#jondami headcanon

[sicariodechinchulines]

Damijon headcanon: Dami doesn't flirt, he COURTS.

•We tend to forgot WHERE and HOW Damian was raised. He just doesn't get the concept "Highschool sweetheart". when he first mentioned that, they were at a gala.

"-Im not interested on playdates, that's a waste of time.-" and they nodded because that's SOOO him, but then... "-If someone is interested on my being and dare to ask for my hand, I expect them to be ready for marriage. If not, then is just to be mean a ephemeral game that I won't even bother to remember, they shouldn't either."

Unnecessary to say that reporters we're so fucking excited with that response, so much that they didn't notice Dick Grayson hanging from a chandelier.

• and yes, he had a girlfriend before, even shared some kisses with other ladies and acted like a gentleman for them, but the truth is: he didn't take them seriously.

• Dami was ready for living alone and single, that's not the big deal, but Jon appeared again, and things started to get weird... in an amusing and warming way. Jon was now a mature good looking man, strong and good-natured as always. The little naive and childish boy was gone, and now was a man; a man worthy of his attention, in any areas.

• Without saying ANYTHING about his feels, he started to court Jon in the way he learned was appropriate, the problem is: Jon Kent is not a lady.

AND IS NEITHER SINGLE.

• Flowers, luxurious gifts and expensive jewelry. People started to suspect if Jon became some type of sugar baby for Damian, but when is questioned, Jon unsuspecting, answer "I don't know, rich people are weird"

• yes, people, Damian does HOLD the doors open for Jon, while ignoring the people behind, usually ending on them smashing their faces with the door.

• They rarely travel on cars, but when they do, Dami open the door for him; the bats are BEWILDERED by that.

• Needless to say that Jay DOES want to beat the shit out of him. (I don't blame him, if a sort of Arabic prince- heir of one of the biggest fortune in the world- a fucking Robin is trying to conquer MY boyfriend, I would love to beat the shit out of him too.)

Even if he's mad at him, don't see the point on competing with a child, because after all he's not even 15.

• Everyone knows that this boy is weird in SOOO many ways, but waiting 4 years until the object of your courtship is legally able to touch you, is little to much... even for Superman, who lost his virginity in his late twenties.

• Clark never say anything about that matter, first because he doesn't want to feed rumors, and second..

Because if he ADMIT that he would be okay with Damian marrying his son, Batman will KILL HIM.

•Even if he is worried about the future that Damian and Jon hold as best friends or partners, he can't denied that Damian devotion to Jon is cute.

Sorry but Clark is a hopeless romantic who loves his wife DEEPLY

(and he doesn't like Jay at all, he doesn't knows him as much he would like, neither is happy with the amount of info about his son that is on internet now thanks to jay's activism... but this ray of sunshine don't talk about that because, wHAT IF HE IS BEING HOMOPHOBIC OR SOMETHING?? Don't want to stress his boy with that.)

• after the SHOW Damian Wayne gave at that gala talking about his expectations on a partner and the PROPER way of courtship, the rumors about the younger Wayne being a heartbreaker like his father were over. NOW, they love to talk about how amazing and romantic Damian would be as a boyfriend.

When in an interview, a reporter mentioned Tim Drake-Wayne the titular "The teens dream: A prince like Damian Wayne. His thoughts about dating and how court a lady" he dissociated for 1 whole minute.

• the worst-best come now. Still hanging from that titular a journalist did DARE to ask about PRE-MARITAL SEX. (yes, Bruce demanded that journalist, yes, Bruce won.)

"- Isn't obvious? I'm against it, at least for myself. I don't find shame on waiting the proper person to lost your virginity with... even if I fall in love with SOMEONE who isn't virgin anymore, I'll wait anyway."

And yes, that was a hint for Jon. Jon didn't get it, but the press did.

It was funny how teen boys were so spiteful towards him and how teen girls were so delighted. Damian set the bar so high for Gotham boys.

• even with all the gifts and flowers and food, Jon is the ONLY ONE who don't notice. His mother did, his father did, Batman, Redhood, RedRobin and Nightwing DID, even StARFIRE AND THAT'S A LOT. a night after a mission she just said "Correct me if I'm wrong... but the little Robin is courting Superman according his culture standards, isn't?" And the whole Bat Boys just stared.

