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serving as a counterpart to last year's Star Raider's Walmart capsule, i've concocted the "Cyber Ninja Dojo Collection"
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i subscribe to the "Cosmic Alabama Theory" myself. alien life has picked up our broadcasts, tv, radio, internet, whatever, seen how FUCKING HORRIBLE we are and want nothing to do with us. we're the bad neighborhood you lock your doors and roll up your windows when you're driving through. making sure to avoid eye contact with the incredible racist and violent and also weirdly horny apes, just so you can get to the next system over and buy your space milk in peace.
I low-key love the fact that sci-fi has so conditioned us to expect to be hanging out with a bunch of cool space aliens, that legitimate, actual scientists keep proposing the most bizarre, three-blunts-into-the-rotation "theories" to explain the fact we're not.
Some of my favourites include:
Zoo Theory: What if there are loads of aliens out there, but they're not talking to us because of the Prime Directive from Star Trek? (Or because they're doing experiments on us???)
Dark Forest Theory: What if there are loads of aliens out there, but they all hate us and each other so they're all just waiting with a shotgun pointed at the door, ready to open fire on anything that moves?
Planetarium Theory: What if there's at least one alien with mastery over light and matter that's just making it seem to us that the universe is empty to us as, like, a joke?
Berserker Theory: What if there were loads of aliens, but one of them made infinite killer robots that murdered everyone and are coming for us next?!!
Like, the universe is at least 13,700,000,000 years old and 46,000,000,000 light years big. We have had the ability to transmit and receive signals for, what, 100 years, and our signals have so far travelled 200 light years?
The fact is biological life almost certainly has, does, or will develop elsewhere in the universe, and it's not impossible that a tiny amount of it has, does, or will develop in a way that we would understand as "intelligent". But, like, we're realistically never going to know because of the scale of the things involved.
So I'm proposing my own hypothesis. I call it the "Fool in a Field" hypothesis. It goes like this:
Humanity is a guy standing in the middle of a field at midnight. It's pitch black, he can't move, and he's been standing there for ages. He's just had the thought to swing his arms. He swings one of his arms, once, and does not hit another person. "Oh no!" He says. "Robots have killed them all!"
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big ole pile of digibashes that i havent really sorted into any projects.
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stuff for sale, gotta make some quick cash to cover a surprise bill. hit up my dms and we can work out payment and shipping.
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saturday digibash drop
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today's digibash pile.
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purple and gold. i can fix so many of the world's problems with gold.
The pills meme but it's things i wish i had
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big 'ole pile of random digibashes that dont fit into any of my previous templates. sooo, Generations Selects ideas i guess?
the idea behind Starscream and Bumblebee up top was to mash their Action Master and Pretender forms together. i am open to ideas on how to do the same with Grimlock and Jazz.
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Shattered Glass Dinobots.
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even more digibash piles arranged as Target style 4-packs.
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another 5 digibash piles as Target 4-packs
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5 more random digibash piles arranged into Target style 4-packs.
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random digibash piles. sorted out as Target style 4-packs.
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South American Minibot Variants South American Jumpstarters AM Radio Robot (with Solarbot)
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