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#sillies#my art#shitpost#gravity falls#pyramid steve#Grunkle Stan#stanley pines#digital art#billford#just cause it was mentioned technically#what the hell do we call this crackship#pyramidstan#stevestan#grunkle pyramid???#?????#pyramidscheme
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DP x DC AU: Bruce is the one to invite Constantine over, and no, it's not to improve his tenuous working relationship with the asshole. It's the opposite of that.
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Danny had become a frequent visitor of Wayne Manor in the last few months, and Bruce had to admit that while the kid was certainly a bit ominous for his liking for a partner to Tim, he was a generally kind and happy soul. They'd been dating for a lot longer than the Bats knew of- Kon had been the one to let it slip to Jon who told Damian and so on- and since the relationship was no longer secret, Tim brings him to family functions.
The thing about Danny is... He's dead. More than half of the time. Which again, is not Ideal for Bruce's wishes for Tim's future husband, but it also means that he reviles in being alive. Danny is downright joyous about using his time left on earth properly. He makes Tim eat real food, enjoy real sleep and generally live a more fulfilled life than he had been. The whole family noticed the changes in Tim, and it made them like Danny even more.
So after a particularly grueling day of dealing with Trigon and therefore the JLD's lack of coordination and sensible planning- Bruce gets the idea. John couldn't fucking contain himself admonishing Bruce, and perhaps it was vindictive, but Bruce figures that John should meet Danny. Sans context of course.
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John is really over dealing with Batman's prissy, over complicated and perfectionist attitude. Come to the Cave he'd demanded, as though John didn't have a favorite bar to get back to, deal with a ghost he ordered like John didn't have other priorities than some random shade.
When walking into the space however, the second his teleportation portal closed, John knew something was deeply, deeply fucked. The shadows were growing longer, the second hand on his watch ticked slower, the air smelled of sulfur and... Red Robin was sitting working at the computer like nothing was wrong. But what was wrong, was the kid was marked by The End. Marked by The Infinite. FUCK.
John knew Death, the Endless, and knew she could pick favorites just like her siblings (Dream's immortal drinking buddy comes to mind). But this wasn't her work, this was something other.
"Mate- the Bat said there was a ghost?" John feels like he might throw up, the eerie atmosphere complicating what should have been a simple request.
"Uh, obviously." The kid didn't even look over from his screen or pause his typing.
John slowly approached, looking over each shoulder a few times, turning in a few circles as the shadows appeared to dance and echo within the cave. He could see his breath, the air became so cold so suddenly. And then, with the gentleness of a pin drop, a new agonizing sound appeared with a Kid walking down the cave stairs. The aura of the room turned dark, every cell in John's body screaming to run, that this was basically the little girl from the ring crawling through the TV as the young man walked down the steps.
"Babe, your grampa says that dinners going to be ready in a second. Oh, uh, hey dude." The creature speaks, turning his eyes to John for only a moment to study him. It feels equivalent to a butterfly being pinned by its wings.
"Y-y-you, you're, you're one of the Endless?" John stutters, his body reacting in fear despite the nonchalant posture of the Beast. The young man rolls his eyes.
"Nah, one of the Ancients but like uh, I'm new in town. And hon seriously don't be late, A made tiramisu for dessert and you're not allowed to have any if you're late and I don't want to deal with you pouting."
"You had me at Tiramisu!" Red stands up from his computer and then turns, "John, what are you doing here again?" Red Robin finally looks over at him, completely confused.
"Just leaving." John mutters, his eyes still trained on the ANCIENT.
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Bruce could barely hide his laugh when Tim reported the Magician meeting Danny in the cave.
That'll show the asshole to question Batman's knowledge of the occult.
