#radioasks

[radioisntdead]

Psst

Since we have a hat gremlin- what about other hat wearing Characters?

Sir pent., husker, Lucifer... SUSAN (angel wore a hat one time and so didnt vaggie- do they count?) and Valentino?

My only note is that if Valentino has one it is the equivalent to the most angry lil devil that bites his bald ass head like a rabid flea.

Good evening my dear! I GOT THIS ASK IN THE MORNING AND I KID YOU NOT IT HAS BEEN ON MY BRAIN SINCE. Switching between third person and referring to the reader as you

I'm thinking Sir Pentious's hat creature is like a little lizard, like the gecko lizard that tries to sell you car insurance but instead of car insurance it's just insurance, for what you ask? No idea it's probably a scam don't buy anything from hat lizard, Lil' hat lizard likes to take out with Sir Pentious's hat when he's sleeping, freaks out the eggy Bois, hat gecko totally tries to be a wingman and set him up with Cherri bomb! They are the best winggecko

Huskers hat creature is SMALL, they like the warmth from his fur, you take a lil' nappy nap, snoozy time, when he was a overlord they would help him win casino games, how you ask? I don't know, I don't know how it works but probably by stealing cards or something, his hat creature is probably drunk off their rockers too! Probably chill in cups when not in the hat.

Lucifers hat creature is a duck, 100% a regular duck, a duck that likes to vibe in a hat, that's all I got, the hat quacks. [Lilith gave you to him before leaving.] He likes to show you off to Charlie and the other sins "LOOK AT MY DUCK! THEY REALLY LIKE MY HAT HAhaA"

ANGEL'S CRIME HAT, his lil hat creature is just a lil' guy! He treats em' like a second child [the first is fat nuggets obviously] takes you out of the hat to dress you up, you probably ride fat nuggets like a horse when out of the hat, crime hat creature is totally small enough for that,

I despise Valentino so the bastard is, as per usual dying.

[Warning for mild implied suicide, it's not in depth but It's implied, just a sentence not the reader or the grapist.]

He doesn't have a hat gremlin he has a hat cursed demon leech.

Cursed leech wasn't always cursed, they originally clinged to one of Valentino's victims who ran out during extermination day and you can guess what fate they met.

You, the little hat thing wanted revenge for your fallen friend and so you exited the hat you were originally attached to and infested Valentino's.

Valentino has a constant headache because you bite, sharp teeth piercing his skin, he can't take the hat off because you latch on like a leech, you probably have some diseases that transfer to Valentino so he has to go to the doctors often.

Hat leech will eventually lead to Valentino's permanent death and only then will they be satisfied in taking revenge for their fallen friend, they will exit Valentino's hat and return to the one they left, maybe they'll move on to someone else and be their friend but until then they're on their own.

Vaggie doesn't have a hat gremlin, she has a BOW gremlin, allegedly came from heaven, you are the bow itself. Unraveling to be a bow creature that helps taking people out.

Bonus for Vox because he has a hat right? Or am I delusional we'll find out.

Lil robot creature, totally doubles as a spy, vox's hat is sometimes seen around the hotel stalking Alastor.

SUSAN MY BELOVED OLD GRUMPY LADY, I gotta write for her again soon!

Her hat creature is just like her! Old! her hat will rise up for a moment curse someone out before shrinking back down, similar to Rosie's gremlin, maybe they're related? They probably get into fights, the folks of cannibal town just see Susan's hat and Rosie's hat going at it, dueling probably with weapons I can see them using guns or sticks, sharp sticks,

Susan likes her hat creature, treats em' like a pet and feeds them sinners.

DOODLES TIME, I can't draw anyone's hats for the life of me.

My handwriting sucks but we don't talk about that

[radioisntdead]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!! EVERYONE IS VALID AND YOU ARE ALL BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE!!! NO MATTER WHAT!

The best couple in hell…minus Millie and Moxxie.

WOOOOO MY FAVORITE WLW COUPLE! [I would take a bullet for em' ]. HDBDHSJSJSHZAJAHAAH THEY'RE ADORABLE ESPECIALLY IN YOUR ART STYLE, I'M PUTTING EM' ON THE REFRIGERATOR!

