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crickit-song · 10 months ago

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WOAH BABES HOLD UP THE FUCKIN SHADE

"I got a photo with piers Morgan the other week"

"Sorry to hear that"

SORRY TO HEAR THAT?! DR JONK WATSON MD MY FUCKING LOVE DARLING. THE SNARK, THE SARCASM

UNPARALLELED LEVELS OF SHADE

#episode 24 the creeping man - part 2 #my god do i love him with my whole heart #this man. the definition of fumbling.#with that quip #that witty oneliner #just cause hes a little pissed off #underrated truly truly #sherlock and co

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zhelin-thames · 2 months ago

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A Ghostly Text Mishap

Danny flopped onto his bed, phone in hand, glaring at the screen. Another long day of dealing with Vlad's manipulative nonsense had left him frustrated beyond belief. He opened his messages, found the contact labeled Trucker, and began furiously typing.

Danny: You will NOT believe what Plasmius did this time. The absolute NERVE of this guy. You’d think being half-dead would make someone LESS petty, but nooo, this man’s ego is bigger than the Ghost Zone.

Danny: He tried to "buy" my parents' company AGAIN. He offered to “help” with ghost containment tech but really just wants to snoop around for weaknesses in the portal.

Danny: AND he had the audacity to call me “Little Badger” like it’s a term of endearment. I swear, if I hear that ONE MORE TIME, I might go full ghost and dropkick him into the Fenton Thermos.

Satisfied with his venting, Danny tossed his phone onto the bed and buried his face in his pillow. Unbeknownst to him, he had made one critical mistake.

Jason Todd, aka Red Hood, was sitting in his safe house, polishing his guns when his phone buzzed. He glanced at the screen.

Unknown Number: You will NOT believe what Plasmius did this time…

Jason raised an eyebrow. “What the hell is this?” he muttered, scrolling through the tirade. By the time he got to “Little Badger”, he was smirking.

He typed back:

Jason: Kid, I think you’ve got the wrong number. Unless this “Plasmius” guy is a Gotham villain I’ve somehow missed.

Danny’s phone buzzed, and he rolled over to check it. His heart dropped when he saw the reply.

Danny: Oh no. This isn’t Trucker, is it?

Jason: Nope. But you’ve got my attention. Who’s Plasmius, and why does he sound like the type of guy I’d shoot on principle?

Danny hesitated, then decided to just roll with it.

Danny: Short version: he’s a half-ghost fruitloop billionaire who’s obsessed with ruining my life, becoming my creepy stepdad, and taking over the world. Think Lex Luthor but undead and ickier.

Jason burst out laughing, earning a curious glance from Roy Harper, who had just walked in.

“Who’s got you laughing like that?” Roy asked, setting down a bag of takeout.

“Some kid who texted me by mistake,” Jason replied, showing him the messages.

Roy skimmed them and snickered. “Plasmius? Sounds like a knockoff vampire villain.”

Jason’s fingers flew over the keyboard.

Jason: Okay, kid, you’ve officially got my interest. I don’t know who you are, but if this Plasmius guy’s half as bad as you say, I’ve got some creative ways to deal with him. You in Gotham?

Danny stared at the message, blinking. Who even was this guy? But... he did sound like he knew how to handle problems.

Danny: Uh, no. I’m from Amity Park. It’s kind of a supernatural hotspot, so I’ve got it covered. But thanks for the offer, I guess?

Jason smirked.

Jason: Supernatural hotspot? Kid, you’re talking to someone who’s been resurrected. Ghosts don’t scare me.

Danny froze. Resurrected? Oh no. This guy might actually know about the supernatural.

Danny: ...Wait, who ARE you?

Jason: Name’s Jason. Most people call me Red Hood. Ever heard of me?

Danny blinked, then groaned. “Of course. I text a vigilante. Just my luck.”

Danny: ...Yeah, I’ve heard of you. So, uh, thanks for not tracking this number and showing up at my house or something.

Jason: Yet.