#dcxdp#dpxdc#dc x dp#dp x dc#danny phantom#dc crossover#dp crossover#long post#braindead ship#deadtired ship#timxdanny#bruce approves of their relationship and not just cause he can laud it over constantines head#bruce beefing with constantine#danny is an ancient#also works for ghost king au's but im kind of burned out on those rn#also works for literally any other ship or adoption au technically but my shipper heart must beat on#john constantine#mentioned sandman comics
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Theory: some High-Ends use the corpses of past OFA users
There aren't tons of High-Ends. They can't be mass-produced so easily, and there's only one that's blatantly female, literally named Woman and with a tall, defined figure
Maybe Woman's original identity is already confirmed, but... she's similar to Nana in build, isn't she?


It's hinted that All For One actually kept Nana's corpse. How, 20+ years later, could he give Tenko his grandmother's pristine hand? Is he just keeping their hands? Or their actual corpses?
Also, when looking at corpses to give multiple Quirks to, One For All users are the best for this. Having inherited One For All, their bodies had maintained multiple Quirks when they were alive, even if they couldn't use more than their natural Quirk and One For All's physical ability. And to their bodies, One For All doesn't count as just one Quirk; the natural one, and Yoichi, are already too much for a human. But Shinomori shows that it counts each previous user's Quirk, on top of Yoichi's and one's own natural one.

Their bodies adjusted to holding multiple Quirks, and when they were alive, they didn't become deformed or lose brain function. They were perfectly fine, and only had shortened lives—but that doesn't matter as corpses.
Nomus go brain dead when they have multiple Quirks. But the past users didn't, being completely fine, making them perfect for Nomu development.
High-Ends can think. They're all physically powerful, and One For All users make the best basis, even from leftover embers and physique. So why not use that great base to make the best outcome Nomus (High-Ends)?
#originally this was going to focus on how hood could be shinomori cuz a lot of things line up#like pants; avoiding the strongest couldve been tweaked to looking for the strongest; that afo didnt know his face so named “Hood”#for theming; Endeavor burning him and saying to rest (shinomori gets a cremation and can relax [OFA]; and so on#but nope Hood is confirmed to be a boxer from some ring#(and the fact endeavor says Hood is like him from the past or future.. and that shinomori wanted to grow his strength as much as possible)#(for the factor.. so technically he wanted to be the strongest......)#BUT NOPE HOOD IS NOT SHINOMORI#it would really make sense if he were though#man#mha#bnha#my hero academia#boku no hero academia#nana shimura#woman#nomu#ofa#one for all#spoilers#hikage shinomori#yoichi shigaraki#afo#all for one#imagine afo is keeping their corpses and sets them loose on midoriya who just destroyed the last of the consciousnesses#darkkk#edit: its mentioned shinomori had an autopsy so we know his cause of death AND GARAKI WORKS IN THE MORGUE.#GARAKI WAS ALIVE BACK THEN YKNOW#GARAKI WAS ALIVE FOR ALL THE USERS. HE COULD HAVE PRESERVED THEIR CORPSES AND TURNED THEM TO NOMUS
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yo guys imagine if the avatars held a party and are just fucking shit up Fear style like comparing kills, drinking and doing eldritch drugs, hitting pinatas full of teeth maybe even killing a random convict that Michael stole from a prison. like normal awesome party shit for them but would kill a human. and like all the avatars are invited,not all of them are there but the main representative of each fear is there ,they all know each other and most of them even the ones that hate each other are there, there's an unspoken rule that no one seriously harms each other and that none of them will be held accountable for what happens at the parties. like nikola tapped the convict that Michael brought to the ceiling and is now peeling him. A handful of The Buried avatars are eating sand. Breekon and Hope keep winning at charades, Jared just ate the convict's leg. Elias is now possessing a cat and the Real Elias is tried to a chair in the garage. Peter is asking for a divorce. Michael is spiking the punch. there's enough power and sheer fear that this could be considered a Ritual. so all in all it's on par with all the other parties they've throw . it's been around an hour so they're not expecting anymore avatars to show up but this guy knocks on the door so nikola opens it and it's just this guy that none of them recognise but he compliments Nikola's clown makeup so they just assume he's