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starhvney · 5 months ago

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𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘'𝐑𝐄 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐀𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐇

𝐅𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆: garroth, laurance, dante, travis, zane, vylad, blaze, daniel, dottie, katelyn, lucinda, nana, & cadenza

𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐒: fluff, slice of life, headcanons on the characters on a beach vacation!

𝐂𝐖: none!

𝐀/𝐍: justice for not including the zvahl siblings during love love paradise or starlight in mys, rip you guys would’ve loved a beach vacation. anyways it’s summer guys! i’m not even a huge fan of summertime but i kind want to go to the beach?? so weird cause i’m totally a zane when i’m at the beach

𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓

𝐆𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐎𝐓𝐇

☆ if it’s a surfable beach, he’s going straight out to the waves

☆ i mean, look at him, he looks like the classic surfer boy from the 2000s

☆ gets really excited if you surf too or want him to teach you

☆ he comes back to slam down some sandwiches before he tries to run back out. you have to pull him back and restrain him to put on more sunscreen and let his food digest.

☆ he always wants to stay or at least come back to watch the sunset over the ocean. it’s the best part!

𝐋𝐀𝐔𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄

☆ also goes out to surf with garroth, but he’s not as good so he comes back to shore sooner than garroth does

☆ he’s the guy you go to for getting good beach pics, he just has that good artistic eye

☆ he actually prefers going out to the beach in the evening/at night, loves shell hunting and walking along the boardwalk when everyone is quietly fishing or minding their business. plus the weather is cool! he loves how peaceful it is.

𝐃𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄

☆ this freakin goober

☆ bro will purposefully let the ball out frisbee fall into the direction of groups of people he wants to talk or flirt with because so he can have an excuse to strike up a conversation

☆ when he gets bored he will be nagging everyone to go eat at the seafood restaurant “it’s like a five minute walk from here and i’m hungry guys, come on!”

𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐕𝐈𝐒

☆ professional swimmer here! well, not really, but he was really good at it in highschool! he competed and everything. someone always has to swim out and yell at him to not go out too far, cause he’s always trying to swim out to the third sandbar by himself

☆ comes back and his face and shoulders/back are always more tan because the sunscreen wore off and he was swimming all the time. (not the pale leg combo, is this just as bad as a farmer’s tan?)

☆ comes back starved from using all of his energy swimming and trying not to drift away from where you guys are on shore, ends upp eating too many sandwiches and everyone gets mad at him cause there aren’t enough

𝐙𝐀𝐍𝐄

☆ lathers himself in lotion and sunscreen and is either staying under the umbrella or dunking himself into the water

☆ he’s really not a fan of the beach, he’d rather vacation in the mountains or something like that, but he still goes since everyone else is going

☆ he just hates the humidity, the texture of the sand, and the stickiness of the salt water. it’s just not his thing

☆ he keeps how miserable he is to himself, but the silly little grumpy pout on his face says everything

☆ like someone get him a drink with a lil spike to it please the poor boy looks like he’s on the verge of death

☆ he’ll enjoy himself a lot more if you give him a sweet treat or if everyone goes to the pool after (except for the…incident)

𝐕𝐘𝐋𝐀𝐃

☆ so chill. he’s such a great guy to lounge with

☆ brings a book to read or a sketchbook, loves to sketch the different kinds of people on the beach and what they’re doing. (major people watcher)

☆ something about everyone else being busy and him being there so calm makes it so easy to get into a deep conversation with him, you two could talk for hours and not even realize the time has passed

𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐙𝐄

☆ oh my gosh

☆ he’s all over the place

☆ wants to build a sandcastle! no, wait, that’s too boring! wants to play frisbee! dang it, he threw it too hard and now he’s running through the ocean like a madman trying to get it back from the waves! shell hunting? nah, he’s gonna race that person’s dog down the shoreline cause it barked at him so now he has to show him who’s boss!

𝐃𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐄𝐋

☆ sandcastle building king

☆ spends the whole time dedicated to building the most extravagant castle, hauls a huge bucket of the sand molders and starts digging a moat immediately

☆ someone has to come regularly just spray him down with sunscreen cause he’ll forget the world around him and most definitely get burnt

☆ you might pull him away from building if you offer him a sandwich

☆ eventually you may learn that just bringing an extra umbrella and putting it over where he’s building is the best option

𝐃𝐎𝐓𝐓𝐈𝐄

☆ she wants to be at the beach to play, not relax!

☆ beach volleyball? she’s in until there’s no one left to compete with! (her and katelyn could compete against each other for hours) frisbee? heck yeah, she wants to play frisbee!

☆ she loves going to those outdoor showers to wash off all the sand, then is so excited and looking forward to the crazy good nap she’s going to have back at the hotel/condo/rent house. won’t wake up until everyone decides to go eat at a restaurant for dinner

𝐊𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐋𝐘𝐍

☆ if you can’t find any sunscreen, you can without a doubt go to her and she will have some

☆ gets super competitive with beach volleyball

☆ if no one wants to play volleyball anymore she ventures out into the ocean and doesn’t return until it’s time to leave

☆ if you’re not scared of going out too far in the ocean, she will go out with you to where you can reach the bottom and calmly jump over the larger waves. she could do it all day

☆ she’s another person you have a good bonding talk with while chilling out in the ocean, she opens up to you and you learn stuff you had no idea she had even experienced before

𝐋𝐔𝐂𝐈𝐍𝐃𝐀

☆ opposite of katelyn, has hawaiian tropic tanning oil on her at all times

☆ doesn’t go into the ocean unless she’s ready to go straight to shower off. can’t stand the sticky feeling of salt water and then going back into the sand

☆ is the one who brings the speaker, and she has such a good beach playlist

☆ sunbathes and sips on a drink the whole time, queen really enjoys herself

☆ she goes to whatever nearby beach bar there is to order the drinks that come in pineapples or coconuts and has the umbrellas in them for everyone

𝐍𝐀𝐍𝐀

☆ packs an entire picnic for the beach

☆ like, legit carries a full icebox with a selection of drinks and a bag full of sandwiches, chips, sweets, etc.

☆ is obsessed with seashell hunting! she gets so excited when she finds large or colorful ones. she runs to everyone when she finds a conch shell telling them to listen to the ocean inside of it. brings home a small collection every time and has a box full of (mostly pink) seashells in her room.

𝐂𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐙𝐀

☆ has so many swimsuits and outfits planned

☆ if yours gets dirty or messed up she drags you to her suitcase to choose from like ten different pairs and combinations you can mix and match.

☆ makes handmade jewelry from different trinkets and shells she finds, she goes hunting for potential charms with nana

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spideysbruh · 10 months ago

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Distance

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@spaceyn replied- tbf ppl were hating on her when she WOULD post about him a lot in the beginning, so she toned down a lot. ppl hate on her too much smfh

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whyareyouhere66 · 2 years ago

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JJ Maybank x Male Reader - Kook Prince

JJ Maybank x Male !Kook! Prince

Request: “Male reader Reader (maybe personality wise not too shy of a person but still reserved) will be cook prince is besties with Sarah and ki and is part of the group. JJ was always questioning if he was Into the reader. One night the pogues throw a party and the reader is getting hit on by kooks and JJ gets jealous and starts a fight maybe and the reader breaks it up or smt and just gets mad at JJ for starting a fight. And then he confesses. Also would love an added focus to readers friendships with everyone just to be a little cute”

!CW: Drinking, alcohol, fights.

Kooks and Pogues.

Everyone on the island knew of them, what they were, all but the clueless Tourons who truly had no idea what went on behind the vacation brochures.

The distinction between them was clear, described to be poor vs rich. Those who lived in the Cut, with less money and shady stereotypes plastered on their name, were the Pogues. Those with the big houses, expensive boats, and polo shirts were the Kook’s. The labels were simply categories, people liked simple.

And on the Kook side of the spectrum- well, how could we not have a prince and princess? The Kook’s wanted to live like royalty, be treated like royalty, so it was only fitting for the roles to come to be eventually.

First, Sarah Cameron- Kook Princess. Her father, Ward Cameron, one of the richest on the island, successful businessman, all time family man. Sarah was his golden child, number 1, running around town with her friends with not a care in the world.

And by her side, there was;

Y/n L/n, the prince of the Kook’s. His father worked closely along side Ward on various business deals, further leading to the close bond between Y/n and Sarah.

He was the ‘prince’, not only for his family’s wealth but also the personality that seemed to charm most. He was more reserved than Sarah, surely, but that never once acted as a wall against others. If anything, it invited them in- wether intentional or not.

But despite their roles as the “royals” of the Kooks, it was them who found themselves closest to the Pogues.

“JJ, chill on the drinks. Party isn’t even started yet.”

The boy in question takes no more than a second to consider, before blowing off Pope’s words as he carelessly takes another sip from his cup.

In front of them John B was finishing setting up the keg, the source of JJ’s drink as he drops the plain red cup onto the table nearby.

“Yeah, no promises, bro.” JJ grins, clapping his hand onto Pope’s shoulder, only to get an eye roll in response. Everyone knew it was of no use, and none had any intentions of arguing it any further.

Y/n was able to hear the whole conversation, shaking his head lightly with a small smile. He stood off to the side, close to the rushing waves lapping against the shore of the boneyard. His hands were tucked into his pockets, his body facing the open water ahead.

