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inkykeiji Ā· 6 months ago
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hiii clari!!!!! i was wondering what touya-niiā€™s reaction would be to reader getting arrested? maybe even with a friend from college that he doesnā€™t know about? OMG OR ONE OF HIS SIBLINGS
iā€™m rewatching shameless and canā€™t stop thinking about what touya niiā€™s reactions would be to reader doing stuff the stuff the gallaghers are doing in the show
anyways i hope youā€™re having an amazing day clari
-šŸ“– anon
hehe well!!! in all honesty, touya keeps her on such a tight leash that it would be quite difficult for her to get into that amount of trouble without alerting him first. BUT, for arguments sake, if she did somehow manage to get herself wrapped up in that much trouble, heā€™d be fucking furious. heā€™d bail her out and/or find a way to bribe her release (heā€™s got very powerful friends, you know), and would deliver a stern, terrifying lecture immediately afterwards that would probably span several hours.
such a blunder would result in her being kept on an even tighter leash than she was before, because touya clearly cannot trust her to make even the simplest, stupidest decisions on her own and she obviously cannot be left to her own devices as she evidently has no idea how to behave or be safe. all of this translates to: she is never going to be allowed to go anywhere and/or do anything without his heavy and constant supervision ever again. such a disgraceful mistake must never be allowed to be repeated/occur.
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egophiliac Ā· 3 months ago
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Hello ! I positively adore the running joke of Idia unknowingly finding Lilia to be the coolest guy ever whenever he doesn't know it's him, like when Silver described his father, or obviously with muscle red. I can't say what'd be funnier, Idia finding out his online best friend is actually Lilia, resident spooky hyper fairy; or them both never finding out, and it'd become even more ridiculous as time goes on. How do you think it'll play out ? You're always so on point
(Also, though it makes sense, I'm still devastated bat boy didn't get a ticket for the Halloween skeleton train : ( does anyone mentions him at some point ? Like how he'd have fit right in with all those Halloween town little freaks, and how he'd have impressed them with his spooks and scared techniques; after all he's been every Briar Valley's children worst fear on Halloween for centuries. I'm on the eng server and I didn't wanna spoil myself by watching the whole thing on youtube)
Have a nice day !
you and me both, Idia and Lilia being oblivious online BFFs (+ Idia being incredibly intimidated any time Silver brings up his jock gamer dad) is my favorite running joke/subplot. šŸ¤ it's SO good, to the point where I also am unsure if I actually want it to ever be resolved or not...maybe, like, as a post-canon stinger or something? everyone's standing around covered in overblot ink, and Idia and Lilia's phones go off at the same time...
(legit I do think this is part of why Idia couldn't be present for Lilia's dream, because for some reason Lilia decided he was going to just. embody his past self online. he probably quotes his own battle strategies or whatever in the middle of boss fights. Idia didn't pick up on the whole "oh how weird that we both live on a super remote island" thing, but he would spend thirty seconds listening to General Lilia describing siege warfare and be like "w-wait")
all that aside, however it does end up happening, I do see Lilia being very blasƩ and all "oh! cool!" about it. y'know, taking it very much in stride! and Idia...very much not.
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(can't tell if tumblr is going to chew this into illegibility or not, this will be a fun surprise į••( į› )į•—)
as for Lilia sadly missing out on Halloweentown shenanigans...he does get one little mention as part of an offhand reference to the light music club, but so far no one has brought up how this basically is just Lost In the Book of Liliatown (Sebek's been too busy yelling about not getting to be in the same group as Malleus). šŸ˜” honestly though, it's probably for the best that he got left out, because he would just settle right in and refuse to ever leave. canon would shatter. we would miss out on all the delightful angst of episode 7 because Lilia is too busy eating poisonous shrubbery inbetween practicing his very best screams, and no one can pull him away from it.
(I can hope for a sequel next year though...)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#gentle spoilers but y'know. just in case#lost in the book with nightmare before christmas#hajimari no halloween#most of the kitchen scene was jade messing with the firsties and that was so delightful that i didn't think til after#that you'd think sebek would have made some kind of reference to lilia 'i lost my tastebuds in the war' vanrouge's quote-unquote cooking#ah well. jade being mean is more than entertaining enough#looking forward to more of it tomorrow!#god. lilia and idia though.#lilia is like. genuinely idia's best friend and neither of them have any idea#and idia keeps doing that 'ha ha what if we were friends out of game too? what if we met offline? jk jk jk uNLESS...šŸ‘‰šŸ‘ˆ'#and then he immediately chickens out because he's so convinced that crimson will hate him if they ever met irl#(meanwhile lilia is just like 'my online bestie is so cool :) la la la')#they are both so stupid and i love them so much#i've just realized that i actually do want them to find out each other's identities#because idia doesn't just go to school with his online bff#he ALSO goes to school with his online bff's extremely supportive and extremely socially-inept kids#idia is going to get invited to dinner at diasomnia and it's going to be SO awkward#silver is going to give a long formal speech thanking him for being a stalwart comrade and trusted warrior brother to his father#as sebek stews in jealousy that idia got to fight by lilia-sama's side >:(#while idia sits there like 'all i did was link him a video about lane control for his character class'#malleus will make such an effort to learn literally anything about online gaming and he won't understand a word of it#it will be SUCH a disaster and i very much do want it now
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girlboyburger Ā· 7 months ago
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had an identity crisis, prime time for a slight sona redesign!