a new fully fledged avatar and let him in. within 5 minutes they realise this new avatar is high as fuck and is on who knows what so they're already in the party spirit. The guy immediately pins Michael as the one who will have the drugs here and takes a handful of pills and swallow half and uses the powered from the other half to roll a joint and everyone is already loving this guy cause most avatars don't even have the balls to use any drugs Michael brings cause it's well know you will wake up covered in glitter in a ditch somewhere or worse, and this guy clearly know that. he then proceeds to partake in spin the bottle and eats a few things that are not mean for any avatar that's on the more 'human' side to eat. he asks if Jane is single, gets told no and that her girlfriend is the clown peeling the convict which he immediately goes over to and joins in on the peeling. He gets dared to eat one of the convict's eyes which he does. the real Elias is no longer tied to a chair cause Jonah/Elias is back in his body. The guy makes out with Elias and then convinces him to get back with peter. he ends up being the life of the party and once it's over all the avatars start trying to figure out which fear he belongs to so they can steal him but since none of them thought to ask him about it it's gonna take a bit
mean while a normal human stoner just who's high as fuck all the time is giving a statement at the Magnus Institute about the sick as hell party he showed up to that may or may not have been paranormal but he was like really high at the time so he's not sure and the guy he made out with looks a lot like jon's boss now that he thinks about it
#the party au#the magnus archives#tma#tma au#jon is so fucking confused and immediately discredits the guy's statement#none of the avatar are sure how he survived after they learn he was just some normal fucking guy who crashed an eldritch fear party#they also come to an agreement that they all have to share him so he technical belongs to all of the fears#but he's so fucking high all the time he doesn't even realise#the only reason the avatars figure out the guy wasn't an avatar was when jon mentions the statement to Elias#and Elias calmly asks if he could have the statement file but inside Elias is freaking out#cause what happens at The Party stays at The Party and this a full account of what happens and would be the eldritch fear version of#the group chat getting leaked if it got out
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batfam prank wars are pretty infamous but there are generally guide rules to be followed like don't trigger someone's ptsd etc etc
however, one of the rules added when Duke started staying at the manor was Do Not Startle Him
the first time Damian jumped out of the shadows at him Duke startled so bad he became a one man solar flare and half the kids had to be benched until the spots faded
#his mom does the same thing in reverse#you startle her and she just fucking shadow travels across the room#poor doug being their token Normal Guy#this was the logical conclusion to duke glowing as a reflex#the five fs#fight flight freeze fawn flashbang#batfam#dc#duke thomas#damian wayne#cause he is technically mentioned#batman#bread talk
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Kinda random but I came across a bootleg Bill a while back that's apparently named Boris and he has been living rent free in my brain for a minute lol
Instead of normal fanart, have a human Boris design(AKA not actually, it's who he regularly possesses and uses as a human front to run his shady crime ring and what not). Bone apple teeth
#gravity falls#fanart#oc#Technically for the possessed human#I guess???#Boris#Bill Cipher#Cause mentioned#The human is here of his free will#Bad men love bad men and now Bill has another uncle#Love is love#And apparently human fucking runs in the family#Contract is based on the idea from a convo about both Stan twins being under a triangles thumb lol#Just their luck#Stan owes him money
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ok I’m fr working on the first chapter of the single mom!sevika au rn but I wanted to get feedback on vander & silco being involved cause it would set up the backstory on why sevika is a single mom in the first place
#also not gonna include mylo & claggor in this one cause I feel like it’d be a lot 😭#vi will technically be included but she’s gonna be old enough to not need a legal guardian so she won’t be around as much#I just need some jinx/isha content my babies deserved better#I am a jinx is alive truther either way though so 😁#ALSO IMPORTANT: this is a modern au so shimmer doesn’t exist/zaun & piltover are towns next to each other#lemme know! gonna try to have chapter 1 up by friday#actually I take it back mylo and claggor will be included but just as vi’s friends so they also won’t be mentioned much#okay anyways also gonna try to post some hc’s in the next couple days to hold myself over 😆#.speaking#sevika x reader#sevika fluff#sevika angst#sevika imagine#arcane x reader#arcane fluff#arcane angst#arcane imagine