“I think I can already tell where tonight’s gonna be going.”

Next to him, Kiara crossed her arms over her chest as she spoke. She too watched the water, a similar smile covering her features, the hot summer’s sun beating down on her skin. Y/n laughed knowingly, nodding subtly.

“Yeah,” he turns his head and looks at the girl, “the same way it goes every time.”

Kiara shook her head, a laugh falling from her lips to match Y/n’s. Neither of them had to explain it- as they’d predicted many times before, it would almost always go the same.

The two used to bet on it, as well. Normally it was absurd scenarios, though still not unlikely, that they’d sacrifice a couple of bucks for before each party.

Would John B hook up with someone in Topper Thorton’s car, or would Pope finally give in to JJ’s hints and smoke a joint?

Small, yet not impossible, moments to pick up on, that usually lead to one person winning solely on technicalities- cause techically, John B kissing a Touron next to Topper’s car was just close enough for Kiara to win the 5 bucks, right?

Though, they eventually gave up on it, and it became more of a time to time occurrence instead of a weekly routine.

“Yo, Y/n!”

The boy turned his head at the sound of JJ’s voice, who began approaching them confidently.

“Speak of the devil” Kiara mumbles, stepping off to the side to make more room for the incoming blonde boy. Y/n laughs, crossing his arms over his chest as he turns to face JJ, who was now next to the pair.

He leaned his elbow onto Y/n’s shoulder, raising an eyebrow at him while the other hand patted against his chest. “You’ve got that, uh, that ‘special stuff, right?” He asks.

The way he’d worded it was admittedly odd, Kiara’s eyebrows furrowing down in confusion. Y/n, on the other hand, didn’t need another hint to know he was referring to his father’s liquor.

So, with the roll of his eyes, he lets a small smile slip by as he nods.

“Yeah, I’ll bring a little bit- don’t expect much though, dude.”

JJ only shrugs, stepping back from him. His body was still facing that of Y/n’s, however, even as the boy turned to walk away and head for his car parked only a few feet up the hill.

****

The house was silent, sun shining in through the various windows and warming the house in its embrace.

Y/n knew both his parents were out to work that day, the only reason he knew he could even get to the bottle tucked away into his father’s office.

The house’s familiar silence welcomed Y/n in, the living room he walked into just the same way it had been when he left.

He walked up the stairs until he made it to the second floor of the house, following its hallways until he found his father’s study.

It didn’t take anything more than a quick trip, the h/c slipping in, grabbing the glass bottle from its spot on one of many book cases, and stepping out.

He himself wasn’t planning on having any, it was mostly for the other guests that were to show up to the party. Tourons looking for their own vacation adventure, and the Kook’s and Pogues alike looking to temporarily slip away from reality’s clutches once more.

“Why hello, Mr L/n”

The familiar, giggly voice startled him- nearly letting the glossy glass slip from his fingers as Y/n spun around.

He was just in front of his own door, peering inside only to see Sarah Cameron lounging in his desk chair.

As he recognized it to be her, his shoulders drop in realization.

“Really? Sneaking into my house now?” He asks, stepping into the room as Sarah smiled at him from the chair.

“Eh, I knew you’d be here eventually.” She shrugs, playful smile still playing at her lips.

The light that shone in from his window illuminated the whole room, making up for the lights being off. His shoes scuff against the carpet, making his way over to the bed before plopping down onto the comftorable sheets.

“What’s the bottle for?”

Sarah nods her chin towards Y/n’s hand, and he simply shrugs.

“Boneyard”

That alone is enough for Sarah to nod her head in understanding, interlocking her fingers on her stomach, leaning back in the comfortably padded chair.

“Was it, uh, JJ’s idea?” She asks, with a knowing smile- getting up from the chair and flopping down onto the bed. She leans into Y/n, and he groans jokingly before wrapping one arm around her shoulder. They settle back down into the bed, comfortably leaning on each other.

Y/n nods, thumb sliding across the bottle as he tilts his head back.

And even if he himself didn’t catch the way his smile lifted to brighten the rest of his face, as if recalling a sacred memory, Sarah did. She’s seen it before, and she knew she would always see it over and over again as long as the blonde boy was topic of conversation.

Standing up, the girl brushes stray hairs from her face gently. The movement shifts Y/n’s gaze to follow her, as she now walks towards the open door.

His eyebrows raise expectantly, Sarah finally turning her head to look at him.

“Well, c’mon now, there’s a party to attend.” She beckons him over with a playful look. He shakes his head, though still pulls his body forward and follows the blonde out of the room, down the stairs, and through the door to his awaiting car.

***

Loud, booming music echoed through the beach, and by the time Sarah and Y/n had reached the party there was already 20-30 people bouncing around the sandy shore.

In their hands was the classic red solo cup, its source trailing back to the leg John B had set up just an hour prior. Next to it, the cups were stacked tall, giving all party goers free access to grab one and leave.

At first, Sarah followed Y/n through the crowd of dancing, drunk teens. In her hands she held the bottle, just like she had been since Y/n passed it over while he drove. But only halfway through, a group of girls called out to her. She throws Y/n one last smile, before rushing off to them and leaving the smiling boy to fend for himself.

Y/n keeps walking, squeezing through the crowd until finally he made it to a pocket of area where he could stretch out his arms and not hit some random group of people.

The newfound space gives him an opportunity to look around, searching through the crowd for any sign of his friends. He had no idea where they were exactly, left with only hints made to him by their past behaviors.

Kiara was likely sat by the fire, likely accompanied by Pope as they talked to kids from school, and John B and JJ would be would be 2 drinks in, chatting up some Touron girls on the outside layer of the chaos.

However, Y/n only gets a minute or two to look before he hears his name being called out a few feet away.

“Ah, Y/n, my man! We’ve been looking for you-“ the Kook’s approached him with big grins, patting his shoulder in greeting as he now found himself in a circle.

The voice belonged to Clayton McCarthy, and behind him were 4 other boys who Y/n had known for years. They were some of the better Kook’s he’d known, instead of a burning hatred for Pogues like Rafe or Topper, they instead were the type to simply leave them alone- something Y/n was very much grateful for.

So Y/n offered them a smile, turning to face them fully in the circle that formed. Next to him, Isaiah King offered him a red cup, the liquid splashing around inside. Y/n took it graciously, though he never once brought it to his lips for a taste- holding it in his grip loosely instead.

And so, the party continues, the ‘prince’ getting sucked into his own conversations, laughing along with the group he found himself with.

Just across the way, within the dancing and chatter that echoed around the beach, there was JJ.

Now very tipsy, the boy wandered through people- throwing a wink and finger guns to anyone who had the pleasure of making eye contact with him.

The loud noises erupting from the party seemed to bounce around in his head, his eyes darting to a red solo cup. He felt himself reaching for it, his hand grasping at the textured plastic, and despite the quick protests from whatever Touron he’d just grabbed it from, he still stumbles away with it now in his hand.

He was looking for Y/n, that he knew. After not seeing the boy all night, the blonde found himself leaving John B and some other Pogues behind to look for him. Though as the party grew through the night, the task grew to be more than he thought. But he would find him, he always did.

Sand filled his shoes and poked at his feet uncomfortably while he walked. The blonde looked around once more, taking a sip from the drink when finally- he found him.

A few feet up ahead, Y/n stood in the same group of boys, his body facing the direction of JJ’s. He has a smile on his face, cup still full in his hand.

Clayton had the groups attention currently, telling some sort of story that had the group laughing. Next to Y/n, one of the Kook’s known as Blake Anderson has his body leaned against Y/n’s side. His arm had rested across the other boy’s shoulder, brown hair falling into his eyes as it seemed his attention was trained onto Y/n’s face as opposed to Clayton’s.

A knot twisted tighter inside JJ’s stomach- like a rope being pulled from two opposite sides. One eyebrow raised above the other, and the blonde felt the plastic cup squeeze as his grip tightens.

In JJ’s head, it was almost always a battle- a lot of the time, one with himself. He could be thinking of his father, he could be thinking of his friends, and even if sometimes it came out clear, there was always times when it came out muddy and cluttered. Y/n, was the latter.

The friendship he was almost sure of, he felt the strength in their bond whenever Y/n sent him a smile, or JJ would wrap one arm around his shoulders and lean on the boy like a cane.

It was the other aspect of it that often came out a mess. The feelings that arose, causing JJ to try fighting off the thoughts about Y/n- only to lose.

Because for years, JJ had been battling the thoughts. It was only a matter of time before he let them win over.

Blake had finally talked, a sly smirk on his face as he turned fully to Y/n. Even while the rest of the group continued conversation, he’d pulled Y/n’s attention away and was drunkenly throwing flirty comments his way.

Y/n raises an eyebrow, he could hear the flirtatious tone evident in Blake’s voice- but it mixed with the way the alcohol had slurred his words. Blake seemed to never break eye contact with him, half lidded eyes boring straight into L/n’s e/c ones.

“So- what’s Prince Charming up to tonight, huh?” His cheesy flirts seemed to be a style, as almost everything he’d said to Y/n all night involved some sort of nickname to be thrown into the jumble of words.

Y/n simply shrugs, looking up at the darkening sky. “Eh, same as every other night, Anderson.” He responds. The attention from the brunette was new- he couldn’t tell if he liked it or not.

