#just yeets him all over coruscant

[spacemagicandlaserswords]

The Bad Batch: What's left from the trailer?

I wondered this earlier and then fell into a haze of going frame by frame through the trailer and screenshotting what I think hasn't appeared in season 3 of The Bad Batch so far, as of episode 6 and 7.

All of the shots to do with this scene of Hunter, Wrecker and Crosshair escaping in the big truck thing (juggernaut?) and Phee flying in to save them.

Coruscant! Whose ship is that?

The Empire and the mystery clone assassin invading Pabu, which @gamelpar pointed out in this post.

Someone's hand pushing a handle forwards. Whose gauntlet is this?

More of the Empire and the mystery clone assassin on Pabu. Is this Tech. Or Cody? Either way, more pain 😭

Hunter pushing a handle down.

More of Hunter, Wrecker and Crosshair escaping from the same scene at the start of the trailer.

There's a number of shots that I'm pretty sure we've seen, like this one. I think this was in episode one?

A very fast and blurry shot of what looks like a LAAT/i flying down in a tight spiral over a large body of water.

Fennec looking all badass in a bar somewhere.

Cad Bane and his hat.

This shot where Wrecker says the line "Give us a real challenge." The bridge structure in the holo in the bottom left looks similar to the bridge Hunter, Wrecker and Crosshair drive over in the big truck thing when they're escaping in the shots from the start of the trailer. My guess is that this is a briefing about that mission.

Hunter being eaten by a space crocodile and Wrecker jumping in after him. What's interesting about this is that Fennec is there. She's on the boat in the bottom left of the second frame. That's a very distinctive helmet and coat.

That's the clone assassin's ship. I think we just saw this during episode 6?

Hunter squaring up to fight someone.

Wrecker also squaring up to fight someone.

This shot of Crosshair (or at least his Firepuncher), Hunter and Wrecker where Hunter says the line "We're not big on following orders."

Hunter leaping onto a LAAT/i and yeeting a stormtrooper out by his ankle.

Ventress! She's being shot at by blue blaster bolts here. Who's shooting those?

This shot that pans across Hunter and Wrecker aiming at someone, though they both lower their blasters slightly.

I find all this stuff rather interesting because there's so much going on in trailers and there are so many decisions being made. Disney has a habit of mainly including footage from the first half of a series in their trailers, which makes me wonder how soon we're going to see all of these shots.

It's also a good idea to take trailers with a large grain of salt as they're often full of misdirects and footage or audio that doesn't even appear in the show. This was really obvious in the Rogue One trailers but TBB trailer has done it already as well. @icantlivewithoutdreaming correctly pointed out in this post that Rex says "not with the Empire imprisoning the kid" at 0:35 in the trailer but the line he actually says in episode 7 is "Not with the Empire being after the kid." There's also shots that are flipped, like the one of Hunter and Wrecker at 0:52 where Hunter's tattoo is on the wrong side of his face, and the hero shot of Rex at 1:22, which was at the end of episode 7 when he's staring down Wolffe.

I've hit the max number of images in a post so I'll put a link my post about the short trailer/TV spot here when it's done. Edit: Here's the link to my post on the shots from the short trailer/TV spot that haven't appeared in TBB yet.

[knightprincess]

Scars (Commander Wolffe x Jedi Reader) Part 8

Words: 1.3k (Shorter chapter than normal) Warnings: None that I can think of ... sorry to the Wolffe fans out there, he's really having a tough time of it. Pronouns Used: She/Her, Use of (Y/N).

“You did what?” asked Fox, needing to be sure he’d heard Wolffe’s explanation correctly. “You’re lucky it was just her com she yeeted and not you along with it,” he added, a serious tone to his brotherly voice. Soon enough, a sigh escaped his lips; the paperwork involved would be torture, and on top of that, there was little doubt the Coruscant Guard would be charged with finding the now missing Jedi.

“You’re not helping,” growled Wolffe, once again confronted with his conflicted feelings. The kiss hadn’t been intended yet; still, it haunted him more than anything prior to it; the words he’d spoken after weren’t any better. He thought he’d been relieved she was gone, but instead, he felt even more guilt than before. He’d hurt her perhaps even worse than those a part of her past had.

“I wasn’t trying to,” simply replied Fox.

“What are you doing?”

“Contacting General Kenobi and Skywalker; if anyone’s gonna find her outside General Plo, it’s those two,” spoke Fox, setting himself on the immediate task of finding the missing Night Sister. After all, he knew the fear others had; he knew others were scared she’d one day turn back to her dark side roots.

“I’ll help,” Wolffe volunteered, feeling the need to correct his mistakes, even if that meant sacrificing what little downtime he had. “The boys are fond and won’t rest until she’s found.”

“You’ve done enough,” harshly responded Fox. Although it was instantly clear he regretted them, he still did nothing to soothe the situation. “The Jedi are afraid, Wolffe. (Y/N), is the daughter of a Sith lord. They’re afraid she’ll rebound and turn back to her roots,” explained the Marshall Commander, revealing just a little bit of what he knew. “They’re afraid if she falls to the dark side, she’ll become far worse than Dooku; after all, she was more of a reason to hate some of them.”

“More of a reason?” Wolffe asked, once again suspecting there was more to her history than met the eye. Plo had hinted at it on several occasions when one of the boys asked, and several other Jedi had, too, even if (Y/N) herself dodged or changed the subject when it was brought up.

“Let's just say most of the Jedi Council monumentally failed her,” said Fox in response, recalling when he’d stumbled across the information, it had been with things sent over from the Chancellor's office. When Fox had questioned it, the answer had come from the Chancellor himself, making it clear the information hadn’t been put in there by accident but to prepare the Guard in case anything happened. “She trusts them even less than they trust her.”

“Commanders,” politely interrupted Obi-Wan. Anakin was at his side with his own Padawan. Just behind them were Commander Cody and Captain Rex, and both of them appeared prepared for the task likely already set before them. “Master Plo will be joining us shortly,” announced the Jedi Master, a soothing tone to his voice, although he was momentarily distracted by Anakin. No doubt he was attempting to sense (Y/N) if only to make the search that little bit easier.

“She’s still on the planet, although making it difficult to track,” spoke Anakin, quickly determining she was likely using her own power to block him and anyone else who attempted to track her via the force.

“Sorry to interrupt; I’ve sent a message to her unit. One of them is a tracker,” called Cody, recalling working with the elite unit before. They were unpredictable but effective. They got the job done no matter how dangerous it was and always seemed to have fun while doing it; the more threat to life, the more competition there was between them. “They’re young and reckless, but they’re loyal to her.”

“What caused (Y/N) to run?” asked Ahsoka, noting that it was out of the ordinary for any Jedi to hide unless they were given the order to. Although even she would admit, (Y/N) did seem to have more freedoms than a normal Jedi Knight would. She got away with far more, including ignoring direct orders from the council, so much so they had come to expect it from her.

“The past, Snips,” replied Anakin, suspecting that Maul's recent reappearance had triggered memories and feelings she had spent over a decade trying to push away and bury. Brought the hurtful past, she’s tried to run from bubbling back to the surface. “For over a decade, she believed her father was gone, only for him to reappear and be on the warpath. She’s lost, conflicted, torn between who she was and who she wants to be,” he explained, knowing her trouble; he’d be the same if his mother suddenly came back from the dead. Like (Y/N), he hadn’t let go of his past; he couldn’t; instead, like her, he’d buried it.

“Either way, we must find her fast,” said Obi-Wan, recalling the recent council meeting. The latest intelligence had only brought forth concerning news. While Maul was on a revenge tour against those who wronged him in the past, Savage searched for (Y/N), no doubt, to reunite father and daughter again—or at least unite what remained of the bloodline. “We won’t be the only ones looking for her.”

“It would be best if we split into groups,” announced Plo upon his arrival, his voice calm and even as normal. “Commander Fox, go with Ahsoka and (Y/N)’s enhanced unit; search the lower levels around where she was last seen,” he added, suspecting (Y/N) would be far more open to being found by Ahsoka than any other Jedi. “Skywalker, take your captain and a small group of the 501st, search the underworld levels, Obi-Wan, the upper levels, around the old factories. I’ll take the Wolf pack and search her old hiding spots.”

“I don’t think I’ll be that much help, General,” voiced Wolffe, his miss-matched eyes downcast now. “I’m the reason she ran away in the first place. Me being involved in the search will only anger her further,” he added with regret flooding his voice; he could still remember the hope fading in her eyes; the image had all but burnt itself into his memory now as if a means to torment him further and punish him for his stupidity.

“On the contrary, Commander, you were the last person to see her, outside the civilians who offered tips to her whereabouts. Whether you hurt her or not doesn’t matter; finding her before she becomes any more vulnerable does,” spoke Plo, speaking as if a father rather than a Jedi. He knew (Y/N) had let her hurt, anger, and feelings of betrayal out on Wolffe, but he’d not be the sole reason for it. For years, she’d struggled with her past and overwhelming feelings; Wolffe’s words had just been the breaking point. “You are not to blame for (Y/N) going into hiding. I doubt she blames you, either.”

“We’ll rendezvous here in a few hours; in the meantime, keep in communication,” spoke Obi-Wan, suspecting the task at hand would be far more difficult than either of them wanted to admit. After all, few could sense how (Y/N) felt when she was a padawan; she had a unique ability to deflect her feelings and hide them by reflecting another’s emotions back at them; as for tracking her, even for the Jedi, that had been an impossible feat, although many had questioned whether her ability to block them was a natural Night Sister ability or a concerning dark side one.

“And if we find her?” questioned Ahsoka, suspecting the Jedi Knight wouldn’t come easily. (Y/N) had run for a reason; she’d hidden her struggles for so long many didn’t even see it until now when they were powerless to help her and when she appeared to be in far more danger with her vulnerability than even she realized.

“Try to convince her to return to the temple,” replied Anakin, even when he knew (Y/N) would refuse, even if Master Plo was the one who stood before her. “Only stun if necessary; just beware, (Y/N) is highly trained, and she will fight back,” cautiously added the Jedi Knight, recalling all the times the pair trained together growing up. Despite his skills in lightsaber combat, he’d never successfully defeated her in a duel, although he’d learned a fair bit.

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[himboskywalker]

In honor of April is for Anakin may I present some Anakin is a loveable dumbass headcanons.

Anakin is so unused to showers or Sonics when he’s brought to the temple and it takes years to break him from the habit. This results in him being the smelliest most rank teenager imaginable and Obi-Wan can hardly stand to spar with him from the age of 14 to 16.

Anakin befriends and maintances all the Mouse droids in the temple and as such always has a little herd of squeaky mouse droids rolling around after him in the halls and tripping up the other knights and Padawans.

Anakin doesn’t understand traffic laws and thinks they’re stupid because Tatooine was a free for all so he keeps getting pulled over by Coruscant police for reckless flying and gets his pilot’s liscense revoked so that Obi-Wan has to long sufferingly cart him around like an aggrieved soccer mom.

Anakin is very demi and so when he discovers that Obi-Wan has casual sex he is distraught beyond measure and is convinced for several months that Obi-Wan has slept with half of Coruscant and is going to die from horrible alien stds.

His skills in the force are so strong that he just doesn’t...realize that what he can do isn’t normal. This results in him being a kid at the temple and force yeeting something insane to which all the masters are like, “Anakin how?!?!” To which he 100% has an El Woods moment and is just like, “What,like it’s hard?”

He has no alcohol tolerance whatsoever and the first time he ever drank it was a single glass of Obi-Wan’s Corellian whiskey and it put him on the floor...or crying on Obi-Wan’s shoulder. But he never learns his lesson and always tries to drink with the 501st and the one time he tried to have a drinking game with Snips and Rex he wakes up in the medbay a day later with no memory of the day before.

Whenever anyone tries to flirt with him on missions,which is all the time,he always panics and grabs Obi-Wan to be like “OH HUSBAND MEET THIS VERY NICE PERSON SAY HELLO CUPCAKE” But he has no gage of over the top so it’s just horrible pet names with dessert themes. Even when they’re on opposite sides of the galaxy Anakin panic comms him all the time at 3am his planet time to be like “HELLO MY NABOOIAN CREAM PUFF JUST CHECKING IN TO SAY HELLO”

The first time Ahsoka asks him about human reproduction he nearly crashed their ship into a Star Destroyer he panics so hard.

He eats literally anything because food is food and whatever he eats is better than some of the nightmares he ingested on Tatooine and he’s always hungry. In theory this works great during sieges but when he tries to be nice and give Obi-Wan food too it’s akin to a very proud lothcat bringing its master a dead bird while Obi-Wan chokes it down in horror because “good Anakin thank you very much” *purrs*

[maulusque]

Top 20 Funniest Things about Star Wars, in No Particular Order

1. Darth Maul repeatedly dying and then randomly turning up for absolutely no narrative reason, exclusively to ruin Obi-Wan’s day

2. Hondo Ohnaka in general

        2.a. Bonus: Hondo and Maul competing to be Ezra’s Weird Crime Uncle

3. Dave Filoni being forced to spend 6 7 seasons doing narrative backflips to keep Anakin and Grievous from meeting, because of one throwaway line in ROTS about Grievous being short

4. The B1 Battle Droids in any given moment of the Clone Wars, but especially during the movie

       e.g. those two droids on top of the cliff at Teth, arguing about seeing the approaching clone army and fighting over the binoculars, and one of them just fuckin FALLS of the cliff and the other one goes “get BACK HERE          sergeant”

       also e.g. Rex and like, one other guy, completely surrounded by droids and Rex is like “surrender! we have you outnumbered!” and one of the droids is like “hang on” and actually stARTS COUNTING

5. Grievous bailing hard the moment anything goes remotely wrong 

6. Anakin stabbing a guy in cold blood as the Imperial March plays in the background and then looking all offended at Obi-Wan and going “WHAT? he was gonna blow up the ship!”     