"That's adorable... a little gentleman!"

• They usually cuddle. It was hard for Jon getting used to it after YEARS gone, but Damian was weirdly okay with it, even pleased Jon can say.

But there was something unsettling. He don't cuddle him as before, instead he do it in a way that makes Jon feel incredibly conscious about himself, but safe anyway.

Damian does it on purpose, holding Jon head close to his chest when they are on the couch, caressing the side of Jon's jaw and lightly touching his temple.

If Jon is being lucky and Damian too tired, he will press his nose against his curls and close his eyes, answering anything with a lazy "mmh"

• Bruce is worried. He's not Clark, he's not tHAT optimistic. He knows his son and how unhinged and dangerous he can be, and see this said devotion as a time bomb. What if Jon is not that good??? Or Damian manage to CONQUER the teen's heart and decide to guide him into a darker path???? Jon probed that he can DIE for him in most of one occasion, Damian is starting to act the same and is unsettling.

Sorry if isn't readable, my mother language is Spanish and i learned English from comics, translator and weirdly poetic AO3 p0rn. If you're that kind, please point out my mistakes or care to give me an advice so I can better my grammar, ty so much!!!!

[kk-killer]

Jonathan Kent POV (headcanon)

"they all wil say that Damian is capable of anything, at least he way more better than me. Damian's stronger, more intelligent, braver, cunning, persistent and confident by his nature. but i... i owe my powers to my great genes. there has never been a "strong" Jonathan Kent, but there has always been strong Damian Wayne."

[simp4fictionalmenandjesus]

To elaborate on my idea of Tim and Dami forming a friendship through gossiping about their respected supers. (And eventually gossiping about everyone LOL)

Kon and Jon have def noticed the shit talking as well.

Kon found out on purpose when he tuned in onto one of Tim and Dami's conversations out of curiosity when he was bored out of his mind standing next to Clark at a Wayne gala.

"The worst part is the throwing, Timothy. Though I can easily adapt to any situation... Being held by the cape and tossed isn't very dignified." Tim nods his head lightly to his brothers words, giggles falling from his lips that made Kon's stomach do flips.

"You gotta train him to throw you well. I had to force Kon to practice throwing techniques with me for weeks until we found a comfortable and dignified way for him to toss me." Kon remembers those training sessions from back in the early days of Young Justice. It's part of what drew him and Tim closer.

Damian nods his head at his brothers words. "Very well, I will take that into consideration." A more serious look dawns onto Damian's face after that.

"Do you have any methods on how to get Jon to look more presentable for galas?"

Tim pauses, sips his glass of (fake) champagne, and smirks. "Don't give him the option to pick his own outfit."

Now Kon knows why Tim insists on getting ready for galas together. Control freak. (Kon will deny the fact that he enjoys letting Tim do his hair and tie his tye.)

On the other hand, Jon found out on accident when he was playing block blast on Damian's phone. (Lois took his phone away since he snuck it into his room at night and stayed up past his bedtime. Whining that he "was a superhero!" and "superheroes don't have bedtimes!" Only earned him a ruffle of his hair from Clark as he tucked his son into bed.) A notification from an unsaved number pops up.

Jon recognised the number as Tim's since Kon had told him that: if he couldn't reach Kon, and needed help with something that he didn't want Clark and Lois to know about, he should contact Tim.

The notification read 'you're joking 💀 poisoned apple pie is crazy... go buy him the cookbooks I mentioned, trust🤞🤞’

Jon flies into the field, where Damian is chilling with the chickens and asks "Did you like the pie I made you?" Damian glances at Jon and nods his head. "It was good."

Jon didn't think much of the message until Damian came over two days later with a pile of cookbooks in his hands.

[boozereblog]

One of my favorite Damijon headcanons is that, because they've been friends for so long, they've normalized dark humor between them to the point where Jon doesn't even consider it inappropriate, because "It's Damian he's obviously joking" and he's usually right. But then Damian says something super insulting and the only sound in the room full of people (possibly the titans) is Jon trying not to lose his shit and failing.

[multiverseworm]

The Wayne property being large enough to have a private farm if they wished to, but Bruce for obvious reasons not allowing Damian to literally turn their backyard into a wildlife sanctuary even if it’s so financially easy to maintain for them must be frustrating to him.

