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i'm literally just a spoiled brat
#everytime im interacting with people who have to work inhuman hours and keep talking about the crazy hours they do#i start sweating because i know theyll ask me what do i do#'i graduated a year ago...not working rn...yeah i want to draw for a living...'#just shoot me in the face#could see the lady get confused when i said i wasnt going to work in the area i graduated in#her face just said 'what the fuck did you go to college for'#like i'm so sorry ma'am i'm literally so spoiled i wish everyone could have the time to waste on a college degree šššš#talking to the wall#i'm so lucky to have the means i have to just fuck around career wise#...anyways i also feel silly for feeling so bad about this who does my guilt help#i remember when i first started my internship people were shocked i had never worked before#because everyone there had started working pretty young and i was 21 at the time
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nothing worse than enjoying a show and suddenly getting slapped in the face with second lead syndrome
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thinking about the way ghost doesn't hesitate to start killing shadows when graves betrays them but soap only takes one hostage
you can almost hear the voice in his head telling him it doesn't have to be this way; they can still talk it out
"i'm calling shepherd"
his first instinct when confronted with betrayal is to play it by the books: to go up the chain. that goes against everything we've seen him do. he bucks authority at every chance except for the one time he's confronted with the barrels of his allies' guns
he wants a peaceful resolution; for the first time we've ever seen, he doesn't want violence to be the answer. there has to be another fix, a solution that doesn't end with him killing the same men he's been working with; his friends
nothing's happened yet
it doesn't have to go this way
but ghost has been betrayed before. he knows the way this ends; either with him six feet under or his enemy
he doesn't hesitate
it's only when they knock alejandro out that soap shoots; when they spill the first blood and cross a line they can never come back from
only when ghost orders him to run and he has to cover his retreat
and somewhere along the line, between civiliansā screams and taunting voices, between his shaking breath and ghost steady in his ear, that naivety is stripped away; his trust turned to teeth that he uses to sink into throats of men he'd have given his life for
"be careful who you trust, sergeant; people you know can hurt you the most"
he's learned the price of trust
just like ghost did
but unlike ghost, he has someone to guide him through the aftermath
"good advice, It"
#im gonna add these to my notfics on ao3 i think i have a Lot of these floating around#a bit shorter than my other metas but i think its something that gets missed when people talk about alone#soap is a violent man#his career literally trains him to shoot first ask questions later#and yet he still tries his best to avoid blood when faced with betrayal#and you realise it actually does fit him#soap cares about the men he serves with#he wants to save the men at the crash site he checks on a downed soldier he asks about civilians about alejandros family#hes very tuned into the people around him#and he cant turn that off until hes forced to#until graves gives him a reason to hate him#and all of that previous care and consideration goes out the window#āmakes me want to commit a few war crimes of my ownā#dont cross soap#you want like what happens if you do#coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt#weāre a team. ghost team#talk meta to me#soap cod#john soap mactavish#ghost cod#simon ghost riley#ghoap#ghostsoap#soapghost#meta#phillip graves#graves cod#save post
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arthur is rude to that one sex worker because the guys are fucking around as they oughtn't be and he actively wants the source of their distraction to go away. that is how he operates through the entire game: deliberate, utilitarian intimidation and strategic unpleasantness to achieve a goal. it is an early game commentary on arthur meant to position him as a big dog that barks. it is not a commentary on his views about women which are clarified many times afterward. you guys realize that right
#arthur morgan#rdr2#redmeta#this is one of the most wildly misinterpreted but also most obvious scenes where writers are teaching us how arthur moves through the world#i really don't mean to seem short here#i am just exhausted of reddit mentality low literacy āARTHUR WOULD SHOOT U IN THE FACE FOR FUN HE HATES WOMEN AND SLUTSā takes#my mistake was imagining a world where your average man online could intellectualize about narrative art#unless it is spoonfed to them on a shotty slug that says I'M STRAIGHT BUT I'D LET [MASC CHARACTER] FUCK ME
