#just take a bite man
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Y'all ever think about He xuan staring at Shi qingxuan and contemplating eating him ..... like literally just taking a bite out of him to check if he taste as good as he smells. Then just looking away when Sqx looks his way.... because he doesn't need to eat him immediately, he can always just take a bite later.
#just take a bite man#he'll like it#i promise#he is totally into that shit#hua cheng#hualian#tgcf#tgcf xie lian#mxtx memes#feng xin#he xuan#shi qingxuan#shi wudi#tgcf san lang#beefleaf
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#Saw a man bite straight through a chicken bone on YouTube.#I was gripped. In awe.#A jaw strength rivaled only by - I thought to myself - Present Mic#can't even remember how I got onto the video but it's stuck with me ever since#he had a captivating positive vibe. I would enjoy a meal with him. The chicken looked a little underdone though#bnha#mha#shouta aizawa#hizashi yamada#present mic#bnha comic#not even technically a comic this bad boy is two slides#always thinking about the rooftop gang naming Sushi like 'whats everyones favourite food?'#and Yamada says 'fried chicken' like that would be the best name for a cat- actually. you know what. that is a pretty good name for a cat#Might call my next tarantula Fried Chicken. Who knows?#Edited the last panel to take out the speech bubble cause it looked like I was implying it was weird to eat bone marrow#But I meant the entire bone itself like the crunchy bit#But apparently they do that in some places so I thought that it might come across as a bit insensitive and I didnt wanna get cancelled.#eat bones if you want I would love to eat bones but I'm a coward#It's not really a thing in the UK I don't think. I've never seen anyone do it. I guess we just produce a lot of food waste.#so nobody was going to tell me you could eat bones? I just had to find out myself on Youtube?
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Vanha Kauppahalli date: en full, a 2 minute 50 second masterpiece...
Primetime Panthers | 11.6.24 (x)
#aleksander barkov#matthew tkachuk#florida panthers#2425#the global series is a gift#“alright talk to me what do we got?” with the camera following behind them makes it seems like theyre spies doing reconnaissance#the start to a thriller where they got sent to finland stake out for intelligence#maffhew not even waiting for sasha to answer before hes asks about chocolate#“the purple one you always bring” maffhew has been charmed by sashas leaving choco in stalls as gifts when he comes back from finland huh#you can tell he says that with depravity of a man who finally realises he doesnt need to rely on his supplier he can get it himself now#“uh oh [laughs] okay... what is this?” maffhew was not prepared for all the food to already be ready for him he just hopped off a plane and#expected to have to wait more and did not and absolutely does not trust the situation in the same way you get romantic candlelit-dinnered#and youre like alright whats all this then whats your angle what are you doing#“this is salmon and rye bread 😄” “(with the eagerness to prove hes smart and engaged) so is that 👉” “(charmed) and so is that 🫱”#“ill try your favourite first” GURL RELAX OKAY SETTLE DOWN YOURE IN A NEW COUNTRY JUST CHILL MAN#“salmon and rye bread—thats the famous one 🤓” [sasha nodding along because he has to reassure maffhew but also hes in the middle of eating]#maffhew choosing the most inopportune time and you can TELL sasha is like [swallows quickly] because he wants to answer but also BIG BITE#“herring” “herrin' 🤠?” “eating all this her-RING” no notes#“is this just another salmon on rye bread” he says with hope because he likes salmon but also disappointment (he wants to try more foods)#“different salmon? smoked?” the amount of questions hes askijg because hes so terribly engaged he wants to know and sashas like [shrug]#he has to get an A+ in experiencing finland which is normal to want and possible to achieve#“i still love your country though” and sasha explodes into the mirthful grin ive seen in my life like he just won the damn jackpot#he speaks at 100 mph like please take a deep breath sweetheart youre excitement is papable but PLEASE#THE WAY HE GETS SO UNSURE WHEN HE MENTIONS BARKY HATES THAT FOOD WHEN HE LIKED IT SO MUCH#MAFFHEW YOU CAN GET A PASSING GRADE IN EXPERIENCING FINLAND IF YOU STICK TO YOUR GUNS I PROMISE#SASHA HELP A GUY OUT HERE MAN THROW HIM A BONE#SASHA ONLY LAUGHS AS MAFFHEW THROWS HIMSELF INTO A TIZZY OVER THIS YOU ARE SOOOOOO#the chuckle when sasha mentions he had runebergin torttu in school... id like to know what was funny there#we call out sasha for being too lovesick and laughing at all of maffhews “jokes” BUT HES JUST AS BAD???#“what the hell do i do with this thing?” MAFFHEW HAVE YOU NEVER SEEN MERENGUE IN YOUR LIFE???
