#just death and the demon wins and she doesn't even get to fight it

[mypralaya]

dagnabit loads of disjointed thought snippets about Haven and the Adversary but no ability to make them cohesive + leaving soon anyway

[elysiality]

req: Hi I really liked your fic with Athena and I would like the same fic with Hades if you don't mind. Thanks in advance!

yandere PJO! Hades x demigod! darling 💀🐺👑 - general hcs

I would like to start off by establishing that I truly and firmly believe that Hades would NEVER hurt you or torture you like some of the other gods and goddesses *agressive coughing* Athena, Ares and Hera *more aggresive coughing*

Well and truly he is too in love with you to even THINK about that

I mean have you seen how he reacted to Persephone hating him at the start of their relationship???

Anyways, I believe that the way you would meet is if you were a mother figure to Nico

Nico was immediately drawn to you, an older camper who had stayed back to help Chiron as a counsellor

You weren't afraid of him like most other councellors, rather, like Percy and Annabeth, you saw him as more of what he was; a child who just needed love and affection, a neglected and abandoned child who had to grow up too soon

He's rightfully suspicious and offstanding to you at first but if you act the correct way around him, he definitely takes to you

He starts opening up to you about different things, how he felt about his sister's death, how he felt about Jason's death and how he was struggling to see the point in anything

Comforting him at any time late in the night because he's anxious and depressed and being the one to introduce him to Will also helps :)

I think after he starts dating Will is when he takes you to introduce you to his dad because he finally feels like he has a mother

And that is when you, unfortunately, catch the attention of the Lord of the Dead himself

It's very very hard to gain Nico's trust, considering what he's been through, Hades knew you must have a heart of gold or atleast cared about Nico to have one around him

He finds you intriguing, the way you stand tall to him and only give him a stiff bow, how you roam about and talk to his ghoul servants with ease and of course, how well you're able to take care of and calm down Nico

So his inner stalker starts acting up and he starts sending his servants to spy on you, following you around in the darkness, watching you in the shadows, showing up in your dreams, resulting in them melting into nightmares

Waking up trembling and sweating because of the horrifying creatures and distant memories tormenting you :(

Hades hates tormenting (traumatizing) you but he can't really help it since he needs to know your routine to kidnap you

Actually, I don't know why I censored that, he does kidnap you

He basically sets his furies on your ass which sucks for you but he had no choice

Like imagine just having a quiet, comfortable time in your cabin, all alone with just a nice book and your favourite drink

And then screeching she-demons descend on you and literally drag you all the way to the underworld

Of course, you were having absolutely NONE of that, kicking and screaming

But he gets you eventually

As soon as they deposited you in your bedroom, the man himself comes to see you

Hades confesses to you immediately and tells you he loves you

You immediately remember the story of Persephone and shove him away in horror

From then on, it's just a never ending cycle of him trying to win you over with his wealth and confessions of undying love

Visiting your bedroom everyday with flowers from Persephone's garden

They're beautiful of course but that doesn't mean you'll forgive him

Chucking things from your incredibly expensive bedroom at him while he just stands there and stares at you sadly before leaving

Yelling at him and begging for him to take you back home but he just shakes his head no and apologizes to you over and over

This could go either of two ways, depending on the kind of person you are

1. You keep fighting against him until you finally give in, accepting your situation and deciding to make the most of it

2. You accept his love, thinking that it's better to have undying love than mortal love

He'll be delighted when you finally storm out of your room and go to his throne room, calmly informing him that you accept his proposal

He ADORES you

He's very clingy and he wants you in the throne room with him at all times

He's the kind of person to stare at you for hours and get completely distracted from his job

Like most of the times, you're gonna have to be the one to interview the souls who come to meet him because he's too busy gazing at you

He loves being romantic and will wake you up every day with flowers

He isn't very touchy-feely, he's more of a gift giver kind of person

I mean, he's the god of wealth for god's sake

He will literally get you ANYTHING you want

Even if it's sold out EVERYWHERE, he will personally commission Hephaestus to make it for you

Literally dream of anything, anything that you could possibly want and boom, the next morning, you wake up with it on your bedside table

All he wants in return is a little kiss every day and you telling him you love him

He's one of the gods who will let you roam the above world

He knows that he treats you so well, you'll come back to him anyways

He loves taking you on romantic dates to literally any place you want

Renting out the Eiffel tower just for the two of you is quite the common occurrence, it's his favourite place for a date <3

Complete gentleman, notices everything about you and will literally just chuck money at people, gods, ghosts and monsters alike to make whatever you want happen

Even the slightest show of affection from you is enough to make this poor god pass OUT

Like imagine picking a pretty flower from the above world for him and presenting it to him in the throne room??

He almost fainted of happiness and immediately ordered it to be planted in the royal garden so he could go and gaze at it for eternity

He's in the seventh heaven when you tell him you love him

For everyone wondering what's going on on the Persephone aspect of things, I think she'd be pretty damn pissed at first

Not only because he kidnapped ANOTHER girl

But also because that's her husband??

But unlike Minthe, he actually defends you and refuses to let her hurt you or turn you into a plant and crush you

Eventually, depending on your behaviour and attitude towards her, Persephone will either hate you but not do anything about it, learn to tolerate you OR she'll love you <3

Maybe a little too much....

I mean, you caught her husband's eye....so surely there's something about you that intrigues her too....

But that's a good thing!.....right?

Good luck to you if she ends up turning yandere for you because she is definitely not as soft-hearted and non-violent as Hades

Either way, living in the underworld turns out not to be so bad, especially when you can wander around in your choice of clothes all day, throw money around on things you want, living in a gigantic palace decorated to your design and basically do whatever you like in return for loving an actually really sweet god

Y'know, even if it IS completely filled with spirits and zombies

But that's just minor details in exchange for literally anything in the world....right?

Also, Cerberus ADORES you

Even if you have dog allergies, since he isn't technically a real dog, his 'fur' doesn't affect you

Will follow you around everywhere, begging for pets with all 6 of those cute puppy eyes

Also loves playing fetch :3

Once Nico found out that his father kidnapped you, his reaction was something along the lines of silent, shocked staring

"Nico...I can expla-"

"What. The. Fu-"

He gets used to it pretty fast, he's used to his father's weird, obsessive antics by now

And besides, it just means he gets to spend more time with you <3

I have this irrelevant hc that he likes dragging you with him to his father's throne room and giving him a forceful makeover, just to embarrass him

Hades puts up with it, mostly because he's a softie

In terms of punishments and such, the only time he'd really get pissed is if you tried cheating on him

Like he is so whipped for you that he is willing to let anything slide...except for disloyalty

Even then, the most he'll do is isolate you

He really can't keep himself away from you either

Mostly, he'll just send his minions to guard you a lot more

Which is just more inconvenient and annoying than anything mentally damaging

Overall, he's one of the tamest yanderes in terms of Greek gods

He really doesn't want to hurt you, he just wants you to stay with him forever

He's just clingy :)

[drdemonprince]

Not gonna lie it is quite emotionally dispiriting for a certain category of people online to treat me like i'm a flagrant covid denier who doesnt mask or care about disabled people simply because i'm like "oh hey, your grandmother who doesn't wear a mask is a victim of the same systemic forces as you." or "hey, profound social isolation takes a toll on people that impacts their health and their behavior and that must be included in our risk calculations and mitigation strategies whether we like it or not"

like. i mask. i test. i get vaccinated/boosted. i communicate risk factors to people. i plan outdoor events when i can. i fight to not have in person engagements at work tooth and nail and often at personal expense.

but even if i never did any of those things, i would not deserve to get sick and die, because there are no morally acceptable COVID deaths, no matter what choices a person makes or doesn't make, no matter which mitigations they do or fail to do.

one of my close friends just got fired because her boss said she was "taking covid too seriously." that's the kind of evil we are up against here. not like, your friend's friend going to a concert and forgeting his mask in his other jacket that one time. that guy's still doing better than 90% of americans by having a mask he carries around with him in his jacket. he's not some eugenicist demon. he's some guy living in really miserable and difficult circumstances who made a to-be-expected-sometimes human error. and your grandma who has been propagandized into believing that COVID isn't a big deal (while in actuality being quite high risk herself) is a victim not an evildoer.

way to win over more people to your cause guys. very public health minded of you to view anyone who doesn't perfectly meet your behavioral and ideological standards as an enemy. way to punish the behavior you want. it fucking sucks man.