it's cow! (again!)
+ a closeup because i'm really proud of the eyes
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14dayswithyou Ā· 8 months ago
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šŸ’– Day 3.5 is now available! šŸ’–
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For the last couple of months, only Server Boosters had access to the 3.5 update... Buuuuut now it's available for everyone to play in the 14DWY Discord ā€” and soon itch.io once I'm happy with the QA and state of the game ā€” so please don't feel pressured to join unless you want to!!
The full devlog + even more screenshots are under the cut ^^
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What's been added to the 3.5 version?
šŸ“ŗ Streamer Mode!
I've been told that it's difficult to stream and monetise age-restricted videos on YouTube and Twitch, so I added an option to remove the sexual content and strong language used in the demo.
Now y'all can invite Ren into your bed for cuddles without putting your streamer career on the line /silly /lh
This won't affect the 18+ rating or dark themes/elements of the game, however! Although Streamer Mode will prevent you from seeing any "gruesome" CGs in the future, most of the core elements of the game will still be tied to the choices and decisions you make. So you won't miss out on the overall experience by using streamer mode!!
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āš™ļø Custom Pronouns!
It only took me one entire year to get around to it, but you can finally choose your own preferred pronouns (or use a set of pronouns instead)... At the cost of being able to change them mid-game ^^;
Since the original pronoun screen wouldn't update until a new scene was displayed, I temporarily disabled the feature. But once I find a workaround, I'll bring it back!
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šŸ’— Choose how others perceive you!
You can now choose how the cast and narration perceive you! Originally, the narration was kept strictly gender-neutral (outside of pronouns and genitalia picked by the player), but this will soon change in future updates.
For more clarity: you don't get to choose the words specifically, but you can choose between masculine, feminine, and androgynous terms!
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šŸ“‹ Separate top and bottom genitalia!
You can now choose your tatas and pps separately! >:3
Alongside that, you can also choose your preferred body type!
I removed the "both" genitalia option because a few players still assumed it was an obscure version of "intersex". That wasn't my intention and I don't want to mislead anyone, so I took it out for now ^^;
I also didn't want to include a screenshot of the new genitalia choices in action (because it's NSFW), so y'all get the same character menu screen for the nth time instead lmao
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šŸ“± Relationship Screen Overhaul!
You can now change your own status for more immersion, and long-term Server Boosters will eventually be able to submit and use their own icon within the game as well!
Stalking finding your friends has now become easier by using "Buddy Maps"; a new app that allows you to see the location of all the cast members!
I want to offer players more incentive to check the relationship screen since they tend to miss the status updates, so hopefully this might help ;v;
It also says it "updates every few hours" so folks don't go overboard and check every 5 seconds to see where Ren is gdsghf (also keep in mind that he's a hacker lol)
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šŸ–¤ Additional Scenes Update!
Day 2 received a brand new CG!!!!! Originally, I planned on only adding a few CGs sporadically throughout the game, but it didn't feel right to leave Day 2 so... empty... so I added a brand new CG to (hopefully) make things feel more balanced and natural!
If you decline Teo's offer on Day 3, Leon will now call and try to convince you to reconsider. However, players are still allowed to decline, and if they do, they'll reach a dead end.
After listening to feedback on itch, I changed some of the dialogue during Days 1-3 to make it seem more consistent! They're only small changes though, so it's honestly not worth looking for sdgjssga
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šŸŽ¶ Updated BGM and SFX!
I wanted to try out a different style of music to see if it fits the vibe of 14DWY more! The BGM features more acoustics to suit the "beachy" theme of Corland Bay, though I made a conscious effort to include piano elements as well to stay true to the original!!
I figured it'd be better to give players a live example before I make a poll (to see if they prefer the change or not) and publish it to Itch.
Some new SFX have also been added, though it's very minimal and honestly not that noticeable.
How to download and play the update?