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Part 1: Mad King's War
Prologue: Diverged History(pages 17-21)
#myart#fanart#fire emblem#naesala#chrom#fe frederick#tellius#fire emblem awakening#Fire Emblem Wrong Bird au#FE WB au MKW#FE WB au MKW prologue#good time to remind yall im still fucking around and finding out when it comes to drawing these guys#expect inconsistency for awhile when it comes to outfits or goddess forbid wings#...yeah im still trying to figure out how i want to draw wings#blah blah you've heard me mention i barely prepared for making a fancomic a million times by now just add that to the list too#inconsistency aside we can *finally* move scenes#and by we i specifically mean me cause im the only guy behind this nonsense#unfortunately it just goes from barren field to a field with a tree and mountain/hill thing in the distance#genuinely forgot that existed in-between the starting field and the burning town for the beginning of Awakening#but that's why you double check stuff folks! ...especially since it'll be awhile before canon gets to truly diverge#well i guess diverge more since technically already has diverged#point is i can't get to what i consider the cool shit for this au until i properly set the stage#either way i am still enjoying myself with this and whilst small i am noticing my artstyle progress so extra fun to see that play out#but anyways that's enough rambling from me this time#happy new years btw
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if the reading comprehension of some people who do make dead plate text posts is so bad (as i've had at least two people tell me in the tags) then maybe i SHOULD start analyzing every little detail in the game.
#dream's textposts🖋️#and I'd be so good at it too. i am so fucking tired of people viewing rody as an innocent cinnamon roll#for one that is a grown ass man who's pushing 30 or so. and did any of you actually read his dialogue? i know he was snarky at LEAST once#especially when vincent said he had no taste when he was meaning it literally and rody said smth like “yeah i saw the decorations outside”#that's not even all of it either because he has so much to mention regarding vince's taste in interior design for his apartment#PLEASE let rody be an asshole. it's good for him. he's intended to be a character written realistically and with nuance. vincent too#i think this one is obvious but he didn't even have to burn the bistro down technically but he did that anyways. stop watering him down#on the opposite end stop making vincent fully an asshole. be fucking for real. yes he's bad. guess what though. he has morals#why else would he view serving his customers dishes with human meat in it with so much disdain? he's not gonna do that#“yeah but HE ate people” Out of desperation. yes. he wanted to test if he could taste again if he ate someone. so what.#it does haunt him afterwards that he'd basically murdered two people in cold blood and nothing came of it#manon isn't fully innocent either because she caused the game to take place in the first place but even then she had a motivator for it#and it was reasonable. im not going to bash her for what she did when she broke up with rody because it was necessary so he'd improve#im pretty sure the rebound with vince is what really messed everything up though. overall the story was well put together however#i think most of the fandom's problem is not catching up on implications. those really make a story good if used correctly#especially with evidence! i mean we never even get to see an actual dead human body in dead plate but we KNOW manon is gone#i don't know i just love small details and foreshadowing and implications it's very fun to unpack them in a plot#i even technically have a lot to say about rody and vincent's respective apartments and what it says about them as a person and how it fits#im kind of nervous about posting it to tumblr but whatever. i'll have to clean it up and post it whenever i think about it#if you got this far then congrats. i don't even know if people read tags anymore
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currently debating wether or not i should include jack russell in my fic in the future. like idk who saw my character intros for the ocs i introduced in chapter five but one of them (martha) helps out other supernatural creatures when she can in any way they need and i’m just thinking what if the two met at some point and are friends??
