#just evil

[foxgirl1668]

“our brotherhood is my treasure.”

[halosmoon]

I just realized that the boss was so unbothered and unfazed by having to give Jack’s ring back to him, now that he had payed his loans, was because now he knows that he has an even more valuable thing to Jack that he could take as collateral, which is the grandma

[awfullybigwardrobe44]

Could use prayer today—I’m calling my insurance company about the Evil Hospital billing me wrong for four (4) different claims. I literally don’t know how I’m going to get out of this, the hospital is just so incompetent

[0vergrowngraveyard]

*looks up at you like a sopping wet dog* please tell me sonic and tails still like each other in you’re villain au

they would not survive being separated

[hexesandroses]

When Hozier said "I haven't felt it since then, I don't know how the feeling ended but I know being reckless and young is not how the damage gets done" and when Brandi said "now we're always missing something, I miss when we did not need much" and when they proceeded to say "all I needed was someone when the whole wide world felt young" yeah

[too-alien-to-take-you-home]

I FORGOT TO DOWNLOAD THE REFERENCE PICTURE AAARHH

If anyone cares, this is the profile pic in the drawing ^^

I love my homicidal men

[soldierandawar]

A Little Princess is the earliest memory I have of realizing what it looks like for a grown ass woman to be jealous of a child. Ms. Minchin would’ve got these hands if any of those girls were my daughter.

[maximura]

As a healthcare worker in a “free” country, I’m issuing the biggest Fuck You to the IDF for killing and holding doctors hostage. This Fuck You is so big it generates gravity.

[bvyleaf]

mornings are for thinking of new ways to be The Worst Person ever

[chaiaurchaandni]

[steviecrowdude]

love is in the air? wrong. evil skull

[evilwizard]

hi do you have any tips for people just joining tumblr? people on a /lgbt/ discord say it's where they're moving but I've never used it. is there like a 'introduce yourself' place or something

you’re gonna want to lean into an inscrutable gimmick that alienates everyone and acts as a funhouse mirror distortion of your personality whilst prompting 2,000 randos to send you asks that aren’t funny

[jasontoddsguns]

“Boromir apologist” he doesn’t have anything to apologize for????? He fell victim to evil ringTM like once. and then immediately redeemed himself. Guys come on.

[markwateneymemorialcrater]

Please note. The orange one is not included because A. He isn’t a billionaire. And B. Calling him obnoxious is too kind for him.

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

guys is it weird for your 20 year old son to build your ex husband out of trash in your house after youve gotten divorced