7. Dave Filoni’s incessant need to put wolves in Star Wars

8. the fact that the Mandalorian almost died and earned his clan signet on an errand to fetch brunch for a bunch of jawas

9. Rex’s plan on the Rishi Moon base: “ok so to get into the base currently occupied by droids, i’m going to hold a droid head up to the camera and do my best droid impression and ask them nicely to open the door” and it WORKED

        bonus 9.a: that same episode, Cody’s reaction to Rex shooting one of their brothers (as far as he knew) right in the face was “HECK”

10. Kallus, to Ezra and Kanan: ok you have to knock me out so i don’t get caught as a spy. it has to be convincing.

Ezra: ok *uses the force to fucking YEET kallus through like three panes of glass*

Kanan: EZRA

Ezra: WHAT? that is convincing

Kanan: yeah, but i was gonna do it

11. Kylo Ren stalking into the war room and going “i sense... unease... about my appearance.” and all the generals rushing to compliment his new mask

12. those two stormtroopers in TFA walking around the corner, seeing Kylo Ren having a tantrum and beating up a console with his lightsaber, and just quietly backing away

13. Stormtrooper bonking his head in A New Hope

14. Rex bonking his head on a pipe

15. “It’s ok that we’re here.” “It’s ok that you’re here.” “It’s GREAT that you’re here.” “You’re relieved that we’re here.” “THANK GOODNESS you’re here” “Welcome, guys.”

16. the fact that Palpatine was is still so pissed off about Anakin slam-dunking him down the garbage chute at the end of Return of the Jedi that he had a giant pit built in his Secret Backup Fortress specifically so that he could throw Anakin’s grandson down it thirty years later like that level of PETTINESS

17. Darth Bane was voiced by MARK FUCKING HAMIL

18. Boba Fett dies by blind, confused Han Solo going “BOBA FETT?? WHERE????” and spinning around and accidentally backhanding him into the Sarlacc Pit (of course he’s not really dead shhhhhh fuck you disney)

19. those two scout troopers in episode 8 of the Mandalorian, having captured Baby Yoda and radioing in to try to tell Moff Gideon that they captured the asset like “is he available yet” “yeah, he just killed an officer for interrupting him, so it could be a while.” “ugh ok whatever. Standing by. Still.”

20. the fact that, from Obi-Wan’s point of view, ROTS is just fucking bonkers. Like, he and Anakin rescue the chancellor, everything’s going well, he tells Anakin he’s proud of him, and then he leaves to kill Grievous and just when he succeeds and the war is just about over, Cody tries to shoot him off a cliff and when he makes it back to Coruscant, Anakin is slaughtering a bunch of children and swearing allegiance to a Sith Lord and Obi-Wan has NO IDEA what the FUCK happened there

21. Twilight of the Apprentice from Darth Vader’s point of view: you chase down a bunch of Rebels to a secret Sith Planet. You go to the Temple. Surprise! Your old apprentice is there, along with some random jedi kid. She forces the kid to flee the collapsing temple, and then you proceed to have a big ol’ lightsaber fight but like THIRTY SECONDS LATER, a portal opens up in mid-air, the SAME KID but with a different haircut pops out, grabs your apprentice, and just fuckin vanishes. Poof. Gone. Like, that is just something that happened to Darth Vader one day and it’s just something he had to deal with.

22. JJ Abrams dedicating an entire scene in Rise of Skywalker to calling out Rian Johnson’s shitty Luke-related decisions from TLJ. Rey throwing away the lightsaber and ForceGhost!Luke catching it and going “wow hey maybe treat a Jedi’s weapon with a little more respect RIAN” and “hey Rey don’t do what I did and fuck off to the ass-end of nowhere for twenty years and refuse to do anything useful because that was really stupid and pointless and out of character of me, wasn’t it RIAN”

[megafrost4]

Clone Wars Season 2

SEASON 2 EPISODE 1 Holocron Heist

A lesson learned is a lesson earned

DADDY PLO!: Warthog, protect the gunships! I will take out the fighters!

Warthog couldn’t shake these two, so daddy!Plo immediately turned around and saved him

They spray-painted their ships…aw…

Rex: Come on, grunts! We are leaving! OMG REX XD

Madame: Good morning, Master Fisto

Fisto: gives shit-eating grin 🤣

Cad Bane: [ominous music playing]

Palpatine: your price is of no concern [to Cad Bane to get a jedi holocron]

Yoda feels a disturbance in the force

WHERE IS ALL OF THAT MONEY COME FROM, PALPATINE??? HUH???

Bane: can it, Todo, you are who you say you are

Todo: I am a techno service droid!

Ahsoka: Madame Librarian, are you all right? Music Man, anyone? 🤣

Obi-Wan: if this Cad Bane is still on Coruscant, I’ll find him [yes, go off bae!]

Episode 2: Cargo of Doom

Overconfidence is the most dangerous form of carelessness

Rex: mmm…good call [to Anakin’s plan to use walkers to get onto the ship]

Anakin whistles to R2 like a dog…so cute!

REX GO BONK! : dow…switch to night vision

“Magnetic generators, you were trained for this!” oh, to have seen that! Lol seriously, can we see more of our clones????

Rex: General Skywalker, are you ok????

Ahsoka called Bane “sleemo” 🤣

Anakin: if by success, you mean I won, yes 🤣

Episode 3: Children of the Force

The first step to correcting a mistake is patience

Palpatine: among the Jedi, there are no innocents

Palpatine wants to know the Jedis status on Bane’s capture…cause he’s pissed his plans to get the children have been thwarted 🤣

3 Jedi going after Cad Bane’s mind…yikes 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

“Ah, Anakin, it’s good to see you…” looks to Ahsoka “excuse us, child…” 😒

Palpatine hologram hovering over child is CREEEEEEEEPY 😳😳

Obi-Wan: we’ll be fine Cody

Cody: yes sir, I’ll…keep the ship running DISAPPOINTED HUSBAND

Obi-Wan entering with it exploding: anytime, Cody! 😂

Anakin: where’s R2?

R2: opens door 😏

Episode 4: Senate Spy

A true heart should never be doubted

Anakin and Padme have time off together…awwww

Padme is an excellent cook 🤗

How dare she get upset with him when last season she just got on him cause she was working on this bill and ignored him…ugh 😒

Obi-Wan raised an eyebrow when Clovis was mentioned that he had a history with Padme…HE KNOWS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Anakin: are you still mad about last night? 🥺

Padme: mad? Why would I be mad? 😒

Anakin: good [ANAKIN YOU DUMBASS] 🤣🤣🤣

Anakin lost its argument…no surprise 😒

Why does the creepy lizard senator that hates Amidala have creepy sex droids??? 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

R2 offered Anakin a ration stick…aaaaaw…🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Episode 5: Landing at Point Rain

Believe in yourself or no one else will

Anakin and Ahsoka always compete to see whose squad kills how many droids 🤣

Obi-Wan: *sees Cody walk in with Rex* Good, Cody 😘

Cody wasn’t there for the first battle of Geonosis 🥺

Obi-Wan: oh, you didn’t miss much. I was chained up being attacked by monsters 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Cody: that sounds…entertaining 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

Obi-Wan: it was…for the Geonosians 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

I love that they spray paint designs on their transports 🤗

Clone: good thing those bugs can’t aim

Ship: explodes

Spoke too soon, hon 😩

Clone: copy, that, Commander, have fun down there!

Cody: General Kenobi, don’t land! It’s hot down here!

Anakin: great, the one time I ask for Obi-Wan’s help…🤣

Boil and Waxer got their upgrade in their badass grey armor…nice! Checking for survivors

Why do we always get the FUN missions? 🤣

Cody: are you injured General?

Obi-Wan: nothing too serious

Woman moaning ominously in epic battle music ✊ one of my favorite movie tropes

Anakin: how many droids have you shot down so far?

Ahsoka: 25

Anakin: ah, you’re falling behind!🤣

Rex just walks into the shield of that droid from the back and shoots it like a boss GO OFF BAE 😘

Then Rex gets YEETED 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Rex: next time, just tell me to jump 😒

Anakin: now where the fun in that? 🤣

Rex: come on lads, lets go!

“Reinforcements! The Reinforcements have arrived!” a clone cheers

Obi-Wan sinks down in relief 😩

Woman moaning ominously in epic battle as Anakin runs with his troops and Ahsoka into battle

Again, I love that they spray painted grafitti on their carrier shuttles

Obi-Wan: I'll never understand how you turn these battles into a game 😒

Master Mundi: 65…what do I win? 👏👏👏👏👏

Episode 6: Weapons Factory

No gift is more precious than trust

Uh oh, here comes Luminara and Barris 😳

Anakin interrupting Ahsoka’s briefing…RUDE 😒

Bariss memorized all 200 junctions of the maze underground the factory? Damn, Luminara is rough 😳😳😳😳

Rex standing right up front next to Anakin, love it ❤️

Anakin: Rex, a little help here!

Rex: get up here trooper!

Trooper: uses a bazooka 👏

Episode 7: Legacy of Terror

Sometimes, accepting help is harder than offering it

Yay they finally won Geonosis!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Ahsoka apologizes for leaving Rex 🥺

Rex: you two have done enough here, go get some rest 🥺 HE CARES SO MUCH

[ethereal growling] 😳

Cody: THAT is one ugly bug 😳

Zombie bugs…ew 😱

Ew…momma giving birth to baby bugs 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

Anakin: I’ve got a bad feeling about this 😳

Obi-wan: because I make observations when you think with your lightsaber 😎

Yes, well, I took a lesson from Anakin and decided to not follow orders 😎

Anakin: hey

Obi-Wan: no, wait, I want to see how it works 😳🤣

Come now, the nose or the ear, which do you think it will enter 🤣

Luminara: I don’t!😱

Obi-Wan: what are you doing? I was going to study that! 🤣

Anakin: study the bottom of my boot! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Episode 8: Brain Invaders

Attachment is not compassion

Aw, clone snoring 😘

Clone shoots the air to wake them up lol 🤣🤣🤣

Scythe…ugh, standing up like THRILLER 😳😳😳

[moist slithering] eeeeeeeewwwwwww 😳😳😳😳😳😳

Their bodies contort, then possessed, it seems like they crack every bone in their body 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

Ahsoka questioning keepers of the peace or warriors...JUST LIKE IN SEASON 7 BEFORE ALL HELL BREAKS LOSE 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Rex! Hey bae, finally without a helmet 😘 I know the animation is still meh, but still

Anakin: Ahsoak hasn’t checked in yet

Obi-Wan: like you?

Rex: gives smug look 😏

Ahsoka: I have a bad feeling about this, Master Fisto

“If it’s one thing we clones know, it’s how to stop a Jedi” 😳 [ORDER 66 LOOMING ON THE HORIZON]

Ah! Scary jumpscare horror movie with Baris just showing up behind Ahsoka 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

Anakin: Mind tricks? slaps Poggle then force chokes him 😳

Kit Fisto always has a big smile on his face I love it! 😂

Bariss: kill me, please 🥺🥺🥺🥺

Kit Fisto: gives shit-eating grin 😉

Episode 9: Grievous Intrigue

For everything you gain, you lose something else

Grievous jumps onto platform behind him like a spider monkey🤣

Grievous coughs [my favorite subtitle] 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Jedi: your reputation precedes you

Wolffe comes up to whisper to Daddy!Plo [HE HAS HIS SCAR😭] whispering something

Hi! Rex! Seated next to Anakin

Kenobi and Grievous going at each other 😱

Anakin: lands out of hyperspace in the middle of battle😱

Obi-Wan: calls Grievous Dooku’s errand boy😂😂😂😂

Grievous: I’m no errand boy 🤬

pulls out 4 lightsabers and does helicopter thing😱👏✊

intense opera choir and music 🙌

Obi-Wan: surrender, General

Grievous: never! spider crawls away🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Cody: punches Grievous🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

intense opera choir music👏

Grievous: until we meet again, Kenobi! this reads like a corny good v evil plot...wait a minute...I STILL LOVE IT THOUGH❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤

Obi-Wan is pissed Grievous slipped away 🤬

Anakin: at lest we all live to fight another day😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Episode 10: The Deserter

It is the quest for honor that makes one honorable

Kenobi goes after Grievous to catch him before he escapes the planet, Taking Rex with him

Rex! Jesse Hardcase and Kix! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Cody: Rex is a smart man

Obi-Wan: indeed always thinking on his feet

Rex gets shot no!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Jesse: protect the captain! ✊

Kix: Jesse, you better get back here 🤬

Cody without a helmet!