The night had been fun, so far. Y/n enjoyed listening to his friends talk, the feeling of catching into their laughs. The song that played was some hippy pop song, with a strong beat and a female lead. It was most likely that John B just pressed play on whatever playlist had popped up first.

Isaiah turns to him, with a grin.

“So, how would you like to come over to my house for some fooseball?” He asks, stretching out the “foose” sound. Y/n shakes his head, though returning the grin.

“Sorry, man- I promised John B I’d stay at his tonight.” He says, Blake groaning and taking a long swig of his beer.

“Alright, fair enough man.”

From just a couple feet away, JJ watches the encounter closely. The sickening feel of jealousy creeps into his bones, and before he could even stop himself his feet began to move forward.

Though, then again, he didn’t want to stop himself. He didn’t want to see some Kook pressed up against Y/n the same way JJ had been only hours prior.

Blake stumbles away from Y/n, his beer spilling onto the sand as JJ grips the back of his t-shirt. But that’s not what grabbed everyone’s attention- it was the sickening crack to follow the blonde punching Blake a few seconds afterwards.

“What the fuck-?”

Y/n’s eyes widen, and he takes a second to realize what’s happening. In only a couple of seconds Blake had gone from leaning on him to stumbling to the ground.

“The fuck are you on Maybank?!” He shouts, checking his nose for a nosebleed- fingers pulling away stained red.

“Oh, shove off ya’ Kook-“ JJ glares at him, his voice shaking Y/n out of the shock.

Suddenly thankful for not drinking, he shoves the cup into Isaiah’s chest. Blake had pulled himself off the ground, charging towards JJ as they began shoving each other around.

Y/n rushes forward, people crowding around the two and yelling out. Yet still, Y/n was the first one to try and pull them apart.

“Hey, hey calm down- JJ!!” He mumbles curses to himself, pulling the boy’s shoulder trying to tug him away.

Blake began slurring out protests, telling him to “fuck off, you asshole!” The words only seem to make JJ hit harder, as they fell to the ground in a bundle of limbs.

The crowd starts chanting, but Y/n couldn’t hear what they were saying as he struggles to break up the fight.

It wasn’t until Clayton broke through the crowd and wrapped his arms around Blake, pulling him away that Y/n was finally able to do the same with JJ.

His mind was racing, e/c eyes practically displaying his adrenaline rush. He now stood in front of JJ -blocking him from the second half of the fight.

The boy was panting heavily, early signs of bruising already showing on his face. He seems to be avoiding eye contact with Y/n, which doesn’t go unnoticed.

“Hey- are you serious? What was that about?” He asks, stepping closer to the boy- but JJ jerked away, despite not even being touched.

“Forget about it.” He spits out, trying to turn and walk away- but Y/n rushes forward and grabs his shoulder again.

“Dude-“

“I said forget about it, ok!!”

JJ twists around, his yell making Y/n stumble away. His eyes were furrowed down angrily, staring in disbelief as JJ tried once more to turn away. He quickly moves forward again, small grains of sand flying behind his shoe as he side steps to cut off the other boy’s path again.

“No- no you can’t just,” he pauses, taking a deep breathe, “start a fight for no reason at all, then walk off like nothing happened.”

He only got a scoff in response, JJ turning his head away from him with his tongue poking against his cheek.

By now the crowd around them has fizzled out, kids beginning to filter out into their cars. If it weren’t for the thoughts raging across Y/n’s mind, part of him would’ve wondered where John B, Kiara, Pope and Sarah had gone. But, as of right now his attention was focused in on JJ’s sudden outburst.

“God, can you just drop it?”

Y/ns face contorts in confusion, shrugging in disbelief. He continues to follow the short steps that JJ made, who was trying to get away.

“JJ-“

“Did you not notice how he was flirting with you? Were you just unbothered?” He asks suddenly, whipping around to finally face the confused boy in front of him.

The accusation did nothing for Y/n, and his steps stopped short. He still felt the anger coursing through him, except this time it was accompanied by a fog- so many questions that JJ is simply refusing to answer.

“What are you talking about?”

The salty breeze that circled them is thickened by tension- a tension Y/n can’t seem to name.

A heavy sigh falls from JJ’s lips, the boy across from him raising one eyebrow expectantly.

“You’re joking,” He laughs bitterly, “Y/n, he was all over you-“

“Blake?”

“No, Washington- yes, Blake.” He throws his hands up in exasperation, and perhaps his familiar sarcasm would’ve been of some comfort to Y/n if it weren’t for the growing tension.

“I don’t-“ Y/n pinches the bridge of his nose, eyes squeezing shut for just a moment as he tries filling in all the gaps because clearly, JJ wasn’t gonna do it himself. “-I don’t get why that would even matter to you-“

JJ twists and almost squirms in his spot, running a hand down his face as if impatiently waiting something.

“God damn it Y/n, could you be anymore blind?!” He snaps, giving himself one step closer to Y/n, before he stopped himself from moving any closer.

“Again- what the hell is that supposed to mean!” The boy counters, his hands in front of his face as he becomes more and more frustrated.

“God, fuck-“ JJ grumbles to himself, as he already knew what was about to come of him.

“I like you! Alright, always have- so god forbid I don’t want some Kook hanging all over you-“ It was only then, when Y/n noticed that he wasn’t looking at him in anger- but more, he was looking at him in desperation.

His mouth falls slightly agape, all the pieces coming together and snapping like puzzle pieces. He stood still in his spot, hands falling down to his sides as he continued processing the new information.

JJ, however, suddenly couldn’t stand still. His hands ran through his hair out of stress- seeing the stunned look as discouraging.

“God damnit- y’see, this is why I never should’ve-“ he had begun pacing, his feet landing him further away than Y/n wants.

Y/n’s eyes snap over to the blonde, suddenly longing to reach out- to pull him back in before he could ever have any chance of losing him.

He rushes over, stepping just off to the side of JJ’s front- who could suddenly see him from the corner of his eye.

Both boys now stood still, as Y/n reaches forward tenderly. His fingers wrap around JJ’s wrist, right by his face, as he gently pulls his face to the side so they could meet eyes.

His e/c eyes had changed, less angry- and instead more hopeful, and more surprised than anything else.

“You…like me?”

JJ swallows nervously. “…yeah.”

The heavy breathing coming from the pair was audible, still getting over the angry yells that had left them only a few minutes before.

“…good.”

Each of them felt their faces pulling closer and closer together, and as soon as the words left Y/n’s mouth- JJ had sped up the process and forced his head closer. Their lips met, such relief flowing through each of them as if they’d been waiting years for this to happen- which, they had.

Y/n stumbled back a few steps, his hands moving to JJ’s hair as the latter moved to gently hold the e/c eyed boy by the waist.

They stood in the now empty boneyard, dark sky surrounding them with the faint sound of waves crashing against sand. And anytime they had the chance, they took quick small breathes just to allow them to continue for just one more minute.

Eventually, though, the boys separated- Y/n resting his forehead against JJ’s. They stood there, no more than a moment of silence before JJ added on.

“Good?” He asks, and Y/n felt the small movement of his thumb across his hipbone.

A small smile grows on his face, as he shifts his arms around so they were wrapped around his neck. JJ reciprocates quickly, tugging Y/n closer as they hug each other closely.

“Good.”

#JJ maybank #jj maybank x male reader #obx #Outerbanks x male reader #66 recs&replies

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the-acid-pear · 8 months ago

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Oh yeah actually my main dream was so fucking mental today I gotta tell y'all.

Because it started simple, right? It was an adventure type dream. I was with or a guy (we were together sometimes other times I was him other time.i was me in his place) and all bro had was a boat and two feet to walk. And we were trying to get from point A to point B. And across the way we kept making pals that'd join us in their boats for a while and it was all pretty chill just sailing thru the water and the city trying to reach this location I'm not even sure why we needed to go to. But once we were one trip away all the people we met along the way got cold feet. This was too far. They couldn't follow us anymore. We were on our own now but we weren't going to stop. Last friend we met told us night was falling quick and that if we headed into the sea it'd be a certain death. My pal told him he didn't care. He had to get there. I was scared but I wasn't gonna leave him behind too. I was sure he now abandoned by all he knew was heading straight for a certain death with not a care in the world. I joined him, as we walked, heading for the shore. We stopped at a gas station (a YPF one specifically), there was a trailer house. "1 sleep = $ 1 night" taped to the door. I, previously at the verge of tears because I was living some tragic ass shit, broke down both in anguish and laughter at the fucking absurdity of our dramatic tale being brought to a sudden stop by this fucking new YPF deal. Just on my knees laughing and choking tears angry beyond my mind. I woke up.

#luly talks #my dreams #i failed to convey just how funny and sad this was in context but man it was the most hysterical shit I've seen in a dream

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blueeyesfilledwithpassion · 2 years ago

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HI REN 🎶

By Artist Ren.

