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In this exciting video, witness Colorado Buffaloes quarterback Shedeur Sanders reward his teammate, offensive tackle Jordan Seaton, with a stunning $200,000 Maybach! This act of generosity highlights the incredible impact of name, image, and likeness (NIL) deals, as Sanders celebrates Seaton's outstanding performance this season. With an impressive 87.6 grade from PFF, Seaton has been a defensive powerhouse on the field, making this luxury gift even more special. Join us as we delve into the fascinating world of college football and NIL opportunities! Don't forget to like and share this video to spread the excitement! #ShedeurSanders #JordanSeaton #ColoradoBuffaloes #NIL #Maybach #CollegeFootball #FootballHighlights
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Nothing to see here, just four clearly prepubescent beautiful blond boys...
#this is my favorite visual gag in nightmare time#the same obvious wig on three of the four boys#Jeff just flat out not being blond at all#the facial hair on Corey and Jeff#and Jeff having genuine gray in his beard#It's just so funny#hatchetfield#honey queen#trent monroe#seaton monroe#jordan monroe#river monroe#nightmare time#nmt#nightmare time 2#nmt2#blinky's rewatch party
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every damn day of my life I quote "money money money, now now now" and no one understands the reference
I just want to be Seaton and Jordan Monroe okay. Can I just have this?
#starkid#hatchetfield#nmt#nmt2#honey queen#linda monroe#seaton monroe#corey dorris#jordan monroe#curt mega#team starkid#hatchetverse#video
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My " 'Jon's characters are related' tree" corrected
So....upon first posting it, I've realized that I've forgotten Roman and Wiggly. But that's not all, I can do better. Yesterday, I've realized that I also forgot Daniel/Stopwatch... So, here is a corrected version of the family tree. Though, I still deliberately did not include Wiggly and cie. for my sanity's sake. I could have added the Emma and her family to the tree, but since her and Paul don't have children together, let alone children played by Jon, I chose otherwise.
So... here is some explanation on how I connected the Murray and Monroe families the the Matthews one :
Again, Roman doesn't share the same surname. And Roman being the leader of Nibbly's cult, I wouldn't be surprised (and HC) that he is much older than he looks like. Probably around Sheila's age actually... So, it's through his sister that he is connected to Paul ! But again, the ages wouldn't have fitted that well if he was his great-uncle. So, I went down a generation below. Roman's niece is actually the Matthews' matriarch, Paul's grandmother.
Which makes Linda Paul's second (degree) cousin, despite them being around the same age. I partially explain that by the fact that, at least in my HC, her mother was something around 30 years younger than Roman (yeah, yikes) .
In the same order of ideas, her children are Paul's father's cousins, his first cousins then, despite them being younger than most of Richie's generation. In fact, I don't think Trent is much older than little Jerri... Talking about them, I know Gerald isn't the biological father of at least half of Linda's children. But because we don't know who their fathers actually are and that Gerald's name most probably is on the birth certificate, I am going to put them as his children. Not that it changes anything for the sake of relating each of Jon's characters.
Stopwatch is Gary's son. No real reason if why not ?
Also, here's some HCs about the dynamics in the family !
The twins know for Daniel's power, but not for the fighting ring. Richie's been so overexcited to learn that, that Daniel feared he would spill the beans. Thankfully, he didn't. Under oath not to. All the family think Daniel has martial art classes, only his father knows the truth about the fights.
Daniel calls Paul and his siblings uncle and aunt. Jerry did try to break him out of the habit, he's their first cousin not their nephew. But it just made it worst. Now, Jerry is suspecting Gary to bribe his son to purposefully call him that just to piss him off.
Girl Jeri knows that Jerry has nephews and a first cousin. But not at first ! When she saw them for the first time, walking pass them on the street, she legit stopped in her track and searched for a solid minute why they looked so similar to Jerry. He had to clarify why later.
All the men are made from the same mold in the family ! No seriously. If Little Jerri had actually been raised by his parents, instead of being left in the woods as a baby, he'd look like his father's exact copy.
