#juicy cockroach

[yarrilone]

I made this earlier last year! I wanted to experiment with art nouveau while making fanart that excited me ☺️

I love Rat Jesus 🐀

[aoi311]

Inktober Day 12: Spicy (Pigeon)

[agentemo]

just got done with work but I'm NOT done with work and I have work tomorrow even though I DON'T have work tomorrow and I am so tired I'm sooo tired but that next paycheck is gonna be juicy and that's what is getting me through

[unhauntng]

the first iteration of the dream team is so funny.

imagine youre a regular new yorker and you’re being attacked by santas or bugs or devils at an art show and things are weird but you also can’t quite tell what’s actually happening (got to love umbral arcana) ? but you’re scared out of your mind until a drunk lady punches the scary monster in the face and the guy who’s clearly a drug dealer starts blasting fire out of his hands?? maybe he’s got a lighter and some hairspray, though he’s also holding a gun? and then a very nice and serious older guy is keeping everything calm and encouraging his friends and you think everything is going to be okay, especially because this nice sweet firefighter is making sure everyone’s safe. and you think he looks like mr march from the calendar!

then a massive rat man summons some crocodiles or a pack of rats or a cockroach that is unusually juicy and then broadway legend misty moore literally insults a monster to death whilst indiscriminately flirting with her friends.

and when it’s all over they’re acting like this is business as usual. and maybe you’re confused for like three minutes until you remember this is new york — who else would save you but a broadway star, a rat, a firefighter, a drug dealer, an alcoholic and kingston brown from uptown who helped you jumpstart your car three months ago

[counterspelled]

perfect balance in new york city

(id: peter conlan and kingston brown from d20's the unsleeping city sit next to each other. pete, a young white transgender man with blond hair, a full mustache, and an easy smile, exposing a candy-cane coloured tooth, sits in a colourful version of new york, the building behind him stretching out into a galaxy of nothingness, surrounded by hundreds of dream creatures, such as pizza rat, a winged caterpillar, a fire breathing snake, the unicorn, a train with a face, the bodega cat, the moon, the juicy cockroach, and the spicy pigeon. his teapot and a steaming cup of tea sits in front of him. kingston, an older lightskin black man with white locs and a full beard sits next to him in the waking new york, dull-coloured and realistic in comparison to pete's new york. a fire hydrant is in the foreground. they seem to be in casual conversation with each other. there is no boundary between the two new yorks, blending into each other. end id.)

[moonpleaser]

kug in the juicy cockroach sweater . if you even care

(inspired by this tweet)

[mybelovedintrepidheroes]

my fave bits of some dimension 20 campaigns in no particular order:

fantasy high: fig calling goldenhoard godlenrod and keeping saying that he's into her and also riz "the ball" gukgak

fantasy high sophomore year: the goddamn crustacean themed party & chungledown bimothy trying to shit in fabians mouth, also fabians gramps not being able to pronounce gorgugs name another addition: gilear the chosen one

a starstruck odyssey: the ball is rolling up! a late addition: the pleasure putty, like just the premise of it

a court of fey and flowers: the shenanigans of the cousins and also the green hunter specifically, like how they just kept coming back to it was so fucking funny

the unsleeping city 1: juicy cockroach and spicy pigeon also just that steven sondheim was just there and that one kinky dude who just puts shit up his butt

the unsleeping city 2: ricky licking his dog back??? also that dude putting stuff up his ass being able to cast identify thru his fucking butthole dhshjs

a crown of candy: "i wanna get slammed big style" and that obsession with shitting in front of other people

misfits and magic: mess with the goat feel the horns also, not really a bit i think but jammers fucking familiar being a goddamned basketball, just straight up a basketball 😭

neverafter so far: "I'm the prince of shoeberg motherfucker" also pib and pinocchio just gaslighting bandlebridge and rosamund and ylfa checking on shit anywhere they find it snsna

[shotokimchi]

When Their S/O Is a Seggs God 2

Minors DNI

A/N: Here's a part 2 since I had so much fun while writing the first one, I appreciate the reblogs and the comments!

I'm planning to continue this drabble and write for other characters too, so you can suggest different fandoms as well.