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Hi there Ren Its been a little while, Did you miss me? You thought you'd buried me, didn't you? Risky... Because I always come back Deep down you know that... Deep down you know I'm always in periphery Ren aren't you pleased to see me? It's been weeks since we spoke bro, you know you need me You're the sheep, I'm the shepherd Not your place to lead me Not your place to be biting off the hand that feeds me

Hi Ren I've been taking some time to be distant I've been taking some time to be still I've been taking some time to be by myself Since my therapist told me I'm ill I've been making some progress lately, And I've learnt some new coping skills So I haven't really needed you much man I think we need to just step back and chill

Ren, you sound more insane than I do You think that those doctors are really there to guide you? Been through this a million times Your civilian mind is so perfect at always being lied to Okay, take another pill boy Drown yourself in the sound of white noise Follow this 10 step program, rejoice! All your problems will be gone! Fucking dumb boy

Nah mate, this time it's different man trust me I feel like things might be falling in place And my music's been kinda doing bits too Like I actually might do something great And when I'm gone maybe I'll be remembered For doing something special with myself That's why I don't think that we should talk man Cause when your with me it never seems to help

You think that you can amputate me? I am you, you are me, you are I, I am we We are one, split in two that makes one so you see You got to kill you if you wanna kill me. I'm not left over dinner, I'm not scraps on the side, Oh your music is thriving? Delusional guy! Where's your top ten hit? Where's your interview with Oprah? Where are your grammies Ren? Nowhere!

Yeah but, my music's not commercial like that I never chased numbers, statistics or stats I Never write hooks for the radio, they never even play me So why would I concern myself with that? But my music is really connecting, And the people who find it respect it, And for me that's enough 'cause this life's been tough So it gives me a purpose I can rest in

Man you sound so pretentious! Ren your music is so self centred, No one wants to hear another song about How much you hate yourself... trust me You should be so lucky having me inside you to guide you, Remind you to manage expectations, Provide you perspective, that thing you neglected, I get it You wana be a big deal... Next jimi hendrix? forget it

Man it's not like that

Man it's just like that I'm inside you you twat

Nah it's not man your wrong, when I write I belong

Let me break the fourth wall by acknowledging this song Ren sits down, Has a stroke of genius, He wants to write a song that was not done previous A battle with his subconscious... Eminem did it

Played on guitar

Plan B did it Man your not original you criminal, rip off artist, The pinnacle of your success is stealing other people's material Ren mate we've heard it all before Ohh "she sell sea shells on the sea shore"

Fuck you I don't need you, I don't need to hear this, Cause I'm fine by myself, I'm a genius! And I will be great, and I will make waves And I'll shake up the whole world beneath us

That's right speak your truth, Your fucking god complex leaks out of you It's refreshing to actually hear you say it! In stead of down play it... "Oh the music Is all about the creative process And if people can find something to relate to Within that then that's just a bonus"

Fuck you ima fucking kill you Ren

Well fucking kill me then Let's fucking have you Ren

I'm a do it, watch me prove it, who are you to doubt my music? 'Cause I call the shots I choose if you die Yeah I call the shots and so i who choose who survives I'll tie you up in knots then I'll lock you inside

News flash... I was created at the dawn of creation, I am temptation I am the snake in Eden, I am the reason for treason Beheading all Kings, I am sin with no rhyme or reason, Sun of the morning, Lucifer, Antichrist, father of lies, Mestophilies, Truth in a blender, Deceitful pretender, The Banished avenger, The righteous surrender When standing in-front of my solar eclipse, My name it is stitched to your lips so see I won't bow to the will of a mortal, feeble and normal You wana kill me? I'm enteral, immortal I live in every decision that catalysed chaos That causes division I live inside death, the beginning of ends I am you, you are me, I am you Ren

Hi Ren... I've been taking some time to be distant, I've been taking some time to be still I've been taking some time to be by myself And I've spent half my life ill But just as sure as the tide start turning Just as sure as the night has dawn Just as sure as rain fall soon runs dry When you stand in the eye of the storm

I was made to be tested and twisted I was made to be broken and beat And you know me my will is eternal And you know me you've met Me before Face to with a beast I will rise from the east And I'll settle on the ocean floor And I go by many names also Some people know me as hope Some people know me as the voice that you hear When u loosen the noose on the rope And you know how I know how I know that I'll prosper? Because I stand here beside you today I have stood in the flames that cremated my brain And I didn't once flinch or shake So cower at the man I've become When I sing from the top of my lungs That I won't retire I'll stand in your fire Inspire the weak to be strong And when I am gone I will rise In the music that I left behind Ferocious persistent, immortal like you We're a coin with two different sides

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acemapleeh · 2 years ago

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The Fog of the North End of the World

Summary: Alfred and Matthew were supposed to go out on a pleasant kayak ride off the coast of Vancouver Island. When the fog rolls in, a reminder is placed on where they stand between humanity and the supernatural. This was written as my contribution to the Together in Unity: HWS NA Brothers Zine. Characters: America, Canada Word Count: 1988 Warnings: Some Disturbing Imagery Read on ao3

Mid-June 1993, Cadboro Bay, British Columbia, Canada

“I thought you checked the weather reports before we came out here.”

“And I did.”

“And you didn’t think it was important to tell me fog was in the forecast?”

“I didn’t think it would be this bad!”

Matt groaned and the only reason Alfred could see his brother throw his head back, face buried in his hands, was because their kayaks were pressed together, some rope keeping Matthew from drifting away. The fog had rolled in quick, thick as cotton, and completely blanketed the harbor. They were in Matt’s waters and his deck compass said they were facing west, but the harbor was full of other vessels much larger than them. Going back to shore in these conditions would be a long, tedious task even with six flares and proper navigation tools.

Alfred yawned and stretched his arms back. “You know Mattie, I’m starting to believe this so-called ‘Caddy’ doesn’t exist, or if it does, it’s long swum out to sea by now anyway.”

“Well, it won’t be the first time we’ve come out here for nothing,” said Matthew agreeably. “There were just so many reports recently. A baby was released in the San Juan Islands not that long ago and I’m thinking that’s what people are spotting up here.”

“Since when did you care about this kind of stuff? You sound like the old man,” he snarked. Then, as if reciting from a script, he continued. “There have been a number of sightings of an unknown creature off the shores of Vancouver Island, large bones spotted on the beaches, a few alarming and terrifying photographs have been submitted to us- enticing the like of cryptozoologists across the country.”

Matt had always been able to see the creatures lurking past the thin veil of the supernatural. It hardly affected his day-to-day life, not nearly giving them the same time of day as Arthur would. Alfred had all but blocked that ability since he was still unbreeched. “Why do I get the feeling you’re not taking any of this seriously?”

“Do you really want me to answer that?”

Matt let out another groan and began untying the rope between them. “We should start heading back, it’ll be dark on top of this fog if we don’t get moving,” Matt proposed, pushing himself in the direction of home. “I’m sorry for wasting your time, Al. I was sure we would find something.”

“No biggie. Dunno why you even bothered inviting me to help you.” Alfred rolled his eyes. “I don’t know what you ever expect to find out here other than trees bro.”

“I don’t know, just, didn’t want to be out here alone I guess.”

“Remember the last time you asked for my help trying to track Bigfoot?”

“Yes, all you did was bring a case of beer up and make unseemly ape noises and nearly got yourself shot by a hunter.”

The two paddled on, chattering quietly together, Alfred eager to get off the water and get back to Matt’s place in Victoria. Some mist had settled in fully, dampening his hair and chilling the back of his neck. Their thermoses had gone cold and empty by now; a bowl of clam chowder and hot coffee felt like the only things in the world that could warm him up.

Along the mild waters, they traversed and as more time passed, Alfred became increasingly aware that they hadn’t come across a single boat or even other kayakers. They hadn’t even spotted the glimmering lights of the harbor.

He was about to ask Matt what the deal was when something began to take shape in the fog.

A pine forest loomed above the water though Alfred’s eyes struggled to focus on the trees, a part of him believed that it was something other than the fog that prevented him from seeing what was before him. Waves lapped gently and invitingly on the shore and in the distance, there was the eerie and haunting call of a loon.

Matthew was mouthing something to himself and repeatedly tapped his compass. There was no way they could be in the Haro Straight, which was east of where they were supposed to be going, and none of the islands in that direction looked like this.

“Hey… Matt? Where are we exactly?”

Matthew didn’t answer but gave Alfred that strange, tilted owl-like expression that said he should know exactly where they were, before shoving himself toward the shore.

Alfred stared at the paddle in his hands for a moment before putting the end of it in the water and pushed back, moving forward just behind his brother.

Something in his throat prevented him from calling out Matt’s name.

Instead.

A quiet breath of cold air through chapped lips.

The water seemingly guided his kayak to shore by some unseen, subtle force.

They pulled up on the beach in silence, the pebbles crunching under their kayaks and the summer water bit like frost at Alfred’s ankles.

As they stepped ashore, there was a shadow in the fog, a shape with edges out of focus and fuzzy.

Something foreboding and wrong.

He could feel his father’s hand on his shoulder pulling him away, begging him to return to the sea.

Frozen in his spot, Alfred held his breath but Matthew was no longer beside him.

Turning back, he saw the fog coming in, beginning to swallow the pebbly beach and driftwood that stretched a mile long.

The fog felt thicker than before, curling and reaching, and the forms of drowned spirits took shape.

A chill from his youth tenderly caressed his cheek and Alfred bolted to the tree line.

It was instantly dark but somehow, a trail was found.

A park trail.

The wooden sign was labeled in a language he didn’t understand.

The trees creaked and groaned.

There was no wind.

Alfred looked down to his feet as he walked forward along the winding path, acutely aware that something was watching him.

