#just like statistically at this point
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concept:
everyone experiences a time loop in their life. the duration varies, from person to person, loop to loop — the length of the loop window itself, and the times it, well, loops. the shortest window on record was a ten minute loop (the woman who experienced that nearly went mad, repeating those minutes for months) and the longest loop window was two years.
there are people, too, it’s said, who barely even know they were in a loop: two or three times, and a sense of deja vu.
but everyone knows that it must have been there loop, that moment, that feeling; because everyone experiences a loop, one way or another.
statistically, it’s most likely you’ll experience your loop sometime between the ages of 18 to 45. it’s rare that the loop happens before someone reaches puberty but not unheard of: only three in the whole of record history, though scholars allow there could be more that weren’t reported, not noticed.
the oldest recorded looper was a 92, and lived two weeks for five years. he died a few days later.
there are lots of theories about the loops, whole schools of thought devoted to why humans experience time like this, once in their lives. people spend their whole lives studying it, hoping maybe they’ll spend their own loop looking at it (though of course what you build in your loop is always left behind). books are written, movies are made, time loops romanticized and made more beautiful than they are.
because here is the thing: the point of the time loop isn’t to save or prevent something: it’s to embrace the things we cannot change.
they don’t know it until much later, but nancy, jonathan, and joyce have a rare semi-shared loop: will’s disappearance, the week after. it lasts longer for nancy than it does for the others, unable to stop trying to save barb.
hopper’s always been surprised he didn’t relive sara’s death: instead, it’s the moment he chooses to give eleven up for will, and the rest of them.
max experiences the third and fourth of july, 1985, over and over and over and —
eleven spends an eternity in that desert bunker, though really it’s only two days.
steve only realizes he’s in his loop when he goes to bed the night after they bury eddie munson in an unmarked and he wakes up next to nancy wheeler in 1983.
already too late for barb, he thinks, mind spinning, palms clammy. so what’s it gonna be?
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in light of recent events
#I’m losing my mind theyre the most divorced ever#throw lestat in there and they’re like statistical anomalies for failed marriages#i love their horrible tactics and cringefail ways#so sorry if somebody’s already made this i just couldn’t get it out of my head#louis de pointe du lac#the vampire armand#daniel molloy#iwtv spoilers#iwtv s2#iwtv amc#interview with the vampire#loumand#loumandaniel#m watches iwtv
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My real time reaction of watching an American influencer spread straight up lies about my country because they lived/visited there at some point
#“some DISGUSTING truths about korea” oh okay- i mean sure yeah. Racism is still pretty intense in Korea- I can understand how-#“60% of men and 81% of women think cheating is GOOD for their relationship” WHAT.#WE LITERALLY DON'T????#WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT STATISTIC THAT YOU PULLED OUT OF YOUR ASS#“it's super cheap to live and buy food in korea” NO??#WE HAVE THE SAME SHITTY ECONOMY AS YOU FAM- THE PRICES AREN'T FUCKING “3 TO 4 DOLLARS” PER MEAL???#HAVE YOU BEEN EATING PACKETS OF PEANUTS FOR BREAKFAST DINNER AND LUNCH?? WHAT?#and then they mentioned the racism which yeah- like I said-#it's a big problem there- that's a totally valid point#but 60% OF MEN 81% OF WOMEN DO NOT THINK CHEATING IS GOOD??#I think I'm more concerned about how many people were wholeheartedly believing it in the comments like- please at least ask her to site her#sources other than her own experience#I UNDERSTAND that you had a relationship with a korean guy once and he cheated on you and had a whole other girlfriend but MAYBE have you#considered that you just had a really shitty boyfriend and that it doesn't apply to everyone else
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it's easy to miss if you're able-bodied and extremely sheltered, but the fact that all architectural "accessibility" is designed with the (false) presumption that the disabled person in need of the accommodation will have an able bodied person to assist them, is a glaring oversight and failure of design, in my opinion
#vasira rambles#like those steep ramps for wheelchairs#idk if you've rolled a wheelchair uphill as the person in the wheelchair but it's an exhausting and difficult feat#but u can just slap a ramp onto a building and call it accessible#but it's only accessible if the wheelchair user has a motor on their chair or another person to assist#and that sucks#like ideally we all live to die of old age right#statistically in that case we will all become disabled at some point#but the way architecture and city planning is built has very little regard for this#and we are all worse off for it
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sorry for implying i'd like to strap u to an exam table and fill out a spreadsheet on where youre ticklish can i still hit
#g.txt#nsft#tickle kink#<3#genuinely have committed way too much brain space to a spreadsheet/chart layout at this point to not do it#literal clipboard holding glasses wearing knismofreak i would just uhm. i'd like to Know more? about people. and statistics#in a normal way. i am genuinely curious abt some things in just like a hm i wonder sort of way and being able to experiment is so appealing
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I was bitching about being blind to my shrink today and I had to explain how I like. cope with garbage vision and function almost as well as someone who is sighted. (I have cataracts, one eye, and can't heal from surgery disease that makes removing the cataracts not worth it until they completely take out the good eye) specifically we discussed what goes into faking maintaining eye contact and managing to still be a good aim (good vision isn't what makes someone a good shot, the ability to get the gun/bow/ whatever pointed the way they want it to be is)
everything else is accomplished via shrimp posture and holding my phone/whatever I'm working on too close to my face.
