#juicy cockroach

[daughterofposeidon46]

@dropoutdottv @dimension20official when will we get a juicy cockroach plushie 😔

[yarrilone]

I made this earlier last year! I wanted to experiment with art nouveau while making fanart that excited me ☺️

I love Rat Jesus 🐀

[aoi311]

Inktober Day 12: Spicy (Pigeon)

[agentemo]

just got done with work but I'm NOT done with work and I have work tomorrow even though I DON'T have work tomorrow and I am so tired I'm sooo tired but that next paycheck is gonna be juicy and that's what is getting me through

[unhauntng]

the first iteration of the dream team is so funny.

imagine youre a regular new yorker and you’re being attacked by santas or bugs or devils at an art show and things are weird but you also can’t quite tell what’s actually happening (got to love umbral arcana) ? but you’re scared out of your mind until a drunk lady punches the scary monster in the face and the guy who’s clearly a drug dealer starts blasting fire out of his hands?? maybe he’s got a lighter and some hairspray, though he’s also holding a gun? and then a very nice and serious older guy is keeping everything calm and encouraging his friends and you think everything is going to be okay, especially because this nice sweet firefighter is making sure everyone’s safe. and you think he looks like mr march from the calendar!

then a massive rat man summons some crocodiles or a pack of rats or a cockroach that is unusually juicy and then broadway legend misty moore literally insults a monster to death whilst indiscriminately flirting with her friends.

and when it’s all over they’re acting like this is business as usual. and maybe you’re confused for like three minutes until you remember this is new york — who else would save you but a broadway star, a rat, a firefighter, a drug dealer, an alcoholic and kingston brown from uptown who helped you jumpstart your car three months ago

[counterspelled]

perfect balance in new york city

(id: peter conlan and kingston brown from d20's the unsleeping city sit next to each other. pete, a young white transgender man with blond hair, a full mustache, and an easy smile, exposing a candy-cane coloured tooth, sits in a colourful version of new york, the building behind him stretching out into a galaxy of nothingness, surrounded by hundreds of dream creatures, such as pizza rat, a winged caterpillar, a fire breathing snake, the unicorn, a train with a face, the bodega cat, the moon, the juicy cockroach, and the spicy pigeon. his teapot and a steaming cup of tea sits in front of him. kingston, an older lightskin black man with white locs and a full beard sits next to him in the waking new york, dull-coloured and realistic in comparison to pete's new york. a fire hydrant is in the foreground. they seem to be in casual conversation with each other. there is no boundary between the two new yorks, blending into each other. end id.)

[moonpleaser]

kug in the juicy cockroach sweater . if you even care

(inspired by this tweet)

[18catsreading]

I love the voice of the unicorn of New York so much.

What happened to the juicy cockroach and the spicy pigeon?

Oooh they're all connected to Ricky!

[aloekat]

giving pokemon teams to d20 characters!

The Unsleeping City S1 & S2

pt 2/?

part 1 || part 2

second verse same as the first, check out part one for my guidelines on how i made the teams! short version is only 4 pokemon per team, no repeats, and little to no shinies or legendaries

fun fact the unsleeping city was actually the first season i thought of pokemon for, and why i started to make teams in the first place!

i also like unsleeping city a uhhh a lot less than fantasy high so my fantasy high picks (part 1) are a lot more thought out and maybe cooler than these picks but hey i'm still happy with these!

oh also unsleeping ch. 1 and 2 spoilers ahead of course :]

Sophia

Purugly - symbolizing La Gran Gata! also it just feels like Sophia would have this pokemon it fits her Vibe

Furfrou (Heart Trim) - she is a hair stylist!! of course she would have the hair stylized dog!!! she mainly keeps her as the heart trim but it doesnt 100 percent always stay that way

Mienshao - cool and cute monk pokemon for obvious reasons lol

Raticate - represents kugrash after he dies(?). shockingly the raticate and purugly get along well, and are actually pretty nice with each other

Ricky

Boltund - there’s no dalmatian pokemon (which there should be maybe) so this is the closest i got to representing Ox! boltunds are VERY fast though so it still works lol

Blastoise - what better pokemon to have as a fireman than a giant water tank? probably got a squirtle when he was young and it evolved as he grew up :]

Kleavor - represents the fireman ax he carried

Machamp - Ricky is all about exercise so naturally i gave him the super buff pokemon. they probably train together and like do pushups or whatever fit people do

Kingston

Dachsbun - representing both the dog he gets in season 2 along with bagels in general, which seems to be a symbol for him (see the vox populi pin)

Drampa - similar to how i imagine the dragon of bleaker’s street would look, it also just feels like an old man of a pokemon (which kingston is)

Blissey - i like to imagine doctors/nurses get blisseys once they like are hired in healthcare to help their trainers with the patients (and also blisseys are absolute TANKS in terms of defense)

Magnezone - Kingston did that cool tech shutdown/takeover thing in one of the season one battles at the stock market and i thought that was cool. and also it fits because Vibes

Misty / Rowan

Gardevoir - a beautiful pokemon that always looks youthful, just like Rowan

Primarina - a singing pokemon that wouldve helped Misty practice her singing for plays

Meloetta - same reason, a singing pokemon lol

Scream Tail - rather than a standard Jigglypuff i would like to imagine an ancient thousand year old one was much more interesting! it also ties to Rowan's reincarnation thing she has goin' on

Iga

Goodra - a dragon to represent the storybook dragon inside of the chest she has! i didn’t do charizard because i saved that one for a future season team (take a guess who)

Gimmighoul - a chest pokemon because. she. she has a chest thats very important to her. yeah!!!

