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Gale: Tara NO Tara: Tara YES

Spawn Batstarion AU

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You see it's quite simple: if they call the earth Gaia, it's fantasy. If they call it Terra, that's sci-fi

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Skill Swap 2 [Previous]

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#101

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Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from

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imagination (1963) - harold ordway rugg

"chekhovs cat / schrödingers razor / occams gun"

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anyone who's always wanted to watch leverage but couldn't afford it and couldn't find it to pirate it, or just prefers watching things on youtube instead of futzing with unofficial sites:

the first three seasons are on youtube, in full, uploaded by the creators, in the correct order (the first season was aired out of order by the network)

(ETA: it's apparently geolocked to only the US and its territories, but THAT'S WHAT A VPN'S FOR BAYBEEEEE)

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So, my mom loves to garden. Weeding was one of our main chores growing up. When I moved into my first after-college apartments, I actually kind of missed it, weirdly enough. But, you can't plant stuff in the ground at an apartment. So I bought some planters and kept them on my front step, basically. But then I had to figure out what to put in them.

My parents also had cats. They had a decent chunk of land, and the primary goal was to keep the rodent population down and stuff (do not go off about it, I know, I know). They did eventually end up with indoor cats too, and I love those little turds to pieces. And they can get weird about catnip.

I figured that was perfect. A plant with purpose. So I planted some generic catnip I found at wally-world. After the first summer, I picked it, dried it, stuck all the leaves in a jar and gave it to my parents. Perfect easy gift for the cats! And my parents, who lost cat toys like it was a competition.

The next year, I had some stuff going on and was running late to the gardening, but I was surprised to find out that the catnip was either re-seeding itself, or was one of those plants that always came back (I get annual and perennial mixed up). Score! More catnip, no hassle.

It's been a few years. I haven't planted more catnip. I actually put something else in that pot this year. Major heat wave, everything died.

It's November. Pots are empty. Grass, surprisingly, is still green.

And in the yard of my apartment, where we do not plant anything because the mowers will chop it all to regulation height...was catnip.

Catnip is of the mint family. It will always be here now. They will never be rid of it.

In other news, I'm apartment hunting again.

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You wake up suddenly to find an androgynous being by your bed, congratulating you on your ascension to godhood and vanishing without explaining your domain or power set. Now you have to figure out what kind of god you are, and why you're a god to begin with

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I am watching a mouse make a series of what I can only describe as Fuck Around Choices, and the Find Out is VERY excited to continue this little experiment.

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They found that the bat noises are not just random, as previously thought, reports Skibba. They were able to classify 60 percent of the calls into four categories. One of the call types indicates the bats are arguing about food. Another indicates a dispute about their positions within the sleeping cluster. A third call is reserved for males making unwanted mating advances and the fourth happens when a bat argues with another bat sitting too close. In fact, the bats make slightly different versions of the calls when speaking to different individuals within the group, similar to a human using a different tone of voice when talking to different people. Skibba points out that besides humans, only dolphins and a handful of other species are known to address individuals rather than making broad communication sounds. The research appears in the journal Scientific Reports.

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need a bi4bi t4t m/f pairing where the girl is a giant freak and not in the "cute manic pixie" way but in the "unethical experiments in my fucked up laboratory" way and the guy is a golden retriever who thinks he can fix her. and he brings her cute bento lunches and she's like "bradley shut up put on your fucking gloves and hold this possum down so i can graft these giant grasshopper legs to it"

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My favorite fish at my new job is Diva she’s 35 years old and bigger than my hand and she eats directly out of the pipette and has a tiny little husband

I can walk up to this tank and be like “do you want shrimp” and this fish who is TEN YEARS OLDER THAN ME swims up all excited and wiggles around because she does want shrimp

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4000cc breast implants :)