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beachyserasims · 5 months ago

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The fact we evolved from cable television to streaming, and then devolved back to Amazon prime ads... pisses me off to no end.

#jeff bezos is so fucking greedy i just cant #like i get using ads for a free service #but amazon does not need ad revenue #just so fucking greasy #like the whole reason i dont buy cable is cause of the damn bundles and packages #and jeff was like you know what im bringing it back #late stage capitalism is fucking hell #end rant #non sims #non sim #delete later

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brainrotcharacters · 3 months ago

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TW: Wolverine Badonkas

I laughed rewatching because like

#wade you clearly wouldn't turn down fucking him if the offer ever came up #you're just as down horrendous as these tva agents #who btw must enjoy their employment extra much from that point on #nonchalant motherfucker who openly ogled Logan's abs not five minutes ago #wade honey it's ok flirt with that old man #do it for the nation #do it for the audience #gif credits to owner #deadpool and wolverine #deadpool #deadpool 3 #deadpool 2024 #wolverine #ryan reynolds #hugh jackman #logan howlett #wade wilson #poolverine #deadclaws #AND LOGAN DOESN'T EVEN REACT TO THE INSULT #domesticated cat no longer blinks when insulted #did they reach that much of an understanding with each other that logan knows wade doesn't mean it #either that or logan genuinely does not give a fuck what wade thinks of his body #either or lol #“Alright 🙄 put 😠 your 🫵greasy tits🫠 away 🤦you🫵 preening🦚 slut💅”#like he's so SICK of Logan's rizz #in a domesticated intimately gay “goddamnit I KNOW same babygirls but like can we fOCUS”#gif credits to landoslastnerve #landoslastnerve

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whipbogard · 1 month ago

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Just finished Gotham Knights

Many thoughts but here's a quick doodle of the bestest boy ever ❤

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menstits · 5 months ago

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This is so hideous can we all die please

#🗨️#my fault for having looked at the concept arts & gotten attached to several designs but this is so beyond bad i hope we explode #like this is just again proof that it's not that the hoyo concept artists are bad #they just choose the ugliest fucking option #like what's this dogshit color choice why does her hair look greasy

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tiktaaliker · 3 months ago

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FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES DISCIPLINE VINYL FUCKING ACQUIRED!!!!!!

#howling #blaseball #i dont think its at all possible to get my greasy paws on an unstable vinyl #but i dont even care im just fucking STOKED i managed to get ahold of a garages vinyl #i was on the hunt for this sucker ever since i found out the expansion album isnt getting a vinyl release #which is perfectly valid btw i just only started listening to vinyl recently so hadnt snagged any when they were actually releasing lol #i just wanted at LEAST one garages album on vinyl and now i DOOOOOOO

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deldotpng · 1 year ago

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[ I sometimes think back to that time. If we had just let Johan and Olly into Big Deal... maybe we wouldn't have gone through all that hardship. ]

#del.png #lookism #lookism fanart #olly wang #big deal #artists on tumblr #why is olly wang so fucking ugly #I'm fully convinced these ain't dreads on his head but just awfully greasy locks #queueing this shit good night everyone

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purple-ravaged · 27 days ago

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my take on fem zoro

#i just think she’d have a greasy ass over grown wolf cut #this is semi inspired by a tweet where some dude had a theory that when zoro becomes strongest he’ll get ivankov to gender swap him #to honor kuina and prove women can be the best #and it’s so fucking funny because he also said zoro could potentially marry sanji but precursors that with I KNOW ITS A LITTLE WOKE #LOOOLLL #my art #fanart #digital art #roronoa zoro #zoro #one piece zoro #op #one piece

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expensivemistake · 12 days ago

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Erica Schultz' Elektra run so far has been intensely frustrating to me, because on one hand, she clearly has more love and knowledge about Elektra as a character than Zdarsky ever did. Little details, like Elektra's burner phone from when she was an assassin, or just giving her a character outside of Matt – these things are pretty good, and I like them. She clearly understands the feel of the character, and she's certainly done more for Elektra than Zdarsky ever did.

But I feel like every Elektra story of hers so far has fallen short in the same way. And I think it's because she's depicting Elektra a little more like herself, but seems ignorant to how unhealthy, uncomfortable, out of character, demeaning and unnecessary Daredevil!Elektra actually is. And she keeps squandering opportunities to shed the mask.

Maybe it's that her hands are tied. Or maybe it's that she genuinely likes writing Elektra in this way.