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distractions āØ
#for all the shooting range fics and what not#i was gonna make Leonās face angry but i also think its cute that Luis cant see Leons soft expression#just hears the grumpy voice#i once again struggled with luisā faceā¦ its hit or miss for me sometimes#not safe gun practices so donāt do it lol#serennedy#leon kennedy#leon s kennedy#luis serra#luis serra navarro#resident evil#resident evil 4#resident evil 4 remake#resident evil fanart#serennedy fanart
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I finally watched "Our Man Bashir" and did like the outfits and the shooting at each other, so I drew this. āØ
Also inspired by this brilliant fanfiction and the very interesting headcanon concerning Cardassians and dancing mentioned in there. šļøš„
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#CANONNNN GUYS I AM LIVING#guyyys it has finally happened! that episode was fun but kinda dumb :D#did like the fact that garak was desperate enough for Julian's attention to sew himself a tux and crash Julian's holosuite program#the āwish that were meā vibes oozing out of garak in every scene that had julian making out with someone else were REAL šš#i shall never forget garak's āi have never been hornier for youā face after julian shoots him square in the neck ridge JESUS š
#absolutely feral gay shit guys what the hell :D i love this lizard man#the power that comes with being an artist - you can just draw the blorbos and put make-up on them - i am LIVING šš#bi twink x disaster lizard man š¤²#otp: especially the lies#gay spies āØ#idiots in love#garashir#elim garak/julian bashir#elim garak#julian bashir#star trek fanart#artists on tumblr#star trek#star trek ds9#ds9#star trek deep space nine#star trek deep space 9#lwd#lower decks#lwd thank you for my life need to watch the whole episode asap
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LEON
LEON YOUR EYEBALLS
#art#ride kamens#ride kamens spoilers#ride kamens episode 14 spoilers#can't believe i made a joke about it being his eye color AND THEN#i did see his updated sprite before i got to 13 but i didn't even notice it at first...#at least he also got a funky little face marking to go with it#shine on you super shitsuji!!!!#anyway I AM FINALLY CAUGHT UP#on main story anyway i haven't played the tower emblem event yet :')#but man i am loving this game#i was not expecting it to be a full-on mystery! with intrigue!#who is lying! who is telling the truth! who THINKS they're telling the truth but isn't!#punctuated by the most delightful nonsense like the unbreakable magic superhero covenants#where you gotta touch rings in the magical wedding chapel dimension that we teleport to sometimes to talk to our dead dad#(OR IS HE???????)#NO IT'S GREAT (and it does make sense in context i just love it)#still 50/50 on yellow beyblade man secretly being our dad but i can't get into theories now i don't have enough tags#man this really has the essence of what i love about rider ā¤ļø#so far i do think agata is my favorite#but then there's leon...#let me put it this way: i would tell agata a hard truth about himself if i thought he needed to hear it#but there is no amount of money in the world you could pay me to say anything even slightly mean to our sweet leon#LET š HIM š HENSHIN š#WAIT SHOOT is it too late to redo my survey answers i need to demand that i be able to put hats on leon
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Now Iāve got an Artemis design! :D
#thank you irunaki for telling me to draw her#i actually love her so much tho#i wanted her to kinda match with her brother but I donāt wanna give her a large moon on her face#i imagine the leaves in her hair are laurels her brother gave her#i really like her deer mask#i see a lot of people give it to her#and i wanted to give her a lady of the night type vibe but idk if it worked out#all in all sheās just a girlie who loves shooting arrows in the moonlight and we gotta respect#epic the musical#greek mythology#the odyssey#homers odyssey#my art#tagammemnon#my doodles#artemis#artemis greek mythology
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[jttw swk oc children] tried out giving them some new clothes but I dunno bout this oneā¦ š¤