My poor Rex got shot in the chest, through his pauldron in the middle😭

Jesse: that’ll be fine ma’am, thank-you SUCH MANNERS, JESSE

SHIRTLESS REX 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

Rex’s back poor baby 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Kix: sir, as the team medic, when it comes to the health, I outrank everyone, including you 😎

Rex and the little girl have that weird stare 😂

Rex: Jesse, you’re in command

Jesse smiles 🤣

Rex, my poor bae, getting snogged by those calves lol🤣

Rex oh my goodness

Rex thinks a name is easier to distinguish them

Cut: I’ve seen how you’ve looked at my family 😳

Rex: what if I am choosing the life I want 🥺

Cut and Rex playing that gambling game

Cut ran after Geonosis when they were picking off his team one by one

Rex: you have wonderful children 🥺

Obi wan flips and does super hero landing sexy 🥵🥵🥵

Rex: I’ll take care of them…😎

Grievous: Jedi scum!🤣

Rex: I’m sorry, it’s my duty…but in my conidtion, I probably won’t remember any of it😉

Rex: my family is elsewhere

Episode 11: Lightsaber Lost

Easy isn’t always simple

Ahsoka: “Ok, Gramps, it would be nice to have company.” 🤣

Ahsoka: you little-🤣

Gramps: AHSOKA!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ahsoka is so agile ✊✊✊✊✊

I KNOW THE PLOT IS HAPPENING, BUT LISTEN TO THIS: “The Jedi are doing their best…the accusations that the Jedi started the war to gain more power is ridiculous. I assure you” Palpatine is urging the people to allow him to pass laws to help the Jedi, fighting like kriff to get them help

“Pass on what you have learned” Master Sinube ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Episode 12: The Mandalore Plot

If you ignore the past, you jeopardize the future

Obi-wan: Far be it from me to keep the duchess waiting 🤣

Beautiful throne room ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Prime Minister…ew 😒

Kenobi: oh, I’m aware of the Duchess’ views 😏

“Well, Master Kenobi, my shining Jedi knight" 😘

Obi-wan: :After all these years, you are more beautiful as ever”😘

This man said something in Mando’an then dropped off the ledge😳

Obi-Wan: I didn’t kill him

Satine: I know, that’s why I’m still talking to you 🤣

Vizla…ugh hmmmm…

Obi-Wan: I am here on a diplomatic mission, under the protection of the Duchess Satine pulls out lightsaber and fights 🤣

Satine: you know the Jedi, they never do anything by halves 😉

Obi-Wan: this is not good about to be squished

Well, it certainly took you long enough 🤬

Satine, turn the machine off!🤬

Satine: I’m trying!🤬

Obi-Wan: we’ll have to stand and fight, or in your case, just stand🤣

Vizla: failure shoots Mandalorian😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

AH! OBI-WAN DID THE THING WITH HIS SABER😱

Those Mandaloirans respect the 1v1 ✊

Obi-Wan: Satiiiiiine? she jumps into his arms and they spin out❤️

Rex! Hi bae!

And there’s Cody!

Episode 13: Voyage of Temptation

Fear not for the future, weep not for the past

Anakin knows there’s a history between Obi-Wan and Satine oooooooo *sips tea*😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

These sex droids and slaves around Ryloth senator and Satine is weeeeeeird 😳😳😳😳

Obi-Wan and Satine bickering 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Anakin: raises brow 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

“Careful over there, it’s dark”

“You’re very funny, Mixer”

Satine and Obi-wan fight

Anakin: raises brow with martini in hand🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Anakin: all right, men, what’s the problem? I’m missing dinner.

R2 whines

I know I know, I’m here now ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

That nasty droid walked Redeye like a dead puppet creeeeeeepy 😳

Go R2! You’re doing great sweety❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Satine: just because I’m a pacifist doesn’t mean I don’t defend myself🤣

Obi-Wan: now you sound like a Jedi

Cody and Rex dynamic duo ❤️

Droid attacks Rex

R2 saves him

Rex: thanks little guy ❤️

Anakin: where’s the mother?

Rex: hasn’t seen it gets attacked by mother kills mother like a boss 🤣

Anakin: you go find your girlfirned

Obi-wan: all right NO ANAKIN SHE’S NOT MY 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Obi-Wan and Satine confess to each other aaaaaawwwwww🥺

Who will brand themselves a cold blooded killer? imperial march plays ominously as Anakin kills him 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

Satine: I’m still not sure about the beard….it hides too much of your handsome face😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘

Episode 14: Duchess of Mandalore

In war, truth is the first casualty

Obi-Wan: we’re friends, are we not?😒

Satine: yes…friends…and nothing more🤬

Satine: I’m fine I didn’t want to worry you🤬

Obi-Wan: on that count, you’ve failed spectacularly 😒

Lord Sidious meeting with Dooku😳😳😳

Satine to Obi-Wan on holomessage: I need your help [THE AMOUNT OF TIMES THIS HAPPENS]

Obi-Wan in a hood: sees Satine in a hood nice disguise 🤣

Episode 15: Senate Murders

Searching for the truth is easy, accepting the truth is hard

Ugh, another Padme senator episode 😒

I don’t care about the war waged at the senate

Padme wants military spending cut to stop making more clone troopers

Kamino minister says otherwise

Chancellor: murder, it’s inconceivable INCONCEIVABLE

Palpatine smiles evilly

DO YOU THINK NO ONE WILL SEE YOU????😂😂😂😂😂

He is so happy more clone troopers can continue to be made, huh Chancellor? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

Episode 16: Cat and Mouse

A wise leader knows when to follow

AHHHHHHHHH THE ARACHNID Admiral Trench!!! 😳😳😳😳😳

Obi-Wan here to save Anakin’s ass, after he was told not to engage until he arrived 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Obi-Wan: two steps forward and you’d actually be kissing it

Anakin: that’s some trick 😉

Bail Organa holo: help us General Kenobi, you’re our only hope

Anakin hanging up on Obi-Wan lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

“you learn pretty quickly when you’re under General Skywalker, you live on the offense” clone 🤣

Anakin: hello, ugly🤣

Obi-Wan: might I remind you this was not your mission?😒

Anakin: Reminded hangs up on Obi-Wan🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

General, I really hope you know what you’re doing

So do I, Admiral

Damn, Anakin taking out General Trech with the torpedos chasing after him to crash into the ship 👏👏👏👏👏👏

Obi-Wan: I hate to admit it, but good job, Anakin😒

Episode 17: Bounty Hunters

Courage makes heroes, but trust builds friendship

Ahsoka: how come every time you fly you crash 🤣

Anakin: it’s not my fault, it’s the ships! 🤣

Ahsoka looking between Obi-Wan and Anakin with that smirk

Obi-Wan: well, we crashed the ship your way 🤣

HONDO!!! : Kenobi, Skywalker, I can’t believe you came all this way to see me 😘

Hondo: you know, I like you Kenobi 😉

Embo is a badass bounty hunter with his samurai hat 😳👏

Hondo: “well, well, well, you know what I always say: speak softly and drive a big tank” ✊

Hondo laughs manically🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hondo: die, Jedi scum! 🤣

Hondo fights Anakin with that purple double bladed weapon 😳 WHAT ARE THOSE CALLED?

Hondo: THIS EFFORT IS NO LONGER…PROFITABLE! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Episode 18: The Zillo Beast

Choose what is right, not what is easy

REX! HELLO SWEETIE! : …that’s a lot of clankers [you’re not exaggerating, bae]

Rex: HOLD THE LINE! [love isn’t always on time!]😎

This one clone painted his helmet like a gator head…cool

This bomb destroyed everything, but Anakin’s robotic hand just hurt a little🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[lightsaber whooshing] loving these subtitles

Windu: Trapper, Ponds, Hawkeye, follow me! [ha! Fury]🤣

Windu: I have a bad feeling about this

Wilhelm Scream!

Anakin riding on R2 is so cute 😭

Anakin swan dives and rides on R2 again 🤣

R2 WHHHOOOOOOOOOOAOAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Oh, so Palpatine is ok with it once they use its skin to study for an impenetrable force😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒

Anakin: hey, it worked!

Windu: are you sure?

Anakin: yes, I’m sure. Now you go first ���

Palpatine wants it brought to Coruscant to get studied…oh boy 😳

Episode 19: The Zillo Beast Strikes Back

The most dangerous beast is the beast within

Palpatine wants it to create new armor for clone troopers

Palpatine does evil smirk [ARE YOU INVISIBLE?]

Palpatine: such size…such power [UNLIMITED POWER]

Palpatine: Mast Kenobi has taught you well

“If that creature is as powerful as they say, what good are these blasters gonna be?”

“Eh, shut up Cosmos”🤣

[Cosmos would be excellent at CinemaSins] DING

Rex: Better hurry sir, you’re missing all the fun 🤣

Zillo Beast stares Palpatine down through the window

Palpatine: I’ve got a bad feeling about this😳

Windu: how can it be a plan if it’s improvised?🤔

Obi-Wan: just catch them when they fall🤣

Rex: a lot of the General’s plans involve…falling🤣

R2 zipping to the rescue!

Chancellor wanats her to clone the beast?????😳😳😳😳😳

Episode 20: Death Trap

Who my father was matters less than my memory of him

War does NOT come with a guarantee – Clone Cadet trainer

Anakin: hey when I show off, it IS instructive and inspiring 🤣

Windu: for you, maybe

They only get one chance

Sergeant: a near miss is still a miss, kid 🥺

Boba, quit being bad 🤬

Windu: no rest for the weary

“What are you doing? We’re brothers. Don’t shoot!” 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

WILHELM SCREAM

Ah! Boba’s ship!

Episode 21: R2 Come Home

Adversity is a friendship’s truest test

Anakin: you’re not kidding, little buddy

Anakin: he’s got a lot of personality that’s all ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Windu: you encourage it too much 😒

[vehement beeping] oh R2

R2 screams🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Jango’s helmet set as a bomb…Mace figured it out 😳

R2 to the rescue!

[R2 chuckles]

[R2-D2 screams]

Oh hey Ahsoka havent’ seen you in a while and there’s Dad!Plo!❤️❤️

Anakin: you mean, the clone template?

“Comet, let’s go!”

Plo: Hurry, Commander Wolffe! 😱😱😱😱😱😱

Episode 22: Lethal Trackdown

Revenge is a confession of pain

Hey Plo! Hey Ahsoka ❤️❤️

Ponds! Boba couldn’t do it…so she did😳

Plo offers to take care of the hostage situation with Ahsoka

Plo: why head to the one place we know he is not? 🤔

Ahsoka of course little one we can’t be go to the last place they were

Plo is going to the Underworld????? 😳

HONDO! A passionate kiss with Aura Sing😳😳😳😳

Hondo: not MINE, I take it? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hondo: hey hey someone scrape him off the floor!

Plo: you’ve adopted many of your master’s ways, including your lack of being…subtle 🤣

Plo:…not very subtle🤣

Plo: well done, little ‘Soka😭❤️

Hondo meeting Plo lol 🤣

Damn, Plo just kicked the table up like a badass 😳😳😳😳

Hondo:Tell the Jedi what they want to know, Boba… it is the honorable thing to do…it is what your father would’ve wanted.❤️

[zaptrapp]

Ea’s Bad Batch Rant -ep 1

Welcome to this part of Tumblr where, after I watch each BB episode, I’ll give you my detailed (yeah lmao as if) analysis and emotional ramble. SPOILERS AHEAD!! Let’s gooo (this is gonna be a long one, 70 minutes of ep!!):

First of all HOW DARE THEY. Filoniiiiii.

I was NOT expecting to start with a mission right before Order 66 are you fucking kidding me? I immediately went “Nope, not doing this.”

Look at the initial flashback of the clone wars. I was shaking, too many memories.

I haven’t watched Rebels but I know some things and I know who Caleb is. So HI Padawan Caleb, good to see you. But... wasn’t Kanan’s skin complex a bit darker?

It’s going nicely, some comedy thrown in, The Bad Batch being wholesome and just destroying clankas! Tech is growing on me.

Master Billaba why are you so disappointed omg ahah thank them immediately!?!?

Yo I fucking swear, I swear to god that when tbb was leaving and the Captain turned to receive Order 66 I jumped from the seat so fast. Like I yeeted myself so fucking far you cannot understand. Literally, fuck fuck fuck this. My anxiety and ptsd from the clone wars went 📈📈📈📈📈📈

Rip Jedi Master Billaba.

Run Caleb, just run.

(I’m so fucking glad to see The Bad Batch is immune to Order 66. Like so glad.)

Ok Crosshair and Hunter go rescue Mr Padawan there.

CROSSHAIR WHAT THE FUCK CHIILLLLL

nope nope nope this is not going well. I was wrong, I fucked up, I spoke too soon.

“Good soldiers follow orders” noooooooo

Hunter being wholesome omg, what a dad energy he has. I already love him.

Omg Hunter’s scream when Kanan jumps.

Crosshair literally chill dude, let’s all vibe together.

Also uhm... it hurts to see them all so pale. Please for the love of god fix that, it’s unsettling.

The way they return to Kamino so oblivious of what’s going on. It hurts

“Coruscant guard is here” YES SHOW ME FOX YOU COWARDS

Uhm.... Filoni can we talk for a second? Yeah I would like to ask you WHY? Y’know, was it really necessary to show the corpse of a dead Jedi and the hand with the lightsaber falling off? This scene is gonna be stuck in my mind forever. I’m crying.

Can we also talk about the music? Haunting, a masterpiece throughout the whole episode.

This is not a kid’s show.

Love that they have their own personal barrack filled with their stuff, so precious. Plus the Tooka doll, omg😩

The amount of times I’ve said “Crosshair chill” by now is over 9000. Spoiler: it gets worse.

Absolutely love the tension between Hunter and Crosshair. Live for these moments.

Tech listing the characteristics of his mates and then “my exceptional mind” LMAO brag about it.

“The attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed”. “You can say that again” Wrecker OMG I wheezed. Echo’s like “bruh”. That’s what I need. Right here. God I love this.

“Still don’t think the regs are programmed?” This part made me shiver. It literally terrifies me. Also Tech is growing so much on me...

Hello Omega, nice to meet you.

“adolescent human female” Tech what the fuck it’s just a girl.😂 I love her accent and her smile! And she’s a medical assistant, love that too!!!!!!

Omega really said 😃😃👋🏼👋🏼

Here comes Tarkin ugh

Why does it hurt to see regular clones without helmet? Probably cause they all look like Fives, Kix, and the others. My heart is crying

Also, why is no one bald anymore? Guess that’s old fashioned uh... (yeah I know it’s because they want them to have no characterization whatsoever, but what’s wrong in being bald?) I miss my bald-with-crazy-tattooes- regs❤️

“Hello again” 😁😁👋🏼👋🏼 the way they look at her LMAO 😶😐😑🤔😕

Food fight, yay! (Crosshair was just trying to chill but ooop guess it’s time to fight)

EXCUSE ME?!?!?

