#just wanted to rant about history
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
I was looking for an app to talk to people and practice my English, but I get so anxious, and some folks there were really something 🙂
#language study#just wanted to rant about history#or anime or smthng#no I don't wanna know bout ur dic* sorry
0 notes
Text
hot take but we as a society need to be more comfortable about discussing "icky" parts of history, and even telling the side of the "bad guys"
hear me out
history is written by the victors, and will be heavily biased. The defeated will be painted as evil, deviants and/or like they have always been "the bad guys".
Reducing people to "the bad guys" does a huge disservice to the opportunity of learning from the past, because it creates a distance between the modern reader and the actual events, it creates the comfortable position of "I'm not like the bad guys, so i will never make their mistakes"
I think is important we understand how and why people believed in something, and where did things turn a certain way. Yes. Even "the wrong side". Even the nazis. Even those people you are thinking about, whoever they are.
Because you are not immune to propaganda and it's so so so so important to understand what happened and how did we get to those points before we fall to the same techniques again and again.
"Learning from the past" isn't deleting the ugly parts or cringing when someone brings up war. Thinking otherwise is a huge mistake and precisely what someone who wants to make the same mistakes wants you to think.
#rant#gil talks#not to get too real on main#but this comes from watching a funny haha video about vampire diaries#and the essayist wanted to discuss how the series treated certain parts of US history and sure it was bad#and i agreed with a lot of points#but the whole 'this character was a confederate soldier and eughhhh' cringing hard#honestly i would focus more on the wasted opportunity of discussing the guilt of fighting for the wrong side than eughh they portrayed this#idk man people sometimes chooses the wrong side?#same with twilight#which btw jasper acknowledges is was bad and he was young and impressionable and just wanted to be a soldier#still fandom is like OMG STEPHENIE MEYER HOW COULD YOU#bruh#yes. even your blorbos can be in 'the wrong side' and they are not evil incarnate
162 notes
·
View notes
Note
I wouldn't mind the heavy focus on warrior Amazons so much if they were allowed to be competent instead of just being used as red shirt cannon fodder. But it seems DC only hypes up the Amazons as deadly fighters so other characters can look more impressive when they take them down.
Oh and Happy New Year.
Happy New Year! Forgive me if I use your ask to talk about a piece of the Wonder Woman mythos I've wanted to discuss for some time, because your complaints offered me the perfect segue to write a nice, in-depth meta on it and I couldn't pass up the opportunity.
Honestly, I think a lot of people (both creatives and readers) either don't know, forget, or fundamentally misunderstand the nature of the Amazons' warrior status. So they often get reduced to "deadly warriors who strike first," "supposedly deadly but generally incompetent warriors when outside of their own books," or "militant man-haters" by a lot of people. None of which are true.
The Amazons are incredibly competent warriors and have been since Marston's first portrayal of them in the 1940s, so I don't inherently mind them being shown as such. However, where people get bogged down is insisting that they be shown as deadly and trigger-happy offensive fighters who are happy to strike first and hard, which fundamentally goes against the philosophy and thematic messaging built into Amazonian lore.
DC's Amazonia, lore-wise, is traditionally framed as an Aphrodite vs. Ares "peace and love vs. violence and war" story. In Marston's original rendition of the Amazon's backstory Aphrodite is not only their patron goddess but also their sole creator; it was only after Crisis on Infinite Earths and George Perez's long-overdue lore expansions that the rest of the goddesses became co-creators and co-patrons of the Amazons. Regardless, Ares and his domain are consistently invoked as what the Amazons don't want to be like or engage in. That behavior is the antithesis of what Amazons are supposed to be. This lore informs literally everything about how the Amazons view both their combat abilities and their duty to the goddesses.
The contemporary Amazons are, for the most part, women who died in terrible and traumatic ways at the hands of men (usually through domestic violence, murder, or as conquests of war). When the goddesses created the Amazons by reincarnating these women via the Well of Souls, they specifically charged them to become their champions. And what did these goddesses want? They explicitly wanted justice and protection for women in a violently patriarchial world. The Amazons being warriors is thus specifically tied to an understanding of necessary self-defense and protection (both of themselves and other women), not offense.
