master who inflicts the headband punishment) being choro

i do think oso matches sun wukong's stupidity and hubris. and combined with choro sanzang i do think this is probably the funniest option

also he just looks very cute here. he's just a little scamp. wukong has a very boyish charm (at least in the beginning) so i get the transference. i also think the idea of being able to start torturing oso at any given moment is appealing

kara as the horse dragon prince is 100% real. this is so true. it's a stupid role for him he looks dumb af in this costume and the horse prince is just a stupid motherfucker who gets the short end of the stick throughout the entire story. perfect no notes

he Would be choro's steed. this is his role. he's da horse they ride on who turns into a beautiful woman one time to try to save sanzang and fails. it's perfect for him

it also fits cuz the dragon horse is prince of the sea and he's got like the water theming too

choro as sanzang: i feel like this is a lowkey blasphemous casting given that sanzang is such a pure and noble monk and choro is just constantly consumed by his desires. but it's not like anyone else wouldve been better (Actually matsuyo wouldve been better. Put matsuyo in this role) and again keeping in mind his dynamic with wukong i do think it's the funniest option so i'll allow it. this dude would not HESITATE to cause oso physical pain when he's annoying him and would constantly berate and harp on the importance of not killing people (who are trying to kill him) to the point of redundancy and to his active detriment. and sanzang i guess is the most proper of the cast trying to keep everyone in line (Because he is a monk) so it fits dynamic-wise

ichi as bull king: bull king is a famous jttw villain, but honestly not like.... major......i feel like in my memory he is largely characterized by being the husband of the Iron Fan lady and the father to red boy. so casting any matsuno as a Guy Who's Famous For Being A Husband And Father is kind of funny and wrong to me lol. it's very weird that this is his only consistent casting to me (between this set and the merch au) because i dont think the bull king has any ichi attributes (isn't he usually interpreted as very red-colored even? lol)

he has nothing to do with cats and the wikipedia page says he's a major villain but i s2g he's in like 4 stories max. i guess they just went to find "who's the biggest villain in jttw" and slapped him on there even though i feel like the point of jttw is that there arent any like, truly central villains because it's like 9981 disjointed trials. and i guess he looks cool. idk

if it were me i'd maybe have cast him as guanyin because 1. it's funny 2. she's the one who gives sun wukong the punishment headband, and also does a lot of other lowkey sadistic things throughout the series, and is much more of a pivotal figure throughout the story since theyre always going to her for help.....

although actually if we were going to extend this then totoko would be a perfect guanyin. so i just dont know who ichi would be in that case

jyushi as pigsy is sooooo true. pigsy is just a airheaded and stupid lustful guy who likes to eat and is always causing troubles so it fits him within the dynamic. no notes

and totty as wujing is very fitting because wujing is the youngest disciple and lowkey doesnt get to do anything for most of the story he's just always talked over. i think they interpreted wujing's water attributes as kappa attributes here which is cute. ill allow it

and then my gripes with the other casting from the merch set

ok the other one. i think oso is meant to be the buddha based on the ears and outfit but the lotus is a guanyin (goddess) thing so i think they have their visuals a little confused. but ill assume he's buddha...? i think this is a really funny and unfitting choice considering the buddha's basically only role is to give them the goal and then to punish wukong for his hubris and that doesnt suit bakamatsu at all. but it's funny so i get it

kara as sanzang..... i guess i can kind of see it in the same way i see priest kara working but they share no attributes. and again the wukong dynamic doesnt work, sanzang is always berating wukong and will easil yresort to physical punishment . would karamatsu ever hurt jyushi if it came down to it? maybe it's smoke inhalation but im leaning towards kara being too big of a pussy to do that. so

choro as shajing.............. shajing is kind of the quiet serious one so i kind of get it....? and if they want to do the kappa thing i gues the green fits. so like presonality wise this one does fit for the most part. shajing is also kind of a social outcast so i suppose this fits choro better

again i dont knw owhy ichi is the bull king. why was this the only consistent one

jyushi wukong... wukong is certainly sillay and whimsical but i feel like jyushi is lacking in hubris. jyushi Knows that he's stupid but wukong's whole character is constantly being punished for his pride. i think the colors are cute though

totty pigsy... pink so true. but pigsy is explicitly like. a menace kind of womanizer not a charming one. the whole reason he's a pig is because he made a pass at a girl that he shouldnt have and it was his punishment, i dont think totty's really like that lol

[girlymatsu]

OH! OH! OHHHH! I wanna see how Erica would get along with all of Oso's brothers! Like, either one on one or all at once if they were all hanging out together- for example- would she join them when going drinking at Chibita's?

