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I love eating straight-up cloves of garlic
#not like with milk or with food or with water or anything#just some fucking garlic#seriously tastes great#has a little burn but it doesn’t last long and its totally worth it#especially for the health benifits you get#uncooked garlic reduces risk of heart failure reduces risk of blood clots and reduces risk of cancer#cooked garlic does provide the same benifits but not to the same degree#so uncooked garlic cloves are not only tasty theyre also healthy and the smell lingers so your breath will be garlicky for a couple of hours#and idk about you but that to me is very cool#everyone should eat some garlic#unless youre on an anticoagulant or planning to do anything that might get you badly injured#though honestly i suggest you simply... dont do said thing.#anyway I will now fly away using the magical powers i got from my constant garlic eating. FAREWELL FRIENDS UNTIL NEXT TIME#sprinkles says shit
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HADES II ↳ Hecate — Ἑκατη, "The Far-reaching One"
#supergiant hades#hades supergiant#hades 2#hades game#supergiant games#hecate#hecate (hades)#mygifs#gamingedit#gamingdaily#holy fucking CHRIST trying to figure out what things hecate has dominion of to put into a gif is a nightmare#HECATE DO LESS PLEASE#she's got magic the night the moon AND light and fire and plants and ghosts and ghouls and graves and necromancy and crossroads#AND boundaries and according to some people THE WHOLE UNDERWORLD and she works from all realms GIRL JUST TAKE A FUCKING NAP HECATE#HAVE SOME GARLIC AND GO TO SLEEP FOR A BIT QUEEN#also trying to decide between ''the far reaching one'' or ''the worker from afar'' for her name translation was Dificil#but more people referenced hecate meaning ''far off'' or ''far reaching'' so i figured that'd work best as a generalization#anyways hi witch mommy i love you and your unexpected shredded muscles#im gonna be making a matching melinoe one later !
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my most beautiful gmod screenshot
#little woo's#put 30 hours into this game over the week with pals and its been healing#sometimes u gotta just fuck off and be gmod kids again#if i could paint id paint this#it just has such a beautiful framing and lighting skdjghd#also the video is on field garlic!#its invasive and grows in a ton of places and is edible#go harvest some#its yummy and my wife is a massive advocate for it she put the vidy on
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i don’t think people realize how alienating and lonely it is to not have romantic interactions as a teen. Not that i think being in a relationship at that age would do me any good but it would make me feel more normal and less unlovable for sure
#but we live 😁 with the consequences 😁 like i’ve just been thinking as one does or#when i do it it’s terrible because this is something for a diary but i’m on tumblr#i know some of you might relate lmfaoo but it really fucks you up when everyone is in#relationship being a normal typical teenager and ur like so i’m so ugly undeserving of love etc etc#and also when your friends are like *can’t even imagine you with someone* okay awesome#now i’m like whatever i had fun but you do learn a lot about yourself and others in a relationship and i never had that so i feel so dumb#now at 25 likeee who has the patience now anyway. How is everyone i am gonna make some pesto for lunch#homemade pesto with sremuš spinach garlic olive oil and nuts#tt
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am i sad or do i just need a bowl of pasta?