Which of course is what lands the Amazons on Themyscira in the first place: invoking the goddesses' ire by not obeying these commands after their rebellion against their enslavement by Heracles and his men crosses the line from the necessary battle to achieve their liberation into wanton violence and revenge:
"The battered Hippolyta prayed to her goddesses and found the courage and inspiration to free herself. Athena had reminded Hippolyta of the Amazons' purpose and mission—but not all of the Amazons remembered. Or cared. They yearned for vengeance. For retribution against those who violated them...and under Antiope, many found it." -Wonder Woman: Our Worlds at War (2001)
And as Hippolyta and Menalippe tell Antiope:
"No, Antiope. Never vengeance; never again!" /// "That is Ares' way, Antiope. We achieve no glory by embracing the Dark God's power!" -Wonder Woman (1987) #1
The Amazon way is promoting a society based on love, equality, truth, and peaceful conflict resolution, not vengeance and violent combat. It's a philosophy that defines Diana's mission in Man's World as an ambassador, teacher, and living example of her peoples' way of life:

Enraptured, they listen to her dissertation on equality between the sexes, tolerance, peaceful coexistence. Social Philosophy 101, Amazon Style. -Wonder Woman (1987) #170

Diana's gods-given mission was to spread the Amazonian ideals of conciliation—to give those living in the World of Man the proper tools to peacefully coexist with each other. It was her life's purpose to teach the possibilities of respect and love by being a living example of an upbringing founded in those ideals.
Truth-seeking, diplomacy, and peace are the Amazonian way of dealing with conflict, not violence. And when you are forced to engage in combat (and you should be prepared for that eventuality because sometimes it will happen), your goal should be self-defense and de-escalation, not offense and prolonging the conflict longer than necessary.
This is also, as an aside, why Diana (and specifically Diana in her capacity as Wonder Woman) does not usually carry offensive weapons like a sword and why her primary "weapons" are the Lasso of Truth and protective bracelets. She's the official representative of her peoples' culture and personally deeply believes in that cultural philosophy. Other Amazons have different views on the matter, including her mother, but Diana grew up completely separated from the World of Man and fully immersed in that belief system, which deeply informs how she views her mission as Wonder Woman.
Personally, I think many (but not all) of the problems re: depicting the Amazons in the modern era come from various writers attempting to solve contradictions that don't exist. They see "kickass trained warriors living peacefully on an island" and see that as a contradiction they have to solve: why do they train if they're pacifists? Why do they fight if they're peaceful? In reality, it's not a contradiction: their status as warriors and champions is specifically tied to self-defense and protection (both of themselves and others), but given the choice they don't want to have to take up arms to protect people because that goes against their fundamental cultural philosophy. Outsiders and meddlesome gods are the ones who force them to do that! What they want is for everyone to be treated with love, respect, and understanding so they don't have to!
And there's a lot of problematic elements built into the concept's execution, but this is the core thesis behind the split between Hippolyta's Themyscirans and Antiope's Bana-Mighdall. The Themysciran Amazons have had their fill of violence and war; they just want to live in peace. But a) they were specifically tasked with guarding Doom's Doorway when they were taken to the island, a duty which necessitates perfect combat readiness, and b) their history is littered with examples of people refusing to leave them alone. So they train, in case someone decides to take shots at them, but otherwise live in peaceful isolation. Meanwhile, the Banas looked at that same shared history and went "we need to take the fight to the outside world. Offense is the best defense, and the only way to protect ourselves and the other women of the world is to actively seek vengeance for the violence women face." So they chose to actively intervene in Man's World, fighting constant battles and exacting revenge for any women mistreated at the hands of men.
...which is also why Artemis was such a necessary and interesting addition to the Wonder Woman mythos (even if she's often handled...poorly), because she and Diana represent two diametrically opposed views of how to protect and represent both their cultures and the women of Man's World, but that's a rant for a different time.
Anyway, the Themysciran Amazons' martial pacifism as a cultural value isn't a contradiction; it's one way of looking at a history filled with violence and victimization and saying "no more." And it's a pretty subversive way of doing so, which (well-written) comics tend to note!
So yes, the "Amazons are warriors" mentality has always been there and has been solidly emphasized at various points throughout Wonder Woman's history, and it should be acknowledged and shown that they're all incredibly competent in battle when they're forced to engage in it. But the way in which it gets emphasized is what defines whether a writer has a solid understanding of the history and baggage that comes with depicting the Amazonian struggle and the socio-political issues embedded in their lore. And unfortunately...many writers just don't seem to get it.