[majorlb]

Edwin is the fourth son of a minor Lord who gets sent off to school and seemingly forgotten about. While in school, his classmates decide to bully him by 'pretending' to sacrifice him to a demon. The ritual is real, but none of them hold any magic, so it fizzles out, but the minor rift they caused, the death of the boys and spike of Edwin chaos as it protects him, draw the eyes of the sorcerers at Ban Ard, who come and collect him.

The demon connected to the ritual also notices him, even if the ritual was never completed, and is now haunting him. Edwin will never feel safe, until the connection between them is severed.

He likes the school, likes learning. He does not like the other students, either at his own school or in the girls one. Sometimes someone flutters their lashes at him and he simply does not understand why.

He's safe at the school, until he isn't. And Edwin isn't a fighter, he doesn't know how to get rid of the demon (there are no books on half formed connections. they've tried all they can), so he runs. He runs as far as his legs can carry him, and stumbles, quite literately over a witcher. Ages are hard when aging is slowed or not existent, but the witcher himself is rather young, and bleeding profusely. So Edwin heals him, because he can't just let him die.

Charles was 7 years old when his father drunkenly pawns him off on a witcher passing through their little town. He'll never know how is mother reacted when she realized what had happened, but he hopes she's happy and safe with his little sister at least. That his father becomes a better person when he wakes from his drunken stupor and realizes that he gave away his only son and punching-bag.

He thinks maybe it was punishment for getting into a fight with 5 other boys, that he knew he couldn't win. But he also couldn't just stand there and let them beat up someone else.

His sense of justice serves him well at the school, during the trials, and the massacre of his peers. He holds it in a tight fist as to not take out his rage and grief on the humans around him who fear him for simply existing (they don't know better)

And then he meets Edwin, they keep each other safe and sane. Charles slays Edwin's demon. And Edwin gives Charles all the companionship, softness and love anyone could need.

35 years after their first meeting, Edwin tentatively tells Charles that he's very much in love with him. And Charles doesn't know what to do with that. Who hands a witcher something as precocious as their heart? But Edwin is everything, and Charles loves him more than anything, so.. "I love you too." They'll figure it out.

[moonbyulsstuff]

hi could you do a Goo kim, James Lee, Jaegyeon Na and Seongji Yuk x female reader who is the queen of Busan, she is chubby and has immense strength (if possible, could she have the same personality as Mitsuri in Demon Slayer) Scenario please, thanks in advance 😊

The Queen of My Heart.

Female Reader.

Requested.

Masterlist.

Request Rules.

(I don't watch Demon Slayer so I don't really know the dept of Mitsuri personality and only got snippets of what she is like)

Jaegyeon Na:

When he first saw [Name], he thought it was joke that [Name] actually ruled over Busan but once he saw how her subordinates respected and feared her it made sense on how they would bow down to [Name], he'll bow down too.

But he was weak to [Name], too weak. He was a man of composure, and rarely let his emotions get the best of him unless his car gets damaged. But goddamn, when it comes to her. He was weak, Jaegyeon may as well be the women in the relationship.

"Jaegyeon!"

Dear that voice of hers was going to be the death of him, he turned around and looked at her with a smile. "Hey [Name], what are you doing here?" He asked, ruffling her hair.

"I'm here for a eating contest! I want you to come and watch me!"

"Eh?"

Jaegyeon now found himself standing in the busy crowd as [Name] wide smile was evident on her face. He wondered on how [Name] could 100 hotdogs in a row, he knows how much strength she has but eating?

He doesn't know if she can do that.

"Are you ready contestants?!"

"Yaahh!"

"The time will begin in... 3... 2... 1.... START!!"

The competitors immediately gobbled down on the hotdogs they were impressive but Jaegyeon was even more shocked at how fast [Name] was eating those hotdogs.

Like they weren't nothing and just air, Jaegyeon and the crowd watches as [Name] plate of hotdogs slowly lessen one by one. Being much faster than the others.

"How the fuck..."

He muttered and before he knew it, [Name] finished her food with a wide smile.

"I'm done!"

"Wow! Impressive! In only 1 minute and 1 second!"

"Huh?!"

[Name] was handed her reward for winning the competition as the crowd cheered on, Jaegyeon just stood in shock. Watching as [Name] came down from the stage and walked up to him. "Jaegyeon! Did you saw me? I did good, didn't I?!" She cheerfully said, jumping up and down in front of him which made him smile.

He put her hair behind her ear and wiped the remaining sauce off her cheek. "Yeah, I did.. you did good.." He said, leaning down kissing her forehead. She chuckled and held his hand as they started to walk away.

"Where do you wanna go after this?"

"Mhmm... how about some food?"

"You just ate..."

"Well, I'm still hungry.."

"Well, I guess we can. And how about we fight some guys after this?"

"Sure!"

Goo Kim:

Damn.

Was all he could really say right now.

Because damn was the right word for the situation in front of him. I mean, who wouldn't? Goo may have just found his ideal woman.

Cute, chubby and totally kicking ass right now. Goo may have never expected this girl could kick ass and be the Queen of Busan, but hey at this point. He wouldn't mind being defeated by the woman.

"Oh? Who are you?"

She asked after noticing Goo standing there in awe as guys bodies piled around her.

"Your future husband."

"Eh..?"

And that was the start of everything, the start of [Name] and Goo relationship. The day their cute relationship started.

"Babyyy!!"

Goo called out to his lovely girlfriend, running to open her base. [Name] looked up, Goo stood frozen when he saw that she was in the middle of a meaning.

He chuckled and rubbed the back of his head, before closing the door and walking up to her, not caring if they were in a meeting. Goo wrapped his arms around her and kissed her cheek.

"There's my girl, brought you flowers~ [F/F] your favorite~ I even got your favorite sakura mochi."

"Aww! Thank you Goo!"

[Name] said, taking the food and bouquet as she kissed his cheek. Her crew watches as the two became lovey dovey in front of them, their eyes twitched as one covered their mouth from how sick it was.

Sick of how much love the two were pouring out from them.

"Ehem.."

The 2nd in command cough catching their attention, [Name] became flustered once she realized they were still in meeting while Goo pouted, still holding her close.

"Goo.. we know how much you miss [Name] but we are still in a meeting."

Goo scoffed and stuck his tongue out to the guy. "Suck it up your ass, she's my girlfriend." Goo said, annoyed while [Name] chuckled nervously and looked at him.

"It's okay, how about you wait for a bit?"

He sulked on the chair while [Name] continued their meeting. For the entire meeting, he sulked and grumbled underneath his breath, muttering and muttering which caused the others to sweatdropped at his behavior.

The meeting eventually ended and Goo immediately clung to [Name] like a bat, she chuckled and wrapped her arms around him as he buried his face in the crook of her neck, inhaling her scent in the process.

"I missed you so muchh..."

Goo looked up as she smiled at him, placing kisses all over his face, after she was done. Goo face was littered with lip marks, his glasses crooked on his nose.

"How about we go on a date..?"

"Of course!"

James Lee:

James have heard rumors, words from people he had beaten whenever he asked about the Queen of Busan.

She was strong, flexible than most, feared by many and respected by the others but she had warmth that was disarming that it left the enemies to second guess whether or not the rumors were true.

And tonight, James Lee was about to meet her- or well, already met her in the ground.

He was greeted by a warm smile on [Name] face, arms behind her back. "So.. you're James Lee? You're pretty handsome in person." [Name] said, tilting her head at him.

He let out a chuckle. "I'm flattered that the Queen of Busan thinks of me that way." James played with the lollipop in his hand,

[Name] let out a chuckle, slowly approaching him. "So, I guess you are here for the same reason?" She asked him.

"Well, I'm not surprised you knew." "It wouldn't, you almost got ever King now.. all that left is me.." "The Queen.." James muttered, crushing the lollipop between his teeth. [Name] smiled, the sweet smile that made everyone let their guard down around her.

But James kept his guard up.

"I wonder... what piece you will take from me... you took a body part from them.. I wonder which one you'll take from me.." [Name] said making James chuckle.

