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everyone experiences a time loop in their life. the duration varies, from person to person, loop to loop — the length of the loop window itself, and the times it, well, loops. the shortest window on record was a ten minute loop (the woman who experienced that nearly went mad, repeating those minutes for months) and the longest loop window was two years.
there are people, too, it’s said, who barely even know they were in a loop: two or three times, and a sense of deja vu.
but everyone knows that it must have been there loop, that moment, that feeling; because everyone experiences a loop, one way or another.
statistically, it’s most likely you’ll experience your loop sometime between the ages of 18 to 45. it’s rare that the loop happens before someone reaches puberty but not unheard of: only three in the whole of record history, though scholars allow there could be more that weren’t reported, not noticed.
the oldest recorded looper was a 92, and lived two weeks for five years. he died a few days later.
there are lots of theories about the loops, whole schools of thought devoted to why humans experience time like this, once in their lives. people spend their whole lives studying it, hoping maybe they’ll spend their own loop looking at it (though of course what you build in your loop is always left behind). books are written, movies are made, time loops romanticized and made more beautiful than they are.
because here is the thing: the point of the time loop isn’t to save or prevent something: it’s to embrace the things we cannot change.
they don’t know it until much later, but nancy, jonathan, and joyce have a rare semi-shared loop: will’s disappearance, the week after. it lasts longer for nancy than it does for the others, unable to stop trying to save barb.
hopper’s always been surprised he didn’t relive sara’s death: instead, it’s the moment he chooses to give eleven up for will, and the rest of them.
max experiences the third and fourth of july, 1985, over and over and over and —
eleven spends an eternity in that desert bunker, though really it’s only two days.
steve only realizes he’s in his loop when he goes to bed the night after they bury eddie munson in an unmarked and he wakes up next to nancy wheeler in 1983.
already too late for barb, he thinks, mind spinning, palms clammy. so what’s it gonna be?
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in light of recent events
#I’m losing my mind theyre the most divorced ever#throw lestat in there and they’re like statistical anomalies for failed marriages#i love their horrible tactics and cringefail ways#so sorry if somebody’s already made this i just couldn’t get it out of my head#louis de pointe du lac#the vampire armand#daniel molloy#iwtv spoilers#iwtv s2#iwtv amc#interview with the vampire#loumand#loumandaniel#m watches iwtv
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My real time reaction of watching an American influencer spread straight up lies about my country because they lived/visited there at some point
#“some DISGUSTING truths about korea” oh okay- i mean sure yeah. Racism is still pretty intense in Korea- I can understand how-#“60% of men and 81% of women think cheating is GOOD for their relationship” WHAT.#WE LITERALLY DON'T????#WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT STATISTIC THAT YOU PULLED OUT OF YOUR ASS#“it's super cheap to live and buy food in korea” NO??#WE HAVE THE SAME SHITTY ECONOMY AS YOU FAM- THE PRICES AREN'T FUCKING “3 TO 4 DOLLARS” PER MEAL???#HAVE YOU BEEN EATING PACKETS OF PEANUTS FOR BREAKFAST DINNER AND LUNCH?? WHAT?#and then they mentioned the racism which yeah- like I said-#it's a big problem there- that's a totally valid point#but 60% OF MEN 81% OF WOMEN DO NOT THINK CHEATING IS GOOD??#I think I'm more concerned about how many people were wholeheartedly believing it in the comments like- please at least ask her to site her#sources other than her own experience#I UNDERSTAND that you had a relationship with a korean guy once and he cheated on you and had a whole other girlfriend but MAYBE have you#considered that you just had a really shitty boyfriend and that it doesn't apply to everyone else
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it's easy to miss if you're able-bodied and extremely sheltered, but the fact that all architectural "accessibility" is designed with the (false) presumption that the disabled person in need of the accommodation will have an able bodied person to assist them, is a glaring oversight and failure of design, in my opinion
#vasira rambles#like those steep ramps for wheelchairs#idk if you've rolled a wheelchair uphill as the person in the wheelchair but it's an exhausting and difficult feat#but u can just slap a ramp onto a building and call it accessible#but it's only accessible if the wheelchair user has a motor on their chair or another person to assist#and that sucks#like ideally we all live to die of old age right#statistically in that case we will all become disabled at some point#but the way architecture and city planning is built has very little regard for this#and we are all worse off for it
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As another lesbian European who went to school with straight boys who jokingly made out in the hallways, slapped each other’s asses and pretended to give each other blow jobs in English class I want to add that while I absolutely agree that none of the grid really reads queer to me (and especially the whole Leclerc family), they are in fact just another example of freaky male Europeans, there’s also the fact that statistically speaking there’s a shit ton of queer people on this planet so like I wouldn’t be that surprised either if some of the drivers turned out to be not straight considering the whole dynamics of the sport lol
Potential homophobia aside it would be quite funny to see people lose their absolute shit over it too
Oh yeah absolutely I think the power of statistics is on our side!!! (our = the queers. the gays. the alphabet people) I think some of it is cultural but also, really, men's sport as a whole is just SUCH a homosocial environment, if you'd allow me the term. Shipping aside I'm always thinking about this quote and just, like, the sociology of men's sport in general. Even in cultural spaces that are WAY more "no homo" than Monaco-based racing driver circles, men's sports are just... so physical and so male-centred and so primed for highly emotional moments and 'us against the world, you're my only one' kinda vibes.