#sorry for just ranting about this but I HAVE to correct the narrative every time this comes up. it's not a want. it's a need.#someone hire me to write a political history of Amazonia#I could do SO MUCH with the recurring themes of isolationism vs. interventionalism as a method of self-defense#dc comics#wonder woman#wonder woman meta#diana of themyscira#artemis of bana mighdall#queen hippolyta#dc amazons#dc meta#long post#asks
329 notes
·
View notes
Text
I haven’t started reading again yet but there has been like 15 mentions of renarin reminding someone of or acting like dalinar I lowkey hope it’s implying he’s gonna take up the position after dalinar gets killed of from the horrible luck of being 30+ and a protagonist
#on one hand I would like if urithiru did not become a heraditary monarchy#but on the other renarin as dalinars heir and legacy is very emotional given their history#sa5#kowt#wind and truth spoilers#wind and truth#wat spoilers#I’m not finished do not spoil#I also realized I just don’t like when characters in fiction say no and want to not participate#but that’s another rant#because doing the oh no I don’t want responsibility and saying no#is fundamentally less interesting than anyone who is not qualified actually trying#(to me)#rip elhokar#fools errand really ruined fantasy for me I’m so sensitive about people wanting to be part of the plot now
24 notes
·
View notes
Text


the snort i let out 😭
#so sorry everyone i keep ranting about this but i just have to—😭#by not focusing on vol 26 gojo cover that looks more like his ancestor rather than him—#i’m eating all these memes about sukuna and kusakabe instead🥹🥹#like what do you mean the strongest sorcerer in history vs strongest sorcerer available😭#by now i’m starting to want sukuna to win🥲#💭 — chu’s ramblings#jjk leaks#jjk 253
116 notes
·
View notes
Text
the absolute lack of media literacy from people who haven’t even seen oppenheimer is making my head spin but whatever
#like - every three seconds it’s someone talking about how it’s us military prop or it doesn’t cover the atrocities well etc etc#when a) it is so definitely NOT us propoganda- it is so clearly critiquing the us military and oppenheimer himself#and b) it doesn’t cover every small detail of the impacts of the bomb bc that’s not what the film is about#it is a screenplay adapted from a biography on oppenheimer#it is about him - a biopic - and how he got to the point of making atomic weapons and ends on a note of undeniable horror#it is a movie that constantly bombards you with anxiety bc you have the burden of knowing the future#it is not in any way forgiving anything - it acknowledges the fucked up nature of the situation#hell it’s mostly a courtroom drama that shows how fucked up mccarthyism was#i’m a big history buff - so this plays a lot into it#but y’all have GOT to just stop seeinf things on a surface level and engage with media w/ a deeper mindset of just ‘thing bad’#anyway - sorry it bothers me a lot#there are genuine criticims that can be leveled at both nolan and this film and i have seen them#im not sitting here calling the end all be all of cinema - but it’s a well made movie w/ something interesting to say and evaluate#not wanting to see it is one thing - by all means - but wringing it through the mud w/ absolutely no knowledge of the actual content of -#the film itself is actively annoying#media literacy#oppenheimer#mini rant
270 notes
·
View notes
Text
youtube
Seong Gi-hun | Would've, Could've, Should've
"The tomb won't close, stained glass windows in my mind, I regret you all the time"
#seong gi-hun#seong gi hun#seong gihun#squid game#squid game 2#squid game s2#squid game season 2#myvids#mystuff#ive also ranted enough on youtube but#hello seong gihun has ruined my life#this song is just a LOT and especially for gihun#tldr: i wanted to make something that captured how haunted gihun is by his past and how history seems to be repeating itself in cruel ways#also im like. very happy with how this turned out.#sure i wanna share it but i do kinda wanna upload it just so i can easily have a good cry about gihun whenever i feel like it#also editing the parts with saebyeok was the worst like 😭 that's his baby!!!#and the parts with jungbae sure didnt HELP#Youtube
14 notes
·
View notes
Text
Killing myself a thousand times over. Do I want the setting of Good Intentions to be past based (fantasy greece meets the industrial revolution) or futuristic (fantasy greece meets itself after a stupidly ambiguous amount of years)
#notnow#good intentions#see the thing is. im coming to realize that good intentions has a lot to do with energy/creating forms of energy#which situates its best two setting options either at the industrial revolution (for self explanatory reasons) or in a far off future (wher#maybe all established energy forms are getting fucked and new alternatives need to be found)#i do sort of want like. an older fantasy feel for the work hence my leaning towards industrial revolution. also bc thatd set the sequel in#the early 20th century which would just delight me overall#whereas with a timeskip like that in an already futuristic setting its like. okay. how much further can i take it / how can i meaningfully#actually show the impacts the findings of the first book have had on society at large#also some of the jobs and overall vibe of good intentions calls back to an older time ie niovi's mom singing moirologia#but at the same time. i shant lie. trying to correlate the overall vibe of the industrial revolution on what is essentially greece#(who actively did not have an industrial revolution on that scale due to the 600~ years of ottoman everything)#is proving a little hard. as is serrating what would be hashtag greek in that period from what would be turkish when today obviously its al#so intertwined. but in fantasy greece that occupation simply didnt happen which is lending itself a bit weird to translating traditions#and such. at least in a futuristic setting a lot of this history would be a given and i could move ahead from ot#*it even.