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Ms. Stoner’s Income
In The Speckled Band, which is my favourite Holmes story, Helen Stoner’s late mother left her daughters an annual income of 1100 Pounds. In today’s money that would be 171,121.15 Pounds or $204,507.74.
Due to falling agricultural prices, that fell to 750 Pounds, which today would be 116,673.51 Pounds or $139,437.10. This is how much Dr. Roylott was making annually with both Helen and Julia unmarried. Each girl was entitled to 250 Pounds a year upon marriage. This would be 38,891.17 Pounds or $46,479.03 today.
One marriage would bring Roylott down to 500 Pounds or 77,782.34 Pounds/ $92,958.06. Two would force him into the same income as both sisters. Either way, he’d be placed in the Lower Middle Class rather than Upper. He would definitely lose his lifestyle. Yet again, people in the Victorian Era Middle Class making more than I do.
#Sherlock Holmes#ACD Holmes#The Speckled Band#Helen Stoner#Julia Stoner#Dr Grimsby Roylott#Books#Victorian Era Middle Class#Fun with Maths#Letters From Watson#Money Talk#1883#Victorian Era
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Letters From Watson Liveblog - Jan. 15
The Speckled Band, Part 1 of 3
Starting the story off with a bit of a sad note. I wonder if she agreed that Watson could publish this story after she died, or if he just assumed it was okay to do so.
Good lord, I hate that Holmes phrased it that way. And I hate that I've spent so much time on the Internet that reading this immediately puts images in my mind that I really don't want there.
Though this does make me curious as to how the phrase "knock you up" evolved from meaning to wake someone to getting them pregnant.
As someone with a few white hairs already, I can empathize. She's been through a lot it seems. I certainly hope she's not the woman who died that Watson mentioned earlier.
Roylott has been characterized so far as a pretty bad guy, quick to anger and violence and all that. So I'm assuming in order to make him look even worse to the audiences at the time, Doyle had him only be friends with a group of people that a lot of readers probably already had many preconceived notions about.
So right before her sister is to be married, she dies through some mysterious circumstances involving a whistling in the night and the titular speckled band. Her room was also locked, as well as being situated right next to their step-fathers. What was it also that Helen said earlier?
Yeah, I think it's pretty clear that Roylott was involved in some way with the death of Helen's sister, and we have a motive right here for why he would do so.
And now that Helen herself is to be married, the same thing that happened to her sister is happening to her, down to having to be in the same room next to Roylott.
And as if we didn't already have enough reason to dislike and suspect him, Roylott's also an abhorrent and abusive man.
I am eager to see how he gets his comeuppance.
Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3
#letters from watson#arthur conan doyle#the speckled band#sherlock holmes#john h watson#helen stoner#julia stoner#grimesby roylott#liveblogging sherlock holmes
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As a young man, Caio Machado was a hot stoner who flaked out on Julia until he got his head straightened out. From that point on, he was devoted to Julia. The learning curve was steep for him as a father, but he had a great relationship with both his daughters and was an excellent grandfather. Farewell, Caio. You will be missed!
(With Caio gone, the plans for the BAH have changed. Julia has moved in with Cameron and Lola, so she won't be alone.)
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Disney Channel's LGBTQ+ Actors
Just a few of Disney Channel’s out LGBTQ+ actors.
Joshua Rush (Andi Mack)
Raven-Symone (That's So Raven, Raven's Home)
Josie Totah (Jessie)
Joey Pollari (Avalon HIgh, Love, Simon)
Lilan Bowden (Andi Mack)
Rowan Blanchard (Girl Meets World)
Garrett Clayton (Teen Beach Movie 1 & 2)
Miley Cyrus (Hannah Montana)
Dove Cameron (Liv & Maddie, Descendants movies)
Corey Fogelmanis (Girl Meets World)
Alyson Stoner (Camp Rock Movies 1 & 2, Mike's Super Short Show)
Karan Brar (Jessie, Bunk'd)
August Kamp (Best Friends Whenever)
Joshua Bassett (Stuck In The Middle, High School Musical: The Musical: The Series). Also, several other actors from this series not pictured: Larry Saperstein, Julia Lester, Frankie Rodriguez, and Joe Serafini. Aired on Disney+ and on Disney Channel.
#Joshua Rush#Raven-Symone#Josie Totah#Andi Mack#Lilan Bowden#Rowan Blanchard#Garrett Clayton#Miley Cyrus#Dove Cameron#Corey Fogelmanis#Alyson Stoner#Joshua Bassett#HSMTMTS#High School Musical: The Musical: The Series#Karan Brar#August Kamp
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JULY BIRTHDAYS
July 1: Curt the Cranky Bear
July 2: Agent S the Peppy Squirrel
July 3: Blaire the Snooty Squirrel
July 4: Apollo the Cranky Eagle and Wilbur the Dodo Pilot
July 5: Samson the Jock Mouse and Reese the Re-Tail Alpaca
July 6: Mira the Sisterly Rabbit
July 7: Bree the Snooty Mouse and Viche the Normal Squirrel
July 8: Jeremiah the Lazy Frog (Jerimiah was a Bullfrog) FISHING TOURNEY DAY
July 9: Static the Cranky Squirrel and Huck the Smug Frog
July 10: Mott the Jock Lion and Toby the Smug Rabbit
July 11: Victoria the Peppy Horse and Filly the Normal Horse
July 12: Olive the Normal Cub and Kapp'n the Kappa Captain
July 13: Twiggy the Peppy Bird
July 14: Dizzy the Lazy Elephant
July 15: Caroline the Normal Squirrel
July 16: Frita the Sisterly Sheep
July 17: Jay the Jock bird and Beppe the Professional (also bird) RV Painter
July 18: Croque the Cranky Frog
July 19: Nibbles the Peppy Squirrel and Pascal the Stoner Otter
July 20: Yuka the Snooty Koala
July 21: Prince the Lazy Frog
July 22: Chow the Cranky Bear BUG-OFF DAY
July 23: Elvis the Cranky Lion
July 24: O'Hare the Smug Rabbit and Rex the Lazy Lion
July 25: Peck the Jock Bird and Nat, Chameleon who originally ran the Bug-Off and Flick's Dad
July 26: Curly the Jock Pig
July 27: Erik the Lazy Deer and Ketchup the Peppy Duck
July 28: Truffles the Peppy Pig that did not get typo-ed as peppa three times
July 29: Lionel the Smug LIon
July 30: Frank the Cranky Eagle
July 31: Grizzly the Cranky Bear and Julia the EXTRA TRANS Snooty Ostrich.
#birthday board#animal crossing#ac_birthday_board#birthday#acnl#acnh#new horizons#july#july birthdays animal crossing#posting a few days early so you have time to prepare if your villager is at the start of the month!
