#just. pistachio

[entomolog-t]

39. What’s your favorite ice cream flavor?

Picking a favorite is so hard 😭

I'm a sucker for "uncommon" flavors

Lavender, tiger tail, mint chip, moosetracks, this one Indian flavor with cardamom and almond that i can never remember what it's called...

But if I had to choose, I LOVE pistachio.

[rotthepoet]

Husband!Mattheo who literally will not let you do anything by yourself after he knocks you up. As soon as you show him that positive pregnancy test, you go ahead and kiss your freedom goodbye because that bitch is not letting you move from his sight for the next nine months. You’re standing on your toes trying to reach something? You’d think he’s been shot given how loud he yelps. Woke up at 3 am craving mac n cheese with applesauce on top? He’s rolling out of bed without a single complaint and running to the store because you’ve already eaten all the mac n cheese this week.

[grimeonadime]

Rare pair alert!

[notsobravetoaster]

Changed the course of the entire history fr

[couchsterfield]

tim gives enrichment days to patrick where price just lets him into his office and hands bateman a jar of pistachios and starts playing like a phil collins album or something for patrick to listen to while he nibbles a bunch of pistachios like a little hamster

[julykings]

first week of august

[xierru]

the astral express's limited edition crew mochis!!

[cupcakeinat0r]

FINALLY some news that isn’t about that f*ck ass tv

Finally some good fucking food…..

[pistachions]

eating pistachios like damn these like the nuts from milo murphy's law

[johnnyst0rm]

Do you guys think when he reads a script & sees his character dies Joseph goes “FUCK. AGAIN?!” & slams down the script in a huff? Because I certainly do.

[sparring-spirals]

Everyone in this dirty laundry is the perfect level of acquainted with each other where they can throw extremely specific and accurate accusations at each other and expose all kinds of unexpected secrets about one another, and you still get so much indignant shrieking as guesses are proved wrong and new information is revealed. its perfect.

[morganbritton132]

Eddie posts a Tiktok of himself sitting in his car, talking about how difficult coming up with song titles is when the passenger seat door opens and Steve gets in.

Steve looks at Eddie and then at the camera before asking him what he’s doing. Eddie tells him: You were taking too long. Now you gotta wait until I’m done

Steve: No, Ed. C’mon. We gotta go

Eddie: Nope, you gotta wait. What was I saying? Oh right…

Eddie starts talking again but he’s cut off by a knock on the passenger side window. Steve rolls the window down and you hear Robin asks: What are you doing?

Eddie: No

Steve: Going to the grocery store

Eddie: No, Steve. Don’t-

Steve: Wanna come?

Robin: Yeah! *gets in backseat* Hey, Munson

Eddie, deep sigh: Buckley

[lesbian-sunshim]

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rare pairs for your consideration - sweetie belle x pistachio acorn

[thegreatyin]

two of them :)

as a bonus for those not familiar with flight rising lore:

dragon sizes are funny.

[rubenesque-as-fuck]

Suddenly hit with an extremely intense desire for turtle toast

[captaintiny]

FINALLY went past the palestinian bakery by my bus stop when it was open 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