Squashed Saskatoon berries lay scattered like fallen soldiers of the Great War.

He quickened his pace, only briefly eyeing the oddities that attempted to enter his field of vision.

The only one he focused on and approached was one that was this tall and lanky thing with eyes that sometimes seemed too sunken in and large for its face.

“Matthew. Hey man, talk to me. What the hell is-”

But there was that look in Matthew's eyes, the one that told Alfred he was meant to be somewhere very far away. The look that said that he was Canada above Matthew and that he, alone, was this land. A land inhabited by creatures more ancient than they could fathom that Alfred could only just barely make out in the reflection of his brother's glasses.

A look that said that they were more like them.

A feeling that crept inside them all but one that Matthew was more than accepting of letting take over.

Matt’s desperate need of a haircut curls spilled over the collar of his brightly colored windbreaker that, somehow, looked wrong on him and he must have felt the same.

Matthew’s jacket fell softly onto the leaves at his feet; his backpack was already there.

He quickly snagged Matt's hand before it could reach for anything else.

Even he couldn't always brush off the feeling the trees of Cascadia gave him. It was a blurry portion of their borders even with the six-meter divide between their forests. The further up North he went, the deeper into Canada he got until it was impossible to tell the difference. In the dense fog and even denser foliage, it was all too easy to lose yourself.

Pine needles fell like rain but the source of the shaking trees was still unknown.

But what concerned Alfred most was as he watched them fall, they never quite hit the floor. They were falling onto something, creating a shape in between a pair of burnt trees.

He tried to let his eyes glaze over it, to wait until it was on its way.

The shape of a bear began to take form.

Alfred was about ready to shove Matt back and pull out one of the flares from his pack when his brother tightened his hold, pulling Alfred back a step and telling him to stay quiet.

A scream stuck in his throat when he felt wet tentacles grab hold of his neck and there was a sudden weight on his shoulder. Matt kept his grip steady and soon the feeling was gone.

Alfred closed his eyes, willing whatever place Matthew had led them to was nothing more than a joke or bad dream. He was still in bed, they hadn’t gone out on their trip yet, he was waiting for the delicious smell of his brother’s pancakes and peameal bacon to rouse him from bed to start the day.

Something breathed on his arm.

Alfred jerked his hand from Matt’s hold and turned to face him, glaring. “Okay Mattie, this is all super funny. Har har, good one. You got me. Let’s bounce already, yeah? I’ve had more than enough spooks. It’s not even October man.” He took a step away and rubbed his eyes, hoping his normally unseen world would return.

“Alfred, I’m sorry I-”

“Eat my shorts dickweed! I’m going home!”

The worn path was found once more and along with it, the smell of a cooking fire lead him away from the sorry excuse for a joke Matt had set up.

Seeing that humble cabin built with red cedar bark was such a reliving site that Alfred hardly paid any mind to the blood-red smoke puffing steadily out of the chimney. Two women paused in their daily chores as he approached, the closer one smiling at Alfred from ear to ear. “Are you lost young man?” she called sweetly; her clothes matched the home behind her.

He was about to go into the details of how his brother got them both lost when the second woman stepped out from behind the sheet that had been hung to dry.

Her face was all bone and skulls were attached to her belt.

Alfred found his scream just as Matthew appeared at his side, yanking on his arm, encouraging him to run.

“Come and devour them,” the inviting woman commanded.

“Eat, eat, eat,” Alfred could hear being called from snapping mouths, leaves crunching in step with their own in chase.

Matthew wouldn’t let him turn to face whatever the source was.

His ears picked up the fluttering of massive bird wings and the cries of a starving raven, Matt’s encouraging voice only just loud enough to be heard above them.

Branches cut their cheeks as they ran from the trees, soon they were skittering on the pebbled beach, fumbling back inside their kayaks.

Alfred eyed Matt carefully as the fog swallowed them up once more, fearing the feral part of him that lurked just under the surface- even if this particular trip had only been an elaborate joke.

The forests of the North were made of death, regardless, the smell of decay was hidden in the rain and pine.

Even when they’re miles away, back into a new and modern stretch of water, forest, and fog, the lure of the unknown never truly faded.

“We’re not so different from them Alfred,” Matt said quietly as they tied their kayaks to the roof of his car. “I know you try and forget that.”

Alfred secured the knot tightly, the rope burning his palm. “And you remember it a little too often.”

He wouldn’t admit to the depths of his fears.

It wasn’t just the creatures that haunted humanity that unnerved his very core.

It was the fact that Matthew was right.

He caught his reflection in the side mirror.

His eyes really were too blue to be human.

No wonder he had been tried as a witch.

#hws america #hws canada #hetalia #writing #ace writes

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thedragonscratch · 4 months ago

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Hi there Ren, it's been a little while, did you miss me?

You thought you'd buried me, didn't you? Risky

'Cause I always come back, deep down, you know that

Deep down, you know I'm always in the periphery

Ren, aren't you pleased to see me?

It's been weeks since we spoke bro, I know you need me

You're the sheep, I'm the shepherd, not your place to lead me

Not your place to be biting off the hand that feeds me

Hi Ren, I've been taking some time to be distant

I've been taking some time to be still

I've been taking some time to be by myself

Since my therapist told me I'm ill

And I've been making some progress lately

And I've learnt some new coping skills

So I haven't really needed you much, man

I think we need to just step back and chill

Ren, you sound more insane than I do

You think that those doctors are really there to guide you?

You've been through this a million times

Your civilian mind is so perfect at always being lied to

Okay, take another pill boy

Drown yourself in the sound of white noise

Follow this ten-step program, rejoice

All your problems will be gone! Fuckin' dumb boy

Nah, mate, this time it's different, man, trust me

I feel like things might be falling in place

And my music's been kinda doing bits too

Like I actually might do something great

And when I'm gone, maybe I'll be remembered

For doing something special with myself

That's why I don't think that we should talk, man

'Cause when you're with me, it never seems to help

You think that you can amputate me?

I am you, you are me, you are I, I am we

We are one, split in two that makes one, so you see

You got to kill you if you wanna kill me

I'm not left over dinner, I'm not scraps on the side

Oh, your music is thriving? Delusional guy

Where's your top ten hit? Where's your interview with Oprah?

Where are your Grammies, Ren? Nowhere!

Yeah but, my music's not commercial like that

I never chased numbers, statistics or stats

I never write hooks for the radio, they never even play me

So why would I concern myself with that?

But my music is really connecting

And the people who find it, respect it

And for me, that's enough 'cause this life's been tough

So it gives me a purpose I can rest in

Man, you sound so pretentious

Ren, your music is so self-centred

No one wants to hear another song about

How much you hate yourself, trust me

You should be so lucky, having me inside you to guide you

Remind you to manage expectations

Provide you perspective, that thing you neglected, I get it

You wanna be a big deal, next Jimi Hendrix? Forget it

Man, it's not like that

Man it's just like that, I'm inside you, you twat

No, it's not man, you're wrong, when I write, I belong

Let me break the fourth wall by acknowledging this song

Ren sits down, has a stroke of genius

He wants to write a song that was not done previous

A battle with his subconscious, Eminem did it

Played on guitar, Plan B did it

Man, you're not original, you criminal, rip-off artist

The pinnacle of your success is stealing other people's material

Ren, mate, we've heard it all before

Uh, "she sells seashells on the sea shore"

Fuck you, I don't need you, I don't need to hear this

'Cause I'm fine by myself, I'ma genius

And I will be great, and I will make waves

And I'll shake up the whole world beneath us

That's right, speak your truth, your fuckin' God complex leaks out of you

It's refreshing to actually hear you say it instead of downplay it

"Ugh, music Is all about the creative process and if people can find

Something to relate to within that, then that's just a bonus"

Fuck you, I'ma fuckin' kill you, Ren

Well fuckin' kill me then, let's fuckin' have you Ren

I'm a do it, watch me prove it, who are you to doubt my music?

'Cause I call the shots. I choose if you die

Yeah, I call the shots, and so I who choose who survives

I'll tie you up in knots when I'll lock you inside

News flash

I was created at the dawn of creation

I am temptation, I am the snake in Eden

I am the reason for treason, beheading all Kings

I am sin with no rhyme or reason

Sun of the morning, Lucifer, antichrist

Father of lies, Mestophilies

Truth in a blender, deceitful pretender

The banished avenger, the righteous surrender

When standing in-front of my solar eclipse

My name it is stitched to your lips, so, you see

I won't bow to the will of a mortal, feeble and normal

You wanna kill me? I'm enteral, immortal

I live in every decision that catalysed chaos

That causes division

I live inside death, the beginning of ends

I am you, you are me, I am you, Ren

Hi Ren, I've been taking some time to be distant

I've been taking some time to be still

I've been taking some time to be by myself

And I've spent half my life ill

But just as sure as the tide starts turning

Just as sure as the night has dawn

Just as sure as rainfall soon runs dry

When you stand in an eye of the storm

I was made to be tested and twisted

I was made to be broken and beat

I was made by His hand, it's all part of His plan

That I stand on my own two feet

And you know me, my will is eternal

And you know me, you've met me before

Face to with a beast, I will rise from the east

And I'll settle on the ocean floor

And I go by many names also

Some people know me as "hope"

Some people know me as the voice that you hear

When you loosen the noose on the rope

And you know how I know how I know that I'll prosper?

