#just absolutely blasted

[fappellmoan]

ive been talking abt this a lot lately but i really miss the first time i saw barbie i wish i could relive that. there were so many substances in me and i was having an absolute blast just yk explosions of color and musical numbers and silliness... oh it was so good..

[beif0ngs]

Nimona (2023) official art

[densewentz]

trying to enjoy Veilguard in the ever-incendiary Dragon Age fandom like

[ekholocationn]

boodles of loodles (loop doodles)

[noxcheshire]

HOT TAKE

But I like the idea of the phantom world being reincarnated into very unexpected people.

Like I still love the idea of Danny being Martha or Thomas.

Or Dani being another clone, or her being Damian, and Sam being Poison Ivy and or Martha, etc.

But I also like the unhinged nonsense of Sam being a clone in the dc world — ideally Kon, and Dani (or Dan) being Bruce, while Vlad is gasp Thomas Wayne.

HEAR ME OUT

JUST HEAR ME OUT

I just think the idea of Danny finding out that in an alternate world he married a nicer and age appropriate Vlad and had the son the guy has been demanding for so long in their world is hilarious.

The absolute mental breakdown that boy will go through: this is my son, and I love him, look at him go being a hero and kicking ass, but holy fucking Ancients above I fucked VLAD —

And on the other hand, can you imagine Bruce’s reaction? To his alternate mom being a sassy teenage boy, his alternate dad being an older guy ‘preying’ on this kid that absolutely HATES the guy, and being an absolute creep while his alt self **gestures to your choosing** is either a tiny girl menace or the biggest and meanest growling ghost that is BARELY tolerating being in the same space as the living.

But they also hate his alternate dad and would punch him into next week with Mom! Danny.

This man will being going THROUGH IT.

[deadchaoticcosmos]

1976

regulus: hey, your eyes have a little green in them

james: *grinning like an idiot, he has only ever been told he has brown eyes* huh

1996

draco: hey, your eyes have a little green in them

harry: *grinning like an idiot, he has only ever been told he has his mother's eyes* huh

imagine the huh as kinda a laugh

[lotus-pear]

reaaaaaallllyyyy random but believe it or not I have been through/seen most of these at weddings like even my parents and grandparents have its hella funny but mad scary at once🧍

HELPPP THIS IS SO ACCURATE anyway one nitpick chuuya would be there for the buffet and leave right after tbh 💀💀💀💀💀

mori would be that uncomfortable uncle who keeps asking you if you’re going to be a doctor after graduating💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[feldsparred-mo-reblogs]

No nuance november: If your main headcanon for Gabbro is that they are "a stoner" because "they are so chill" I actually don't want to hear anything else you are saying because I am already bored

[cocytuss]

not to keep up the likely constant comparisons with hollow knight but

being bad in hollow knight is all fine and okay since the knight is pretty much a blank slate kinda protagonist, you can interpret it as a clumsy child or silent killer machine depending on your skills

but in nine sols it is infinitely funnier to be bad because one moment yi is trying to be all cool and badass only to get his ass kicked like 500 times in a row by the same goddamn miniboss 5 seconds into the fight

[boxheadpaint]

love artist impressions based on data of exoplanets but for some reason absolutely thrilled by the Shittiest Actual Photographs we have of them. the obvious thing is that unlike stars, exoplanets are 1)small and 2)not usually emitting any strong visible light. this makes them near impossible to get a clear photo of and every image you see of a fully defined sphere with colors or clouds is entirely from the mind of an artist based on the available data and conclusions of said data of that particular insterstellar piece of Thing. every photograph of the real physical object is always Very small and ... doesn't tell you much because the planet itself only takes up maybe 3% of the image

if i had to take a guess, to get any visual on them you need them to be reflecting the light of their nearby star At An Angle Facing The Camera, and slash or giving off their own infrared light, and even then theyre still So Small that they show up as just little glowing jellybeans

when it comes to Different Kinds Of Stuff In Space just being able to barely see these things that we know exist makes me bizarrely nervous and delighted, not for the fear of like oh aliens are gonna fucking get me or anything but i think for just being aware of something unfathomable far out of our reach. like an ant suddenly realizing that its living on a massive globe larger than anything its ever understood and on the other side of that globe is like, a dilapidated barn or something else seemingly inane in the grand scheme of things and the ant has to sit and think about what that barn is like for the thrill i suppose

[umblrspectrum]

after 10 thousand years i have finally put together that Hey. I Can Make My Own Characters

[fictionadventurer]

A Biltmore Christmas may be the first Hallmark movie to drive me to fanfic.

[summercosmos]

nothing in this world has pissed me off more than this scene. FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFF leave that teenage girl alone!!!!!!! HELLOOOOO. a GROWN WOMAN with KIDS saying this mind you. Never they could NEVER make me like u

[burn-down-to-ash]

my interpretation of Evelyn because she's mysterious and cool and I love her so much and I think she's criminally underrated

and also Flapjack <3

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

The toddler and I had to read "the tiger who came to tea" and then document a tea party we had with the nursery tiger

She had an absolute blast until she was Done��� leading to the single funniest sentence I will ever type

[shinyfreshbirds]

bet on losing dogs or something