No seriously. They really threw AZ in curing Echo’s injury??? You don’t know how much I was crying. I thought they were gonna throw a “Fives” in and I wasn’t ready at all, not now. Glad they didn’t but still... fuck me Filoni

Look at Echo’s reaction. Fuck. He’s scared as hell, probably though he was back on Skako Minor being a lab rat.

Yeah what a shocking revelation for them AZ.

Headcanon: Tarkin hates his life. He’s so bitter.

The fact that they’re being tested against real threats and guns while they have stupid toy guns it’s so fucking wrong and ridiculous.

“Five are all that remain” but Echo’s not genetically enhanced. That means... (i was putting 2 and 2 together)

Here we go with a mission... this stinks from miles away just telling you

Omega and Hunter talks, ughh the feelings

The way Omega calls softly Hunter’s name ugh I’m sold. They already have a bond “something about her I can’t figure out.” 😩😩

“I guess kids aren’t your area of expertise” Crosshair what a subtle shade😂

Crosshair was not really going to shoot at kids and elder people. Right?

Oh hello Saw, good to see ya. Always a pleasure.

GENERAL SKYWALKER AND CAPTAIN REX mention here we goooo🤪🤪🤪

This is chilling and unsettling....

Great a snitch droid or whatever the fuck that is.

*dramatic stare between Crosshair and Hunter* plus toothpick action going on

Crosshair literally stfu

And here’s Tech dropping facts. Omega’s an enhanced clone. I wonder how they made it possible for her to be a female taking Jango’s DNA but whatever, this is Star Wars.

I am legitimately pissed that Crosshair threw away the toothpick. Justice for toothpick.

Omg she found a picture of the squad😭😭😭😭😭 flashback to Rex’s picture with Echo, Fives and Cody I’m crying

Look at them walking right into the trap.

Hunter looks totally offended but c’mon, you know what you were going against.

Yo, I’m really here trying not to SIMP and they fucking throw TBB in their blacks on my face. I don’t have to look at them, I don’t have to— HELLO HUNTER, how’s you booty doing?

Crosshair CHILL amigo ok io quando mi incazzo devo passare all’italiano quindi o ti calmi o ti calmi, capito brooo??!! Le bestemmie che mi fai tirare.

Ok he’s struggling, I see that. No need to be an ass tho 😶

“I know it’s not your fault. You can’t help it.” Yes I’m crying why aren’t you. The way he looks at her... I’m dead.

CT-9904. Okay... also why did they have to kick Hunter. He’s so precious, trying to defend him regardless of him being under the effect of the chip.

Oh shit oh fuck oh shit here we go. (I didn’t want to watch this part.)

Ehm, Hunter why did you have to lay down like that, you sexy beast. I’m waiting for a gifset of him like that. I’m waiting.

Not Omega copying his moves😂😂😂😂😂

“Abnormal individual” lmao the look on Tech and Hunter’s faces. So done.

Ugh the anxiety is spiraling in me. Also how did they suit up so fast lmao.

Oh no. Oh no. NO NO NO

oh shit.

He looks good tho ngl🥴 (toothpick’s back.)

Oh the look on Hunter’s face, the music... breaks my heart.

Oh I was kinda ready for this part but still..... 😭😩

Yo can you not throw the toothpick away in every damn scene please? That’s my emotional support character object.

Yo jumpscare I lost 10 years of my life what the fuck

The amount of times Wrecker got hurt just in this episode is concerning.

Your move. AHHHHHH

Yoooo Omega with that blaster rifle saved the day😃✨

BYE Crosshair see ya later 💔

Kaminoans hiding to the Empire that BB escaped? This is gonna be no good I’m telling you

Omega is precious. Must be protected.

Dad Hunter DAD HUNTER DAD HUNTER IM SOBBING

Short list of friends. One is on coordinates J-19. Saleucami sector system. CUT LAWQUANE confirmed. Fuck yes. I’m happy. Now I can rest.

Sike I will never rest. Strap in and let’s gooo

Well well well. I LOVED IT. FILONI THANKS FOR THE UNWANTED FEELINGS that made me remind I’m a human capable of emotions❤️ I owe you one but I’m also hurt and also in love. Yes, there are things that did not sit really nicely with me: the obvious whitewashing, Omega being a clone of Jango (yes I was kinda expecting it but as I think through about it... makes less sense. Literally how?), but overall I enjoyed it.

Also if you wanna chat about TBB and feelings dm me or send in an ask! See ya bad bitches💕💕

[vinciwolf]

Rex + nsfw alphabet

Pairing: Rex x fem!Reader

Warnings: 18+, nsfw

Here’s a nsfw alphabet that nobody asked for xD

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

           It depends on the night. Sometimes Rex is so messy that both of you end up in the refresher, the end up changing the sheets from all the sweat. On the more lazy-sex days, aftercare is simple and sweet. Rex will usually be the one to grab a towel and wipe you clean.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

           Rex’s favorite body part are your boobs. He loves massaging, sucking, biting, or simply fondling them when he’s taking your ass from behind. Those large, calloused fingers will play with your hardened nipples until you beg him to stop. The next morning, your swollen nips will itch from tenderness and be very sore underneath the fabric of your bra.

           Aside from your boobs, Rex loves your pussy. Not the exterior (even though he loves the noises your make when he circles your clit) but inserting his fingers inside your slickness drives him nuts. He loves the feeling of your slippery walls against his fingers and how your juices make the lewdest slapping noises when you’re about to cum.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He mostly loves it when he can cum inside you, then watch it spill from your entrance afterwards. The view of your eyes blissed out, body glazed over with afterglow, and his juices seeping from your core is a site to behold. Nothing can compare to how proud he is of being able to make you that beautifully relaxed.

This is very rare though because y’all wrap it up to prevent an unwanted pregnancy.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

           Occasionally, he’ll cum on your stomach in order to force you both into the refresher. There he will use the shower spray to stimulate another orgasm out of you.

           Also, Rex hasn’t told you yet, but he really wants to make a holorecording of y’all having sex (not just holorecordings of your voice) for… personal reasons while he’s away on long missions~

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

           Rex had a few encounters at 79’s before meeting you, but he wasn’t really that great at love-making. He knew the basics of PIV sex, jerking off, and that’s about it. When you entered his life, however, you helped him learn how to actual enjoy himself during intimacy.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

           Tbh, this clone is a basic bish. He likes missionary position because he can hug you tightly against his body while he rails your pussy. And it gives him the advantage of holding onto the headboard for support.

           But Rex is not afraid to try new things though. When you introduced him to anal sex, he instantly labels it as a favorite. Why? Because he can either fondle your nipples more easily or play with your clit (or both at the same time).

           Also, when you ride him, he is driven wild. Being able to watch his cock slowly disappear into your warmth, bouncing on his hips, squeezing your tits in his hands while you contort your face with pleasure… he just… explodes from arousal.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

           Sometimes if Rex is tipsy from drinking, he’ll be sloppier and throw a joke around here and there, but for the most part, the captain is more serious during intimate moments.

H = Hair (how well-groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

           You’d think for a clone with a shaved head that he’d be more groomed down yonder, but he’s actually kind of bushy. Not as in he could beat a Wookie in the bushiest crotch competition, but just sporting a naturally grown out bush for your average human male.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

           One time you returned to a dimly lit apartment with candle leading to your bedroom. Rex was in his blacks waiting on the edge of the bed, condoms scatter over your nightstand.

           Sadly, the romantic moment was cut short due to one of the curtains catching on fire. Your apartment was saved, but you ended up having to lecture the poor clone about not putting candles near flammable items.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

           Rex often times jacks off in a refresher for easier clean up, but he must make sure it’s empty because it would ruin him if Cody or Kix stumbled upon him with an upright pecker in his hand.

           Before meeting you, the captain would simple jack off for stress relief, but now Rex cannot see himself masturbating without the aid of a hologram on you naked or a holorecording of your moans.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

           It’s not really much of a hardcore kink but going back to how Rex loves the feeling of your warm pussy, his ‘kink’ is fingering you until you’re a sweaty, panting mess beneath him.

           One of his more serious kinks involves restraints. He love it when he can hold you legs down while he eat you out, not allowing you to squirm or clench your thighs around his head.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

           Honestly, anywhere. The bed is optimal, the refresher is relaxing, and the wall for when it’s a rough quickie… particularly the last one.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

           When you’re wearing lacy lingerie and switch to a dominate role in the bedroom, that is when Rex get’s going. He loves it when you call all the shots.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

           He won’t do degradation.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

           Rex dies when you give him head. See here for proof.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

           Depends on how long you and Rex have been separated. Sometimes when you two are on the same star destroyer, sex will be quick. When you two are planet-side on Coruscant, sex will be slower due to having more privacy.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

           Rex is 100% up for quickies. Remember what I said about y’all being on the same star destroyer? Yeah, Rex will totally shove you into a supply closet or the empty barracks and just pound away until you come apart.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

           In the empty barracks, Rex will clamp his palm over your mouth to keep it down, but the rush of y’all being found makes the sex more exciting for the both of you.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

           As a clone trooper, Rex will obviously have more stamina, but that doesn’t mean he won’t be respectful of your limits.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

           Unfortunately, Rex cannot keep any toys with him due to moving around too much, but when y’all have sex in your apartment, a vibrator sometimes makes its way into bed too~

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

           Since you and Rex have to keep your relationship low-profile, teasing in public is not really an option.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

           Rex grunt and curses at first, then he lets out quick huffs or gasps as his impending orgasm slowly erupts. These noises are usually accompanied by him quickening his thrusts against your hips.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

           He secretly wants to make a baby with you… If you say yes, he’ll yeet that baby into your womb in seconds!

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

           Rex is not packing in regard to length, but in girth. It’s not much, but the slight difference in girth size will leave you moaning, mouth ajar, from the sheer fullness inside your pussy.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

           His sex drive is pretty average, but when he has been without sex for longer than a couple of weeks to months, his yearning for you is through the roof.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

           Y’all will both fall asleep relatively at the same time after sex, usually a few minutes after clean-up.

[tessiete]

HELLO. *Yeets at you with no expectations or pressure* The grass reached for the sky in uncoordinated brambles. Flowers sprouted in the voids, gasping in relief in the sun. If one was to lay within it, they would be completely hidden. "I thought I might find you here, little one."

OH HI! No, I’ve not completely forgotten about prompts, and yes, I will post at midnight again. 

I fear no gods.

Anyway, thank you @kyber-erso for letting me make this about my boy, the Korks, and his dumb grandpa.

ILU Your gorgeous prose is such inspiration!!! (It was the only part @lieutenantmittens praised :sunglasses:)

Let’s have a title....um...

TO FORGET OURSELVES

The grass reached for the sky in uncoordinated brambles. Flowers sprouted in the voids, gasping in relief of the sun. If one were to lie within it, they would be completely hidden. Qui-Gon Jinn, however, was a large man, and though he crawled forward on his belly, and twisted to lie on his back, his knees still arced above the grassline like ancient monuments on a foreign plain.

"I thought I might find you here, little one.”

Beside him, couched like a barah fawn in a nest of broken reeds, and soft needle greens, Korkie Kryze grumbled out a paltry welcome. He snapped the twig in his hands then launched the pieces into the air above him. They arced high, then fell out of sight, disappearing into the long grass surrounding them. 

“No one knows this place,” the boy countered. “It’s secret.”

“Ah,” Qui-Gon said, suitably chastened. “Do I need a chain code, or civil chit to stay?”

Korkie frowned. The dry litter crinkled beneath his head as he shifted to consider Qui-Gon with all the seriousness of a Mand’alor.

“No,” he decided. “Just a password.”

“Oh,” Qui-Gon said, nodding sagely. “What is it?”

“I can’t tell you,” Korkie sighed. He kicked his feet out straight, flinging a handful of needles into the sky to emphasise the impossibility of Qui-Gon’s request. “You have to guess. Otherwise it’s not very secure, is it?”

Staves - small brown and green slivers of yesterday’s sunlight - fell like confetti around them, pricking the skin of his cheeks and brow. He closed his eyes, as beside him, Korkie flinched away to shield himself.

Once recovered, Qui-Gon considered his options.

“What password shall I guess?” he asked.

“If you can’t guess it, then you don’t know it, and you can’t stay,” Korkie decreed.

“A fair judgement,” Qui-Gon said. “But I am so very old that perhaps I just forgot it. Would you be kind to an ancient, aged fossil such as myself, and give me a clue?”

Korkie sighed again, loud enough that he nearly gave it voice, just to be certain that Qui-Gon was quite aware of the inconvenience of his request. Still, he relents, and he cupped his hand to Qui-Gon’s ear to breathe the secret between them.

“Oh, I see,” the Jedi said. He opened his mouth, and exhaled, the confidential code a near corporeal thing in the world before Korkie slapped his hand across his mouth, preventing the sound from escaping.

“You can’t say it out loud,” he cried. “You have to whisper it to me. Otherwise anyone might hear it.”

So Qui-Gon held his own hand to the boy’s much smaller ear, and murmured the password back.

“Okay,” Korkie said, satisfied. “You can stay.”

“Thank you,” the master replied. 

For a while, they lay in silence, staring up at the wide expanse of sky above them. The firmament above was a bright blue, but to those two votaries it appeared bruised, and dark as the heavy dome of Sundari arched high to dim the effulgent rays so that mortals, too, might bask in them.

Between them, there was perfect accord, both content to rest in the company of the other. There was a meditative peace in the sound of grass, and in the touch of the sun. But, at four, Korkie had little patience for the beauties of the world. Instead, he was much preoccupied by his own troubled thoughts, and unlike the heavy evergreen needles, they refused to settle softly beneath his head.