Because then there’s Jon, who has lived his entire life in a farm with different kinds of animals and if a stray walked into the farm, Clark would not hesitate to take them in, even if they aren’t sure how they will feed all of their animals (or themselves) that month.

And you know Damian ‘animal lover’ Wayne was losing his shit when he found out that Jon gets to have as many animals as he pleases (even if he chooses not to) when he has to beg to keep one tiny little cat (it’s the fifth one this week).

[lunaxstrange]

BATFAMILY HEADCANON

The young members (Cass, Steph, Damian, Duke) absolutely refuse to believe that Discowing ever existed. So the conversations go something like this:

Steph: You're telling me that Dick "charms strangers on the street without even trying" Grayson intentionally looked funky while saving the city?

Babs: *shrugs*

Steph: Pfft. Nice one, Babs. I almost believed you.

Damian: Grayson is smarter than your whole family combined.

Jon: But Kara told me-

Damian: Supergirl should mind her own business.

Jon: You know, she even went on a date with him back when he was Robin! I heard her telling Kon that it was terrible...

Damian: *offended* In case you have not noticed, Jonathan, my brother is with the Princess of Tamaran. I do not think he achieved that by having a suit worse than you.

Cass: *signing* He is definitely trying to mess with you.

Duke: I don't know, man. Tim said he had evidence of the suit till Oracle had him destroy it after he became Robin.

Cass: *signing* Sounds too convenient.

Duke: I guess...

But they want to clear it up just for the sake of their own conscious. They've tried confirming it from Jason but he goes into a spiral of mental trauma (Dick threatened to leak the picture of him crying while watching Lilo and Stitch).

Cass: *signing* Is it true?

Jason: *sighs dramatically* Whenever I try to think too much about my Robin days, *looks at the ceiling* it brings back bad memories.

Cass: *holds his hand* I'm so sorry. That was stupid of me.

Jason: *shocked and feeling bad* Oh no no, I'm fine-

Bruce and Alfred just brush them off. Bruce does it for Dick's sake and Alfred likes to see them fuss about all day discussing the legitimacy of Discowing.

Damian: Father, I must see the record files from Todd's Robin days.

Bruce: Why the sudden interest?

Damian: I wish to, well, help-

Bruce: *well aware what this is about* No.

Alfred: Miss Brown, I have no knowledge of Master Richard's life after he became Nightwing.

Steph: Bullshit. You know everything that goes on in the manor.

Alfred: Evidently, this happened outside the manor. *smiles* If it even happened, that is.

And with Dick not even giving them a chance to bring it up, Discowing becomes a myth all around the heroes. Did he truly exist? We may never know.

[ghostybat]

Jon, clearly drunk: At least... We have each other

Damian, also clearly drunk: I love you so much

Jon: I love you too

Damian, pulling Jon's face closer to his: This is real

Jon: I know

Damian: You're my husband

Jon: You're my husband

Damian: You married me in front of people!

Jon: I did! I was there!

[fluffy-anna]

Made a Damian Wayne aesthetic moodboard/wallpaper

Honestly I love him so much, I hope he was humanized more often, he's just a kid, I wish to give him the biggest hug. Also bro would fw mitski's music so hard

[tha-star]

I love the trope of wearing your boyfriend's clothes. And I was reading a fanfic where Jon is excited to introduce Damian to his college friends (both age up), and Damian ended up realizing that Jon was kind of wanting to show off his boyfriend.

So I was wondering what it would be like for Damian to show up at Jon's college or somewhere Jon is with his colleagues, wearing Jon's jersey or jacket?

I feel that Jon would be into it.

Also waking up in the morning and making coffee, and Damian will find him in the kitchen, sleepy, wearing only underwear and a Jon's shirt.

The kind of boyfriend who sees the one he loves wearing his clothes and gets all excited, butterflies in his stomach.

I imagine he's the type who wants to show off a little with Damian 🤭

Jon would forget what he was doing at that sight.

He would only return to reality with Damian mocking him: Do you like burnt pancakes?

