#jounin sensei

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Dragon

Fandom: Naruto

Tags: (SIOC) Fuso Kichi/Maito Gai, Yamanaka Ino, Nara Shikamaru, Akimichi Chouji, Self-Insert, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Fix-It of Sorts, No Uchiha Massacre, Alternative Jounin Sensei!, no offence to Asuma BUT, Kichi is a badass, also kichi and Gai are teammates but also idiots in love, Mutual Pining, idiots to lovers who stay idiots, Women Being Awesome, low-key Ino/Sakura, Healer!Shikamaru, god bless Chouza-sensei, Genma is both a mom friend and a slut because they don't have to be mutually exclusive ok

Chapters: 1/1

Summary: "Dragons teach us that if we want to climb high, we have to do it against the wind." - Chinese Proverb

"Out There May Be Monsters But In You There Is A Dragon…

If you know of monsters,

And if you know of demons,

Then just remember

They know of you too,

And they fear you

Because you are the dragon

That can overcome them."

- Nikita Gill

[kumeramen]

Sakura as sensei with Shisui & Obito

[taloqan]

Hatake Kakashi gif (Naruto S1 - EP 4)

[kdjojo]

Teachers (wip)

[teatitty]

Gai's constant verbal affirmations and loud compliments VS Iruka's emotionally suppressed tsundere ass FIGHT

The winner is Gai because Iruka's just gonna end up like this

[sugutoad]

Can I request Kakashi Hatake? Like as in Manga if you don't mind?

Sorry it took so long, I had to do this on my phone since my Ipas broke 😭

[kishimotomasashi]

Biggest proof that Sasuke is ultimately my favourite Naruto character and nothing will change this is that whichever new character fixation phase I happen to go through, I have to magic up a relationship between Sasuke and said character in some way.

[kegareki]

"rei," you might ask, "why the fuck are you making genin teams for the parents in naruto? why are you giving them jounin-senseis and intended specialties?"

my answer is "i cannot fucking tell you. to torture myself i guess"

[arbitrarygreay]

It's kind of mortifying how basically nothing changes at all if you put Motherland Fort Salem into a Naruto AU

[shameofice]

sako's naruto verse (aka his og verse before he got genshin'd) pointers:

-sako is a member of the hyuuga upper branch family, albeit not the main family like hinata and hanabi. like in all his verses, he's an only child raised by one mother and one father.

-what makes him unusual is that he refuses to use any of the gentle fist techniques, relying on swordsmanship. originally, he was trained in gentle fist, but made one of the lower branch members (and his sort-of servant/friend, okubo) go in his stead. it caused quite a bit of trouble.

-he's a jounin and nineteen-twenty years old at the beginning of og naruto, and twenty-two to twenty-three years old during shippuden.

-he doesn't like being referred to as a member of the hyuuga clan, due to a certain incident that was covered up by the clan so they didn't lose any standing (which applies to all his verses).

-when he was a genin, both of his genin teammates (sabito akimichi and kaori inuzuka) died due to various means. as he was close to them at the time, it was difficult for him to cope with their deaths. his genin sensei (who was like a mother to sako, as his biological mother let his old man be disgusting), miyo harada, died after sako became a chunin due to unknown means.

[wind-becomes-lightning]

yoooooooooo burned

[ladykissingfish]

*Kakashi and Obito fighting each other*

Kakashi: Obito! Stop!! I’m sorry, I’m so sorry I killed Rin! But I didn’t have a choice! She —

Obito: I know that, Bakashi!! That isn’t what this is about!

Kakashi: Then what —

Obito: You NEVER answered my marriage proposal!! And it’s been over ten years!

Kakashi: M-m-marriage proposal?! When the hell did you ever ask me to marry you?

Obito: *points* I GAVE YOU MY EYE, FUCKER! The only reason Uchihas ever give their eye to a someone else is to ask them to enter into marriage!

Kakashi: I .. I … d-didn’t you say that this was a gift for my promotion to Jounin?

Obito: Kakashi … even all the way back at thirteen, I knew wanted you to be my husband. Before we went on the Kannabi mission, Rin had helped me pick out flowers and candy, and she had been studying for a week on how to remove my eye and give it to you …

Kakashi: Obito … I never knew … all these years of mourning you! If I had known the truth then I would have left Konoha and spent my life trying to find you …

Obito: So … do you accept — ?

Kakashi: *tears in eyes* I do! I do! *jumps into Obito’s arms* I’ve loved you all these years, and —

Madara, behind Obito: For God’s sake, boy, what the hell are you doing?!

