#~°•*brainworms

[fandomfloozy]

nsfw mdni

watching jason todd work on his motorcycle be like...

jason: what?

y/n: just lookin'

jason: you look like you got something to say

y/n: [shakes head] mm-mm

jason: you sure?

y/n: ...well...

jason: tell me

y/n: mmmm... no, it's too embarrassing

jason: pfft. you? embarrassed?

y/n: perish the thought

jason: so lay it on me

y/n: oh, i'll lay something on you

jason: babe...

y/n: jaybird, i don't mean to be crass but--

jason: sweetheart, just spit it out--

y/n: i wanna suck your dick so bad

jason: ...

jason: /////// jesus christ...

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A/N: something about a man all greased up and sweaty while working on machinery uwu

[mangosteen]

[evgar]

i need them badly

[tsuyonpuu]

Modern AU! Vik using Jayce as his leg rest for his bad knee haha

[lowkeydivine]

Underrated panel

[ghostshaped]

started screaming choked nearly threw up and then cried

[t00thpasteface]

gulf coast miku!

[shandzii]

lil design exercise sdfghjk been a hot minute since I tackled mecha

Sebastian but transformer

[rius-cave]

That's not how you flirt Lucy

[spidertroupeart]

Fucking eepy

[fandomfloozy]

I wanna write about this...

Falin is more than happy to accommodate her brother. She convinces Marcille that it's just while he gets back on his feet, just while he finds something that makes him happy and sustains him. There's no doubt in her mind that he'll figure it out eventually.

Marcille is less than convinced.

She kind of sees Laios as a directionless freeloader. She doesn't think Laios is well-suited for any traditional sort of livelihood. She thinks (and is scared that) he'll stay on their couch forever. And deep down, she worries.

And worries even more when he meets you.

Not because you're also directionless and burdensome, no no. But because you're not. You're actually well-off. And stable. And you have a good job. And you're nice and cordial and social. And there's absolutely nothing wrong with you. You're perfect! And THAT'S what worries her.

She thinks you definitely have to have some sort of ulterior motive for dating Laios. She just doesn't know what it is. And it drives her nosy ass CRAZY. She doesn't fathom what you could POSSIBLY see in what she sees as a wreck of a quasi-brother-in-law when you're so put-together.

And the thing is that you don't.

You don't have an ulterior motive.

You are genuinely and unabashedly attracted to Laios and like him very much.

You like him because he's kind. You like him because he's honest. You like him because he's goofy. You like him because he's unrestrictedly and unrestrainedly himself.

You like him because he doesn't put you on any sort of pedestal or hold any contempt for you for your failings. You like him because he doesn't have any sort of expectations for you, not like the people in your life that you constantly hold it together for and put up a front for. He doesn't want you to do any of that.

He just likes you for you.

You don't need to pretend or be anyone else.

You feel like you can be yourself with Laios. No holds barred.

You feel like you get to be YOUR unrestricted and unrestrained self with him...

...And that self likes to fuck your boyfriend on his sister's couch.

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fucking laios in the couch (it's Marcille and Falin's couch) ((he sleeps there)) (((he lives in their living room))) ((((he's three months behind on rent))))

[fandomfloozy]

toji x a bratty!reader who catches an attitude (whether it be from being tired or sleepy or frustrated or god forbid HUNGRY) and instead of sitting there and letting himself catch strays, he dicks them down real good and orders them take-out

next thing you know reader is sitting on the counter, kicking their feet as they eat contentedly in the post-sex haze

cue toji in the background, snickering to himself bc he knows all his brat needs to be satisfied is to be stuffed from both ends 🤭

[bluegiragi]

underground fighter au goes crazy (inspired by this threadfic over on twitter)

early access + nsfw on patreon

[meanodeano]

when you call my name, it's like a little prayer

[hymyarts]

"We Myrmidons are not the sentimental type."