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fiver just standing behind wuk lamat looking pissed off during that exchange was so funny. you think you wanna invade the rest of the star, zoraal ja? then you'd best be prepared to face its protector, who has truly had his fill of warmongering idiots with dreams of conquest
#if you want to experience the horrors of war zoraal ja well then fiver would be happy to give you some first hand experience#i'm about as tired of zoraal ja as i am of bakool ja ja#wuk lamat and koana are the only ones i respect#i look forward to kicking lizard ass and so does fiver#if it was up to him he already would have solved the bakool ja ja issue#but he's letting wuk lamat take the lead#bc this is her challenge and he's just here to be her hype man and kill a god if she needs him to#he's on summer vacation but he's also wuk lamat's leashed attack dog#the second she needs him to start biting he will#ffxiv#doodles#oc: fiver#dawntrail lb#dawntrail spoilers#ish
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Source: https://x.com/fierce_unicorn/status/1806794993203290587
I, too, am blown away by how gorgeous he looks in a seersucker suit and prescription sunglasses
Source: https://x.com/fierce_unicorn/status/1806794993203290587
#david tennant#david tennant in chairs#legs for days#just like all the limbs#soft scottish hipster gigolo#good lord he's beautiful#the eyes the hair the nose the everything#looking good while doing good#pub in the park#i wanna take a bite out of those drumsticks#his smile is everything#the most beautiful man alive#i mean seriously just look him
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my love is mine all mine
#i got a cat at the start of september#and hes become my whole world i just love him#i know this comes across as a memorial post but no hes very much alive and happy#i just love him an exhorbitant amount and take lots of comfort in his fluffy body#his name is wizard but i call him a variety of other names like:#wiz#mister man#mister magic#mister magic man#bubba/bubby#he likes to bite at my feet when im late giving him breakfast#and he purrs so loud and snuggles up with me in bed#he likes to sit in my bathroom sink for some reason#and likes to lick my kitchen sink#he watches the washing machine while its on#and has a hammock he dozes in every day#i love him excessively#and spoil him very much
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CW: BLOOD!!!
ooh.. he’s a little fucked up actually.
i want her soooooo bad it’s crazy. anyways… her necklace thingy in their first outfit is a slay… honestly levy being a chunky necklace liker is so good (making shit up about her because i can) i love their pant outfits!! i wish she was drawn with pants more… i think they were all such slays (the like three times she wore them) i miss the old ft style so much
i think about the scene where she tells lucy she wouldn’t mind seeing her butt instead of her manuscript often…. levy… levy my bisexual gender mcfuck king..