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH FOLKS, WHETHER YOU'RE GAY, LESBIAN, BI, PAN, TRANS, NONBINARY, ACE, ARO, AROACE, ETC ETC Y'ALL ARE WELCOME HERE, THIS IS A SAFE SPACE [more or less, pretty sure there's a couple of roombas with knifes roaming around]

REMEMBER TO TREAT OTHERS HOW YOU WANT TO BE TREATED AND IF THEY'RE RUDE TO YOU FIRST, THEN STICK ONE OF OUR ROOMBAS ON EM'

[radioisntdead]

REGARDING THE SNIPPETS BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN BLESSED BY THE GIFT OF YOUR WRITING

Love above love: “He more or less did nothing wrong, just came down to slaughter sinners” oh Adam sweetie no, that’s genocide. 

I can’t even take a quote from felt and flesh the entire thing is just. AHHH *several aggressive chefs kisses*. The DESPAIR AND ANGUISH I CANNOT WAIT. 

Shady: “Being able to say you beat the radio demon in a gambling match would be a nice flex” lolll. And as we all know he won and they are now best friends 😀

Your writing is so yummy. It’s my favourite food. Absolutely scrumdiddlyumptious. NOM. You are cooking and it smells amazing. Obviously don’t rush yourself but I must say I am looking forward to reading the full things because YUMMMYYYY.

You have to feed me through the baseboards since I live in your walls now btw. 

-🦋

AAAA I'M SO GLAD YOU LIKED THE SNIPPETS!!!

With love above love it's so RARARARAR, I can't spill much about it because I'm stuck with a gap in the middle that I'm working on but I can say it involves this song and redemption >:] and Adam getting tormented by Niffty

I haven't written much for Adam but it's so FUN EXPLORING HIS MINDSETS AND CHARACTER, and I'm especially proud of this paragraph here, I need to clean it up a bit but RARARA

I'm definitely planning on writing more for the heaven folks too, especially with their mindsets, the line between what is considered good and bad, on one side they think what they are doing is good but the reality it's not, and I definitely have some stuff in mind regarding Charlie and Emily, maybe Sera too, because none of them, despite interacting with Sinners and winners, they've never actually been human, and I don't know if Lute is heavenborn or not but depending which prospective I wanna write her with AAAA, I actually have a fic idea involving her with her spouse and I don't know what the plot is but I do have the readers halo shattering, and it progresses throughout the fic, just it starts with a few cracks here and there before shattering >:]

With felt and flesh, I uh, may have gotten VERY CARRIED AWAY, It's for this one request with a Muppet reader and I would like to state that I cried while writing, and I'm still not done with it because I decided to add more to it, but the reader deals with lost of their identity, and especially being used as a puppet, and going from being flesh and blood to, felt and being an actual Muppet, it does have a happy/bittersweet??? Ending though!

WITH SHADY AAAA, another song fic, I heard this song from the great Gatsby musical and my brain IMMEDIATELY went "OVERLORD HUSK." I think I screamed about it in my discord server??

I checked and I very briefly mentioned it, then got distracted by Panini's

I'm pretty sure one of my after fic yaps that I have in my drafts is just about Panini's...

Anyways I'm actually almost done with shady! I just gotta figure out some shenanigans, Husk is low-key a father figure to the reader in this >:]

Speaking of the asformentioned daycare fic I cannot write jealousy for the LIFE OF ME, I am great at writing daycare things through, fun fact! Ages ago I used to write for FNAF security breach, I had a whole fic with OCS, most of them have ironically been recycled, my OCs Cleo and Ezra specifically have become hazbin OCS, one also became one of my Sona/self insert oc's sisters :]

Anyways I need to get that fic out it's almost been a year since it's been requested and that's not good...

I'm so glad you like my writing!!! I canonically do my cooking in a fancy easybake oven >:]

And I hope you like pasta because that's what we're having for dinner tonight but since that's not done yet here's more snippets!!

