#jw memes

[quirky-ex-cultist]

What’s your favorite bible stories of god being really shit to people for no good reason? Obviously Job is THE “wait, is god the asshole” story, but personally I’ll never get over god just, y’know, TURNING LOT’S WIFE INTO A PILLAR OF SALT. Taking away what the story is supposed to be telling us symbolically, god did NOT have any good reason to do that. She did what, GLANCE BACK? Jehovah I promise you bro it is not that serious 😭

[jiyuvib3]

Excuse me Sir, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour God Ussop?

[romeolucci]

[bs-fangirl]

No baby ankylosaurus this season sadly but at least the egg is safe... but we better get a new baby next season!

[nectarink]

[twopoppies]

🤣

https://x.com/forgodsakelarry/status/1864680855337046508?s=46&t=HJNgJeyaKbaPu8DTunwOUA

LOLLLL! Harry memes are my fave.

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[bagiesupreme]

happy release day! Here's the plot of the show :)

[wisteria-grows-here]

[tobytheeggo]

Sigh

( I made the image ^^ )

[clobertina]

I can’t unsee it now thanks LOL

[kingcheezits]

[quirky-ex-cultist]

Directly after this, I informed her of the fact that Jehovah’s Witnesses refer to the Governing Body as “The Faithful and Discreet Slave”. Her response?

“OH MY GOD, I WAS FUCKING JOKING???”

[heartnoose]

[cococowboah]

For anyone who may be curious:

Some years ago I wrote a Jade and Neeta* fanfiction that turned into a novella. I changed the names, Jade to Amber, and Neeta to Nichole, just to cover my ass in case Watchtower came knocking with a cease and desist, and published it.

Nothing really happened to it for a while. I had it up for free on a few eBook sites and forgot about it.

Earlier this year I learned Amazon had been selling and promoting it, without giving me a dime in royalties since I had it as a free eBook. Every single sale of that book went right to Amazon.

I believe it's now off Amazon for good, as I've requested it removed from all eBook platforms to prevent this from happening again. The book is now available, in full and for free, on my website. Anyone can read it regardless of their status as a JW, I know many younger ones without independent bank accounts were concerned with PIMI** parents questioning the purchase of Jehovah's Forbidden Love Story, so I hope anyone who had concerns about that when finding the book on Amazon can now read it here.

Love ya guys ❤️ and happy holidays

*characters from a Jehovah's Witness series on recruiting cult members

**PIMI, meaning Physically In, Mentally In (currently practicing and believes in the religion.) Variations are PIMO, Physically In, Mentally Out (practicing the religion for the sake of maintaining familial relationships or other reasons, but doesn't believe in the religion anymore.) POMI Physically Out, Mentally In ( not practicing either by choice or by force through disfellowshipping, but still believes in the religion.) And POMO, Physically Out, Mentally Out (no longer practicing, has successfully left the cult behind.)

[theres-whump-in-that-nebula]

For those of you who attended the memorial and need a palate cleanser (or several lmfaooo):

[tosahobi-if]

YERI MILESTONE KEEP BEING THE COOL SAUCE YOU ARE 🔥🔥

this might sound really ooc but everytime I see that one video that goes like "wow that cat is very cute" it somehow reminds me of the mount hua trio (I'm pretty sure which one is which is pretty clear there 🤐)

i had to look it up but yeah. yeah that’s the huasan trio HSJDJJDN