#honestly don’t think this will do well at a good posting time so whatever <3#not enough actual levy fans that like her for her and not just with gajeel#/ive been bitter and a bitch this entire day so take everything with a grain of salt im going through things#cw blood#levy mcgarden#i’m leaning towards this being pre-canon levy just because#honestly feel like the first time she was with a man she wouldn’t be too thrilled#fr? i bet she would bite his dick off#and then tell jet and droy about it and be like how do you guys even ??#ah… those bisexuals#onx rambles#a lot#fairy tail#myart#my art#onionart
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cw: mentions of being on birth control, mention of maybe getting pregnant, scent kink
have you guys ever heard of like…..being attracted to someone’s smell which means you’ll pair together really well??? and there have been cases where people get off birth control and it intensifies the smell and either makes it completely unbearable or even fucking better for the person??? okay THAT but with Bakugou…….,,,
you’re on birth control for whatever reason, and you’ve always pretty much liked his smell. it’s always been distant scents of caramel, a little sharp twang of spice whenever he comes home sweaty. and usually, you’ll let him chase you around the house while you laugh about him needing a shower because he stinks—but it’s all in jest.
and maybe, after a couple years of being with him, you get off of it for whatever reason—you wanna get pregnant, or it’s not serving you anymore, or you just don’t wanna be on it for any longer. and there’s—there’s a certain shift in the air whenever you’re around him.
you feel like a fuckin cat in heat when you stand near him, always pressing your face against the slickest parts of his skin. your nose buried in his palms, pressing sweet and gentle kisses to the hardened skin.
and Bakugou doesn’t understand what the fuck is going on with you, or why you always want to lay in his armpit, but he doesn’t complain much. even when he catches you huffing his dirty workout tanks and wearing his already worn boxers around the house.
but you can’t help it!! you just wanna bathe in his scent—now slick and honeyed and cinnamon—until you pass out from forgetting to exhale. and you’re such a perv about it that he can’t help but tease you—for licking the sweat from his collarbones whenever he’s on top of you. for inhaling where his scent lays stronger on the skin beneath his balls. for burying your nose in his pits whenever he stretches in the morning.
calls you his sick little pervert, getting off to his sweat, tells you how nasty you are for liking something so depraved. but your shame has abandoned you—all you care about and crave is his scent covering you in every way, shape, and form.
#why did I just ***** at the thought of wearing his dirty boxers around the house :((#and him doing a double take so confused but also a little turned on :((#THIS IS SO GWOSS WHY DO I LPBE IT SO MUCJ#most depraved thing ever. WHY THOUGH????#I usually feel zero shame whenever I write but this is making me SHY#anyway I have some dialogue I saved but idk who to pair it with or what situation to write it for lol#also wanna incorporate writing about biting someone when u get overwhelmed#bc I read that in lady k n the sick man and I haven’t been Right in the Head since I fear#anyway anyway. I wanna try trad goth makeup but it’s SO intimidating#but I wanna do it for a cosplay and I think I can pull it off#but I’m also vury scurry#wish me luck 👁️#bakugou treats! 🍬#—new treat in the streets! 🍫
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assorted scribbles and Love Bites!!!!
#THEYRE IN MY BRAIN THEYRE IN MY BRAIN MY FUCKING GOD THEY'RE IN THERE!!!!!#i want to PUNCH & BITE SOMETHING theyre soooooooo aghh bsdkjcJKDFNJSVDSL#sorry. sorry. look away im losing my Absolute Marbles#they make me so emotional....#having breathing problems while typing#they Affect Me and Effect Me and Everythingggggggg#literallyyyy FUCK everyone else theyre the only ones who matter#scribble salad#laughingstock#barnaby x howdy#howdy x barnaby#watch barnaby's gonna end up being the token straight-#hes bi In My Heart (until proven otherwise. probably gonna be proven otherwise)#tho man... his pokemon au design is So fruity.... WAIT WHAT EAR WAS THE EARRING IN?! hold on i need to look something up#THE LEFT EAR NOOOOO THAT'S THE STRAIGHT EAR-#again Im Just Joking! Joshing! Jesting! dont take this seriously please dear fucking god dont-#im simply a jester in this giant court. jingling my lil bells and doin a jig#fr tho when i first saw all the neighbors i looked right at barnaby and thought 'ah. thats probably the straight one huh'#BUT! WE HAVE NO CONFIRMATION EITHER WAY!#AND I AM AND ALWAYS WILL BE DELUSIONAL ABOUT LAUGHINGSTOCK! SO!!#straight barnaby can't hurt me he isn't real-#and ofc. howdy has always been so so fruity To Me <3#idk what it is about him! hes just! i look at him and my entire brain goes 'oh that mf has four limp wrists'#AND TOGETHER THEY ARE THE FLUFFY HUSBANDS!!!! WHO WONT LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
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Leave wildlife alone. He probably bites.