When Paul brought Emma to a family reunion for the first time, she did make a joke/comment on the fact they all look like clones. Which was particularly hilarious in the "Forever an always" timeline...
Linda has no idea that she is related to the Matthews.
#hatchetverse#team starkid#jon matteson's characters are related headcannon#the guy who didn't like musicals#nerdy prudes must die#nightmare time#black friday#family tree#headcanon#I have the memory of a goldfish#now...to tag each characters 😭#roman murray#linda monroe#gerald monroe#trent monroe#seaton monroe#jordan monroe#river monroe#gary goldstein#stopwatch#paul matthews#trevor npmd#richie lipschitz#boy jerry#girl jeri#the lumber axe starkid
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Doodle dump (part two)
11 year old Aspen (THEYRE SO SILLY :33333)
Random Aspen doodles
So Aspen… did not take Grace getting the Black Book (in the NPMD timeline) very well (because, say it with me, they have the worst complex about being needed)
Wilbur and Aspen because they’re the (non-canon) father son duo ever
“Hey, Mr. Solomon, how’s your wife?” (From a timeline where Aspen got caught for all the murders and got put in juvie [I’ll go in depth about this timeline one day])
Doodle of @wigglyobsessedweirdo ‘s Hatchetverse OC, Willow Locke
Aspen hanging out with a Pokey sniggle
Linda doodle :D
Aspen babysitting the Monroe kids (Linda had no other options)
Aspen’s homecoming outfit
Wilbur doodle
Wiggly doodles
Holloway doodle (minus the face)
c!crimebois doodle from the Literal Monster animatic my head
IF YOU LIKE MY ART, PLEASE REBLOG :3
#hatchetverse#hatchetverse oc#aspen waylon#wilbur cross#willow locke#sniggles#linda monroe#trent monroe#seaton monroe#jordan monroe#river monroe#wiggly#wiggog y'wrath#miss holloway#dsmp#c!wilbur#c!tommy#c!crimeboys#tw: murder mention#sundew’s scribbles#nerdy prudes must die#hatchetfield
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Honey queen drawings cause i love it so much
My first attempt at ID! tell me if i need to fix anything ^_^
#team starkid#starkid#hatchetfield#honey queen#nmt2#nibblenephim#nibbly starkid#linda monroe#monroe boys#river monroe#trent monroe#seaton monroe#jordan monroe
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We know two of Linda's children aren't Gerald's, so here's my two cents. Trent is actually Gary's child, and Seaton is actually Solomon's. Jordan and River are Gerald's. Trent and Seaton both get their hair dyed blonde by Linda so there's no suspicion.
#starkid#starkid productions#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#linda monroe#gerald monroe#river monroe#trent monroe#seaton monroe#jordan monroe#gary goldstein#solomon lauter
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(Gerald and River aren’t in because i don’t think they are anywhere near the bottom of her favorite)
#hatchetfield#starkid#linda monroe#trent monroe#seaton monroe#jordan monroe#roman murray#river monroe#gerald monroe
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The father of the other two Monroe boys appears in NMT2 ep2 and like
If it's Ted, that's really in character for him.
If it's Solomon, that's really in character for Linda because he's the goddamn mayor. She would.
But like. If it's one of the Metzgers.
It makes no sense for Linda's character, but the Metzgers are (implied to be) Hatchetmen. We know that they murdered every single member of the Church of the Starry Children at some point in the very late 70s/early 80s, which is also how Sherman's father died. There is something going on between the Church and the Hatchetmen (no idea what, though), and two Monroe boys having a Hatchetman father while their grandfather is an important member of the Church could be very interesting
#think about the implications#starkid#hatchetfield#nightmare time#nightmare time 2#linda monroe#roman murray#trent monroe#seaton monroe#jordan monroe#river monroe
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"River!" Linda calls, holding her sun hat in place. "Don't go into the water!"
Whining, River turns to look at his mom as his three brothers go rushing off, jumping into the pool. "Why not?"
"Because I don't trust your brothers not to drown you when I'm not looking," Linda says as Gerald sets up an umbrella for her to lie under.
"They're kids, Linda, they play around," Gerald says as he opens the umbrella. "They wouldn't drown him. Not on purpose, anyway."
