#jule goat

[strix-scandiaca]

Someone in southern Sweden have been putting two jule goats in *suggestive* positions for the last three years and last year the goats even multiplied 😏

[scrumptious-finicky-illusion]

I would suggest fire arrows for distance, or rocket launchers for even more distance

[unlimitedhearts]

Dean Winchester and Shawn Spencer would be making out sloppy style before the SPN/Psych crossover episode even got through the cold open send tweet

[ferretpajamapants]

[bbutterflies]

OH WAITERRRR!!! ONE ADRIEN WITH THE GOAT miraculous PLEEEAASSEEE!!!!!!! *gay voice*

ANYTHING FOR U ISA.!!!

[lkluvsu]

they did this for me.

[vexcraft]

they should've rescheduled the eclipse so cub could've been at the club (the event)

[tirednapentity]

I am not a dog person but sometimes i think about Bryan and his dogs and something inside of me wants to curl up and sob

[vonlipvig]

i miss crazy ex girlfriend so much, every time i think about this it feels like a fever dream

[twifairy]

la bocca della verità

[county-lucio]

Oh thanks, I knew I am very pretty while sleeping, but I never thought it was so much

I create with the sole purpose of feeding my own fantasies

[shmreduplication]

Sondheim wrote the lyrics for West Side Story

Sam Byck sends audio recordings to some celebrities, including Leonard Bernstein, who did the music for West Side Story

Sondheim wrote the lyrics and music for Assassins, where he has Sam Byck talk about how great the music and lyrics are in West Side Story

[inkstainedfingersfabray]

Craziest thing you ever did

I reckon that depends on what your definition of 'crazy' includes.

That said, going purely off my own definition I would say that leaving Shreveport for New York felt pretty high up on the scale at the time.

How I ended up becoming a published felt pretty crazy when it happened (in the best way possible), but beyond writing the original short story collection, I'm not entirely sure I can say that I did that so much as it happened to me.

And then there was both leaving my job at the record store (a big hey all y'all and hugs for my Right Tone family, miss you bunches) to write full time, and putting the Mr. Porkers series on hold for a year (and a massive thank you to my publisher for letting me do that) so I could spread my wings and try out some new things. Both of those were firmly in the 'crazy' camp. At least as far as my bank balance goes.

And then there's the incident of which we do not speak, and I did have more of an active part to play in that happening, but I still reckon that it counts as 'a thing that happened to me' and not a 'thing I did', but like the name says, we do not speak of it.

But out of al of those, I reckon moving to New York was the 'craziest' thing I ever did just because it was the biggest change and biggest risk I had ever taken in my life up to that point.

[demigoddessqueens]

Mentioning M6, perhaps a typical morning with each of them after they wake up? 🛏️☀️ I love the hcs you wrote for Lucio btw! They were very spot on (:

Awww!!

I’m so glad you liked them 🥹 and yeah count goat man is fun to write for 😆

On MASTERLIST 10

Asra

Wakes up first but likes to admire you as you’re still asleep

Likes to pepper teasing kisses along your face, cheeks, and neck before they get more cheeky but by then you’re awake in his arms

Julian

You wake him up because the snores get the best of him, but when he does, sometimes Jules likes it when you spoon him or let him rest on your chest before starting the day

Muriel

He is still out like a light but holds onto you tightly if you wake up before him, gentle snores and heartbeat soothing you back to sleep against his warm chest

Nadia

Spooning you when you wake up, long beautiful hair tickling your face, she’ll call for breakfast in bed for you both and your start to the day is a whole spa day arranged for you both

Portia

She woke up before you and lies on your stomach to watch you wake up, smiling when you wipe the sleep form your eyes, and has some kisses to spare too

Lucio

A big baby OML!!

You may as well just surrender to his hold because he refuses to get out of bed until midday, so enjoy all of the Count’s attention

[snowseasonmademe]

I wanna know is who is your ultimate celeb husband because it seems like you have a lot of sides and not a main one😂

this is a great question :) let’s break everyone into boyfriends and husbands and then pick the top one for each.

rules:

everyone is starting at a 20/20 bc they all meet the base requirements for each category

the points given and taken are based off of vibes, zodiac signs, their looks, and what i know of them and their personalities.

enjoy ;)

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husbands (requirements: be 12+ years older than me, be fine, be from any other country than the u.s., be black, have tattoos)

lewis 🥇 (39/20) - im gonna be extremely nice and disregard the dog video i just saw. +5 points for the tats .and he’s hot for a shorty so +1 for that. very good style +3. +2 bc he’s an earth sign but -1 cause cap men are just horrible. but +3 for his accent (it’s questionable sometimes, he may or may not be american sometimes idk). he’s the goat so +6.