(warning: clicking on the following links will open Discord!!) To download the Day 3.5 update, simply join the 14DWY Discord server, verify your age, and visit the "14dwy-updates" channel!
Alternatively, you can also wait until the update is publicly released on Itch to play it as well!! (It normally gets released shortly after a round of QA testing/getting feedback from the server, though I may release it earlier if I feel like it hehe ^^)
Enjoy!!
#14 days with you#14dwy#šŸ’– ā€” 14 days with queue.#šŸ–¤ ā€” updates.#šŸ–¤ ā€” spoilers.#I'm not gonna say much about my current doxxing situation because I've got it under control now + it's being handled privately#Plus I don't wanna give it/the people involved any unnecessary attention. I just wanna announce the update and Get Back To Itā„¢ļø#(''it'' bein the grind šŸ’Ŗ It never stops lmao /silly)#OG followers will also know that these topics aren't the vibe I normally have on this blog (or any of my accounts); so I don't think I'llā€”#ā€”make ANOTHER public post about the situation and bring more attention to it (when I just want everything to be over and put to rest ^^;)#However I also don't want people to think that I'm... ignoring?? the situation entirely (because gettin doxxed is a very endangering thing)#So I DO want to quickly acknowledge it here and say that it's all currently handled + I'm safe and okay + this won't stop me fromā€”#ā€”continuing to work on 14DWY (and other future projects). I also don't want to give these awful people more power and incentive to continue#ā€”this kind of pathetic behaviour; so the less attention and encouragement being shown will ultimately be better in the long run :3#Aaaaaanways!! šŸ˜®ā€šŸ’Ø#My other accounts will be restored shortly and my askbox will be opened once I feel comfortable. I'll get around to following folksā€”#ā€”again in my own time; so please don't feel offended if I unfollowed you during a moment of vulnerability and anxiety!!#This is all EXTREMELY overwhelming and scary for someone with SAD/AvPD; and I /gen can't handle seeing it all over my timeline ;v;#Sorry this got ranty and personal again hjdsgjsdh T_T I said I wouldn't say much; so I'll shut up now hehe#šŸ–¤ ā€” shut up sai.
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bamsara Ā· 1 month ago
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I love Arson he's my favorite heater but I should really get a cheap laptop one day so I can leave the house to write because the Noise. Is . Too Much. I need to go write in the forest
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trappedinafantasy37 Ā· 1 month ago
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POV: Evil murder kitten tries to evil murder you in your sleep. She's desperate for a reason not to evil murder you because she does not want to.
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#minthara#minthara baenre#evil murder kitten#i know i've posted this one before#but i just can't get over how cute and adorable she is right here - she really looks like a startled cat#regardless of whether you sleep with her or not#the prism still temporarily broke her connection to the absolute and then returned it to her right when she was about to kill you#and it sparked an immediate crisis of faith because everything about that night is all wrong - except for you#you having no connection to the absolute causes her to doubt the extent of the absolute's control#but she also begins to question the absolute as she found peace in the silence - peace in the absolute *not* controlling her for once#even with the absolute having returned to her - she still wants a reason *not* to kill you#in that moment she clocked you as a potential enemy of the absolute and by her oath - she would be obligated to kill you#which is why the only reason you can get her to stand down is by proving to her that you are not an enemy#and it is pretty easy to convince her that you're not an enemy because she is that desperate for any excuse from you#minthara is not the kind of person who would back off and run from a fight - and is definitely not spooked about assassinations#and she most certainly has stabbed someone in their sleep before and has killed a lover#but she does not like to engage in fights that she does not think are necessary nor to kill those she does not have a reason to kill#the fact that she pulled away when you caught her and she didn't immediately escalate the conflict into a full fight#is a pretty big indication that she has some pretty extreme doubts about the absolute - and *she* does not see you as an enemy
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wilsonsmcgillsweatshirt Ā· 1 year ago
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I will never recover from the knowledge that thymoma generally has a very high survival rate, and in most cases that it becomes fatal, the patient has unknowingly lived with the cancer for years. There's a chance that Wilson was sick for half the series and didn't even know it.
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o3o-lapd-o3o Ā· 1 month ago
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DINNER IS (finally) SERVED
3000ish words later and part 8 is here! hope you guys enjoy!
(p.s my headcanons explainations are in the tags if you're curious)
(p.p.s credit also goes to @rin-solo for the first headcanon )
the post/thread that started this whole au
dinner scene: part 1 | part 2 | part 3 | part 4 | part 5 | part 6 | part 7
there's a masterlist now!
