I swear, if The Alcolyte doesn't get a second season, I'm going to track down all of the toxic "fans" and kick them in the shins.
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Usually I would try to keep this blog free of any ongoing conflict in the real world because I use Tumblr to be my funny webpage where I see funny memes, but given the scale of this, I will say it once.
If you stand with Israel, you can turn around and leave
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every day for the past two years, mbappe has said he's leaving psg. this has to be one of the most annoying transfer storylines everrrrrrr.
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You ever get that urge during a busy work day to just fucking quit. Just walk out and leave everyone hanging. To go into your 11:30 meeting that always goes way over time and just yell at everyone before fucking bouncing because you have tons of job offers right now anyway and your position/skill set is in high demand in your region.
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HOW DID CB GET THAT SCORE? HOW?
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Thoughts on Married men
If they’re not married to me, they’re not my concern and I practice hands off.
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My sister, who tried to get a restraining order against me and my mom 9 months ago, has been at my house the last 4 days and holy fucking shit I wish she would leave. I have enjoyed seeing my niece and getting to know my nephew but I forgot just how exhausting she is to be around. I took an extra shift at work today just to have 8 more hours away from her.
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Hey when you move out on your own the most important food tip I can give you is “maybe you don’t hate x maybe your guardians just cooked it wrong”
The number of foods I have learned I really like if they’re Fucking Seasoned
The number of foods I’ve introduced friends to that they warned me they’d always hated til I let them try a piece of mine
Also marinade things for 24 hours the second you have your own fridge it is a GAME CHANGER you thought you knew food but you have never met her
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gojo feels like he's gonna DIE if he doesn't get to kiss you after you've just swallowed his cum. he's instantly tugging you up or he's dropping down to his knees beside you (whichever is the fastest yk) and he's just on you. lips locked, heavy breathing; his hands are just fucking all over you. he's sucking on your tongue, moaning into your mouth at his own taste. he's such a freak<333333333333
and i think he gets even more turned on if you make fun of him for it a bit. call him disgusting or call him a perv and he's popping another boner<333333333333
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