Note: They arent in an established relationship in Dabi's one

Characters are aged up! Part1 w/Shoto and Katsuki

Dabi

So you and Dabi are playing this game called cat and mouse for a while since you are a pro hero and whenever the League is causing trouble, your main target is always him

Why you ask?

You see, you have this very important hero-like reason...

You think he's hot.🔥 (fair enough)

So when you and your friends get a call from the police, telling you that the League is gonna strike (act like bitchy teens) again, being the responsible server of society you are, you immediately attend the mission

After telling your hero friends Shoto, Deku, Pinky and Dynamight that you are trailing quietly behind Dabi you turn off your earphone and watch your villain crush slowly make his way into a narrow alley

Then you hear Pinky's voice in your ear "ThickThighs, you need to distract him till we get there." (Yes your hero name?)

IT IS NOW YOUR TIME TO SHINE

In a swift motion, you appear in front of him and a sly smirk makes its way onto his lips

"Well well the stalker hero is here."

"You are lucky Dabi because i like my meat burnt." (🍆)

Before he can process what nonsense you are talking about he finds himself on the ground laying on his back while you are keeping his head locked between your thighs, he quickly grabs your thighs and you feel his hands warming up "I'll turn you into a roasted chi-"

"Want a quick head?"

The cockroach is speechless

....

"W-"

Not waiting for his brain to function, you put your juicy phat ass on his face 🍑🍑

And face toward his portal opener leg spreader zucchini, then quickly get him out of his cheap drugstore pants

Your soft hand finally meets his touch starved lonely villain dick and starts pumping him like REAL FAST

literally can create electricity with how fast you are jerking him off

too bad he cant see whats happening since all he can see is your ass on his face

but you are giving a real show to the street rats so

lucky rodents ig 🐭

He is grunting and moaning uncontrollably into your core

Legit thinks you have an extra sex-related quirk or smthn Thought his dick was on fire and got scared for a moment bc it was getting too hot thanks to the speed of your hand so tried to pry you off of his face but you quickly caged his arms with your thighs (Even Nicki Minaj is jealous of your thighs at this point) Eventually gives in since you are giving him the time of his life but mf wasn't ready for your brand new Dyson V12 Detect Slim Vacuum 👅👅👅

HOW ARE YOU SUCKING THAT STRONG IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?

boy ejaculated in 45 seconds and wants the ground to swallow him whole LMAO and to make it even worse you even compared 45 seconds to a butterflies lifespan

to make him feel better ofc

"If you look at it, it's probably like 5 years for a butterfly Dabi don't worry."

yep, he definitely wants to kill you now

Quickly gets up to scurry away, you embarrassed the baddy ok his pride is HURT he won't let you see him in this pathetic state

so he cages you with his flames and disappears once you manage to escape but not before scraping his private number on the concrete so you can see it later with his initials on the bottom

BC WHAT WAS THAT YOU ARE AMAZING

HE WANTS ANOTHER ROUND SO HE CAN TAKE REVENGE

so when you see it you are doing the happy dance you can finally see him again

not before getting interrupted with an awkward cough from your earphone tho

"We heard everything Y/n..."

Izu says

"Y/N THAT WAS MY BROTHER AND YOU KNOW THAT"

POOR SHOTO

and Katsuki is probably gagging in the background

...

"She ate tho."

Thanks, Mina (got them villains whimpering under your ass💅)

Midoriya

So when I tell you that Midoriya worships the ground you walk on it is not an exaggeration 🛐

Baby is that in love with you and wants to spend his whole life with you so he decides to wait till marriage

Virgin Pro hero Izuku is so attractive ok no buts like he's the number one hero in the whole world so strong, undefeatable and scary to the villains

But when it comes to you he just wants everything to be so special and perfect, always smiling and making sure you're feeling loved

Baby thinks you deserve all of his firsts KHDASDKJS- CUTE

So when he gets on one knee and asks you to marry him while you guys were out on a trip to Spain you can't help but jump around in your cute summer dress while hugging him and screaming "YES" at the top of your lungs

AND NOW . . .