With a pout, River drops into the chair next to Linda, watching his older brothers splash around.
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Hows River and.. whatever the other kids name is?
River is perfect, as always.
Jordan is currently on my shit list, he asked a few too many questions and now Gerald is asking questions.
Trent and Seaton continue to torment little River, but that’s why they’re not my favorites.
#honeyposting#hatchetblr#hatchetfield rp#cheating#jordan monroe mentioned#trent monroe mentioned#seaton monroe mentioned#river monroe mentioned#gerald monroe mentioned
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Silly Assorted Hatchetfield headcannons part 2.
Brooke and Trevor are best friends, and Brooke's family is Rudolph's host family.
Alice and Grace used to have play dates when they were younger, but it was more because their parents were friends, and they didn't really hang out other than that.
Sycamore is a Catholic school. They are very small, with an average of around 40-60 students per graduating class.
Paul delivered pizzas (canon) for 6 whole years. He started when he was 16, almost right after getting his driver's license, and continued through college. He started working for CCRP almost right out of college.
Even though their coffee is bad, Beanie's hot chocolate is surprisingly good (aside from the fact that they spit in it).
Bill got really into stress baking after the divorce. He has a sour dough starter he's really proud of.
Bill's ex-wife is a fairly successful freelance programmer. The fact that she makes more money than Bill was a big contributing factor to their custody arrangement.
When Peter was 7, the Spankoffski's were having a family beach day, and Ted tried to scare him by telling him there were sharks in the lake. Pete proceeded to go into detail about why it is scientifically impossible for there to be sharks in Lake Michigan and why he's an idiot for even suggesting such a thing.
The ages of Linda's kids (at the time of Honey Queen): Trent- 13, Seaton- 12, Jordan- 8, and River- 6 (canon)
Steph has been playing the bass since she was 15. She only really plays for herself, though.
Because Steph was born in October (canon), she has a big costume party for her birthday. It's the biggest Halloween party of the year.
#starkid#team starkid#hatchetfield#tgwdlm#black friday#npmd#nightmare time#alice woodward#grace chasity#paul matthews#bill woodward#peter spankoffski#ted spankoffski#linda monroe#stephanie lauter
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HATCHETFIELD SWAP AU!
If it's hard to read what all the role swap are then go here to read them instead
Please feel free to ask questions about this!
Reblogs very much appreciated this took me stupidly long, there's so many characters
Some notes below the cut:
The color change in the lords mean nothing, they do not swap roles with each other in this au, the colors are just inverted to show a difference between canon and this au.
Instead of being in a relationship, River and Sophia are secretly siblings and don't know about it, also siblings with Steph. They have Solomon as their dad. Sophia got to stay with him and now has the burden of "mayors daughter", since River got to stay with his mom Linda who's been lying to all her kids that River is Gerald's son, although Gerald actually died right after she got pregnant, and Steph stayed with her mom whos poor and of course then discovered she has the gift. I still need figure out how to make the end of abstinence camp happen without the shower scene but for npmd they discover they're siblings and have each other as their biggest want because they want to make up for lost time.
Emma was forced by her family to get a normal job before she got the chance to go to Guatemala. Now she works at CCRP with her sister's ex husband and with Linda Monroe, and she hates life, she'd much rather be in Guatemala or making a pot farm. Paul was forced by his family to "go live life" because he was so boring. So somehow he ended up going to Guatemala. Paul, although he would much rather just be living a simple life as an office worker or as a corn farmer, he didn't understand how long would be enough before he has "lived life" and can return to Hatchetfield, so he just doesn't return. Well that is until he finds out his best friend's wife died and realizes he should return to try and help him through this.
Bill was a science teacher at Hatchetfield middle school and had Pete as a student. He was the only teacher that really understood Pete and his "quirks" but then his wife died and he decided to quit. Ted is pissed at him for this, Bill was the only good role model in Pete's life. For Yellow Jacket Bill would decide to go back to teaching and just decide to go to the high school instead.