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We've been watching cooking videos today, as is our wont the day after Thanksgiving, and Mum showed me Emeril Lagasse's new show. It's fun, but it also fills me with an odd kind of nostalgia, because as much as Eddie Rambler is based on Guy Fieri, he is also drawn from the pre-internet TV chefs of my childhood (Alton Brown, Ming Tsai, Julia Child in reruns) and perhaps especially Emeril Lagasse.
There's a scene in Infinite Jes where Eddie talks about trying to make his first little cooking videos in a dormitory kitchen behind a locked door, and what a mistake it was because he really needed an audience to play off of. That's 100% Emeril -- his very first cooking show, Essence of Emeril, was the traditional "chef behind a stove talking to the camera" and it's fine, but it's nothing special. Some people can carry a show without an audience, some can't (a good modern example of someone who can is Chef Jean Pierre). But when he got his second show, Emeril Live, where he had humans in the room to talk to, he really started to light up the screen -- which is exactly what I wrote happening to Eddie, with the stoners who walked in on him cooking and accepted his offer of tacos.
Anyway it's just fun to see Emeril cooking for folks again. I still think about him on Emeril Live handing plates of food to the audience and saying "There you go, make friends," whenever Eddie shares his food with someone.
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Review: Funny Story (Emily Henry)
Rating: ★★★★★/5
“All those moments throughout the days, weeks, months that don’t get marked on calendars with hand-drawn stars or little stickers.
Those are the moments that make a life.
Not grand gestures, but mundane details that, over time, accumulate until you have a home, instead of a house.
The things that matter.
The things I can’t stop longing for.
There’s only one place that feeling exists for me, only one person with whom I belong.”
There is no feeling like finishing an Emily Henry book, because there are so many of them that hit me all at once every single time. I adore Daphne and Miles and I want to crawl inside this book and live in it.
It's a funny story, really, how Daphne and Peter met - and also, how they broke up, when Peter realized he had feelings for his best friend Petra just weeks before the wedding. Daphne is picking up the pieces, trying to find her place in life now that she's alone in it, and she moves in with Petra's ex, Miles. Stranded in Peter's town with no friends and no family, Daphne now just has to survive until her big work event passes, until she can leave...unless things change, and she finds a reason to stay.
I typically don't like the fake dating trope, but I feel like EH could write anything and I would adore it, and that was the case here. There isn't too much of the typical miscommunication involved; Daphne is pretty up front from the start, and I love how her and Miles' dynamic develops over the course of their fake relationship. It's fun, it's spicy, it's emotional, and it feels authentic in a way that fake dating often doesn't in other fiction.
I also just feel SO close to Daphne, for so many reasons. She's a librarian, she's a bit jaded (fair), she's passionate about her work but trying so hard to protect herself from being left. I saw myself in her and I wish she was my coworker so we could become best friends.
And Miles isn't typically my type in romance novels either, but boy, did he win me over. He's definitely Nick Miller-coded, this sweet golden retriever stoner who truly has a heart of gold.
I just love how EH writes these stories that take you on an emotional journey without ever hinting that you're going to cry until you're sobbing. In this case, the mother/child relationship that Miles has with his mom, and the father/daughter one that Daphne has with her dad, both just got me, and combined with this amazing cast of characters in town, with Ashleigh and Julia and everyone else being so wonderful and heartfelt - I was a goner from the start, even though I didn't know it.
Emily Henry is such a treat. I adore her, and I will read absolutely anything she publishes.
#booklr#book photography#book picture#book reviews#funny story#emily henry#bookworm#bibliophile#fiction#romance#book community#book aesthetic#book lover#book nerd#my photos#my reviews#mine
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Art by @tsukihasnolife Story by @scoobydoo-ghoulschool Read it on AO3!
INT. WATSON’S ROOM
JOHN Hello, Hello, Hello! It’s Doc Watson here to uh- or just John, John is fine too. Um, but I am here to share another spine chilling case with you lovely listeners. This was a dark one folks, so be cautious. Warnings for death, a couple of those, uh parental abuse, some light usage of the S word, and one inflammatory F bomb by yours truly. If none of that is enough to scare you off, well then, good luck and enjoy the adventure of the Speckled Band.
AUDIO CUT
INT. WATSON’S ROOM
Door opens with a bang.
SHERLOCK Your presence is required in the living room.
John gasps awake. Sherlock removes John’s bed covers.
JOHN Huh? What?
SHERLOCK We have a client. In the living room. Ms. Hudson informed me at 6:45, I let you sleep an extra half hour but you really must be up now.
John yawns.
JOHN It’s 7:15? And you’re awake?
SHERLOCK (darkly) Like I said, Ms. Hudson woke me.
JOHN Alright, alright, uh- let me just get some trousers on.
Sherlock moves to leave.
JOHN (CONT.) Hold on, is that my microphone?
SHERLOCK I assumed you’d want it.
JOHN (pleasantly surprised) Well, uh, yes, thank you.
SHERLOCK You’re welcome. Now come along, Ms. Hudson is bringing up tea.
Intro music plays
INT. 221B BAKER STREET - LIVING ROOM
John enters the living room, trousers successfully retrieved.
JOHN Hello there. John Watson, nice to meet you.
HELEN (quietly) Helen Stoner.
John takes a seat.
JOHN So you're a fan of the podcast?
HELEN Sorry, what?
JOHN Oh I just- the Sherlock & Co podcast. It’s my, well, part of our business. I assumed that’s how you found us.
HELEN No, uh I found you on Reddit actually. r/Holmes. I read about a case with these missing opals, from the account FarintoshRed. I thought Mr. Holmes might be able to help me too.
SHERLOCK I vaguely remember the name Farintosh, the opal tiara even more. Now Ms. Stoner what is it that brings you all the way from Surrey this early in the morning?
HELEN I- Did someone tell you I was coming?
SHERLOCK The return ticket is sticking out of your purse.
HELEN (nervously) Oh, right.
Mariana enters the room.
MARIANA I have several cups of very caffeinated tea and a couple of day-old scones. They're only half rock hard.
JOHN Ah, Mariana, you're an angel.
SHERLOCK Yes, thank you. Although I’d prefer something a little stronger than caffeine…
JOHN Not this early in the morning, please. I’d at least like to keep the substance abuse to an afternoon activity.
MARIANA (to Helen) You can just ignore them.
HELEN Um, thanks.
SHERLOCK So early train, and by the mud on your coat, a taxi before with an unexpected rain shower. A little dangerous to be out by yourself before the sun's up. I assume you took this trip without permission?
MARIANA (whispered to Sherlock) Sherlock, that's a little patronizing.
SHERLOCK It would be if our client wasn’t a teenager.
JOHN (also whispered to Sherlock) Mate she’s got grey hair.
HELEN No he’s right, I’m 17.
JOHN Oh! I’m- God, sorry I just didn’t. Blimey.
HELEN I get that sort of reaction a lot. The hair’s genetic or something. My sister had it too. But that’s sort of why I’ve come. Not because of my hair but um… My 18th birthday’s in a couple weeks and… I think maybe I might be dead before then.
MARIANA (tentatively) And… why do you think that?