Danny felt a shiver run down his spine.

Danny: That’s not funny, dude.

Jason: Relax, Little Badger. Your secret’s safe with me. For now. But hey, if you ever need help dealing with your undead billionaire problem, hit me up.

Danny sighed, shaking his head.

Danny: Sure. Thanks, I guess?

Jason leaned back, grinning as he saved the number under Ghost Kid.

“Roy, I think I just found the weirdest contact in my phone.”

“You say that like it’s a bad thing,” Roy replied, tossing Jason a burger.

“Not bad. Just… different.” Jason chuckled. “Plasmius, huh? Sounds like fun.”

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yo-yo-yoshiko · 4 months ago

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Sento gets a page too.

#kamen rider #kamen rider build #sento kiryu #banjou ryuuga #fan art #i watched this series cause the little preview appearance in exaid had me thinking that crossover movie was gonna be incredibly antagonisti #and i was right lol!#how did you manage to piss off Emu #dude? he spent a whole season with his coworkers slamming him against walls and he was chill #was excited to start the series and realize sento and banjou of tumblr fame were gonna be here...#i was so excited to see the context of Sento's epic gamer moment... could not BELIEVE what got us there waahaha!#sento's actor staying up all night playing monster hunter before filming is my version of the lord of the rings guy breaking his toe #anyway i just finished the series lol it was great

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angelpuns · 2 months ago

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Everything is very horrible today in an autistic meltdown kinda way so either I'll pop off and draw a lot or lay face down in bed doing nothing for several hours we'll just have to see

#the worst thing is its not just any one thing #its a build up of terrible terrible terrible #and when i do fibally get set off it seems like its over smthn really fuckinf stupid #RAGHHH #i will explain actually cause most of it woild piss anyone off #my whole family is off of school/work today except me #my siblings went to the movies #i had to go to work and work was fuxking SLAMMED #so i had a pretty shitty day already work wise #then i learn like an hour before i leave that i have to pick up my siblings #in the rain #in the dark #and also two othee peoplw are gonna be there so my car will be litetally full #and its in the busiest part of town #AND i have to pick up dinner beforehand #so that combined with evweything elae aboit today was already upsettint #and then the coworker i dont fucking like started fuckung around with smthn #not doing his aork #which is why i dont like him cause he never gets anything done #so that was sort of the last straw ig #anyway my manaher was bejng really nice befoee i left cause i was obviously upsey #but i was like ' listen i am literally about to have a meltdown so i have to go i cant do this rn '#i feel bad about it #but whats worse briefly inconviencing my manager or having a whole fucking meltdown in frojt of everyone #muppets ref ha #anyway #i just wish my parents respected me #even a little bit #cause they sure fucking dont #not me nor my time haha!

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stop-breaking-my-heart-dragonage · 1 year ago

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my greatest achievement in DA2 is maxing out Carver's friendship

and all it took was begrudgingly kissing a little templar ass in act 1 because Carver didn't want to plan a prison break if my Hawke got his ass arrested for being stupid.

#carver hawke #dragon age #dragon age 2 #da2 #well that and he didn't want leandra gamlen and himself to also get arrested for harboring an apostate but you get me #carver hawke loves his sibling and doesn't want them to get taken away that's why he's such an ass and approves of 'pro-templar' choices #in act 1 he's not pro-templar himself but kissing a little templar ass is how you avoid being arrested #'why yes cullen you are so right the templars are so cool and sexy' my hawke says through gritted teeth for that +5 friendship #look i love him okay he's my favorite and i will go the extra mile to make him happy and it's worth it for how much softer can be later on #honestly maxing out his friendship isn't hard if you're aware of what quests you're bringing him on and make him a grey warden #oh but you do need the legacy dlc otherwise you can't fully max friendship out... you can still get enough to change his dialogue/attitude #also like... we the player know hawke won't be arrested like they're not in any actual dangers from the templars as the playable character #but carver doesn't know that and neither does hawke so the templars *are* a real threat to them #and it's incredibly reckless to purposely piss off templars AND selfish because it's not just hawke that'll be arrested it's their family #for harboring them like we witness templars going after people hiding apostates soooo.....#i'm just saying that carver isn't irrational or just being an ass to personally annoy you okay he has cause #also once carver's a warden and ed has money and the estate THEN he's way more open about telling the templars to piss off #sigh one day i'll sit down and write an essay about carver.... one day