Age changes: For tgwdlm/black friday/2018- Tim is aged up to 16, Trevor, Stacy, Brenda, would all be the same age, Ziggs would be a little older, 18. Alice is 17 (making her 19 in 2020). For npmd/nmts2/2020- River would be a freshman/15, Jordan a sophomore/16, Seaton a junior/17 and Trent a senior/18. Reese and PJ are also freshman, Sophia is a sophomore, Daniel is a junior. Danny and Sof are seniors. Pete, Steph and Grace are all of course 15. Deb is 20. Richie and Ruth are 21.
Max is injected with the yellow goop (yes yellow not blue since inverted colors) they found on the moon and that causes him to turn into Otho.
River and Trevor aren't dating, just besties. Alice and Deb are still dating.
Charlotte is Hidgens' niece.
For tgwdlm Linda is the one to suggest they go to Roman's house since that's her father (rather than Paul having him as a professor).
Rather than his marriage falling a part, Bob Metzger is struggling to still have a good relationship with his kids. Him and Linda are together though they're just hiding it from their kids.
Lex would never out someone, so Hannah is just chilling and hanging around in support of her sister during honey queen. Pamela still gets fucking killed though for the same reasons as Mimaw Chambers in canon.
Sof and Danny tried out for the cheerleading team on a dare but actually did really well and ended up enjoying it.
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MARINE ID PACK
NAMES︰aalto. adrian. adriana. adrina. aegir. aerwyna. akua. alda. aleksy. alon. amphitrite. andrienne. anemone. anenome. angler. aqua. aquaette. aquata. aquatique. ariel. arielle. ashera. aurelia. azolla. banks. barbeau. bay. beachette. beachie. beachy. beryl. blu. blue. bluette. bonnie. brooke. bubble. bubbles. calamari. calder. calypso. calyspo. captain. cari. caspian. cassius. cattail. cean. cecelia. celesea. cerulean. cerumae. ceto. clover. coastalle. coastelle. coral. coralette. coralie. coraline. cordelia. corel. corelle. coron. coronis. cove. cubit. current. cyx. dari. daria. darya. davy. delja. delmar. delphin. delphine. derya. destiny. doria. dorian. doris. dory. dylan. echo. elles. eyre. fern. fin. finley. finn. fish. fishe. fisher. fishette. fishy. flipper. float. foam. fwish. goldie. guinevere. guppy. hudson. hurley. hyacinth. hydropha. ink. inky. isla. jack. jelli. jelly. jewel. jordan. jordyn. kai. kaia. kairy. kelpie. kelsey. lagoona. lagoonette. lagoonne. lake. lana. levi. leviathan. lorelei. lotus. maelyn. malik. maren. marie. marin. marina. marine. marinette. marion. marissa. maritren. marlin. marne. marnie. marvin. mary. maxwell. meena. mer. merissa. merlin. meryl. mira. mirabel. miranda. miriam. moby. molly. moray. morgan. moss. naiad. nancy. nauticalette. nauticalle. nelum. nemo. neptune. nessie. nina. nixie. nori. nova. nymph. nymphaea. ocean. oceanette. oceania. oceanne. oceanus. octo. oscar. oss. osseo. pacifica. patience. pearl. pearline. percy. pike. pine. pippy. pond. poseidon. puff. rain. raine. ray. reef. reefette. river. ronan. rosemary. sachiel. sailor. sandy. scylla. seaette. seamus. searya. seaseaette. seashelle. seaton. sebastian. selkie. serena. shark. sharky. shell. shelle. shelley. shelly. shorette. siren. sirena. sirenette. sirenne. skip. skipper. snapper. sporty. squid. star. summer. sushi. tail. tallulah. teal. tide. tidette. timin. titus. treasure. trout. twilight. undine. valdrian. vert. verulean. waterette. wave. wavette. wavy. willow. windsor. wisteria. world. wyvern.