HELEN Because it happened to my sister, 2 years ago.
Pause.
HELEN (CONT.) I live with my step father, Greg Roylott, uh in this old family estate of his, Stoke Moran. My mum married him when my sister and I were both two. And you know, everything was fine, we were a totally normal family, but when my mum died, when we were about eight, uh, well Greg got really depressed. We were all torn up about it, but he… he could get really, really angry. The last couple of years my sister and I had to get him out of a lot of bad situations. Julia- my sister, she had a really hard time with it. Kids at school could get pretty nasty about it all, and I mean everyone in our village talks. It was a lot, still is a lot. But she decided, two years ago, that she'd had enough. She snuck off one night to stay with one of my mum's old friends, Honoria Westphail, for a couple of weeks.
SHERLOCK And you stayed?
HELEN Greg is- he's the only father I've ever known. I thought you know- everyone deals with grief differently, if I just gave him enough time... He never touched me or Julia.
SHERLOCK But Julia ran away.
HELEN Yeah, and not just. Ms. Westphail was helping her file for emancipation. We were both 15, and she didn't even have a bank account yet, but she wanted to get as far away from Greg as possible. She needed the money from our mother's inheritance.
SHERLOCK Which neither of you receive until your 18th birthday.
JOHN Or you're legally declared independent.
HELEN Right. But then Greg, he, well he reached out to Julia, said he wanted to make amends, that he'd been talking with people, trying to get better. I thought he was telling the truth, I mean at that point it had been weeks since he'd gotten into a fight in town, or come home drunk from the pub.
Helen pauses.
HELEN (CONT.) (voice choked) I convinced Julia to come back when he asked her over for dinner.
MARIANA If you want to take a moment-
Helen sniffs.
HELEN No it's- I can keep going. Dinner went fine, I mean Julia and Greg were never the closest, but you could tell he was trying. He didn't even bring up the whole emancipation dealings. We all went to bed around the same time, but Julia had come into my room complaining of a headache pretty soon after that. Greg likes smoking these Indian cigars before bed, and Julia and his rooms have connected ventilation, and she, uh, was always sensitive to smells like that. I didn’t mind the company, there was this awful storm going on outside, and in a house as old as ours, it gets kind of spooky.
JOHN Old manor house on a dark and stormy night? I bet.
HELEN Exactly. And um, Julie only stayed for a bit but- she asked me if I'd heard any whistling at night while she’d been gone. Like a tea kettle going off, I remember her describing it. It was such a weird question, and I know I hadn't heard anything like it before, but like I said the house is really old, and we don't have the money for many repairs. I just told her it had to be some drafty part of the house. I don’t think she actually ever believed me… and then uh, that's when she went back to her room. I watched her lock her door.
SHERLOCK Did you both routinely lock your doors at night?
HELEN Yeah, force of habit I guess. When we were younger we were always scared the Cheetah or Baboon would escape in the middle of the night.
Weighted Pause.
JOHN Er- Cheetah and Baboon?
HELEN Sorry, yeah, Greg's dad, back in the 80's was mad obsessed with India I guess? He lived there for a while, and he decided to like- make an attraction of the old Manor. There used to be a pretty massive menagerie of Indian wildlife attached to the house. Honestly it's why Greg had no money coming into the marriage with my mum. His dad spent it all. These days all that's left are the Cheetah and Baboon. Just one more reason for people to talk, you know?
MARIANA I can imagine...
SHERLOCK So the door was locked.
Helen takes a deep breath.
HELEN I woke up to her screaming. It was- I've never heard anything like that scream. Then there it was, a whistle, like a tea kettle, and uh then this large metal clang, and it shocked me enough I was able to get myself out of bed.
SHERLOCK The locked door-?
HELEN She was able to open it herself. That’s how I found her, the door opened before I got to it. She was- her eyes were bulging, and I could- I could see the veins in her forehead. The storm had knocked out the power by then but she was holding her phone flashlight. I- I caught her there, in the hallway. She fell into my arms and I could tell she couldn’t breath, she couldn’t- but she managed to tell me “Helen! It was the band! The speckled band!” That’s how Greg found us, I don’t remember much after. I think he tried to do CPR, and I called 999… She was dead before they got there.
MARIANA (very sincerely) I am so sorry.
Helen continues as if she hasn’t heard.
HELEN I was… shell shocked. Everyone was pointing fingers at our step-dad, and even then I couldn’t, I couldn’t really believe. The windows of her room are barred, the fireplace was bricked up, the door was locked. There’s nothing he could have done to her.
JOHN The coroner couldn’t find anything? No foul play, no poison in her system?
HELEN I know they did a thorough search, like I said everyone was sure Greg had something to do with it. There wasn’t anything. Eventually they marked it down as a “cerebral embolism”.
Helen gives a very sharp laugh
HELEN (CONT.) She was 15!
Heavy pause. Helen collects herself.
SHERLOCK This all happened two years ago, you’ve had time to doubt him, to look for help elsewhere- but something changed recently. Ms. Stoner, what happened?
HELEN Last week, Greg said that- there was some work around my room that needed to be done. Structural stuff that needed to be fixed. He moved me into Julia’s bedroom and- (Helen takes a shuddering breath) I heard the whistle. Last night, Mr. Holmes, I heard the whistle again.
AUDIO CUT
Interlude music plays briefly.
INT. 221A BAKER STREET - MARIANA’S OFFICE
MARIANA I’ll make sure she gets to the train station alright. I have a bad feeling about leaving her alone.
JOHN Thank you, Mariana… God I can’t- doesn’t this feel a little wrong? That we’re her last line of defense I mean?
MARIANA I suppose, it is frustrating that it’s taken all this for something to be done. But there’s no one I trust more than Sherlock to help her. She only has us, but at least it’s us.
JOHN Right. No you’re right.
Pause.
MARIANA I’ll see you in a bit.
JOHN Be safe.
The front door to 221 Baker Street opens. The sounds of the street filter in. The door closes and it is quiet once more.
JOHN (to the listeners) So, we’ve taken the case. Obviously. There’s still a part of me that can’t quite believe it, but well- it was hard to say anything but yes.
John enters the flat.
INT. 221B BAKER STREET - LIVING ROOM
JOHN I’ve got us train tickets leaving in an hour. You better start packing.
SHERLOCK I’ve already finished. I’ve got noise canceling headphones, my pistol and my toothbrush.
JOHN (john laughs) Ah, planning on shooting your mouth off then?
SHERLOCK (baffled) What? No, of course not.
JOHN No its- it’s a joke from M*A*S*H. Ya know- Frank took his gun and his toothbrush, there he goes shooting his mouth off again… I’m realizing, suddenly, this was one of my more obscure references so I am… going to stop.
SHERLOCK Good.
Pause. John takes a deep breath in.
JOHN You don't think we're being pranked do you? I mean, that was all- a little mad. I mean the Cheetah and Baboon detail? It sounds like something that would go viral on TikTok.