"I wonder too.. it's making me curious.. and excited.."

She then got into stance, still looking at him with a innocent smile. "How about we find out?" James smirked and threw the lollipop stick that he had just been chewing away.

[Name] cracked her knuckles. "Gladly."

"Checkmate."

[Name] eyes widened, she was on her knees. Bruised and battered from fighting James, she could hardly believe it. She thought she could manage it, but James was too calculative to even begin.

No wonder the others were defeated by him, he was fast, flexible and calculative and [Name] underestimated him too much. He towered over her, eyeing her frame kneeling down.

He opened a brand new lollipop and plop it into his mouth. "Guess you lost, like the others." James said leaning down and gently lifted her chin to make her face him, he could see the look of surprised plastered across her face.

"Now.. just like all the others.. what piece should I take from you..?"

[Name] eyes looked up at him, waiting the word. Waiting and waiting, wondering what body piece will be gone from her like the rest.

Was it going to be her eyes like Hudson? Or her fingers like Seongji?

James pondered, bruises on his face and body. She was a clear threat, he needed to take something to keep her from reaching her true potential.

While he pondered, [Name] thoughts began to reel on every possible. Wondering how her routine would be once James take something from her.

"A date..." [Name] eyes widened and looked at him confusingly. "What...?" She let out, James smiled at her. "A date, 10 dates." James said making her even more confused than ever before.

"What do you mean? What are you implying?" "Nothing, just 10 dates and that would be it.." She tilted her head, looking at him if he was joking but he wasn't. He kept the smirk on his face, not wavering one bit. It confused [Name] to no end on why he would suggest a date.

But the more she thought about it, she realized it was better than her body part being taken away from her and having to navigate without it.

"Alright.."

James smirked when he heard [Name] approval, he helped her get up and dusted off the dirt on her clothes. "Well, I'm glad you accepted." He said, [Name] narrowed her eyes at him.

"I thought would take something from me..." James chuckled, shaking his head. "No, I can't do to a woman. I'm too much of a gentlemen to do so." James could see suspicion brewing in her face, looking at any sign of trickery but found none.

"Well then, let's get you cleaned up." He said, putting his hand on the small of her back as they walked away.

[Name] was confused at James suggestion of a date between the two of them, she wondered if he was going insane or something. She was still on her guard if ever James decided to pull the curtain and revealed he was joking.

But it didn't came.

Thoughts of wonder began to fill her head and while her head was filled with doubts and questions, James internally let out a sigh of relief that she agreed to the date.

Because James could not think of a single thing that could keep her from her potential, if he took something from her, she would just adapt on her way.

Until he realized he could date her, prevent her from reaching her potential like he did to the others. She was a threat like them, and if he kept her close to him, James can control her and prevent from defeating him.

Making her fall in love with me, taking her heart is the piece that he would take to prevent her from reaching her full potential.

Seongji Yuk:

Seongji didn't get jealous, of course he wouldn't.

He rarely gets jealous, I mean, why would he? Nobody gave a reason to be jealous.

But now? He was seething with jealousy.

Why you asked? Well, because his dear girlfriend, [Name], was coddling the brats that kept following him. Those kids that said that they were going to follow his step.

The kids that believed in his words about the Shaman.

He was glad someone believed him, well, a group of people did.

But he found it annoying at times they would come up here but it was nice to have company at times whenever his girlfriend couldn't visit, well because she was the Queen of Busan, she had her own group there too.

And now?

She was coddling those kids, specifically Vin JIn. After finding out from Mary what the village was doing to him.

He was supposed to be one she should be coddling like always.

"Here! Have some cream puff from the bakery that I bought from!"

[Name] said shoving the pastry into Vin Jin mouth who coughed and tried to get away, the others laughed at the situation Vin Jin was in. While Seongji watches with narrowed eyes.

Jaewoo was the first one to notice Seongji sour mood though he always had the same face on like always but he could sense his teacher mood, he then stood up wanting the couple to have some time.

"We-Well! We should get going! School is about to start!" "Huh? What the hell Jaewoo? I thought we were skipp-" "Let's go guys!" He dragged the rest of the guys while Mary followed behind, noticing why Jaewoo did so.

And it was just him and his girlfriend [Name], she looked at him and smiled. "Are you jealous?" She asked, Seongji could only grumbled before walking to her and kneeling down and placed his head on her lap.

[Name] giggled, running her hand through his hair. "Don't worry, you're still my favorite boy!" She said, smiling brightly at him. Seongji could feel his cheeks getting hot but looked away.

"Yeah... not like I care about it.."

[Name] just giggled at his words, the two sat there silence. Letting the comfortable silence sit there until Seongji asked.

"When are you gonna go back to Busan?" He asked, looking up at him. "Well.. maybe in five days or so.." She said, kissing his forehead.

"Do you want me to stay more days here?"

Seongji looked down, though the offer was tempting. He knew he can't keep [Name] here, she also has a life in Busan too and knows that she still has a crew with a association to run unlike him.

"No.. I can't hold you up here any longer... you've already stayed here for more than two weeks now.."

[Name] giggled and nodded. "You're right.. I still need to tend to my crew first... they're probably going nuts right now..." She said, he just grumbled and buried his face against her stomach.

...

"A meeting between the Kings and Queen will take place tomorrow..." [Name] broke the silence once more, he shook his head. "I'm not going... I don't even knw why they made me the King of Cheonliang.." He muttered, she giggled and nodded.

"Well, I know why.." Seongji just hummed, enjoying her presence before he looked up and stared through the bushes. "You know we can see you guys.." He said as the bushes moved and hushed tones came about.

"U-UH! NO ONE IS HERE!" "Shut up idiot!" Seongji sighed and rolled his eyes while [Name] giggled, continuing to run her hand through his hair. "You have a energetic crew Seongji..." She said while he rolled his eyes. "Yeah... really energetic.."

[kamaluhkhan]

(more info under the cut....)

HER CANINE TEETH IN THE SIDE OF MY NECK (werewolf!vi x vampire slayer!reader)

slightly canon-divergent....basically set during pit fighter!vi arc except in this world we've got vampires!! and werewolves!!!!

so reader is also a pit fighter -- they literally meet for the first time when they're competing underground. the next morning vi wakes up with a wicked hangover in some stranger's apartment and that stranger is you! and your dog! vi doesn't realize this yet but you saved her drunk ass from a vampire anyways, you invite vi to train with you and some other girls and offer to patch her up after fights. she's reluctant but you're persistent ("why're you being nice to me. are you some kind of guardian angel?" "nah. i just have a thing for strays. now hold still unless you want to bleed to death.") so little by little, vi moves away from the whole lone wolf thing; she's still very scared to let people in after what happened with caitlyn, but you're a much needed bit of levity and light in this world of darkness and monsters ("whoever wins the most fights tonight picks up the tab for the bar." "you're on, killer." *later that night* "guess i'll be picking up the tab," you smile, your lip splitting open even more. "i'll still take care of it, angel. lemme take care of you first.") vi maybe has a crush on you that she tries very hard to keep secret bc of who she is.....while you're also head over heels for her and trying to keep the whole vampire slayer thing under wraps....perhaps unsuccessfully, but i don't want to spoil it hehe.

LIKE SOME MISPLACED JOAN OF ARC (spiderverse au)

vi is spider-gwen spider-woman! she's in college, plays drums in a band, has an internship at some lab and spends a lot of her time saving the city but there's the lingering guilt that she couldn't save you (canon event: losing their first love). one day she's fighting some villain and....a portal opens? and she's transported into what seems to be another universe?? she does to her apartment and when she knocks on the door, her heart almost stops -- because you're the one who opens it. turns out in this universe, you're spider-woman, dealing with some demons of your own (two canon events rolled into one: losing their first love and not being able to save the life of a police captain....and your vi was an enforcer). basically you have to work together to get vi back home and fix the multiverse and also keep doing spider-person stuff bc it's new york and the crime never stops (you both admit *to yourselves* that it's nice to have someone to share the responsibility....i have this idea and it's a scene that i wrote in another fic basically vi is taking a shower in your bathroom and you go in to drop off a towel or something but oh no! your roommate needs something and since vi is dead in your universe you can't have anyone see her so you have to hide in the shower with vi and it's....obvi very intimate....like vi needs your help washing her hair or something bc she's got this terrible bruise from being thrown around by doc ock and you're maybe a bit too eager help) anyways you fall for each other through all this chaos even though you both really really don't wanna go through losing the other and it seems like it's inevitable one way or another. but, fuck the universe, right?