#i could not be fucked to imitate the retinal degeneration. my brain doesn't process those parts of the image as black splotches#its just not registering them at all.#Its like how videos dont display a brand new image every frame to conserve processing power#they just edit what is already there to match the new frame. My brain knows Roughly what should be there and fills in the gaps#even if its not always right#(your brain does this too. you statistically have blind spot directly below your point of focus bc thats where your optic nerve attaches to#your retina. if its not there its somewhere around that area. eyes are weird and inconsistent.)
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It is generally kind of disheartening to try and have any sort of conversation about race on this website that leaves room for actual emotion instead of, like, an explicit, straightforward explanation of a concept intended for white audiences to listen and learn from. Even those conversations are hard. I guess it’s because tumblr has a predominantly white userbase but seeing themes of race, culture, disconnection, and assimilation go over so many peoples heads or be confidently misinterpreted as themes of gender, sexuality, or neurodivergence over and over can feel really isolating and discouraging. I get that a lot of people just don’t have the personal experience to connect to those themes, but failing to recognize that they exist in a work entirely makes me kind of sad as a creator, and is a lot of the reason I don’t post on here so much anymore
#idk it feels sometimes like white audiences#can recognize that being gay or trans or neurodivergent etc comes with unique emotional experiences#not just statistical experiences or hypothetical experiences or social studies class experiences#but deeply personal emotional ones#I get it I’m not cis or neurotypical or straight either#but I’m also not white#and that comes with exactly the same things#yet it feels like in order for white audiences to understand that#I have to say exactly what’s happened to me and why and point out what social injustice caused it and cite my sources at the end#because just writing poetry or making art doesn’t connect. it feels really lonely
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Finished Heavenly Tyrant and my first comment is.........
......... Qin Zheng was WAY too funny for how much he sucked. Made me feel so conflicted.
Anyways, Heavenly Tyrant is an amazing book, highly reccomend!!!
Power to the people ✊️
#rest in pieces you hilarious bastard#...........is what i WISH i could say#unfortunately he lives#sometimes love makes you a better person and sometimes it makes you a disgusting prick#are we surprised#shimin i love you please go back to yourself#you're the best of them all#yizhi you morally ambiguous king#i love you#quielo wen'er and taiping i love you#i love women#women solidarity rules#sima yi you continue to be funny despite being the worst#impressive#im sorry your boyfriend died#zetian.....#last but not the least#best for last#best disaster girl#keep trying keep winning#i believe in you#still hoping she can have a fling with a woman in book 3#are women inherently better? no. just statistically less likely to become a possessive psychopath about feeling lust for you#anyways great communism in this one#will maybe make some more coherent comment about the intersectionality of peace at some point#and how you cant have justicr unless EVERYONE has justice#heavenly tyrant#iron widow#heavenly tyrant spoilers
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something something booktok has a BIG problem with white feminism
#anti booktok#booktok#feminism#white feminism#theres realy something to be said about white women are treated as default in the books#and how any diversity is secondary#and even MORE to be said about how most of the sucess on booktok is achieved by white authors#booktok is heavily oriented toward women#both authors and audience#its time to start talking about how this is primarily white women#instead of “booktok allows authors to connect with an audience better than trad pub” try “booktok allows WHITE authors...”#like statistically this is true#notice how even the leaders of revolutions in booktok are white#im thinkinggg paedyn from powerless??#yeah im pointing out booktoks fave book sue me#and ive seen hunger games pop up on booktok too#says something doesnt it#but when a poc leads said revolution#booktokers are clutching their pearls at the similarities between the books and real life#booktok is just enough realism for it to relate and just enough escapism where it doesnt draw uncomfortable parallels to our world#and it needs to STOP#i should write an essay on this
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I get the appeal of the acid bath turning Joker kinda metahuman-adjacent, giving him abnormal durability, I really do. It's a good explanation for his insane plot armor. HOWEVER... I just think it's objectively so much funnier if the acid bath only affected him on a surface level, i.e., his skin, and has nothing to do with him surviving so many lethal situations. It's so much funnier to me if he just has like, INSANE luck when it comes to death. Like he keeps putting himself in these horribly dangerous situations but god just will NOT let him die.