Sakura: Sensei, respectfully … what the fuck is going on right now?

Naruto, pouting: Sasuke never gave ME his eye …

[shanastoryteller]

happy winter time! naruto, dealer's choice. thank you!

a continuation of 1

Sakura is terrified that she’s going to mess this up.

Naruto’s never been mean to her, and has complimented her hair several times, but they’re not really friends. Back when she was friends with Ino, she’d see her at the Yamanaka compound sometimes and they’d play together, but she doubts Naruto remembers that.

Sakura doesn’t think she and Sasuke have ever had an actual conversation. He used to be the center of all their competitive crushes, to his hilarious dismay, but then he got betrothed to Naruto and no one was willing to piss off the hokage’s daughter by flirting with her fiance.

Well, besides Ino, but everyone knows she does it just because Sasuke hates it and Naruto feels duty bound to defend him.

Also because Shikamaru ended up taking Sasuke’s place as Cutest (and Available) Boy and Ino would rather stab herself in the eye than bat her eyelashes at Shikamaru, even if that means there’s a social game she can’t win.

Sakura's on a team with son of the Uchiha clan head and the hokage’s daughter, Rookie of the Year and Top Kunoichi, and their sensei isn’t even some normal jounin, but the Inuzuka clan head.

Tsume-sensei seems dismayed when they pass, although Sakura thinks she should have expected this. Naruto and Sasuke have been working as a team for even longer than they’ve been engaged.

Maybe she’s just surprised that they folded Sakura in with them instead of leaving her behind. Honestly, she’s pretty surprised by that too.

“Does this mean we get a dog?” Naruto asks brightly as Sasuke picks twigs out of her hair. “Mom says I only get one pet and doesn’t believe me that the frog doesn’t count.”

“No,” Tsume-sensei snaps, then, “Maybe, I don’t know. I hadn’t actually expected that I’d have to train you, fuck.”

Sakura can’t see this going well.

~

Naruto walks home with Sasuke, because her mother is working late to avoid her father and her father is working late to avoid the fact that her mother is working late to avoid him.

She wishes they’d just get a divorce. Maybe they will now that she’s legally an adult. Maybe she’ll move out and take herself out of the equation.

She won’t. But she thinks about it a lot.

“Maybe it’s good that it’s Tsume,” she says. “Sakura’s biggest weakness is her conditioning and you know that Tsume will train us into the dirt.”

Sasuke hums. “Maybe we should introduce her to Gai.”

She stares. “Do you hate Sakura?”

“She’s fine,” he says dismissively. “It’s too bad we didn’t get Hinata, but both my father and hers would have thrown a fit and gone to complain to yours. He’s the best at taijutsu, if she joins Team Nine’s morning workouts then she’ll be up to par in no time.”

“If it doesn’t kill her,” Naruto says dryly. “Why don’t we see what Tsume cooks up first, yeah? The first chunin exam is months away. She has time.”

“How do you know Tsume will sign us up for that one?” he asks, although by the glint in his eye he already knows.

Naruto answers anyway. “Tsume is going to take the first opportunity to get rid of us that she can, which would be the chunin exams. She’ll be praying for us to either pass or die.”

He laughs, a breathy sound that wouldn’t qualify coming from anyone else.

They arrive at the Uchiha compound and she stares at it wistfully. After helping uncover the almost betrayal, every Uchiha is nice to her now. The compound is so warm and bright and everyone is happy to see her and there’s always somewhere she can go.

“You can join me,” Sasuke says. “Mom always makes extra.”

Just in case she shows up.

“They’ll be expecting me to be home after the test,” she says, trying not to sigh. “I’ll see you tomorrow, yeah?”

Sasuke nods, a pinched look on his face that she pretends not to notice.

When they get married, she hopes they live in the compound.

[taloqan]

Hatake Kakashi gif (Naruto S1 - EP 9)

[kdjojo]

How would you guys feel if I made a team Obito fic where Obito just replaces Kakashi? Kakashi is just a full-time ninja while Obito is a sensei of team seven.

[kkirincorrectquotes]

Kakashi : I think Iruka was right.

Asuma : I'm surprised he hasn't marched in here to say 'I told you so.'

Gai : Iruka Sensei is both kindness and youthfulness personified. He would never say that.

Iruka *pauses outside the door of the Jounin Ready Room : You're right, Gai Sensei. I would never say that.

Iruka *walks away, showing off the words 'Iruka Told You So' on the back of his shirt*