The daycare fic, a songfic with an Roo/Eve/ Epic the musical's Calypso coded reader >:] and a pierrot clown reader hehehe

And as a bonus some OC fics I have too with some scattered about lore, >:]

I really need to post them because THE THINGS I'VE DONE TO THEM.

I hope you enjoy these snippets 🦋!!!! Have a wonderful day/night!!!

[radioisntdead]

Hazbin hotel stardew valley AU?

Charlie is probably the mayor and does the events/ birthdays

Alastors route definitely has it revealed he's killing newcomers to the valley and eats them hence why there is a limited number of people.

I have no idea if nifty would be one of the children or one of the various creatures XD

Would vaggies ex angel arc translate in her previously working for Joja mart??

-🧵🧶 oldie

Good evening dearest 🧵🧶 Oldie! It's a pleasure to have you in my inbox again! HAZBIN HOTEL STARDEW VALLEY AU DHSHDH THERE'S SO MORE POTENTIAL HERE, (mild Stardew valley spoilers ahead!) (I haven't played the new update yet so no idea if there's new lore)

Vaggie being from Joja mart is hilarious, because that implies that Adam could be Morris, Sera and Emily in a Joja mart uniform is SO CURSED I LOVE IT, Lute's the secretary that doesn't get paid enough but is very supportive of her Boss, I'm gonna come back to this.

Charlie would be such a good mayor! Far better then Lewis {I have beef with him, MARNIE DESERVES BETTER even if she's never home} she's a newly elected Mayor after the old one, uh went missing,

she actively wants to rebuild the community center, like she'll rally up the town folk to clean up the town, they clean up the beaches in a musical number, she wants more folks to move to their lovely little town, Vaggie was originally sent to Stardew Valley {Hazbin valley? What would pelican town be? Hazbin town? Hell town??} To begin the Joja mart propaganda but Charlie being the friendly sweetheart she was managed to accidentally seduce her and that was history, she went back to headquarters and she quit, blue wasn't her color anyways

OR Lute came to check up on her and literally tore the Joja mart jacket off of her like she did her wings, like

"you don't deserve to be part of Joja."

"Lute, Wait!-"

RIIIIIIIPPPP

"Fuck! My jacket!"

Maybe she gets hit with a Joja cola can and that's how she loses her eye in this AU.

Husk is probably Gus, (Husk, Gus IT RHYMES IT'S FATE) and Shane, mixed together, The saloon sells beer and food, (I'm a huskerdust supporter so gonna play into that here) Angel and him run it together, there's a separate area that's more of the club vibe whilst the main bit of the saloon is the Bar, past the club there's a small casino.

Angel dust doesn't know how he went from being a big shot crime guy and unholy videos star in the city to hiding out in this small town, (he does, Molly and Niss are there too, they got moved for protection.) (I LOVE MOLLY SO MUCH, WE NEED TO SEE HER PLEA-)

He didn't like it much at first, but he got used to this little town and The old saloon owner, and well, after a couple'a years they got hitched!

Y'all know Kent? He's getting replaced with Cherri bomb because he sends bombs in the mail, I love the man and appreciate the bombs they help when I'm speedrunning the mines, Sir Pentious is Jodi and the Egg boys are their children, Sir Pentious also runs some type of hardware store or something to do with inventing.

Alastor lives on the cusp of town, not too far away like the wizard (Or in this case Zestial, because old people, Carmilla and her daughters live near by, they moved to get away from the big city but Carmilla makes the long commute to the city every other day, or maybe Lucifer is the wizard and Lilith the witch?? But I don't think they're divorced, maybe He's the governor of the valley,

HE'S THE GOVERNOR NOW)

Alastor runs something, no one exactly knows what, Husk made a deal with him in order to keep the Saloon after his original casino got taken away, and that's kept him afloat, he provides Alastor with free food and drink.

Niffty kinda showed up one day and works with him now, No one knows where she came from not even Alastor, she probably came from the Witch's swamp

Husk and Alastor are good friends in this AU (THE OLD FANART OF THEM BEING FRIENDS EHHSHS MY HEART, I LOVE FRIENDSHIP PLEASE)

They're drinkin' buddies, they still have that unhealthy dynamic, one has power over the other dynamic but less so, like souls aren't involved.