like there’s a few years in my timeline i haven’t planned that much of so i feel like i definetly could include him somehow like there’s a side plot around 2022 fic time that’s PERFECT to incorporate him into (and maybe elsa but id have to push back the side plot to take place AFTER wwbn). i think if i do include him though i’m gonna have to rewatch wwbn it’s unfortunately been a few months 😔
was also thinking of doing some oneshots with backstories if anyone’s interested?? (i’ll probably post them anyway)
#mostly looking for opinions here cause IDK 😭#technically he’s the whole reason i even made martha both as an oc and into a vampire#so i probably will include him anyway i can#even if it’s just a cameo or mention or something#we’ll see#jack russell#werewolf by night#fic stuff#oc stuff#martha#also i have NOT been interacting with this fandom that much recently my bad guys i missed the wwbn tag ☹️
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Oh i met a really big cat today
#mine#i was at a museum (in a castle) and he was just chilling in the courtyard#and later he came to the museum café (the owener opened the door for him)#and no i dont know his name. i asked but he doesnt belong there technically he just likes to hang out there haha#he seemed very big and other visitors mentioned it too but i might be biased cause my cat is very smol so he mightve looked bigger compared#but he seemed lorge#not fat but very big and also super fluufy
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So, I have this oc named Nick, he's a 26 year old detective in the 70s, and just today I started to realize that he's oddly similar to Fenn in some aspects

The thing is they're completely different characters in a different setting with different external AND internal conflicts, but there's still a lot of things they share:
• they both like cooking
• they both wear their hair combed back
• they were both raised by their uncle
• they both try do deny being in love with someone because it threatens the (terrible, horrible, not good) values they had imposed on them as children
• they're both B I G
Hmm I think maybe one of those sticks out a little more than the rest
#also just to be clear#yes they were both raised by their uncles but while fenn's uncle might've been the only good influence fenn had as a child#Nick's uncle is literally all the bad in his life he's a piece of shit human being and the cause of many (if not most) of Nick's problems#btw I didn't mention they're also both british cause fenn is technically from Sona but we all know he's british sooo#faroff#faroff webcomic#fenn velle#oc#ocs
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So I had a dream about wincest(being obsessed with each other as always lol)
I was half asleep when I wrote this so bear with me
So I had this dream where some monster essentially got to sam and manipulated his world into his like ideal world. And his ideal world was him being a kid again with Dean taking care of him, just them in this little house. The same perfect day played over and over again, like a time loop. And somewhere outside this house is the real Dean, caught a time loop of his own, as he continously breaks into this little house to try to get to Sam and free him. But this monster always gets to him first and catches him off guard. It's like he doesn't remember the last time he was in the house, like it always feels like the first time setting foot in it, because the creature uses the same move over and over to kill him(but like, he doesn't really die, its more like this world is its own little pocket dimension and every time dean dies he wakes up outside of it again). And ever time, kid Sam hears something, but the monster/kid Dean tells him it's ok and they ignore it.
By the way, the monster in my dream is basically like this black-grey sentient goop(think Venom) that can morph itself into anyone it wants, and is hanging in weird strands all around the house that Sam doesn't notice. But dean does, and even though he tries to avoid stepping in it, it always catches his foot and essentially Webs his hands and gun in place, disarming him, then slams him against a glass mirror or a wall hard enough that it kills him.
Anyway, somewhere outside of this loop, Dean is vaguely aware that this monster always catches him with the same move, and the only reason he dies every time is because the surprise attack makes him too unsteady to shoot it, and catches him at a point where his footing is off, so he's easy to take down. But every time he enters the house again, he forgets what he learned, and it takes him down all over again. He admits to someone unseen that the reason it takes him down so easily/catches him off guard is because he's alone, aka Sam's not there to help him.
At some point, Sam starts becoming more aware that something is off, and that things are too perfect.
This is where the dream gets kind of fuzzy, but essentially Sam becomes aware enough and, still as a kid, sees adult dean walking through the house and calls out to him, confused. This time, Dean sees Sam and looks utterly relieved and says "Sammy..." like he's so happy to have found him. But this distraction causes the monster to catch him off guard again. It catches his foot and grabs his hands in its weird goo, but Sam is here now, and he sees this creature for the first time. So he yells out to Dean to move a certain way that gives him enough leverage to shoot the creature(this was mentioned as something dean always knew would help but always forgot when in the house).