SHERLOCK You’re only saying that because she’s 17. It was the truth, every detail of it, there's no doubt in my mind. Besides, the Indian menagerie in Surrey is about the easiest detail to corroborate, here look.
Sherlock hands over his phone.
JOHN “They Bought a Zoo Before it was Cool: the sordid tale of Surrey’s oldest family and their lost fortune” Jeeze, okay. So not a TikTok prank then.
John sighs.
JOHN (CONT.) Maybe I just don't want to imagine someone willing to kill a 15 year old girl. I mean… why?
SHERLOCK Why else Watson? Money. In both instances, Julia’s emancipation, and Helen’s 18th birthday, he loses the money from their mother’s inheritance.
Pause.
JOHN You don't think Helen was lying about Roylott not... not hitting them do you?
SHERLOCK (carefully) No, she was telling the truth there too, I assume that would leave too much evidence for the courts. There are other ways to keep someone under control...
JOHN Well Roylott better hope we don't meet up with him anytime soon, I swear I see his face and it's one, two lights out.
SHERLOCK You may be getting that wish sooner than later.
JOHN What do you mean?
SHERLOCK Greg Roylott is on our front stoop-
The downstairs door slams open. Muffled yelling. Heavy footsteps.
JOHN Oh God, I forgot to lock it when Mariana left.
SHERLOCK (harshly) Get back from the door. The heavy footsteps approach faster.
JOHN Well this one is locked- The door to 221B is thrown open with a crash.
JOHN Shit!
DR. ROYLOTT Where is she? Where the Hell is my daughter?!
JOHN Sir you can't just barge in here-!
DR. ROYLOTT Which one of you is Holmes?
SHERLOCK That would be me, but I'm afraid you have the advantage, I don't know you.
DR. ROYLOTT Dr. Gregory Roylott, as if you don't know you slippery bastard.
SHERLOCK Of course Doctor, please have a seat. We were just finishing our morning tea.
DR. ROYLOTT I'm not here for tea, my step-daughter's been here. I tracked her phone so don't try and lie Holmes. She was here not 4 minutes ago.
JOHN Now hold on-
SHERLOCK You know, it is a little cold for this time of the year.
JOHN (under his breath) What?
DR. ROYLOTT What's she said to you?!
SHERLOCK But I have heard we'll be getting an early spring, the crocuses are close to blooming. I have a feeling it's going to be quite lovely.
DR. ROYLOTT Oh come off it, I know what you’re doing! I looked you up online, you're a couple of con artists looking to make a buck off my girl, huh? Put her on your bloody podcast right? She's 17, what are two men of your age doing letting her into your flat? I could have the police-
Sherlock laughs. It goes on longer than it should.
SHERLOCK Your conversational skills are entertaining, when you leave, mind closing the door. Like I said, it is cold for this time of the year.
Pause. Dr. Roylott chuckles darkly.
DR. ROYLOTT Alright, have it your way. But hear this, stay away from my girl, I'm a man of means, I wouldn't take my threats lightly gentleman.
Dr. Roylott turns to leave.
JOHN (very sarcastically) Great meeting you Mr. Roylott.
DR. ROYLOTT It’s Dr. Roylott to you.
JOHN Yeah well, it’s Dr. Watson to you, you pratt.
Dr. Roylott leaves. The door is slammed with tremendous force.
John lets out a very relieved sigh.
Sherlock laughs again.
SHERLOCK Fine fellow, we’ll have to have him round again.
JOHN (not paying attention) I think he broke the door hinges!
SHERLOCK I suppose it’s best it didn’t come to anything physical, but I’m fairly certain I could have taken him. He lagged slightly to the right.
JOHN (still not paying attention) He definitely broke the door.
SHERLOCK Grab your stuff Watson, I think it’s time we were on our way as well.
JOHN You know I’ll have to call Mariana about this.
AUDIO CUT
INT. LONDON WATERLOO TRAIN STATION
The noises of a busy train station. The intermingling of engines, voices, and footsteps.
JOHN Yeah, I know- clear off the hinges. Forced the lock through the door frame- (pause) Alright. Thanks Mariana. Yep. Yeah. Talk soon, bye. (to Sherlock) The whole door’s gonna have to be replaced, can you believe that?
SHERLOCK Yes, I think you’ve mentioned it once or twice now.
JOHN Sorry, I’m just coming to the realization I live in a world where a man can literally break down my door in one go.
John sighs. A distant intercom plays.
JOHN (NARRATING) I suppose now is as good a time as any for some shout outs. I’m still new to Tumblr but the community on there has been nothing but supportive, so I’ve some awesome people I’d like to mention from there. So special hello to @tsukihasnolife who I’ve already commissioned to do some incredible art for this episode. We’ve also got @eardefenders, @starfruitsomething and @littleoceanbabe who I hear are all working hard on a flash bang for other fans of Sherlock & Co. Not sure what a flash bang is, but I appreciate the publicity and support! And lets see maybe some people from Twitter or er X now-
SHERLOCK Watson the train.
JOHN Oh God, yeah. Uh, bye! Thanks again.
AUDIO CUT
INT. UBER
The car drives alone on the road, engine humming softly.
JOHN We are back in Surrey listeners, you may remember the last time we were here was for the case of the Solitary Cyclist. (to Sherlock) You know maybe we should check in with Violet-
SHERLOCK I sincerely doubt Ms. Carruthers would enjoy seeing us Waston. We were at least slightly culpable in her brother's outburst.
JOHN (muttered) I wasn't the one with the gun. (John coughs) But Uh- yeah, yeah that's probably for the best.
DRIVER So where are you guys headed exactly?
SHERLOCK (in his just-one-of-the-mates voice) Stoke Moran, I've heard it's a real piece of work.
DRIVER Yeah, the place should be demolished if you ask me, it’s a death trap.
SHERLOCK Well that's why we're here, come to make a couple of estimates for the bloke who lives up there.
DRIVER Fair warning mate, lots of contractors have been through there. The Doctor, Roylott, he doesn't have the money to pay.
SHERLOCK Really? Big family estate like that with no money?
JOHN Sherlock, look-
SHERLOCK Sorry, would you mind stopping here?
DRIVER We're still a mile out-
JOHN We like the fresh air, thanks for the ride. Uh- five stars!
John and Sherlock exit the car. The car drives off.
EXT. THE GROUNDS OF STOKE MORAN
JOHN That is Helen over there isn't it?
SHERLOCK (in his normal voice) Yes. Probably best we catch her here, I don't want to get too close to the house until we're sure the good Doctor is nowhere near. (voice raised) Ms. Stoner!
Sherlock and John walk to catch up with Helen. Helen approaches, slightly out of breath.
HELEN Hi. I was hoping I’d catch your car on the way in.
SHERLOCK We had a visit with your step-father this morning, just after you left.
