#just kidding anon

[teaandjumpers]

I saw your KCD gifset reposts and 👁️ out of curiosity, would you ever consider doing a Regency/Medievel Obikin AU? If so, would they both be knights, or would one be a royal and the other their knight? Thoughts in general?

I really wish you hadn't asked me that, anon!

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Obikin Medieval AU

When they had been presented to the lord, each knight kneeling before him, Anakin nervously clutched the hilt of his blade with sweaty palms. 

This was Lord Kenobi, one of the most renowned knights in the kingdom, the man he grew up hearing stories about, the man who, through many great deeds, was granted a title, a castle, and vast, farmable lands.

Anakin had watched the man upon his approach, the lord sitting on his high chair in his great hall, a warm smile on his face as he greeted Anakin and his fellow knights. 

He was every bit as handsome as the tapestries hanging in his liege lord’s halls made him out to be. Broad chested, a thick head of hair, and wide, capable hands that he drew across his mouth as he laughed easily at his companion’s words. 

To his great horror, in his blind admiration of the man from where he knelt, Anakin’s sword slipped from his hands, the metal blade clattering loudly on the stone floor and landing several feet ahead of him. 

He scrambled across the floor to grab his blade, but before he could reclaim it, a pair of legs appeared in his line of sight, and a crisp, lilting voice rang out in the hall. 

“Is this our great, fearless knight?” the voice teased.

Slowly, Anakin lifted his gaze to find his childhood idol regarding him with a small smile. Forgetting his place, forgetting everything around him, Anakin just stared up at the man dumbly. 

The lord’s smile broadened, and he knelt in front of Anakin, picking up his sword and handing it back it to the younger man. 

“Hardly looks old enough to hold a blade,” said Lord Kenobi, his voice still teasing, but only loud enough for Anakin to hear. 

During the feast, Anakin was gifted the seat of honor, sitting beside Lord Kenobi for the duration of the meal. Anakin, too nervous to share stories of his own, listened like a lovelorn pup as Lord Kenobi regaled him with his countless adventures, all of them good deeds. Anakin could picture them all with great clarity, the great knight, bathed in the sun’s glowing light, brandishing his righteous blade as he tore down the king’s many foes. 

He felt flushed all night, and Anakin was certain that his face was red, not from the warmth of the fire that crackled just behind them, but Lord Kenobi, who leaned in close each time he spoke, his sultry voice hypnotic, his breath cooling the slick of sweat coating Anakin’s neck. 

Sir Kenobi always looked larger than life in those wall-to-ceiling tapestries, and even though his height may have been exaggerated ever so slightly, he was still big. Even in his layered, fine clothes, his chest looked wide, sturdy, and on several occasions, Anakin had to wipe his mouth to make sure he wasn’t drooling.

For a moment, Anakin was grateful that Lord Kenobi was not his lord, as he was certain he would be too enamored by the man’s body, face, voice to be able to recall any notes of import during campaigns.

It was embarrassing. He was the guest of honor, and he had bumbled his way through dinner, taking a bite of bread before the lord had picked up his spoon, spilling wine down his chin, and repeatedly wiping at the sweat that kept gathering at the back of his neck. 

Later, when the drunken men had been dragged off to a corner, and the servants had cleared the long table, Anakin sought out the lord, wanting, needing to make a better impression. 

He found Lord Kenobi in a small drawing room, the man sitting on a tall chair, gazing into a robust fire. 

Anakin had tried to be quiet, wanting to watch the man in secret, but the lord, once a former knight, the most renowned in all the lands, heard his approach.

“You drag your feet, Sir Skywalker,” the man said without turning from his seat.

“Come, come,” he said, standing suddenly and offering his chair to Anakin as he grabbed a stool and perched atop it.  

Somehow, the man managed to look every bit as dignified on the plain wooden seat as he did in his regal chair. 

Anakin sat down tentatively, sitting on the edge of the chair, not entirely comfortable with their positions. This was Sir Kenobi. He should be at this man’s feet offering his fealty, his sword, and a poem if he had the talent to craft one. 

“Couldn’t sleep, young knight?” the man asked, smiling that same knowing smile from earlier.

Though he willed it not to, Anakin felt his member plumping, and he swallowed thickly before responding. “N—no, my Lord,” he stuttered. 

“Perhaps a companion would help?” offered the lord. “You seemed a little distracted during our meal, but you were not short of admirers.”