THE TIME HAS FINALLY COME

In his head(notebook), everything is planned

-Drink champagne together

-Take a bubble bath together

-Give her a massage

-Warm up a little bit(yes literal work out)

-Make love

he totally wrote it into his notebook. 📝

It's hidden in the drawer and you dont need to know that

BUT

Before he can open the drawer and take a slight peek at his notes, you are suddenly butt naked and sitting on the bed calling for him with your sweet voice

Baby literally SCREAMED when he saw you

Because you are so gorgeous WTF Asks if you want a drink first and you say no, then realizes the notes aren't helping him with shit so gets in front of the bed and quickly starts doing stretches And you are giving him the *tf is he doing* look but meh you are used to his weird antics already lol cant pull a muscle babes so you sigh and drag him onto the bed

literally looks at you like this LOL AND HAS A HAND RESTING ON HIS HIPS TOO BOY WE DIDNT EVEN STARTED- Don't get mad at him he is just that nervous

Smiling at his silliness you slowly drag him on top of you and start kissing his shaky lips and it actually helps him ease up a bit

..till you start pinching and massaging his nipples

Baby literally squeaks and tries to move away only to be stopped by your legs around his waist, caging him and pulling him towards you more "Where are you running off to, hm?" Bro is about to cream his boxers HE KNOWS THAT YOU'RE A VIRGIN SO HOW ARE YOU SO EFFORTLESSLY DOMINANT? Guess all of that smut you've read paid off well

You make him lay on his stomach while whining and whimpering with you on his back stroking his cock from behind

%100 gripping the sheets and biting down on the pillow so he doesnt disturb the people on the floor

but you have other plans so you grab his chin lift his face and shove 2 fingers in his mouth

He just obeys you like that bc he doesn't know what to do aww he is too embarrassed at this point

gets 20 spanks on his plump buttocks bc you just love seeing them jiggle

GO EASY ON HIM ITS HIS FIRST NIGHT

But you show no mercy and suggest trying the position "69"

Surprisingly he is very eager to do it, it sounds so erotic to him he ends up cumming 3 times just from your mouth and when you finally cum on his face you quickly grab your phone, open your camera and tell him to smile

Best selfie ever: Tired looking izuku with your cum on his face smiling shyly at the camera

Baby is bathing in his own sweat at this point

But is y/n done?

NO NOT EVEN CLOSE? So the night continued like that, you acting like letting him take the lead then swapping the roles and embarrassing him non-stop milking him till his balls turn into deflated balloons  🎈 

That's how the first sex tape of the Midoriya couple was created and trust me, there are many tapes to be filmed

And believe it or not, whenever he goes drinking with his hero friends, he gets so drunk that he spills every spicy detail about your sex life and everybody in the room listens to him in awe, with jealousy and mouths wide open.

A/N: AAAAHHHH FINALLY DONE HOPE YOU GUYS LIKE IT, reblogs and feedbacks r appreciated!

[18catsreading]

I love the voice of the unicorn of New York so much.

What happened to the juicy cockroach and the spicy pigeon?

Oooh they're all connected to Ricky!

[aloekat]

giving pokemon teams to d20 characters!

The Unsleeping City S1 & S2

pt 2/?

part 1 || part 2

second verse same as the first, check out part one for my guidelines on how i made the teams! short version is only 4 pokemon per team, no repeats, and little to no shinies or legendaries

fun fact the unsleeping city was actually the first season i thought of pokemon for, and why i started to make teams in the first place!

i also like unsleeping city a uhhh a lot less than fantasy high so my fantasy high picks (part 1) are a lot more thought out and maybe cooler than these picks but hey i'm still happy with these!

oh also unsleeping ch. 1 and 2 spoilers ahead of course :]

Sophia

Purugly - symbolizing La Gran Gata! also it just feels like Sophia would have this pokemon it fits her Vibe

Furfrou (Heart Trim) - she is a hair stylist!! of course she would have the hair stylized dog!!! she mainly keeps her as the heart trim but it doesnt 100 percent always stay that way

Mienshao - cool and cute monk pokemon for obvious reasons lol

Raticate - represents kugrash after he dies(?). shockingly the raticate and purugly get along well, and are actually pretty nice with each other

