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Jiu Jitsu (2020)

The Predator franchise isn’t what it used to be thanks to the 2018 film and the two AVP. I can see why you’d want to make a good movie about your favorite invisible alien but “Jiu Jitsu” isn’t it. With lousy special effects, dull characters, and a story that’s nothing but excuses for fights, this movie isn’t the next Predator. It isn’t even a good alternative to DNA.

An amnesiac (Alain Moussi) is discovered near a military base as a comet flies overhead. As he recovers, he learns what nearly killed him: he and his comrades are part of a group of elite fighters who - every six years when the comet returns - battle an alien who will kill everyone in the region unless they offer a decent challenge.

An invisible spaceman with superior technology comes to our planet to fight for sport. Yup, it’s "Predator". Well, if it were led by an actor with no charisma, anyway. Our hero is a wooden slate, which makes him a great, but dull, recipient of exposition. The very first scene is a bad omen. Jake runs away from the alien that’s pursuing him. “Brex” must throw a hundred space shurikens. Only two hit and only at the last second before he falls off a cliff. Its aim sucks, which makes it a complete non-threat that's also way overpowered. Brex has the same healing abilities as Wolverine, which is why it's been coming to Earth for who knows how long and pulverizing all challengers. You'd think the humans would've tried to cheat by now but the invader is so threatening they haven't dared.

The main difference between this picture and the one it’s ripping off is the action. Here, it’s about martial arts. How is the choreography? Pretty good… most of the time. Some scenes are shot from a first-person point of view, which is a neat trick. It certainly adds variety to the numerous fights as Jake’s allies - which include Tony Jaa, JuJu Chan, and Frank Grillo - beat endless U.S. troops senseless while bullets fly around them uselessly. The kicks, punches, and throws are appropriately impactful but the digital dust added to the hits pulls you right out and more than one stunt person isn’t very good at conveying pain. It might not be so bad if the entire library of sound effects didn't come from the sample CD every sound editor gets when they graduate. Using the Wilhelm scream ironically is old. Using it earnestly? yikes.

If you’re anticipating this movie, it’s probably because you know Nicholas Cage is in it. Is he a highlight? I guess so, but that’s not saying much. The comic book panel transitions (which recall the story’s origin as a graphic novel) make you wonder if they didn’t accidentally forget to shoot key scenes and the humor (usually delivered by Eddie Steeples) makes you groan.

Jiu Jitsu feels like a decent fan-made production you’d see on YouTube, which makes you regret extra hard its hour and forty-two minute running time. Despite the wall-to-wall action, I struggled to stay awake. (March 2, 2021)

[chey-skizzle-22]

Chillin' like a villain! Made on @picsart featuring the one and only @jujuchanhk #jujuchan #martialartist #actress #art #digitalart #fanart (at Grosse Pointe, Michigan) https://www.instagram.com/p/B9sdc-bBs4X/?igshid=ftfoixfik19e

[yza-blog]

😱...#MortalKombat meets Predator where space aliens, cliche fight scenes, bad acting and terrible punchlines just don't mix...😱...I'm surprised Nicolas Cage settles for such crap, sorry to say but regardless of the good cast line up of Nic, Juju, Frank and Tony, I just couldn't finish...😱...I wasn't even 15 minutes in when I got bored very fast and if the whole theme was or is supposed to focus on Jiujitsu, I certainly didn't see it...😱...I wouldn't recommend but there's something for everyone, I suppose...😱...I rate this melodrama sci-fi film a boring 2 ⭐⭐ #review #myreview #reviewer #moviereview #reviewsofinstagram #scifi #MartialArts #jiujitsu #alanmoussi #nicolascage #tonyjaa #frankgrillo #jujuchan (at Silverado Ranch) https://www.instagram.com/p/CH7bVQ3AM2m/?igshid=bn5j3libc3e9

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ohh i’m so tipsy and i’m wearing a short dress and a tiny little thong oh noooo don’t take advantage of sweet little vulnerable jujuchan

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[ao3feed-danganronpa]

Just his luck

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3bfT8bO

by Tht0neGal666

"Hey, do I know you?" He finally gave up and asked. The boy's smile faded into something more contemplative, as he looked over Makoto in much the same way Makoto imagined he just looked over the boy.

