#radioasks

[radioisntdead]

Psst

Since we have a hat gremlin- what about other hat wearing Characters?

Sir pent., husker, Lucifer... SUSAN (angel wore a hat one time and so didnt vaggie- do they count?) and Valentino?

My only note is that if Valentino has one it is the equivalent to the most angry lil devil that bites his bald ass head like a rabid flea.

Good evening my dear! I GOT THIS ASK IN THE MORNING AND I KID YOU NOT IT HAS BEEN ON MY BRAIN SINCE. Switching between third person and referring to the reader as you

I'm thinking Sir Pentious's hat creature is like a little lizard, like the gecko lizard that tries to sell you car insurance but instead of car insurance it's just insurance, for what you ask? No idea it's probably a scam don't buy anything from hat lizard, Lil' hat lizard likes to take out with Sir Pentious's hat when he's sleeping, freaks out the eggy Bois, hat gecko totally tries to be a wingman and set him up with Cherri bomb! They are the best winggecko

Huskers hat creature is SMALL, they like the warmth from his fur, you take a lil' nappy nap, snoozy time, when he was a overlord they would help him win casino games, how you ask? I don't know, I don't know how it works but probably by stealing cards or something, his hat creature is probably drunk off their rockers too! Probably chill in cups when not in the hat.

Lucifers hat creature is a duck, 100% a regular duck, a duck that likes to vibe in a hat, that's all I got, the hat quacks. [Lilith gave you to him before leaving.] He likes to show you off to Charlie and the other sins "LOOK AT MY DUCK! THEY REALLY LIKE MY HAT HAhaA"

ANGEL'S CRIME HAT, his lil hat creature is just a lil' guy! He treats em' like a second child [the first is fat nuggets obviously] takes you out of the hat to dress you up, you probably ride fat nuggets like a horse when out of the hat, crime hat creature is totally small enough for that,

I despise Valentino so the bastard is, as per usual dying.

[Warning for mild implied suicide, it's not in depth but It's implied, just a sentence not the reader or the grapist.]

He doesn't have a hat gremlin he has a hat cursed demon leech.

Cursed leech wasn't always cursed, they originally clinged to one of Valentino's victims who ran out during extermination day and you can guess what fate they met.

You, the little hat thing wanted revenge for your fallen friend and so you exited the hat you were originally attached to and infested Valentino's.

Valentino has a constant headache because you bite, sharp teeth piercing his skin, he can't take the hat off because you latch on like a leech, you probably have some diseases that transfer to Valentino so he has to go to the doctors often.

Hat leech will eventually lead to Valentino's permanent death and only then will they be satisfied in taking revenge for their fallen friend, they will exit Valentino's hat and return to the one they left, maybe they'll move on to someone else and be their friend but until then they're on their own.

Vaggie doesn't have a hat gremlin, she has a BOW gremlin, allegedly came from heaven, you are the bow itself. Unraveling to be a bow creature that helps taking people out.

Bonus for Vox because he has a hat right? Or am I delusional we'll find out.

Lil robot creature, totally doubles as a spy, vox's hat is sometimes seen around the hotel stalking Alastor.

SUSAN MY BELOVED OLD GRUMPY LADY, I gotta write for her again soon!

Her hat creature is just like her! Old! her hat will rise up for a moment curse someone out before shrinking back down, similar to Rosie's gremlin, maybe they're related? They probably get into fights, the folks of cannibal town just see Susan's hat and Rosie's hat going at it, dueling probably with weapons I can see them using guns or sticks, sharp sticks,

Susan likes her hat creature, treats em' like a pet and feeds them sinners.

DOODLES TIME, I can't draw anyone's hats for the life of me.

My handwriting sucks but we don't talk about that

[radioisntdead]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!! EVERYONE IS VALID AND YOU ARE ALL BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE!!! NO MATTER WHAT!

The best couple in hell…minus Millie and Moxxie.

WOOOOO MY FAVORITE WLW COUPLE! [I would take a bullet for em' ]. HDBDHSJSJSHZAJAHAAH THEY'RE ADORABLE ESPECIALLY IN YOUR ART STYLE, I'M PUTTING EM' ON THE REFRIGERATOR!