'Cause I stand here beside you today

I have stood in the flames that cremated my brain

And I didn't once flinch or shake

So cower at the man I've become, when I sing from the top of my lungs

That I won't retire, I'll stand in your fire, inspire the weak to be strong

And when I am gone, I will rise, in the music that I left behind

Ferocious persistent, immortal like you, we're a coin with two different sides

When I was 17 years old, I shouted out into an empty room

Into a blank canvas, that I would defeat the forces of evil

And for the next 10 years of my life, I suffered the consequences

With autoimmunity, illness, and psychosis

As I got older, I realised that there were no real winners

And there were no real losers in physiological warfare

But there were victims and there were students

It wasn't David versus Goliath, it was a pendulum

Eternally swayin' from the dark to the light

And the more intensely that the light shone, the darker the shadow it cast

It was never really a battle for me to win, it was an eternal dance

And like a dance, the more rigid I became, the harder it got

The more I cursed my clumsy footsteps, the more I struggled

So I got older and I learned to relax

And I learned to soften and that dance got easier

It is this eternal dance that separates human beings

From angels, from demons, from gods

And I must not forget, we must not forget

That we are human beings

#Ren #mental health #hi ren #music

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octospace · 2 years ago

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I just restart Horizon Zero Dawn after playing the Burning Shores DLC and for real, Seyka it’s the healthiest person to meet Aloy. All the Avad thing it’s just so weird and bizarre he just finds out his love interest (Ersa) is dead and two dialogs later is asking Aloy to stay in Meridiana, like bro just chill

#horizon forbidden west #horizon zero dawn

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Surviving is one thing but befriending the alt girls? Now thats thriving congrats on the friend acquisition. Oh yeah absolutely thats super cool of your mom. To be so chill. More parents should aspire to be so chill. Birds are just chill dudes who exist & you can see them & its great. Fuck gulls though. They're nice to look at but will be bastards if you have food in some places. Ive been trying to learn german here & there and it is. Something. Mood but for english. Who needs grammer rules fuck em. I dont know polish so i definitely cant say. You probably mentioned it that sounds familiar but dang. Well it at least wont be as bad? My joke answer is gay sex would be less gay than whatever bronya/seele & march/stelle have goin on. My serious answer is that but also that was really well paced & written. Svarog my bro. Love him. Cocolia confrontation had killer music & the interaction with preservation was cool too. Love fire stelle abilities. Mobile is tough but just gotta fuck it we ball through it. Ill definitely have to add rain world to my list. Dredge is like. Lovecraftian horror fishing sim. Its really neat. River city girls is a simple beat em up adventure game where you fight through town doin little quests on your way through the main one. Real fun easy controls & the soundtrack is real good. Please do id love to hear your exploits. Yeah i have work a lot & so does she plus her kids so i dont talk to mine much either. Im getting to the point in star rail where i am catching up like genshin so ill probably log in less on that too unless more story happens or an event catches my eye. After next planet story anyways. Im not far enough in simulated universe to do swarm disaster sadly. Just gotta. Level them characters as usual. Ps5 star rail gave me gepard which he's good but like. I want bronya

YEAH ITS GREAT and thank you!! we have different groups this year and im very happy ab this bc most of the popular girls im scared of that i shared a group with last year are in the other one now. so im chillen. yeah shes VERY epic hehehehe!!!!! love her. YEAH frfr i agree.... ab the gulls as well i almost got Physically Attacked by one when i was on a trip on an island near alicante cos i was hanging out in the sea and went towards a small island not far away from the shore. not knowing there was a gull nest on it. but i took the hint when one started Screaming at me like halfway through. god i am scared of these things. theyre cool but from a safe distance. and ahhh good luck with learning german!! i took 4 years of it in primary school and still dont know a thing. but its a very charming language so maybe when i get a solid hang of spanish, ill revisit it. tho it Is funny to joke with my friends ab how i didnt allow ppl to germanize me. german was mandatory under the nazi occupation and theres this one patriotic song with the lines "nie będzie niemiec pluł nam w twarz / ni dzieci nam germanił" [the german will not spit in our face / nor germanize our children] but these days its often used for jokes ab having to learn the language. and yeah i suppose thats true!! it is what it is. anyway. YEAH i actually agree with both the joking and serious part andkfnjjb ESPECIALLY the cocolia boss fight. GOD that was cool. i honestly dont use fire trailblazer abilities that much but yes she does come in handy. good luck with surviving on mobile o7 also keep me updated if you do end up playing it!!!!!! its unbelievably hard but like. in a good way. OOH BOTH OF THESE SOUND VERY FUN!! speaking of which i have so many games i wanna play..... but i literally just spent around 200zł [a bit under 46 dollars] two days ago [wait im gonna tell you how in a second]. which actually connects to dye update: i redid my hair since it washed off pretty quickly [but ah i look so nice in red] for the very event i ended up spending way too much money on. and yeah fair rn im actually going onto genshin more often than star rail bc the fontaine exploration + catching up on sumeru exploration is just. So fun. havent played swarm disaster yet either...... no time...... i have a Lot of stuff to do for school recently. its been like what. 2 weeks. and we already finished the first chapter from history and were gonna have an exam soon. which im Dreading btw bc for some reason i went for extended history in school despite being physically unable to remember dates. but hey at least extended geography is easy [so far]. so fuck it we ball. anyway ah congrats on getting gepard!!! hes pretty overpowered yeah but i want bronya as well [i say barely ever logging into the game]. which is pretty funny bc i already got 3 5* things on standard in star rail while being like 150 pulls in and they were two claras and GEPARDS LIGHTCONE. which i cant even use on march since i run her in clara teams in which i need the taunt on clara. Lol. but whatever. ANYWAY ABOUT THE EVENT uhhh you Might recall that i went to like a. con-adjacent thing last year. its actually just mainly for buying merch but a Lot of people go in cosplays. anyway i went this year as well and got a bunch of prints [of focalors, fischl, signora, silver wolf, kafka, and miku], and some other stuff [charms of himeko starrail, silver wolf, and kafka, as well as bronya honkaiimpact3rd and kafka pins]. and a very cute choker. so YEAH for the sheer amount of stuff i got id say its a very good price but i still feel bad ab spending so much money in one go sjdkgkgjh

#but oh well!! a small price to pay for my anime niunie #asks #pen pals

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menemennpastirma · 2 years ago

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Ren - Hi Ren

Lyrics: [Intro] Ooooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooooh Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooooh Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooooh Ooooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooooh Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooooh Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooooh

[Verse 1] Hi there Ren It's been a little while Did you miss me? You thought you’d buried me, didn't you? Risky… 'Cause I always come back Deep down you know that Deep down you know I'm always in periphery Ren, aren't you pleased to see me? It's been weeks since we spoke, bro, I know you need me You’re the sheep, I'm the shepherd Not your place to lead me Not your place to be biting off the hand that feeds me Hi Ren, I’ve been taking some time to be distant I’ve been taking some time to be still I'vе been taking some time to be by mysеlf since my therapist told me I'm ill And I've been making some progress lately, and I've learnt some new coping skills So I haven't really needed you much, man I think we need to just step back and chill Ren, you sound more insane than I do You think that those doctors are really there to guide you? Been through this a million times Your civilian mind is so perfect at always being lied to Okay, take another pill, boy! Drown yourself in the sound of white noise Follow this ten-step program, rejoice! All your problems will be gone! Fucking dumb boy Nah, mate, this time it's different man, trust me I feel like things might be falling in place And my music's been kinda doing bits too Like I actually might do something great And when I'm gone, maybe I'll be remembered For doing something special with myself That's why I don't think that we should talk, man 'Cause when you're with me, it never seems to help You think that you can amputate me? I am you, you are me, you are I, I am we We are one, split in two, that makes one, so you see: You got to kill you if you wanna kill me I'm not left over dinner, I’m not scraps on the side Oh, your music is thriving? Delusional guy! Where's your top ten hit? Where's your interview with Oprah? Where are your Grammy's Ren? Nowhere! Yeah, but, my music's not commercial like that I never chased numbers, statistics or stats I never write hooks for the radio They never even play me, so why would I concern myself with that? But my music is really connecting And the people who find it respect it And for me, that's enough ‘Cause this life's been tough so it gives me a purpose I can rest in Man, you sound so pretentious! Ren, your music is so self-centered No one wants to hear another song about how much you hate yourself, trust me You should be so lucky, having me inside you to guide you, remind you to manage expectations Provide you perspective, that thing you neglected, I get it You wanna be a big deal, next Jimi Hendrix? Forget it Man, it's not like that Man, it's just like that, I'm inside you, you twat! No, it's not, man you're wrong, when I write I belong Let me break the fourth wall by acknowledging this song: Ren sits down, has a stroke of genius He wants to write a song that was not done previous A battle with his subconscious, Eminem did it Played on guitar? Plan B did it! Man you're not original, you criminal, rip-off artist The pinnacle of your success is stealing other people's material Ren, mate, we've heard it all before Oh, "She sells seashells on the sea shore" Fuck you! I don't need you, I don't need to hear this 'Cause I'm fine by myself, I'm a genius! And I will be great, and I will make waves, and I'll shake up the whole world beneath us That's right, speak your truth! Your fucking god complex leaks out of you It's refreshing to actually hear you say it! Instead of downplay it “Ugh, music is all about the creative process and if people can find something to relate to within that, then that's just a bonus” Fuck you! I'ma fucking kill you, Ren Well, fucking kill me, then! Let's fucking have you, Ren I'ma do it, watch me prove it, who are you to doubt my music? ‘Cause I call the shots, I choose if you die Yeah, I call the shots and so I choose who survives I'll tie you up in knots when I lock you inside

[Bridge] News flash I was created at the dawn of creation I am temptation I am the snake in Eden I am the reason for treason Beheading all kings, I am sin with no rhyme or reason Sun of the morning, Lucifer, Antichrist Father of lies, Mestophales Truth in a blender, deceitful pretender The banished avenger, the righteous surrender When standing in front of my solar eclipse My name, it is stitched to your lips, so you see I won't bow to the will of a mortal, feeble and normal You wanna kill me? I'm eternal, immortal I live in every decision that catalysed chaos That causes division I live inside death, the beginning of ends I am you, you are me, I am you, Ren!