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lala-blahblah · 5 months ago

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I will never make this because it would be for an audience of one (me) but ever since reading "If we Were Villains" (story about serious drama kids in college who perform shakespeare and deal with a murder) I have been entertaining the thought of a crack fic crossover with High School Musical The Musical The Series where the staff decides they will no longer put on shakespeare after the tragic accident that happened at Thanksgiving, because Shakespeare plays would only increase the tension and drama. So they hire Ms. Jen who decides their spring play will actually be High School Musical (which exists in the 90s in this universe) and it ruins the vibe so much that everyone gives up on being dark and mysterious because they're universally pissed at Ms Jen for making them learn choreoraphed basketball dancing.

#if we were villains is actually genuinely good and has actual literary worth and pulls from shakespeare in an intelligent meaningful way #but unfortunately all i can do is comedy so this is the only fan content i have to offer :(#THE THING IS iwwv is just hsmtmts if it hsmtmts was good and also they committed crimes #they utilize the same parallel of casting choices with real life drama which I love #umm so casting: Meredith would be Sharpay Obvi. I think it would be really funny if James was cast as Ryan bc they hate eachother and would #have to pretend to be siblings working together. And I think ashley tisdale and Lucas Gabreel actually didn't get along when filming #also i love the thought of Ms Jen looking at James and going “i know what you are”#HOWEVER it would be more interesting if james was Chad to Oliver's Troy (which is really just reversing their Romeo and Juliet moment)#bc chad is like nooo don't do theater... stick with me and do basketball... but it would be Coded Subtextually #Unfortunately Wren would be typecast as Gabriella and I don't think that would cause drama bc I don't believe James actually liked her!#I think it was comp het bc she was very sweet and nonthreatening as opposed to Meredith's big flirting energy so she would be a “safe” crus #lets lean into that actually. this gives Wren a chance to have a personality (bc I enjoy this book but it is not good at fleshing out women #So oliver and Wren spend more time together and kind of talk about James a little and Wren is like yeah James is very sweet #and I like him but it feels so hard to get him to feel comfortable with me... i guess he's just closed off and doesn't talk much #we also get to see more of her personality and interests maybe she's like I relate to gabriella because I also like to Read :) feminism #and oliver is like Hmm That Is Not My Experience With Him perhaps our bond is deeper and James does like me Hm #And then Meredith can flirt with him as Sharpay and James gets pissed and in character gets very intense about how Troy can't join THEATER #that's why he's upset and sad bc sharpay represents theater and only that reason and nothing else and he isn't in love with oliver At All #Alexander can be Ryan now since James is Chad (and he's also Gay) and Filippa can be Kenzie bc they're both queer coded #Anyway at rehearsal one day Meredith and James and Oliver are having their fighting over troy moment and then Meredith stops and is like #wait guys. This musical is so freaking stupid. why are we even doing this #and their mutual frustration at their art being turned into a farce is enough to bond them together and they're like #we need to focus on our REAL enemy: ms Jen #and then they hatch a scheme and it's probably like. They dump a bucket of fake blood on her at opening night a la carrie #and then put on their own rebellious production... it still has to be a musical because i like musicals #families with children are in the audience and they're like OK FOLKS! HERE'S ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW!#if we were villains #iwwv #hsmtmts #high school musical the musical the series

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drummer-from-down-under · 12 days ago

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Happy anniversary to my favourite episode of my favourite show!!!