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH FOLKS, WHETHER YOU'RE GAY, LESBIAN, BI, PAN, TRANS, NONBINARY, ACE, ARO, AROACE, ETC ETC Y'ALL ARE WELCOME HERE, THIS IS A SAFE SPACE [more or less, pretty sure there's a couple of roombas with knifes roaming around]

REMEMBER TO TREAT OTHERS HOW YOU WANT TO BE TREATED AND IF THEY'RE RUDE TO YOU FIRST, THEN STICK ONE OF OUR ROOMBAS ON EM'

[radioisntdead]

Hazbin hotel stardew valley AU?

Charlie is probably the mayor and does the events/ birthdays

Alastors route definitely has it revealed he's killing newcomers to the valley and eats them hence why there is a limited number of people.

I have no idea if nifty would be one of the children or one of the various creatures XD

Would vaggies ex angel arc translate in her previously working for Joja mart??

-🧵🧶 oldie

Good evening dearest 🧵🧶 Oldie! It's a pleasure to have you in my inbox again! HAZBIN HOTEL STARDEW VALLEY AU DHSHDH THERE'S SO MORE POTENTIAL HERE, (mild Stardew valley spoilers ahead!) (I haven't played the new update yet so no idea if there's new lore)

Vaggie being from Joja mart is hilarious, because that implies that Adam could be Morris, Sera and Emily in a Joja mart uniform is SO CURSED I LOVE IT, Lute's the secretary that doesn't get paid enough but is very supportive of her Boss, I'm gonna come back to this.

Charlie would be such a good mayor! Far better then Lewis {I have beef with him, MARNIE DESERVES BETTER even if she's never home} she's a newly elected Mayor after the old one, uh went missing,

she actively wants to rebuild the community center, like she'll rally up the town folk to clean up the town, they clean up the beaches in a musical number, she wants more folks to move to their lovely little town, Vaggie was originally sent to Stardew Valley {Hazbin valley? What would pelican town be? Hazbin town? Hell town??} To begin the Joja mart propaganda but Charlie being the friendly sweetheart she was managed to accidentally seduce her and that was history, she went back to headquarters and she quit, blue wasn't her color anyways

OR Lute came to check up on her and literally tore the Joja mart jacket off of her like she did her wings, like

"you don't deserve to be part of Joja."

"Lute, Wait!-"

RIIIIIIIPPPP

"Fuck! My jacket!"

Maybe she gets hit with a Joja cola can and that's how she loses her eye in this AU.

Husk is probably Gus, (Husk, Gus IT RHYMES IT'S FATE) and Shane, mixed together, The saloon sells beer and food, (I'm a huskerdust supporter so gonna play into that here) Angel and him run it together, there's a separate area that's more of the club vibe whilst the main bit of the saloon is the Bar, past the club there's a small casino.

Angel dust doesn't know how he went from being a big shot crime guy and unholy videos star in the city to hiding out in this small town, (he does, Molly and Niss are there too, they got moved for protection.) (I LOVE MOLLY SO MUCH, WE NEED TO SEE HER PLEA-)

He didn't like it much at first, but he got used to this little town and The old saloon owner, and well, after a couple'a years they got hitched!

Y'all know Kent? He's getting replaced with Cherri bomb because he sends bombs in the mail, I love the man and appreciate the bombs they help when I'm speedrunning the mines, Sir Pentious is Jodi and the Egg boys are their children, Sir Pentious also runs some type of hardware store or something to do with inventing.

Alastor lives on the cusp of town, not too far away like the wizard (Or in this case Zestial, because old people, Carmilla and her daughters live near by, they moved to get away from the big city but Carmilla makes the long commute to the city every other day, or maybe Lucifer is the wizard and Lilith the witch?? But I don't think they're divorced, maybe He's the governor of the valley,

HE'S THE GOVERNOR NOW)

Alastor runs something, no one exactly knows what, Husk made a deal with him in order to keep the Saloon after his original casino got taken away, and that's kept him afloat, he provides Alastor with free food and drink.

Niffty kinda showed up one day and works with him now, No one knows where she came from not even Alastor, she probably came from the Witch's swamp

Husk and Alastor are good friends in this AU (THE OLD FANART OF THEM BEING FRIENDS EHHSHS MY HEART, I LOVE FRIENDSHIP PLEASE)

They're drinkin' buddies, they still have that unhealthy dynamic, one has power over the other dynamic but less so, like souls aren't involved.

The Vee's are more in the city but Vox takes a trip evey other week to sit outside Alastor's house and plead.

He ends up drinking at Husk's but that's not important, Rosie manages the next town over and she visits Alastor often, Mimzy is a character that randomly appears and disappears at random, she probably gives you stuff if she likes you.