[yandere-fics]

Yandere giving their catgirl darling catnip all the time and secretly drugging her to keep her sleepy and dependant. Slowly get it into her head that she's just a dumb little kitten who can't take care of herself, never be outright malicious, but get her high and whisper to her all of your intentions. Eventually her brain will just learn she's far too useless to ever be apart from you - if you ever broke up with her you'd probably starve to death. So you just give in and become her cute little litten, even when she shows her true self.

-girlfailure

♡ Drugging Their Cat Girl Darling ♡

♡ Miriel does it because she wants to be able to put a diamond collar on you but when you'll fully conscious you won't allow it so she starts dosing you with catnip just so she can have a bit fun dressing you up while you'll all cute and vulnerable but after doing it for awhile she starts to just really like it and you seem so happy with it anyways, what's the harm in doing it just a bit longer. She won't feel bad at all about it and she wouldn't stop, you might get a bit flustered if you act horny while you've been dosed. She won't overuse it though, there are times were you'll be allowed to not be high. ♡

♡ Eliza does it cause she secretly really wants to be the big bad wolf mounting the poor unfortunate cat but you won't go along with it when fully aware and so she found a tutorial on the internet on how to make your cat darling embrace their instincts and it suggested dosing you so she went for it plus once she gets you dosed you're just so cute and pliant and you'll go along with anything she tells you even if she tells you to present your cute hole for her or let her breed you, when you're like that you even beg sometimes so it's a win for her, she enjoys it for nonsexual reasons but it will mostly be used for her sexy times or when you're being too silly. She won't feel bad, she may stop after sometime if she notices you acting loopy even when she hasn't dosed you but she'll start back up again as soon as that's faded. She might overuse it a bit. ♡

♡ Selene does it because she's worried her cute pet will leave her if they ever think critically about how much of a bad person she is so she uses it so you won't think and will just be her cute happy pet all the time, everything is okay as long as it's to keep your soulmate beside you anyways plus she's a very good owner, she makes sure you have the cutest most comfortable clothes, a pet doesn't need anything practical though, she'll feed you the best cat girl approved diet even though you might hate it(obviously because it's food for a cat like so much fish and milk, yuck) but with her dosing you, you'll forget how disgusting it is, and of course plenty of running outside with her so her pet will get some mental stimulation and she get to mount you so it's a win for both of you. She will never ever consider stopping and she will abuse the fuck out of it, what did you expect? This is Selene we're talking about. ♡

♡ Kassien will do it anytime you're showing resistance and she'll be so subtle about it that you won't even realize you feel much loopier than normal, it's usually not her first go to though and she'll use a very small amount of it, remember all demons, even mid ranked ones have the power to make their mate feel sleepy though angels have this even stronger than normal demons so if she combines this with a very light dosing it'll feel much more powerful and since it's a light dose you likely won't build resistance to it. She likes it for training, she can't deny you're so cute and pliant like this but she would prefer you give into your instincts without it, she's one of the meaner ones, if you try to fight her too much then she'll go full force with it and make you start to feel really stupid cause you can't seem to do anything and she always has to help you so then you'll learn that you need to just let her do everything. It's better than her breaking a leg though. If you push her too hard she won't stop dosing you ever though if she trusts you again more then the dose will be switched from strong to medium at least. She doesn't feel bad, you were the one who fought her so hard. ♡

♡ Nikki tries it to make you sleepy with her and is not a fan of it, sure you're cute but why do you have so much energy, perhaps she needs to give you more? All that does is make you horny and while she likes having you horny, she would really like you to take naps with her and so once again she increases the dose and now you're sleepy all the time which she really likes so in short she uses it way too much, has no remorse, and is never going to stop now that she's found the optimal dose to make you her perfect sleeping partner. This will affect your mind long term, you will not be able to form proper thoughts anymore but he doesn't seem to care at all. ♡

♡ Runa starts to do it because she finds the exact same guide as Eliza, she however is not a huge fan of it because it lasts too long and it makes you really stupid, it's hard to get off on degrading you when you think she's being sincere and then she just feels like a bad mate so eventually she takes you off of it, she really wished it had worked but you seem to think she's being sincere when you're on it so it's too risky, she really likes how scared you are of being without her after it and how much you rely on her so she did get some benefits from it. ♡

♡ Nora is most likely to do it from the start, the moment she's handed your file she started to think of how she could make herself a integral part of your life that you can't live without, this skips all the trying to be your perfect girlfriend stuff cause now you're so reliant on her that even if you don't love her, you need her and will let her just take care of you forever and tie you up and since she decided to go that route from day one, she'd probably kidnap you and just permanently dose you, no courting,, just waking up in a big woman's house permanently high and having to rely on her for every single thing though honestly it really is nice, she would treat you very well, she does actually feel bad about it but she's just such a bad person that there's no way you would want to be with her otherwise. ♡

♡ Sawyer does it when you're pushing her away on her heat or really in general, look she's not proud of it but she really needs a bit of affection from you and if she's not receiving she'll dose you once a week so you'll actually allow her to pet and cuddle you. She doesn't overdo it though, she knows exactly the right amount that would be unhealthy for your mind long term, after all if she just makes you a stupid cat then how are you supposed to spend her money and go on these fancy dates with her, she does enjoy it while it lasts and she doesn't feel bad, you brought this upon yourself by not loving her enough. Plus you seem happier in cat mode so what's the big deal? ♡

[missbrunettebarbie]

Omg that’s such a good point about moral passivity=death in asoiaf. I agree that’s what prevented GRRM from ever seeing Ned as the true hero/male lead of ASoiaf. I also think GRRM has a thing for underdogs and outcasts, of which Ned is neither. Dany on the other hand comes from nothing, has only viserys as family, is abused by him her whole life, and is sold into marriage. And yet still she is driven to help people and make the hard choices, at great cost to herself. On the other hand I think dany’s backround (especially compared to the Stark kids who grew up in wealth and comfort) was one of the things that biased them against her, because in their mind might makes right, and the status quo is good, and people on the bottom should stay on the bottom and shouldn’t rise up. That’s also why they demonized Dany, and made her the ultimate villain of the show, because they believe in the neoliberal notion that fighting back against evil makes you just as bad as the thing your fighting, and it’s better to do nothing in the face of deep societal injustice.

Agree with pretty much everything. I would go beyond this and say that passivity of any kind is an unforgivable flaw for GRRM. We see this with Doran Martell, who GRRM clearly likes ... but he can't get a win because he wasted too much time doing nothing .

And, like, Ned is very passive in general. We don't realize it because he is the main character of the first book, so we want to root for him. But the guy would gladly bury his head in the sand/run away to Winterfell if he could, the rest of Westeros be damned. I wondered for a long time how tf Ned and Robert managed to be such good friends, because they seem so different, but they really aren't. They both dislike facing reality, they both neglect their children* in some way or other and neither of them sees everything wrong with the status quo. (Like, Ned is pretty much making the same mistakes with Arya his father did with Lyanna! Yes, he hires a sword teacher for her, but it's Jon who gave Arya the sword that started everything, not Ned. And he clearly expects Arya to more or less grow out of her tomboy phase and 'do her duty'. He doesn't see anything wrong with the fact that she is barred from the Kingsguard, the Citadel or the position of High Septon for simply being a girl. Not to mention the way he seems to more or less regard Bran's life as being over once he can't walk anymore. Again, it's Jon who asks Tyrion to make a saddle for Bran to ride, it doesn't even occur to Ned that Bran might still be able to do normal activities if he has help.)

*There is no question that Robert neglected both his legal and his biological children. But Ned also kinda neglected his, especially the girls. Sansa and Arya are stuck in a very very toxic dynamic of golden child-black sheep, probably created by Septa Mordane and reinforced by Catelyn, but Ned only seems to realize this when he gets sole custody of the girls. Also, the fact that Ned didn't seem to have any plan for Robb and Jon beyond 'future Lord of WF and his right hand' is kinda another black mark against him. One could argue that if Ned had tried to look for a wife for Robb, there would have been no Frey engagement to break and no Red Wedding.

