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New Unreleased pictures of Kremy Lecroux and Gideon Coal getting married in Ye Olde Las Vegas found on the sticky floor of Ye Olde Hooters
#coalecroux#gideon coal#kremy lecroux#sorry if this has already been done#I have the memory of a goldfish#theyre basically like sam and max when you think about it#less in terms in personality#and more like#basically implied to fuck#married multiple times#tho never explicitly stated for the sake of the bit#looney toons ass freaky sex#i wld draw this myself but i have responsibilities *kicks rock*
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If you see me reblogging the same phyuri post more than once just like and move on!!
#i have the memory of a goldfish#every time i see fan art its a new experience for me#let me have that#phyuri#dan and phil#phan
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Fae! Adjacent Danny, adjacent bc I’m really tired and can’t remember all of the rules.
Even before he died, there was something off an out Danny. It’s why his bullies existed, and why his friends were so loyal.
Danny was fae. Kind of. Different, to say the least. Those who fit in instinctually felt a sense of weirdness, of a just barely there shiver. Those who were outcasts loved it.
It stands to reason that when Danny moved to Gotham, everyone and their goddamn cousins loved him. Gotham was made of misfits, and Danny was one of their own.
A boy who could have been his own brother walked into his store. Danny glanced up at the slight ting of the doorbell. A head full of fluffy black hair, eyes bluer than the skies, and a camera hanging its heavy weight against the boy’s neck.
The boy glanced down at the circle- the very obvious circle- Danny made of polished stones and gems that was placed on the side of the counter.
The boy looked at him, nerves apparent in his posture, and stepped into the circle. Danny straightened. Ah, a customer.
“I came here to make a deal.”
“I see. And what is it that you desire?”
The boy puffed up and handed Danny a written contract.
“The full and complete revival of one Jason Peter Todd, buried at Gotham Memorial on lot #537.”
Danny glanced through the contract. It was as foolproof as possible.
“Very clever. But you’ve forgotten something.”
“What?”
Danny smiled a small eldritch thing at the boy. “There is always a price, little sparrow.”
“I’ll pay it.” The boy said.
“And what if what I want…” Danny placed a thumb under the boy’s eyes. He must learn not to be going around and making deals with beings like Danny. “Are your eyes?”
The boy trembled.
“You can have them in exchange for the contents… the contents of that paper being completed.”
“And what if what I want is… your full name?”
A terrible price. Once you gave people like him your name, you could never come back.
The boy closed his eyes. “Okay. Okay. You can-” the boy opened those eyes again and looked at Danny with determination. “But only after you complete the tasks.l
Danny wasn’t fae. He was almost one, yes, but he was always a little more human than the rest of his kind. It made him gentle. To them, it made him weak. The fae are rarely ever kind, and Danny was made of kindness.
“This price, I will not take it from you.” Danny raised a palm when the boy made to protest. “Instead, it will be taken from your… brother himself, for that will be the nature of his revival.”
“Are you sure you don’t want my name? Or- or something?”
Danny smiled.
“Not while you are within my circle, little sparrow.”
“Why do you call me that?”
Danny smirked. “One day, I might even tell you. For now, we will complete your contract. The price…”
The boy tensed up.
Danny pointed at the camera. “The price will be that camera. You may keep the pictures.”
“Deal.” The boy’s face lit up. Danny grinned with a bit with too much teeth.
“We have a deal.” And Danny released the boy with his- no, with Danny’s- camera from the circle. When he stumbled out of it, Danny gestured to the door, and flicked the switch that connected to the sign, turning it from Open to Closed.
“Lead the way, little Sparrow.”
The boy stared at him… then stuck his hand out.
“I’m Tim.”
Danny laughed. “I’m Danny. Don’t go making deals with people like me if you can help it, kid.”
#do not take advice from me that involves the fae#I have the memory of a goldfish#and once I saw a perfectly circular ring of mushrooms on campus#and went wow what a perfectly round ring of mushrooms#and then went what if there was a body buried underneath there?#and then went what if I walked into it? and then I walked into it#if the fae were real#I’d die first#dcxdp#danny phantom#batman#Tim Drake
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does anyone know which ep they were filming when Peter & Davy got into a fight ... I feel like I knew which one it was but I can't remember.
#see I swear I saw someone say monkees paw#but just wanna check#i have the memory of a goldfish#the monkees#peter tork#davy jones
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of note re: the spam messaging you post—i will spam message you. and then i will forget to reply to you. and then i will finally respond and spam message you again. it's an endless cycle.
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My " 'Jon's characters are related' tree" corrected
So....upon first posting it, I've realized that I've forgotten Roman and Wiggly. But that's not all, I can do better. Yesterday, I've realized that I also forgot Daniel/Stopwatch... So, here is a corrected version of the family tree. Though, I still deliberately did not include Wiggly and cie. for my sanity's sake. I could have added the Emma and her family to the tree, but since her and Paul don't have children together, let alone children played by Jon, I chose otherwise.

So... here is some explanation on how I connected the Murray and Monroe families the the Matthews one :
Again, Roman doesn't share the same surname. And Roman being the leader of Nibbly's cult, I wouldn't be surprised (and HC) that he is much older than he looks like. Probably around Sheila's age actually... So, it's through his sister that he is connected to Paul ! But again, the ages wouldn't have fitted that well if he was his great-uncle. So, I went down a generation below. Roman's niece is actually the Matthews' matriarch, Paul's grandmother.