Also hiiiiii! Your art is amazong, OsoEri is in my veins 🫀

YAAA erina is very very Osomatsu-visioned but she does like the brothers! At first everyone don’t really act very natural around her because of her normiepassing try hard aura but get over it esp when osoeri real <3

(My handwriting is hard to read so I’ll write out my descriptions lol)

Jyushi: Erina told Jyushimatsu she wanted to be more fit like him, and couldn’t keep up with him

Ichi: Erina enjoys teasing Ichimatsu, and when he gets more used to her, he confides in her with his crushes :)

Kara: Eri doesn’t have much of a relationship with Karamatsu but she thinks he’s funny and helpful

Choro: eri and choro both like anime and go to figure stores (inviting Oso too!!) Oso likes the gundam, while eri and choro both like big booby girl toys

Totty: girly pop friends :)

And OF COURSE erina goes to chibitas with them.. sometimes even inviting herself…..

[normiematsu]

text based yuulore. relationship thoughts/her perception of the matsuno family... 🤔 it's not really edited/formatted and i wrote it on my phone but it's taking foreverrrrr to draw this stuff out so enjoy it straight out of my notes app. yippee

oso -> mostly friendly? thinks he's a funny drinking buddy. observes him like a bug. he's kind of an enigma to her since she's rarely seen him by himself so she doesnt know what makes him tick. he gives her shit for being into choro before she realizes she's into him, they bicker a lot abt this and he thinks it's fun to troll her in general lol. he has to be careful not to push too many of her buttons bc if she gets too frustrated she WILL cry and then everyone will attack him

kara -> mutually friendly! generally immune to his eccentricities, but also acts as an agent of chaos and eggs him on when it would be funny to make everyone else die of cringe. has no idea what he's going on about half the time but is a big supporter of him being flashy and weird bc she wishes she could be more openly flashy and weird. he's probably the only bro besides choro who knows the "book cafe" she says she works at is actually a manga cafe (she's too embarrassed to tell ppl this normally but she trusts him to be cool about it)

choro -> ITS COMPLICATED. rivals to lovers. they're into a lot of the same things so before they get to know each other they're constantly in a loop of bumping into each other reaching for the same last piece of merch which flusters the hell out of her. once properly introduced she thinks he's fun to mess with and has a really easy time doing so lol. trolled this guy so hard they accidentally fell in love with each other. she goes to extreme (and poorly hidden) lengths to hide her crush on him for a long time. when they're together she's usually serving as the voice of reason since she has more practical life experience than he does. they are pretty disgusting to witness in love, she's more open about pda than he is but u can feel it oozing off of them. they do almost everything together. ewwww cooties 🤓

ichi -> friendly but one sided mostly. she's nice to him but he's terrified of her because how can someone who looks put together and has a job be into the same shit as choro. he gets freaked the fuck out for a while whenever they have to interact but i think with time they could get along well. she could help him be a domestic party peep or whatever the hell normie stuff he wants to do bc unlike jyushis zany approach she encourages him to just go with the flow of the crowd

jyushi -> she's lowkey scared of him at first because... he's jyushimatsu and jyushi does things the jyushimatsu way. getting glimpses of his more serious side makes her realize his typical self is kind of similar to her approach of meeting her friends where they're at, he's just really out there in terms of trying to make the vibes fun. has considered egging him on like she does w kara but is too scared it would tear apart the fabric of reality