Ricky

Boltund - there’s no dalmatian pokemon (which there should be maybe) so this is the closest i got to representing Ox! boltunds are VERY fast though so it still works lol

Blastoise - what better pokemon to have as a fireman than a giant water tank? probably got a squirtle when he was young and it evolved as he grew up :]

Kleavor - represents the fireman ax he carried

Machamp - Ricky is all about exercise so naturally i gave him the super buff pokemon. they probably train together and like do pushups or whatever fit people do

Kingston

Dachsbun - representing both the dog he gets in season 2 along with bagels in general, which seems to be a symbol for him (see the vox populi pin)

Drampa - similar to how i imagine the dragon of bleaker’s street would look, it also just feels like an old man of a pokemon (which kingston is)

Blissey - i like to imagine doctors/nurses get blisseys once they like are hired in healthcare to help their trainers with the patients (and also blisseys are absolute TANKS in terms of defense)

Magnezone - Kingston did that cool tech shutdown/takeover thing in one of the season one battles at the stock market and i thought that was cool. and also it fits because Vibes

Misty / Rowan

Gardevoir - a beautiful pokemon that always looks youthful, just like Rowan

Primarina - a singing pokemon that wouldve helped Misty practice her singing for plays

Meloetta - same reason, a singing pokemon lol

Scream Tail - rather than a standard Jigglypuff i would like to imagine an ancient thousand year old one was much more interesting! it also ties to Rowan's reincarnation thing she has goin' on

Iga

Goodra - a dragon to represent the storybook dragon inside of the chest she has! i didn’t do charizard because i saved that one for a future season team (take a guess who)

Gimmighoul - a chest pokemon because. she. she has a chest thats very important to her. yeah!!!

Perrserker - pure vibes i just feel she would have this pokemon lol

Hatterene - also mostly vibes, she Is a psychic so it works but yeah she gets a hatterene because i say so

Kugrash

Rapidash (Galarian) - unicorn totem

Unfezant (Male) - spicy pigeon totem

Ladyba - juicy cockroach totem (i didn’t do kricketune because i want to use it for a later team. can you again guess who)

Arceus - our first true legendary! kugrash literally becomes omnipotent so you know what he can have pokemon god on his team

Cody

Aegislash (Shiny) - it’s literally The sword pokemon of course Cody would have one. it’s shiny because if he spent a long time growing his real sword collection he can spend a long time finding a shiny. also it’s black and red like Thirsting Blade Dark Excalibur Mega Genesis

Grimmsnarl - the most emo pokemon ive ever seen so of course Cody gets it. as a treat

Houndoom - “but aloe why didn’t you give this to Fig?!” shshhhshshhhh. listen my sweet child. houndoom is for the emo boys. which Cody is. and also also it parallels the other paladin on the team, Ricky, and his dog pokemon, Boltund. does that make sense….

Corviknight - emo pokemon #3 on the team. also knight means sword so in a roundabout way it’s another sword related pokemon

Pete

Polteageist - Pete has a teapot in his official art and while yes. it is blue and so is the non-shiny form i think purple in general fits Pete a LOT more than blue so here we are lol

Musharna - literally the dream pokemon this was an easy peasy pick and very obvious

Hypno - another dream-like pokemon but much more scary to maybe represent a sort of nightmare compared to the sweeter dreams from Musharna

Vivillion (Garden Pattern) - representing Luna his green butterfly familiar! i feel like everyone (including the PCs) forget Luna exists and it makes me a little sad :(

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that's all for this new york team! i plan on doing a crown of candy next :]

have any suggestions or changes you would make? let me know i would love to hear your takes on the teams :D!

[weenwrites]

If you're down, maybe Ratchet dealing with a charge obsessed with creepy-crawlies? Repeatedly ceremoniously "gifts" him dead cockroaches, rats they caught around the base, & any particularly "juicy" bugs they manage to kidnap when out and about? (Weird shit my brother used to do 😭)

Strange Gifts

Summary - Your gifts are considered rather unorthodox by most... But perhaps they'll be accepted and considered actually thoughtful by the recipient? Characters - Ratchet, Airachnid, Predaking Content - Gen Category - Headcanons Trigger Warnings - Mentions of insects, Mentions of dead animals being given as gifts, No graphic descriptions

✎ A/N: I decided to add 2 more characters for fun, thanks for the request!