Again, some of it is the european-ness but I'd be curious to know whether the people who get legit gay vibes from Lando or Charles are familiar with sportballs kinda dynamics and if they get gay vibes from that too. Because yeah a non-insignificant number of straight guys I know have kissed their buddies on the lips at some point, but so have multiple footballers live on global tv
#although re: your original point that statistically some people on the grid past & present are probably queer just due to numbers#I obviously agree but also with the disclaimer that elite sports are more self-selective for straightness than many other environments#I think if I had a magical power that let me see the “true” gender & sexuality of every person in the world#I would still expect racing drivers as a group to be less driverse re: queerness than a random sample of the population.#idk what else to tag this as... just like#sports thoughts#elle asks
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It is generally kind of disheartening to try and have any sort of conversation about race on this website that leaves room for actual emotion instead of, like, an explicit, straightforward explanation of a concept intended for white audiences to listen and learn from. Even those conversations are hard. I guess it’s because tumblr has a predominantly white userbase but seeing themes of race, culture, disconnection, and assimilation go over so many peoples heads or be confidently misinterpreted as themes of gender, sexuality, or neurodivergence over and over can feel really isolating and discouraging. I get that a lot of people just don’t have the personal experience to connect to those themes, but failing to recognize that they exist in a work entirely makes me kind of sad as a creator, and is a lot of the reason I don’t post on here so much anymore
#idk it feels sometimes like white audiences#can recognize that being gay or trans or neurodivergent etc comes with unique emotional experiences#not just statistical experiences or hypothetical experiences or social studies class experiences#but deeply personal emotional ones#I get it I’m not cis or neurotypical or straight either#but I’m also not white#and that comes with exactly the same things#yet it feels like in order for white audiences to understand that#I have to say exactly what’s happened to me and why and point out what social injustice caused it and cite my sources at the end#because just writing poetry or making art doesn’t connect. it feels really lonely
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I get the appeal of the acid bath turning Joker kinda metahuman-adjacent, giving him abnormal durability, I really do. It's a good explanation for his insane plot armor. HOWEVER... I just think it's objectively so much funnier if the acid bath only affected him on a surface level, i.e., his skin, and has nothing to do with him surviving so many lethal situations. It's so much funnier to me if he just has like, INSANE luck when it comes to death. Like he keeps putting himself in these horribly dangerous situations but god just will NOT let him die.
#it's just so fucking funny to me#the idea of him being like the epitome of that GOD WON'T LET ME DIE t-shirt#like at this point he's basically TRYING to kill himself#but he just has the most bonkers insane luck#i don't know if this is amusing to anyone but me lmao#but i love this idea#joker#idk#broke: the acid gave him metahuman durability#woke: he's just a statistical anomaly
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Theodorus: Sit down.
Mozart: Nobody tells me what to do!
MC: Please sit down.
Mozart: *immediately sits down*
#ikevamp#ikemen vampire#ikevamp theo#ikevamp mozart#ikevamp theodorus#ikevamp mc#ikevamp incorrect quotes#i love when theo and mozart are. THE cattiest bitches#ill be in my grave before i forget them roasting each other within an inch of their lives#literally the only thing that made it better was isaac going 'for the love of god shut it' out of nowhere#man the way i can imagine sebas in the background like keeping a tally of each banger line for each member of the mansion#you know like in the anastasia movie??? the statistics may surprise you#mozart isaac and theo are in the lead#I call them the Sweet and Salty crew and I think the name is self-explanatory#why ask for salt when you can just tap mozart on the shoulder--#the second gang is Comte Sebas and Napoleon and I call them Glamorous Petty and Better Than You#will throw down verbally at any point but are not usually the initiators#will say that Comte may seem like a surprising one but like. in my defense#a good 70% of his interactions with people is him just. lowkey roasting under the radar#just because I need a magnifying glass don't mean it don't happen--#the third group is Leo Dazai and Jeanne--tempted to call them Tall Dark and Spicy#and I feel like they don't have much of an impulse to choose violence so their insults are few and far in between#however. when they hit they hit HELLA and it's amazing#arthur i'm torn because like#he's usually the one shaking his ass to be roasted???? so im not really sure he'd have much of a tally (charles is basically the same)#faust is in Sweet and Salty and I will not be taking any constructive criticism. man is the definition of hot and cold and i love it for him#vlad and shakespeare i will say are in the Glamorous gang#don't bother asking me about vincent because I would never insult the mansion's angel that way. the number is microscopic#he has his own category because he only ever zings Theo or on the very rare occasion he gets pissed#i feel vincent's power level cannot be conveyed by the limits of the mere mortal mind...
