#just not the normal way | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

windybluebelles · 3 months ago

Text

Concept-

Stephanie Brown becomes Spoiler at an earlier age (think 9 or 10) and is swinging around Gotham like an untrained Robin, angry and with little care for silly things like morals or the law.

Meets an equally untrained Tim Drake who’s hopping over buildings holding an expensive camera and has little care for things like morals or the Law.

They get talking, become close and now there’s a new type of picture filling Tim’s camera role. Next to the pictures of Robin and Batman beating criminals are purposely shit videos of criminals being cussed out by a tiny blonde girl, maybe there’s a blurry photo or two (or ten or twenty or thirty or-) of Steph trying to take a selfie using a camera.

It’s great, it’s fun, it lets them socialise with kids their own age, it’s illegal, it’s annoying the hell out of the bats.

One night their sitting on a rooftop, just chatting maybe sharing a burger or something, they see movement in the alley bellow.

Is it a criminal? Lost kid? Bird? Bat? Is it-

They see a flash of green.

It’s the fucking Joker.

It’s the joker, limping through a random dark alley, small giggles filtering through his lips.

Spoiler reacts on instinct, grabbing a loose brick from the ground next to her and throwing it down as aggressively as she could.

It hits its mark.

Stephanie Brown kills the joker.

Four years later, Jason is growing out of Robin, Spoiler is officially acknowledged as apart of the Batfamily, she’s been inviting her friend Tim over to Wayne manor more often, Bruce has been thinking more recently of a cold case that’s stumped him. Who killed the joker?

Tim is horrified, what will BATMAN do if he finds out his neighbours a murderer.

Steph thinks it’s kinda funny but also doesn’t wanna get done for murder.

They manage to convince Bruce that he was attempting to attack them and they acted in self defence.

The closing theme of ‘they both reached for the gun’ plays

#Wrote all that for a Chicago reference #I have another idea that includes Bernard Dowd but 1. it’s not fully fleshed out yet and 2. I actually wanna write a fic about it #dc #dcu #dc comics #batman #batfam #batfamily #tim drake #stephanie brown #spoiler #spoiler dc #no stephbin in this one folks #Stephanie Brown kills the Joker #Jason Todd doesn’t die #I mean he coulddd #just not the normal way #both reached for the gun- Chicago

33 notes · View notes

vulpinesaint · 3 months ago

Text

quiz enjoyers! i am now inviting you to come create something in my workshop❕

#new bracken quiz just dropped!!#only took me like three hours actually. kind of impressive #for the way that i write quizzes. i will go 'let me write a piece of short fiction' and then expect to do it in one sitting #I DID IT TONIGHT THOUGH. almost 2000 words in the document. crazy shit #anyway um. what if i told you all that this one is normal for sure. nice normal regular quiz that will be nice to you #i won't pinky promise but you are free to believe me if you want <3 #uquiz #my uquizzes #my quizzes #uquiz quiz #uquizzes #uquiz link #quiz link #quizzes #quiz #is there a tag for fucked up narrative/poetry based quizzes. how do i get that to the target audience #^ guy who has been spending this whole time cultivating the target audience

18K notes · View notes

symphonyofsilence · 5 months ago

Text

Let the poor man rest.

#also no he doesn't want to experience life as a normal person. no he wouldn't sacrifice his powers to live again.#he LOVED being powerful. he was very proud of his powers. he was at the top of the world. what he disliked was being so lonely at the top.#which having reunited with Geto now he is not.#and he wanted to keep the next generation safe due to his past regrets and teach a generation of kids to be at the top together.#and he wanted to get rid of the corrupt higher-ups and reform the Jujutsu society.#and he did all of that. Yuta and Yuuji are both alive and safe and the kids are all reunited with each other stronger than ever #and the higher-ups are d**d.#Gojo obviously wouldn't hate to keep living. he clearly didn't expect to lose and die. but as he himself confirmed #he died doing what he loved. he went out the way he wanted. he went out with a bang. he had the best fight of his life and gave it his all.#as he said 'he had fun'. he said it would have been embarrassing if he died of old age or sickness.#and now that he's gone he's happy with his friends and especially Geto. he found peace.#He said it himself 'Now i'm wishing that it's not just a dream'.#also for those of you who say that Geto & Gojo wouldn't be together because one would go to hell and one to heaven... no. just no.#first of all. Gojo did a mass m*r*** before his death #second of all. they're Buddhists. they don't have heaven and hell. don't bring Abrahamic religions into everything.#and you'd be surprised by the excuses the Abrahamic religions find to not let people in heaven.#probably Gojo wouldn't go to heaven even if he didn't kill the higher-ups due to...idk... occasionaly doing pranks or sth.#but Gege apparently created a whole other afterlife of his own. and Toji Geto Gojo Nanami and everyone were all gathered there together.#you SAW that. so stop.#jujutsu kaisen #jjk #gojo satoru #satoru gojo #jjk gojo #gege akutami #my two cents #satosugu

12K notes · View notes

adriles · 1 year ago

Text

they are Cancelling me for dealing with my grief as best i can . also for the vicious war Crimes

#book 24 #the conversation between the gods at the beginning there is just this #greatest hits #all i say is vicious war crimes in a vague way #and you all start frothing at the mouth like rabid dogs #a lot of yall get the memo with the blorbo tags but also. seeing quite a few strange pulls #not exactly war crimes but Ok #sometimes normal vicious crimes can just be normal vicious crimes ok guys #can yall stop tagging this as israel u guys r fucking weird….#if u see this and think it is a joke about actual fucking horrific war crimes and ethnic cleansing. u may be fucked up in the head #please be normal #will people stop commenting on this please. none of yall r funny #legendary warrior