Anyway, yeah, passivity=death IMO.

As for D&D and Dany, I honestly don't think it's that deep. I think they more or less so the Targaryens as bad because Ned was part of a rebellion to despose them, and well, Ned=Good in their eyes. So Dany can't be good. It's also why I think Jon gets sent in exile bc well, Jon is also a Targaryen by birth. We only need the 'pure' Starks at the end of the day, for good to triumph over evil. D&D seem to have a veeeery simplistic worldview, I think even Disney's Descendants would seem too morally grey for them LOL.

So I think the show's downfall was the fact that it was made by two people who seem to want to do straightforward epic fantasy and could not, for the life of them, deal with nuance of any kind.

[lacunammmm]

Dabi Was The Most Disastrous Thing To EVER Happen To The League Of Villains And Is The MVP For The Hero Team

Hiring Dabi was like Tomura being handed a knife. Trusting this guy and giving him leadership of ANYTHING was Tomura cutting his own throat. Dabi is a complete and utter fraud. The guy can't kill his way out of a paper bag. If he's up against characters who don't have a name, always bet on Dabi.

But if he has to fight someone who has a name and isn't just a background character who was invented just to die (like Snatch) then this guy is cooked.

Dabi is also a bum because he actively harmed the League at every step of the way.

He's the reason their hideout was rumbled. Someone saw Dabi leave the League's bar to go squat in the nearby abandoned building and called the cops. The cops investigated and later found the LOV base. He's the reason Momo and Awase are alive right now. Because he didn't have the Chainsaw Nomu finish the job and take them out. He's also the reason the Nomu lab got found out. Because he was the leader of the mission but he couldn't be bothered to check his nomu for damages and see the obvious tracking device that was planted on him. Momo was knocked out and had to wake up to tell the heroes what she did to help. At anytime Dabi could have destroyed the device, but he couldn't be bothered to look. He caused All For One to get arrested and undermined the League's victory in the forest camp arc. The heroes got a big win and All Might ended his career in a blaze of glory.

He's the one who puts his agenda ahead of the League's. The guy was absent for most of the Overhaul arc bbqing nameless characters.

He's the one who sent Hood to die against Endeavor, removing a powerful ally from the League's arsenal. That High End Nomu could have made mince meat out of other pro heroes who are NOT Endeavor, but Dabi decides to send him against the worst possible target. Oh, and of course this boosts Endeavor's popularity and gets people believing in him, right when public sentiment about Endeavor was low. The loser just gave his dad a public trial by fire that he won with a flourish!

And he's the one who brought Hawks into the League and failed to do any sort of checks on the guy. The disastrous first war was 100% Dabi's fault. He didn't bother to check if Best Jeanist was dead. He didn't keep a watch on Hawk. He didn't kidnap a hero or two and demand Hawks kill them in front of him, with the implication being that he'd burn Hawks to death if he failed to comply. This is standard stuff to sus out an undercover cop. The guy's lack of any sort of education really shows here. In a world where Hawks doesn't enter the League, they 100% win, effortlessly. They had the MLA join them, they had the doctor creating an army of Nomu, and All For One would have fully taken over Tomura's body. The only reason the MHA universe isn't ruled by the demon king right now? Dabi's incompetence. He's also a bum because he wasn't shown to be doing anything at all until he saw Stain's broadcast. What was he gonna do without the League? Sit and wait forever and achieve nothing?

He's also the reason All For One, Tomura, Toga, and Kurogiri died.

See, he had the chance to kill both Endeavor and Shoto but he decided not to. He said he wanted Endeavor to be awake to see his masterpiece burn, and since Endeavor passed out, he didn't finish the job. Oh, and guess what? He didn't kill Hawks, either. He couldn't even be bothered to avenge his homie, Twice. Had he taken out Hawks and Tokoyami, the heroes would have suffered IMMENSE LOSSES in this war and the entire war arc part 2 looks different.

Well, congrats, Dabi. You're the reason the first war arc happened, and you're directly the reason why the second one was a failure. You wanna know another reason why Dabi is the reason his friends are dead?

If he'd killed Aoyama during the forest camp arc, where we have ZERO REASON to believe he knew Aoyama was a spy for their side (as Aoyama was AFO's servant, not Tomura's) then Aoyama wouldn't have been alive to get outed as a spy, and then be used by the heroes to lead the League into an ambush.

Heck, he fucked up multiple times in the forest arc. He's the one who had a gameplan that left Mustard entirely on his own instead of keeping some boys at his side because his quirk is a one hit kill if someone inhales the gas.

His clone yapped and ran its mouth to Aizawa about how they were after a student, which is what got the guy to give the students permission to fight back.

He's the one who demanded Compress unmarble the students, resulting in them not abducting Tokoyami, just Bakugo.

He's got fire hotter than lava but couldn't be bothered to BBQ some kids to ensure they do more damage to hero society and aren't gonna be a problem in the future.

The guy can turn human bodies into charcoal in an instant, but his flames never manage to burn anyone the author cares about.

We call Dabi 007.

Zero 1 vs 1 fight victories.

Zero kills on plot relevant characters.

7 victims who walked off his flames barely worse for wear. The League would have objectively been better off if this guy never joined.

[mickycute]

lil questions

1- Palette knows Cray is a Paperfresh fanchildren? Like, well, his nephew?

2- How is Goth going with the "Family Game" of Palette ?

3- Goth feels bad for his Canon self? And does knows the creator of his Canon self have allow deathcest and well, proshippers shipps with him? What he thinks about it?

4- i wanted to know more about Palette spying job, whos his leader? NO FOR REAL, i literally made my own Au in my head where the leader is literally a God/Angel/demon/idkstrongasfuckguy PALETTE, that have some weird evil plans

5- how is the Poth family going? Goth dealing well with being the sexy Mommy?

6- tell Goth that i literally have a version of him that for lots of differents events... Is cursed to have babies, but not any babies, in specific things from Galaxy, like constellations, planets, suns and this kind of stuff, só yes, even have One called Taurus, other called Lyra, and than goes on and on

7- how much kids Palette want to have with Goth?

8- if FellGoth had FellPastel, would Dante and Rurik ask for the custody? Bc they want a kid? Would Lotus accept it? Also i dont get the relationshipp of those three in your acc, is Dante and Rurik in a open relationshipp or Dante simply doesn't care that his bf r@ps Lotus? Also, Lotus stupid or what? Bitch got literally the DEATH TOUCH, idk if ppl forget that or any Goth simply REFUSES to defend themselves from their Palettes, if yes, thats a problem

8- in a Poth fight, who wins? Bc Goth literally got the death touch

9- if Dream and Ink are Immortals, why Palette inst? Is that a payment to be part of the cult?

10- hey Saw you answered me, sorry for not liking before, Tumblr never lets me know when i was answered, and i rarely use it

11- why Goth simply cant F@ck Palette properly?

12- if Im right, Goth can take the humans souls and happens this thing that happens to asriel in the game, does Goth knows about that? Like, he could look as a adult(or just older) with that, and bé more powerful course

13- Palette if he had to kill Goth bc Goth found out the truth, he would really kill Goth? How he would deal with Goth parents finding out?

14- Palette finding out what Rurik does with Lotus? What would bé his reaction? He would help Lotus stop being a harley Queen? Só like, stop this sick love?

15- Goth finding out all Lotus have been throught, what he would do?

16-my friend wants to follow but inst sure if you are a antiproshipper, bc of those Lil comics of Black and his brother, so, basically She thinks you approves that kind of shipps, i want her to follow too, could you answer her???

17- does Palette knows about Due and still have choose Goth?❤️☺️awwwn

18- Palette would get alonge with Gloom? And would Goth get along with Pibbidi?

19- why FellPibbidi and Lotus dont date? I suppose both suffered very similar things, sooooo

20-you can draw culeros sketchs to answer those, or texts, also accept those Lil shirt fanfictions as answers to some questions, have a Nice day

❤️❤️❤️

Es la primera vez que recibo tantas preguntas en una sola pregunta jeje am... ok

1- Palette knows Cray is a Paperfresh fanchildren? Like, well, his nephew?