But there's something endlessly frustrating about the marketing for Unleash Hell using "Murder is an Art!" as a tagline, but then doubling down on the fact she doesn't kill now.

They're giving Elektra her font back. They're giving her a red band comic. But they refuse to let her reclaim her own name, or to have a life outside sharing Matt's identity just to please him. It's so exhausting.

#elektra natchios #I just. FUCK man.#I keep reading and feeling hopeful #but it's just so damn degrading to continually strip elektra of her agency and independence #and then you see people on reddit who've clearly never read elektra comics who say that they prefer this over how she was #but their examples of how she was are all just... the netflix show or miller dd #it's actually so sad that she's existed as a character outside of matt for most of her comic publication #but chip fucking zdarsky my sworn enemy decided to get his greasy little mitts on her #and now people who don't like or respect elektra as a character say they like this change to her status quo and hope it sticks #fuck you fuck you fuck you #also to be clear I don't hate you if you're an elektra fan and you like her current state. I'm happy for you #but it fills me with rage and sorrow every time I think about it too much

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frog-juice · 5 months ago

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just watched a little indie film called lord of the rings: the two towers, you've probably never heard of it before

#lotr #grima wormtongue #lord of the rings #im watching the last one tomorrow hehe #they literally were not lying these movies are so good #sorry for wanting to fuck the greasy wizard i just love his pathetic charms #i need to put him in a jar and shake him around #art #my art #digital art

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1phakephan · 4 months ago

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🗣️🗣️ pov dan and phil base their pizza selection in part 2 of their iconic mukbang video on their hatred for the detroit pizza company that almost ruined your life

#validating my trauma???#yessir #no but actually when i tell you i went into shock when they showed the picture #i recognized it immediately #of ALL the pizza places in the world tho #lmao rlly just dumping in the tags #that fucking company #was the reason i was forced to move halfway across the country during covid lockdown at the start of high school #from a big city to a small conservative snobby suburb #like completely isolated from everyone and everything i knew #stuck w my only resource being my shitty toxic ass family #that’s in nice terms lmao #bc my dad got a job w them #that he DIDNT EVEN KEEP #already wasn’t the most mentally stable #so when i say it spiraled into complete mental health crisis like #nearly hospitalized (or maybe i technically was briefly idk??) almost didn’t finish high school etc etc #has taken years to try to come back from it #still barely even there yet #i mean obvi there were several factors but one of the biggest instigators was the move #and the reason for it?#that fucking pizza company #and yeah can confirm it’s greasy as shit and kind of nasty #dnp #dan and phil #phan #dapg #dan and phil games #dnpgames #pizza

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latenightsundayblues · 1 year ago

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How fucking stupid do you think Hoffman felt when it was his turn to record the tapes and move Billy's mouth in sync with the audio

#(just offscreen pulling a little string to open and close Billy's jaw) “im gonna fucking kill myself”#i really like to think john banished hoffman to puppet cleaning duty whenever he misbehaved #thats why he left it at the warehouse before blowing the whole shit up #if he never got sent to the bathroom hed probably have dreams of black greasy hair and stupid fucking swirl cheeks for the rest of his life #so ig gordon did him a solid with that one #queue 'em all

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alastyr-not-alastair · 25 days ago

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Hhhungryyyyyyyyyyy

#i want burger #and garlic mayo #you’re telling me a gar licked this mayo?#can you tell I just remembered that this is a personal blog #I can post whatever i want #I’m treating it like a private twitter account but just with art posting #but like seriously I’m so fucking hungry rn it’s literally 3 am #I genuinely just want a burger #for my American audience i want a chicken sandwich #chicken sandwiches and burgers are just kinda considered the same here #what fucking audience you loser it’s 3 am and you’re burger posting in tags #chat can you believe this?#chat is this real #also I’m fucking COOLLLDDDDE #who’s been reading all of this #if you have leave a comment down below 😎#if you’ve been reading this long you deserve some personal information #I’m so mad I won’t get a burger on Friday and probably also Saturday #since I’m going to the shit doctors #and they’re shoving a camera up my asshole (colonoscopy)#what’s that one saying #hot people have stomach issues #anyway #I can’t eat for a FULL DAY before it #aka Friday #and then it says on the prep document that your first meal shouldn’t be super greasy #which makes me pissed like #dude let me eat my shitty burger and poutine #ohhhh my god I want an osmows poutine #guys I ran out of tags so I guess you’re not gonna hear the story about how we had 3 university students all hunched over food CHARACTER LIM

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shy-nightmare · 1 month ago

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Before I go to bed, let me tell you about a crazy dream I had last night. I've been having dreams about the Toon Patrol lately, but I had a dream about this guy

This GIF does not belong to me. It belongs to @sheleuina. The other one doesn't belong to me either. It belongs to @glaice66. I give credit 😊

OK, so in the dream, I'm in a nightclub in Toontown and everyone's having fun. Smartass and Greasy are both at the bar watching the dance floor when Smartass has to leave.