#and maybe tie the history into a perfect loop of like.. yk when things go so far into the future they begin to revert into the past etc#if i did future though fantasy greece would have to take on a bit more of a 1:1 role in its correlation to greece. as opposed to#the industrial revolution where it primarily relies on greek aesthetics but that i can play around in lotr style#. this is essentially becoming a matter of me trying to decide if i should style my book's setting after lotr or the locked tomb i am comin#to realize. right.#at least in the future hess would get to smoke which she deserves. but at the same time nothing about her place in her society would pack#the same punch. unless her corner of the society was more obsessed with nationalistic preservation and thus more old fashioned? but ugh#if i keep my current setting (place divided into four parts) and place it in the future i worry it starts giving divergence#head in my actual stupid fucking hands. i need to lock in#its going to take me a william years to introduce this project again the way we are going#also ignore the typos in this rant my tags refused to cooperate on all fronts
7 notes
·
View notes
Text
@blackjackkent's liveblog of BG3 has inspired So Many Thoughts about the Emperor and Raphael and how they compare as characters.
It's come up that the Emperor's character writing could be intended to portray very different motivations based on how the player character responds to it, but personally I don't think that's it. At its core, I think the Emperor is being honest about its motivations: it only wants to survive. What it's not saying is that it will do anything to achieve that end, at the cost of anyone in its way. And the best tool it has to do that is the protagonist.
Its conversations with the protagonist always remind me of abusive relationship dynamics. it plays nice as long as that works, and changes tactics when nice doesn't get what it wants. It constantly reminds you that you need each other, that you couldn't survive without it, that it is the only one you can trust. It offers moments of vulnerability to lure you in, then tries to cut you off from any allies or courses of action it doesn't approve of.
The thing about abusive relationships is that they only turn violent and confrontational when the abuser doesn't get their way. Violence is a last resort, and most abusers prefer to manipulate people without it. Some people go years without discovering their abuser has the capacity for violence, because they never confront them on the control they exert.
And that's exactly how the Emperor relates to the protagonist. If you never question it, never choose a path it doesn't like, you never get pushback. As long as you play by its rules it has no reason to change tactics, because what it's doing is working.
It's only when the protagonist's aims clearly don't match its own that it resorts to threats. It's only when you call the Emperor's bluff, tell it you know it doesn't care about you, that it shows you the truth about its relationship with Stelmane.
Because the truth is, it only cares about its own survival and freedom. And it's very skilled at the game it's playing. It has a profound ability to judge what the protagonist needs to hear, and show them what they want to see. If you want to see a friend who transcends what a mind flayer is supposed to be, it plays that part flawlessly. If you see through that, it has other methods of control at its disposal.
And the Emperor is brilliantly written as a manipulator. It can convince you that it's been on your side all along. It leaves just enough doubt that you might never know the truth. It preys on trust, and exploits the protagonist's willingness to believe in the inherent goodness of people. It expresses trust and vulnerability to the protagonist, anticipating that they will return that trust in response, regardless of whether it can be trusted.
And the cool thing about Raphael is that he's a very similar type of character. He also knows that being nice gets you further than being dangerous. The difference between them is that Raphael isn't quite as good at it: he has a temper, and is quicker to drop the mask. He has an ego that won't let him tolerate even the slightest resistance without breaking character. He believes in bribery over trust, and it makes his act easier to see through. The protagonist can express the same doubt in both of them and get threats from Raphael and disappointment from the Emperor, which pushes them away from one and towards the other.
And one of the striking things about BG3 is the sheer range of dangerous people it throws at your party. You have the tyrant queen, who took power through betrayal and maintains it through disinformation. The power-hungry boss, who offers what you want only until his rise to power is threatened. The abusive parent, who sees his children as possessions who exist to entertain him. The political climber, who treats his loyalists as pawns in a long game of personal gain. The sadistic elite, who's never had to hide her cruelty to those she controls because that's what authority means in her social circle. The loving father, who cares so little for the rest of the world he'd burn it all down to keep his daughter safe.