#i don't think i'm sad i think i just need to cook some parmesan garlic pasta#gonna go cook#and blast some 40s jazz to get those fall vibes#cause the weather is still fucked#witch aunt talks✨
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@aluminum-angels i made an entire doodle page just to prove a point
Their relationships do not fail, they get along just fine and they love each other very much
Peace and love among my rw ocs
#auugh you people will not belive the shit i've been through today#ok so basically i was grabbing some food out and i sprinkle the cheese and im like huh this cheese kinda stale#so i give it a sniff and it STINKS and im like aw fuck well its already on my food so uhhh in the microwave this all goes maybe it will be#ok after its heated but SPOILERS it does not and actually now it smells worse so im over here trying to figure out if its worth to eat this#thing and if it will taste as bad as it smells luckly it tatsed just fine but auughh couldnt breathe while eating that but it doesnt end#there because after gulping all that stuff down suddenly everytime i breathed i could smell that stuff augh it was horrible#worst decision of my life so i needed a cure for this rancid ass stench so my lord and and saviour garlic comes in to save me#and you can just chew on that stuff no one will stop you (altho maybe someone should because eating garlic raw kinda hurts)#anyways posion neutralised but i am rather weary of cheese now#rain world#iterator#rain world oc#iterator oc#oc four blue flames#oc vision of a past#drawins
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Hhhungryyyyyyyyyyy
#i want burger#and garlic mayo#you’re telling me a gar licked this mayo?#can you tell I just remembered that this is a personal blog#I can post whatever i want#I’m treating it like a private twitter account but just with art posting#but like seriously I’m so fucking hungry rn it’s literally 3 am#I genuinely just want a burger#for my American audience i want a chicken sandwich#chicken sandwiches and burgers are just kinda considered the same here#what fucking audience you loser it’s 3 am and you’re burger posting in tags#chat can you believe this?#chat is this real#also I’m fucking COOLLLDDDDE#who’s been reading all of this#if you have leave a comment down below 😎#if you’ve been reading this long you deserve some personal information#I’m so mad I won’t get a burger on Friday and probably also Saturday#since I’m going to the shit doctors#and they’re shoving a camera up my asshole (colonoscopy)#what’s that one saying#hot people have stomach issues#anyway#I can’t eat for a FULL DAY before it#aka Friday#and then it says on the prep document that your first meal shouldn’t be super greasy#which makes me pissed like#dude let me eat my shitty burger and poutine#ohhhh my god I want an osmows poutine#guys I ran out of tags so I guess you’re not gonna hear the story about how we had 3 university students all hunched over food CHARACTER LIM
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Looking at critique for Hazbin Hotel is half genuine shit that definitely should be up for debate and half 'Fuck Viv and the art and the meaning I forced onto this specific thing that isnt actually what the specific thing and also I felt emotion and thats obviously the shows fault I didnt understand how to stop watching something that upsets me'
This is why I stay away from Hazbin critique :3
#this post is extremely exaggerated btw#like yea hazbin ABSOLUTELY has issues like 100% agreed#but also god some of you just so obviously hate viv and it shows#i need everyone to learn that you should critique a show and its creator separately istg#yea you can hate viv and yea she has issues#but god you do need to learn that when you are critiquing the contents of hazbin you need to separate that critique from the creator and#their other works#helluva boss isnt hazbin hotel#vivziepop isnt hazbin hotel#fucking learn that#im just tired lmao. also next fucking person i see going 'angel has a complex relationship with val this is bad' i will fucking kill#actually shut the fuck up abuse victims can have complex relationships with their abusers and shouldnt be demonized for it#garlic breath#not main tagging this the hazbin fandom is like dogs and they would rip me to shreds lmao
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Cashier: making eggs?
Me, buying pancetta, cheap red wine, onion, garlic, and milk: oh, nah, bolognese sauce.
Cashier: ....for eggs?
#jacq life#sometimes the brain gets stuck on an idea#she got confused with shakshuka#i get it its early#i just needed some extra shit so i can spend fucking 8 hours cooking this sauce#also yes traditionally garlic doesnt go into bolognese#i like it. so there.