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#drawing them again because I love them#you Will Look š«#/threat#digital art#my art#journey to the west#jttw oc#jttw sun wukong#jttw au#original character#for those not aware these are my swk children ocs#theyāre powerful but obviously not as much as their dad#I imagine they just have high ranking roles in his monkey army and defend huaguoshan while heās off journeying#shooting comet and frozen river#my son tomato and his brother turnip#tomato was born first#Iām torn between making them twins or half brothers born at the exact same time#tomatoās actually very nice but other monkeys find it a bit hard to read him cuz heās always making the monkey#face equivalent of killing intent face#turnip was born without eyes so he has no problem just letting em bangs hang#I imagine they were like toddlers when swk left and when he comes back he gets like two full grown adult demon monkeys thrown at him like#welcome back father!!! and heās just befuddled standing there like who are you people šæ#they have so many other half siblings I think#donāt ask me who their mothers are#I hc swk as on the aroace spec now but back when I first started getting into jttw I imagined he would have a lot of concubines#or willing partners at least - of both genders of course Iām not stupid#his advisors looking for him like where is dasheng??! šØ#meanwhile thereās a pile of babies with a suspicious tail peaking out from under them
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Say hello to my horrible little triangle! He is the reason I haven't had time to draw for like a week š
...He watches me while I sleep now! :)
#handmade from scratch babyyyy. 1 basic prototype & then BOOM the process was fuck it we ball from start to finish xD#maybe ford comic con cosplay / face reveal in a future post#Tumblr's reblogging system is very cool but also means you can literally never delete anything ever so I'm hesitant to post my face lol#definitely will try to do a better Bill shoot. This was just a last minute thing cause I found 3d glasses. hence the unironed white sheet#Thought I could make him suffer a bit <3 Exposure therapy yknow <3 (He currently sitting with them in his lap. He might kill me in my sleep#gravity falls#GF#Gravity Falls Bill#Bill Cipher#cosplay#plushies#plushy making#articulate doll#sewing crafts#tbob#book of bill spoilers (I think?? or is it thisisnotawebsite spoilers ...something to that effect)#fanwork#artists on tumblr#my art
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skilltober day 19: hand-eye coordination
(HOW ON EARTH DO YOU DESIGN THIS BASTARD)
#disco elysium skills#disco elysium#hand-eye coordination#fanart#skilltober#skilltober 2024#de hand-eye coordination#my art#he's literally just piss yellow im sobbing#then again everyone in motorics is piss yellow#more on the āfingers as mouthā thing: they basically make the scissor motion with their second and third fingers to mimic lips moving#maybe im losing it but like...him using a crooked middle finger as a frowny face is really funny to me#the fingers on his right act as blinders sharpshooter style - when hes shooting they cover the eye to help w focus#tmbat i saw your post and cackled.... our designs are magic hand ring twins#i really dont like this but what can you do
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Iām not even suprised
#Look at that face#tom mayo they could never make me hate you#shoot from the hip#tom mayo#For those who donāt have insta there wasnāt really context#Heās promoting shows :)))#(I did like their story btw itās just not in the screenshot)#(Idk why I feel like mentioning that lol)
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#another bathtub photo shoot#ik ik ik#Iām tired of myself too#i think the hot water just boils my brain#and makes me feel cuter than I am#lol#me#my face#selfie
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trans!soap taking his baby and running away from his rich abusive husband
(cw angst, financial abuse, single threat of child abuse, single mention of transphobia)
he's owned soap for years, since he was a teenager; paid for his medication and all his surgeries and tied them so deeply, soapās lost hope of ever getting away. he gets even worse when soap falls pregnant. he was always controlling; blowing up at him if he spent too long out of the house or did something without telling him. but he becomes utterly possessive during the pregnancy
soap knows it has nothing to do with his safety or the baby's
he knows he sees his baby as an investment; another being he can control and hold over him
he gets worse and worse but thereās nothing soap can do. there's been nothing he can do for a long time. then a few months after the baby is born, soap doesnāt watch his tone closely enough and his husband threatens to drop his baby in punishment for it
soap doesn't think. he doesn't plan
he takes his baby and runs