PRONOUNS︰ab/abyssal. algae/algae. an/anemone. ang/angelfish. aq/aqua. aqu/aqua. aqua/aqua. aqua/aquatic. aquatic/aquatic. bay/bay. be/beach. bea/beach. beach/beach. bite/bite. bleu/bleu. bloop/bloop. blu/blue. blub/blub. blue/blue. bo/boat. brea/breathe. breeze/breeze. brine/brine. bubble/bubble. ca/catch. cae/caer. carp/carpal. cat/cattail. cattail/cattail. chomp/chomp. clam/clam. claw/claw. cliff/cliff. coast/coast. cor/coral. coral/coral. cra/crab. crab/crab. cur/rent. dae/daem. de/deep. dee/deep. deep/deep. di/dive. dive/dive. dol/dolphine. drift/drift. drip/drop. drop/droplet. drow/drown. eel/eel. enj/emjoy. exci/excite. fi/fish. fin/fin. fish/fish. fish/fishe. fish/fishie. fish/fishy. flo/float. flo/flood. float/float. flow/flow. foam/foam. fwi/fwish. fy/fish. gill/gill. glass/glass. glub/glup. gre/green. gull/gull. hi/hide. hunt/hunt. hy/hydro. ink/ink. jaw/jaw. jel/jelly. jell/jellyfish. jelly/jelly. jelly/jellyfish. kelp/kelp. krill/krill. lagoon/lagoon. lake/lake. li/light. lob/lob. lost/lost. lu/lung. luu/luu. ma/marine. mako/mako. mar/marine. marine/marine. mer/maid. mer/mer. mer/mermaid. natu/nature. nautical/nautical. nep/neptune. oce/ocean. ocea/ocean. ocean/ocean. octo/octopu. oyster/oyster. peace/peaceful. pearl/pearl. pinch/pinch. puddle/puddle. ray/ray. re/reef. reef/reef. riv/river. river/river. sa/sand. sail/sail. salt/salt. sand/sand. scale/scale. scuttle/scuttle. se/sea. sea/sea. sea/seaweed. sea/shell. seal/seal. search/search. sh/ship. sha/shark. shark/shark. she/shell. shell/shell. shimmer/shimmer. shine/shine. shiney/shiney. shoal/shoal. shore/shore. shri/shrimp. sink/sink. skul/skel. soul/soul. splash/splash. spon/sponge. squ/squid. squid/squid. star/fish. star/star. stare/stare. sting/sting. su/sun. sun/sun. sun/sunbathe. swi/swim. swim/swim. swish/swish. tail/tail. tear/tearself. ten/tentacle. ti/tide. tide/tide. tooth/tooth. tre/trench. treasure/treasure. tro/tropical. tropi/tropical. tuna/tuna. um/umbrella. urchin/urchin. void/void. wa/water. wa/wave. wash/wash. wat/water. water/water. water/wave. wave/wave. wet/wet. wha/whale. whale/whale. wy/wave. ☀. ⛱. 🌅. 🌊. 🌞. 🌴. 🍥. 🎣. 🏖. 🐋. 🐙. 🐚. 🐚.🦐. 🐟. ��. 🐡. 🐬. 🐳. 👙. 💧. 🚢. 🛥. 🦀. 🦈. 🦐. 🦑. 🦞. 🧽. 🧿. 🩱.