#nowhere boys #sam conte #“I have to go. Later gang. Yo!” My beloved #what can I say. I love hijinks and shenanigans. I live for shits and gigs.#so many great moments that weren't included cause I wanted to make it short and snappy #“Haven't you harassed my son enough?” “No.”#the discovery of the lair #more of Sam as Roland skating #his back hurts and he's got hair growing out of his ears!#they really got the late millennial/early gen z vibe down with Felix ignoring an unknown phone number #but seriously if I was Sam I'd be pissed #what do you mean I've been running around town in a body 3 times my age for several hours #got told off by your mum. had your best friend and little brother call me stupid.#finally convince both of them and you and our other friend that I am myself and that you swapped the two of us #just for you to tell me that while I've been going though all of that you DOBBED US INTO THE COPS?!?#like nah I'm out. We get Andy back and then you guys can find another 4th. The audacity...#in saying that completely understand why Felix and Jake did that and that's part of the reason I love this episode #everytime I watch this episode i think of the crack vid that someone made where they had put “You were in love with Andy”#over Sam as Roland pointing to Jake instead of pointing to Ellen and everytime I have to remind myself that wasn't canon

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lesiasmadness · 1 month ago

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It tears my heart into tiny bits how Luke acts way more childlike in his teens than when he first meets Layton. It feels like he's one of those kids who got told they're so mature and wise and took that as positive feedback, while really they had to adopt a grown up persona to deal with an environment that won't let them develop emotional maturity normally. So later he had to un-learn that and experience some actual child-like whimsy

#there's a moment in UF that pissed me off at first cause when the car minigame shows up Layton practially talks Lule into accepting it #but then any time it's mentioned people paint Luke as immature for playing with it even though he was planning to decline it to begin with #even layton gets in on the teasing #but with this in mind i can see Layton knowing luke well enough to undersrand that luke would sct desinterested in something childish #despite actually wanting it cause reverting into the old soul persona is luke's first defense mechanism #so layton just gives him a little nudge to indulge #especially in a stressful situation

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alienfailboy · 1 month ago

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being a thorbruce truther while being ragnorak critical is tough but i manage

#like wow the whole movie kinda ruins bruce and punches down at thor and loki the whole time but also #thor loses his hammer his eye his hair and his home which i really hope was for the sake of showing that he was like entering a new era #but it just kind of seemed useless in the grand scheme of things so it just felt like we were poking fun at him #like he spends the whole movie being shat on by like everyone in order to humble him but like we already did that in the first movie?#also taika my king admitted he views thor and loki as spoiled complainers so it's like i dont know.#thor #thor odinson #thorbruce #normalize liking movies that piss you off a little #cause i actually love rag it just bothers me a lot

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i-like-books-and-women · 7 months ago

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Okay so I haven't listened to the book in the past couple days but there's this line from one of Zach's chapters that I can't stop thinking about cause it's like "good God that's so fucked" he says something along the lines of "I might have to work to transition from cute to hot but Rubens already there" and potentially in the same line but also maybe not cause I don't remember he says something close to "I have to make the switch from cute to hot if I want to have a career" which is like? Like it's so gross dude. Zach and Angel are barely 18 like tf- like yeah sex sells but Jesus christ what in the fuck. And then like the internalized issues?? Like it's not quite the same vein it's similar tho. I've always been "the fat kid" since I was in elementary school and let me tell you comparing your body to your friends' is literally the quickest way to start resenting them and hating yourself. Quite literally chorus was kinda pitting them against each other and started instilling body image issues in very impressionable teenagers and then was like *surprised Pikachu face* when they were all starting to show signs of depression and anxiety and started fighting and started doing dumb shit and drugs to try and cope.