HELEN (taken off guard) What but I- he’s barely ever up by 11, and no one would have told him-
SHERLOCK You’re phone Ms. Stoner, I’m afraid he’s been tracking your phone. I would suggest checking your settings for the parental controls he installed without your knowledge.
HELEN If he knows that I- that I came to you-
SHERLOCK If he makes any motion to harm you Ms. Stoner we will personally escort you to Ms. Westphail’s house tonight. But I doubt with the way things are turning out he will try anything that obvious.
JOHN Like busting down a door.
HELEN What?!
Sherlock clears his throat pointedly.
SHERLOCK We’re getting ourselves a room at the village Inn, we have no intention of leaving you alone. Now Ms. Stoner is it possible we could enter the house undetected? I would very much like to see your sister and Dr. Roylott’s rooms.
HELEN Yeah, yeah I can manage that. He had work in London today, I thought- anyway he won’t be back till this evening.
SHERLOCK Lead the way Ms. Stoner
AUDIO CUT
EXT. STOKE MORAN
JOHN (out of breath) We are just now approaching the manor. It's uh- it really is something to see. Which since you can't see listeners, you'll have to take my word for it. Stoke Moran is uh grey, and big. Uh- I can do better than that, hold on. It's... lichen-blotched stone, with a high central portion and two curving wings, like the... claws of a crab. Sort of. Like if a crab had its pincers raised, you know? The left crab claw has broken windows blocked with wooden boards, and the roof is partly caved in, a uh picture of ruin. The middle bit- the body I guess? It’s in okay shape, it’s got some large observation windows near the ground floor. The right-claw looks to be the only section of the house that's still livable. Pretty modern, at least it's got blinds in the windows, and appears to be standing on its own.
HELEN What’s he doing?
SHERLOCK Narrating. He does it when he’s nervous.
JOHN I do it because a podcast is an auditory experience. Can’t exactly wave a camera around to show them- hold on, what’s this over here?
HELEN Oh I wouldn’t-
An animal screeches, a mammal howl, and it slams itself into its glass walled enclosure.
John screams.
The microphone falls. Helen and Sherlock break out into surprised laughter.
HELEN (through laughter) That's the menagerie. Sorry.
The Baboon calls out softly through the glass. There's rustling as John quickly retrieves the microphone.
Sherlock and Helen continue to laugh.
JOHN Seriously, how is this even legal?
AUDIO CUT
INT. STOKE MORAN MANOR - JULIA'S ROOM
A door creaks open slowly. Helen, Sherlock and John enter the room, footsteps echoing loudly.
HELEN So this is- this is Julia’s room. Mine’s just next door to the right, and then to the left is Greg’s room.
SHERLOCK And this is where you’re currently staying because of the restoration work?
HELEN Yes.
Sherlock walks around the room.
SHERLOCK These bed drapes- were they Julia’s?
HELEN Uh- no. No they weren’t really her taste. I think Greg had them put up when she was living with Ms. Westphail.
JOHN (darkly) He seems to have a habit of making living decisions for you.
Sherlock steps up onto the bed, bed springs squeal.
JOHN (CONT.) (pained) Sherlock, your shoes on the bed-
SHERLOCK (ignoring John) This ventilator, right above the bed, does it work?
HELEN Oh that, no, at least not since I’ve moved in. It’s completely freezing here at night.
SHERLOCK Interesting for such a recent refurbishment. Do you remember when this was installed?
HELEN Uh- it- it actually may have been around the same time as Greg hung the bed drapes. When Julia was gone.
Sherlock jumps down from the bed.
SHERLOCK I think I’ve seen enough here. Would you mind leading us to your step-father’s room?
HELEN Sure, like I said, It’s right next door.
Helen, Sherlock and John leave the room.
INT. STOKE MORAN MANOR - DR. ROYLOTT’S ROOM
The door to Roylott’s room opens. John gives a low whistle.
JOHN Well. This is- something.
HELEN Yeah, it’s a lot. Mostly stuff he inherited from his dad.
JOHN For our listeners, the Doctor has, well lots of… collectables lets say, I am presuming from India. Almost every wall and shelf is covered in Hindu icon paintings and sculptures.
SHERLOCK Murtis, not icons. They’re meant to be used in homes and temples for worship. Not... as collectables.
JOHN Yeah, so- it’s extremely distasteful. Not like I needed another reason to dislike this guy. Besides all of the uh- memorabilia in the Doctor’s room, there’s this massive safe- and uh, a bowl of milk is set on top. Helen, do you happen to have a cat around here?
HELEN (pause) No. I’m allergic.
JOHN Could be for the Cheetah, maybe?
SHERLOCK Perhaps… Helen, is it your step father that deals with the animals?
HELEN Er, not really. He feeds em, but he stays out of their enclosures. Honestly he doesn’t pay much attention to them these days. He’s got a vet who comes to see them every couple months or so- but she comes by with her own equipment.
Sherlock moves further into the room.
SHERLOCK Have you ever seen him use this?
HELEN No. What is that?
SHERLOCK It’s a catch pole. Normally these are used by professionals in animal control.
HELEN Right- well maybe the vet left it behind last time she was here?
Pause.
SHERLOCK Possibly… Well Ms. Stoner, I have seen what I’ve needed.
HELEN Well, do you know how it happened? How he did it?
SHERLOCK I can’t answer that quite yet. But we will be back tonight. Your old room, you can still comfortably sleep there at the moment?
HELEN (guardedly) I could…
SHERLOCK Good. Tonight, when your step-father falls asleep, shine a light through your bedroom window, and then leave to sleep there. Watson and I will be spending the night in your place. We will see for ourselves what plans he had for you.
AUDIO CUT
Musical interlude.
INT. SURREY INN - JOHN AND SHERLOCK’S ROOM
The room is quiet. John taps absentmindedly at the microphone. It is super annoying.
SHERLOCK You have a question?
JOHN No. Nope, just… thinking.
SHERLOCK (begrudgingly) I’m not certain what it is.
JOHN But you have a pretty good idea.
SHERLOCK I’ve been wrong before.
JOHN (skeptical) Rarely. If ever.
SHERLOCK You have theories I’m sure.
JOHN Not- not really. The new heating vent that doesn't work… that’s unusual, and purposeful. I thought maybe a nerve gas agent-
Sherlock makes a quiet noise of dissent.
JOHN But- I know that makes no sense, so I’ve got nothing. And then there's the whole issue of the speckled band... a clothing item, a poison...
SHERLOCK You’re picking up on the important details.
JOHN So are you going to share with the class what's actually going on?
SHERLOCK We’ll see tonight. Or we won’t.
JOHN (joking) I see how it is, plausible deniability. Can’t be wrong if you don’t say it out loud.
SHERLOCK John.
JOHN Yes?
SHERLOCK I think you should get some sleep before tonight.
JOHN Right, yeah. (pause) You’re not wrong though, whatever you're thinking, I know you’re not wrong.
Pause.
JOHN (CONT.) Goodnight.
Pause. John settles into bed.
SHERLOCK Thank you.