 "Hm...I don't think s-" The boy started after a moment, before he jumped a little, as if startled, as recognition and...something else Makoto couldn't really place flitted over his expression. "Oh! You're in Jujuchan and Kurochan's class, right?" The greenet tried.

Words: 950, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 1 of Rejoice

Fandoms: Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types, Dangan Ronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen

Characters: Naegi Makoto, Midoriya Izuku

Relationships: Midoriya Izuku & Naegi Makoto, Enoshima Junko & Midoriya Izuku, Ikusaba Mukuro & Midoriya Izuku

Additional Tags: Crossover, universe mash up, Alternate Universe, happy...birthday Naegi...., I give you 1 (one) cryptid, First Meetings, Chance Meetings, Dark Midoriya Izuku, or at least it's impliedish, they're both so bright but so awkward godbless, Pre-Despair (Dangan Ronpa)

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JuJu Chan on a bike tour with us in Bangkok!

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Juju-Chan Peach Squishy #peach #squishy #cute #soft #phone #charm #love #this #juju #chan #jujuchan

[chey-skizzle-22]

Made on @picsart featuring the one and only @jujuchanhk #jujuchan #martialartist #actress #art #digitalart #fanart (at Grosse Pointe, Michigan) https://www.instagram.com/p/B_Dotq4Bw4n/?igshid=q8bm1oymk70b

[yza-blog]

Much love! 🖤 As promised, #myreview for #netflix's is now available on #myblog 👩🏻‍💻 Click the link in my bio to read it now! 👩🏻‍💻 #netflix #netflixseries #netflixoriginalseries #lewistan #katherynwinnick #lawrencekao #celiaau #lijunli #jujuchan #ikouwais #byronmann #markdacascos #tommyflanagan #blog #blogpost #blogger #review 👩🏻‍💻 @netflix @lewistanofficial @katherynwinnick @iamlawrencekao @itsceliaau @lijunli @jujuchanhk @byronmann1 @dacascosmark @tommyflanaganofficial @iko.uwais @yza.dora 👩🏻‍💻 Have an awesome weekend everyone! (at Silverado Ranch, Las Vegas) https://www.instagram.com/p/B0_2A5XnHMZ/?igshid=db7hiy62085h

[seakicker]

midnight jujuchan cooking grindset

[chey-skizzle-22]

She is awesome! I want to meet this amazing soul someday! Made on @picsart featuring the one and only @jujuchanhk #jujuchan #martialartist #actress #art #digitalart #fanart (at Grosse Pointe, Michigan) https://www.instagram.com/p/B-GY6BzBgKI/?igshid=1q6yanlirl7bs

[chey-skizzle-22]

She is the fire! Made on @picsart featuring the one and only @jujuchanhk #jujuchan #martialartist #actress #art #digitalart #fanart (at Grosse Pointe, Michigan) https://www.instagram.com/p/B963u-LBtq4/?igshid=8cp69wdjb5im

[chey-skizzle-22]

I would want her to be my Martial Arts teacher! Made on @picsart featuring the one and only @jujuchanhk #jujuchan #martialartist #actress #art #digitalart #fanart (at Grosse Pointe, Michigan) https://www.instagram.com/p/B9o2gXFhoW2/?igshid=11r9ip3ri6ax1

[chey-skizzle-22]

She is my favorite Martial Arts Actress! Made on @picsart featuring the one and only @jujuchanhk #jujuchan #art #digitalart #fanart (at Grosse Pointe, Michigan) https://www.instagram.com/p/B9j3mQ7hu1I/?igshid=1wz9npvafxk9