Which makes Linda Paul's second (degree) cousin, despite them being around the same age. I partially explain that by the fact that, at least in my HC, her mother was something around 30 years younger than Roman (yeah, yikes) .
In the same order of ideas, her children are Paul's father's cousins, his first cousins then, despite them being younger than most of Richie's generation. In fact, I don't think Trent is much older than little Jerri... Talking about them, I know Gerald isn't the biological father of at least half of Linda's children. But because we don't know who their fathers actually are and that Gerald's name most probably is on the birth certificate, I am going to put them as his children. Not that it changes anything for the sake of relating each of Jon's characters.
Stopwatch is Gary's son. No real reason if why not ?
Also, here's some HCs about the dynamics in the family !
The twins know for Daniel's power, but not for the fighting ring. Richie's been so overexcited to learn that, that Daniel feared he would spill the beans. Thankfully, he didn't. Under oath not to. All the family think Daniel has martial art classes, only his father knows the truth about the fights.
Daniel calls Paul and his siblings uncle and aunt. Jerry did try to break him out of the habit, he's their first cousin not their nephew. But it just made it worst. Now, Jerry is suspecting Gary to bribe his son to purposefully call him that just to piss him off.
Girl Jeri knows that Jerry has nephews and a first cousin. But not at first ! When she saw them for the first time, walking pass them on the street, she legit stopped in her track and searched for a solid minute why they looked so similar to Jerry. He had to clarify why later.
All the men are made from the same mold in the family ! No seriously. If Little Jerri had actually been raised by his parents, instead of being left in the woods as a baby, he'd look like his father's exact copy.
When Paul brought Emma to a family reunion for the first time, she did make a joke/comment on the fact they all look like clones. Which was particularly hilarious in the "Forever an always" timeline...
Linda has no idea that she is related to the Matthews.
#hatchetverse#team starkid#jon matteson's characters are related headcannon#the guy who didn't like musicals#nerdy prudes must die#nightmare time#black friday#family tree#headcanon#I have the memory of a goldfish#now...to tag each characters 😭#roman murray#linda monroe#gerald monroe#trent monroe#seaton monroe#jordan monroe#river monroe#gary goldstein#stopwatch#paul matthews#trevor npmd#richie lipschitz#boy jerry#girl jeri#the lumber axe starkid
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Forgot AO3 was having maintenance today, want to guess how I remembered?
#ao3#i have the memory of a goldfish#when i get the motivation to do something is also the most inconvenient time for it#ao3 maintenance
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I CAN'T BELIEVE I REBLOGGED THE SAME CROSS ART TWICE WHAT IS THIS
#GOD FUCKING#I AM NOT NORMAL#I HAVE THE MEMORY OF A GOLDFISH#I JUST SAW THE SAME EXACT PICTURE#WENT “mmmmm cross”#AND REBLOGGED#AND THEN I HAD THE MOST VIOLENT SENSE OF DEJA VU#AND I WENT TO MY PROFILE#AND BAM#I REPOSTED IT#EARLIER#GOD#BANGING HEAD ON GROUND#PLEASE#I LOVE THIS MAN#SO MUCH
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Plz plz plz plz plz can you tag me in your Noah stuff? I will love you forever 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
HIIII LOVE!!! ABSOLUTELY!!! i'll be sure to tag you in all things noah!! ♡
#♡ depends who's asking#answered#♡ xmads omensx#if i forget please remind me though#i have the memory of a goldfish
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Yeah, I know Felt... Felt up YOUR MOM
#look I never know what's going on in the cosmere#I have the memory of a goldfish#wat spoilers#technically#stormlight 5#cremposting
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Why are boys so prettyyyyyyyy
well, theres this natural phenomena called boys are too cute ... is this about the boy in your chinese?? SPILL PLEASE
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I’m sorry but I think I was 🥁 anon. I really don’t want that anon to take my instrument
Omg I forgot 😭 somehow you didn't make it on my list and it's been so long my brain totally spaced
So sorry 🥁 anon
#i have the memory of a goldfish#i'm sure theres others I've forgotten too#it's been a long time since ive seen some anons in my inbox#answered
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URUEUEUUEUEUEUUEUE WHYA THEH FUCK HECKING WACKERS UEUEUEUEUEUUEUEUEUUEUEUEUUEE I LIKED IT VERY MUCH EURUEUEUUEUEUE
I dont know what the context is for this anymore but yes I agree 👍🏻
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I am so awful at actually posting my art anywhere. I’m still working on the Isat animatic although I’m planning on redrawing a lot of the frames. I’ve also returned to my undertale phase so I’ve been drawing a lot of fanart for that, I’ll try to remember to post it here. ALSO I FOUND A NEW BRUSH OMG I CAN MAKE SKRUNKLY ART WITH IT I AM SO HAPPY!! Tiny update over I’ll post some art straight after this while I remember to <3
Remember to look after yourselves and don’t drink your paint water <3 (I see you I know you where about to reach for it)
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I love it when me and my mutuals just like and reblog each other back and forth. It's an endless cycle and I love it
#We appreciate mutuals in this blog#If i ever forget one of you exists i apologise#i have the memory of a goldfish#mountaintea rambles#anyways#love yall#mutual or not
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totally forgot to do this but HAPPY LATE BDAY TO ME
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