The Vee's are more in the city but Vox takes a trip evey other week to sit outside Alastor's house and plead.

He ends up drinking at Husk's but that's not important, Rosie manages the next town over and she visits Alastor often, Mimzy is a character that randomly appears and disappears at random, she probably gives you stuff if she likes you.

Building off the Alastor murking the new folks, I think He's picky on who he lets in, because that's HIS town, If one was to behave.... Foolish they're as good as dead, because they will be dead, but if one is a respectable fella then come on in!

If Adam takes the place of Morris he comes on in, Joja cola in hand, decked out in Joja merchandise, Vaggie failed so he was there now, Emily tags along because she wants to visit her cousin, Charlie.

Marriageable characters that I got so far are

Molly, Angel dust's twin, we don't know much about her but from the wiki she's very cheerful so I imagine she's in the middle of the wooing scale, not to hard but not too easy to woo, I feel like you can get up to five hearts with her quickly but after that it's harder, But once you give her a bouquet and interact with Angel afterwards you'll get a cut scene of him telling you Good luck, because he's not gonna do much threatening but his and Molly's brother will.

Arackniss, I imagine he's like Shane, very closed off, you are going to have to WORK for his guy to like you, slow burn.

Lute, Good luck, I repeat good luck, No one here is gonna be easy to woo, she's gonna be guarded off she is NOT going to end up like Vaggie, stuck here in a small town that barely anyone knows!

Adam, Why, WHY, I'm assuming your doing the Joja route because that's the only way, It's a surefire way to keep him from leaving the valley after you shut down Joja.

Emily, She's the easiest to woo out of everyone, be a sweetheart to her and she'll return the favor, she will not tolerate you insulting anyone though so be careful in your dialogue choices with her.

Alastor, he's the type that'll take forever to woo, like good luck your gonna need the wikipedia pulled up and everything, not to mention with the his route reveals his murdery ways you're gonna have to be okay with that, If not you'll be joining the choir of dead folks, maybe if he really likes you, you'll get off lightly with a visit to the witch and get your memories wiped.

You don't know if Alastor is a marriage candidate until LATER LATER ON, like it takes hearts with multiple folks (Like Rosie) cut scenes etc etc.

No one replaces Krobus in this AU, he is perfect.

Susan is George, No idea who Evelyn is (I LOVE EVELYN) But Susan is George, she technically doesn't live in pelican town (???) but she visits because she's buddies with Angel dust.

You can build hearts with her and she'll send you letters and give you stuff while insulting you.

THAT'S ALL I GOT FOR NOW BUT I WANNA BUILD UPON THIS AU, MAYBE MAKE A SERIES??

[radioisntdead]

More fun facts for your enrichment:

1: I am very sleep deprived, and sending you this instead of doing my university homework is a very productive use of my time, actually.

2: it took me an embarrassingly long time to realize /pos meant positive and not piece of sh1t

3: your dog is very cute

4: I live in your walls /j

5: the fear of long words is Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, one of the longest words in the English language. (No I cannot pronounce it. Yes I had to copy paste from Google to get the spelling right)

(throws you random facts like tossing fish to seals because you deserve joy during your recovery)

-🦋

You are so valid for that 🦋 anon, make sure to get some rest though! Make sure to hydrate and don't overwork yourself!!

YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY ONE, I would have people forget to put the / and just have POS so my immediate reaction was, "why are you saying piece of shit after your words????" It was mostly on Roblox so I thought they were like trying to get past the hashtags

Thank you!! He has an entire fanclub, [I'm supposed to go on a road trip with some friends next year and I'm gonna print out pictures of him for them >:]

Have some pictures of him! He's grumpy in the first one because I had the audacity to move, and the second one is from him waiting outside the bathroom so I could let him inside my room

My silly boy

AAA say hello to @error-silence for me they've been in my walls for an ungodly amount of time /j

I need to learn how to pronounce Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia just for the bit,

Unfortunately I canonically have a stutter so I'm gonna STRUGGLE, also I tormented my friends with the word

[we all have matching pfps, mine is anais btw]

Me consuming these fun facts, THANK YOU!!