“It isn’t fair,” he houghed, another twig straining to reach the escape velocity of their orbit.

“That is true about many things,” Qui-Gon agreed. He reached his hand to the earth beside him, digging until the litter gave way to fine silt. It ran over his fingers like silk, weighed down by the oils of his skin, and left a dusting over his palms. “What, in particular, are you most troubled by, my boy?”

Korkie sighed again. His sighs contained whole systems within the bounds of their expulsions. He rolled to his side, facing Qui-Gon, curling his legs, and tucking his hands beneath his head. His entire aspect was bent toward the consideration of his most serious complaint.

“It isn’t fair that Bebu must leave again when you only just got here.”

Qui-Gon rolled to face him, equally considerate.

“Well, that’s not entirely true, is it?” he asked. “After all, your father and I have been here for nearly four months. Since before your mid-break. And we shall not be leaving until after Holyhod Day. That is quite a long time, don’t you think?”

“If I were in school the whole time,” Korkie agreed. “But break doesn’t count. And plus, I was in school for some of it, so I didn’t get to see you as much.”

“Your buir saw you every day, Kiorkicek,” Qui-Gon said, quite firmly. There would be no slighting of his own evergreen, and erstwhile padawan by anyone.

Korkie felt the justice of Qui-Gon’s correction, and thrust his lower lip forward in tremulous defiance.

“I said, not as much.”

“So you did,” agreed Qui-Gon, quick to acknowledge his own fault. “Forgive me. Go on.”

“I am only saying,” continued Korkie, “That it isn’t fair that Bebu is going so soon, and taking you with him.”

“As I am the elder, perhaps it is I who is taking him.”

“That doesn’t make it better,” Korkie said.

“No, I suppose not,” Qui-Gon said. It was his turn to sigh, as he rolled to his back once more, and stared up at the sky, watching it ripple behind the glossy dome, like light over water. “Do you know, when your father was little he used to lie in the grasses at the Temple, just like this, and look up at the vaulted claricrystalline of the Coruscant day?”

“Bebu did? Like me?”

“He did.”

Korkie screwed up his mouth, riddled with scepticism. “No, he didn’t,” he said. “This place is much too dirty for Bebu. He always tells Belli that I look ‘a wild creature unfit for civil tables’ when I come back like this.”

“And what does your mother say to that?”

“She says she loves wild and untamed things the best. And Bebu always laughs, and -” he added, leaning near to confess - “he never gets actually mad when I get mud on his trousers or his tunics. He just pretends.”

“Well, I tell you quite truly,” Qui-Gon murmured back. Korkie’s eyes were brightened with expectation. “When your father was not much older than you are now, he used to hide in the grass in the Room of a Thousand Fountains and look at the sky.”

“Really?”

“Really, really,” Qui-Gon vowed. “And I can recall several instances where he found himself covered in muck up to his ears!”

“You’re tricking me,” Korkie said.

“I am not,” Qui-Gon denied. “On one occasion, he dropped your mother into a great puddle of mud, and she was covered, too!”

“And then what?”

“What do you think,” Qui-Gon said, his eyes glinting with mirth. “He reached in to help her out, and then -”

“Then?”

“Then she pulled him in after her!”

At this, Korkie burst into a riot of laughter, so bright and clear as to startle a flock of dozing echo’lanaar from the trees. 

“Bebu was covered in mud!” he shouted, alive with joy. “And Belli, too! They must have looked so silly!”

Qui-Gon grinned. “They did,” he swore. “Quite silly. Much sillier than you look when you go home covered in needle greens or clay. And do you know what else?”

“What?” Korkie asked, falling silent and reverent again, caught in the grip of Qui-Gon’s voice.

“Every time we left the Temple he missed his home, and his friends, too. Just like you miss him when he’s gone.”

“It’s different,” Korkie said, feeling slightly betrayed by the way Qui-Gon has turned back to beckon his troubles join them in this den. “Because he left his friends. His friends didn’t leave him.”

“What is the difference, Kiorkicek, if everyone is still parted?”

And that is something he had not thought. 

Korkie frowned, trying to puzzle it out, but Qui-Gon spared him the struggle because the lesson to be learned was difficult enough for a master, fully grown, never mind a boy hardly older than a few revolutions of the earth.

“Don’t you think that your Bebu misses you?” he asked. “Don’t you think he’s sad when you’re not there?”

“Maybe,” Korkie conceded. “I don’t know.”

“I do,” Qui-Gon said. “And I can promise you that when you are here, and he is there, he always wishes you close.”

“I don’t think so,” Korkie said. “Because if that were true, then he wouldn’t leave at all. He’d always be here, and he wouldn’t care about there.”

“But he has many duties and responsibilities to do there,” Qui-Gon countered, his voice soft as the brambles below. “You know he saves lives. You know he frees people. You know he changes whole wide worlds, Kiorkicek. And he can’t do that from here.”

Korkie breathed deep, and exhaled. Needles scattered. The curving back of a tiny strill appeared in the dirt beneath his finger, gaining a wide jaw and a long tail as Qui-Gon watched, and Korkie thought about things.

“Are you sure he misses me?” he asked, at last.

“I am certain,” Qui-Gon said.

“How do you know?”

He looked at Qui-Gon then with such belief, such faith, and all at once, the Jedi saw another little boy who’d looked at him much the same for years, who also hid in brambles when upset, who also longed for the reassurance of desire, and he knew that this time, he would not hold back.

“I know,” he said, his voice solemn, and his gaze steady, “Because when your father is here, and I am there, I miss him just as much.”

[inkys-trash-pile]

Hi inky dear if you're doing asks I have one: Luke tries running away from Vader or Dark Din how does it all play out? How many times does he try before he gives in?

Thank you <3 <3

Let's do Vader! I've been re-reading all of @starboundanon 's fics lately.

In this scenario lets say that Vader has taken out Palpatine and made himself emperor, just cause it's easier if I don't have to add him into the equation XD Also for the purposes of narrowing it down, let's say Vader has Luke in the palace on Coruscant.

- Escape attempts happen a LOT. Not necessarily every time Luke is left alone but he's always calculating if he could make the jump to that high window, does that air vent grate have an obvious way to open it, things like that. He thinks about it a lot so when he actually tries, his thought patterns aren't that different from normal.

- His first instinct is to hide and sneak away. Whether or not it's actually true, he believes he won't win in an all out fight against Vader, and he doesn't want to get anyone else involved. Air ducts, hidden crawlspaces, maintenance and servant passages are the usual. If he absolutely has to he will try getting outside and going along the roof line, but that's more out in the open than is really helpful.

- He will take out a security device if he absolutely has to, but that's also pretty easy for Vader/a guard team to track. He will knock out security personnel if he will get recaptured otherwise but he will do almost anything to avoid that since he knows that Vader will more than likely kill them for "failing."

- Along the same lines, after doing it once or twice he absolutely refuses to let anyone help him. Mostly because Vader will find out and will kill them, no matter who.

- Injuries happen, mostly because Luke is of the mindset "welp, this is better than getting caught again" and will do things he definitely shouldn't try to. Skywalker "yeet myself off high things" gene.

- Vader's reactions tend to vary based on what went down. If Luke is injured or sick (he really will go anywhere and that includes places that humans should not be) then the first priority is tending to that before any kind of punishment. Vader absolutely uses any injuries Luke has to his advantage during the recapture process, though.

I'm thinking of Luke, already scraped and bleeding, trying as a last ditch effort to throw himself over the side of something, only for Vader to catch him with the Force and pull him back to him.

Luke getting in the air ducts only for Vader to find him and literally rip that section of duct out of the wall with the Force.

Luke almost, almost, making it out of the palace via maintenance passages and connecting crawlspaces (why would the Imperial Palace have crawlspaces? Because I read too many mystery stories as a kid, that's why) only for Vader to corner him at the very end and drag him back kicking and screaming.

- The escape attempts don't stop until Vader starts threatening people. It doesn't matter if they're Imperials or not, Luke cannot look his security team in the eyes and then try and escape anyway if Vader has said they'll all die. Battles are one thing, but Luke can't willingly offer people up for slaughter.

[redeemed-wren]

AU where order 66 happens, but Anakin doesn't fully commit to being Vader. When Palps is like 'hey go murder all the children in the Jedi temple," Anakin takes a second and thinks and is like "Yknow what, maybe that's going a little too far" and nopes out of there. He heads over to Padme and is like "look so I may have done something really bad and been involved in Master Windu's death and I know who the Sith lord is and I nearly joined him but look, we gotta go" and Padme's like "excuse me?" and Anakin's like "yell at me later, Sidious knows about you and I know he's gonna come after me and he may use you to do that let's go" and they yeet off later. (Anakin is extremely unstable cos he just helped to kill Windu, plus he probably thinks his last chance to save Padme is gone)

Meanwhile, Obi Wan's playing hide and seek with Cody on Utapau, and Ahsoka and Rex are making a mess on their way back from Mandalore. Obi Wan and Yoda make it back to Coruscant, see what happened at the Jedi temple, Obi Wan sends his message, but there's no Anakin to go after so I guess they go after Palps together? Anyway, all three survive, (tho Yoda might die idk) and Obi Wan yeets off to hide.

Ahsoka and Rex, fresh off order 66 start trying to find Anakin and Obi Wan and any survivors. Somehow, they all manage to meet up, Anakin is somewhat settled by the fact that his closest family are all alive and the twins are born not long after, safely and happily.

The five of them plus the babies then proceed to goof off around the galaxy, causing shenanagins and kidnapping clones to remove their chips (Cody is first, Rex insists on it) Sheev, who Did Not see this coming is frantically trying to hunt them down but they're too sneaky and keep avoiding him, all the while building a rebellion of Jedi who survived and rescued clones.

Anyway Palps probably chokes on a carrot or something and dies and then the gang work to make the galaxy better again the end.

[lynn-writes-things]

Here me out. Wrecker storms into your room, blanket in his arms, and just yeets you over his shoulder. Ur like "wtf!?" And he's like "nope!" Then suddenly he turns you into a soft burrito with the blanky and plops you down onto the couch. Y'all got sum warm popcorn and watch [insert your fav show here] all day long. Wrecker listens to you ramble only for you to fall asleep, head on his lap. You are a soft, loved burrito boi- everything will be okay~

Thank you for the request! Sorry it’s taken so long :(

*takes place at Reader’s place on Coruscant.

It was a bad day. 

You hadn’t had too many good ones lately, but today in particular was awful. But you did your best to keep a brave face up for Wrecker, knowing your sadness would worry him to no ends. You weren’t counting on him knowing, but oh, he knew. He knew you well by now, and he could read you like a children’s book. 

Without warning, he grabbed your favorite of his blanket stache, and sneaks up behind you, wrapping the blanket around you and lifting you into the air. You scream initially, before realizing by the echoing laughter who had kidnapped you. 

“What are you doing?” You laugh, and he’s already carrying you to your bedroom, where he lays you gently on the mattress. 

“Cheerin’ you up!” He announces with a grin that you can’t help but return. He was too sweet. “Stay here, I’ll be right back.” He promises with a kiss to the top of your head, leaving to the kitchen, where he made some popcorn for the two of you to share over a movie. He knew your favorite way to eat popcorn, and even though it wasn’t the same as his, he’d suffer through it for you. He’d do anything for you. 

“Want to watch something?” He asks, sitting down on the bed and placing the popcorn in front of the two of you. 

“Sure, that sounds nice.” You smile, turning on your television and flipping through the channels before landing on your favorite show. You are some of the popcorn, giving him a buttery kiss on the cheek, which he chuckled at, being sure to return the favor. The two of you kept up until both your faces were slimy with buttery residue. 

Hours had gone by before you realized it was now dark outside, though neither of you minded much until the first yawn was had. It was by him, though it spurred you to yawn, which made him yawn again, which... Well, you probably see the pattern here. 

“You make everything so much better,” You sigh. While he’s still sitting with his back against the headboard, you now lay with your head on his lap and his hand playing with your hair. “I love you so much, Wrecker.” 

“I love you too, my little butterfly.” He says softly. “D’you want to talk about what was wrong earlier?” 

“My brain just isn’t very nice to me sometimes,” You explain lazily, your eyelids growing heavy. “There’s no real reason for it, I just get really negative thoughts sometimes. But you’re pretty good at shutting them up.” You smile, placing a kiss to his thigh. Not long after, you were fast asleep. Wrecker was effectively trapped in his current position, but he didn’t mind- you were finally happy, and that was all he wanted. 

[secret-engima]

....I lied. If you’re still doing the title thing - if I go down gonna burn with the sun

I thought there was a few more title asks still lurking in here for me to answer. *cracks knuckles* RAMBLE TIME.

-Star Wars AU. Star Wars FFXV sorta-x-over AU where the Astrals decide that Aera and Ardyn deserve a chance at happiness, just not on Eos, and therefore go YEET. The Force, finding these two wayward and powerful souls is like- Sure okay and boom. Ardyn and Aera are reborn in a galaxy far, far away.

-Purely not coincidentally, far away, on different worlds and in different star systems, one Satine Kryze and one Obi-Wan Kenobi take their first breaths.

-Yes I’m serious.

-This would be- SUCH a chaotic fixit AU, both because Aera loves peace but she is NO pacifist and not about to let an entire Culture DIE just because some so called New Mandalorians cannot see the dangers of burying their own past. Two because- well.

-Ardyn has already BEEN a Chosen One and an Accursed, a Hero and a Villain. He has walked the path to salvation and damnation both and seen the worst sides of himself and humanity, and for all they look different, every species in the galaxy isn’t far different from humanity in those regards.