damson (35/ 20) - phenomenal actor +5. sexy ass accent +3. funny +2. +2 points for having good music taste. +3 points bc he’s a fellow earth sign.

skepta (18/20) - okay so he’s a rapper and lord knows they aren’t faithful so automatic -12 for that. adding back +3 for the tats. he’s my favorite uk rapper so +4 for that. great style +2 more. i also really like his voice to +1.

virgil (14/20) - yall know a love a water sign but he’s had a history of infidelity so the water sign points cancel out. so -12 for that. but +3 for the tats. the marriage and kids ruin my daydreams so -3 more for that. very great player/captain so +4. +2 bc he has a fine pair of legs in him.

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boyfriends (requirements: be 2-5 years older than me, be fine, be an athlete)

aurélien🥇 (43/20) - my first french boyfriend. +4 for being the first in addition to the +5 for being french. body is *chef’s fucking kiss* delectable +5. is the oldest +2. loves american more than i do +1. can play the piano +1. -1 bc his style is a bit off sometimes. adding the 2 back for having a good dog (that he doesn’t eat off of). family man +4.

jude (41/20) - my first ever soccer bf +5. godly body +3. i like his accent +3. carries his team +4. gives us content +1. momma’s boy -2 (no shade but that usually doesn’t end well). on that same notes, family man +3. cancer +2. likes to kiss and hug +2 lol.

jules (36/20) - my second french boyfriend. +5 for being french. +3 for his perfect chest. +4 for the impeccable style. his nose is really cute so +1 for that. pretty eyes +2. actually gives us content +1.

ibou (34/20) - most recent addition to my french bfs. +5 for being french. i love his teeth +3. juicy legs +4. funny +2. serious about his faith and i think it’s really cute +1. gemini tax -1.

klay (31/20) - although he is 15 years older than me he didn’t have tats so he’s here and not there. also he just doesn’t give me husband, yk? my favorite basketball player of all time +5. funny +3. can be an air head sometimes -1. but weirdly smart +2. thinks aquarius is a water sign -1. can drive a boat +3.

levi (30/20) - has tats +3. sassy -2. always gives boyfriend unintentionally all the time +4. i like his accent +3. (i think i need to watch more chelsea games y’all bc i feel like i should have more for him). his name is absolutely top tier +2. (100% moanable)

note: this took me absolutely way to damn long omggg. but let me say i didn’t expect lewis to win the husbands honestly, i thought it would be damson. and i didn’t think levi would rank so low. i need to get more into him fr. let me know where i should take away or add any points and feel free to do this in the comments or on your blogs with your husbands and boyfriends 💋.

[voidcxltist]

SINFUL DELIGHTS: THE SHIPS!

Ayo! We're finally speaking of something I think it's important, our cult's ships! And, as for now, we have five confirmed!

Narilamb

Name for fics: RedDead (Redemption /jk)

~ Status: Husbands

This is obviously one

Shamgoat

Name for fics: Nightcrawlers (because spiders and goats walk on anything)

- Status: Partners

matter of fact, I'm thinking if they should be a QPR for being the total opposite of Narinder and Abel, or if to leave them as an only romantical relationship, thus meaning they're both asexual but do feel romantic attraction

Juket

Name for fics: Silentlove

- Status: Fiancés

Heket & Judes, silly thing, considering that originally, Judes was named Jules and he was a trans dog guy, should I change it to be like that or not?

Darikallyrn

Name for fics: MonstrousTrio

- Status: Something.

Darius, Tayrn & Kallamar are partners that doesn 5 act like partners but also are and... well, they just are!

Caleshy

Name for fics: Leafcat

- Status: Partners

Calix and Leshy! Both of them agreed to an open relationship and Leshy since he's somewhat like the whore easygoing of the cult, priorizes his cat over anyone else

Extras

Selob

Name for fics: Spidershroom

- Status: Yet to think but very unstable

Helob and Sozo, I'm actually thinking if they should be an ustable relationship that fights and break up and come back every time, or just toxic old men yaoi /jk

Shamulob

Name for fics: SpiderDuo

- Status: They broke up :(

Lambgoat

Name for fics: AssholesDuo

- Status: When they found out they were technically silibings they were too grossed out and disgusted by the idea they actually took distance for a time

More to announce!

P.S. Tagged the living daylights out of this BAHAHA