#pupsmail︰id packs#id pack#npt#name suggestions#name ideas#name list#pronoun suggestions#pronoun ideas#pronoun list#neopronouns#nounself#emojiself#marinekin#seakin#oceankin#reefwave#oceancore
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Hatchetfield Pokémon AU - Partner List:
Main Characters:
TGWDLM:
Paul Matthews - Exploud
Emma Perkins - Porygon
BF:
Tom Houston - Donphan
Becky Barnes - Comfey
Lex Foster - Zigzagoon (Cressellia is also here)
Hannah Foster - Mew
NPMD:
Pete Spankoffski - Stoutland
Steph Lauter - Luxray
Grace Chasity - Hatterene
Max Jägerman - Passimian
LIB:
Wiggly (Wiggog Y’rath) / Wendell (Dark/Psychic)
Nibbly (Nibblenephim) / Nicky (Dark/Psychic)
Pokey (Pokotho) / Porter (Dark/Psychic)
Blinky (Bliklotep) / Blaine (Dark/Psychic)
Tinky (T’noy Karaxis) / Theo (Theodore) (Dark/Psychic)
Webby (Queen in White) / Wendy (Psychic/Dark)
Important Characters:
TGWDLM:
Ted Spankoffski - Volcarona
Bill Woodward - Leavanny
Alice Woodward - Skitty
Prof. Henry Hidgens - Liligant
Gen. John MacNamara - Genesect
BF:
Ethan Greene - Cyclizar
Linda Monroe - Vespiqueen
Tim Houston - Cubone
NPMD:
Richie Lipschitz - Gallade
Ruth Fleming - Sprigatito
Solomon Lauter - Honchkrow
Detective Shapiro - Pikachu
NT:
Henry (Fake Prof. Henry Hidgens) - Mimikyu
Lucy Stockworth - Gholdengo
Wooly-Foot - Galrian Darmanitan
Konk (Ted Spankoffski) - Darmanitan
Pryce Perkins (Paul Matthews 23) - Ditto
Emilia Matthews (Emma Perkins Android) - MissingNo
Time Bastard / Homeless Man (Ted Spankoffski) - Iron Moth and Slither Wing
Jane Houston (Perkins) - Revaroom
Miss Holloway - Hypno
Duke Keane - Snorlax
Gerald Monroe - Vivallon
Perky (Emma Perkins) - Aribolva
Ziggy - Shiftry
Jeri - Nidoqueen
Jerry - Nidoking
Lumber Axe (Lil’ Jerry) - Witchwood Haxorus
Shelia Young - Froslass
Rose - Toxtricity
Melissa - Meowstick (Female)
Puss - Espeon
Named Characters:
TGWDLM:
Greenpeace girl / Harmony Jones - Shaymin
Ken Davidson - Grumpig
Charlotte Sweetly - Oinkalogne
Sam Sweetly - Braviary
Nora - Minccino
Zoey Chambers - Alcreamie
Deb - Liepard
BF:
Frank Pricely - Sableye
Sherman Young - Salazzle
Gary Goldstein - Meowth
Uncle Wiley / Wilbur Cross - Tentacruel
Man in a Hurry / Barry Swift - Yanmega
Dude with Peanut - Pachirisu (Peanut)
Xander Lee - Empoleon
President - Unfezant (Male)
NPMD:
Mark Chasity - Flapple
Karen Chasity - Appletun
Off. Bailey - Skarmory
Kyle - Chesnaught
Brenda - Oricorio (Electric)
Jason - Bastiodon
Caitlyn - Altaria
Ms. Mulberry- Audino
Ms. Tessburger - Corsola
Rudolph - Sawsbuck
Brook - Finneon
Trevor Lipschitz - Magcargo
NT:
Allison - Lanturn
Madame Iris - Reuniclus
Craig - Tropius
Barker - Coalossal
Rupert - Gigalith
Jonathan Brisby - Tyrantrum
Sylvia - Floatzel
Andy / Executive Kilgore - Aggron
Jenny - Milotic
Dan Reynolds - Karrablast
Donna Daggit - Shelmet
Tony Greene - Klingklang
Jacqueline Frost - Glaceon
Pamala Foster - Komala
Roman Murray - Morpeko
River Monroe - Combee (Male) or Teddyursa
Trent Monroe - Venomoth
Seaton Monroe - Ninjask
Jordan Monroe - Shuckle
Malone - Octillery
Hailey - Skuntank
Zach Chambers - Gogoat
Liz - Beartic
Judith - Butterfree
Martha - Clawitzer
Mary - Bibarel
Mima Chambers - Drampa
Bob Metzger - Witchwood Aegislash
Carl Metzger - Witchwood Doublade
Larz Metzger - Witchwood Doublade
Louie Metzger - Witchwood Honedge
Mary - Medichan
Noah - Furret
Gabe - Sudowoodo
Marco - Copperajah
Kale - Chatot
Thrash - Noivern
Skud - Rillaboom
Courtney - Zebstrika
Russ - Scovillain
Beth - Centiskorch
Eddie Chiplucky - Krookodile
Stopwatch / Daniel - Phantump
Spitfire / Sophia - Blaziken
Charles - Type: Null
Bruno - Pangoro
Otho - Flamigo
Freddie Biggs - Corviknight
Mina - Pyroar (Female)
Chrissy - Alolan Persian
Aubrey - Purugly
Teddy Bear - Mabosstiff
Jerrie - Golurk
Different Actors:
Hot Chocolate Boy (Peter Spankoffski) (TGWDLM) - Polteageist
Pete Spankoffski (AC) - Aromatisse
Prof. Henry Hidgens (HQ) - Jigglypuff
Prof. Henry Hidgens (WB) - Spinda
Max Jägerman (TGWDLM) - Cinderace