-Obi-Wan Kenobi grows up in the Jedi Temple and he is a Troublesome Child. Too quiet and too reckless by turns, a smile that could melt butter and a tongue that can strip flesh from the backs of whatever bully goes after him this time. The Jedi ... worry. He is Dark, they whisper, was born with shreds of Darkness in his soul. He is manipulative, they worry, he has a temper, they gossip.

-Ardyn hears them all and inside a part of him screams. Because of course he is Dark, they did not have their souls swallowed by a plague for others’ sake, were not consumed with madness until dying (being freed) at the hands of a nephew two thousand years removed. As for manipulation ... he doesn’t mean to. It’s just ... he’s so much OLDER than the other children mentally, older even than any Jedi there (even YODA), he can’t help it that he thinks rings around people sometimes, or that he is so in tune with the Force (with a galaxy-spanning magic that burns beneath his skin like a hundred newborn suns that he keeps buried so the Jedi will not sense it so clearly, will not know how strong and old he really is inside) that he can practically read minds and knows what to say to get the best outcome. He has a temper. Who doesn’t? You try being reborn after a lifetime of AGONY and see how patient you are with petty morons and small minded bullies.

-He says none of those things, and when his time grows near to be sent away without a Master, he does not fight it.

-He looks at the shadow of Qui Gon Jinn in the doorway and something in the Force ... sings. Sad and soft. It speaks of heartache and betrayal and a fear of being hurt again. Ardyn can almost FEEL the two paths branching away under his feet, one with Qui Gon in it, and one without, and he does not know which one will bring him less pain.

-Ardyn does not try to impress anyone in the sparring ring, but after he is done, he slips away. He finds Jinn in the garden, trying to meditate, and settles down across from him without invitation.

-Qui Gon opens his eyes in annoyance. He knows that the Council wants him to take a Padawan, and that this one is almost at the age of being moved to the Corps. He expects the boy to beg to become a Padawan, or to try to impress him somehow.

-Instead the boy just smiles, thin and sharp and knowing in a way that makes Qui Gon feel ... exposed. Like every thought and wound in his heart is on display for this child, “The Council wants you to take a Padawan. That’s why they keep making you watch us.” It’s a statement, not a question.

-Qui Gon raises an eyebrow, “And you think I should take you?”

-The boy shrugs, but his blue eyes are still sharp as knives behind his friendly mien and Qui Gon doesn’t like the feeling crawling up his spine, “That’s your choice to make and yours alone. There’s nothing I can say to change your mind one way or the other.”

-“Then why are you here?” He asks suspiciously.

-“Because you’re lonely, and it makes the Force feel sad.” The answer is so blunt, so sure of itself. Qui Gon feels his stomach twist, and old anger makes him snappish without meaning to be (he’s heard of this boy as well, he’s heard that he’s got a manipulative streak and a tendency to twist his Force empathy to his own ends, he’s heard many things).

-(Qui Gon forgets that it is not a good idea, to base judgement on rumors) “I am not, and if I was, I would not need your company to ease it.”

-Obi-Wan Kenobi, Initiate of the Jedi Temple Ardyn Lucis Caelum, Sage and Healer King and Accursed, tilts his head thoughtfully, then nods and stands up, “Then I will take my leave. Take care of yourself, Master Jinn.”

-Initiate Kenobi Ardyn the Accursed and Healer King walks away, and a breath later the Living Force twists, like the snapping of cables, and Qui Gon gets the fleeting, distinct impression that he has failed some kind of very important test.

-Ardyn is assigned to the AgraCorps. A life as a farmer for others awaits him.

-The day before he’s to be shipped off, he walks out one of the Temple’s side-entrances and into the underbelly of Coruscant with only the clothes on his back. He doesn’t look back even once. It takes until the next day for anyone (for his friends, if he can call them friends when they are so much YOUNGER and painfully more innocent than him) to miss him. It takes another day for the Jedi to realize Obi-Wan Kenobi is well and truly missing.

-Deep in Coruscant’s seedy side, at the dockyards manned by those who are less than concerned with legality, a boy in ratty (stolen) clothes asks to be taken aboard as a maintenance worker. He calls himself Ardyn Izunia, and there are no Force Sensitives close enough to feel the sunlike fire burning in his blood as he smiles.

-Skip forward several years and Satine Kryze (Aera) is on the run from Death Watch, civil war is on the horizon and her father asks for Jedi protection to keep her safe.

-The bounty hunter who calls himself Adagium finds her first.

-A sword that glitters like blood and cuts through metal like a lightsaber (that hums-hums-hums with magic none but a Force sensitive can see blazing like bloody fire down the ancient blade) finishes off the Death Watch assassin that Satine hadn’t had the chance to shoot yet, and under his hood, Adagium smiles. Satine stills, head tilted as if listening, then she collapses into the teenage bounty hunter’s arms in joyous tears. Adagium- Ardyn- holds her close and cries with her.

- “I finally found you, My Aera,” he breathes and for a moment he lets his magic loose and it burns like the sun through the Force, lancing through the growing shadows in the Force like they’re fragile paper and somewhere far away Sidious feels Doom™ crawl violently up his spine.

-Aka that Fixit AU where Aera is a Mand’alor that DOES want peace for her people but NOT at the cost of burning history to the ground (or being defenseless, she has died to the sword once already she will not go quietly into the night a second time, not if she has to paint the walls in blood to protect her life and the lives of her people), the Jedi are Confused™, and Ardyn is incredibly content to be Aera’s former bounty hunter trophy husband with a tendency to adopt strays (read: Anakin and Shmi who he frees as well as Anakin kthanks, and quite possibly Savage and Feral too tho no one is quite sure how) until the Clone Wars start and Ardyn takes one (1) look at the war and goes: ah. I know this plan. This is a stupid plan. And all of Sidious’s plans go fwoosh.

-Because I’m sorry but there is no way you can convince me that Ardyn wouldn’t EAT SIDIOUS ALIVE in any kind of fight, mental, physical, Force, or tactical. This man is 2k years old. It took Sidious until he was an old sack of bones to get his Empire and that was with GENERATIONS of Sith serving as his foundation, and then he got yote down a reactor shaft by his minion 19-25 years later. Ardyn was able to manipulate an entire Empire into engineering its destruction and fulfill ALL HIS REVENGE GOALS (giving Bahamut a headache, driving the world to darkness and ruin, and ending the line of Lucis Caelum INCLUDING HIMSELF) in like- 30-40 years. While MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY ILL thanks to the Scourge. Fully healthy and in control of himself and with people (Aera) to protect? Sidious would just be fresh meat.

-Also Ardyn adopts a bunch of the clones, possibly all the clones, on the excuse that since they were raised by Mandalorian trainers they count as Mandalorians and as genetic sons of Jango Fett that makes the Mandalorian CITIZENS by BIRTHRIGHT and the Republic can only watch in confusion as their army gets mass adopted by the Mand’alor’s trophy husband who also exposed their new Chancellor as a Sith. Bail Organa, the new Chancellor, may or may not be sweating quietly at the thought of accidentally gaining the ire of the so called Trophy Husband because he’s smarter than most and knows that Ardyn is Very Very Dangerous.

-Also also Qui Gon doesn’t die somehow because I do really like him and I think he’s a good Jedi, just not a good fit for Ardyn as a master.

[restingdomface]

MDZS lightsaber colours for my crossover AU

Lan Wangji: pure white handle and clear crystal for a blindingly bright fire stick. Light holder indeed. We. Do. Not. Ask. Where. The. Handle. Has. Been.

Lan Xichen: They shade a twin crystal in this AU so his is the same blade, but his handle is baby blue with pretty silver inlay. The last time he actually used the thing for anything other that sparing (before the clone wars starts cause he got sent to Coruscant to help protect the kiddos, so that thing did get used on a few clankers) was for cutting down a tree that was gonna fall over and into Jingyi’s window when lightning hit it in the middle of the night. The fact that he didn’t grow up in the Jedi temple makes all the Jedi masters wonder why he has the twin to LWJ’s saber...

Wei Wuxian: Black handle, red blade. He got a wild side eye from the Jedi masters from that back when him and LWJ were in the temple, and he still thinks it had something to do with why they refused to knight him, but he knew they never would anyways, so he shrugged and moved onto his own path anyways. The crystal is shockingly well maintained for something that’s over a thousand years old. Through most of the clone wars he’s actually not on the front lines. He’s tending to the zombie clones and creating new weapons at their encampment. He uses LSZ to heat metals instead of a furnace cause fire magic is more useful than a stupidly hot tent that he’s probably just gonna blow up anyways. He misses his hubby and plays really bad trap music through the camp loudspeakers that both annoys Dooku and also blows up clankers if they get too close. He tried to rehabilitate him and Ventress once. It worked for Ventress but Dooku tried to get in his head and WWX got annoyed and punched him before leaving him to General Kenobi to deal with. He won’t stop arguing with Qui-Gon’s force ghost about how to cook soup (can you hear Kenobi crying in the background cauee both their cooking is poison and everyones shitting to death instead of dying in the war lol) and helps Obi-Wan see him earlier than in canon.

Lan Jingyi: baby blue blade, shares a twin crystal with A-Yuan. They found it on a camping trip with WWX when they were like five. Handle is white with a baby blue band around the top. His main weapon tho, is just crying at the enemy until they get uncomfortable. One time Hondo Okana kidnapped him and he wouldn’t stop pestering him so he actually tried to sell him back to WWX who was all ‘no thanks, youre his father now, take responsibility’ and now Hondo is actually on their side cause he’s finally met someone more annoying than him.

Lan Sizhui: same as Jingyi, but his handle is white and red, since he was nostalgic when he chose it and he misses uncle Ning, but A-Die says he’s still mentally connected to WN and they’re on their way from Earth but Earth has shitty intergalactic travel rn so it takes like 150 years to get to them. WN’s probably gonna do that nearly-crying thing that zombies do when they get emotional when he sees the saber. Except, he doesn’t use it very much since he found that flame thrower... when the clones first saw him with the flame thrower they nearly shit themselves. Someone gave him a jet pack and now they’re trying to steal him from the weird cultivator clan. I mean. Wens are sorta fireproof imo so it’s okay.

Jin Ling: gold on gold babey, but with a red band around the top. But he doesn’t really use it much cause JiuJiu gave him a bowcaster and so he’s. Like. Scary. Armed child. Did you know he’s like 153 in this AU???? But he looks like a 15 year old???? When the clones saw him with a bowcaster they nearly had heart attacks wtf. Plz child youll shoot your eye out.

Ouyang Zizhen: Red and blue!!! The handle is red lol. The clones are thankful some of these babies have normal weapons but that sentiment is short lived after they watched him yeet his weapon (unlit too) at the enemy and then cry for twenty minutes. One of the medics has adopted him and is teaching him how to do field work so they don’t have to Deal With That Again.

Jiang Cheng: Listen. He showed up after WWX and the kids got kidnapped. And he’s got. An electric whip. And just fucking whipped through pure durasteel to get them out of their cages. And then stopped to throw a bitch fit that WWX actually brought the kids to this (‘They’re over 150 years old JC!’ ‘Do they look like adults to you? How many times a week does one of them ask you for a bedtime story?’ ‘...listen I didn’t LET them come here, they’re stowaways, no one’s letting them stay they’re just. There.’) and the clones that got kidnapped with them are all ‘omfg do we have to listen to their family bullshit...’ and it’s beautiful. Hot uncle with a whip and one of these clones is all ‘I would climb that but he’s shorter than me’

Lan Qiren: He IS a weapon and his effect is to make children behave. They sent him to the main Jedi temple to teach their kids some manners. The kids love him to death till they encounter punishment in the form of doing handstands while copying the Jedi code over and over. Those lucky little shits don’t even have to suffer through using a traditional calligraphy brush to copy 5000 Lan sect rules why they complaining omfg. They gonna get strong.

Jiang Yanli: poison soup. She’s really good at fucking up cargo shipments to send the sith contaminated ingredients and making them too sick to do anything. Also her saber is pink and purple. The blade is pink, the handle is purple.

Jin Zixuan: goooooooold but the blade is actually green. He also has a bowcaster but it’s an antique and he doesn’t really use it in battle.

Meng Yao: they’ve all unanimously agreed that he isn’t allowed weapons anymore. He just whines really loud for DaGe and a giant man comes out of the shadows to either scare you into running away or beat your ass. It took them like four lifetimes to get back to being their dumb gay married selves, but now they’re clingy as WangXian and MY just has to pout to get what he wants. It’s really horrible. TBH no one knows what they’re doing during the clone wars, they just show up sometimes and help out/cause trouble and everyone is all ‘oh. Okay.’ But they Always have Huaisang with them and he always stands there looking pretty and untouchable and glaring at anyone who looks at his DaGe wrong. If someone tries to hurt MY tho he’s unlikely to help lol.

Nie Huaisang: Fan and gossip and also looking at you like you’re the scum he stepped in on the way here and also you’d beg him to step on you and spank you with that fan and Jesus Christ there is a line of clones willing to ask him to do exactly that-

Nie Mingjue: THAT IS THE BIGGEST LIGHTSABER ANYONE HAS EVER SEEN IN THEIR LIVES HOW THE FUCK DID-

[spacehimbos]

tcw magic/ urban fantasy au? From this me? More likely than you’d think

The jedi are all part of a magical order thats more focused on knowledge of magic. They’re literally wizards on this one. I would say sorcerers but I feel like they’re more of the you learn things that you can use than a “magic just works like that lmao”

oh yea, in this au there are some people who don’t have magic and just live their normal lives and some people do what can I say. There are also mythical creatures. However, there are no angels and demons. This takes place in a modern setting because why not.

The clones exist purely because Jango touched a weird object and now there are many of him. Jango who now has way too many kids, “what the fuck?”