Perrserker - pure vibes i just feel she would have this pokemon lol

Hatterene - also mostly vibes, she Is a psychic so it works but yeah she gets a hatterene because i say so

Kugrash

Rapidash (Galarian) - unicorn totem

Unfezant (Male) - spicy pigeon totem

Ladyba - juicy cockroach totem (i didn’t do kricketune because i want to use it for a later team. can you again guess who)

Arceus - our first true legendary! kugrash literally becomes omnipotent so you know what he can have pokemon god on his team

Cody

Aegislash (Shiny) - it’s literally The sword pokemon of course Cody would have one. it’s shiny because if he spent a long time growing his real sword collection he can spend a long time finding a shiny. also it’s black and red like Thirsting Blade Dark Excalibur Mega Genesis

Grimmsnarl - the most emo pokemon ive ever seen so of course Cody gets it. as a treat

Houndoom - “but aloe why didn’t you give this to Fig?!” shshhhshshhhh. listen my sweet child. houndoom is for the emo boys. which Cody is. and also also it parallels the other paladin on the team, Ricky, and his dog pokemon, Boltund. does that make sense….

Corviknight - emo pokemon #3 on the team. also knight means sword so in a roundabout way it’s another sword related pokemon

Pete

Polteageist - Pete has a teapot in his official art and while yes. it is blue and so is the non-shiny form i think purple in general fits Pete a LOT more than blue so here we are lol

Musharna - literally the dream pokemon this was an easy peasy pick and very obvious

Hypno - another dream-like pokemon but much more scary to maybe represent a sort of nightmare compared to the sweeter dreams from Musharna

Vivillion (Garden Pattern) - representing Luna his green butterfly familiar! i feel like everyone (including the PCs) forget Luna exists and it makes me a little sad :(

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that's all for this new york team! i plan on doing a crown of candy next :]

have any suggestions or changes you would make? let me know i would love to hear your takes on the teams :D!

[weenwrites]

If you're down, maybe Ratchet dealing with a charge obsessed with creepy-crawlies? Repeatedly ceremoniously "gifts" him dead cockroaches, rats they caught around the base, & any particularly "juicy" bugs they manage to kidnap when out and about? (Weird shit my brother used to do 😭)

Strange Gifts

Summary - Your gifts are considered rather unorthodox by most... But perhaps they'll be accepted and considered actually thoughtful by the recipient? Characters - Ratchet, Airachnid, Predaking Content - Gen Category - Headcanons Trigger Warnings - Mentions of insects, Mentions of dead animals being given as gifts, No graphic descriptions

✎ A/N: I decided to add 2 more characters for fun, thanks for the request!

[ Please do not repost, plagiarize, or use my writing for AI! Translating my work with proper credit is acceptable, but please ask first! ]

Ratchet

The first time you gave him a... "gift", he was more than appalled. Some of Earth's creatures are a disgusting horror to him, and bugs, rats, and arachnids are no exception. As such, he's rather rude to you when it comes to the gift, and tells you rather harshly to keep the gift to yourself.

He doesn't understand why you'd bring him something like this, and even though the possibility that this is some weird human rite he just disrespected had just crossed his mind, he'd rather not accept your offerings no matter how rude or impolite it may be. The disgusting creatures aside, he takes it even worse if it's dead. He'd find it quite frankly twisted, sickening, and disturbing.

If you still keep up your antics despite his repetitive and increasingly more harsh rejections of your gifts, he still won't accept them. If he were to, however, he'd quickly get rid of it the moment you were gone. Very rude, yes, but he'd remind you that he made it clear that your gifts were unwanted.

Airachnid

Initially she might think they're a bit strange, but not in any sort of bad way since she's weird and messed up herself, so she wouldn't be one to judge. If anything, depending on what you catch she might be genuinely interested in looking it over and collecting parts from it if possible, but since a majority of your gifts are small insects and rodents, she wouldn't be too interesting in prying a skull out of a rat's head. It's far too small for her collection.

If she ever caught you in the act of catching little gifts to give her, she'd definitely be quick to point out flaws in your techniques and get straight to showing you how it's done if you asked. And Depending on how close the two of you are, she might even begin returning your gifts in kind with increasingly more interesting animals she catches herself.

Predaking

He's flattered by the offerings, yes, but he thinks they're rather small and measly. Still, his perception of humans is way off, and he severely underestimates how strong they can be, so by his standards (which are set pretty low in this case), he believes that what you've caught is rather impressive! ... For a human.

The closer the two of you are, the more likely he is to return your gifts. But rather than bringing you animals and whatnot, he'll be more likely to bring you pieces of cybertronians he's managed to rip off their body.