[ Please do not repost, plagiarize, or use my writing for AI! Translating my work with proper credit is acceptable, but please ask first! ]

Ratchet

The first time you gave him a... "gift", he was more than appalled. Some of Earth's creatures are a disgusting horror to him, and bugs, rats, and arachnids are no exception. As such, he's rather rude to you when it comes to the gift, and tells you rather harshly to keep the gift to yourself.

He doesn't understand why you'd bring him something like this, and even though the possibility that this is some weird human rite he just disrespected had just crossed his mind, he'd rather not accept your offerings no matter how rude or impolite it may be. The disgusting creatures aside, he takes it even worse if it's dead. He'd find it quite frankly twisted, sickening, and disturbing.

If you still keep up your antics despite his repetitive and increasingly more harsh rejections of your gifts, he still won't accept them. If he were to, however, he'd quickly get rid of it the moment you were gone. Very rude, yes, but he'd remind you that he made it clear that your gifts were unwanted.

Airachnid

Initially she might think they're a bit strange, but not in any sort of bad way since she's weird and messed up herself, so she wouldn't be one to judge. If anything, depending on what you catch she might be genuinely interested in looking it over and collecting parts from it if possible, but since a majority of your gifts are small insects and rodents, she wouldn't be too interesting in prying a skull out of a rat's head. It's far too small for her collection.

If she ever caught you in the act of catching little gifts to give her, she'd definitely be quick to point out flaws in your techniques and get straight to showing you how it's done if you asked. And Depending on how close the two of you are, she might even begin returning your gifts in kind with increasingly more interesting animals she catches herself.

Predaking

He's flattered by the offerings, yes, but he thinks they're rather small and measly. Still, his perception of humans is way off, and he severely underestimates how strong they can be, so by his standards (which are set pretty low in this case), he believes that what you've caught is rather impressive! ... For a human.

The closer the two of you are, the more likely he is to return your gifts. But rather than bringing you animals and whatnot, he'll be more likely to bring you pieces of cybertronians he's managed to rip off their body.

[sindarinsmoke]

being a dimension20 fan is really fun because one minute you'll be laughing at a rat man summoning a huge, disgusting, juicy cockroach and swarms of weirdly poetic normal rats

and then 20 minutes later you'll be crying at that same rat man trying to rekindle a relationship with his estranged son

[d20unfuckability]

"doesn’t read short stories, chosen one because she chose herself when no one else would, took over the order of the juicy cockroach because no one else would, recipient of the worlds best wife guy aura, brought dale back basically by sheer force of will"

"We love a good father and respectful man. Also he's a mega jacked devil with a hot deep voice."

[lil-space-king]

People are going to be so disappointed Garbador isn't on here. Kugrash IS a Garbador though, so here's six other pokemon.

Burmy (Trash Cloak) - There's no good cockroach pokemon, but I had to have some kind of representation for the juicy cockroach, so a bug type covered in trash seemed like the next best choice.

Fidough - Imagine a little fidough by Kugrash's side, running through the city of New York, getting absolutely covered in filth. How's that for an everything bagel?

Ghimmighoul (roaming form) - This form is so much sadder than the chest form. It avoids people, searching for its former home. It's created from coins infused with passion. And it just seems right for former embezzler stuck in a cursed form, Kugrash.

Pidove - Spicy pigeon, of course.

Ponyta (Galarian) - his third spirit totem, the unicorn. I also thought he unevolved/smaller version would be more fitting for Kugrash.

Rattata - C'mon. The rat king deserves to train the rat pokemon!

[hate-letmetellyou]

HALLOO :333

I ate a fly

Need a juicy cockroach to wash it down?

[1spliff]

I have been sooooo mad over this man he is like a cockroach w no head like how r u still here? I stomped on u w my juicy couture jandal?

2 years and a protection order later and he’s still trying to say heyyy