Building off the Alastor murking the new folks, I think He's picky on who he lets in, because that's HIS town, If one was to behave.... Foolish they're as good as dead, because they will be dead, but if one is a respectable fella then come on in!

If Adam takes the place of Morris he comes on in, Joja cola in hand, decked out in Joja merchandise, Vaggie failed so he was there now, Emily tags along because she wants to visit her cousin, Charlie.

Marriageable characters that I got so far are

Molly, Angel dust's twin, we don't know much about her but from the wiki she's very cheerful so I imagine she's in the middle of the wooing scale, not to hard but not too easy to woo, I feel like you can get up to five hearts with her quickly but after that it's harder, But once you give her a bouquet and interact with Angel afterwards you'll get a cut scene of him telling you Good luck, because he's not gonna do much threatening but his and Molly's brother will.

Arackniss, I imagine he's like Shane, very closed off, you are going to have to WORK for his guy to like you, slow burn.

Lute, Good luck, I repeat good luck, No one here is gonna be easy to woo, she's gonna be guarded off she is NOT going to end up like Vaggie, stuck here in a small town that barely anyone knows!

Adam, Why, WHY, I'm assuming your doing the Joja route because that's the only way, It's a surefire way to keep him from leaving the valley after you shut down Joja.

Emily, She's the easiest to woo out of everyone, be a sweetheart to her and she'll return the favor, she will not tolerate you insulting anyone though so be careful in your dialogue choices with her.

Alastor, he's the type that'll take forever to woo, like good luck your gonna need the wikipedia pulled up and everything, not to mention with the his route reveals his murdery ways you're gonna have to be okay with that, If not you'll be joining the choir of dead folks, maybe if he really likes you, you'll get off lightly with a visit to the witch and get your memories wiped.

You don't know if Alastor is a marriage candidate until LATER LATER ON, like it takes hearts with multiple folks (Like Rosie) cut scenes etc etc.

No one replaces Krobus in this AU, he is perfect.

Susan is George, No idea who Evelyn is (I LOVE EVELYN) But Susan is George, she technically doesn't live in pelican town (???) but she visits because she's buddies with Angel dust.

You can build hearts with her and she'll send you letters and give you stuff while insulting you.

THAT'S ALL I GOT FOR NOW BUT I WANNA BUILD UPON THIS AU, MAYBE MAKE A SERIES??

[radioisntdead]

https://youtu.be/hJC0_W7OEnU?si=ru_MLWjXt2f-ZN_-

Bro I just realized this video reminds me of the vees. vox and velvet 😂

Good evening my dear! I mean this in the nicest way because the video you sent is pretty normal and I can see how it reminds you of the Vee's,

I usually tend to check the accounts [if they're not on anon] that send links beforehand and I can't tell if you're a bot or not??? Because you have low-key suspicious links on your account??

[radioisntdead]

If you met Alastor would you scream or run? Or would you do both?

Depends if he's actively trying to kill me or not, if not I think I have a fair chance of survival if I slowly and calmly back away, if he is actively trying to kill me I'm BOOKING IT OUT OF THERE, I MAY ADORE THE DUDE A HUGE AMOUNT BUT I LIKE LIVING MORE! I WILL HURL A GALLON OF HOLY WATER AT THE DEER AND PRAY THAT IT STALLS HIM LONG ENOUGH FOR ME TO ESCAPE.

I don't tend to scream so it's like small squeaks from fawning over him at best

[radioisntdead]

hi I saw clown Vox and made this

It is very possible that I will be back with more clowns. This one was fun and I’m bored

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL THANK YOU!

[radioisntdead]

ACE I HUNGER FOR YOUR PRIDE VALLEY DESIGNS GRRRRRRRRR

(pretty please can we see them 🥺)

-XIN 🩵

AAA GOOD EVENING XIN! I FORGOT TO POST EM'!

I only have two sets done at the moment but I'll work on more later on!

You can tell where I was trying to mimic the serie's art style and where my own art style won!