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its so fun how despite not living in america i dont need to check the us election news at all because i know if anything major happens tomorrow before my exams itll be all anybodys talking about . which never happens with our own elections or politics but WHAT EVER!
#slash sarcasm#its so annoying bc the us election DOES impact us and the rest of the world majorly. and we dont get a single say in it argh#oh well. no point stressing about it im gonna make food and maybe try study#sorry ok also all my irl friends are being so defeatist and i just. shut UP we dont even live there we dont know what its like#how the hell do you think youre able to be so sure who will win based off some statistics you barely understand and an article or 2#sorry again that was a bit mean. truthfully it just makes me sad that my friends are choosing to assume the worst outcome is#already decided when its not and they dont need to be stressing like this!!! they dont need to give up hope!!
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i need to fall in love i am going to go insane
#every week i meet like 5 people on dating apps who are just like impossible to communicate with#statistically speaking one of you should be able to cut through this at this point#I WANT OFF THESE GOD DAMN APPS
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evolution smp 🤝 comics
having a pretty large backlog of content that many people are unwilling to consume before getting into the fandom so they make art/fic/posts from a “solely read fanfiction and not consumed the media itself” space and it results in beliefs about the world/characters/lore that are extremely divorced from the series itself overtaking the fan space.
#space rambles#lil hater moments#yes this post is why i made up that tag#i’ll be real. this is. perhaps a little mean. hence why i am not tagging it#not maintagging it i mean. i’m on mobile i’m not fixing that#but it’s true. and you know it#to be clear i am not a comics fan but a lot of my friends are#so i’m like. aware of this#but i think people writing watcher fic should do the thing that comics writers sometimes do#which is put in the notes/tags ‘i haven’t read the comics but i read fics i really liked’#so that i know when i should leave#like i KNOW that eyes and ears is pretty divorced from evos lore at this point#it’s an au of the life series and also of evos#but that doesn’t mean knowing nothing about evos ISNT detrimental to how you think about the life series#because there is simply SO MUCH that we don’t know about eyes and ears#and you can either fill those gaps with things that are based in evos/informed by knowledge of evos#or you can. not.#this is ESPECIALLY true for depictions of the listeners but it’s also obviously true of the watchers#like i’m sure i’ve encountered good content about the watchers from people who have not watched evos/know nothing about it#just like. statistically.#i suspect it was probably content having to do w/ martyn specifically. most specifically having to do w/ the void#cause like. idk i trust martyn writers most of the time#but i digress#this wasn’t supposed to be a rant. i am so sorry
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A moment of statistics and wow look at him: Clem is one of two drivers who have been able to drag Carlin in f3 on the podium since 2019 (the other was Zak O'Sullivan), and in f2 Clem is one of three drivers to be on the podium with Trident, one of two to win with Trident, and the only one who won feature race with Trident since 2017
Kinda ✨impressive✨
#clement novalak#he is the best at this point#and Clem still p3 in Austria for me#i like statistics#i have like dozen sheets just for motosport
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so when watching chapter black i tend to focus so much on the kuwabara getting kidnapped part of his kidnapping that i forget the bits preceding it but that poor boy wanted to show off his jigento and be useful so so unbelievably bad. like he holds back when told and doesn't bring it up until they're actively engaging the enemy but bro wanted to fight sensui and was like. ears back whining when yusuke told him to stay put. he even did his warrior of love speech when he jumped in to save yusuke and lamented how much cooler it'd have been if he'd summoned the jigento instead. poor guy :< he just wanted to look cool in front of yusuke and contribute
#poor guy's STILL getting left out </3#kuwabara ily forever you'll get em next time buddy (<- knows that statistically he probably won't get em next time)#yyh#kazuma kuwabara#it's occurring to me that i just genuinely don't remember this cluster of episodes nearly as well as the rest preceding it#probably bc my unfinished watchthroughs never make it to this point#they tend to stop either before DT or shortly thereafter#but im also more likely to revisit more BIG moments like hiei's return amanuma's death and. all of ep 89 lol#anyway idk how to explain it w/o making a video but it's not just regular bravado he's like. it's dfferent okay
