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After you watch @lastdrivein tonight and see what @joebobbriggsofficial and @dianaprincexo have to say about Graduation Day why not check out our episode on Final Exam/Graduation day from 2018.

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jumpscare-the-horror-podcast/id1436554914?i=1000420686693

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Tinsel & Tine #MiniMovieReview Extravaganza 20 is complete! Full Reviews - link below...

ARGYLLE| Universal Pictures & Apple Original Films| Writer/Director Matthew Vaughn

An exhilarating throwback to the 80's action rom/com like "Romancing the Stone", with the tech of Vaughn's "Kingsman" franchise. Rating: 4 outta 5

THE GREATEST NIGHT IN POP (We Are The World Doc)| Netflix | Director Bao Nguyen

The doc I didn't know I was waiting 40 years to see, but after seeing it, had to watch it again! So much nostalgia and just a great behind the scenes look at an iconic moment in time. Rating 5 outta 5

DRIVE-AWAY DOLLS | Focus Features | Director Ethan Coen

It may be the other half of the Coen duo flexing his solo muscle, but it's his lead, Margaret Qualley, who owns the movie. Rating: 3 outta 5

MADAME WEB| Sony Pictures / Marvel Studios |Director S. J. Clarkson

The places this could have gone with one or two writers instead of four. And a bit more direction and care for the role from Dakota Johnson. Rating: 2 outta 5

BOB MARLEY: ONE LOVE| Paramount Pictures / PlanB Ent | Writer/Director

I am pleased that this movie now exists to honor this unique individual, his beliefs and talent, but I felt like an outsider watching this movie and never fully connected. Rating 3.5 outta 5

PROBLEMISTA| A24 | Writer/Director Julio Torres -I had so much fun watching this movie! It’s totally my sense of absurdist humor. So recognized his plight of having to work for and placate an erratic person - Been there. Done That. Rating: 4 outta 5

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After all this time, a new issue of FREE NIGHTMARE #7 (Horror, Science Fiction and Cult Film)!!!!!! A new smaller size 5.5 inches x 8.5 inches but more pages, 32 including the cover. Includes a feature article on Crispin Glover, Monster Movie Toys and Scary Cinema Reviews!!!!! PM to order (Canada $15 post paid) (Other Countries $20 post paid)

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Son of Psycho Star Becomes Prolific Horror Movie Director.

The Star of Psycho (1960) R, the late Anthony Perkins, had a son named Osgood Perkins, who directed Longlegs (2024) R, the new thriller being released in theaters next week.

As it turns out, he has directed several horror movies and I’ve added 3 of these to my watchlist and plan to review them this week.

Here they are if you want to check them out: Gretel & Hansel (2020) PG13, The Blackcoat’s Daughter (2017) R, and I Am the Pretty Thing That Lives in the House (2016).

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[adamwatchesmovies]

Krull (1983)

I can see why Krull has developed a cult status but unless you get stung by that magic bug, it’s just ok at best. Plenty of cool visuals don't make up for a story that's nothing special. If you’re seeing it (as I did) because you’ve heard that it’s a knock-off of Star Wars, it really isn’t.

On planet Krull, an ancient prophecy is about to come to pass. “A girl of ancient name shall become queen and she shall choose a kind. Together they shall rule their world, and their son shall rule the galaxy”. That’s when the “Beast” arrives. The hideous, shape-shifting, mind-reading, creature whose mountain-like spaceship contains a legion of stormtroopers. When the Beast attacks the wedding ceremony of Prince Colwyn (Ken Marshall) and Princess Lyssa (Lysette Anthony), it kidnaps the bride and leaves everyone else but her groom dead. It’s up to Colwyn to assemble an army, save his wife, and take down the invading force.

Let's address the Star Wars business first. Though sources on the web have drawn comparisons between Krull and George Lucas' universe (which is why I watched this back-to-back with Revenge of the Sith), the only similarities are superficial: the opening shot of the Beast’s mountain flying in space, and its armies of stormtroopers armed with laser guns. Not at all what I expected but that might be a good thing, right?

Krull takes a long time to get going. The heroes need to find the Beast’s fortress… which teleports to a different location every day. They visit wise man after wise man to find out where it’s going to show up next. It's all padding before the action. There are no grandiose battles where armies clash, no monsters in forbidden cavers for our hero to face, just a lot of climbing cliffs and talking to old people. The movie could have regained some points by having interesting characters, but you won’t find any. Colwyn is bland, so is the princess. The Beast wants to marry the woman for reasons that are never explained. Only two of the characters we meet along the way are memorable: the bumbling wizard Ergo (David Battley). There are a lot of wizards in this movie, but he stands out because he can’t get any spell right. He gets some nice character development when he kinda-sorta adopts a young boy Titch (Graham McGrath). These two are the most exciting humans you'll find on this twin-sunned, twin-mooned planet.