totty -> friendly but there is a little tension in the beginning. she heard about the sutabaa incident secondhand at a mixer and when she realizes this is the guy in question she's dying laughing inside but saves him the embarrassment of letting him know she knows. he picks up on this and doesn't know what to do with that vibe. other than that they get along well bc they're both normie passing lol. doesn't quite get her taste in fashion (too flashy for him) but it's interesting for him to see what she gravitates towards when they go shopping together. not afraid to join him in roasting the other bros when they're on some wack shit either

matsuyo & matsuzou -> girl is trying so hard to be so normie around them!! but they raised 6 neets so they see right through her act lol. they like her regardless and she's always acting super proper around them in the beginning, but being around her s/o's parents is stressful for her 💀 i think later on in yuucho era she would relax more and come over just to cook dinner with matsuyo. they'd both mostly just be thrilled to have a potential daughter in law hanging around in the first place lol

that's all i got for now. smiles

[marronbunnie]

hmm....do u think jyushi would use a flip phone.. much to think abt

ITS SO CUTE IN THEORY... but i feel like jyushi would not survive without a good camera T__T i don't think he would be an iphone user so my personal headcanon is like. a relatively recent samsung phone... or maybe best of both worlds with the samsung flip...??? i could definitely picture him with something trendy and cute like that...

i DO however think kuko would use a flip phone... in my head he uses something super super basic and sturdy and kind of old ... he seems like the type who wouldn't get a new phone until it was falling apart and all he really needs it to do is send messages and take calls... (but also ... knowing kuko... who knows what throwdowns his phone has accompanied him through...) but in one of jyushi's arb lines he mentions kuko sending him a funny sticker iirc...??? so whatever he has must have line on it LOL that is the only clue...

much to think about indeed........

[pyonpyonpyon]

ship bias for: ramuda jyuto estelle hifumi aaaaaannnnnnndddddd sora

Send ‘Ship Bias’ and I will share up to 5 Ships I have a bias for for my muse!

Jakuramu to no one's surprise I love them so much.....

Fling poly!! Including ramudice and ramugen bc it's a package deal why else would Gentaro write au fic of them and put it into a group song

Ramuichi is super cute... poor Ichiro tho having to deal with the chaos that's Ramuda

Ramusama is pretty sexy tbh... I think they are very fun :D

As a special bonus I wanna bring attention to Ramuda/Doppo bc when my gf was trying to drag me into hypmic one of the art she shared was of that pair and Ramuda/Hitoya in honor of that one shitpost on twitter of them getting together for the sole purpose of being shits to mutual ex Jakurai. I don't care too much about these ships but it's like SO funny to me

Yes the specific ship name ordering is on purpose lmao get bottomed

MTC poly is nice! I've just read a few fics tho I'll admit I have more vibes on riojyu than jyusama blame that on my fic consumption

Jyudo is a fun idea! Not something I have big thoughts on I just think they're neat lmao

Jyugen but in a frenemies way the grasshopper arc confrontation is SO FUNNY

Ristelle was one of my first ships in Vesperia and it has a special place in my heart lol

Yustelle I read fics of sometimes but not too often. It's been a while lol but they're very... hmm... tasty? is the word

Flystelle is really sweet :] a knight and his princess.... even better if it's fluristelle I love poly and Estelle deserves both her knight and murder bestie

Justelle?? I don't know the ship name for Judy and Estelle but they're interesting in a very flavorful way hehe. Estelle totally had a crush on her too

Hifudo is so cute... I love them whether it be romantic or platonic....

Hifugen is honestly a very funny concept. No idea how it would be executed but I think it's hilarious

I saw art of Hifumi resting his head on Rio's tiddies today once and I've been thinking about it... cooking buddies...

Matenro poly is also another concept... they're supporting each other!!! Besties fr

Ichisora... that was pretty cute to talk about... let them talk about video games...

Jyushi/Sora was real cute too... music as a language is a fun concept actually now that I'm thinking about Jyushi

This just came to me but thinking about nemusora... gal who gained power with her voice and gal who has no power bc she has no voice... thinking...