He's gone for five seconds, Greasy looks at me in the eye...and he winks at me.

I joke you not, I woke up like

I don't know if I should be flattered or terrified.

Help me.

#toon patrol #greasy weasel #who framed roger rabbit #wfrr #shy nightmare #psycho weasel #movies #gif #WHY DO TOONS KEEP FLIRTING WITH ME?!?!?!#omg guys he's gonna break the screen and pounce on me #if I see him in my dreams again I'm so screwed 😆#I am flattered but I should probably get the bear trap 😅#lol #guys I just got flirted with by Greasy Fucking Weasel help me

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sceyth · 4 months ago

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qimir modern au send tweet

#hello god its me kat #idk what au it would be but i want it #au where qimir and osha are ta's but osha is the put together always showered uses color coded binders ta and qimir is...the opposite #academic rivals au osha is frustrated a guy who only brings a piece of tissue and a chewed up pencil to class keeps beating her in ranking #grad school so its funnier #rich girl osha thinks her bf is poor bec he never gets a haircut and wears the same shirt for a week. brings him home to her parents only t #find out his family is richer.#angst break they fight bec she thinks he's trying to fuck with her and her family #another rich au where stuckup twin mae publicly judges her wild child sister osha for hanging out with greasy qimir but #is SECRETLY Hooking up with him #ballet dancer osha x hiphop dancer qimir au they practice in the same building this is a no brainer #florist tattoo artist au obviously #dj qimir and nightclub owner osha #reverse twin au where qimir is the twin #girl idk just let me fc manny jacinto this is a cry for help #dm if these appeal to ur sensibilities #since im here this isnt modern but osha mae lannister twins and qimir martell au bsdsjdsjdsj. qimir tyrell even. sellsword qimir even.

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kinos-fortress-2 · 8 months ago

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miss pauling WOULD NOT SMELL FINE.

#me disagreeing at everything about miss pauling that people paints her as something good sweet or cool #WHEN SHES NOT COOL OR AWESOME OR SMELLS GOOD AT ALL SHAKES YOU AROUND LIKE A BOTTLE #she smells LIKE HUMAN SWEAT and old clothes from a humid closet she barely cleans. like a grandma.#well grandmas do smell nice. BUT THATS NOT THE FACT #ok well she does smell fine and bearable maybe he hair smells like bed sheets no changed at all #because she wakes up so early she doesn’t have time to clean her room or make her bed #she just instantly runs not even eating breakfast and dying of hunger until either scout or soldier gives her a cookie #or a half eaten pork beans in soldiers courtesy #and gets home late EXHAUSTED and throws herself in the bed to later wake up in 5 minutes #me wanting to expose her every single damn time i am evil like that to my ult #oh yeah her hair doesn’t smell that good at all. full of lice. and greasy. girl wash YOUR HAIR that’s what demo always says to her #prob demo often times calls her out or secretly spy will come and said damn my mask doesn’t even smell that bad than that hair of yours #but is either of those two. wait what i was talking about #her teeth are so yellow because she forgets to clean them #crusty eyes too. can’t put makeup stupidass just only puts her fav purple lipstick to hide her crusty lips #takes a deep breath… fuck. woman failure

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divorce-enjoyer · 1 year ago

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standing in the corner with a solo cup of flat pepsi in one hand watching the back and forth on izzy discourse but not contributing because i dont know how to say that izzys like. a muppet antagonist to me.

#he has his moments and im like “haha silly greasy man” and then i move on yk #if he commits atrocities im unsurprised because hes a muppets antagonist so of COURSE hes gonna switch kermit with his evil twin #if hes well behaved im unsurprised because this is the fucking muppets #just like. good for con o’neil? glad hes having fun?#thats about as deep as it goes for me honestly #anyway thats enough from me #ofmd #izzy hands #the izcourse #ofmd discourse #if things get violent in the notes im spraying all of you with insect repellent #good for you or sorry that it happened or whatever

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