The clones grow up normally and seem to be fairly normal. They are however, still raised on Kamino because there’s not many places to put over a million kids. As they grow older they realize “Oh no they aren’t completely normal”. Did I write abilities specifically for each battalion because why not?I would never-

the wolfpack are were wolves. I mean, where else was I gonna go with that? Maybe they also have the ability to talk to other animals. Yes, Wolffe is aware that his name is Wolffe and he’s a werewolf shut up Cody.

The 327th have the ability manipulate light. This includes the ability to make themselves invisible as well as shape light into weapons. They can also just change the light in the room. I decided this because they’re the star corps and stars=light??? I know, my thought process is great.

The 212th have telepathy. Yes this isn’t as cool, but get this, it also includes the ability to talk to fantasy looking creatures. In this universe I guess they’re not fantasy. yes, every member of the 212th has a pegasus. No, I will not be taking questions. Wooley holding a tiny dragon:”if you’re too young to have morales it’s ok to burn down a building because you have no reason for it to have evil intentions”Cody:”NO!”

The 501st have wings. It’s a little bit of a shapeshifting thing. They don’t normally have them, but they just kind of come out of their back? If that makes sense. Anakin can’t yeet you if you’ve already flown away. Hardcase takes full advantage of this to fly away from pranks. The wolfpack can’t attack you for making barking noises at them if you’ve flown away. 

The 91st have electricity manipulation powers. They are able to generate electricity and use pre existing electricity. Similar to a less op Thor. No flying with it though. This has caused more specific problems then other powers because “ponds accidentally absorbed all the electricity in this area””not again”. 

The coruscant guard have power mimicry. They’re able to replicate the powers of people they’ve seen use the powers or fought against them. Since it’s not actually having the power, it will be weaker than the power they’re copying. 

Kamino still ends up being found out about by the Jedi. This time however, it’s just to let them live normal loves which is slightly confusing for the clones because they only really learned how to fight and harness their powers on kamino.

They end up spending most of their time at various Jedi temples while trying to figure out what to do.

The coruscant guard ends up opening a bookstore with books specifically about how to use your powers. Fox came up with the idea since he is one of the many who have accidentally used someone else’s powers and not known how they were supposed to use them. If you sit down to read, there will be a opossum that sit’s in your lap. There are opossums everywhere. They’re Thire’s opossums and you cannot avoid them. (Thire having opossums is from the Vox discord not me. )

There is absolutely nothing magical about Thire’s opossums. Many assume they’re familiars or something. However, he just found them in the dumpster let him live.

Yes, I only have ideas for the coruscant guard, no I will not be taking criticism. 

[soundwavefucker69]

So I finally got chapter 9 of red fox comes running back up!! I turned off comments due to the harassment getting a little out of control, so if you really liked it please leave me something nice in my inbox, because I am sad. (Also still accepting tiny!Tal’ika prompts)

Now only to deal with yeeting them at Mandalore.... that’ll be ugly...

“Will you give them the placement tests later?” Mace asked, and Obi-Wan groaned at the very idea of managing to get them to sit down for five minutes to take a test, much less getting them to do temple work.

“I’ll try. I don’t think their education has been very intensive. Their meditation alone is questionable at best---”

“I use that meditation,” Mace cut in, and Obi-Wan gave him a glare to rival Cody’s.

“Then you should know how dangerous it is in someone so young and easily influenced.”

“Given how you’ve described them, I don’t think they can be influenced by much at all,” Ki-Adi mused, and Obi-Wan sighed.

“I genuinely do not see how we’re related,” he said irritably, and silence greeted him for several seconds. “What?”

“The only difference in this child and you is that you were raised on Coruscant and around politicians and they were probably raised around bounty hunters and smugglers,” Mace said flatly. “A Core accent does very little to cover how gratuitously reckless you are.”

Obi-Wan sighed deeply and rubbed a hand over his face.

“They jokingly… I believe… Asked me if I could let them take a squadron to Dathomir.” He hadn’t forgotten about that, and was half concerned they’d sneak out on their own to get it done themself.

“I beg your pardon?” Ki-Adi asked in shock, and Obi-Wan threw his hands in the air.

“I doubt they would explain why anymore than they would explain why they demanded their specific squadron. I’m half worried they’re going to commandeer a shuttle with some of my more reckless men and take off on me.”

He was still in the process of getting said squadron assembled, and it was not going well. Anakin was going to throw a fit when he realized he was poaching from Torrent Company, shinies or not. And why were they insisting on shinies? They were going to get them killed.

“Well. Keep an eye on them, and keep a short leash for now,” Mace decided. “I have no doubt we’ll have to lengthen it soon, but for now… It’s best to determine just how stable they are.”

“Not very, if they’re punching cyborgs in the head,” Obi-Wan muttered, honestly half offended that his child grew up so feral. Granted, he tried to kick Grievous, but the ship blew up and there was no evidence of that happening. “Well, in the meantime. I believe they have been left with Ahsoka and the two of them are only semi supervised, and Fox hasn’t even had time to adjust to one padawan yet, much less two, so I’m afraid that I’ll have to be going before my ship blows up.”

[shadow-assassin-blix]

It’s A Gray Area

CHAPTER 8

Finished the last episode 9 finally and moving on to more fun stuff. Um. Slight near death experience. Some Smut. Not very detailed but tis there. Some fluff. Secrets revealed. I am still yeeting canon out the door because I can. 

Everything tag: @mikeisthricedeceased​ 

When they finally returned to Ajon Kloss, she told Poe, “Make sure no one makes our newbie uncomfortable until I return?” As she ran out of the Falcon.

Blix ran toward the med-bay, where Leia was resting on one of the beds, while Ben sat next to her.

“Hi! Okay. Let’s… let’s check things out,” She said trying to catch her breath.

She moved quickly over to Leia and began running scans. Minutes later she was looking over the results and was cautiously happy with what she saw.

“Okay. Okay. Well. Good news, your brain is brightly colored again, and I see no dying areas here,” She reported as she presented them.

“And the bad news?” Ben asked warily.

“Not bad news per se. I don’t know if these effects will last is the main issue. I don’t want you working at all. You are on a stress-free lifestyle indefinitely, Princess Leia. I don’t want anything to aggravate your symptoms. Let’s not… Let’s not waste Luke’s sacrifice to save his beloved sister,” She explained with a sad sigh.

Leia nodded her head understandingly, while Ben looked away clenching his jaw briefly.

“Also… may have turned a baby Sith to our side, no big deal. She’s going to help us find Palpatine and defeat him. I suspect he has some nasty surprises for us in store,” Blix explained, before turning to Ben. “What do ya say? Ready to go fight one last battle?”

Ben nodded his head, determination in his eyes.

“Alright, let’s go work out a plan. Amber, make sure our esteemed patient here, doesn’t move an inch,” She commanded giving Leia a pointed look.

Blix and Ben made their way into the command center, where everyone was discussing the best path to Exegol.

They had a solid plan within an hour, the thing was… they didn’t have the manpower. What they truly needed was the Republic to take up arms and join them, but fear ran deep.

They geared up, and every squadron was given orders to head out. Blix who had her lightsabers and was making sure Rey, Ben, and Maeve were ready, looked around trying to find Poe.

When she did, she spotted him by his X-Wing in his flight gear. She walked over to him after telling them to head to the Falcon, which was going to lead the pack.

“Hey.” She greets watching him get BB-8 ready.

He looked up and said, “Hi. What’s up babe?”

She quietly hugs him, and whispered, “Stay safe Flyboy. You’re not allowed to die remember that.”

He gave a soft chuckle as he hugged her back, “Same to you, Consular.”

She snorted slightly at the title, almost regretting telling him about the Jedi Order.

She presses a quick kiss to his lips, gives BB-8 a pat on his head and moves over to the Falcon.

Soon enough, they were on their way. It was about an hour later when they came to a field of red clouds and lightning. It was a struggle to navigate through for everyone.

When they broke through, what they saw made them all gasp. There was a fleet of Xyston-Star Destroyers before them.

“Finn, set us down and we’ll make our way to Sidious. Stay safe yeah? I still got a lot to teach you, so don’t you dare die,” She warned him as they landed.

“Yes ma’am,” He responded with a laugh.

The four of them made their way down to the platform. Once on it, they were confronted with the Knights of Ren.

“Maeve, Rey, go on ahead. Ben and I will catch up,” Blix ordered, taking her stance with both lightsabers in hand, twirling them.

Ben took out his and stood back-to-back with her. He gave a shrug that reminded her of Han, and she shook her head. The knights surrounded them, and they braced themselves.

One knight to her right, lunged for her and she parried with ease. It didn’t take the two of them very long to defeat the knights together. Once they were all down, they ran forward to catch up to the girls. When they did, they spotted Maeve lying on the ground, and Rey was on her knees trying to catch her breath.

Ben rushed forward to help, and Blix moved to join him but was stopped…. She felt something was off… with Poe.

She reached out to him… her mind racing to find him in the chaos above. When she does, she can see and hear the defeat in his voice.

‘Hey, Flyboy aren’t you always telling me to have hope? Where’s that undying flame?’ She asked him in his mind.

He bit his lip worried, and thought, ‘I don’t know what to d-‘

His thought was caught off as Lando Carlrissian’s voice came over on comms, telling him they weren’t alone.

Blix felt the arrival of hundreds of ships and she broke the line off, cheering him on.

She refocused on the situation at hand and noted that Ben was checking on Maeve, as Rey continued to fight her grandfather. Blix rushed forward as Palpatine sent a bolt of lightning toward Rey. She blocked it with her sabers, pushing it back.

The burst ended quickly and as she gave a twirl of her sabers, Palpatine noted, “Ahh. The Kenobi. Yes. You indeed look just like your grandfather. Think of the power you’d have if you joined the dark side.”

“Thanks, and like my grandfather, I don’t give a fuck. Take your proposition and shove it,” She snarled at him.

He frowned deeply at her, and growled, “Same insolence just like him too. I’ll enjoy killing you.”

He sent wave after wave of lightning bolts at her; she blocked each one as quickly as she could. He snarled before changing his tactic. He sent a bolt directly at Ben and Maeve, who had no way of defending themselves quickly enough. Blix ran forward and dove in front of them taking the bolt.

She gasped hard as the lightning surged through her and her limbs locked. Her vision went black as Rey stood up suddenly. Her mind was numb, and she felt pain just radiating throughout her body. Her eyes clenched shut and when she opened them, she was someplace different.

She was in a temple; she could see large city outside the windows. ’Coruscant?’

“Yes. This is the Jedi Temple in Coruscant. Or at least… when it still existed,” She heard her grandfather’s voice.

She sat up looking at him, confused.

“…am I dead?” She asked slightly panicked.

“No. Not yet. You got very close though,” He informed her as he helped her up.

She looked around, noticing that more and more Jedis were appearing around her.

“She did it. She summoned all of you,” She whispered amazed.

“It wasn’t just her. It was you as well. You are going to be an amazing teacher. If you continue on this course, we feel you will bring the balance back and return the Jedi Order back to its former glory,” Anakin informed her.

“Mh. Former glory? How about… a better version? Because… no offense but… there were many reasons why the Order fell way back when. But I will do my best,” She commented.

Qui-Gon chuckled softly at her, “This is why we think you will do well. You will make an excellent Consular.”

“We will be here for you, just like Rey. May the Force be with you, my dearest,” Her grandfather tells her, pressing a small kiss to her forehead.

They all slowly disappeared along with the room. Her vision was dark, and she eventually came to, looking at 3 very concerned faces hovering over her.

“…Hi. That sucked. Don’t get struck by lightning,” She groaned as she fully awakened.

She heard 3 sighs of relief, and some hands trying to help lift her up into a sitting position. Her head hurt but it was not too terrible. Her chest ached as she breathed; it felt a bit like her ribs were bruised.

“Let’s get out of this hellhole,” She requested gingerly standing up.

Ben wrapped an arm around her, keeping her steady as they walked.

Palpatine was dead. The First Order had been defeated. A ship had landed down near them and picked them up, taking them back to Ajon Kloss.

A medic droid checked over ribs, spritzing some Bacta spray onto them to help begin the healing process.

By the time they had landed, her ribs only lightly ached and she was able to walk without assistance. They looked around through the cheering crowd, trying to find Poe and Finn.

Rey spotted them first, sprinting to them. Ben spotted his mother and rushed over to her. Maeve stood nearby Blix, smiling softly at everyone. One of the other pilots, enthusiastically picked her up, cheering. She laughed at Maeve’s look of surprise.

Blix looked around and moved toward her three favorite people. Poe sees her first and pulls her into a kiss that she gladly returned.

He broke away only to hug her; Finn and Rey joining in. BB-8 beeped and chirped happily at their feet, rolling around in circles.

“We did it!” Blix cheered as they pulled away slightly.

The celebrations went well into the night, with every planet contacting them to send thanks and congrats.

The next day, while still in cheerful moods, they planned their next moves which was to get rid of the last of the Empire’s strongholds.

This process took several weeks to carry out, and while that was done with Poe and Finn in command, Blix continued her training with Rey, Ben, and Maeve. Maeve had gotten a new lightsaber, one that glowed bright orange but was “Infinitely cooler than her old one” as she said.

Her and Poe discussed what had happened within her nightmares and figured their best plan was to go see if there were any clues within her mother’s belongings back on Naboo. However, they had a hard time planning a few days to do so.

In fact, they hardly got to see each other much over the past few weeks. One day, she was working in the med-bay, training some new hires, when Poe walked in. She smiled brightly at him, but quickly scanned him with her eyes to make sure he was okay. She finished up her talk with the newbies and walked over to him.

“Hi. Are you okay?” She checked first just to be sure.

“Yeah. I’m okay honey. In fact… I hate to do this but…” Poe said in a mockingly sad tone.