*odysseus is making his way to the dining hall, while athena and poseidon are following behind*
poseidon: *looking around at the decorations/tapestry dotted around*
poseidon: *seeā€™s a tapestry of what looks to be a very much younger odysseus in full king & armour attire*
poseidon: *stops walking, and turns to look at the actual odysseus in front of him, then back at the tapestry*
poseidon: *to odysseus with a sardonic tone* do your weavers like making you look like a boy, or was that a decision you made to make yourself look younger?
odysseus: *pauses his walking to see what poseidon is talking about*
athena: *also pauses and turns to poseidon*
odysseus: *sees the tapestry in question*
odysseus: *sighs* of course you point that one outĀ 
athena: *who knew odysseus before he was king*
athena: *glaring at poseidon* uncle, you shouldnā€™t make assumptions, especially when you donā€™t know the facts
odysseus: *pats athena on the shoulder as he passes her*
odysseus: itā€™s fine athena
odysseus: *next to poseidon and looking up at the tapestry* if you must know, that is actually the age i was.Ā 
poseidon: *not believing him* yeah right, you couldnā€™t be older than fifteen in this
odysseus: *turns to him with a sharp look* youā€™re correct, i was fifteen
poseidon: *slightly wary of odysseusā€™ mood* soā€¦ you became king at fifteen? isnā€™t that a little bit young for a mortal to rule a kingdom?
odysseus: *turns back to the tapestry* i was already the king, i was actually crowned when i was thirteen
poseidon: *shocked and confused* why would a child be given a kingdom to run?
odysseus: *looks down with a sad smile, at the memory of his father telling him about him losing his mind, and how sorry he was to place such a huge responsibility on his young sonā€™s shoulders*
odysseus: well, i had no choice, but i would do it again if i had toā€¦Ā 
odysseus: *turns to athena* besides, i had athena to help guide me
athena: *smiles with a nod at odysseus*
odysseus: *starts walking in the direction of the dining hall again* anywayā€¦enough of that, can we please just make our way to the dining hall now
*they all continue making their way down the hall*
poseidon: *notices a stain on the floor tiles not far in front of them*
poseidon: *points* i think your servants missed a spot
athena & odysseus: *both look to where heā€™s pointing*
athena: *chuckles to herself in knowing*
odysseus: *smirks*Ā 
poseidon: *sees both their expressions, and is confused*Ā 
odysseus: oh that..oh donā€™t worry itā€™s clean
odysseus: *shrugs* itā€™s just so hard to get bloodstains out of white titles
poseidon: *wide eyed* blood?
odysseus: yeah.. not long after i finished with you, i arrived back on my island to find my palace overrun with 108ā€¦muttsā€¦ all vying for my wifeā€™s hand.Ā 
odysseus: *waving his hand like it was a simple issue* so i made sure to deal with them all myselfā€¦ unfortunately one of them left a stain.
odysseus: -oh look weā€™ve made it
odysseus: hope we havenā€™t kept them too long
poseidon: *shocked at all the new odysseus lore heā€™s unlocked*
athena: *laughing at poseidonā€™s expression*
odysseus: *opening the door* come on letā€™s head in
poseidon: *shakes away the shock*
odysseus: *to poseidon* i guess itā€™s time to introduce you to my wife
*they all walk through the doorway into the dining hall*
*there penelope and telemachus both stand not too far from the dining table; which has quite the feast laid out, and from the steam coming off of it, it had not long be put there*
odysseus: *heads over to his son & wife*
odysseus: *looks at poseidon* poseidon, youā€™ve met my son telemachus before.
telemachus: *can barely keep in his excitement*Ā 
telemachus: hi- i mean good evening lord poseidon, iā€™m so happ- grateful you accepted my father's invitation for dinner.Ā 
telemachus: *puts his arm on his chest, and leans forward in aĀ  bow of respect* i hope you enjoy the evening.
odysseus: *narrows his eyes at poseidon, silently threatening him to not be rude to his son*
telemachus: *looks back up at poseidon, smile on his face*
poseidon: *quickly nods his head in greeting to telemachus* good evening prince, your father tells me that this was all your ideaĀ 
telemachus: *raises a hand to nervously scratch under his chin* umā€¦ yes i guess it was
poseidon: well then, thank you for the idea to invite me.
telemachus: *hand leaves his chin and a big smile breaks out* well of course! you are my fatherā€™s friend after all!
poseidon: *eye twitches before he quickly composes himself*Ā 
poseidon: yesā€¦ friend.
odysseus: *coughs* yes and now that youā€™ve both reacquainted yourselves againā€¦ telemachus why donā€™t you go speak with athena for a moment
telemachus: sure!