“Oh?” asked Anakin, his mind sluggish.

The lord hummed. “You had several offers in fact. Unsurprising, of course,” said the man, his eyes raking across Anakin’s frame. 

And that made something within Anakin break. He stood with enough force that his heavy seat wobbled. 

Lord Kenobi blinked at him with surprise. “Sir Skywalker, what—?”

Anakin dropped to his knees and crawled towards the other man. He kept his head bowed as he spoke, his words rushed. “I know you’re not my liege lord, but—”

And Anakin did glance up then, locking eyes with the older man before letting his gaze drift lower, settling on the wide part of the lord’s legs. “I wish to serve you. In whatever way you see fit.”

[egophiliac]

back at it again with the extremely self-indulgent diafams! I am being emotionally supported by overly-cutesy interactions between anime characters right now, don't judge me.

(also continuing with my headcanons that 1) mustache Bauru, and 2) he'll be hugely tsundere about it but you can, ultimately, convince him to do just about anything via careful application of Sebek.)

[hinamie]

u should think of tiny megu. To keep the stress at bay. You should draw him actually. Ooooo you wanna draw tiny megu getting the love he deserves so bad /j

he's with his 2 best friends

[teaboot]

Why menstrate at all?

I mean I'd womenstrate but it's way harder and pays less

[choccy-milky]

congrats on baby #2!🥰👍 part 2 to this post bc seb is a smug ass bitch when it comes to getting clora pregnant. and ty @rednite-dork for sending me the original pic ages ago LMFAO... i knew as soon as i saw it that i had to redraw it eventually 👼

[nerves-nebula]

i love to see people who are like "you can talk about csa but not around minors that's gross!" like idk how to tell you this but. who do you think is getting csa'd. i'll give you a hint: the first letter in csa does not stand for "adult"

[ky-landfill]

Hello!! Do you ever think about Bruce, Dick, and pre-death Jason all sharing an awkward Christmas together, because I do. So much

[renonv]

okay but like the way you draw him and write him, roma has kind of perfect dad energy so now I'm picturing an au where he adopts a broke college student or smth lmao

ANONNN YOU DOG YOU POSSESSED ME and for the past few days I’ve been thinking and rotating this in my head… Romano adopting a broke college student au…. WORD VOMIT AHEAD HELP:

An 18 year old Elise who just lost everything as soon as she arrived in Rome, is about to give up and somehow go home, only to have her life change as a 30 something year old Romano tripped over her while taking out trash from the family restaurant he co-runs with his brother (who lately has been too busy w his personal life to truly help him!!).

After, Romano offers Elise to stay in Feliciano’s old room, and a job as a server at the restaurant. She happily agrees to stay until she gets back up on her feet.

The only thing is… Elise is not broke 😭 at this moment of time, yes she is, but she’s actually a recent runaway… she comes from a very wealthy Swiss family that only consists of her loving, yet overly protective brother. She wanted to experience life, and in order to do so, she had to run away because asking Basch didn’t work out 🤼‍♂️ many times

So now Elise’s adventure truly begins as she finally gets to live out a normal life, working her first job, making friends, and learning important life lessons from her new dad Mr. Romano (as he also learns a few new things from her as well 🫵)

Oh, and the entire time she’s in Rome, she unknowingly has to avoid being found by a team of private investigators that her Brother hired to find her (they are doing a shit job) ((having her phone stolen really saved her)).

[midnightlavenderimp]

Macaque as Emily from the corpse bride could be good!

With Wukong as Victor

mac: "i think my costume is accurate."

wukong already pushing mac into the ground: "not accurate enough."

sorry it took me so long orz

[frownyalfred]

Most of Bruce Wayne's issues would be solved if he held his kids as babies, Yay or Nay?

Hot take but nay. While it’s cute and the fandom loves the idea, I don’t think him seeing his kids as babies will teach him some sort of lesson on vulnerability or sacrifice that he hasn’t already learned and/or ignored meeting their older counterparts.

Kids don’t magically fix people, and neither do babies. Yes, sometimes they help us realize things. But to put that onus on them even unintentionally gives them more theoretical power than they actually have. Like when people swear having a baby will save a relationship and the world will change once that child is placed in your hands. Would it really? Or do we just hope and wish it would?

[temeyes]

OKAY NOW U NEED TO DRAW THE WHOLE 141 IN F1 CARS WHICH TEAM DO THINK THEYD BE IN😆😆😆

ferrari ftw cuz THAT'S THE ONLY TEAM I KNOW, ANON!!!!