[radioisntdead]

https://youtu.be/hJC0_W7OEnU?si=ru_MLWjXt2f-ZN_-

Bro I just realized this video reminds me of the vees. vox and velvet 😂

Good evening my dear! I mean this in the nicest way because the video you sent is pretty normal and I can see how it reminds you of the Vee's,

I usually tend to check the accounts [if they're not on anon] that send links beforehand and I can't tell if you're a bot or not??? Because you have low-key suspicious links on your account??

[radioisntdead]

This is like a really important question since i’m now aware you play minecraft. Have you seen the minecraft movie and if so what do you think about it? I havent seen it. I’ve heard pretty good things but the trailer was….Well it definitely got made. (Forgive my grammar im half awake and spellcheck is broken on my phone 😭)

OKAY SO I HAVEN'T SEEN THE MINECRAFT MOVIE YET but I don't know when it's gonna come to streaming services or otherwise and I didn't want to leave your ask waiting, I WILL BE REBLOGGING this when I do see it, I HAVE SEEN CLIPS though [also you're good on your Grammer!!! I misspell things so much that it's like genuinely a character trait of mine now]

I don't think it's a movie that's meant to be taken too seriously, it seems fun, definitely not a serious watch maybe something to watch while crafting or to have in the back playing.

I will say I do like the CGI and animation it seems decently cool

Except for this thing

It's so ugly

I have no qualms about bullying this thing

Yes I know he's just a baby but like, still

Also THIS STUPID SONG IS STUCK IN MY HEAD, Lavaaaaa chickennnnnn steve's lava chickennnnn

Anyways definitely just a cringey silly movie and it looks like the cast had fun making it :]

Unrelated to the movie but related to the game lemme show you some of my builds in the world I've been playing w my friends for nearly a week now, these are my builds bc I don't know if anyone want theirs shared or not, I'll ask later the next time we play though because some of the stuff they've built is ICONIC

Here's my house :> and my pet Basement dweller [our world is modded :>] he's an Eldritch horror, I think we were supposed to build him a shrine, we need to get on that, I have a basement and a secret vault somewhere because our currency is iron and I spent like four hours mining and gambling [we have a casino and a strip club where the strippers are parrots, I should actually get a video of our world]

MY CIRCUS!!!!

Our post office ran by Adam and lute [my pets, you know who I named them after>:]

And apparently I cannot put anymore photos but if anyone wants to see more let me know because I adore this place :]

[radioisntdead]

If you met Alastor would you scream or run? Or would you do both?

Depends if he's actively trying to kill me or not, if not I think I have a fair chance of survival if I slowly and calmly back away, if he is actively trying to kill me I'm BOOKING IT OUT OF THERE, I MAY ADORE THE DUDE A HUGE AMOUNT BUT I LIKE LIVING MORE! I WILL HURL A GALLON OF HOLY WATER AT THE DEER AND PRAY THAT IT STALLS HIM LONG ENOUGH FOR ME TO ESCAPE.

I don't tend to scream so it's like small squeaks from fawning over him at best

[radioisntdead]

hi I saw clown Vox and made this

It is very possible that I will be back with more clowns. This one was fun and I’m bored

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL THANK YOU!

[radioisntdead]

ACE I HUNGER FOR YOUR PRIDE VALLEY DESIGNS GRRRRRRRRR

(pretty please can we see them 🥺)

-XIN 🩵

AAA GOOD EVENING XIN! I FORGOT TO POST EM'!

I only have two sets done at the moment but I'll work on more later on!

You can tell where I was trying to mimic the serie's art style and where my own art style won!