*telemachus makes his way to athena, and they start talking amongst themselves*
odysseus: *puts his arm around penelopeā€™s waist* now, please let me introduce you to my wife; the queen of ithaca, penelope.Ā 
penelope: *doesnā€™t bow like telemachus, but nods in greeting* welcome to our palace lord poseidon
poseidon: *nods back* thank you for having me queen penelope
penelope: *smiles but her eyes have a certain glint to them*Ā 
penelope: my husband has told me all about your part in his journey home to us
poseidon: *totally not panicking a little* uh-
penelope: *glint leaves her eyes, but her smile remains*
penelope: -and also how you have helped out on his and my sonā€™s fishing trips lately.
penelope: of course, i would also like thank you for taking the time to attend tonight
poseidon: sureā€¦ no problem?
odysseus: great, everyone has met everyone!Ā 
odysseus: *to everyone* now, shall we sit down and eat the lovely feast the cooks have made us, before it gets cold?
odysseus: *moves to pull out one of the chairs at the head of the table for penelope as he normally does, when he notices that, there is only one chair instead of two*
odysseus: *looks up at the table and sees a piece of parchment with ā€˜motherā€™ written on it*Ā 
odysseus: huh?
telemachus: *makes his way over to his father* oh! thereā€™s a different than usual seating plan for tonight! iā€™ve put everyone's names where they should sit.
odysseus: *smiles at telemachus* oh ok, sure!
odysseus: well, i guess i should look for mine then, hey?
telemachus: yes, and please everyone else too!
*everyone makes their way to the table to see where theyā€™re sitting (even though three of them already know)*
odysseus: *sees the parchment with ā€˜fatherā€™ on it*Ā 
odysseus: *expecting to have either athena or telemachus next to him*
odysseus: *watches as athena stands in front of the seat opposite him*
odysseus: *thinks itā€™s weird to put athena & poseidon together, but thinks telemachus has done is as they are uncle & niece*
odysseus: *then sees telemachus stood in front of the seat next to athena*
odysseus: wait-
poseidon: *sees his name and heads towards it, only to look up and see odysseus standing in front of the seat next to him*
poseidon: wait-
poseidon & odysseus: *both look at each other in horror that they're stuck next to each other all evening*
telemachus: *not noticing the looks of doom on their faces* isnā€™t this great? itā€™s a family dinner, so what better than friends sitting together?Ā 
telemachus: *turning to penelope* sorry youā€™re by yourself at the head of the table though mother
penelope: *smiles and waves her hand* i donā€™t mind
penelope: anyway, let's sit and eat!
*everyone but odysseus and poseidon sit down. both who have a death grip on the back of their seats*
penelope: *clears her throat* odysseus, lord poseidonā€¦ would you both please sit down.
odysseus: *snaps out of his staring at poseidon*Ā 
odysseus: uh sureā€¦
odysseus: *sits down and look back to poseidon, nodding his head at poseidonā€™s seat in the motion for him to also sit down*
poseidon: *still doesnā€™t sit*
odysseus: *a millisecond of a flash of red eyes*Ā 
poseidon: *sits*
odysseus: *internally to himself* oh this is gonna be a long evening
odysseus: *to everyone* ok, everyone dig in!
odysseus: *to poseidon* can you get what you want for yourself, mighty sea god? or do you need a mortalā€™s help?
poseidon: *grabbing a lamb chop off a platter and tearing into it savagely in defiance*
odysseus: *rolls his eyes at poseidon, but goes to place a filet of fish on his plate*
*everyone has been eating and talking*
poseidon: *looks at penelope (who is talking to telemachus & athena) and then looks at odysseus*
poseidon: *thinking and then looks back to penelope*
odysseus: *to poseidon* is there a reason you keep looking at my wife?
poseidon: *jumps at little at being caught looking*Ā 
poseidon: *turns to odysseus* oh do not worry yourself, i have no interest in your wife
odysseus: *unimpressed* why do you keep looking at her then?
poseidon: im..curiousĀ 
odysseus: *narrowing his eyes* about?
poseidon: normally you mortal men choose women younger than them for their wivesā€¦ yet clearly your wife is; from my estimatesā€¦ about a decade older than you
poseidon: *now with his hand under his chin, leaning on the table*Ā 
poseidon: do you perhapsā€¦prefer older women odysseus?
odysseus: *hands tighten in grip around his cutlery*
poseidon: *notices odysseus hasnā€™t responded yet*
poseidon: iā€™m right arenā€™t -
odysseus: no.