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I am developing a delicious bulgur recipe at the moment
#cooking is anchoring me thank fucking god#i dont have a name for the dish yet but i kinda refer to it as red bulgur in my mind#its very yummy and easy to make I just boil bulgur and then once its supposed to rest and steam I add some butter and spices and a crushed#garlic clove and it let it combine#its red because I add paprika and chopped tomato. this time I am trying tomato paste instead
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my mum picking me up this morning: you're not as hungover as i thought you'd be
me, just yacked in an alleyway: yeah haha
#it's 3pm now and i still cant believe that happened that was. an experience#basically my mate's 21st coincided with her sister's 30th so they both had this big joint Event last night#where they literally rented out a farm house and the field nearby and set up a whole campsite and barbeque and everything#it was really random but also really good esp bc ive been friends with this girl since we were super young#and our mums were friends so ive just got. lots of connections to her family and it was nice seeing them all again#but there was fully like 60 people at this thing and i DID drink more than i meant to but i wasn't paralytic which is good#and my hangover ISNT that bad in terms of how bad my hangovers can get#it's just that my mate's dad picked us both up at 9am this morning which was already going to be... rough#and then proceeded to do the bumpiest drive down the country lanes ive ever experienced#i was literally grinding my teeth like i am NOT about to throw up in this man's car please if there is a god do not let me throw up#and i didn't! my mum picked me up from this (thankfully very quiet) road that has this rickety old alley coming off it#and i had the very humbling moment of 'im actually going to be sick aren't i' and had to WAIT FOR AN OLD WOMAN#TO FUCKING MEANDER OUT OF THE ALLEY AND WALK FAR AWAY ENOUGH FOR ME TO AT LEAST HAVE A SHRED OF DIGNITY#and proceeded to throw up. in a public alleyway. at 9:30am on a sunday. so of course i needed to tell you guys about it#im now force feeding myself garlic bread. im going to manchester tomorrow. i have a flight at the crack of dawn on tuesday#what is even going on anymore#also fully did just do nos last night with some 30 year olds. i cannot express how fucking odd a thing that is for me to do#actually no i can express it bc youse know that im funny about drugs so for me to not even be that drunk#and get offered a fucking balloon of all things and be like 'yeah why not!' is.... odd#i know i inhaled wrong though bc it didn't do a thing which honestly im happy about <3#hella goes home
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I just spent like 20 minutes thinking about soup
#i need to move out!!!!#i love my parents to be clear they're great#i just want to be in charge of my own meals again#it's not that they're bad at feeding me stuff i want to eat it's just we like different things#when it's just me i can make my soup however i want and no one's gonna say anything#Because It's My Soup#i can eat japanese chicken curry for a week straight! no one cares!#i just need to get better at eating vegetables#i want my own kitchen soooo baaad.....#my mom's sensitive to garlic. do you know how much recipes fuck if you add garlic? severely. and i can't if she's gonna eat it#i need my own kitchen so bad so so bad pleeaase#really hoping that i get my degree within like two months#and then i have to. urgh. find a job. but then i find a job and i go there#and i get Paid! money!#and once i have some money in the bank and a long term job i can try and get a flat#and once i have a flat i have my own kitchen i can order stuff online if i want and i can adopt a cat#i can have friends over i can decorate#and if i can swing it i'll be a civil servant#and if i'm lucky enough i can perhaps. give up the next 30 years of my life to a bank so i can own my own flat#god i hope. i fucking hope. i really really want to own#like not for landlord bullshit. just so i don't have to worry about where to go in a year two years five years#i want a civil servant job because that's for life and i would love to do the same thing forever#and i want to own a flat because i could make the space fit my needs and wants perfectly#and i wouldn't have to worry about where to live or old age or whatever#good luck to me finding a well situated 2 bedroom flat in one of the if not the worst city of france in terms of housing :)#but hey i've been lucky in life. maybe it'll keep going#i know what i want early! that's good#i shouldn't have a realisation that i want kids at 30yo or whatever. I Shall Not Become My Mom#ANYWAY i need my own kitchen!!!!!#wow i have a ramble tag now
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Cottage cheese with dill and garlic... 🤤💕
Ayo, people - do you like cottage cheese? If yes, how you usually eat it?
#fucking hell i would kill for good cottage cheese with green onion garlic and dill#and for garlic bread...#uugh#just some ramblings
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#just made some fucked Kick Ass french onion soup#i love deviating from recipes#two cloves of garlic My Ass#next time ill buy a second block of gruyere
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fellas is it binge eating to actually hit 2,000 calories in one day for once
#my brain is being so fucking rude to me today#I've been cramping bad and not doing much today but I've been so fucking munch#eating way way more than normal#but also like what's normal right#I had Dunkin hash browns a hot pocket and then some pirogis for dinner#but also had a lil baked smart food bag and also just had two slices of garlic bread AND a little 1/4 cup of ice cream#like it makes me feel so gross and makes me want to eat so much less tomorrow#I will never be skinny enough
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walks in. hands you a mozzarella mac and cheese recipe that is so so delicious. leaves.
#statement.txt#im being so genuine its a very easy recipe . i used gluten free macaroni noodles and it FUCKS#i think a few more spices and maybe another cheese would have amped it up#but im loving this.#if u dont have garlic in the house i think garlic powder would do just fine but it may not be as rich a flavor#but if you have elbow macaroni and milk of some kind and mozzarella and flour and salt. you have this recipe
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