2- How is Goth going with the "Family Game" of Palette ?

3- Goth feels bad for his Canon self? And does knows the creator of his Canon self have allow deathcest and well, proshippers shipps with him? What he thinks about it?

4- i wanted to know more about Palette spying job, whos his leader? NO FOR REAL, i literally made my own Au in my head where the leader is literally a God/Angel/demon/idkstrongasfuckguy PALETTE, that have some weird evil plans

5- how is the Poth family going? Goth dealing well with being the sexy Mommy?

7- how much kids Palette want to have with Goth?

8- if FellGoth had FellPastel, would Dante and Rurik ask for the custody? Bc they want a kid? Would Lotus accept it? Also i dont get the relationshipp of those three in your acc, is Dante and Rurik in a open relationshipp or Dante simply doesn't care that his bf r@ps Lotus? Also, Lotus stupid or what? Bitch got literally the DEATH TOUCH, idk if ppl forget that or any Goth simply REFUSES to defend themselves from their Palettes, if yes, thats a problem

9- if Dream and Ink are Immortals, why Palette inst? Is that a payment to be part of the cult?

yes :)

10- hey Saw you answered me, sorry for not liking before, Tumblr never lets me know when i was answered, and i rarely use it

Nothing happens hehe and thanks for you like

11- why Goth simply cant F@ck Palette properly?

12- if Im right, Goth can take the humans souls and happens this thing that happens to asriel in the game, does Goth knows about that? Like, he could look as a adult(or just older) with that, and bé more powerful course

I say that by taking so many souls he would become a super god in adult mode but it would be temporary, then he would become a dwarf again, although also by having so much power he would break the curse and stop being a dwarf xD

13- Palette if he had to kill Goth bc Goth found out the truth, he would really kill Goth? How he would deal with Goth parents finding out?

14- Palette finding out what Rurik does with Lotus? What would bé his reaction? He would help Lotus stop being a harley Queen? Só like, stop this sick love?

Palette is brave so I would defend him, but since he is in another dimension he cannot be in that universe for long, and Lotus would be left alone.

15- Goth finding out all Lotus have been throught, what he would do?

Goth would be sad to see his other self suffering so much, if Goth were there he would try to help him, even if Lotus is a bit stubborn.

16-my friend wants to follow but inst sure if you are a antiproshipper, bc of those Lil comics of Black and his brother, so, basically She thinks you approves that kind of shipps, i want her to follow too, could you answer her???

I didn't understand this, I searched and something else came up hehe or are you referring to the shp between black and fray? they are brothers aaaaaa, they already have their partners >n<

17- does Palette knows about Due and still have choose Goth?❤️☺️awwwn

I didn't understand this one either, sorry D:

18- Palette would get alonge with Gloom? And would Goth get along with Pibbidi?

I don't know those characters UnU

19- why FellPibbidi and Lotus dont date? I suppose both suffered very similar things, sooooo

well I wouldn't know what to answer

20-you can draw culeros sketchs to answer those, or texts, also accept those Lil shirt fanfictions as answers to some questions, have a Nice day

thanks for the questions hehe, the good thing is that I was able to answer them

[chaoticklesblog]

Helluva Boss Tickle Headcannons:

Stolas:

Super ticklish despite not being tickled very much in his younger days, (Blitzo is definitely the first one to discover this weakness when they were kids and never really forgot how ticklish Stolas was, or is, for that matter.)

Is a switch, but is definitely is more lee leaning! He enjoys the bondage aspect of it and definitely experiences the most anticipatory giggles.

Has one of the most adorable laughs ever. It doesn't take much to get him laughing. He has such a high-pitched laugh that gets squeaky if you get the right spots.

Worst spots are wings and beneath his feathers.

As a ler, my goodness is this guy fucking RUTHLESS.

Is a demon, so expect to receive whatever tickling is dished out tenfold in return.

His feathers and claws are horrendously evil tickle tools and the mothefucker KNOWS it.

Uses tickling as a torture method for those who most deserve it (cough cough, Blitzo).

Blitzo:

Regularly involved in childhood tickle fights with Fizz. Used to win most of the tickle fights until the accident happened.

So playful and silly, he was the first to initiate a tickle fight with Stolas and the first to realize what a ruthless tickler Stolas is.

Also a switch, very needy as a lee and super teasy as a ler.

Surprisingly a very gentle ler unless otherwise provoked.

Definitely tickles Stolas the most of anyone because Stolas absolutely loves it. Also frequently tickles Millie and Moxxie but mostly Moxxie because he deserves it. Doesn't DARE tickle Luna (he doesn't have

Most ticklish spots include ribs, tummy and underarms.

Super silly laugh, loves provoking others to tickle him, and is so shameless about it, the little shit.

Millie:

Is ticklish but is much more of a ruthless ler. Mostly tickles Moxxie to get him to relax or not be so uptight.

Absolutely ruthless. RUTHLESS.

Not only does she know Moxxie enjoys being tickled, but she encourages the other IMP's to tickle him.

Doesn't mind being tickled by Moxxie but will destroy anyone else who tries.

The worst spots are her hips, thighs, and knees.

Has a bright, carefree laugh.

Will 10/10 dish out absolutely unholy revenge to those who dare to tickle her.

Moxxie:

Is such a lee! 100% lee. Is baby.

It doesn't take much to get him all flustered, just a few well placed pokes, a wink, or teasy voice.

Prefers to be tickled by Millie but is the frequent victim of gang tickles. Not that he minds.

Is wayyyy more susceptible to gentle and teasy tickles.

His back is an absolute death zone. Absolutely cannot handle back massages AT ALL.

Screechy and screamy laughter. AHAHAH.

Hides his face a lot, or at least he tries when tickled. Lol. He can't even help it.

Will literally beg to not be tickled.

PUPPY DOG EYES.

Deserves to get his shit WRECKED!

Ozzie:

WE AREN'T gonna pretend this man isn't ticklish.

I mean, he is. Has a super boisterous laugh.

I mean, if this anyone has a tickle kink, it's him lol.

I feel like he's got tons of ler energy. He tickles Fizz so much, lmao. Surprise tickles, tickle games, tickle hugs, teases, etc. ASDFGHJKL. Fizz eats it up, of course.

Is kinda ticklish in a couple secret places only Fizz knows about. I mean, I don't even know, and Fizz didn't tell me lmaooo. It's a secret, do with that info what you wish.

Is actually the tickle monster. Hehehe.

Fizz:

Is such an adorably ticklish imp.

Arguably, the most ticklish character.

Literally used to be nearly tickled to death by Blitzo as kids. And ganged up on by the other imps. Was pretty much defenseless lol.

Blitzo used to knock him down a few pegs for getting all the attention by tickling the everloving snot out of him.

Literally never won tickle fights until after the accident. The robot arms improved his tickle fight game tenfold.

His robot arms are indeed also ticklish but offer an advantage in tickle fights by being able to stretch or tickling people far away.

Bottom ribs, hips and sides are his worst spots.

Cannot handle his ribs being counted. (Ozzie found this out, and the poor guy can't rest ahah).

Wheezy laughter that eventually goes silent, and he also thrashes a lot.

Uses his robot arms for tickling and bondage purposes with Ozzie and to also get well deserved revenge on Blitzo, haha.

[lozfanchick]

Hello, a little bit too much obsessed with your Parent Trap Au but I really need to ask.

What is Azure's real reason to send Macaque away? Is he good, is he bad.. Is he none? What's his plan? Does he really only adore Wukong because of his wealth and population?

Is his goal to manipulate? If yes, who? Maybe just from jealousy, envy?

Thank you!

Hey again!! No worries I LOVE talking about my fic so questions and rants just make me super happy and proud!!! :DDD

So Azure in the show is manipulative. He manipulates MK into going into the scroll to get his brothers. He tries to talk MK into leaving Wukong. Plus he's the type that sees if the ends justify the means then it's worth it. I mean he destroyed the area around his paradise, but he got Camel Ridge so it was worth it (nevermind all the death literally surrounding it). And once he has his mind set then there's no changing it. In his eyes DBK and PIF are traitors, even tho PIF betrayed Heaven and has lived as a demon for a super long time. And DBK had literally just recently "retired" his demonic war-waging ways. But I guess only his people get to beat on demons and the like then betray Heaven and join the cool kids club; PIF was late so she doesn't get a seat at the table idk (can you tell this is a big issue for me lol). Anyway, he's charming and has got a lot of charisma and wields it well. So in my fic I just expanded on that.