She looked at him confused until he leaned down to lift her up, throwing her over his shoulder. She shook her head at the ridiculousness, ignoring the whistles and catcalls that were thrown their way as he walked. He stopped, and as she heard a small beep, he began walking again, into his room she swiftly identified.

He sets her down into a chair at his kitchen table, where she sees dinner was laid out before her. Poe lit the candles that he had placed and handed her a red rose.

She takes it with a smile, “Poe… what is all this?”

“This… is us making time for us. I haven’t seen my girl in a few weeks and it’s honestly quite upsetting,” He tells her matter-of-factly.

They eat, telling each other about their day’s and enjoying each other’s company.

“So, I hear you’ve been learning how to take care of BB-8?” Poe asked with a smile.

“Yeah. My padawans are pretty well versed and are good about training themselves. The med-bay keeps getting new nurses, droids, and I’ve even hired a few new doctors to help ease up the duties for me. So, I’ve been trying to learn skills. Bee is one of the most important things to you, so I want to make sure he is in top shape when he goes out with you,” Blix explained somewhat embarrassed.

“Thank you. He’s… he really adores you. Can’t get him to shut up about you,” Poe states even though BB-8 beeped from his charging station that Poe was just as bad.

Blix chuckled at them as they playfully argued.

“I guess it’s a good thing I love you both then,” Blix tells them, cutting them off.

Poe looked at her shocked.

“I’m sorry…. say that again?” He requested as he moved around to kneel before her.

“I love you,” She confirmed looking down at him.

He leans up, capturing her lips with his. She slowly stands up along with him, still kissing.

“Bee. Go to bed yeah?” She ordered between kisses.

She hears him beep, saying we were being gross anyway, before he powered down.

Poe slowly pulled away and after taking a deep breath, stated, “I love you. So much.”

The next few minutes was a flurry of clothes flying everywhere and stumbling blindly to the bed. When they eventually got on the bed, they stopped, breathes heavy, and stared at each other for a moment.

Blix bit her lip, mischievously, and flipped them over. She smiled at Poe’s look of surprise and enjoyed watching it morph into a look of pleasure as she took him in and began to ride him. Her control didn’t last long, as Poe sat up, thrusting in time with her movements.

They were so desperate for one another that it didn’t take long for either of them to reach their peaks. They came down from their highs, pulling away from one another slowly. When they were able to move again, they both cleaned themselves up, before returning to the bed.

She laid down on his chest with a soft sigh. She slowly fell asleep laying there; Poe laid there for a few moments… He gently slipped off his necklace, taking the ring off. He slipped it on to her ring finger on her left hand, happy that it fit nicely. He pulled it off, putting it back on the chain, before gingerly clipping it around her neck.

He fell asleep with a smile.

The next morning, Blix woke up feeling rested, and happy. She got up, stretching, snatching one of Poe’s shirts and slipping it on. She quietly cleaned up the mess from last night. It was as she was moving that she notice something was on her neck. Her hand reached up to figure out what it was, finding a chain. She followed it to the weight and gasped when she saw it.

His mother’s ring. She bit her lip softly, gazing at the ring with awe. She didn’t notice Poe sitting up and watching her fondly. He cleared his throat, and she jumped slightly as she turned to him.

She walked back over to him, straddling his hips, kissing him.

“Does this mean what I think this means?” She inquired as she sat there.

“Yeah. I want to marry you. I’m… hoping you feel the same way?” He was hesitant.

She looked down at the ring and said, “Yeah. Yeah. I wanna marry you.”

She took off the ring that he gave her on their first date, the pretty pink opal one, and moved it to her left hand.

“I think this one makes a good engagement ring, don’t you? Then you can put this one on me when we get hitch,” She explained tapping on each ring.

“Sounds like a damn good plan. I didn’t get to tell you last night, but I have some time off for the next 2 to 3 weeks. Finn and Leia, on light duty, are going to take over to give me a break. Figured we could use that time to get things done,” He offered with a smirk.

“Sounds good to me. When do we leave?” She asked excited.

“I was thinking around noon. Gives us time to get packed and give out orders. Then we get the Falcon and head out with Bee. Rey will probably join us,” He thought out loud.

She nodded her head getting up again, to finish cleaning up. Poe packed up a bag, and hopped into the refresher to clean up, and got dressed. Once he was done, she got in the refresher as well, and got dressed. She ran over to her room to pack a bag of her stuff; making sure to get her proper credentials and such for when they arrived in Naboo.

Blix met back up with Poe, once that was done, and they waited on each other as they gave out orders for the next few weeks, and to contact them if anything came up.

When they walked up to the Falcon, Rey was waiting for them, BB-8 nearby and chirping happily. The trip to Naboo would take about 3 hours so, they got on board and took off.

Blix directed Poe to where he should land when they arrived, having to give her credential codes to the guards that were still posted at her mother’s home. When they were cleared, they set the Falcon down on the landing pad and Blix stepped off first, greeting the staff that had gathered there.

Poe and Rey stared at the house before them in shock. It was a large and grand home, that was surrounded by beautiful gardens.

Blix looked back at them, wondering why they weren’t with her.

“What?” She asked looking at their shocked faces.

“I… forgot that you were an ambassador’s daughter. Not gonna lie,” Poe answered as he moved forward with Rey.

Blix made a small ‘oh’ as she looked around, somewhat sheepishly.

“Yeah… Sorry. Is this too much?” She examined looking around, rubbing the back of her neck.

“This is where you grew up? Why would you ever leave here?” Rey questioned rushing forward, her eyes wide as she took everything in.

Blix laughed at her reaction, shaking her head. Poe sidled up next to her, wrapping an arm around her shoulders.

“So… when you said there was room for your students and our kids, you literally meant… a school and our own squadron. With room for more,” Poe noted with a nod of his head.

She just smiled in response and led the 2 of them forward.

“Dax. Where did my mother’s personal journals wind up?” She asked an older gentleman as they walked inside.

“They went into storage in one of the spare bedrooms,” Dax explained showing her to said room.

“Thank you,” She said as she opened the door and revealed a room that had several boxes stacked on top of one another.

It took a few minutes, moving aside and rearranging boxes to get to the ones marked as journals and photos. They dragged them forward and began to open them up.

The three of them began to read through and look through the photos together. They spent 2 hours going through them before Rey gasped.

“Oh. Ohmy.” She handed some photos over to Blix.

Blix looked at them seeing her mom, at a base she couldn’t recognize. Her arms were wrapped around a man, who was dark haired, and from the side profile of the first picture, he was scruffy. She looked at the next couple of photos and saw a man who had dark eyes and didn’t appear to smile very often.

In fact, the only photo she found of him smiling, was one where he was looking directly at the camera but at her mother, with a deep fondness.

“Ma did always say I got my too serious attitude from him. I can see why,” She mumbled looking at him, as she gnawed on her bottom lip for a moment.

“He was very handsome,” Rey complimented with a smile.

“Yeah. He was. She calls him Cass in these passages,” Blix noted gesturing toward the journal in her lap. “Apparently… they weren’t… exclusive.”

“Ooh. Intriguing. Cass? Like. Captain Cassian Andor?” Poe questioned looking over shoulder.

Blix shrugged not really knowing who that was.

She continued reading long after Poe and Rey retreated to go eat. Her mother tended to be sporadic when she wrote. Either she would write for days or there would be several months gap between entries.

She seemed to stop writing around completely around the time Blix was 5. Her last entry was expressing pride over a podrace Blix had won.

“She did so well today. She was so excited to win. I wish you were here Cass. You would’ve loved it. I know this isn’t the way either of us expected life to go, but I feel you would’ve been so proud of her.”

She remembered that race, it was a smaller race, but it was her first win. It was done on Tattooine and she was aware of the gangs that were there to watch. Her competitors were Huttese gangsters and she wasn’t going to let them intimidate her.

When she won, she was congratulated by Bib Fortuna himself and it was terrifying. She was trying to not let her nerve show, waiting for her mother to appear, to rescue her. When she did, she remembered her mother looking proud but there was a sadness in her eyes that she never could explain.

This entry explained that.

She set the journal down, staring off into the distance. She was vaguely aware of Poe coming back in and urging her to follow him. He dragged her to the dining room, where dinner was being served and she sat down at the table.

She quietly ate thinking about everything, more questions racing around her mind.

They eventually went to bed, and she struggled to sleep. She tossed around a few times, before Poe eventually draped himself over her, to settle her movements. She fell into a fitful sleep in his arms.

The next morning after they woke up and got ready, they were having breakfast when the doorbell rang. Dax came to her a few minutes later.

“Miss Kenobi. Maureen Holdo is here,” He informed her.

“Maker. What? Does she have this place bugged?” Blix muttered annoyed, stabbing her eggs.

“As far as we are aware, no,” Dax answered with a hint of a smile.

They heard the clicking of heels coming toward them, and a moment later, an older woman with white hair, and a gaunt face appeared.

“Hello Maureen,” Blix greeted dully, taking a bite of her food.

“Stop taking such large bites and sit up straight. I know I taught you better,” Maureen said in a snobbish tone.

Blix rolled her eyes, “I am an adult. You are not my mother. I can do what I want.”

Maureen pursed her lips.

“What brings you back here, Blix dear?” Maureen asked in a tone that stated she didn’t approve.

She looked over her companions with a twinge of disgust she failed to hide.

“Just needed to look at some of mom’s stuff. That’s it. You can go now, Maureen,” She dismissed getting irritated.

“You’re not even going to tell me about your engagement? I can see the ring from here, not blind yet,” Maureen stated, looking expectantly.

“General Poe Dameron of the Resistance. Formerly Captain of the Navy for the Republic. Now. Get. Out.” She demanded standing up facing her.

Dax stepped forward and began to usher Maureen out of the house.

“Tell me when you start to plan the wedding, I’ll send you samples!” She called out as she was urged out.

“That’s Amilyn’s mother? Really?” Rey asked staring in disbelief.

“We…. Are not letting her anywhere near our wedding plans. She didn’t even greet us. Looked at us like we were something foul. I see why you don’t like her,” Poe remarked with a frown.

“Let’s.. just get the journals and such and get out of here. Lock up everything so she can’t get back in,” She grumbled abandoning her food.

“Dax. Please make sure that woman does not have access to any of the rooms in the house. I don’t trust her,” She requested as Dax re-entered the dining room.

Dax nodded telling her it was already being done.

They grabbed the 3 boxes of journals and photos and took them to the Falcon. Poe insisted that they go see his father on Yavin 4.

They were there within an hour. As the Falcon landed, Blix noticed an older man who looked a great deal like Poe, but with greying hair and prominent laugh lines. She suddenly felt nervous as they stepped off and made their way to him.

“Blix. This is my father Kes Dameron. Dad. This is the love my life. This is also Rey, our kid sister,” Poe introduced proudly.

The first thing Kes seemed to notice was the necklace she wore. He glanced between the two of them, a smile growing on his face.

“So, this is my future daughter-in-law that I’ve heard so much about? I was beginning to wonder if you were real, he talked about you so much before you started dating,” Kes spoke bringing her into a hug.

She wasn’t expecting it, but she slowly returned it with a shy smile.

“He’s told me a lot about you and his mom. I wish I could’ve met her. I feel like we would’ve gotten along really well,” Blix said nervously.

“Oh yeah. She would’ve laughed at the hard time you gave him,” Kes laughed leading them onward.

He led them to a small, quaint home that was somewhat away from the nearby town, hidden by the forest around them.

They spent some time telling stories about battles and such. Rey had many questions and Kes answered them with enthusiasm. Blix who was curled up next to Poe on the couch, realized something that she decided to ask Kes once they were alone.

Rey slowly nodded off in her chair, and Poe quietly walked over to her and picked her. He took her to one of the spare bedrooms.

While he was doing that, Blix asked, “Kes… Did you… did you know my mother? Willow Kenobi?”

“Yes. I did. She was sweet lady. Wiz at technology, though she never liked to brag about it,” Kes answered after thinking for a moment.

“Did… Was… Did you know anyone named Cass?” She finally asked trying to phrase it properly.

“Cassian. Yeah. She was in love with him. Only problem was Cassian was in love with the Rebellion. He lived and breathed it. He did care for your mom a great deal, but… he wasn’t one to talk about feelings,” Kes explained with a half shrug. “Why do you ask?”

“I… I think he might be my father? I’m not… not sure. I was shown…visions… of a great deal of things. None of which made sense. Scarif being one of them. I know it’s highly improbable that anyone could still be alive… but… but I have to check,” She rambled slightly, fiddling with her shirt nervously.

“Mh. Makes sense. She wasn’t really one to sleep around. She only had eyes for him. This is clearly important to you. So, find your answers. Just know they might not be what you’re expecting,” He cautioned, patting her knee comfortingly.

She nodded in response, and followed Poe to their room, when he returned, wishing Kes a good night.

They spent a few days there, getting to know one another, and making some plans for the wedding. Poe was excited and happy to see his father, and she could tell that when they were leaving, it made him sad. He was trying his best to hide it though.

They stood outside the Falcon, and Blix offered, “So… When we finally figure out where we want to live and such, you are perfectly allowed to visit as often as you’d like.”

“Ooh. I may take you up on that and you may regret it slightly,” Kes said in a teasing voice.

Poe looked at her appreciatively and kissed the side of her head.

“Unless we stay at your mom’s home in Naboo. Turn it into a school for Force-sensitive kids,” Poe stated, before mumbling “Have a squadron of our own kids.”

Blix smiled, feeling her cheeks turn red as Kes laughed and Rey snickered at them.

They said their goodbyes and hopped on board the Falcon. It was going to take a few hours to reach what was left of Scarif. She wasn’t sure what they were going to find there. She simply knew… she had to check it out.