odysseus: *his eyes may not be red, but are clearly full of anger*
poseidon: *eyes widen in worry* whoa whoa! no need to get angry, itā€™s just a simple observationā€¦. anyone if they pay attention can see the age difference
poseidon: *moves his hand to flick his hair back over his shoulder* itā€™s not a bad thing
odysseus: *takes a breath in to calm down and then slowly releases it*
odysseus: we are- were the same ageā€¦ physically at least
poseidon: *confused* i donā€™t follow
odysseus: *looks at poseidon* during the 10 years it took for me to get homeā€¦ i found myself stuck on a goddessā€™ island for 7 of themā€¦
poseidon: okā€¦
odysseus: *closes his eyes* caly- the goddess had full control over everything on the islandā€¦ her magic influenced everythingā€¦ including a mortal's ability to age.
poseidon: so you didnā€™t-
odysseus: -age? yeah
odysseus: *sighs and opens his eyes* when i realised i wasnā€™tā€¦ i- i-Ā 
odysseus: lets just say i didnā€™t handle it well
poseidon: *blinks at this new information* oh
odysseus: yep ā€˜ohā€™ indeedā€¦Ā 
odysseus: *looks back at poseidon*
odysseus: didnā€™t you think it was odd that i looked exactly the same when we met again, almost 10 years after our first meeting?
poseidon: in my defenceā€¦ i was angry and trying to kill you, i wasnā€™t really paying attention to how you looked
odysseus: *rolls his eyes* i guess that's true
telemachus: uh lord poseidon? may i ask you a question?
poseidon: *happy to not continue his conversation with odysseus*
poseidon: *to telemachus* ask away prince of ithaca
telemachus: is it true that you gave achilles his horses balius & xanthus?
poseidon: *amazed at telemachusā€™ knowledge*Ā 
poseidon: not directlyā€¦ but yes i am the reason he came to acquire them. you see i gave them to his father peleus, as a wedding gift for his wife thetisā€¦
*poseidon continues to tell the tale, and odysseus speaks with athena and penelope while more time passes*
*the meal is continuing smoothly as can be*
poseidon: *notices that odysseus has only been eating the fish. not touching a single bit of pork, beef or lamb that's also on the table*Ā 
poseidon: *who has continuously eaten all meats available*
poseidon: *to odysseus* is there something i should know about the meat?
odysseus: huh?
poseidon: *points at the selection of meat in question* what's wrong with the meat? youā€™ve only touched the fish.
poseidon: if i hadnā€™t seen the others eat it, iā€™d worry youā€™d asked your cooks to poison it or something.Ā 
odysseus: *raised eyebrow* poison wonā€™t hurt you though?Ā 
odysseus: *pointing a fork at him* also, why do you care about my eating habits?
poseidon: *frowning at the fork* i donā€™t, iā€™m just-
odysseus: curious? poseidon, i thought you were the god of the sea, not curiosityā€¦
poseidon: *huffs* forget it-
odysseus: i canā€™t
poseidon: *now his eyebrow is raised* youā€¦canā€™t?
odysseus: *now using the fork to push the food on his plate around* i canā€™t stomach eating lamb, pork or beef anymore
poseidon: *forever confused by odysseus* uh why?
odysseus: *gives poseidon a ā€˜do i really have to explain everything?ā€™ look*
poseidon: *just stares*
odysseus: *once again sighing because of poseidon* well i thought youā€™d understand lambā€¦ after the whole sheep incident withā€¦ your son.
odysseus: then after i escaped you with the wind bag-
poseidon: *rolls his eyes at the memory*
odysseus: we wound up on the sorceress circeā€™s islandā€¦ where she turned my men to pigs.Ā 
odysseus: i managed to convince her to turn them back, but it now feels weird to eat pork
odysseus: as for beef, short story is my men ignored my warnings and killed the sacred cattle of the sun godā€¦ so yeah beef is a no go for me also.Ā 
poseidon: *wondering how one mortal managed to interact with so many gods on a journey to get home*
poseidon: *laughs at odysseus* and youā€™re letting that affect your eating habits? i expected you to be stronger than that odysseus
odysseus: *narrows his eyes at poseidon* oh just like how you let my handling of your trident, affect you into doing as i say?
poseidon: *now glaring back*Ā 
poseidon: *turns away from odysseus* whatever, more meat for me
*dinner continues, with telemachus asking poseidon more questions. poseidon loving the interest in him and telelmachusā€™ knowledge, answers the all the questions with surprising enthusiasm*
*eventually what was once a giant feast of food has nearly been cleared from the table, thanks to having two gods eating most of it*
telemachus: have you enjoyed yourself so far lord poseidon?Ā 
telemachus: *smiling* itā€™s been really fascinating and fun to learn so much more about you
poseidon: *almost letting a small smile appear on his face in return*
poseidon: *instead just nods* yes, it certainly has been an interesting & knowledgeable evening
telemachus: what about the seating, was it a good idea to put you with my father?