It's all excellent writing, but the Emperor might be the masterpiece. You can play out the whole story without clearly seeing how it fits the pattern. It can be your loyal partner, standing at your side and protecting you from all those dangerous people.
But it doesn't have to be. If you question its protection and loyalty, it can also be your worst enemy, determined to use all your shared struggles and deepest secrets to tear you apart.
#Baldur's Gate 3#the Emperor#this was way too long for a comment so I'm putting it here#it's also something ive been thinking about for a while in regards to this character#and watching my suspicions play out with Rakha is fascinating#i feel like she's extremely susceptible to this kind of manipulation (thinking back to her trust in Ethel at the very beginning)#Cinder tried really hard to be nice to the Emperor so I never really saw its mean side in my first run#but you can bet my hair stood on end the first time Skye pushed back hard and got the 'look what happened to Stelmane' response#sure says something about the Emperor that all its exes are dead#but if you want to go multiple layers into character analysis i also kinda think balduran was just not a great dude?#because omeluum is perfectly nice#and karlach's personally changes very little as a mind flayer#and even orpheus is basically the same person after he transforms#so my personal conspiracy theory is that balduran was Like That before he transformed and either he was good at hiding it#or history overlooked it because he was the glorious hero who founded the city#anyway that's my nerd rant for today
16 notes
·
View notes
Text
Ok so yesterday I was looking up Simon (common occurrence) cause I was drawing him (another common occurrence, drawing isn’t finished yet) and a took a little better of a look at his armor plate from Simon’s Quest and the designs on it.
So—

These gold patterns are very swooshy, fluid shapes with some very spikey, hooked sections. They also have gems inlaid in three places on the chest right at the ends and center of the design, with little circles coming off of it dedicated to them specifically. And it sounds weird, but this looks like a floral design to me, or at least some kind of plantlike. Very stylized for sure, but in the way that the fleur de lis is supposed to be a lily and doesn’t look exactly like one.
So at like uh midnight a bit back I looked up some stylized plants in art and whatnot and boy was that a hard search because google doesn’t know what you mean by “floral stylized in a similar way to the fleur de lis” and the amount of AI that comes up under armor designs specifically doesn’t help. Anyway, two things it could be that I ran into—


It could be a very simplified depiction of acanthus leaves, which are sometimes depicted more like actual leaves of a real plant, but sometimes are just swooping curves with some spikiness on them. They often times also have the motif of three points of interest (usually buds or a bloom) that line up fairly well with the three gems and were common for things like metalworking and gilding. It’s a fair match, not super great since it’s not exact, but considering there’s no distinct flowers, a ok-ish bet. My biggest thing with it, even if the symbolism would be so fitting and cool, is that they’re typically depicted way more clustered and there’s usually not very much of an open space, especially on a breastplate like that.

I also ran into other armors from the time period (or at least the websites said they were) with other closer looking floral designs and had to try to find out what these were on my own. This one in particular caught my eye as a little bit closer.

One seems to be a gladiolus, and the symbolism here works out, it’s pretty standard stuff that’d be on armor. However, again, the Simon’s quest armor does not have very distinct blooms, more similar to simplified buds, so it’s hard to tell.
There’s also a possibility this could be roses, since those tends to have thorns as a main focal point and the hooked parts look thorny, or it could be a combination of multiple flowers I’m just not running into. Of course, I know the original artist likely did not mean anything in particular by this design other than “cool old looking armor design”, BUUUUT— I want to know what looks like closest to it to uh take the flower symbolism for myself hehe :3.
If anyone else has more knowledge on ye olden armor and art styles than I do, do pop up and tell me your thoughts on what this pattern looks like to you!!!
