#just give him snacks
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aardvaark Ā· 4 months ago
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the leverage team would have had a games nightā€¦ once. everyone cheated so much and in such increasingly extreme ways that all mentions of monopoly are banned in their headquarters (this makes talking about marks who monopolize the market very confusing)
#leverage#nate wouldnā€™t cheat but heā€™d be by far the most annoying still. like heā€™d conduct a whole Scheme to win and give a little monologue wheneve#he made a good move and everyone would want to kill him#parker woukd obvs be stealing money & cards and sheā€™d move their pieces and swap their stuff#but also sheā€™d try to use her turn to rob the bank#sophie would use neurolinguistic programming and dominate the board w properties#which somehow parker would literally never land on and thatā€™s incredibly suspicious but none of them really know how she could possibly be#manipulating that fact? itā€™s logically impossible bc theyā€™re watching her roll the die and move the piece and sophie knows which properties#she owns so it makes no sense. but parker is parker and she simply will not be caught (even by sophieā€™s properties)#hardison has studied monopoly theory (yes there are math theories on how to play monopoly) and /tries/ to abide by them but again. sophie i#manipulating him and parker is stealing from him (and sometimes oddly enough *for* him. new money ends up in his bank somehow) so itā€™s hard#so eventually he resorts to cheating like Everyone Fucking Else and does pretty well bc he rlly does know what sets he wants etc.#eliot is genuinely playing normally. no cheating no math stuff no schemes.#but heā€™s just sitting there fuming the entire time bc theyā€™re all very obviously messing with the game and he Knew this was gonna happen bu#goddamn hardison & parker especially know how to get on his nerves (often purposely)#he calms down by making some snacks and. resorting to also cheating lol.#leverageposting
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afterthelambs Ā· 4 months ago
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i adore Maruki as a character because he's simultaneously the most relatable depressing character that will make you cry with empathy, and the goofiest wettest cat loser in the game like what do you mean youre a licensed therapist and your first response to trauma is to brainwash a girl, project ur relationship issues onto a 17 yr old boy, and then rule the world in a golden leotard? bro went from 0 to 100 so fast??? anyway he's like 30% of the reason why p5r works as well as it does
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wonusbitterpeach Ā· 4 months ago
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I'm all about Wonwoo but it's exactly this sort of thing that makes me a little nervous because I find it irresistible.
every time i see a video of hoshi in a casual setting like that vlive of him at his parents house with his dog, i canā€™t help but think that he looks like someoneā€™s snot nosed little cousin
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steddieonbigboy Ā· 1 year ago
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Steve can talk about how hot Eddie is all day but all Robin can think when she looks at him is hmm wet rat.
Steve's like no look at him and Robin's like yeah yeah I see the rat man. the feral racoon person.
Steve's like no for real he's so beautiful and Robin's like are we looking at the same thing? that is a wet rat in the shape of a man.
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bumblingbabooshka Ā· 2 years ago
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Star Trek comedy gag where Sarek is explaining to Spock why Vulcan parents cannot be as close to their children as humans are meanwhile Tuvokā€™s in the background buying his children two large fries (to share amongst them) on their way back from the park because they all got good grades this year - not perfect, but progress is always to be commended.Ā 
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enden-k Ā· 5 months ago
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you know its been a while since you had the time and energy to farm when you lose your mind over ur man just standing
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oneluckydragon Ā· 1 year ago
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BREAKING NEWS!!! Local idiot ghost absolutely blown away when boyfriend gives him a nickname for the first time, more info after this broadcast.
Bonus pet-name edition:
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(Yeah I know it's ooc for grovyle to EVER use the term "babe" but lets go ahead and assume he's done it accidentally a few times rather than intentionally. He's deeply in love with the dumb ghostman, ok. Sometimes it just slips out.)
Dusknoir is still recovering from hearing it. And when he finally calls grovyle "love" himself on accident a few days later, he falls deathly ill for two weeks cause his body couldn't handle the aftermath and started rapidly shutting down on a molecular level.
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hollowedknell Ā· 1 month ago
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yeets this Edit: Holy moly, this got like 40 notes in what? 2-3 days? Thank you so much?? I'm blown away.
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pinacoladamatata Ā· 2 months ago
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very messy wip under the cut but i'm on this "how it started vs how it's going" thing
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crustyfloor Ā· 3 months ago
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It's even more interesting that Till is a good eater, but also an indecisive eater. (I can't help but think about his eating habits because of this little characteristic lol.)
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(credits to cvingle on twitter for translation)
But I think that he'd be less attracted to sweets and, on the contrary, more interested in bitter/plainer flavors (He should try spicy)
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chaoticdazefire-new Ā· 3 months ago
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So I take it Threep won't be joining us again in book 3?
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c-kiddo Ā· 1 year ago
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looking at all the comparisons of the oldest to newest tmn arts again and honestly so sad that fjords nose got so straightened out like šŸ˜ who gave him a nose job ! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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boxfullaturtles Ā· 1 year ago
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"It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop. Ever. Until you are dead." -[x]
Snap Donnie by @onejellyfishplease is an absolute delight~ I love him! What a freaky little guy! I wanna put him in a little terrarium and give him lots of things to eat! Look at him! He's horrifying! I love him so much! I had to draw him in all of his botanical glory~
Don't look behind you, Leo! Or maybe you should...
(version without the heavy shadows/lighting/effects under the cut because i buried all the details in the shadows :p)
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crow-with-a-pencil Ā· 1 year ago
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One year anniversary of the kelp blorbo who changed my brain chemistry forever
Happy birthday Beetle :)
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factual-flittermouse Ā· 19 days ago
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In New Jersey, there is Wawa.
In New Jersey, there is also Gotham.
Therefore, it is not terribly unreasonable that Batman and Robin have gone to Wawa at 2am for hoagies.
Just sayingā€¦
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sun-e-chips Ā· 2 years ago
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This user might have a lil crush on caelos au sun
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au belongs to @caelos-au
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