poseidon: *wants to answer no, but feels a kick from under the table. clearly from odysseus*
poseidon: yes, you came up with an ok-
odysseus: *gives another kick*Ā 
poseidon: -great idea
telemachus: *laughs in happiness*Ā 
telemachus: oh but i canā€™t take all the credit
odysseus: *raises an eyebrow in curiosity*Ā 
athena: *who is sipping wine next to him*
athena: *slightly chokes* wai-
odysseus: *suspicious* son, you must make sure to tell us who else to thank for this
telemachus: *not understanding the bombshell heā€™s about to drop* oh athena actually came up with the idea!
athena: *suddenly nervous with the two very intense stares directed at her*
athena: w-well it was just a suggestion reallyā€¦
telemachus: no ā€˜thena! remember you said as itā€™s a family dinner, friends should sit with friends!
odysseus: *to athena with the fakest smile* oh athena, how considerate!
penelope: *who has been quiet this whole exchange*
telemachus: *as if he hasnā€™t already unknowingly thrown one person to the wolves* but i of course had to run it by mother first, as she was helping me with all the planning!
penelope: *eyes have totally not widened*
telemachus: she said it was a great idea!
odysseus: *now to penelope* oh my dear wife, a great idea eh?
poseidon: *just chugs back his cup of wine at the revelations*
*after a awkward moment (at least for 4 of them) they continue on finishing the meal*
*eventually the food is finished and the dinner has come to an end, everyone has moved away from the dinner table and are now sitting on cushion chairs or standing around them talking amongst themselves*
poseidon: *looking out the window seeing just how dark the night sky now is*Ā 
poseidon: well this has been a lovely evening, but it is getting late and i have been away from the sea for as long as i can.
poseidon: *turning to penelope and nodding his head in actual respect* queen penelope, thank you for your hosting
poseidon: *without nodding at them* athena, odysseusā€¦ good night.
*before poseidon can turn to bid telemachus good night, the prince runs out the room*
telemachus: *yelling before he leaves the room* please lord poseidon, wait a moment! i forgot something!
poseidon: *turns to look at odysseus in confusion*Ā 
odysseus: *just shrugs also confused*Ā 
poseidon: *turns back to the door, telemachus long gone* uh sure.
*not long later telemachus runs back into the room dishevelled but holding something in his hand*
telemachus: *walks up to poseidon*Ā 
telemachus: *bows and holds out something covered in a silk cloth to him*
poseidon: uh-
telemachus: itā€™s a gift! iā€™m not expecting anything in return, and iā€™m sure you have better thingsā€¦ but i saw it and thought youā€™d like it
poseidon: *blinks, but takes the gift from telemachusā€™ hands*
poseidon: *carefully unties the silk cloth*
poseidon: *breathes in sharply*
telemachus: *not sure if that's a good or bad reaction* uh if you donā€™t like it that's fin-
poseidon: *holds his hand to stop telemachus*Ā 
poseidon: prince of ithac-
telemachus: telemachus- sorry for interrupting. please my lord, call me telemachus
poseidon: ā€¦telemachus. thank you, this is a very thoughtful gift.Ā 
poseidon: i will cherish it.
penelope & odysseus: *curious over what's got the god of the seas ā€˜cherishingā€™ something*
athena: *small smile as she knows*
*penelope & odysseus move closer to poseidon who is still staring down at his gift. once close enough they can see in his hand is a a handcrafted glass/crystal hippocampus*
*poseidon ended up wrapping it back in the silk cloth, and placing it in his chiton. He then thanked telemachus again and bid him good night & farewell. odysseus offered to walk back to the cove with him, but poseidon waved him off and told him to stay with his family*
#poseidon: *returned home back to his palace*#poseidon: *once again looking at the gift this time with a small smile on his face*#amphitrite: *looking at poseidon* whatcha got there?#poseidon: *stuffs telemachusā€™ gift into his chiton* uhā€¦ uhā€¦MOLY?!#amphitrite: *raised eyebrow* the king of ithacaā€¦ odysseus gave youā€¦moly?#poseidon: this isn't from odysse- *cough* i mean; noā€¦ he didn't#poseidon: it's from his son.#amphitrite: *now both eyebrows raised in disbelief* the prince gave you moly?#poseidon: *panicking as he's the god of the seas not of lies*#poseidon: well they're descended from hermesā€¦ he practically hands out this stuff as you knowā€¦#amphitrite: uh huh... what ever you say husband#okay headcanon 1 - calypso said 'under my spell we're stuck in paradise' & to me this made me think well if she controls everything#then surely a goddess' magic can have other consequences like stopping a mortal aging. or extremely slowly aging.#once poor odysseus realises he wasn't getting older but his son and wife would be...he broke fearing he'd outlive them#calypso obvs doesn't also want the love of her life getting old/dying on her too#also credit to @rin-solo for this head canon too!#headcanon 2 - it actually happened while i was eating a burger. i thought man i'd struggle to eat any meat after all what ody went through#and so thats how that came to be! i believe he will eat goat/rabbit/chicken etc. but fish is easier with y'know ithaca being a island#so telemachus' gift has been revealed! i thought a hippocampus would be better that just a sea creature or horse. why not both?#also there will be a part 9...ody's revenge/punishment for athena and penelope's seating plan#but i need a small break after this monstrosity#odysseus epic#poseidon epic#telemachus epic#penelope epic the musical#epic the musical#epic: the musical#friends in higher places au?#nonsense thoughts
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lambmotifz Ā· 3 months ago
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What make you think Dean is not a bottom?