The picture's appeal resides entirely on ts visuals. This is a beautiful movie with many sweeping shots of the countryside, mountains, and cliffs. It’s got some pretty good special effects, including a stop-motion creature that couldn’t have been animated better if Ray Harryhausen and Willis O'Brien had done it themselves. The Beast’s lair also stands out. Halfway between something out of the mind of Salvador Dali and Jesper Myrfors’ Cosmic Horror it’s a maze of claws, teeth, gaping mouths, twitching eyes, and looks terrific.

Oh, I know what you’re thinking. “When is he going to mention The Glaive?” For those unfamiliar with the film, our hero must obtain a magical weapon to defeat the beast that frankly, is a whole lot cooler to imagine than it is to see on-screen. It’s a 5-pointed switchblade/boomerang. It doesn’t shoot beams like the movie cover might lead you to believe, so don’t get too excited.

If you want a Lord of the Rings knock-off varnished with a thin layer of Star Wars and you’ve got some friends in the right mood, Krull might be just the thing for you. I’m speaking theoretically. I didn’t find much enjoyment in the story but I did enjoy the visuals. Krull is ok. (On DVD, December 12, 2015)

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Special effects wizard Douglas Trumbull hoped to bring his mind-bending 2001: A Space Odyssey visuals down to earth with Brainstorm, a 1983 sci fi thriller starring Christopher Walken and Natalie Wood. Unfortunately Wood’s tragic death by drowning cast a pall over the film, delaying its release and resulting in a muddled narrative and baffling special effects sequences that failed to live up to Trumbull’s lofty ambitions along with any hope of box office redemption. Join Sebastian and Troy as they don their psychic headsets, record their innermost fears and seek answers to the afterlife by discussing this cursed mess of a production.

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AFCC member Jonathan reviews Drive-Away Dolls

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"Panchayat": A Delightful Tale of Quirks and Transformation

In the Amazon Prime Video series "Panchayat," Jitendra Kumar shines once again, portraying the endearing underdog Abhishek Tripathi. Set in the village of Phulera, Uttar Pradesh, the show explores the humorous yet transformative journey of a young man thrust into the role of a Panchayat sachiv. From the eccentric gram-pradhan-pati to the sassy illiterate gram-pradhan, and the perpetually bewildered panchayat sachiv, the series captivates with its unique characters.

As fans eagerly anticipate the next installment of this heartwarming series, many are wondering about the Panchayat Season 3 release date. With its perfect blend of comedy and genuine emotions, "Panchayat" has captivated audiences with its refreshing take on rural life. Abhishek's journey from a city-centric lifestyle to the intricacies of village existence has provided comedic moments and moments of self-reflection. The stark contrast between his urban aspirations and the authentic realities of Phulera has kept viewers engaged and eagerly awaiting news of the new season’s release date.

The series showcases the idiosyncrasies of village life, highlighting the struggles and aspirations of its inhabitants. Through Abhishek's experiences, the show touches upon themes of personal growth, community dynamics, and the complexities of rural governance. As Abhishek navigates his role as the Panchayat sachiv, viewers witness his transformation and the gradual restoration of his lost enthusiasm.

With a talented ensemble cast including Raghubir Yadav and Neena Gupta, "Panchayat" delivers stellar performances that breathe life into the characters. Director Deepak Kumar Mishra masterfully captures the essence of rural India, immersing viewers in the rustic charm of Phulera.

Overall, "Panchayat" is a delightful series that combines humor, social commentary, and heartfelt moments. Its ability to portray the nuances of village life with authenticity and entertainment value sets it apart. Whether it's the witty dialogues, relatable characters, or the endearing journey of Abhishek Tripathi, the show offers a captivating viewing experience.

So, step into the world of "Panchayat" and witness the trials and triumphs of Abhishek as he finds his place in the village, reminding us that sometimes, unexpected journeys lead to the most profound transformations.

[burntheworldtwice]

Live Thoughts on The Last Voyage of Demeter (Spoilers)

So I know very little of this movie outside the plot. I know it is much anticipated. Reviews are decent. But I didn't want some critic tainting my opinion you know? So I smoked a bowl, made a broke girls charcuterie, and am diving in.

-First of all who doesn't love a good Dracula tale?

-This is moody. Love that. Definitely recommend being in the dark by a fire if possible. its giving Victorian child and I personally am a victorian child so this is just swell

-I wish we still rode horses. Its a power move. Cop pulls up in a car ugh boring cop GALLOPS up on a horse. Mad respect.