he sneaks out of the servant's quarters of the sterile mansion he's been forced to live in for almost a decade and walks down the street without a backwards glance; his baby the only thing in his arms. he knows all of his husband's cars have trackers, all of them in his name since he never lets soap drive or go anywhere by himself, so he walks far enough to be out of view of the mansion's cameras and steals one. it doesn't have a car seat and all he can do is clutch his baby to his chest as he drives
he doesn't know where he's going beyond away
he doesn't know what he's going to do; he doesn't have any money, no supplies for his baby, he doesn't even have water for himself so he can reliably breastfeed him. he's terrified his husband will find them; heās always felt omniscient, always everywhere and seeing everything he did. if he didnāt have eyes somewhere, he paid someone who did and they always dutifully reported back to him
soap just keeps his eyes forward. just keeps driving and driving, lost to the road and numb until the low gas light pops up on the dash and it all hits him at once
he turns into a gas station he can't pay for, in a car he stole, and parks behind it and his baby immediately starts getting fussy
he can't even call him by his name sometimes; too afraid to get attached, too afraid to lose him. as if he doesnāt love him more than life itself
even throughout his pregnancy, as happy as he was to finally have a baby, he didn't know if he could carry to term and that fear just let his husband dig his claws in even deeper; paying for extra scans he could never hope to pay for, favours on top of favours so he would aways owe him and isnāt he such a loving husband? taking soap in when his parents kicked him out for being trans, looking after him for all these years? you canāt even take care of yourself john, youād still be a woman without me, john, what is this tantrum about john-
soap tugs his shirt up to let his baby feed, drops his head back and cries
he can't stop it; wails loud and uncontrolled, chest heaving with his sobs enough that it sways his baby, occasionally breaking his latch and he can't even do this right-
he can't save him
a light knock sounds on the window and soap flinches, curling over his baby to protect him from his huband's cruel hands
but it's not his husband outside the window
soap blinks tears from his eyes and looks at the large stranger standing beside the car. a neck gaiter covers his mouth and it should be off-puttingā¦ but something about him stops the feeling in its tracks. the stranger takes a half-step back and lifts a chilled and sealed water bottle, pressing it towards the window
soap quickly swipes his face clean and rolls down the window. "sorry 'bout that," he apologises with a choked laugh, the careful front heās built over the years cracked and bleeding
the stranger gives a dismissive but somehow not diminishing shrug. "long day?" he asks
"could say that," he gives a shrug of his own and pats his baby's back as he makes a disgruntled noise, unconsciously swaying him
he politely keeps his gaze up on his face. "looks like you could use a break."
soap's breath hitches, anxiously darting his tongue out over his bottom lip. "could say that," he repeats uselessly and takes the water with a quiet āthanks,ā; his throat dry and screaming for it after crying so hard
the stranger hums, watching him down the bottle and soap doesnāt notice his eyes drifting to the backseat and footwell of the passenger side. doesnāt notice the slight tension in his fists at what he sees. "how long you been runnin', lad?"
soap freezes, the water settling in his stomach like a stone. he swallows thickly and the bottle falls from his lips
"not long enough."
the stranger just nods, looking idly back down the highway
"you know, this place is connected to a garage,ā he starts, nodding back to a building attached to the station without taking his eyes off the road. ālotta people drift through 'ere on road trips; too many to keep track.ā
soap frowns slightly, shifting his hold on his baby
āfunny thing is, plenty of 'em just abandon their car when they break down. like yours,ā he adds and finally turns back to him with a pointed look. āgot a whole junkyard of 'em. just rustin' away. be pretty easy to convince me to trade ya one."
soapās mouth parts in a gasp as he realises just what the strangerās saying. "how easy?" he whispers
he shrugs and even with his face hidden beneath the gaiter, he doesnāt feel afraid. "i'd say this car'd be a good deal. would blend right in with the rest of āem; no oneād ever notice it. what say i take it off your hands?"
soap's breath shudders out of him, his whole body going limp with relief. his baby's eyes fall shut with a satisfied hum and for the first time he can remember, he feels the gentle touch of hope
"i think we can work something out."