#all my homkss hate chorus #headcanon they get a tell all documentary/docuseries and rip those fuckers to filth #like #grrr #they piss me tf off #like being a teenager is quite literally some of the most formative years of your life #and to have your privacy (Zach says at some point that it doesnt really matter if he doesnt wanna come out because chorus hates secrets #and he and ruben would get in more shit for not telling them than for sleeping together)#your personality (i could write an essay about them being put in little boxes based on bullshit and not how they are as people)#your individuality (other bullshit i could write an essay on is ruben being forced into the closet and liberally not telling the others #cause he didnt wanna get them pissed off and get all of them into shit)#all stripped away durring the time that you start forming who you are as a person has to be so fucking damaging #this blog is now about the sublte comentary on teen celebreties (that i dont think was intended to be looked into this deeply)#found in ya romance novel if this gets out which is about two guys in a boy band dating #the comedy of this isnt lost on me but like #yknow #im just icon codded ig #(does over analysing lines and side comments made in this book count as icon behavior?)#(asking for a friend)#anyways fandom tags time ✨️#if this gets out #itgo #zach knight

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moldy-flowers · 5 months ago

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I love the scene in naruto shippuden where Kakashi says "I'm really starting to take a liking to you" not because naruto freaks the hell out but because this implies that for the other like 3 and a half years Naruro knew Kakashi and the 16 years Kakshi knew of Naruto Kakshi just did not like Naruto at all.

#Fic where Kakashi is left to take care of Naruto but instead of treating him better than he was I'm og Kakashi just neglects him #He's 14 and he just lost like everything and the loss of the last two things he had left was basically Narutos fault if you think about it #But see Naruto is a little baby and he loves Kakashi so it's just Narutos undying affection and Kakashi doing the bare minimum #He waves colourful things in front of narutos face for a few minutes then just dips for a few weeks #Left a ryo behind but kakashi is an idiot and left all of his money out which is a lot cause he never really buys anything for himself #Or Naruto #So Naruto takes like all of it for food but then gets robbed by assholes on the street bc of course he does #Kakashi then has to kill some people to get his money back. Ugh!#Kakashis not really even angry at things anymore he's just tired and depressed and that makes Naruto feel even worse #At some point when Naruto is ten he pulls like this massive massive prank to get Kakashis attention #And it's the first time kakashi has felt emotions in forever meaning he got super fucking pissed off #But then after realising he emoted he was like “:0” and then he was in a good mood so he hit naruto over the head #Then they ate some ice-cream together #It starts of really really toxic and horrible and ends toxic and co-dependent #But you don't but you don't notice because it's so much of a better situation than we started at #Naruto #naruto shippuden #naruto uzumaki #Kakashi hatake #And yes #Kakashi does in fact get a hug #He just doesn't want it #kakashi sensei #Theyre probably fine by the time Naruto comes back to konoha w/ Jiriya #Moldy-flowers

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k20spock · 3 months ago

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I’ve been playing disco elysium for the past few days and really enjoying it and oh my god cunoesse is gonna make me throw up

#she’s only ten?? I don’t know if it gets confirmed later since I’m not done yet but all the implications are that she was in the snuff radio #And had to kill another child?? And she just stood frozen in a hallway pissing herself for days and now she’s trying so hard to be cruel an #scary and nasty to be just a little bigger than the cruel scary nasty world #she doesn’t seem at all afraid of dying but shes absolutely petrified at the idea of being taken away somewhere #And she only has one person and he’s also just a scared kid and you can help him but not her. and to help him you drive a wedge between the #im not expecting anything resembling a happy ending given how the game is but Jesus. i wanna help this kid so bad #and the fact that she’s being written off as a lost cause too broken to help. fuck man.

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zhelin-thames · 2 months ago

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Wrong Number texts #1

Danny: So then Skulker decides the best way to catch me is by building a giant robot suit. But he forgot to calibrate it for the Ghost Zone’s gravity, so it immediately toppled over and crushed his entire lair. Absolute genius, right?

Jason: I’m torn between laughing and feeling secondhand embarrassment for him. Do all your villains suck this much?

Danny: Hey, I don’t pick my rogues’ gallery. But yeah, most of them are either weird, incompetent, or trying way too hard. Vlad’s the only real threat, and that’s just because he cheats.

Jason: Billionaires always cheat. It’s in their DNA.