#castlevania#castlevania games#castlevania ii: simon's quest#Castlevania 2#castlevania simon’s quest#simon’s quest#Simon Belmont#akumajo dracula#akumajou dracula#text post#image post#I wanna know what this is so bad cause like I saw it and immediately went ah that’s floral#I love flower symbolism shout out to flower symbolism#just you guys wait until I start ranting about gemstone symbolism too I have ideas#anyway the green stones I’ve determined two possibilities for and symbolism that works for him as a character#and I still need to look up the large red one tho#ya know tbh there’s the green ones on the plate and then the smaller green ones on the belt so uh#you could just take it as both of the two options are represented here for maximum symbol potential l#the flower pattern thing is killing me tho PLEASE history nerds tell me what this is#at first I thought it looked a little trumpet shaped but the gems kinda don’t work for that interpretation#Lilies are also an option but erm uh I don’t want to uh take the symbol of the Tépès family here uh#ayami Kojima has already given dead lilies to Lisa white lilies to Alucard and bloody lilies to Dracula so Simon can’t have any#Aughhhh but hehe Simon posting yay haha simon hehehehe I think so much about this man#incoherent rambling#theory posting#analysis post
13 notes
·
View notes
Text
Ok fuck it. Fuck it I need to rant. I'm disappointed to the high heavens. This just looks like X and Y again. It just looks like they finally bothered to get off their asses and make Pokémon Z like everyone begged for 10+ years ago and they're trying to relabel it as a Legends game. You know what the word "legend" means? It means OLD!!! It's a fantastical tale of days long past! PAST! NOT FUTURE! Why are we in the future!!! There are no legends about the damn future, only the past!!!
How cool would it have been if we were in the Pokémon equivalent of Napoleonic France? If the protagonist was from a lower-middle-class family (maybe even lower, a genuinely struggling protagonist would be interesting, especially within this time period), who set out with their Pokémon to earn money to help out, only to end up caught in the middle of a nationwide shitstorm? What if you ventured throughout the region, through the beaches and mountains and beautiful French/Kalosian countryside, all the way to Paris/Lumiose, where the societal rot is at its most obvious and damning? What if the "evil team" wasn't evil at first, just a band of revolutionaries with their hearts in the right place, seeking change and justice for the broke and starving public against the laziness and corruption of the self-absorbed elite? What if the villain was the king at first, because he and the other royals really are as awful as they're stated to be? What if there were (optional, because not everyone was against the French monarchy) side quests to help spread revolutionary propaganda or help the rebels earn money, gather resources, toughen up their Pokémon in preparation for future battles against the royals? Hell, what if there was a rival group of royalists who acted as the rebels' foil, whom you can also help and hinder as much or as little as you liked?
What if there was an honest-to-God violent coup where people and Pokémon stormed the royal palace and destroy everything in sight (and you could be there, battling guards or something)? What if the king was challenged to a battle and lost miserably, proving once and for all how weak and pathetic he is, and thus overthrown and exiled (can't execute him, this franchise is too cowardly to evolve past being milquetoast kiddie shit)? What if the rebel leader, with his dear Empoleon beside him, took his place and crowned himself emperor right then and there, to the overwhelming joy of his followers and sympathizers, dismay of his opponents, and whatever it is the player chooses to feel, because there should be a genuine undercurrent of historical, political and philosophical discussion about all of this throughout the story that encourages us to form our own thoughts and opinions about the situation?
Only for the rebel leader, the Napoleon figure, to turn out worse than the king ever was, and his close subordinates immediately going mad with their newfound power and practically destroying the country. Then they really ARE the evil team for real this time, because they became the tyrants they sought to destroy, and depending on the player's past actions, it might partially be their fault that they succeeded. Imagine the Pokémon equivalent of the fucking Reign of Terror. People and Pokémon being attacked, imprisoned, exiled (again, they're too chickenshit to kill people. Tens of thousands died during the REAL Reign of Terror). Imagine your new mission going from trying to flee Lumiose and go home (only to fail, because they won't let anyone leave outside of being formally exiled out of fear/paranoia about uncontrolled dissidents) to taking an active role against the new regime, battling police to bust innocents out of jail, reuniting families and friends torn apart by fear and force? Imagine a heated battle against the stand-in for Maximilien Robespierre to help put an end to the madness!!! What if you went to libraries and picked up newspapers and listened to the telegraph and discovered everything has been censored in some way? What if you went into houses and found depressed wives and mothers and sisters and daughters, and opened letters from the men in their families (and their Pokémon, too) who were conscripted into the Kalosian army because the Emperor is trying to wage wars against neighboring regions to fulfill territorial ambitions (which actually did happen, Napoleon's France was constantly at war, which majorly tanked the economy because all the men were sent off to die or be horrifically injured. Remember when they tried to invade Russia? Over half a million troops went, barely 1/6 of them came back)? The climax of the story + defeat of the Emperor in battle can be a nod to the Battle of Waterloo!!! The post-game can have the player looking for runaway rebels like how you hunted for the Sages in post-game Black and White! What if there was a limited time mystery gift event where you could win a ferry ticket to the island the former Emperor is imprisoned on, JUST LIKE THE ACTUAL NAPOLEON, and there was a final cutscene between you and him where you discuss everything that happened and he asserts that he did what he had to and he still believes that he was acting in Kalos's best interest!!! Because many of the revolutionaries really did think that way, they believed they were doing right by France!!! Even when they jailed and murdered thousands of innocent people!!!