#it's just so fucking funny to me#the idea of him being like the epitome of that GOD WON'T LET ME DIE t-shirt#like at this point he's basically TRYING to kill himself#but he just has the most bonkers insane luck#i don't know if this is amusing to anyone but me lmao#but i love this idea#joker#idk#broke: the acid gave him metahuman durability#woke: he's just a statistical anomaly
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Every day on this website people log on and hate women.
#gingerswagfreckles#Hey man it kind of doesn't matter if your posts technically draw on correct statistics if#Most of the point of it relies on making up strawmen to get mad at in the form of imaginary#Hordes of women who are all being hysterical about being in danger from men on purpose#And are ~self victimizing~ whatever that means just to because they get enjoyment out of#Making people feel sorry for them and oppressing men. Like hey man. I have never#Met a woman like this in my life and when you reblog 929292 posts about#How women are always being soooo hysterical on purpose just to play the victim and oppress men#It sure does come off pretty similar to all the people gleefully shouting that jews are the new nazis and THIS time their oppression#Is ok bc this time they're just en mass playing the victim#Esp when you start reblogging 929292 posts about how women just love to play the victim#In the immediate aftermath of the trump election at the worst moment for women's rights in recent history#And you chose to join the wave of people further maligning the very idea of feminism as a valid movement against the oppression of women#And instead choose to talk 24/7 about how women love to ~self victimize~#Fuck you actually!! You're not enlightened you're just joining a wave of people who get a sick enjoyment out of doing the whole well#Well the oppressed people are the REAL BAD GUYS thing#misogyny#feminism
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Theodorus: Sit down.
Mozart: Nobody tells me what to do!
MC: Please sit down.
Mozart: *immediately sits down*
#ikevamp#ikemen vampire#ikevamp theo#ikevamp mozart#ikevamp theodorus#ikevamp mc#ikevamp incorrect quotes#i love when theo and mozart are. THE cattiest bitches#ill be in my grave before i forget them roasting each other within an inch of their lives#literally the only thing that made it better was isaac going 'for the love of god shut it' out of nowhere#man the way i can imagine sebas in the background like keeping a tally of each banger line for each member of the mansion#you know like in the anastasia movie??? the statistics may surprise you#mozart isaac and theo are in the lead#I call them the Sweet and Salty crew and I think the name is self-explanatory#why ask for salt when you can just tap mozart on the shoulder--#the second gang is Comte Sebas and Napoleon and I call them Glamorous Petty and Better Than You#will throw down verbally at any point but are not usually the initiators#will say that Comte may seem like a surprising one but like. in my defense#a good 70% of his interactions with people is him just. lowkey roasting under the radar#just because I need a magnifying glass don't mean it don't happen--#the third group is Leo Dazai and Jeanne--tempted to call them Tall Dark and Spicy#and I feel like they don't have much of an impulse to choose violence so their insults are few and far in between#however. when they hit they hit HELLA and it's amazing#arthur i'm torn because like#he's usually the one shaking his ass to be roasted???? so im not really sure he'd have much of a tally (charles is basically the same)#faust is in Sweet and Salty and I will not be taking any constructive criticism. man is the definition of hot and cold and i love it for him#vlad and shakespeare i will say are in the Glamorous gang#don't bother asking me about vincent because I would never insult the mansion's angel that way. the number is microscopic#he has his own category because he only ever zings Theo or on the very rare occasion he gets pissed#i feel vincent's power level cannot be conveyed by the limits of the mere mortal mind...