Meanwhile, the monster actively tries to get into Sam's mind again and tell him, as young Dean, that everything will be ok so long as he let's him kill this intruder who's trying to hurt them. Finally it stops working on Sam and he becomes his real age again.
Some fight happens in between that I didn't really get to see, but the outcome was this: they managed to hurt the creature by working together, now that Dean wasn't alone, he doesn't die and actually gets some good shots in. At some point, Sam rushes the thing and the only reason it doesn't hurt him is because it grew some sort of attachment to him during the whole thing, and so he's the only one that it would let kill it(feels like a metaphor for Sam and Dean's real codependent obsessive relationship).
Anyway I don't remember much after this so that's basically all I have, so yeah.(also ignore any typos, I didn't edit this. I just woke up)
#also after they kill the monster someone mentioned something about it only letting sam kill it because he was like the mother to it#and dean was the father???#i didn’t add that in cause it doesn't really make any sense but yk. it was a dream so.#anyway#i dont go here#ive just watched a few episodes and like wincest as a ship#so take this as you will#if i had enough creative energy i would write a fic about this in great detail#but i dont so#maybe one of you can write something about it#wincest#samdean#weecest? technically??#weecest#i was gonna tag other main tags but i realized that would attract the wrong people#so im keeping it to the shipping tags#proship#for good measure#aml dreams#aml speaks#if my friends see this. no you dont.#pinning this post so i can come back to it when i write the fic for it lol
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thought too long about Cavisuwa & Stanny's relationship in Bad End and started losing my mind because oh my god. oh my goddddd cavisuwa you cunt
this uh. this got long + death & alcohol & small snippet so i'm putting it under a cut
They're such idiots. If Stan hadn't been kidnapped then people would have listened to Tweek about Craig and if Craig hadn't been possessed then they could have gotten Stan out of the woods. Stan and Craig doomed each other, indirectly, without ever really knowing, and Stanny and Cavisuwa are gonna keep dooming each other. they don't even have any kind of relationship for the first five years of Cavi's takeover because Stanny's out in the woods with the critters. And then a piece of the resistance goes deep enough into the woods that Kyle and Stan finally reunite.
And just like that, Stanny and Cavisuwa are enemies, lightning and fire and blood every time they clash. The only one powerful enough to give the other pause. A possessed god and a feral demon attack dog. They don't hate each other, exactly, but Kyle and Cavisuwa oppose each other and even if Stanny can only remember his childhood before the woods in scattered pieces—it's Kyle. Of course Stanny's gonna claw and bite and take every inch of spite and violence he learned out in those woods and turn it against the world for Kyle's sake. They're Super Best Friends!
But Cavisuwa refuses to have his power contested and the woodland critters don't like how Stanny's starting to pull away from them in favor of Kyle and all it really takes is a few meetings. An offered human sacrifice. A few words about how really, don't you think this Kyle is such a terrible influence on your son, Deery? Don't you think the chaos I've caused would be so much better for him? You care so much about your little fawn, and now he's pulling away from you. And that's all it takes and next thing Stanny knows Kyle is dead, killed by infighting in the very resistance he believed in according to the Woodland Critters, who all crowd around and try to comfort him. And it's devastating and cruel and Kenny and Tolkien and Wendy know there's nobody in the resistance who would've wanted Kyle dead but Cavisuwa's half a world away and Kyle wasn't killed with lightning anyway. But it doesn't matter because Stanny's already retreated back into the woods and Kenny's dead in the snow from the outburst.
And it's there in those woods, far away from anything and anyone, that Cavisuwa finds Stanny, alone but for the same deer that Cavisuwa talked to so recently. They almost fight. Stanny's certainly upset enough for it. But Cavisuwa's just oh-so surprised that Kyle's not there, that Stanny's so far away from where the resistance is likely located, what happened to the loyal little guard dog that almost ripped Cavisuwa's arm off?
"He's dead." Stanny grits out. He lifts the bottle to his mouth and chases the bottom, not caring what Guinea Bastard does next.