But no, we don't get cool shit like that, we get AZ running a fucking inn for whatever reason and an "urban redevelopment plan" that's literally just "let the Pokémon trash half the city with zero repercussions or any consideration for the homes and businesses in the areas they overrun". What the fuck man
#I'm aware that Napoleon's rule and that time period of France is far more complicated than I posit here#I'm majorly watering history down for the sake of adhering to a plotline that would better fit the Pokémon universe#it's why I say that I want actual questions to be posed in the narrative#yes the monarchy was horrible. the government needed reform. but was this the right way to go? what could have been done different?#how correct is the rebels' philosophy? or the royalists'? should the rebels have been stopped before anything happened?#was the rebels' only mistake not going far enough?#history is full of “what ifs” and it would be interesting to entertain a few through such a fantastical lens imo#also HOW. IS. PIPLUP. NOT. ONE OF THE STARTERS!#EMPOLEON! THE EMPEROR PENGUIN! EMPEROR! FRANCE! DUDE!!!!!#hell I read someone else's post mentioning Snivy and Torchic. Fleur de lis motif + rooster aka FRENCH NATIONAL ANIMAL#how do you fail the assignment this badly#also just Lumiose? we only get to explore Lumiose? why not actually expand on the Kalos region properly?#Kalos is beautiful! FRANCE is beautiful! it's not just Paris/Lumiose! that's so fucking boring holy shit#I have more I can rant about but whatever. I just feel so let down#i wanted Revolutionary Kalos so fucking bad dude#Kalosian Revolution man. late 1700s to early 1800s France#you could've even snuck Les Miserables refs in there! that story didn't take place during the French Revolution but even so!#fuck me man give me the damn game so I can write it my damn self#pokemon#pokemon legends za
18 notes
·
View notes
Text
I keep seeing people say "historians are gonna skip this generation" on like goofy meme videos and in just like ???
Do y'all think older generations didn't have their own goofy and fun things in the media they had?
Like i saw this comment on a video of a 3d animated rat dancing to Caramelldansen???
If that's all it took for historians to skip a generation the history books would be like 5 pages- hdgdg
People always been goofy!! They always been silly!!! They made songs about liking bananas cause they had no bones!!! They named things after politicians out of spite!!! They had their own shitpost!! They've wrote funny things on their own versions of bathroom stalls!!! They wrote self insert fics based off the Bible of where they sent those they hated to hell that we now read in English!!!
Why do y'all think English class is often connected to history class lessons?
If anything historians are gonna have a field day seeing how we dealt with what came our way. Edits of politicians to Hot To Go is gonna be our version of political cartoon strips- along with our actual political cartoon trips!!
Sorry for the rant but I hate how quick we are too look down on generation for...us having fun? Instead of looking at what's going on around us to see why we react to things the way we do. They're not gonna look at our dancing rats and go "yeah this few decades ain't worth our time"
Please I'm begging y'all look into more history other than wars and political stuff. People weren't just npcs, they were like us. They were people.
#mine#pain rambles#history#historians#people history#i wanted to be a history teach so bad#so sorry about the rant#just- people always been people and that's so important to me#every person is unique and that was the same for back then as it is now#People survived. and we will too as long as we keep going and caring for eachother and ourselves#your ancestors survived so much by their own whimsy and hope#don't let anyone take that from you now
7 notes
·
View notes
Text
I saw someone on Twitter talk about how BOTW-verse Zelda wouldn't have kids, which would end the goddess bloodline and now it has me thinking like....did every Zelda...always end up having kids? For thousands of years? Was the bloodline continuous since Skyward Sword Zelda (which has to be like...hundreds of thousands of years AT LEAST at this point). It's interesting to think about in a scenario where a Zelda doesn't manage to have kids....how does the bloodline come back...