AUDIO CUT
Musical interlude
SHERLOCK Watson. Wake up, Ms. Stoner has given us the signal.
John shifts in bed. He yawns.
JOHN I really hope this isn’t a habit you're developing. Waking me up in the early hours of the morning I mean.
SHERLOCK Come along, Watson, no time to dawdle.
JOHN Dawdle. Funny word, dawdle. Dawdle. dawdle... and now it just sounds fake. (pause) Hang on… where did you get a cane?
AUDIO CUT
EXT. STOKE MORAN
JOHN (out of breath) We are back on the grounds of Stoke Moran, making our way up to the house. And- I am really wishing we could pick cases that didn’t require so much walking in the dark.
SHERLOCK We’re close to the door Helen said she’d leave open for us. Keep quiet, and keep your flashlight down.
JOHN Yep. Yep got it. Uh- aren’t we also close by to the-
Something thumps against the glass wall. Sherlock yelps.
The Baboon gives a howling laugh, tearing away from the window.
Sherlock takes in several gasping breaths. John snickers.
JOHN See? Not so funny when it’s you, the Baboon jumps.
SHERLOCK No. Comment.
John laughs quietly. He moves forward.
JOHN The doors over here by the way.
AUDIO CUT
INT. STOKE MORAN MANOR - JULIA’S ROOM
JOHN So we took a back entrance that Helen showed us early today. We have safely made it into Julia’s old room. So… now we just wait and listen for a whistle I guess.
SHERLOCK I’ll take the bed, under the vent. For your safety, the rocking chair in the corner is best.
JOHN You just don’t want me to accidentally fall asleep on a stake out again.
SHERLOCK (whispered) It is imperative we stay as quiet as possible now.
JOHN (whispered back) Of course.
SHERLOCK Which means we’ll be sitting in silence for a good portion of the night.
JOHN Yeah mate, I know how quiet works.
SHERLOCK I thought a warning might be nice.
JOHN Well, thanks, I appreciate that. (to himself and the microphone) Of all the things he chooses to warn me about and- oh Christ, the listeners, right-
AUDIO CUT
JOHN (whispered) It is… currently four in the morning. We haven’t heard a peep. I don’t know if we scared Roylott off today, or threw him off his game, but I don’t know if it’s happening tonight.
SHERLOCK Watson.
JOHN What? Did you hear something?
SHERLOCK No.
JOHN Alright. Yeah, quiet. I can do quiet.
SHERLOCK Watson...
JOHN Sorry yeah-
SHERLOCK No, listen!
A high pitched whistle blows softly from above.
SHERLOCK Stay back.
JOHN Hold on, let me get my camera light on, I can’t see.
SHERLOCK No, John the vent is opening!
A large CLANG as Sherlock’s cane hits the vent. A hiss, something slithers back through the vent away from them.
Dr. Roylott SCREAMS from the other room.
JOHN (panicked) What on Earth was that?
SHERLOCK We’ll need the light Watson, hurry.
INT. STOKE MORAN - DR. ROYLOTT’S ROOM
Rushed footsteps. A door bursts open.
Roylott moans.
JOHN Fuck! Is that-?
DR. ROYLOTT (strained and slightly slurred) Get it off me!
JOHN A snake, the speckled band was a snake?!
SHERLOCK Hand me the catch pole. By his leg, there!
JOHN Right-
John moves, he grabs the catch pole. Sherlock takes the pole. The snake hisses, Roylott blubbers in panic and pain.
SHERLOCK The safe, open the door to the safe!
JOHN The- oh! There’s a whole terrarium in there.
The snake hisses again. Louder.
SHERLOCK Watson!
JOHN Got it!
The safe is forced open more. Sherlock places the angered snake inside. John closes the safe with a loud METALLIC CLANG.
John gives a sigh of relief. Roylott moans again, and then tumbles to the floor.
DR. ROYLOTT (gasping) It’s- Swamp Adder- the venom- it bit me.
JOHN Oh God, right, okay, just, hold on- Dr. Roylott, I need you to stay calm. (to Sherlock) Call emergency services! He’s going into anaphylactic shock, I can’t-
SHERLOCK (seriously) They won’t have the anti-venom.
JOHN Just call! I don’t- Maybe I can do another tracheotomy, there’s got to be a pen around here, maybe a letter opener.
John stands. He looks frantically for tools to help.
SHERLOCK John-
JOHN I’m thinking!
SHERLOCK John!
JOHN What?!
SHERLOCK He’s dead.
JOHN But he- (pause) His pulse stopped.
SHERLOCK I’ll call now.
JOHN Um- yeah. Okay. (pause) I’ll- I’ll go get Helen. I’ll see if we can get a hold of Ms. Westphail.
Tense pause.
SHERLOCK He did it to himself, John. He did this to Julia, and he was going to do it to Helen.
JOHN (strained) You’re right, yeah. (John sniffs) I’ll go get Helen.
John leaves, the door closes softly behind him.
AUDIO CUT
Musical interlude.
INT. JOHN’S ROOM
JOHN Well folks, that is the end of the case. Say au revoir to the speckled band, which is now, along with the Cheetah and Baboon being safely handled by some animal conservationist group. Apparently cheetahs are a very endangered species so, Roylott was definitely keeping that illegally. Um, as for Helen, she is now happily settled with her aunt. Obviously, this was a bit of a shock for her but… she’s, she’s in a better place now thank God. And Roylott, well you all know how he ended up. I don’t uh- I don't have much else to say other than that. The Swamp Adder venom really-
The door to the bedroom opens. Sherlock walks in.
SHERLOCK Oh, you’re not done yet.
JOHN Nope, just doing the wrap up.
SHERLOCK Do you mind?
JOHN No, come on in. I was just talking about the Swamp Adder.
Pause.
SHERLOCK You know... there’s no such thing.
JOHN What?
SHERLOCK He misidentified the snake, there’s no such thing as a Swamp Adder.
JOHN But we saw it-
SHERLOCK We saw an Indian Saw-Scaled viper, Echis Carinatus if you want to be technical, and while extremely venomous, it is by no means the most venomous snake in India. That would be the Common Krait.
JOHN You know all that, but you couldn’t name one Madonna song last week at the pub?
SHERLOCK Well the next time Madonna gains the ability to inject 12 milligrams of venom into her victims in one bite, then I’ll try my best to remember her discography.
JOHN Right okay, well you heard it here folks, world class detective, violinist, podcast co-host, Sherlock Holmes, can also add snake expert to his list of accomplishments.
SHERLOCK Herpetologist.
JOHN What?
SHERLOCK An expert in reptiles and amphibians, a Herpetologist.
JOHN Okay that- that can’t be real.
AUDIO CUTS. OUTRO MUSIC PLAYS.