[Verse 2] Hi Ren, I’ve been taking some time to be distant I’ve been taking some time to be still I’ve been taking some time to be by myself and I've spent half my life ill But just as sure as the tide starts turning Just as sure as the night has dawn Just as sure as the rainfall soon runs dry when you stand in an eye of a storm I was made to be tested and twisted I was made to be broken and beat I was made by His hand, it's all part of His plan that I stand on my own two feet And you know me, my will is eternal And you know me, you've met me before Face to face with a beast, I will rise from the east, and I'll settle on the ocean floor And I go by many names also Some people know me as hope Some people know me as the voice that you hear when you loosen the noose on the rope And you know how I know that I'll prosper? 'Cause I stand here beside you today I have stood in the flames that cremated my brain and I didn't once flinch or shake So cower at the man I've become When I sing from the top of my lungs That I won't retire, I'll stand in your fire Inspire the meek to be strong And when I am gone, I will rise In the music that I left behind Ferocious, persistent, immortal like you We’re a coin with two different sides

You might also like MOTTO NF Sick Boi Ren Screech’s Tale Ren

[Outro] Ooooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooooh Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooooh Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooooh Ooooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooooh Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooooh Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooooh...

[Spoken Outro] When I was seventeen years old, I shouted out into an empty room, into a blank canvas that I would defeat the forces of evil And for the next ten years of my life I suffered the consequences... With autoimmunity illness, and psychosis As I got older, I realized there were no real winners and there were no real losers in psychological warfare But there were victims and there were students It wasn’t David versus Goliath, it was a pendulum Eternally swaying from the dark to the light And the more intensely that the light shone, the darker the shadow it casts It was never really a battle for me to win, it was an eternal dance And like a dance, the more rigid I became, the harder it got The more I cursed my clumsy footsteps, the more I struggled So I got older And I learned to relax, and I learned to soften, and that dance got easier It is this eternal dance that separates human beings from angels, from demons, from gods And I must not forget, we must not forget, that we are human beings

#music #guitar #ren #hiren

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larimar · 2 years ago

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Hi Ren

Man it's not like that

Man it's just like that I'm inside you you twat

Nah it's not man your wrong, when I write I belong

Let me break the fourth wall by acknowledging this song Ren sits down, Has a stroke of genius, He wants to write a song that was not done previous A battle with his subconscious... Eminem did it

Played on guitar

Fuck you I don't need you, I don't need to hear this, Cause I'm fine by myself, I'm a genius! And I will be great, and I will make waves And I'll shake up the whole world beneath us

Fuck you ima fucking kill you Ren

Well fucking kill me then Let's fucking have you Ren

When I was 17 years old I shouted out into an empty room, Into a blank canvas, that I would defeat the forces of evil, And for the next 10 years of my life I suffered the consequences... With Illness, autoimmunity and psychosis

As I got older I realised that there were no real winners Or no real losers in physiological warfare But there were victims and there were students

It wasn't David verses Goliath, it's was a pendulum eternally Swaying between the dark and the light, And the brighter the light shone, the darker the shadow it cast

It was never a battle for me to win, it was an eternal dance, And like a dance, the more rigid I became the harder it got The more I cursed my clumsy footsteps the more i suffered And so I got older and I learned to relax, And I learned to soften, and that dance got easier

It is this eternal waltz that separates human beings From angels, from demons, from gods

And I must not forget, we must not forget, that we are human beings.

Written by: Ren Gill

Album: Hi Ren

Released: 2022

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#Ren #Ren Erin Gill #Welsh #singer songwriter #rapper #poet #producer #multi instrumentalist #independent artist #brilliant #violet's tale

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captainjacklyn · 2 years ago

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Hi! Can I request Octavinelle with s/o that is really good at surfing pls? Thank you! 🙌🏼💕

Thank you for requesting Anon ! I hope you'll find this and be able to enjoy it, so sorry it came out very late.

Pairing(s) : Floyd Leech x reader, Azul Ashengrotto x reader, Jade Leech x reader

Warning(s) : there might be some cursing, few mentions of injury but nothing too extreme, Floyd being a loveable asshole as always. Gender neutral reader !

Octavinelle trio (separately) with an gn!s/o who is good at surfing :

Honestly, he's impressed !

Azul was told about human activities at the beach and I don't doubt that at least one merman or mermaid as been BUNKED by a surf board or boat.

It is said that Azul isn't the most confident swimmer but he can manage in water.

He won't try to learn how to surf with you, as nice as it sounds it isn't easy for someone who isn't all that athletic.

Azul will gladly watch you make amazing jumps on the side or from under the water.

He gets really worried when you fall off your board.

The first time you went into a barrel (wave tunnel) and didn't come out of it in time, which caused you to end up in the water.

You can guess he freaked out seeing your surfing board back on shore but no signs of you with it.

Immediately dives in the water to try and save you.

Turns out you were perfectly fine and he just pouted a little because you made him worry for no reason. And even got him to show up in his merman form so double pout actually.

But who doesn't like a cute squishy octopus ?

Ok. Floyd is having way too much fun.

What type of fun you ask ? SLAMMING YOU OFF THE BOARD TYPE OF FUN !!!

He will mercilessly turn into his eel form just to throw himself from under like a shark.

Being Floyd's s/o includes surviving his squeeze and if you can't handle that then you'll do so much worse with surfing.

He will not hesitate to I n n o c e n t l y turn into a smash bros character to catapult you out of existence.

While trying to keep you alive of course, squeezing a corpse is no fun.

Floyd just thinks it looks fun and will probably try to carelessly try it (proceeds to just laugh every time he falls off), he'll give up at some point and say it's annoying.

*comes back again after 10 minutes of whining*

Most of his attempts fail but at least you won't ever not have a good time. Floyd is just a bundle of joy until he's not.

While drag you under water if you fall off without his help, I hope you know how to hold your breath cause he prefers it UNDER DA SEA-

Oh ! how fun.

You wouldn't mind him pushing you off right ? *murderous smile*

....

r u n.

Anyways, like the other two. He's impressed and will think it looks fun. As long as you're enjoying yourself, he's enjoying himself.

I see Jade as a pretty chill guy (at least on the subject of your activities).

If you have hobbies, good for you ! Jade will love to hear you talk about all the techniques, accomplishments, how long you've done it for and maybe even prizes you won in surfing competitions. He does as well have his own interests although they are incredibly...questionable. What are you doing with those mushrooms-

Like azul, I don't think he'll try to learn surfing. He may give it a few shots but in the end, Jade as a lot more fun watching you enjoy yourself.

But like his brother he also likes it-

🎶 UNDA DA SEAAAAAAAA 🎶

this isn't the best of head canons but I hope you enjoy reading this. Please do not repost my work without permission & credit, thank you !

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Those pills were so worth it I had my first non nightmare today. Not bc it was particularly non horrific but because it simply was a cohesive story that didn't involve childhood memories and trauma.

It did involve, however, little inferno, and a conspiracy regarding the objects you buy to burn down being ACTUALLY alive and unwilling participants. This was being discovered by a scientist woman and I remember this one scene where she sits down defeated and shook to her core about this realization and she looks down at the edge of her bed and she can see two googly eyes shaking, looking at her. In a way it was as if The Joy Of Creation™(this was actually brought up a lot in dream) and Bugsnax where everything is corpses met.

After she realized this horrific truth it cut to me in a... Well it want a beach. There was sand and there were paths but it was a bit of a narrow lake in front of us and like, a mountain or structure behind us. Either way we were chilling watching some guy who was family drive around his speedboat back and forth laughing and we were all just chilling in the water until we heard the guy go "look at that flat boat, FUCKING BRITS" and when i looked up i did see the flat boat (it was more square shaped and wide, idk abour boats tho) but i also saw 5 people standing on the back, one of which was the scientist who i met eyes with before she looked down as if ashamed.

Because they were brittish our family member decided to go sicko on them and a chase in circles ensued that ended pushing us from inside the water to the shore to well into the path, which hurt badly bc we were shoeless and this shit was HOT so we settled to wait under the shadow of the mountain (I sat in a very funny way bc i put my back against the wall and my feet so too sitting on my shins using just a stick for support, basically levitating).