-OMG its the guy who went after Oppenheimer for that shit senator. What's his name......David Dastmalchian. Im sorry hold the phone. DASTMALCHIAN is his dad Machiavelli. I'll be honest y'all im not a fan of his face. He looks weasly and honestly a bit threatening but that may just be the roles I've seen.

-Corey Hawkins out here showing LOOKS. Saving LIVES. CHILD LIVES. What. A. Gem.

-Whats in the box? WHATS in the box? WHATS IN THE BOOOOOX?!

-Why must children be so enthusiastic? So young and full of hope. Even on a fucking Russian ship in the 19th century.

-This cheese is really fucking good.

-Awe isn't this cute. "Crew in high spirits". Dancing around and shit. Did you know that many sailors were gay and that's why everyone thinks the Navy is a bunch of pussies. The more you know :)

-Is that Aaron Paul? LOL

-This really is pretty I must say. And the use of sound is just **Chefs kiss** I love when a movie employs sound as a means of expression.

-She needs a transfusion who's fucking blood is heh using is that his blood? The count is awake! yipeeee.

-I really need to watch some BTS for this. A lot of CGI and sets. Like did they do it Life of Pie style. I'll have to goole that..

-Ruh row. Bats outta the cage. NOT THE FUCKING DOG WHYYYYY KILL THE KID. Ugh why is it always the dog :((((

-HUUUCCKKKK

-Rabies? Men are so simple minded.

-Damn Drac is not looking good. Like worse than Voldy pre cauldron sesh.

-This kid is really taking on some emotional trauma. And little Woody Newman is just a cutie. He reminds of Gavauche (idk if that's spelled right) in Les Mis.

-"A boat without rats such is a thing against nature." That's a tattoo right thurr

-I am LOOOOVING the horror. The gore is so well done. Beautiful like Saving Private Ryan... If youre into blood..

-I could listen to Liam Cunningham read a Ikea instructions manual.

-I don't know if its intentional or not but I can't figure out the timeline of this movie. They mention a cove and it being over two weeks to England. But I can't tell how the time is passing. Could also be high but hey who knows.

-I know Rotten Tomatoes poopood this but I'm having fun and Draculas a dick lmao mimicking his victims. Damn bitch. Oh good strings. I love a good horror

-Why do we find it so hard to believe in things we can't understand? I realize the human brain seeks answers and solutions rather than more questions, but what if the answers and solutions are right there we just refuse to believe it?

-LMAO "I have a very important job for. you Toby. It's a lot to take on, can you handle it?" Hands over a spyglass. "Will you shine my shit for me dude?" I was talking to my wife about this but like I don't remember ever being this curious as a kid. Like demons on board? Nah Im staying in my room. Meanwhile this kid just wandering around the belly of ship.

-RUN TOBY RUN

-He got a knife. Tough kid here.

-Wow he's going full Jack Torrance with the door here. But who needs an axe when you have your face???

-NOT TOBY. Like I know everyone dies and all but damn. Also can Dracula apparate. Or is it like AS IF YOU COULD OUT RUN ME. Im a little behind on my Dracula lore. Oh he might live with these backwoods infusions.

-Okay I just haven't paid attention on the captains log. My B.

-Olgarin was bit... and infected? But Anne and Toby were fed on... and aren't? I'm going to have to think about that. Going up in flames was a fun drama though!

-I feel like maybe don't open the spooky box. And this man just rowing out to sea blindly believing in his faith. Did the Prince of Darkness fly out there? or. Yep. He a winged mother fucker.

-I like Dracula just whispering sweet nothings before he feeds.

-Are his burns not fucking horrifically painful? Im in pain looking at him. I know burns and that shit sucks for forever.

-Can Dracula manipulate the weather? I feel like I really need to brush up on my Dracula now. Foggy as hell. Dracula knew yawls plan come on.

-Women always out here making the greatest sacrifices.

-Why is Dracula synonymous with the devil? I like to think of Dracula like Jason Segal in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

-THe smothering with the wings was like kinda dope. Won't lie.

-I'm so glad they're trauma bonded now.

-I think I would of made a great light house keeper. Chill up in the rain by a fire. Watch the ships. Ambient lighting. My kinda gig to be frank.

-That ending sunrise. Wow. Almost poetic.

-NONONONONOOOO please tell me there's not going to be a sequel. Please dear god just let it end.

-Fuck.

[lastonetoleavethetheatre]

New movie reviews including Killers of the Flower Moon, Nyad, The Devil on Trial, The Pigeon Tunnel and more.

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