END OF PART ONE OF ONE
#submission#sherlock and co#sherlock & co#flashbang event#sherlock homes#john watson#mariana ametxazurra
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Complete Thoughts on the TDI Reboot Season 2
Well, the remaining episodes of season two are out in the wild, and since I'm snowed in today I've been able to watch them all multiple times. Now that the season is over, here are my overall thoughts on all of the characters, their plotlines, eliminations, etc. Spoilers below the cut, obviously.
First, a quick recap on everyone I talked about in my analyses of episodes one through eight.
As a Scary Girl fan it was disappointing seeing her get booted first, but understandable since at the end of the day she is mostly a gimmick character.
Chase I was glad to see go early, since his subplot with Emma had run its course and was pretty much the only thing Chase had going for him.
I wasn't too broken up about Millie going home third, since she'd already been a major character in season one. I just wish Priya had had more of a reaction to her best friend getting voted off, but more on her later.
Emma being eliminated early on was a surprise, since I thought she could get an arc of finally moving on from Chase now that she'd broken up with him for good. I guess there's always season three, if gen 4 gets one.
I have mixed feelings on Nichelle. On the one hand it was cool seeing how she'd been training in between seasons and become a much better player. On the other hand her elimination was really, really stupid. Like my least favorite of the entire season. A fake movie contract that she never even questions the validity of or even how it got there in the first place? Seriously??
Bowie was great for the few episodes he lasted. His whole subplot of being torn between MK and Julia's cheating to help them win while also not wanting to disappoint Raj made for some excellent drama in the first third of the season.
I'm also mixed on Axel and Ripper. On the one hand Axel got some depth showing that she's a bit of a romantic under her rough exterior, and Ripper was much more tolerable here than he was in season one. Unfortunately they got a major downgrade after they hooked up, being more concerned about making out than actually, you know, focusing on the competition to win a million dollars. Also Chris calling them both eliminated when Ripper grabbed Axel as the Drone of Despair was carrying her off? Yeah that was kinda cheap.
Lastly, Zee. I really enjoyed Zee, he constantly got laughs out of me. But once again, his elimination had me scratching my head because how the hell did he learn everyone's secrets in the first place? Did he walk in on everyone doing something embarrassing like with Priya kissing her pillow? Or did everyone decide that the soda stoner seemed like a trustworthy guy to share their secrets with?
And now for the final seven. And boy what a mixed bag they were.
Damien was pretty good this season. I really liked how he made an effort to compete this time around despite still being scared of pretty much everything on the island. I actually had him pegged as a potential finalist and was sad to see him go when he got outplayed by Julia stealing the Invincibility Idol out from under him.
Priya and Caleb... hooo boy, Priya and Caleb. I'll be honest, this whole season-long romantic subplot was kind of a mess. So first they had Caleb only wanting an alliance partner in Priya while she was crushing on him, only for Caleb to actually catch feelings for her, which then imploded after Zee revealed Caleb's original intentions. Then they had a whole deal with Julia manipulating both of them to try to keep them apart, and THEN they had Caleb make an alliance with Julia to save himself, which caused friction between him and Priya because Caleb doesn't wanna go back on his word?? It honestly felt like the writers were just throwing anything at the wall to see what stuck, and as a result the whole plotline felt like a tangled mess. Also this resulted in Priya getting a ton of screen time after she was already one of the main characters in season one. I can't call this the worst romantic subplot in TDI history because there have been way worse, but it also wasn't great either.
Wayne and Raj I'm also mixed on. I liked them in the first third where they opposed MK and Julia's cheating, but after that they were just kind of there. Honestly I wish they'd kept some of that animosity going into the merge and set the Hockey Bros up as season-long rivals for MK and Julia. In fact they could have used that for motivation for Wayne in the final challenge against Julia and Caleb, which would have given his ultimate victory more emotional weight. While I don't hate Wayne winning, I feel like it could've been done in a more interesting way.
Lastly, MK and Julia. These girls were easily the best part of the season for me. I loved their friendship born of mutual respect for each other's skills, to the point where MK wasn't even mad and honestly impressed when Julia pulled one over on her to get voted off. While I'm a little disappointed it didn't evolve into a full romance, I still enjoyed their friendship. Plus I feel like the seeds have been planted for a future romance if we get a third season, and overall the fandom has been given a lot to work with.
As for Julia herself, she really came into her own as an antagonist this season after sharing that role with Bowie in season one. Granted some of her methods did feel a little forced (see Nichelle and Caleb above), and it felt like there was untapped potential for a rivalry between her and the Hockey Bros, but overall I really enjoyed Julia.
And there you have it. Overall, I think I'd give this season a 6.5/10. There were a lot of elements I liked, but an equal amount of stuff I didn't enjoy. It's not as good as the best of Total Drama, but also nowhere near as bad as the worst. Personally I would love to get a new season with this cast, I feel like there's still a lot of untapped potential here.
#hugh jidiot rambles#total drama island#tdi 2023#total drama spoilers#td scary girl#td chase#td millie#td emma#td nichelle#td bowie#td axel#td ripper#td zee#td mk#td damien#td raj#td wayne#td caleb#td priya#td julia
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I loved Julia since the start and I'm finally being fed 🥰
Look at this distinguished lady!
Look at the way she is sitting!
Her voice is so nice to listen to. I love her so much! I was right!!!! She's a stoner!
OMG, I can't believe she has a crush on resident mean girl Nichelle
Bonus: boys being silly bromantic boys
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Vote for your favourite, the top 9 will proceed in the bracket. Since theyre all different shapes and sizes, make sure to click into the full views!