[calico-mars]

HIII look at them ....

weirdest group ever LOL

also jyushi has gotten rlly close w jakurai ?? i wasnt expecting that tbh . also ramuda & doppo r suuper close too and ive been trying to get hanabi to befriend ramuda but they just . Wont . which is kind a funny because the compatability thing says they have 100% compatability ?? anywayz idk im having so much fun though

okay bye <3

OMGOMG HII !?@?! theyre so cute i love their silly friend geoup ❤️❤️ hitoya is kicking the air rn i feel like gentaro wld like to study jyushi for book inspo (ALSO GENTAROS DRESS IS SO CUTE

AND OMG U HAVE A HABABI MII???? i <3 hanabi i hope them and ramuda become bffs.. 100% compatibility they can do this!! im cheering them on from the sidelines

[stxrmxtsu]

i guess that brings me to my hcs!

• trust me when i say, i try to draw oso and ichi chubbier than the rest.

• anyway, osomatsu has longer ‘unkempt’ hair, almost a mullet kind of deal because i strongly believe he doesn’t really maintains his appearance. because he doesn’t care. lol.

he has the signature osomatsu smile, sometimes i draw him winking and doing all kinds of silly poses n junk and he is always drawn with his regular outfit.

• karamatsu has, what i like to call, a douchey face mainly because i always draw him doing his like…karamatsu face. idk. he also kinda sorta has long hair, i like to say he just trims the back and then lets it grow out js a tiny bit.

he sports his classic leather jacket, his dumbass tank top and i sometimes take the time to draw his chain buuuttt 🤷‍♀️ and then finally, his sunglasses! always propped on his head.

edit: TOTALLY FORGOT! i draw him with ‘diamond’ earrings because…he would.

• choro is the one that i try to keep the original art style for his hair. it just looks…normal. i guess

gap tooth! one of my favorite artists online headcanons (and draws) choro with a gap in his teeth so it rubbed off on me and now i can never not see choro without a gap.

and finally, he wears his green button up!

• ichimatsu’s hair i like to play with, sometimes i draw his similar to oso’s but more messier but other than that, he has his classic messy ichi hair. of course the lidded eyes, sometimes i also draw him with piercings and sharp teeth (if he’s showing teeth)

i always have him wear his ‘DAT’ shirt and sweatpants, although he’s the only other one i play dress up with!

(and fun fact, if i ever was just in a mood, i used to draw him wearing a chest binder..!)

• jyushimatsu is similar to ososmatsu and choromatsu. for oso, its keeping his outfit the same as you would see regular ol’ jyushi and choro, the hair. and then i keep his face as jyushi as it can be! i try to also give him his eyelashes

• todomatsu is….

okay once again. this isn’t favoritism please for the love of god don’t-

- i give him eyelashes because feminine/trans totty supremacy.

- stupid little :3 face

- star earrings!! FUNNY STORY: so when i first started being in this fandom and before i knew who ANY of them were (and also fully watched the show), i took a quiz on which sextuplet i would have as a boyfriend. i ended up getting todomatsu, and i made this really shit piece of sketch fanart of him and while i drew him i was like, ‘he deserves earrings…what about stars?’ and…UM— yOU KNOW HOW ‘STAR OF HOPE’ IS A THING?

YEAH.

AND I STILL DRAW HIM WITH STAR EARRINGS. I KEPT GOING.

yeah.

- aNyway.

i play dress up with him the most because, once again, not favoritism

i put him in mostly a pink sweater with a white collar underneath and skirts and all that stuff.

i draw him in pants tho sometimes! so anyone who maybe *doesn’t* like feminine totty (for some fucking reason), don’t fret! i don’t ALWAYS draw todomatsu in skirts.

how i draw the matsunos! (and no totty being colored isn’t favoritism plz don’t attack me i-)

this is my own art style when i’m not committing violent acts trying to get the original art style down…so-

[akkivee]

they’ve been making me weep btw

[malaierba]

Thinking about Chibita's Matsus Ranking:

POSITIVE TIER

1. Karamatsu: Duh. Especially obvious in the games! He looks after him and doesn't mind his painfulness. they match each other's freak (and actually, in the anime, it's KARAMATSU who sometimes struggles to match Chibita lol)

2. Ichimatsu: He hired the guy! They worked together! Ichimatsu is a surprisingly sensible and reasonable person. He's also blunt, which I'm sure Chibita appreciates. I can see why they worked together. Chibita likely took a risk hiring the most obviously gloomy Matsu but it seemed to pay off.