#but to add to the first point: i do like the idea of Zelda (botw/totk) not having kids#she would just raise her found family#we know Zelda is good with kids but her own??? idk...i just see it as her being like “the people of hyrule are my family”#link who has been wondering if their kids would have her hair or his hair: hm? yeah? oh okay. sure. yeah. yeah..#(he'd definitely agree with her but i like to think he's often thought about family stuff...he wants to be in his his trad wife era)#anyways just things i thought about thats weird about the timeline and lore#shout out to botw/totk for being inconsistent!#i also think it would be a nice end for her character arc too?#she's been so pressured about goddess's powers#the royal family/line#her duty#etc#it'd be weird if she has a kid (god forbid a DAUGHTER) and doesn't fear history to repeat itself for them#okay rant over bye#is it though#botw#totk#zelda#zelink#because i mention link here KJDBAJK#and my mind will always be on some zelink shit
59 notes
·
View notes
Text
YOU think MK is a selfless forgiving good boi mc. I think he's self-centered, but that doesn't devalue the good deeds that happen as a result. We are not the same
#like to me. everything for MK is motivated by himself like#Protecting the city? That's what a good hero would do#And he wants to be a good hero and to protect *his* friends#Crying in 2x10? It's more about him failing as a hero/successor than it is about the innocent people in danger#to me anyways#Like any time he's ''seeing the good'' or ''forgiving'' an antagonist it is literally just him like#Saying the things he wants to hear/believe#Like#If Macaque isn't a bad guy then he can help and if he can help then maybe we can win#It's about the personal reassurance#Like. ''Forgiving'' DBK? Well that's easy. If DBK is a ''good guy'' now then he's not a problem for MK to deal with#And MK fucking LOVES not having to deal problems#Like it's easier for him to just ignore past history than it is to deal with it#4x14 is the ultimate example of this for me like#MK see's that Azure's crying and is then willing to be all like#''You still can. You're the only one who can'' to try and help#And it's like. Sure. MK doesn't *not* want to save/help Azure#But at the same time#Wukong was able to stop him so easily. In contrast to samadhi fire Mei where MK ran directly into the fire#Like the moment MK sees himself in you it's over okay#He's gonna be like ''you're just like me'' and self-centered about it#And it worked for like#Mei and Macaque and Azure#But it didn't work for Spider Queen#you know#lego monkie kid#lmk#lmk MK#lmk rant#For the love of god stop making MK Steven
37 notes
·
View notes
Note
So. Thoughts on the short?
Me and the friend who got me into SM watched it during lunch at school today and we were freaking out. When the credits hit we shrieked at the top of our lungs so loud that we accidentally single handedly overwhelmed our autistic friend. It was ok ig.
I WENT THROUGH AND TOOK SCREENSHOTS OF ALMOST EVERY SINGLE FROM THAT END BIT CUZ LIKE UM????? THE LORE DROPS WERE ABSOLUTELY INSANE WITH THIS ONE LIKE JESUS CHRIST THAT LAST IMAGE IS GONNA HAUNT ME IN MY DREAMS
NOW MY WHOLE CAMERA ROLL IS JUST ALL THE MOMENTS
I cannot express my sheer joy and lowkey frustration at seeing younger Skid and Pump. Like. I thought we wouldn’t get something like this until like 2030. And yet that’s not the way I’ve been drawing them for this entire year so I’m just. Rrrrmmmmmmmmm but I still love it I love it so much like dude I will never be able to express
AH
Oh yeah, also me and that friend were Skid and Pump for Halloween today, something we decided on at the beginning of October last year lol. But we did it, and we got occasionally recognized :D
#Today will go down in history#Bro I cannot compact all my thoughts I just want you to rant to me about it and I’ll just agree with whatever you say#spooky month#skid and pump#spooky month skid#spooky month pump#spooky month spoilers#crossover-enthusiast#AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
8 notes
·
View notes
Text
Bro the Soviety Union development and government is so dang interesting
#i know it says soviety. im not retyping it#im just doing an essay on the purge of 37 and I just so wish the history of the soviet union was taught better in us schools.#and like. not always interesting in a good way.#but im reading a crusty old book from 1972 about it and i feel like if we just taught kids better about why economic systems function#the way they do and how they have worked historically and the nuances of that and how people at the time within the nation and#its territories viewed it. we could actually have some very productive discussion about communism and capitalism and corporatism.#and i could do some more learning about the development of capitalism. but every time someone goes “communism bad” and ridicules kids#or “socialism bad” without explaining ANYTHING ABOUT THE HISTORY#makes me mad man. it makes me mad. do you actually want people to know or do you just wanna be right. u are not helping.#i know im guilty of this too in other areas but it just boils me blood. anyway rant over
7 notes
·
View notes