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ghost owns the service station soap pulled into. he wanted something quiet and isolated after he retired and you canāt get much quieter than a backwoods servo surrounded by forest. he hasnāt had anyone pull in in days so heās quick to notice soapās car. heās also quick to notice soap's subsequent breakdown in one of the cameras. the sight of him crying, desperately clutching a baby like theyāre all he has left in the world, is so familiar he felt sick with it
he knows someone running when he sees it
if he didn't check on him, if this lad disappeared one day and the baby along with him, he'd never forgive himself. the lad doesn't even have a baby bag or car seat with him, and the personalised sticker on the back window of a lady and a dog is a dead giveaway that the car is stolen
but the lad is terrified. and when he startled him, he didn't turn. didnāt lift his arms to protect himself. no
he covered his baby
like he was afraid he'd be hurt
that's enough for ghost
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i'd wanna set this in the 80's or 90's, just to make it even harder for soap to get away from his husband. he's a trans man with a newborn; he has no one to run to and no resources to help him. his husband's bought and paid for everything for him since he was 17; a few whirlwind weeks of unbelievable dates and extravagant gifts and he was living in his mansion, getting married the day after his 18th birthday. he thought it was love. thought he was being looked after and cared for the way heās always wanted
he was in pain and alone and naive enough to believe the first person who came along and promised to make it better. nothing's in his name, not his insurance or his meds, he doesnāt have a bank account or savings; other than a birth certificate, nothing even ties him to his baby. his husband could take his world away from him with a snap of his fingers and he made sure soap always knew it
he never had a chance of getting away
but ghost is ex-military
he doesnāt know the ladās story, doesnāt know the details of what heās running from. he doesnāt need to know
he decided he was helping him the second he pulled into his service station
#what up i had a nightmare about an eldritch horror trying to steal my baby and john mcclane from die hard shooting it to protect me#i woke up freaked out and decided to torment soap with it to feel better#thats literally the only reason this exists#that and the thought of soaps super hairy chest but thats besides the point#anyway#i was going to have ghost be a drifter after retiring but i like the idea of him being the unlikely safe person living out in the woods#ghost moves soap into the little one bedroom cabin he built behind the station#its hidden by the trees and kept warm by a fire. he gives soap and the baby the bedroom and sleeps out in the living room#he keeps watch out the window for whoevers after soap#he doesnt find out who it is for a while; soaps been burned and reluctant to trust anyone#but they gradually heal each other; ghost gives soap someone to trust and soap helps ghost heal his truma by giving him someone he can save#soap starts to work in the service station despite ghost telling him he doesnt need to but he wants his independence back#he finds he likes working and ghost cant take that from him when hes so obviously happy cleaning and shelving stock#soaps husband comes looking for him but ghost still has his contacts and calls a whole militia down on his head#each one of them with favours in the government if not outright political immunity; money means nothing in the face of them#they just threaten him; lets him know soap is protected now#at least; thats what ghost tells soap š#coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt#weāre a team. ghost team#ghostsoap#soapghost#ghoap#john soap mactavish#soap cod#simon ghost riley#ghost cod#save post
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The X Files Quotes that I say/reference so often that I've had to make gifs of them part 1/?
#the x files#txf#x files gifs#xf gifs#my gifs#txf quotes#reaction gifs#when i panic i make this face#oh i should just shoot myself#mulder toads just fell from the sky#mulder theyre worms#mulder no#ow#just a little prick#im not going to ask you if you said what I think you just said because I know its what you just said#evidence#doesnt that make you sad. it makes me sad#are you aware of the statistics of decapitation
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In Time and Stars
#in stars and time#isat#siffrin#josh art tag#been wanting to practice less āliteralā drawings....#like people doing a certain thing or being in a certain place or even just standing there#and instead do more like conceptual stuff?? idk how to word it#but i love doing stuff like this#and i feel like i havent done it in a while#i think last time i did was early in the year when i was still really into the Magnus Protocol#and was illustrating lines from each episode#some of which are my best performing art ever lol#i still remember my sibling telling me they had come across my art on their dash and later on their insta explore page#they had apologized since me and my sibs have an agreement to not search for or interact with each other online just for privacys sake#but i found it both funny and kinda insane#was not expecting my art to get big enough to find its way to that sib lol#uuuhhhhh anyway back on topic#ive had this idea of a siffrin illustration where either have their face or the back part of their head being a clock#and i tried a couple drafts in my sketchbook#and ended up liking this one! it had the addition of the shooting star and from then i toyed with the idea of adding the title text#i have another less literal piece for zelda that i wanna do#but i also wanna work on my isat animatic#....and i also wanna play stardew....#i need more hours in the day š
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