iā€™ll never understand why 99% of spn fandom are so convinced he is a bottom with men when heā€™s canonically 1) straight (he said so himself multiple times, also jensen confirmed it) 2) homophobic (he HAS said things that are kinda homophobic and since heā€™s not canonically not straight, those things are just homophobic) 3) if weā€™re talking about wincest then it couldnā€™t be more obvious from their canon interactions that his primal urge is to possess/control sam in every aspect, including physically, and also regain control that john took away from him when he was younger (which also explains his repressed enjoyment of violence & sadism that heā€™s ashamed of). i often see shippers say that he ā€œjust wants to submit and be vulnerableā€ but i donā€™t get that vibe from him at all, especially when it comes to sam. on the contrary he is often shown to be physically violent with sam and he goes unhinged every time he loses a bit of control over him (which partly comes from his unhealthy obsession with the ideal version of sam). he enjoys having that power/control over sam because it gives him the feeling of stability, he feels confident when he knows sam belongs to him. also just because he lets women take the lead in bed doesnā€™t mean itā€™d be like that with sam because dean has completely different needs when it comes to their dynamic
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canisalbus Ā· 5 months ago
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How often does Machete have to go through bloodletting? I remember seeing you post about Machete's anemia and bloodletting at some point. this is for evil research.
I think that might vary depending on how healthy or sick he's feeling. If he's having a few good weeks or a good month he may not need to be bled at all. But whenever he's suffering from his usual headaches, fatique, sleeplessness, nosebleeds, heart palpitations or what have you, or he has caught some bug or is having particularly bad bouts of nervousness and melancholia he'd go through another regimen of bloodletting to have his humors rebalanced. I could see once every two weeks being a reasonable interval for regular maintenance, and more often than that if he's actively ill, up to several sessions per day in direst cases.
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stinkythehutt Ā· 1 year ago
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also. something about palpatine being so adept at seeing into the future that all of his successes feel completely joyless by the time he achieves them because heā€™s just going through the motionsā€¦ how fucked up and nihilistic and brutal that would make youā€¦
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dykecubes Ā· 1 year ago
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Tazercraft mental link but make it a lil bit weird, theyā€™ll have a conversation mostly in their heads but partially out loud which from an outside perspective is just fragments of words and half sentences, they go dead silent for hours at a time only for them to suddenly start shouting out loud, very clearly mid-argument, Pac says something but it comes out of Mikeā€™s mouth, Mike starts speaking with his mouth and finishes speaking with Pacā€™s, sometimes their thoughts become so tangled that theyā€™re unsure who a thought belongs to so they both express it at the same time like horror movie twins, do you see my vision
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iizuumi Ā· 6 months ago
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Side effects of wearing your Kaiju suit too often ,,,, Part 3
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floofballsammy Ā· 20 days ago
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Made these tags and had the urge to make them a post. Sonic movie 3 related. The fucking moon scene and super form scene afterwards.
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Watch out tumblr, I am unwell about gay hedgehogs. It's a lifelong affliction, I will never recover. You either stay away a safe distance or risk getting infected.
Anyways I ran out of words to describe my current state, so have some pictures.
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suntails Ā· 3 months ago
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last call for the silver artbook!! we are currently at 78 orders, only 22 away from a final patch addition šŸ’› both stores close at 11:59pm EST, reach out for any q's!
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kyurochurro Ā· 2 months ago
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WOAH!! 4 of them šŸ¤”āœØšŸŒ·šŸŽøšŸŽ¶šŸ‡¬šŸ‡§
been watching A Hard Dayā€™s Night a lot during these finals weeks!! have some Beatles :D
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extra B&W version!!
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