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mortalscience · 3 months ago

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Law and Order Criminal Intent - s01e20 - Badge Bad guy: Those pension rules are a bunch of crap. Goren: My partner's with you on that. Eames: My old man got caught in the same bind. Bad guy: No kidding? Eames: Except he had to pay back nearly 50 grand to the city. How'd you get away clean? Bad guy: "Clean" nothing. I gave up a good job. All I got now is the pension. Goren: Hasn't kept you from living large, Phil. What have you got in here? Prime rib. Wow! Is that a lobster wiggling around down there? Bad guy: Get out of my stuff! Goren: What is this? It's a $50 bottle of wine! Eames: Here's what we think, Mr. Legrand. You and your double-dipping buddies were kicking back your wages to Mancuso, but when Sherwood started sniffing around, Mancuso got nervous. Goren: He needed to throw Sherwood a bone. You guys drew straws. You came up short and now your buddies are taking care of you. Eames: But one resignation wasn't enough for Sherwood, right? So your buddy boys did something about him. Bad guy: You guys… I wanted to make dinner for my girlfriend, all right? I couldn't afford what she likes, so she gave me the money for these groceries. That's who's taking care of me. So now that I've humiliated myself, why don't you take your Mutt-and-Jeff act off my property? Eames: Gee, I need a hankie.

#let's break down everything i love about this sequence!#first off MUTT AND JEFF aj;kldflsdjklasfjdksl #double entendre of mutt and jeff meaning good cop/bad cop but also a hilariously mismatched extra tall person and extra short person #alex and bobby in a nutshell #and then there's bobby knowing offhand when he looks at the wine that it's an expensive bottle #which goes hand in hand with the later scene of the other bad guy profiling bobby to have expensive tastes and liking good food #also love alex using her personal family history shamelessly to work suspects as well instead of just bobby doing that all the time #and of course love bobby acting over the top and rooting around in the guy's groceries and pissing him off lol #and finally alex's closing sarcastic gee i need a hankie remark #so good #and her smile cause she knows they got to the guy #honestly just love whenever they have a little celebratory moment when they know they got someone #goren and eames #bobby goren #alex eames #law and order criminal intent #my stuff #loci s01e20

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skitskatdacat63 · 28 days ago

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FINALLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYY YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!

#guys am i freak ? its okay you can say it i wont get mad #MY BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY #the first ss is insane bcs the graphics in this game arent TERRIBLE but theyre not exactly pretty(except arno all the time)#so the fact he actually looks quite beautiful is !!!!!!#ah wow i get why people ship them their first interaction is napoleon putting a gun to his stomach #also theres a scene where he holds arno back with his hand but i couldnt get an ss and i feel bad sharing someone elses as my own #i must say tho. idk how to feel about his voice !#first of all glad i play in French cause i think him in english would be too shocking #but i always imagined him w a softer lighter voice #also agh i dont know french enough to know if they actually tried to have his corsican accent shine thru a bit #but still. LOOK!!! MY GUY!!!!!!!#alright i can stop playing the game now- sjdjkf #kinda pisses me off they dont have npcs hanging around where i can talk to them randomly 😞#it doesnt have to be anything big just a little hello i beg #ac unity #napoleon bonaparte #catie.rambling.txt

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jellophoid · 2 months ago

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I wishhhh I wishhhh this game did a twist where they reveal that SHE was the love interest all along

#///#ughhhh it would be cute #like shes trying to hitch nanami up w yagami and it just keeps failing #and then its actually them getting closer and closer #she already openly flirts w him but he starts finding it endearing and cute #ACK IF ONLY THIS WASNT AIMED TOWARDS MEN #yeah nanamis one is kinda pissing me off though...like girl....#like its so clear shes not ready to date so idk why the game would even choose her as an option ??#anyways I like amane best ^^))#shes a little weirdo I love her so bad #''if that dreadful weary calamity that will be the certain cause of your doom was gone- would you still wanna hang out with me🥺''#like ugh shes so cute

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