[khaoala]

Ok so we are in agreement that may definitely knows that ai-oon is not oom right? Like even if she somehow managed to avoid seeing the news of the accident our girl oon is NOT doing well acting like someone may has/had been dating lol.

But also I love them so i am more than willing to turn a blind eye to all the sus behavior 😆

ALSO we finally got PhimPang and they are ICE COLD!! I wanted to like Pang soo much because of ciize but Pang is the WORST! I was so mad when she pull oon away from may so that she could basically make sure that May was blind. WHO DOES THAT!? 🤬🤬🤬 i know we’re only on ep 2 but at this point i am all for PhimJan!

Really i am praying to the GL gods for a true triangle! Give me PhimPangJan or give me death!

AND ANOTHER THING that grandma is on thin ice

Ok what else….planetarium dates was adorbs and the the cockroach scene had me dying 😭

-🤫

miss famous lawyer who's studying to enhance human rights and went to a meeting in geneva to create a roadmap to help with her mission most definitely knows something is up. i think i got spoiled about this whole situation, but i'm not 100% sure how trustworthy people's vague commentaries and my deduction skills are. either way, oon is now the love of my life. she is adorable and she needs a very tight and good hug, and for now, may seems like she's doing it quite well (tho i must admit, my heart hurts for oon every time may calls her oom).

LISTEN! i love my girl ciize. i adored her as alpha in 23.5, and i was so looking forward to see her in pluto (still am, don't get me wrong, i think this plot line will give us so much), but from the moment ciize said, yeah you know, pang has had this crush on oon since forever but never made a move bc she didn't know oon liked women, too, but now that she knows that's an option for her, you know, she might go for it. never mind this relationship i have with this other stunning officer who lives with me. it's like having war flashbacks of raymew in only friends, tho they are very different characters in very different circunstancies.

the thing about pang tho is that she's very logical. ep 1 pang telling oon, hey girl, i know a lot has happened in the last week of your life, but you're really taking the side of a girl found out existed just the other day and you met literally once. get a grip. iconic behaviour. i was saying the same thing. but ep 2 pang make me feel she does all of that out of misplaced jealousy and sense of ownership over oon's time and presence which is not really nice. i hope we get to see more of the phimpangjan triangle thing soon, because as i said, it's gonna be juicy~ (also, jan is so much more loyal and driven than i thought she would be. from the pilot trailer, i thought she'd be just a jealous wine lady who'd get in between kapookciize, but she's sweet so far).

grandma clearly has favorites (or so we think. at least this part of the story is from oon's perspective, after all, and we know we can be biased when telling a story), but @suppaloscurse talked about it in this post and i agree with a lot of that. oon not only is the older twin, she's also the one who needed to be strong and support her younger sister. it's not fair of grandma to pick favorites so blatantly, but i feel like it's what oon has always expected. she was sidelined bc her sister's fragile health, oom went to a private school, and then as adults, oom became a flight attendant while oon works in delivery (pls know i'm not putting more value in one more than the other) and then, also married rich. namtan talked about how grandma is pivotal in oom's story and is the reason for the granddaughter's growth, so i'm looking forward to figure that relationship out, too.

also, THE SAPPHICS OWN THE SPACE. THAI GLS TAUGHT ME SO. and, props to the cockroach that gave us the classic falling on top of you scene. i've said this during ploy's yearbook when namtanfilm's character found themselves in a similar predicament that if they were dudes, they would have kissed on the lips back then, and we almost had it in today's episode. fingers crossed i still can get my cliche from them.

[sindarinsmoke]

being a dimension20 fan is really fun because one minute you'll be laughing at a rat man summoning a huge, disgusting, juicy cockroach and swarms of weirdly poetic normal rats

and then 20 minutes later you'll be crying at that same rat man trying to rekindle a relationship with his estranged son

[d20fuckability]

"doesn’t read short stories, chosen one because she chose herself when no one else would, took over the order of the juicy cockroach because no one else would, recipient of the worlds best wife guy aura, brought dale back basically by sheer force of will"

"We love a good father and respectful man. Also he's a mega jacked devil with a hot deep voice."

[lil-space-king]

People are going to be so disappointed Garbador isn't on here. Kugrash IS a Garbador though, so here's six other pokemon.

Burmy (Trash Cloak) - There's no good cockroach pokemon, but I had to have some kind of representation for the juicy cockroach, so a bug type covered in trash seemed like the next best choice.

Fidough - Imagine a little fidough by Kugrash's side, running through the city of New York, getting absolutely covered in filth. How's that for an everything bagel?

Ghimmighoul (roaming form) - This form is so much sadder than the chest form. It avoids people, searching for its former home. It's created from coins infused with passion. And it just seems right for former embezzler stuck in a cursed form, Kugrash.

Pidove - Spicy pigeon, of course.

Ponyta (Galarian) - his third spirit totem, the unicorn. I also thought he unevolved/smaller version would be more fitting for Kugrash.

Rattata - C'mon. The rat king deserves to train the rat pokemon!

[hate-letmetellyou]

HALLOO :333

I ate a fly

Need a juicy cockroach to wash it down?