#just take me

[madamestephanie]

Aaaah Pinterest finna kill me today 😩😩🫦💦 Yess sirrr ❤️

[mrshesh]

call me crazy, but i think im in love with zombie ghost

i’d gladly let him take a bite (i’d beg him to chomp my head off)

[luvrxbunny]

something about perverts just

[hufflepotato-18]

I WOULD’VE FOLDED

[emlovslennon]

okay but hear me our-

imagine john is insecure about his weight at the beach and you take him inside your shared hotel room and ride him and tell him how beautiful and sexy he is and how proud you are to belong to him <33 and him calling you his good girl and leaves hickeys all over your body :)

oh, if only.

[felrend]

He’s so pretty in the sun…and covered in blood

[starlightiing]

guys there was a bug

there was a bug my cat was chasing and i dont know where it went idk what it was and idk where it went i just spent the last 30 mins ripping apart that entire corner of my livingroom and now i think i might just disappear into dust how am i ever supposed to be a human person knowing theres a BUG SOMEWHERE

[satellitelh]

he ages like fine wine 🥵

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price - Confessions of an Opium Eater; aka Souls for Sale (1962)

[madamestephanie]

🌺OMG can we just-

🎤Ladies and gentlemen,

✨HIM.✨

Let us pause for a minute from our busy day, and just bless our eyes with this man's gorgeous being. Just take him in.

Look at those luscious locks, those lips, that pose... 🫠🫠

Those eyes are to die for.

[I came twice just making this post 🥴 Alright, random Severus appreciation segment over, have a nice day everyone!] 💕

[chet-ho7mgren]

I love this ad simply because the very last clip makes it look like I’m about to hug him 😍

[notevenanna]

this gif is all i can think about. this gif is my sexuality. i am not bi anymore. this gif is what i cannot stop staring at.

[anchaaaaaan]

Me when I watched Chainsaw Man: DENJI DENJI DENJI

When I watched Toilet-bound Hanako-kun a week later: KŌ KŌ KŌ

Me, now that I'm back on my regular bullshit: HWOARANG HWOARANG HWOARANG

[inkskinned]

please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!

do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!

[babygirl1841]

When the argument you’ve had is winding down and your anxiety/annoyance/sadness turns into the biggest need to fuck him. To be the most submissive you’ve ever been and just beg him to take you, fuck you, spank you, fill you with cum, let you cum on his cock and tell you ”good girl, now go to sleep”. Oh. My. God.

[runawaymarbles]

The midjourney stuff just reminds of when we were trying to find a new platform to host the ao3 donation form, and companies kept trying to tell me about all their "ai" features that would track donor engagement, and figure out the optimal pattern to email individual donors asking for follow up donations, and all the ways they suggest we manipulate people into staying on our websites. It was a great way to filter out who either wasn't listening to us when we described our ethics and donor base, or just didn't believe us.

Now granted ao3 is a unique case based on a) the amount of page views we get in any given time period and b) the fact that most donors absolutely do Not want to be identified as such anywhere, (the default "list of recent donors" module got nuked Immediately) but it surprised me some that the concept of "donors who value their privacy and would be furious at even the whiff of AI" is unique. Some of us really are just existing in different worlds.