Now to put his mindset in the fic into perspective think of the biggest current day superstar. Someone most people in the world would recognize or at least have some familiarity with the name. If that person suddenly started dating someone, everyone would then know their name and they would ROCKET up to new heights. That's a SUPER tempting promotion and seems so easy to get. Date the biggest celebrity, stay with them for awhile and then BAM you're now a known name, not just someone in the credits. That's the main goal for Azure.

And now we get into my headcannon's for Azure and Wukong in LMK:

In the show I got STRONG lionpeach vibes because I mean...Azure looking at Wukong with those eyes. BUT he only saw what he wanted to in Wukong, a strong and caring leader. But Wukong was also reckless, greedy (left his people and his island often for power and titles), and clearly was a prankster/jokester. Now I don't believe this is even shown in the show, but I think part of the reason Azure is so mad at Wukong isn't just him betraying them but him not being everything he thought Wukong was. Wukong not fitting the mold Azure's mind had him in. Wukong couldn't defeat the Jade Emperor and instead gave up (not fight till the end), Wukong wasn't strong enough to win, Wukong wasn't a leader but a follower of a human monk. So many let downs and that's why he was ready to turn on Wukong before the fight between the jttw crew and Camel Ridge crew. Yet he still loved or at least wanted Wukong or some control over him. So he didn't want Wukong dead, he just wanted him trapped and then he'd decide when to free the monkey. All this is to say that's also what I did in my fic. He may like Wukong, but he doesn't love him because Wukong isn't just a good actor, he's also a dork who prefers to eat fruit all day and has a pool even tho he can't swim and refuses to learn.

tldr: I HC that LMK Azure saw in Wukong what he wanted to see and got disappointed at the real him, so I also emulated that in my fic

[radioisntdead]

Psst

Since we have a hat gremlin- what about other hat wearing Characters?

Sir pent., husker, Lucifer... SUSAN (angel wore a hat one time and so didnt vaggie- do they count?) and Valentino?

My only note is that if Valentino has one it is the equivalent to the most angry lil devil that bites his bald ass head like a rabid flea.

Good evening my dear! I GOT THIS ASK IN THE MORNING AND I KID YOU NOT IT HAS BEEN ON MY BRAIN SINCE. Switching between third person and referring to the reader as you

I'm thinking Sir Pentious's hat creature is like a little lizard, like the gecko lizard that tries to sell you car insurance but instead of car insurance it's just insurance, for what you ask? No idea it's probably a scam don't buy anything from hat lizard, Lil' hat lizard likes to take out with Sir Pentious's hat when he's sleeping, freaks out the eggy Bois, hat gecko totally tries to be a wingman and set him up with Cherri bomb! They are the best winggecko

Huskers hat creature is SMALL, they like the warmth from his fur, you take a lil' nappy nap, snoozy time, when he was a overlord they would help him win casino games, how you ask? I don't know, I don't know how it works but probably by stealing cards or something, his hat creature is probably drunk off their rockers too! Probably chill in cups when not in the hat.

Lucifers hat creature is a duck, 100% a regular duck, a duck that likes to vibe in a hat, that's all I got, the hat quacks. [Lilith gave you to him before leaving.] He likes to show you off to Charlie and the other sins "LOOK AT MY DUCK! THEY REALLY LIKE MY HAT HAhaA"

ANGEL'S CRIME HAT, his lil hat creature is just a lil' guy! He treats em' like a second child [the first is fat nuggets obviously] takes you out of the hat to dress you up, you probably ride fat nuggets like a horse when out of the hat, crime hat creature is totally small enough for that,

I despise Valentino so the bastard is, as per usual dying.

[Warning for mild implied suicide, it's not in depth but It's implied, just a sentence not the reader or the grapist.]

He doesn't have a hat gremlin he has a hat cursed demon leech.

Cursed leech wasn't always cursed, they originally clinged to one of Valentino's victims who ran out during extermination day and you can guess what fate they met.

You, the little hat thing wanted revenge for your fallen friend and so you exited the hat you were originally attached to and infested Valentino's.

Valentino has a constant headache because you bite, sharp teeth piercing his skin, he can't take the hat off because you latch on like a leech, you probably have some diseases that transfer to Valentino so he has to go to the doctors often.

Hat leech will eventually lead to Valentino's permanent death and only then will they be satisfied in taking revenge for their fallen friend, they will exit Valentino's hat and return to the one they left, maybe they'll move on to someone else and be their friend but until then they're on their own.

Vaggie doesn't have a hat gremlin, she has a BOW gremlin, allegedly came from heaven, you are the bow itself. Unraveling to be a bow creature that helps taking people out.

Bonus for Vox because he has a hat right? Or am I delusional we'll find out.

Lil robot creature, totally doubles as a spy, vox's hat is sometimes seen around the hotel stalking Alastor.

SUSAN MY BELOVED OLD GRUMPY LADY, I gotta write for her again soon!

Her hat creature is just like her! Old! her hat will rise up for a moment curse someone out before shrinking back down, similar to Rosie's gremlin, maybe they're related? They probably get into fights, the folks of cannibal town just see Susan's hat and Rosie's hat going at it, dueling probably with weapons I can see them using guns or sticks, sharp sticks,

Susan likes her hat creature, treats em' like a pet and feeds them sinners.

DOODLES TIME, I can't draw anyone's hats for the life of me.

My handwriting sucks but we don't talk about that

[bonefall]

do you have any plans for willow tail?

No solid plans, just little fragments that I'm fond of.

I do actually like the bunny bone idea, in some ways. I like how it starts. She sees Red Claw just sunbathing on the moor, can't stand the idea of seeing his ugly mug around, and comes up with a way to get him in trouble. It's so petty!!

"Ohh I'll get my revenge on him! First I'll eat my lunch, and then I'll CLEAN my lunch, and put it on the border, and say that he is eating our rabbits. That will make Wind Runner yell at Clear Sky, and he will yell at Red Claw, and he will never sunbathe here again aha HA HA it's BRILLIANT, BRILLIANT, BRILLIANT!" Ok Yzma. I love you.

Mundane bullshit I love it so so much. She just ate her lunch for the drama.

That's such an interesting idea for a conflict, y'know? I love it so much more than "IT WAS ALL FOR REVENGE." What starts as petty, easily resolvable drama escalates because Clear Sky is SO easy to offend, which makes Wind Runner dig her own heels assured that she's right, and then eventually Willow Tail can't back down because it's gone too far and she hates Red Claw too much.

And even Moth Flight. I wish they did more between Willow Tail and her, as friends and allies. They both hate Red Claw for getting people they love killed, it would have been a lot more interesting seeing the two of them commiserate and confide in each other.

(but if moth had friends, then you can't do the stupid celibacy rule because then the clan would. like. help her babysit a little. which they offer to do, btw, canon moth flight is just such a freakazoid that she rejects all help. its a bad book, brent)

It's also interesting the way that Clear Sky is, again, a monster in this book. He clawed her eyes out, for the crime of "stirring up trouble." Then he stepped aside and told Red Claw he could do whatever he wanted with her. It would be a shockingly violent thing even for someone who earned that level of brutality. I really expect no less from the SkyClan tyrant.

(it's not lost on me btw, that the writers will go to bat for Tom the Wifebeater and give him a redemption death but then show Willow Tail suffering and dying slowly on screen for Clear Sky's vindication. They don't see him as the demon they wrote him as.)

Anyway... time for Fragments Proper.

BB!Willow Tail

TO BEGIN WITH: BB!DOTC is the one arc that I have no intention to stay faithful to. I do not value "sticking close to canon" the way I do with the others, it is not a consideration. It's a total overhaul-- with Gray Wing being killed in book 1 and xeir roles taken by Thunder Storm's mother, a language barrier between Park Cats and Tribe Cats, and a totally different order to the formation of the Clans.

Moth Flight's Vision is now Moth Flight's Vow... and there's no room for Willow Tail's bunny bones drama anymore. It's a completely different story with a brand new origin for the Cleric's Vow.