None of the heights are accurate together, I did nOT KEEP TRACK of lining them up, I think I'm proudest on how Rosie came out, the roses on her dress were a pain to draw and my wrist still lowkey hurts from it BUT THEY LOOK CUTE, WORTH IT, AND ALASTOR'S HAIR, and The twins, I love Molly so much.

also we don't talk about whatever happened to Adam and Lute, it's the Joja blue! It didn't effect Vaggie and Emily for plot reasons I CAN'T SAY YET AAAAAA

Zestial will [Hopefully] appear in the next set along with a couple others [Like Arackniss, Cherri bomb who's currently away at war, Sera, Camilla Carmine, etc etc!] He was supposed to be in the second set with the Joja buddies but he ended up looking like a melted howl from Howl's moving castle so he was moved away

[radioisntdead]

Not the original sender but the "under the hat" ask gives me cursed cat Alastor vibes. Rosie's got her own cursed little buddy and it's the reader- which honestly checks out.

The reader is Rosie's little cursed hat gremlin creature, it's canon now

[radioisntdead]

I hope you do not mind but I drew something based on your headcanons ❤️

this design of Gremlin Reader is based on the old black and white 1930s Felix the cat cartoons as well as ferrets being lil goobers. I propose that not only does the gremlin reader function on ferret logic but also toony physics.

(Rosie probably forces them to wear those trousers ngl)

-oldie🧵🧶

GOOD EVENING DEAR OLDIE 🧵🧶 MY GOLLY THAT LOOKS AWESOME AND I DON'T MIND ANY DRAWINGS OF THE READER IN ANY OF MY WRITINGS I WELCOME EM' WITH OPEN ARMS I LOVE EM' AND I LOVE SEEING EM'

WHENEVER I WRITE FOR HAT GREMLIN READER AGAIN THIS IS WHAT I WILL BE IMAGINING I LOVE THE DESIGN I WANT A PLUSHIE OF IT ALSO THE LITTLE BOWTIE IS JUST DARLING I LOVE IT

Also Rosie would 100% put pants on the reader just because they look like a cuddly lil' guy does not mean they can't be dapper! Hat gremlin reader functioning on the combined forces of ferret and toon makes perfect sense and I love it

[radioisntdead]

Rosie's hat gremlin should be thankful that she probably doesn't use a washing machine.

But perhaps has been occasionally dunked into the wash basin a few times before Rosie started checking.

Most definitely! Rosie's town seems very behind on most modern technologies a washing machine would be terrifying, a dryer would be worse, Rosie's lil hat gremlin has unfortunately been waterboarded a few times, especially if they were napping and just woke up to the hat getting flooded, I imagine they float up like a panicked rubber ducky if they escape the hat right after being fully submerged!

[radioisntdead]

I DREW CHARLIEEEE

OOOOOOOO, SHE LOOKS ADORABLE! THE LIL' SNAKE, HER GETTING PATTED ON THE HEAD AND I LOVE YOUR ARTSTYLE I WANNA GENTLY PUT IT IN MY POCKET TO ADMIRE EVERY FEW MINUTES

[radioisntdead]

I warned you! The mafia was coming, and they’ve already advertised your disappearance! Get outta there!

jOKES ON THEM I SURVIVED! How they need a missing poster for their own.

[radioisntdead]

If you like ASMR so much, I suggest Radish ASMR, she’s someone that genuinely enjoys what she does and her audios are always a delight.

RADISH ASMR!! I've heard of her! I watched a video about her channel being a horror arg [didn't watch the whole thing in case of spoilers though] AND I L O V E THOSE, I haven't started watching her yet because I'm waiting to see if one of my friends that's into ASMR [Sidenote bc he follows this blog, HI KIRBY!!] Wants to watch it with me, I don't usually listen to girlfriend ASMR [I got called a good boy unprompted and in a unholy way on a F4A audio and I've been irrationally scared to watch another one]

But I will be watching her, eventually!

[radioisntdead]

Hey, I hope this isn’t too weird, but I just wanted to say I love your writing, and you’re one of my favourite authors on here!

Good evening my dear! THE JOY I GOT FROM SEEING THIS! THANK YOU SO MUCH I'M LITERALLY SCREAMING AND KICKING MY LEGS THIS IS SO NICE OF YOU TO SAY SHDHDGSHSBRH literally MADE MY DAY!

[radioisntdead]

The roaches have evolved to use chemical warfare, that’s the only explanation

HOW DARE THEY, THIS IS BLASPHEMY

I MUST GET RID OF THEM PERMANENTLY NOW or at least just out of my room, RAAAAA

[radioisntdead]

🐚You have a way of brightening the world just by being in it. Today, let that light shine a little brighter, and let yourself enjoy the things that make you smile. Your joy is contagious, and the world is better when you’re happy🐚