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#a-qing#xiao xingchen#xue yang#shout out to our girl a-qing for seeing the downfall this man would cause at minute one of meeting him#Something to be said about the differences in their 'blindness' also having figurative consequences.#xxc is blinded to consequences by his own naivety. He helps who needs helping because that's what he feels is right.#meanwhile A-qing is falsely blinded; she wields naivety as an outwards illusion while knowing full well that not everyone is worth saving.#She's one of my top 5 fav mdzs characters and I refuse to be quiet about it.#XXC is the kind of person who wants to save baby birds that fall out of nests. Alas. He should have followed the rules of nature:#'If you care - leave it there.'#The little rat man you found is so full of diseases. He bites. He will pee on all your belongings. Do not take him home.#No matter how sad he looks!!!!#For those who don't know what xxc is speaking Spanish: It has become a little inside joke. No significant lore: He Just Knows how.#Everytime he does I am blowing a kiss to the Spanish speaking mdzs community. I will consult you guys on slang as this arc continues.#(Playing around a bit with paneling and layout. To improve means to experiment!)
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You all are cowards "Peach is finally girbossing!" "Peach isn't the damsel!"
Cowards all of you 😔 I was there when it was written
#mario movie#princess peach#also her voice#:/#tragic#wanna know why cause someone explained it well#THE VOICE ACTORESS IS JUST SPEAKING INTO A MIC#THERE IS NO EMOTION#she and Rat man are the same#i can talk into a mic and get paid#also somehow they made peach the white girl...more white like damn#anyway#luigi and bowser shippers#how are we feeling#cause that was very gay#LMAO#if you take this post seriously#or come at me with some bullshit I will fucking bite your ear off#I'm just speaking into the void#so let me#dweeb talks
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We've discussed how too many "universal therian experiences" posts are just canine or otherwise generally mammalian but now we should talk about how many "exclusively human things/humans all have this weird thing!" posts are actually just talking about something that animals other than caniformes do
#like ''how come humans think it's weird to want to play fetch >:( '' idk man I'm a bird and I also think it's weird. maybe just a dog thing#''the way humans will get so offended if you take some of their food like aren't we a pack!'' no and I'm biting you#+ any and every mention of the words bipedal or plantigrade#''ugh i hate how HUMANS walk on two legs just wanna be an animal am i right my fellow therians'' 🐦⬛ wjat#''the therian urge to toe walk because stupid human bodies are plantigrade and it's not animal enough'' 🦡 huh#alterhuman#therian
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its because you always on that damn convex
#convex#goodtimeswithscar#cubfan135#okay not to be like 'theyre a secret third thing' but personal hc i think they just have like#the weirdest most unpredictable platonic intimacy known to man#when they greet each other its 50/50 chance of being 'hey shitlips' or 'hey babygirl'#they have a secret handshake that is 20 minutes long#one of them is holding food and the other leans over and takes a bite and neither of them acknowledge it#anyway thanks for coming to my ted talk. sorry#they're committed. committed to the bit.#1k#art tag
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Not a single pure or holy thought in my head
#david tennant#david tennant in chairs#legs for days#just like all the limbs#soft scottish hipster gigolo#inside man#harry watling#good lord he's beautiful#i mean seriously just look at him#the eyes the hair the nose the everything#i am looking so disrespectfully#i need him biblically#i wanna take a bite out of those drumsticks
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Knowing that what he's saying to Vash is one massive projection……. fuck...