None of the heights are accurate together, I did nOT KEEP TRACK of lining them up, I think I'm proudest on how Rosie came out, the roses on her dress were a pain to draw and my wrist still lowkey hurts from it BUT THEY LOOK CUTE, WORTH IT, AND ALASTOR'S HAIR, and The twins, I love Molly so much.

also we don't talk about whatever happened to Adam and Lute, it's the Joja blue! It didn't effect Vaggie and Emily for plot reasons I CAN'T SAY YET AAAAAA

Zestial will [Hopefully] appear in the next set along with a couple others [Like Arackniss, Cherri bomb who's currently away at war, Sera, Camilla Carmine, etc etc!] He was supposed to be in the second set with the Joja buddies but he ended up looking like a melted howl from Howl's moving castle so he was moved away

[radioisntdead]

more fun facts!!

1: I’m IN LOVE WITH YOUR WRITING

2: Japan has capybara cafes

3: killer hornets have photographic memory

4: the only reason I know the difference between alligators and crocodiles is because of the wild kratts, underrated childhood show

5: this isn’t a fun fact I just wanted to have five

I wish you an excellent day and smooth recovery :)

-🦋

AAAAA THANK YOU SO MUCH BUTTERFLY ANON!!! I'M SO GLAD YOU LIKE MY WRITING

One day I'm gonna go to Japan SOLELY to go to different animal cafes, capybaras are SO SILLY I LOVE THEM

[I need to buy a capybara plushie, >:]

This is good to know because I've already accidentally pissed off a couple of bees and I may accidentally piss off a killer hornet in the future

DUDE I LOVED THE WILD KRATTS AS A KID I REMEMBER VERY VIVIDLY WATCHING WATCHING IT WHILE EATING JELLO

THANK YOU!! AND I HOPE YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY TOO!!!

[radioisntdead]

Not the original sender but the "under the hat" ask gives me cursed cat Alastor vibes. Rosie's got her own cursed little buddy and it's the reader- which honestly checks out.

The reader is Rosie's little cursed hat gremlin creature, it's canon now

[radioisntdead]

I hope you do not mind but I drew something based on your headcanons ❤️

this design of Gremlin Reader is based on the old black and white 1930s Felix the cat cartoons as well as ferrets being lil goobers. I propose that not only does the gremlin reader function on ferret logic but also toony physics.

(Rosie probably forces them to wear those trousers ngl)

-oldie🧵🧶

GOOD EVENING DEAR OLDIE 🧵🧶 MY GOLLY THAT LOOKS AWESOME AND I DON'T MIND ANY DRAWINGS OF THE READER IN ANY OF MY WRITINGS I WELCOME EM' WITH OPEN ARMS I LOVE EM' AND I LOVE SEEING EM'

WHENEVER I WRITE FOR HAT GREMLIN READER AGAIN THIS IS WHAT I WILL BE IMAGINING I LOVE THE DESIGN I WANT A PLUSHIE OF IT ALSO THE LITTLE BOWTIE IS JUST DARLING I LOVE IT

Also Rosie would 100% put pants on the reader just because they look like a cuddly lil' guy does not mean they can't be dapper! Hat gremlin reader functioning on the combined forces of ferret and toon makes perfect sense and I love it

[radioisntdead]

Rosie's hat gremlin should be thankful that she probably doesn't use a washing machine.

But perhaps has been occasionally dunked into the wash basin a few times before Rosie started checking.

Most definitely! Rosie's town seems very behind on most modern technologies a washing machine would be terrifying, a dryer would be worse, Rosie's lil hat gremlin has unfortunately been waterboarded a few times, especially if they were napping and just woke up to the hat getting flooded, I imagine they float up like a panicked rubber ducky if they escape the hat right after being fully submerged!

[radioisntdead]

I DREW CHARLIEEEE

OOOOOOOO, SHE LOOKS ADORABLE! THE LIL' SNAKE, HER GETTING PATTED ON THE HEAD AND I LOVE YOUR ARTSTYLE I WANNA GENTLY PUT IT IN MY POCKET TO ADMIRE EVERY FEW MINUTES

[radioisntdead]

I warned you! The mafia was coming, and they’ve already advertised your disappearance! Get outta there!

jOKES ON THEM I SURVIVED! How they need a missing poster for their own.