(it's maybe a bit funny to see those two sharing top places, considering the general consensus of how Ichimatsu treats Karamatsu.

TBF, from Chibita's POV those two were close from childhood through highschool, and when he sees them in the oden stan as part of the six-pack, Ichimatsu is probably not significantly more terrible than the other drunkards are to each other.

Besides, he makes sure to force Karamatsu to drink water, and Karamatsu usually carries him when he's had too much alcohol. I can see Chibita assuming that they're on ok terms. Heck Karamatsu might've even recommended the guy)

NEUTRAL TIER (tie)

3. Todomatsu: They guy can be an annoying drunk but he's at least not very likely to cause property damage. He mostly keeps his ruckus to riling his brothers up with words, which isn't appreciated but it's not the worst thing.

I can also see Totty as inclined to pay for his food, at least when he's not with the other five. On the other hand, I think he's the least likely to visit Chibita's stand without his siblings. Not his scene, yknow?

3. Osomatsu: this guy never pays and he's too good at getting the other five demons to behave like a feral pack of clones. He gets drunk on Chibita's alcohol, gets loud, his humour gets raunchy, and he's not above trying to pick a fight with Chibita at their age.

ON THE OTHER HAND, he does seem to frequent Chibita's stand either with just a couple of his brothers as company, or alone. Chibita is one of the few social relationships that Osomatsu kept after highschool, and Chibita is probably aware of it. Osomatsu trusts him, or at least his judgement, enough to vent and ask for advice.

Besides, I'm sure that in Chibita's mind, Osomatsu (& co, although to different degrees, lead by him) is a sort of childhood friend. So the very annoying stuff gets balanced by the fact that they've known each other basically all their lives, and they continue to interact with each other despite a long list of arguments and fights.

NEGATIVE...ISH TIER

4. Jyushimatsu: He's a fun, if weird guy, when he's sober. BUT WHEN HE'S DRUNK... His destructive power is too high even on acciden. He's also loud, loud enough to keep away other patrons. Also, he keeps paying with acorns!?

At least he's not trying to pick fights, although he'll be one of the first to join a kerfuffle with his brothers if someone else initiates it. Which leads us to,

5. Choromatsu: I know, who would've thought so lol. Well you see, this man has THE SHORTEST temper amongst the sextuplets, and he's all too willing to yell about it + general frustrations + include threats if he's riled up enough.

It gets worse when he has alcohol in his syste: his inhibitions get lower, his will to make good on his threats rises, and his rowdiness doesn't need much of anything to take over. Such a punk, still at heart. To make matters worse, the drunker Choromatsu is the easier he is to piss off.

At least he pays on occasion, even when he's part of smaller groups of his siblings. It just never seems to be enough to cover his intake 🤨

What Choromatsu's got in his favour is that I can see him be one of the Matsus who visit Chibita on his own, like Oso or Kara. As far as I know this is just a headcanon though lol. Maybe this would be enough to put him on Jyushi's level at least? Or even just a bit below Oso.

[bow-wow-wark-wark]

Tw// eye strain, flashing lights, flashing images, eye sore

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Ya heard me 😘😝💋💘/j

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[mickeycookies]

The dub "officially" came out today and Im just really curious to know who all auditioned for the boys

[redwylde]

Season 1: Kara says no, is physically and painfully punished for it by Totty. Season 2: It comes to light that Kara is afraid to say no in case his brothers might become angry, Totty immediately becomes emotional and apologises. Oh ho?~ A connection? Kara gradually becomes less inclined to stand against his brothers for fear of being punished and Totty realises his past mistakes, taking action to rectify them? Huh..