#just nothing crazy

[fortunately-bi]

Do the followers know I'm a metal head? Do they know that I want to be covered in tattoos with an alternative look who listens to obscure metal bands and stuff? Or do I still come off as like, the nerd in the basement lmao

[lazylittledragon]

does anyone want 700 pages of cyra lore or are you normal

[fandomfloozy]

nsfw mdni

watching jason todd work on his motorcycle be like...

jason: what?

y/n: just lookin'

jason: you look like you got something to say

y/n: [shakes head] mm-mm

jason: you sure?

y/n: ...well...

jason: tell me

y/n: mmmm... no, it's too embarrassing

jason: pfft. you? embarrassed?

y/n: perish the thought

jason: so lay it on me

y/n: oh, i'll lay something on you

jason: babe...

y/n: jaybird, i don't mean to be crass but--

jason: sweetheart, just spit it out--

y/n: i wanna suck your dick so bad

jason: ...

jason: /////// jesus christ...

~°•*~

A/N: something about a man all greased up and sweaty while working on machinery uwu

[honeyhobbs]

Made a little lineart compilation of my fav gaz drawings in one place! I feel like just the lines have a certain charm lol

[kiruamon]

Lifting exercises with Sun?

I heard people headcanon that the DCA might be actually not as heavy as the other animatronics so... have Sun silently staring at you in awe while you pick him up to see if rumors are true.

[thejadecount]

To anyone who wants to talk shit about bad story/character development in Deadpool & Wolverine CAN SHUT THE FUCK UP! I CAME TO SEE 2 HOURS OF DEADPOOL MAKING META & SEX JOKES AND HAVING HOMOEROTIC TENSION WITH WOLVERINE AND MARVEL DELIVERED EXACTLY THAT

[swervesfirstblaster]

soundwave looking pretty while doing nothing worthy in s2 besides standing next to ravage <3

[crustaceousfaggot]

Hawkeye you can't just say that

[carebeardean]

Charles has always left Edwin little notes slipped between the pages of his favorite books, in his science equipment, places he knows Edwin loves. Just silly things—post its that say “hi Edwin :)”. doodles of Edwin with his nose stuck in a book. reminders to stock up on wolfsbane. but.

Then, post canon, Edwin tentatively starts dating people. And it’s ridiculous, because Edwin’s right there, all the time, but Charles..misses him a bit. And his heads a mess, and he can’t sort out what the hell he’s feeling most of the time, and whenever he tries to say any of it out loud it comes out rubbish.

So. He writes down some of the shit he can’t say right, and because he’s a coward, hides them so he doesn’t have to see Edwin’s face when he reads them.

then Edwin starts writing back.

Neat lilac blue little envelopes appear in Charles coat pockets. In his bag. Once, in his shoe? Some nights, Edwin will clear his throat and mention something from a letter, offhand, like they’re just picking up conversation, and Charles can pretend they are. That they always have talked about the basement, the belt, the nameless fear that chokes him every time Edwin walks out the door with someone else on his arm.

Sometimes he can’t. The words get stuck in his throat. Edwin’s not mad, he’s maddeningly, stubbornly kind about it, which is worse.

Some nights they trade. A secret for a secret. Charles learns about the novels Edwin used to hide under his mattress, about all the lonely years before Charles got there. About Simon.

Meanwhile, Edwin is losing his mind, because Charles has accidentally stumbled onto what was a fucking courting ritual in his time. Love letters were something engaged couples treasured for years, kept and reread over and over. (Edwin does. keep them in a special box, will take one out and trace the words, tuck it in his breast pocket for courage).

Edwin would rather have to reattach a limb again than lose Charles trust, all the dark and beautiful things he shares with Edwin only. He knows—knows Charles doesn’t mean to make him fall more in love with him.

[mmmairon]

All patched up

[forsworned]

Author's note: for my sweet, sweet, @dmitriene , because you listened to me and went to bed instead of staying up like a maniac <3

The thing about Simon is, that he's always observing you. Whether you're stretching out on the couch in the commons because you've been sitting there for hours translating Russian military documents or the way you poke your tongue out in concentration as you hone your sights on any enemy through your sniper scope. Or even the smaller details like, when he's reading written reports and he doesn't even need to see your name signed at the bottom to know that it's your handwriting.

So it shouldn't come as a surprise when he's stripping off his black compression tee when you both get home from a long recon mission and he's pulling you to his side, pressing his bicep to your shoulder and your eyes are reaming. The dainty flower tattoo that you have etched below your clavicle is seemingly connected to his bicep that is a continuation of the stem with delicate little blossoms. It's still fresh, a raw red like he just got it a few days ago and you're literally in awe. The gesture was so small and yet so grandiose.

"So, I can hav' a piece o' ya anywhere I go." He murmurs, tracing the patterns of the leaves and stems of your tattoo.

Your eyes are welling up and he quickly thumbs them away, tilting your chin upward to place a chaste kiss to your lips and then to your forehead. "Don' get all emotional on me, dovie."

"Can't help it." You croak out, grinning from ear-to-ear as you touch the fresh black ink. He doesn't even wince a bit at your touch.

A piece of you.

Safe to say Simon is indeed a romantic.

[ruporas]

green haired guy that has haunted my character types for 10+ years

[elitisim]

. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁ ⟡ ݁ . ⊹ ₊ ݁.12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS, DAY 6: 6 GEESE A LAYING. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁ ⟡ ݁ . ⊹ ₊ ݁.

Okay, the thought process was: geese a laying > geese > mother goose > nursery rhymes > Nurseries. You see the vision, right?...Good! Day 6 of [ELITISIM'S 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS ADVENT EXTRAVAGANZA!] is a conversion of @myshunosun's lullaby nursery set: 6 items for your newest bouncing bundle of joy to enjoy this holiday season!

Information:

None of this is my original work! All mesh and texture credit goes to the original creator, @myshunosun!

All objects are functional.

Low-poly meshes: all meshes are less than 1.5k with most being under 500!

** WARNING**: The Changing Tables require either the [Baby Changing Station from the EA Store] or [Baby Table file from @aroundthesims] to work properly! Rocking Chairs are NOT base game compatible and require Supernatural to function! [they might work with Store Content rocking Chairs but idk i'm not sure]

**WARNING 2:** Crib works perfectly for toddlers, but infants float a little when placed.

Polycounts, in game prices, and color channel breakdown under the cut!

[DOWNLOAD MERGED]

[DOWNLOAD UNMERGED]

Tagging: @pis3update, @xto3conversionsfinds, @kpccfinds,

Lullabye Nursery Crib : 288 Polys| 4 channels | Found in Kids under Furniture | §165|

Lullabye Nursery Changing Table : 178 Polys| 2 channels | Found in Kids under Furniture| §75|

Lullabye Nursery Dresser : 723 Polys| 4 channels | Found in Storage under Dressers| §75|

Lullabye Nursery Toy Chest : 204 Polys| 3 channels | Found in Comfort under Beds| §50|

Lullabye Nursery Nightstand : 354 Polys| 4 channels | Found in surfaces under Endtables| §80|

Lullabye Nursery Rocking Chair : 1254 Polys| 4 channels | Found in Comfort under Living Chairs| §80|

[eepypigeon]

not to go all 2016 YouTuber theorist on everyone but uh that "bit" at the start of Marks new video? This bit? the bit that felt weirdly out of place?

The text reads "please, help me" with a drone playing in the background

"only you can find the axe"

weird. where have I seen an axe before?

AM I CRAZY OR

[blee-bleep]

LMFAO HE'S SO FUCKING PISSED