#just a j really

[shades-o-grey]

Just had a thought...

Crowley has no idea how difficult it is to wear tight skinny jeans/leather pants because he just miracles his clothes on all the time

Like he's never attempted to pull them off before

And a drunk night at the bookshop Aziraphale brings it up and it goes like this

A - "How can you stand to wear thos-those tight trousers all the time, s'my understanding that leather/jean materials are not very breathable"

C- "don't'sssee how it's a problem, considering we don't really ssweat or anything, y'know unless we think about it or put in the effort."

A- "Yes well, but it must - they must be difficult to dress and... undress, considering how, well... tight they are?"

C- "Wouldnt know really I just ssssort of, y'know *wiggles hand in mock miracle gesture* put 'em on and switch 'em off*

A- "You mean you've never manually attempted to?-"

C - "-Angel are you asking me to strip my trousers off for you right now?"

A- "No! Of course not! Thats not what I - why would I ever?!- you couldn't possibly think I was actually suggesting *blushes furiously - stuttering off in indignation*

C- *twitching in his seat with the effort of trying not to laugh, massive shit eating grin splitting his face*

A- *realises Crowley was just teasing him, blushes more, gives a haughty huff and promptly changes the subject*

Later, out of curiosity, Crowley does try"the human way". He falls over and gets into a fight with the pants and scolds them into submission, effectively just "miracle-ing" them on using another method - by threatening them to behave.

Aziraphale never brings it up again after accidentally insinuating he wanted Crowley's pants off, and Crowley is grateful because he never wants to tell Aziraphale that he was nearly discorporated by a pair of leather pants.

[stylesgotthesun]

Oh to be a tall skinny demon wearing tight jeans and designer sunglasses

[taurielofmirkwood77777]

THE FOLLOWING IS RELATED TO GOOD OMENS I SWEAR

Back in 2017, I bought a bicycle. It's a foldable bicycle that I still have and I still use. Fast forward a bot to late 2018/early 2019, I was talking to a close group of friends and thought I should name my bike. I wasn't emotionally attached to it back then, and I'm still not, despite using it a few times a week for the past six years. And so I named my bike J (pronounced like Jay). This was for two reasons: 1. Bicycle is a long word to type when you're talking to someone through messages (and the shortened version of "bike" does not exist in my native language) and 2. I thought I could turn it into a joke that if I said things like "I'm going home with J", people outside of my friend group who would hear this would assume that I have a boyfriend and ask me who J is.

Unfortunately, no one ever did ask me that, after the quarantine in 2020 I dropped the whole thing, especially since my group of friends changed and none of the people I was spending time with were there when I came up with the idea in the first place. But for about a year or so, I did call my bike J.

Now, you might be thinking "Okay, okay. Cool story and all that, but what does this have to do with Good Omens?"

And I'm getting to that, don't worry.

Just today, I was talking to a new friend about my past and somehow ended up talking about the whole "naming my bike J" story. I haven't thought about this since I've stopped doing it.

And then it hit me.

I and Anthony Janthony Crowley did the exact same thing around the same time and despite me watching Good Omens in 2019, I never realised that. If anyone would've asked me why I named my bike J, and not B or P or K, I would've simply responded with "It's just a J, really."

[glitter-and-be-gay]

It suddenly struck me that St. Anthony is the patron saint of lost causes, the recovery of lost items (including people, things and intangible spiritual goods) and in Spain and Portugal (and some former Spanish and Portuguese colonies) he's also the patron saint of marriages and people looking for love. And knowing how Neil Gaiman operates I think that may not be a coincidence.

[enbymurderhusbands]

THEY SIT NEXT TO EACH OTHER ON THE OXFORD BUS BACK TO LONDON IM ON THE FLOOR WEEPING AHSHAGZGAGHDHDIXBSJB

[ineffablemossy]

Honestly best description of 1941 so far this should be the synopsis ok Prime

still not over the fact that Crowley WALKED ACROSS CONSECRATED GROUND, then stood next to a BASIN FULL OF THE THING THAT DESTROYS HIM, in a church he'd just DIVERTED BOMBS TO, so he could stand IN THE EXPLOSION with Aziraphale and trust Aziraphale's miracle to SPARE THEM EXPLODING TOGETHER, and he trusted it well enough to use his own energy to RESCUE AZIRAPHALE'S BOOKS, which he knew AZIRAPHALE WOULD FORGET TO DO, and he did all that while he was ON THE WAY TO ANOTHER JOB, which he fucked up because he remembered to protect the books but FORGOT TO PROTECT HIS OWN STUFF, and then he spent the rest of the night HELPING AZIRAPHALE LIVE OUT HIS HOMOEROTIC MAGICIAN THEATRICAL DREAMS like he hadn't just BURNED HIS FEET TO SHIT like dear lord Crowley the power of love is a heckuva drug, isn't it?

[ahllohehn]

can life series mumbo k jumbo stop seeking for grian everytime he starts burning im gonna start having delusions again

[allysketches]

"I loathe him. And, despite myself, I respect a worthy opponent...Which he isn't because he's a demon and I cannot respect a demon. Or like one."

decided to draw a small part of the bookshop opening deleted scene bc not one day goes by where I don't think about it 🥺 we lost so bad by not getting this one 😭😭 especially bc it contrasts the season 2 finale so well… I could write entire dissertations about it 🤧

[somehow-a-human]

DO NOT ASK NEIL ABOUT FAN THEORY

Michael babygirl, I apologize now for the close-up screenshots of your mouth I am going to put on the internet. Call Neil if you have issues with it, it's his fault. Brain-rotting brought on by the lovely @melbatron5000!!!

Honey, why are you chewing on a ball bearing? I was going to be lenient and say it's a glint off of some saliva but nah are you sucking on a damn pie weight. I didn't see you take a bite of any dippin dots??? Who let her near my stash of Buckyballs that I've been hiding from the Consumer Product Safety Commission? Just because you are bbgurl doesn't mean you get to eat bbpellets.

[kenchann]

teased 🎃⚡

[shrub-rose]

[senblades]

"I didn't want to make it seem like I was holding him hostage..."

[puppyeared]

Wyrm on a string

[anonymousdandelion]

Look, there’s no mystery here - he told us exactly what it stands for!

[insert “Would I lie to you?” GIF]

Hey. Hey good omens fandom. Hey.

[thecoolsquirrel]

This is Halloween!

[hamsterdads]

pepsicola fankid nonsense