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#they are humans after all#but max making mistakes from pressure? the same 23 y.o max fighting for his first title against literally the statistical goat? that max?#But honestly when did max make a mistake due to him being under pressure?#Maybe at jeddah 2021 quali n his lockup in singapore 2022 but what else? His last 4 races in 2021? They weren't mistakes#they were clearly deliberate verstaliban tactics he couldn't fight lewis with merc being much faster he would've risked a penalty/dsq#n not regretting losing the championship at the end it was just verstaliban verstalibaning fr n we saw it this year n we saw it last year#even against mick in Silverstone n this is what max said about it#“it was a good battle. I was like 'well he had to know to back off otherwise we are both out' Luckily he is smart enough to.”#lol he got cooked for this but it was verstaliban not pressure n that's my point#“carlos in singapore” old man bffr redbull fucked up their setup n everyone knows that they were the 4th fastest car that weekend#n no don't bring up his hungary n his spain mistakes in 2022 as pressure mistakes they were just mistakes due to gust of wind n wet weather#n guess what he won both of these races#This year he almost lost it at the front when he was like 15s+ from the rest n giggled about it was that from pressure?#no if it happened then it would've been just a mistake#I honestly don't remember anyone excuses max's mistakes are due to him pushing over the limit or he's driving an understeery car that#puts him under pressure as well if he made a mistake then he was a bozo n simply a mistake#(except for jeddah which was a rare mistake from being under pressure n we called it a bottle)#I dont wanna go there but he set up his team when his team n drivers make mistakes without even a title pressure#oof i had to let it out#max verstappen
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no but actually how does ffxiv have millions of players and exist for decades and out of that massive, sprawling community that never shuts up about the game
only like 10 of us are actively posting tword shit at any given time
#jibber jabber#not tickles#hi im not dead#BUT ACTUALLY THOUGH LISTEN YALL#the statistics aint statisticing#with some of the wild and (more often than not) kinky shit the xiv community produces#and how bad like all of us simp for at least ONE npc#how is there like. 10 of us tops. that have posted anything#between shadowbringers and dawntrail#WHERE ARE ALL THE XIV KNISMOS AT???? kink or not idrc i just wanna know#/lh big time i know a lot of us are probably just being very very quiet abt it#bc this community does tend to point and laugh a lot (not maliciously all the time)#anyway sorry for being so quiet. xiv is taking all my brainwaves#remaining fics coming uhhhhhh eventually
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All my life I've been told by all kinds of people that they can never really tell what I'm feeling or what's going through my mind because apparently I'm always just hiding everything behind a smile so that I've become rather unreadable. And then he just. Takes one look at me and goes 'Yeah. I know that face, oh here we go again, she's about to unleash her thoughts. She's gonna bash that theory I just showed her so hard. Where's my popcorn?' I hadn't even said anything yet and he was already laughing.
And to be honest. It's quite nice to be known, actually.
#i only went to his office to ask if he wants to join me for lunch he didn't have time and yet i still somehow ended up staying for 1.5 hours#'thanks for the conversation' he said when i left. 'and thanks for keeping me from my work'#as if HE hadn't kept me from lunch when he kept our conversation going on and on with his 'wait i still wanted to show you this'#talking to him always feels like wellness for my brain somehow. like. we're different people but we think the same way.#i don't have to translate my thoughts to be understood he already gets my point before i've even finished my train of thought#every time work tires me out so much that it feels like i can't think straight anymore then i talk to him and suddenly my brain works again#and i like how he calls me out on my nonsense when i lose myself in a contradiction or don't say what i want to say or say what i don't mea#and he lets me go on extensive rants about statistics despite not knowing anything about it and doesn't even complain#he just always says 'i'll pretend i know what that means' and says i should learn it well so he can ask me for my help with it later#recently he came to me right after teaching saying 'you won't believe how much i just messed up. let me show you how i failed'#and then proceeded to recreate the entire situation and his thought process at that moment and i just#there is a very big word running around in my mind that i dare not speak of but maybe one day#i don't even know if he even sees me as much as a friend maybe i'm just some co-worker he likes talking to occasionally you know#what does it mean what does it all mean#ramblings
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