The fight eventually came to a stop and a few people got off the british boat. I climbed it while the rest walked away and started looking at a book that contained pictures of the british passengers. I realized 3 looked identical which amused because, what are the odds? triplets! but then i saw the other two and realized they were ALSO twins and i realized something strange was afoot.

I ran outside looking for my family and saw them being shoved into a little room (shoved is a bit of a stretch; they were still pissed off but doing it willingly and the man putting them inside there didnt look too happy about anything at all bro looked exhausted [i also remember his looks, he was a very dark skinned black man with medium length curly hair tired eyes a bit of a beard and a bright red shirt]). I thought of interrupting them, of getting my family out of there, knowing they'd be turned into objects too if they followed this, and the man just allowed me to just push him and intercept my family but... i didn't see a point to this.

After all I was in part the doctor (we had different bodies but i guess our memories were tied) and for as upset as she was she simply accepted this reality with defeat, and i suppose... so did i. Accepting this as the way things are.

AFTER that dream i had another where i saw my cat Domingo just walk into the house and i was ecstatic and went to pick him up but then vito who was hungry meowed and ripped me out of the dream -_-

#luly talks #my dreams #also someone had my sandals at one point. i was like yaeh they're great but they're broken that's why i dont use them.#like i literally became lucid for a single scene just to get someone to not touch my shit which is objectively hilarious #right i forgot to add that the doctor was tall and lanky with small glasses a long face and wavy dirty blonde hair tied in a pony tail #and white of course. a bit tanned tho.

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m4rgera · 3 years ago

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jackass + cky ★ headcannons

johnny ★

- small age gap, not big probaly like he’s three / five years older. but there’s definitely one tho.

- he’s really busy with work and shit obviously, so when you two do go out on little dates there really sweet.

- he would spoil you so much. just buying you a abundance of handbags and band-tees 24/7.

- you would baby him constantly when he gets injured. he acts like he hates it, but he secretly loves it.

- he doesn’t seem like the kinda guy to show extreme pda but he would definitely just be chillin giving you back hugs all the time.

- he gets kinda embarrassed when you watch old jackass episodes of him (like season one-ish)

- calls you sweetheart and doll for sure.

- super sweet to you but also likes to joke around and mess with you.

- like a couple pranks are pulled here and there.

- he denies it but he will binge jersey shore with you all the time.

- you definitely go thrill seeking with him once in a while, like haunted houses and roller coasters.

- i feel like you would be really close with his family?? like his parents, he just kinda trusts you around them.

- he may not be big on cuddling and affection but movie nights are a must have with you two.

- “it’s not even bleeding that much, i’ll be fine, i promise.”

chris ★

- super sweet to you! you definitely go on weekly dates that are super cheesy but romantic.

- calls you baby or angel (:

- takes time out of work or filming to spend time with you.

- just small things like taking a walk around set, or grabbing a quick snack before jeffs on his ass about filming.

- loves to cuddle for sure, he gives off little spoon vibes but i honestly don’t think he is.

- he isn’t afraid of pda but it isn’t anything too graphic. like a kiss once in a while or a hand around your waist.

- in private it’s completely different tho. he is very touchy, whether it be just holding your hand or playing with your hair he’s always got his hands on you.

- you two for sure have a dog or two and call it your child lol

- your relationship definitely seems just very wholesome and innocent (not saying it is tho lmao)

- little bit protective, not in a harmful way he just doesn’t want you to get hurt. sometimes you wanna try out a stunt and he talks you out of it.

- he just hates seeing you hurt ):

- he definitely makes you laugh all the time! your relationship is just full of laughs and jokes.

- “you know, paintballs don’t feel nice. they hurt, and I don’t want you to get pelted with them either.”

dave ★

- you two are super chill with each other and your personality’s just go along so well no matter what.

- doesn’t seem very affectionate but he definitely is. he’ll compliment you on everything or anything he can.

- you guys don’t go out for dates a lot, but you have little at home dates. like movie nights or nice homemade dinners.

- you like watching him do stuff he loves, whether it be stunts or snowboarding if it puts a smile on his face it makes you smile.

- likes to get you random stuff that reminds him of you. like a cd of a band you like or a wildflower that was your favorite color.

- he loves seeing you try to do stunts, he thinks it’s hilarious. until you get hurt, then it’s definitely not funny.

- your not the best at skateboarding, but he definitely loves to see you try.

- babe or hun/honey.

- ok, now for the whole shitting talent. I don’t think it’s the first thing he’d tell you when you start dating, but once you start going on set for jackass you just kinda figure out. im gonna say it wouldn’t bother you and you find it kinda amusing actually.

- you love to baby him in like a jokingly way. unlike with johnny when your unknowingly babying him with dave you would do it to kinda annoy him.

- you’d be good friends with the other cky/jackass guys too.

- whenever you stay in hotels with the guys you encourage them to misbehave and he hates it, although sometimes he’s the one causing trouble lol.

- you basically are just best friends who are dating.

- “bro you just ate shit! but actually are you ok? you hit your head pretty hard.”

ehren ★

- calls you pretty girl or honey definitely

- fucking with him constantly. just always pranking him or teasing him.

- no too big on pda, maybe when he’s drunk but definitely not sober.

- hid your relationship for the longest time. you weren’t friends with anyone else (besides ehren ofc) so it was a few months before anyone figured out.

- going on hikes or walks in the winter all the time!!

- going out with the guys a lot, not really like a double date but kinda lol. just going to bars and restaurants a whole bunch.

- your never really on set when any of his injury’s happen, but your always expecting a phone call for one.

- you just don’t like being on set, it’s kind of intimidating if your being honest.

- you were so close to punching the shit out of tremaine after they pulled ehrens tooth.

- over time I think you would develop a friendship with dave just cuz ehrens pretty close with him.

- you love to draw, and he loves to watch you draw even more <3

- telling you stories about failed stunts or stunts that ended horribly.

- you would never wanna try any of the shit he does. its one of the reasons your never on set, it terrifies you.

- “it’s not even that bad, look honey it’s only a broken rib!”

steveo ★

- before he was clean you definitely had smoke seshs together.

- keeping him out of trouble constantly. if it weren’t for you he would have snapped at his neighbor a long time go.

- giving eachother super shitty half-assed tattoos.

- very public relationship but it isn’t toxic or anything. doesn’t really effect your relationship.

- watching cartoons while absolutely stoned.

- baking together, but not like nice baking. like shitty box cake mix that you both end up over cooking.

- trying to talk him out of doing some of the more questionable stunts.

- tremaine fucking hates you for it too. you definitely aren’t allowed on set too many times.

- just cause you keep him out of trouble doesn’t mean you still don’t have fun with him. there’s definitely been a couple situations where cops were called to a restaurant cause of shit yall we’re doing.

- you tried to pierce his ears once with a ice cube and safety pin. didn’t end well.

- your relationship was very fast moving and you moved in with each other after only a month of dating.

- sometimes you’ll get markers and color in his tattoos just for fun.

- calls you babe or princess for sureee.

- “wasn’t our fault we got kicked out, babe, they just didn’t know what a good time was.”

ryan ★

- I know everyone says this, but he definitely calls you darling. it just suits him so well.

- like chris, he always has his hands on you. even in public he’s always holding your hand, arm around your waist, hand on your thigh, etc.

- so fucking sweet to you. always buying you little gifts.

- actually will shower before seeing you, but sometimes he doesn’t bother.

- fucking with bam 24/7

- you act like a teenage couple that was lovestruck. this includes sneaking away from the guys to go make out or lying about your relationship for a while.

- ryan loves seeing you try stunts, he thinks it’s hilarious. the part where you get injured, not so much.

- farther into your relationship you would definitely move into a apartment with eachother. it would have been at least 9 months into you guys dating tho.

- your relationship started up very fast but was slow paced if that makes sense. you only went on a couple dates before you finally referred to each other as partners but it took you a while to grow used to it.

- going on little library dates that end in you getting kicked out for laughing too loud.

- giving him tons of ideas for new tattoos, just little doodles you’ve done that you think would look cool.

- he loves hearing you talk about your hobbies or interests, he could listen for hours on hours.

- tremaine has officially banned you from set for distracting ryan.

- even tho you hid your relationship for a while literally every one knew you were dating. the heart eyes he gave you was a dead giveaway.

- “go tackle bam right now and I’ll take a shower tonight.”

bam ★

- omg he for sure calls you baby girl or just babe.

- always skating together. even if your not the best at it he loves seeing you try.

- your on set all the time. you love trying stunts with the guys, it’s fun and bam loves doing it with you.

- moved in with you super early in the relationship. you clicked early on and just got along really quickly.

- he would get super fucking shy around you before you started dating. every one knew he liked you but he kept denying it.

- you call him adorable and he hates it, sometimes he kinda like it tho.

- the amount of times april has yelled at you two for making a mess or too much noise….

- neck kisses all the time! he is not afraid of pda whatsoever

- always buying you stuff, he can’t go anywhere without bringing something back for you.

- even if you don’t like the same music you’ll always go to concerts with him for his favorite bands.

- dunn is just always with you guys. pretends to gag anytime bam hugs or kisses you.

- like steveo you guys have a very public relationship. you hate it- bam loves it.

- always telling you about every little detail of his day.

- mf is a little spoon you cannot tell me otherwise.

- “babe, you will not believe what the fuck dico did today.”

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