Cavisuwa laughs, this soft thing that's so unlike the few memories of Craig Stanny still has. "Surprised it took this long." He murmurs, floating down to stand on the snow. "Humans are a plague," he hisses, "you just can't rely on them."
Stanny opens his mouth—to say what, he's not quite sure—until he realizes that they really are alone, not even the guy that Stanny's pretty sure must be Clyde anywhere in sight. He huffs. "You still keep them around." He points out, not inaccurately.
"Doesn't mean I trust them." Cavisuwa responds, sparks flickering idly in his hands. "They're only useful to a point."
Stanny falls back until he's laying in the snow, staring up at the sky. He's not sober—he hasn't been in a while. Maybe once or twice while Kyle was still alive, but—well. "Kyle's trustworthy." He defends.
"Except he's dead now." Cavisuwa states, leaning forwards to look Stanny directly in the eyes. Electric blue meets baby blue, like so many times before when they'd been trying to kill each other, grappling in the air on the ground trying to tear each other apart—there's no hostility. No flash in those eyes signalling an incoming laser, nothing but a calm contentment. "And doesn't that just tear you up?" He asks, lips pulling back to show off teeth, "That the one person who you thought would never leave got taken from you, and won't come back?" Cavisuwa's egging Stanny on, voice harsh and bright and perfect for riling Stanny up.
To the side, Deery watches. She nods, slightly, and says nothing.
"Don't you wanna make the world hurt?" Cavisuwa continues, "Don't you wanna watch it burn like it burned you?"
Stanny breathes deeply. The bottle is empty in his hands. He sits up slowly, laboriously, and the bottle refills as Deery nods her head again. Somehow, through the usual drunken haze, Stanny manages to pull together enough suspicion to ask, "What's in it for you?" Because doesn't Cavisuwa have an empire to protect? Temples he'd rather not see destroyed? Infrastructure that propagates his rule?
"There are plenty of places I'd love to see destroyed." Cavisuwa shrugs, leaning back and holding out his hand (Craig's hand, some part of Stanny's mind notes, but it's small and really kind of unimportant). "And, if I'm being honest," Cavisuwa glances away, then looks back at Stanny with a lazy grin and bright blue eyes. "I've always been a little jealous of Kyle—you and I have so much in common."
"We do?" Stanny stands, without taking Cavisuwa's offered hand, stretching his arms. His antlers are heavy on his head—but they'll be gone by the time the winter snow starts hitting in earnest. And he's lived with them for years, now, so the weight is barely a footnote as far as Stanny's concerned.
"We both may have human bodies," Cavisuwa spits the word human like a curse, "but we're not really like those pathetic little monkeys, are we?" He nods, "We're something more, you and I, and, well—can you really say you don't hate mankind for what they'd do to your family? For what they did to your best friend?"
And it's true, isn't it? Stanny thinks back to a half-remembered childhood in that hick town, to a weed farm he hated and baby cows tied to stakes and a scoutmaster who got fired for being "different". There's so many things missing, in his recollection of it all, but isn't what he can remember enough to go off of—it must be.
And it's not like Stanny's really all that human anymore, is he? If he ever was, which he doubts. He's always been a Woodland Critter, even back before he knew it. The weight of his antlers is suddenly much more prominent.
Cavisuwa's head tilts slightly, hand still outstretched. He's not really a demon, insofar as Stanny can tell, but he's got the vibe what with this whole possession thing. The cloak made of giant guinea pig fur matches the pelts Stanny learned to cover himself in, sparks of lightning in Cavisuwa's eyes not so different from the hellfire Stanny carries.
They really are kindred spirits, aren't they?
"Okay." Stanny takes Cavisuwa's hand. It feels hot and sharp, static jumping between them. It feels like a pact, an unbreakable deal. It feels like a promise and a surrender.
It feels like maybe Stanny's just found a new friend.