So if the Bunny Bones drama remains, it'll have to go somewhere else

Though I do like it, I'm also nonplussed about losing it.

I feel like the Bunny Bones plot works best with Skystar as the antagonist, because no one else is nearly as easily offended as him... but at the same time, I have a really solid plan for him losing 8 lives to Star Flower's Ritual, and then his final picking a fight with the River Kingdom, winning a significant amount of territory.

But, it would also be VERY cathartic to have Skystar's final death be just after gouging Willow Tail's eyes out, with someone deciding ENOUGH IS ENOUGH and even if Willow Tail did lie, she doesn't deserve to be tortured.

I'd be inclined towards doing the Bunny Bones plot the way I described liking it; as petty drama that got out of hand, but really revealing Skystar's true colors.

Hmm... maybe I'll make it a Tiger Sky novella, and have this be the story about her deciding to leave SkyClan.

(INFO for those who don't recognize the name: Tiger Sky is the BB version of one of the Angel Fetus Children they gave Clear Sky. She is the daughter of Falling Feather, and half-sister of Thunderstar.)

Anyway-- depending on if Willow Tail ends up being a Park cat or a Tribe cat, her name could be very different. The Wind Coalition is Park-culture, so they're born nameless and earn titles over time.

It's likely she won't end up with Willow Tail as her name, but something more like Willowbark Weaver, or Willow Flayed Bare. Willy for short.

Windstar's Revelation, a direction given by Gray Wing the Wise in the aftermath of the First Battle, is to begin innovating and moving away from violence. So I can see Willy earning this title after demonstrating excellent uses for willowbark.

Her childhood name was different. The first name a Park Cat wears is [Mentor]'s Paw, and before that, they have a simple physical descriptor.

So first of all I need to pick a mentor for her, and I'll only figure that out after making a loose allegiance list

And second of all, her baby name was probably Tabby, and her brother's was Mottle.

Speaking of her brother, though...

I don't like how they broke Frog's back and then just had him die on the way home. I dislike the trend in this arc where several cats get disabling injuries (Moon Shadow, Frog, Tiny Branch, Willow Tail), only to die of them shortly after.

So I think I will be keeping Frog alive, especially to point out how they dealt with a paraplegic cat in ancient times in contrast to modern times, with Wildfur and Briarlight.

Which means he will also need a new name and chosen mentor, if he's a Park cat. But anyway...

Their ages might get shuffled, but at their very oldest, I want them to both have been young during the First Battle.

And that's what I've got, so far!

[eldritch-spouse]

Okay so Kalymir wants a queen who is as strong and ruthless as him, right? Imagine:

It’s a normal day in Wrath, the queen is fighting another challenger (maybe a high-ranking demon or some powerful monster) in the ring, and Kalymir is looking on with glee. It looks like a close fight at first, but slowly the queen begins to realize she’s no match for challenger. She’s giving it her all and then some, but ultimately she’s so beaten down that she’s forced to yield. She staggers to her husband, who at this point is not smiling anymore, all bloodied and bruised and barely able to stand. She looks him in the eyes and tells him “I’m sorry, I tried so hard” and all but collapses.

Does Kalymir finish the job?

Also I feel like you’ve answered an ask vaguely similar to this before (along the lines of Kalymir not wanting to be with a weakling or sthg) so please just ignore this if that’s the case lol I cannot take the embarrassment

[I think you're referring to the ask where an anon gave up and simply waited to die upon being kidnapped by Kalymir. This is a different scenario already.]

You don't get the chance to come to him.

Provided you are in the arena, the way fights usually end is with a fatal blow to the loser. The challenger you were losing to was going to kill you. Perhaps a clean decapitation, or maybe something a lot more "showy", gory. Kalymir doesn't let it happen. The challenger gets thrown back from your proximity by the thunderous tremor of the King pouncing onto the fighting grounds. You're collected by whatever supervisors are present (usually to determine if there's foul play involved) and brought to safety, where your wounds can be tended to.

The challenger is given a small break to then enter a fairer fight with the King himself, dying in a blaze of glory, honored by the crowd and the monarch himself. It was a brilliant, exhilarating fight.

Kalymir returns home to you with a trophy, more than likely the challenger's horns. They're deposited at your feet, an offering of love as you lie comfortably in his bed, recovering with all sorts of magical aids. Kaly has a lot to tell you, but he begins by commending you for lasting as long as you did. Even when you knew you weren't going to win, you still stood and fought and gave that demon as much rage as you could. You didn't scare, didn't run, didn't pale before certain death. And his heart soared for you. You're one tough little shit, he's very proud of you! You looked impressive out there.

Don't apologize, that's some weak bullshit, you were great! Especially for a runty little human.

[yuukei-yikes]

continuing on that...... haruka/konoba identity crisis angst

im not sure continuing on what but YEAHHHHH WOOOO rather than an identity crisis though.......

i think haruka tries to honor konoha as much as he can by enjoying his life, bc konoha isnt Gone it just took its intended back seat so haruka doesn't wanna bore it or act like konoha doesn't deserve to drive just bc it's a snake. it's just how things are. haruka is the owner of the body. konoha happened to be in there while haruka wasnt, and accidentally gained a mind of its own... so when haruka's really going through it, he cant help wondering what makes one or the other deserve the driver's seat more.

is it time? haruka was born in that body and wore it for 17 years before konoha took it for only 2, so in that aspect haruka wins. is it the amount of people who love them? haruka has maybe 5 (quartet, kenjirou(dead) and his father, if it counts) while konoha has... well, the entire dan. so konoha wins there. so... is it, which one is human? but how's that fair? konoha has proven to have a mind of its own. i mean, it made a wish that clearing was forced to grant (hiyori surviving), what more proof do u need to know konoha is person enough? haruka wonders abt this, i think.

but does it even make sense to wonder about deserving? sometimes it just is what it is. the one who got to keep the driver's seat was pure chance, luck, logic, whatever. it was haruka's wish, everyone got a wish and haruka's was to get his body back, while konoha chose to let hiyori live. everyone made their choices, and this is how things are.

what i like about haruka post str is that He is the face of str, and He represents growing up. i think haruka is the one most at peace with what happened to him, mostly being burdened by the guilt he feels from being thankful for the tragedy, since it allowed him to live. he got something out of it. but i dont think haruka's the kind to dwell on the past, just by the way his personality is entirely but also konoha particularly is a reason why.

like i said haruka doesnt wanna bore konoha. i do love how haruka calls konoha the other me. i think if haruka is upset for too long, feeling guilty for konoha being gone or for feeling thankful for the tragedy bc it allowed him to live, something within him shakes him right out of it like hey... ill cheer up if i go get something reaaaaal yummy to eat. like there's The Horrors. but there's also all the good things in life, and what more does haruka want than life?

what we get from haruka's pov tells us he's realistic, even leaning towards being a total pessimist. haruka is completely cynical towards any kind of comfort towards the end, product of living a life where he clung to hope desperately, be it in the form of friendship or religion, and a father who constantly disregarded the despair and sadness of the situation. because of it haruka is left to cope with himself like... hey it happens to everyone. im just hitting the sack a little earlier than most. that's ok.

that's... optimistic? not really. optimistic is shintaro, who tells him you'll be okay, you have to be. and at that point haruka's driven to complete despair where he is completely certain that there is nothing after death. and he... gets worse than nothing! he gets thrown in the daze!!!!

haruka goes through his worst nightmare already, so... what's left post str??? he already lived through the worst, he already cried and begged and accepted it and went back to begging against it... "it" is death.

so would he be fighting mind demons like shintaro and ayano? he's gonna be freaking out in his own skin like takane?? not really. he's just breathing fresh air because he made it out of hell. and i know so did ayano, but the thing with ayano is that she does everything to herself. while haruka... doesn't? so when he makes it out, it's just. summertime record. a peaceful day under the light blue sky.

i got a little side tracked bc i love haruka's air of maturity post str. he really seems like the one character that's listening to music while everyone else wreaks havoc behind him. so when we bring up konoha i think haruka looks at it through this lense. haruka's like i know konoha is with me, it's a part of me, it's me. and what konoha would reaaaaaally want right now... is eat some grilled chicken skewers!!!!!!!!!