Knives feeling hurt (by literally everything), betrayed and lied to (by Vash and humans), humiliated and treated like an animal (the inherent experience of being other), stolen that which was dearest to him (his innocence and sense of safety), having his every word questioned and laughed at while being dragged through the dirt (invalidation and internalisation)
Man…..
EDIT: Yes Knives is a hypocritical loser I’m not excusing his actions at all‼️ He’s an overpowered princess with a disorder like!! He’s very sensitive and emotional, in fact BOTH he and Vash are very much so - the difference is Knives is selfISH and he knows what he’s doing is wrong HE JUST DGAF bc staying on the same path and not making an effort to change and grow and mature from his childhood self is just EASIER (he’s like too far gone or whatever but actually not bc blank ticket yada yada ), compared to Vash whose sensitivity, in contrast, manifests itself more as selfLESSNESS☝️ I could say so much more I need to stfu ok bye
#millions knives#the nail biting...taking it out on himself#then flipping the script to take it out of everyone else...man#knives baby I’m so sorry :(#needing to give little knives a hug is just me needing to give little me a hug#writing with tears in my eyes rn#I love trigun#trigun#trimax#trigun maximum#not art
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yknow i didn't necessarily start my wyll origin run with the intent of romancing astarion in mind but the more i play the more i find their similarities amusing when it comes to like, the surface level personality they present to strangers in act 1.
wyll is a compulsive flirt. you see it in dialogue with shadowheart and lae'zel - he just tosses out a couple lines that clearly aren't supposed to go anywhere (asking lae'zel if she believes in love at first sight, blatantly reusing the same flirtation attempts with shadowheart) and i see this as part of his Blade of Frontiers persona. obviously a traveling vigilante would have no time for romance or relationships, but he's socially aware enough to have learned that people respond well to a certain level of rogueish charm. especially if his reputation precedes him. he can safely and positively engage in surface level flirtations with the people he interacts with because the person doing the flirting isn't real - at least not to him. he often says the Blade is his best self, but to him its an ideal he strives to achieve, not the person he really is. and i imagine that includes the ability to give discouraged people positive attention in a nonthreatening way. its safe. its superficial. he doesn't have to follow through.
this is overshadowed somewhat by astarion's tendency to flirt with anything that has a pulse, but the perspective they both have on it is pretty similar. theyre both coming from a place of not actually being interested in the recipient of their attention - whether that be through astarion's ulterior motives or wyll's lack of capacity for a relationship - but they both still put on this front because it's habitual. it's worked for them and it's gotten them through the varying degrees of social contracts they find themselves in. so they wind up trading lines easily because they've studied from the same script.
anyway what im getting at is bumping these two personalities against each other can definitely result in wyll and astarion committing to the bit so hard they accidentally wind up in a relationship. like, you're safe, you know the rules, you're speaking in a language i'm familiar with but we both understand that neither of us expect anything back on an emotional level. wait when did we start confiding our deepest secrets with one another. what do you mean you trust me.
#wyll waking up with holes in his neck like..... arent i supposed to be a monster hunter.... why did i let him do that#astarion wandering around in the woods like why tf did i bite the vigilante that was so stupid hes gonna straight up murder me#both of them return to the safety of the Meaningless Flirtation Script but something has changed#anyway i think theres a lot to explore here wrt the comedy of being mutually oblivious#crossing line after line past the superficial without really acknowledging or being aware of it#and really when you think about it wyll needs someone who doesnt... need him if you get what i mean#at least#someone who doesnt need the blade of frontiers#astarion doesnt need saving or rescuing hes a man of personal agency capable of defending and making decisions for himself and#i think being with someone like that would take the pressure off of wyll a little bit#i dont need you to protect me like so many others#i just need someone to stand by my side#idk ive just been thinking about it a lot#long post#bg3#wyll ravengard#astarion ancunin#i never know the ship names for these#wyll x astarion
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