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its so fun how despite not living in america i dont need to check the us election news at all because i know if anything major happens tomorrow before my exams itll be all anybodys talking about . which never happens with our own elections or politics but WHAT EVER!
#slash sarcasm#its so annoying bc the us election DOES impact us and the rest of the world majorly. and we dont get a single say in it argh#oh well. no point stressing about it im gonna make food and maybe try study#sorry ok also all my irl friends are being so defeatist and i just. shut UP we dont even live there we dont know what its like#how the hell do you think youre able to be so sure who will win based off some statistics you barely understand and an article or 2#sorry again that was a bit mean. truthfully it just makes me sad that my friends are choosing to assume the worst outcome is#already decided when its not and they dont need to be stressing like this!!! they dont need to give up hope!!
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evolution smp 🤝 comics
having a pretty large backlog of content that many people are unwilling to consume before getting into the fandom so they make art/fic/posts from a “solely read fanfiction and not consumed the media itself” space and it results in beliefs about the world/characters/lore that are extremely divorced from the series itself overtaking the fan space.
#space rambles#lil hater moments#yes this post is why i made up that tag#i’ll be real. this is. perhaps a little mean. hence why i am not tagging it#not maintagging it i mean. i’m on mobile i’m not fixing that#but it’s true. and you know it#to be clear i am not a comics fan but a lot of my friends are#so i’m like. aware of this#but i think people writing watcher fic should do the thing that comics writers sometimes do#which is put in the notes/tags ‘i haven’t read the comics but i read fics i really liked’#so that i know when i should leave#like i KNOW that eyes and ears is pretty divorced from evos lore at this point#it’s an au of the life series and also of evos#but that doesn’t mean knowing nothing about evos ISNT detrimental to how you think about the life series#because there is simply SO MUCH that we don’t know about eyes and ears#and you can either fill those gaps with things that are based in evos/informed by knowledge of evos#or you can. not.#this is ESPECIALLY true for depictions of the listeners but it’s also obviously true of the watchers#like i’m sure i’ve encountered good content about the watchers from people who have not watched evos/know nothing about it#just like. statistically.#i suspect it was probably content having to do w/ martyn specifically. most specifically having to do w/ the void#cause like. idk i trust martyn writers most of the time#but i digress#this wasn’t supposed to be a rant. i am so sorry
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A moment of statistics and wow look at him: Clem is one of two drivers who have been able to drag Carlin in f3 on the podium since 2019 (the other was Zak O'Sullivan), and in f2 Clem is one of three drivers to be on the podium with Trident, one of two to win with Trident, and the only one who won feature race with Trident since 2017
Kinda ✨impressive✨
#clement novalak#he is the best at this point#and Clem still p3 in Austria for me#i like statistics#i have like dozen sheets just for motosport
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so when watching chapter black i tend to focus so much on the kuwabara getting kidnapped part of his kidnapping that i forget the bits preceding it but that poor boy wanted to show off his jigento and be useful so so unbelievably bad. like he holds back when told and doesn't bring it up until they're actively engaging the enemy but bro wanted to fight sensui and was like. ears back whining when yusuke told him to stay put. he even did his warrior of love speech when he jumped in to save yusuke and lamented how much cooler it'd have been if he'd summoned the jigento instead. poor guy :< he just wanted to look cool in front of yusuke and contribute
#poor guy's STILL getting left out </3#kuwabara ily forever you'll get em next time buddy (<- knows that statistically he probably won't get em next time)#yyh#kazuma kuwabara#it's occurring to me that i just genuinely don't remember this cluster of episodes nearly as well as the rest preceding it#probably bc my unfinished watchthroughs never make it to this point#they tend to stop either before DT or shortly thereafter#but im also more likely to revisit more BIG moments like hiei's return amanuma's death and. all of ep 89 lol#anyway idk how to explain it w/o making a video but it's not just regular bravado he's like. it's dfferent okay
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