Ethan Greene (YJ) - Goodra
(I’ve been working on this for a few weeks. I thought it would be fun to share. Hope you all enjoy it)
#the lords in black#hatchetfield#team starkid#starkid#paul matthews#emma perkins#becky barnes#tom houston#grace chasity#steph lauter#pete spankoffski#max jagerman#the guy who didn't like musicals#black friday#nerdy prudes must die#nightmare time
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I Never Thought I'd Miss Her
here have Linda Monroe angst
@bellqmione heres ur girl :)
“You boys really need to learn to get along!” Linda Monroe slammed her fist down on the kitchen table. She locked eyes with her eldest son, Trent, who was glaring at her with a spoon in hand. Her youngest, River, tugged on her sleeve, a scoop of mashed potatoes still staining his shirt.
“The next person to fling food, scream, or god forbid use their shirt like a napkin, is going to sleep outside.” She hissed at them. “I work like a dog to put food on this table, and you ungrateful brats don’t give me any thanks at all!” She glanced down at River, who was starting to tear up. She patted the top of his head. “Not you, River.”
Trent slid out of his seat and launched his spoon onto the ground. It clattered onto the floorboards by Jordan’s feet. “Thanks a fucking lot, mom.”
“Language!” She pointed at him, eyes widening in anger, but he’d already stormed off in the direction of his bedroom. Jordan and Seaton pawed sadly through their meals, poking the food as if it were some sort of disgusting fungal growth.
“Either eat it, or throw it out and be hungry until breakfast.” Linda growled harshly. Jordan shivered, and Seaton stood up and scraped his plate into the trash. Linda sighed and turned her attention back to River, who was playing his favorite game of “potato mountain” with his mashed potatoes and dinosaur chicken nuggets.
“River…” She whispered to him, stroking his silky blonde hair. “Are you going to be okay if mommy goes out for a walk?” River crammed a chicken nugget into his mouth and nodded. “Okay! Have fun!”
Linda exhaled, carefully standing up and pushing her chair back in as River stuffed another chicken nugget between his lips.
Upstairs, Linda sat on her bed with her head in her hands, crying silently so her sons didn���t hear. After a solid 5 minutes of that, the draft from the open window brought her back to reality. She went to go press it back down again, she was distracted by the framed photo on her dresser. The moment she saw it, she wanted to sob.
An old high school photo, what else would it have been? A young, spry Linda, her hair much longer than it currently was, tied into a high ponytail. Next to her was Gerald, of course, her deadbeat husband. And between them, Becky Barnes, her ginger locks flowing down her shoulders like a sunset-hued waterfall.
That photo would have had to be taken junior year, before Becky had ended up with Stanley, back when they were close. Linda took the picture back to the bed, sitting down on her side of the mattress and placing it before her. Her heart ached for those days, back in high school, back before she’d forced herself into this role she could never truly fulfill. Part of her begged to call Becky, just to hear her voice again, just to listen to that beautiful, sing-song sound.
But Linda couldn’t do that.
It would only make her feel worse.
Waves of emotion crashed through her, and without thinking, she grabbed the picture and slammed it down hard against the floor. The sound of glass shattering didn’t even bother her, she just stood up and swept it under the bed, shards sticking themselves in the floorboards.
The photo remained intact even outside its frame. Linda grabbed it in one fist and tore at it with the other. She got one glimpse of Becky Barnes’ beautiful orange hair as it fell the the floor, fluttering down onto the ground, light as a feather.
She stood up.
She had dishes to do.
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