35K notes · View notes

catmask · 1 year ago

Text

the 'all marriage is gay as far as im concerned' except its me watching a man and woman character in a show i like and accidentally saying 'theyre so gay' because i literally forget thats not the word for romance because to me all romance is gay

#normally i find the way m/f pairings are written to be really frustrating #not because its like 'i hate straight people' or whatever i literally just want them to actually like each other and communicate #or have an interesting enough dynamic i can stay invested #also i am bisexual and m/f pairings can be nice. but liek they actually have to Be Nice and like eachother or be funny at the very least #txt #scratchpost

24K notes · View notes

chloesimaginationthings · 3 months ago

Text

How William Afton got his wife in FNAF

7K notes · View notes

oars · 1 year ago

Text

#i feel like tge fact im apprehensive about posting this is kinda proving my point #the way everyone talks about both weight gain and weight loss is just horrendous #like idek if i could fit all i wanna say in here especially while im at work but #i so badly wish people could be normal about weight gain and talking about it #its like if youre not in some constant state of wanting to lose weight people want to kill you #god forbid you want to put on weight to feel more comfortable in your body outside of muscles and a butt #fatphobia is a given thats a whole other few paragraphs #im grateful i have mutuals and friends who are normal but ill have or hear these convos and go #ok i feel sick. why do i feel this way why do you feel that way.#anyways i think fatphobia is one of the worst things to ever happen

28K notes · View notes

pangur-and-grim · 5 months ago

Text

Belphie was having a weird issue that freaked me out, so I took him in, and they said he could be in early stage heart failure. he’s going to stay while they do an echocardiogram, and then they’ll let me know.

#they said they wouldn’t expect him to react this way to the medication if he had a normal heart #and that worst case scenario he has a heart defect #which would mean his lifespan could only be 6-12 more months #that’s absolute worst case scenario though.#I’m hoping this is just fluid from the FIP that the Fergus people didn’t notice on Wednesday #and that it’ll dry up after more time spent on medication #Christ there goes another 3k though

4K notes · View notes

joshuamj · 8 months ago

Text

Hero.

#legend of zelda #echoes of wisdom #loz eow #loz #zelda #tri #josh art tag #been meaning to do a full on stained glass drawing for like 2 years now lol #ive had ideas but none really stuck with me until this one #and the reason why is cuz this one was more of a scene! it wasnt just a normal drawing made to look like stained glass #it had what is supposed to be a literal window with someone standing before it looking up at it #also i find the timing of this drawing funny #cuz i just recently changed my shading style to resemble stained glass even more so than usual #cuz for years now ive gottem comments saying #my style reminds people of stained glass #and sometimes i see it sometimes i dont #cuz my shading style changes and sometimes it really did look glass like #but other times i dont think it did?? but i still got those comments??#maybe its like the way i do lineart or block out shapes?#idk but recently when i was growing tired of my previous coloring style i remembered those comments #and decided to lean into it #but now just a little while after that #here i am doing a legit stained glass illustration lol

8K notes · View notes

asexual-shelly · 6 months ago

Text

whatever. go, my dandlers...

FINALLY SOME ART FOR AN AU IVE BEEN WORKING ON!!!!! YIPEEEEEE!!!!!!!! So tl;dr Twisted Modes like an alternate game mode designed to be a form of 'hard mode', where the play styles for each toon have been muddied or completely changed to offer a completely different experience for players. The premise is that the toons are like a remnant of previous games, its based upon the clone theory so each individual toon has their own story and lore separate from the others (though there are exceptions for a few characters!). Also the AU is written in a way that's meant to semi-emulate the game itself which is why the stats and alternate abilities are listed, expect more gameplay aspects to be given in the future bc i love coming up with gameplay mechanics 😈

The chars here aren't all of the ones planned btw I wanna make another sheet when I can, feel free to ask questions tho ill be happy to answer ^^ pleasepleasepleasepleaseplea

#dandys world #dandy's world #dandys world au #Twisted Mode AU #dandys world vee #dandys world shrimpo #dandys world toodles #dandys world shelly #dandys world cosmo #my art #expect a lot more twisted mode auposting im so normal abt this au guys #tw ichor #does that need a tw? shrug #tw body horror #oh btw just wanna clarify the infected titles are purely to distinguish them from regular toons #a lot of them are infected w ichor in some way but some of them like cosmo very much arent so i felt the need to clarify while im here

3K notes · View notes

morganbritton132 · 6 months ago

Text

Continuing on a bit from this post:

Tim, complaining about Bruce grounding him again: It doesn’t even make sense! It’s like everything I do is a problem now but I’m not doing anything different!

Kon, who thinks a grounding is when you get sent outside to do yard work: Have you tried digging a hole? Like a lot of holes.

Bart, whose punishments are typically doing chores without powers: Or raking leaves?

Cassie, who knows exactly why Tim keeps getting in trouble: … Does Bruce know you’re at Titan Tower?

Tim: No, why?

Cassie: No reason.

***Later that day***

Jason: Why is Tim digging a grave in the front yard?

Dick: He got grounded again.

Jason: So… is it for him or Bruce?

Dick: Not sure yet.

#Cassie realizing she’s the most normal one here and the gods talk to her #It’s unfortunate that Bruce and Tim are bad at communicating in the exact same way #This will not be resolved without someone interfering but almost everybody thinks it’s funnier to just watch #meanwhile: Alfred is about ten steps away from seeing what’s currently happening to his flowers #and Tim is one wrong word away from creating another fake uncle #tim drake #red robin #conner kent #superboy #impulse #bart allen #cassie sandsmark #wonder girl #batfam

3K notes · View notes