#journalist for hire

[sucka99]

[enbye]

[moonlightcycle571]

More on Lanterns and Marvel

See original post here: https://www.tumblr.com/moonlightcycle571/765612915343704064/lantern-corps-and-a-10-year-old-child-in-a-last

I talked about the Lantern list (a ranking of people who to this day refuse lantern offers) and having Billy Batson be number 1, and have Captain Marvel be number 2.

This would naturally attract the attention of Lantern Cores everywhere (like what do you mean they received offers from multiple lanterns multiple times), the space community (why does the Terra City of Fawcette have dominating spots) as well as the JL (Cap, why are you outclassed by a civilian from your own city).

I also fully believe Lois Lane is on the same boat as Billy Batson when it comes to Lantern offers. One does not jump off buildings or sneak into war zones without a great deal of will power and induce a great deal of fear. Lois Lane is definitely in the top 10.

Coincidentally, in the top 50, you will find Cat Grant, Vic Sage and surprisingly Vicki Vale (if she can make BATMAN shudder and be wary of her, she can make anyone fear her).

So it’s been accepted that journalists have a lot of will power, a lot of rage and can put the fear of god into you. Clark is not bitter that he’s not on the list, no sire. Never mind that Jimmy Olsen is in the Top 100.

Batman might want to study this phenomenon.

But anyways. One does not stay at the top without ridiculous numbers. As the only top 10 ers on earth, they have grown used to random rings trying to get them on space politics quests or whatnot.

So now imagine this: Lois Lane and Billy collab on a project. While they are speaking, random rings start to show up. Instinctively, both swat them away like flies while maintaining eye contact. They don’t realise what they are doing. Clark is having an aneurism.

At some point, they both realise that the other is swatting the rings away with the same nonchalance as the other. They immediately understand what’s up. The shit eating grin they both had made a bunch of yellow rings swarm around them.

Billy gets asked on why he doesn’t want to join the Green lanterns? Billy says it’s because he hates cops. Lois nods.

Hal cries himself to sleep that night.

Bonus:

Batman stalking a civilian named Batson who for some reason is number one in the Lanterns List, with an alarming amount of yellows.

Batman finds a black hair, blue eyes, orphan child.

Batman: Alfred call the guy

Bonus 2:

Nightwing, trying to meet his future maybe brother: Hi 👋

Billy, sees an authority figure in Blue that wields batons and electricity: …

Billy immediately kicks Nightwing while yelling ACAB

Billy runs away

Nightwing cries himself to sleep that night.

[seafoam-icecream]

“Don’t worry Hero, as long as you’re up in the air, you’ll be safe in this helicopter.”

“Thanks, Reporter.”

“Would you like to share how it feels like to be relentlessly pursued by an assassin with super speed?”

“I don’t want to be rude, but I’m really tired. Is it okay if I just take a nap?”

“Of course, go right ahead…so, while you’re resting, what are your thoughts on all of this? What’s your plan to stop the assassin? And, most importantly, who are you wearing?”

*sigh* “I think I’d rather take my chances with the assassin.”

[hexjulia]

this was inventive at the time but i bet it still happens

[easeupkid]

had a random data viz project thrown my way at work because i mentioned i have experience with data journalism etc and i forgot how i can like enjoy work when work is interesting and something i have like skills for and interest in doing and not something that they never even told me would be my whole entire job in the interview

[thistledropkick]

There have been some rumors going around the English-language wrestling media claiming that Desperado is a freelancer and that he isn't signed currently to New Japan. Desperado has directly said that these rumors are false.

The first tweet reads:

"Foreign Media reports that El Desperado is not currently signed to New Japan Pro Wrestling

Since the GCW offer was through New Japan Pro Wrestling, I'm not sure about the credibility of this."

Desperado replies: "Ahh, this is a lie."

The day before this, Desperado's friend Sato Hikaru called out puroresuflow on twitter for claiming that Desperado is a freelancer. The account deleted the tweet after being publicly called out for spreading false information.

Sato Hikaru is fighting Desperado at an upcoming independent show, which he references in his tweet.

"This is a big lie. If this was true, it wouldn't have been so difficult to arrange his participation in the Kawasaki baseball stadium show. If he was a freelancer I could've just messaged him directly on Line.

I guess there are underhanded fans who lie about having "secret information that only they know" just for attention everywhere, regardless of the country. I saw this tweet in passing and it made me mad."

On the same day, Desperado made a tweet to clarify things too.

"8/25 Kawasaki

There are many "ex-New Japan wrestlers" who are currently freelancers but

I'm going to the ring against Sato Hikaru as "a wrestler belonging to New Japan Pro Wrestling"

I'm excited just thinking about stepping onto that stage!

It's a fight that I truly couldn't have even imagined happening before this summer!

I wonder what will happen lol

I'm not involved with the ticket sales so please ask Sato about them"

[theropoda]

more indian newspapers need like actual fucking scientists to write their science stuff cause i just googled to see if there were any pterosaur fossils found in india and read a times of india article refer to them as "the flying dinosaurs" Each night I dream of flaying you alive. Can you hear me?

[yuleshootureye]

every time an otherwise valid post refers to Clark Kent as a himbo I take psychic damage

[sisaloofafump]

Submitting Lois Lane for consideration to become the next Gun Batman 🥰

[o-daintyduck]

I cackled so hard when fucking stephen fry turned out to be Henry's grandfather lmao

[space-coupe]

Some days are diamond and other days your boss replaces your writing - which took 4 years to learn and hone- with a ChatGPT word salad.

[bryanharryrombough]

[mrschwartz]

i know interviewing is harder than it seems and especially when the person fucking hates being interviewed but i feel like i'd do such a better job than 98% of interviewers who've talked to alex and co.

[lesbeancats]

All these notes and no one mentions the PARROT KING?

WHY THE FUCK DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT THIS

[aeolianblues]

I know a friend who studied broadcast journalism at school. He does a music show like I do, volunteering. Isn't it lovely when media companies can decide that all of a sudden your careers were merely hobbies all along?