[hinamie]

god, i wish i knew you back when i was a kid / but when you stare into me now, it feels like i did

[0vergrowngraveyard]

Do the rest of Sonic friends know about baby Tails? How did they react? Has team Dark gotten to see him? Do the chaotix know? DOES VANILLA KNOW??? Did she give Sonic some baby caring advice? (Yes he is the only Tails expert in the world but he's not a BABY expert so he might need some intel(?)

the rest of sonic’s friends very much know about the baby lmao sonic takes every opportunity he can to talk about him

knuckles is so extremely careful around tails. he knows his strength and this little thing is so small what if he accidentally hurts him? i think knuckles would be a mother hen when it comes to the baby and constantly keeps an eye on him, even if he’s just napping. he is a guardian after all

on the other hand, amy will let her cuteness aggression possess her. she just needs to give tails a little squeeze sometimes and coo over him. she has been brought to tears by this little guy multiple times. amy will take every opportunity to play with or hold him. she brings him little goodies and completely spoils him

i feel like the general consensus between team dark and the chaotix would be “sonic the hedgehog is raising a baby??? and is doing a decent job at it??” this isn’t much but i really don’t know what else to say 😭

vanilla is an complicated one. sonic is open to any advice she may give him, but the second she tries to “parent” tails, he gets very defensive. this is also just a headcannon i have for sonic’s interactions with vanilla in general. she gives good advice but at the end of the day, sonic is the expert when it comes to his kid and he will fight people who disagree

[pint-sized-pillars-au]

May I ask for the story of the first time Gyomei regressed? I feel like everyone kinda just- panicked or smth bc the goddamn strongest pillar is a sweetheart innocent teenage boy who has no idea why these kids younger than him are complaining about being children but hey, it's okay! We'll all grow up eventually ^^

And they just stare like: wtf happened to the crying man, WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM?! HE WAS SUCH A HAPPY CHILD W H A T?!

(I came from the other blog before this one was made lol)

Tengen: Oh, it’s a long story! To summarize, Mr. Himejima was being the best and helping all us rugrats out in getting ready for bed! Lady Amane came in and saw this, and I guess she was feeling a bit maternal, cuz she kissed him on the forehead and thanked him! He was a flustered mess after that! He ended up sitting down in a corner for a while, but when he got back up, he was totally different!

Gyomei: Namu Amida Butsu… I thought I told you already… please stop telling this story!

Tengen: But you were so adorable! All the kids were freaking out, and you just hugged us, and sang to us… your voice is lovely, by the way! You were total teddy bear vibes! Mei-Mei is so wholesome!!! He’s so polite and precious… I need more!

Gyomei: Ugh…

[ozzgin]

I fell into the rabbit hole that is your page.

How will you compensate oll the time i lost that was sopost to be for doing something productive. (This is joke)

P.s love your drawings that go with the things you write

Fool! You have ventured too far, few make it out past this point…

[hyunsvngs]

piggybacking off of the last ask who said that jisung would take artistic nudes of his s/o:

jisung getting frustrated bc he's not getting the shots right so he huffs and says he's gonna be right back and he comes back with hyunjin so he can take the photos instead. like just imagine hyunjin walking in and immediately covering his eyes and being his dramatic little self but obviously he wants to help so he takes the photos and god i can't decide if i like the thought of him getting hard and getting all squirmy more or the thought of him getting into the photographer persona and being really professional about it

-🦖

oh i really REALLY love the idea of hyunjin being so professional about it.

imagining hyunjin walking in to jisung’s room and you’re there naked, and he puts his hands over his eyes!! he’s all “wah! hannie, what?!” and then when jisung explains he gets a bit more relaxed lol. he understands after all! it’s hard to get that good shot.

ughhh and what about his long long fingers tracing up your thigh… “open those legs for me? ah, yeah, angel. that’s so fuckin’ pretty.” he’d make you touch yourself too… or maybe he’d do it! maybe he wants to get a shot of fingers tweaking your nipples or you sucking his fingers into your mouth…

also… what about if he takes pictures of you and jisung Together? getting jisung to slide behind you with his chest to your back, fingering you open with those delightful ring clad fingers 😵‍💫 “does she look good, hyunjinnie? that pussy always looks so sexy spread open, doesn’t it?” PLEASE.