#south park#bad end au#cavisuwa#stan marsh#kyle and craig are mentioned and craig's technically there in body#zaz writes#they're so. oh my god. stanny allies with kyle and can stand up to cavisuwa#so cavisuwa gets deery to murder kyle and pin it on the resistance#before swooping up to take advantage of it like the manipulative bitch he is#AND!!! JUST LIKE HOW CRAIG AND STAN'S BAD ENDS CAUSED EACH OTHERS BAD ENDS#CAVISUWA USES THEM BOTH!!! CRAIG AS A WEAPON & HOST BODY STANNY AS A WEAPON!!!#tho tbf cavi uses everyone. he's a bitch like that#and then i didn't even get to it in this post but the pact cavi & stanny make really does doom them both#like. they couldn't even stay working together for five years. maybe even less#and even when they do work together after their initial blowup/breakup they are so constantly five seconds away from backstabbing each othe#and it's stanny that destroys cavisuwa!!! via exorcism!!!#which then leads to craig destroying stanny!!!! <- i need to explain this in more detail at some point#but OUGH AUGH THE WAY STANNY WAS STARTING TO RECOVER ALONGSIDE KYLE#THE WAY IF THINGS CONTINUED HE COULD HAVE BEEN A HERO#BUT THEN CAVI GETS DEERY TO KILL KYLE AND SENDS STANNY BACK ONTO AN EVEN WORSE PATH#i just. oh my god. oh my godddd this au#i wouldn't say that cavi/stanny counts as staig since craig is not a willing participant in any of this#but it's like. staig-adjacent in a fucked up kinda way#death tw#alcohol tw#(stanny is. quite predictably. an alcoholic)
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3,7,15,19!
3. Iteration you haven't seen/read but want to start: I think the only one I haven’t seen is the 87 show! I really want to though. It looks HALARIOUS
7. Favorite really obscure character: None of you know the love that is stored in my heart for Harold from the IDW comics. You don’t know. The ammount of pictures I’ve taken of my copies. The GENVY I expedience. Harold is love. Harold is life. What an insufferable old bastard I LOVE HIM
15. Have you ever made fan content for tmnt: Oh my god so much. Half of it doesn’t get published cause it’s in my notebook, a WIP on my docs, or just too self indulgent for eyes other than mine. But uh. Here have a doodle page I made to make fun of my twin @fowlaroundtown to make fun of them for finding Bad Future Leo hot. You don’t wanna know how much I’ve drawn this man

19. Give ONE character a gun: Ice Cream Kitty from Tmnt 2012. I need to see what she does.
#SORRY FOR NOT AWNSERING THESE EARLIER I THOUGHT I DID#Askbox#hamburgrr draws#rottmnt#Tmnt#not getting specific on the rest cause they have mentions instead of art stuff#rottmnt future leo#good ending au#that’s for the doodle page#cause it technically falls into that lore I’ve got in my head#leosagi#only in one lil panel but still just in case#tw suggestive
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Getting hella frustrated about zelda wikis and how limited each are but not insane enough to join the wiki team to add all the shit their missing
#zelda dungeon is my go to but man its frustrating#how stubbed the hw articles are#and how hard they have quarantined hw from the rest of the articles#like i dislike the fandom wiki#for fandom reasons#but they atleast insert hw info into normal articles that it pertains to#i personally dislike how its separated just cause i dont like how it looks#like example i was on epona's page#and hyrule warriors isnt mentioned once#shes a whole weapon class in hw#not even a thing at the bottom like 'hey btw shes in hw' like#i know that its a grey zone cause of how not but also technically yes canon it is but its a fully nintendo endorsed side game series#they add age of calamity info to botw/totk pages and thats in a similar grey zone#i have a personal vendetta about how lacking their page on my fairy is#as someone who is still trying to find reference images for all the base fairy designs you can get in hw#its so annoying that no wiki has a full gallery of all of them#the fandom koei tecmo wiki has the best page for learning about my fairy#not any of the big loz wikis#grumble grumble#i notice it cause wiki diving is one of my favorite hobbies so#the brain rot is real#i cant join a wiki team#i would die from stress i already have too many fucking projects rn#loz#legend of zelda#jellyfish's thoughts
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