Paget Eliminations // Other Artist Eliminations
Full captions and details for each illustration below the cut:
All Sidney Paget illustrations are for the Strand Jul 1891 - Dec 1904
"He tore the mask from his face." Scandal in Bohemia Characters: King of Bohemia, Watson, Holmes
"For a long time he remained there." Boscombe Valley Characters: Holmes
"Her face blanched with terror." Speckled Band Characters: Julia and Helen Stoner
"Arthur caught him." Beryl Coronet Characters: Arthur Holder, Sir George Burnwell
"What may you be wantin'?" Yellow Face Characters: Scotch Housekeeper, Grant Munro
"The point is a simple one." Reigate Squires Characters: Colonel Hayter, Mr Acton, Watson, Holmes
"The view was sordid enough." Naval Treaty Characters: Watson, Holmes
"He glanced swiftly over it." Hound of the Baskervilles Characters: Dr Mortimer, Sir Henry, Watson, Holmes
"It was a prostrate man face downwards upon the ground." Hound of the Baskervilles Characters: Selden, Holmes, Watson
"A little, wizened man darted out." Norwood Builder Characters: Oldacre, Watson, Holmes, Lestrade, Police
"He sank down upon the sea-chest, and looked helplessly from one of us to the other." Black Peter Characters: John Hopley Neligan, Hopkins, Holmes, Watson
"Holmes had bounded across the room and had wrenched a small phial from her hand." Golden Pince-nez Characters: Prof Coram, Watson, Holmes, Anna, Hopkins
#acd holmes#sherlock holmes#tumblr bracket#sherlock holmes illustrations#elim poll#sp elim#polls full bracket
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Too much weed discourse. Here’s the gospel truth:
Chase: Pretends he’s smoked weed but gets the details obviously wrong. Would believe you if you sold him a bag of crushed oregano and told him it was bud and then he would eat it and start acting insane. He takes an edible and starts crying and puking because he’s so high (it’s like 10mg)
Emma: Would never smoke weed, I don’t think she has many opinions on it though. She would get really mad at Chase for getting high and doing stupid shit tho
Ripper: Similar to Chase but when he takes edibles he takes like ten of them and starts running around naked and screaming
Zee: I mean they’re basically canonically a stoner but I saw this post by @td-hateblog on how funny it would be if Zee didn’t know what weed was and was just Like That and honestly I don’t know which idea I like more
Axel: Thinks weed will destroy her survival skills and avoids it like the plague
Nichelle: Used a cart once because idk celebrity connections and didn’t really like it
Bowie: Similar to Nichelle, tried it like once and thought it was mid as fuck. Also I think he’d be really grossed out by the resin which, fair
Raj: Afraid of smoking weed but is nice about it
Wayne: Not afraid of smoking weed but he isn’t interested. He’s chill about it though
Julia: Definitely smoked a lot of weed before the show but then she got sober and became a girlboss (read: aggressive)
Priya: Also afraid of weed and would be horrified if someone offered it to her
Millie: Wouldn’t use weed but would definitely want to be in the room observing people when they’re high
Damien: I honestly don’t know. Probably uses it like once in a while at parties but not a lot. He knows like all the chemistry and health pros & cons though
Caleb: He literally doesn’t have a personality idfk
MK: Smokes a cart like once a week
Scary Girl: Hits a bong like five times in a row and acts totally normal by her standards and everyone is astounded
#tw drugs#tw weed#alex’s td rambles#idk if this counts as spoilers#edit: carts are thc cartridges for vaporizers 👍
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Holy fuck the new Total Drama is SO GOOD
I actually WANT TO DRAW SO BAD-
I also wrote shipping notes while watching so I'll dump these here, please send me your ships i wanna hear about them:
Total Drama 2023 Ship Ideas:
Scary Girl x Damien: “Excuse me sir, he asked for no pickles.”
Priya x Ripper: Sort of a crack ship but they are TOTALLY enemies to lovers.
Zee x Julia: Zee is the calm stoner down to earth dude Julia tried to appear as, HE WILL CALM HER ASS DOWN and then they will kiss !!!!!!!!
Raj x Bowie:DUHHHHH
Chase x Julia ???? Cause they’re like influencers and stuff, and maybe Julia could warm up to Chase’s dumbassery
Julia x Ripper cause of the eating challenge idk they just had good tension
OK I give in Millie and Priya are in love
Millie and ripper should be besties since they teamed up in the last episode
Nichelle x Axel cause they sat next to each other in the last ep they need to be besties. Like Nichelle was a phone and Axel is the REAL DEAL!!!
MK and Caleb should be besties,
(I wrote these while on a 22 hr flight so if they are incomprehensible then yk why)
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Poker Face (level 0 hes really shit at this)
read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/RMw7K8e by percypers In : “ONLY THE BEST AVATARS (+ Bouchard)” Group Chat [3:30 am] Whore Bastard : Lets say, completely hypothetically of course, if I were to hide drugs in my house, where do you all think I’d hide them? Killers kid : up your arse. Silly Archivist : Im sorry, are you looking for drugs? Toy Soldier! : Elias Is Doing Drugs? Oh But Thats Bad For Him! And I Really Dont Want To But I Might Need His Healthy Skin In The Future! Whore Bastard : … Whore Bastard : Helpful, truly. -------------------------- OR : Author wants to write a long form more serious fic about OG Elias getting his body back, but isn't prepared for that. so you get a dubiously updated chatfic!! Timeline is screwed, but sasha is here sooo!! POSSIBLE SPOILERS FOR ALL SEASONS (This is a Jonah Magnus hate zone) Words: 911, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Series: Part 1 of OG Elias gets his body back!!>!!?!"$": Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: Gen, M/M Characters: Original Elias Bouchard, Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist, Martin Blackwood, Tim Stoker (The Magnus Archives), Sasha James, Oliver Banks, Agnes Montague, Jude Perry, Melanie King, Julia Montauk, Alice "Daisy" Tonner, Jared Hopworth, Jane Prentiss, Nikola Orsinov, Annabelle Cane, Michael | The Distortion (The Magnus Archives), Peter Lukas, Simon Fairchild, Michael "Mike" Crew Relationships: Martin Blackwood/Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist, Original Elias Bouchard/Michael Shelley, Elias Bouchard | Jonah Magnus/Peter Lukas Additional Tags: Other Additional Tags to Be Added, chatfic, Original Elias Bouchard in Elias Bouchard's Body, Stoner Original Elias Bouchard, Web Avatar Original Elias Bouchard, Divorced Elias Bouchard | Jonah Magnus/Peter Lukas, because i dont like OG elias and peter much, only jonah and oeter, Tags Are Hard, Spoilers for The Magnus Archives Season 5 read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/RMw7K8e
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Just a few of Disney Channel’s out LGBTQ actors. From top:
Joshua Rush (Andi Mack)
Raven Symone (That’s So Raven, Raven’s Home)
Josie Totah (Jessie)
Joey Pollari (Avalon High)
Lilan Bowden (Andi Mack)
Rowan Blanchard (Girl Meets World)
Garrett Clayton (Teen Beach Movie 1 & 2)
Miley Cyrus (Hannah Montana)
Dove Cameron (Liv & Maddie, Descendants movies)
Joshua Bassett (Stuck In The Middle, High School Musical: The Musical: The Series). Also, several other actors from this series not pictured: Larry Saperstein, Julia Lester, Frankie Rodriguez, and Joe Serafini. Airs on Disney+ but episodes have also aired on Disney Channel.
Other Disney Channel out actors not pictured include Demi Lovato and Alyson Stoner.
#Joshua Rush#Raven Symone#Josie Totah#Joey Pollari#Andi Mack#Lilan Bowden#Rowan Blanchard#Garrett Clayton#Miley Cyrus#Dove Cameron#Joshua Bassett#HSMTMTS#High School Musical: The Musical: The Series
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Hi! I'm Julia, a girlblogger from Brazil
19y 。 Lesbian 。 Aquarius 。 BPD 。 Stoner
I love: Music; Poetry; Writing; Flowers; Bunnies; Strawberries; Art; Blood; Books; Knifes; vampires; clonazepam; Journaling; cooking; cigarettes; Winter; Fall; Movies; Tea; Coffee; Coca cola; Pinterest; Weed;
Favorite movies: Girl interrupted; Leon: the professional; Alice in wonderland; Twilight; bones and all;
Favorite artists: MARINA; Lana del rey; Mitski; TV girl; Chase Atlantic; Paramore;
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