(The fanfic I was talking about:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/26457448/chapters/64466299

Really good one)

[fishfingersandjellybabies]

Okay but a thought struck me the other day, and maybe I’ll write it, but considering writing was my goal this weekend and I instead ended up at urgent care - sharing as a hc in case I never do 😂

The birds and the superkids are all still besties/dating (whatever your preference, doesn’t matter here) and yada yada happens and Damian and Kon just…get into a giant argument.

So they’re screaming at each other or whatever, and Kon just brings up the fact of “If you forced Jon to pick between us, he’d pick me.”

And it stings but Damian’s like ‘no shit, you’re his brother.’

But then to REALLY rub salt in the wound, Kon says, “And if you forced Tim to, he’d pick me too.”

And that one hits like a ton of bricks ‘cause - yeah. Tim probably would.

And it’s just the thing to say to trigger all of Damian’s insecurities and self loathing and - yeah, of course everyone would abandon him first chance they get. They’d be stupid not to! So why should any of them - Damian included - waste their energy!

So of course in his hurt he retreats from everyone, and it takes most people way too long to notice (except Jon obviously) but eventually Kon is asked if he knew anything and he guiltily mentions their argument and the terrible things he said.

And oh BOY are Jon and Tim fuckin’ FURIOUS. Jon definitely punches him. Tim…maybe.

[yeetdeeznuts]

I’m bored and haven’t slept in 48 hours so here’s a full extended list of my bat family (mostly Damian) headcannons!

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-Damian actually has a huge sweet toothe he inherited from his time with Dick and his favorite is chocolate.

-Tim loves Star Trek an unhealthy amount

-Jason has a full playlist of “white girl music” and blasts it while he trains

-Damian has definitely had a Pokemon, danganronpa, animal crossing, or ouran high school host club phase

-Damian is the embodiment of Marina and The diamonds

-Damian ALSO listens to the Crane Wives religiously

-Dick is a Chappell Roann diehard

-Steph has watched the notebook at least 30 times (cried each time)

-Jason has also seen the notebook and cried each time (even if he won’t admit it)

-Tim listened to The Living Tombstone

-Dick’s favorite cereal is fruity pebbles

-Nika once forced (more like cutely asked and Damian folded) her and Damian into being Veronica and JD for Halloween

-Damian often steals other people’s clothes doesn’t matter who (Dick, Bruce, Jon, even Steph) they all think it’s adorable and don’t have the heart to ask for them back

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[sicariodechinchulines]

DOMESTIC DAMIJON IN THEIR TWEENIES, BABYSITTING TRINITY AND ARGUING ABOUT EXPENSES (and why the fuck Damian decided to buy a $2000 coffee maker)

[damian-al-ghul-wayne]

🦇🐮✨️

Animal study with Bat-Cow. She was the perfect subject to practice on, and I am extremely happy with how this study came out.

(for better quality, click on the image )

[camo-wolf]

Damian and Jon sleeping in bed

Jon-(wakes up) I’m late for school!

…wait I’m an adult i don’t go to school (goes back to sleep)

Damian-….your a teacher

Jon-(waking up frantically) IM A TEACHER

[vigilantesyth]

JonDami au

Damain teaches jon how to dance.

You see damain knows how to dance, like its one of the things he had to learn and also one of the ways the al ghul family bonds(they don't say it) without violence. So it becomes his love language, he dosnt share this with anyone and keeps it close to his chest refusing to entertain the idea.

How Jon finds out and starts to learn?

Jon had a school dance and was co planning about not knowing how to dance in Damian's room. Damain refuses to have his best friend not know how to dance and teaches him how to.

After the walts, he teaches jon alot of dances mostly pair dances since jon liked them more, and the two started a habit of dancing when ever the stake out got boring or even after patrol or when ever they had the time. This helped both boys fight better, of course, and it translated in their training and how well they fight together. Bruce knew something was up but didn't care because damian was more mellowed out because of it, and Clark was just happy his son was fighting more carefully.

When jon was trapped in the time thing with his grandfather both would dnace around the same time every night acting like thr other was there to dance with them.

When jon came back, he found Damian on a rooftop, and neither said a thing nor playing any music. They danced.

And even when they grew apart they still made the time to dance with each other it's one of things they kept to themselves.

[kanrajpg]

Some of the reasons I like to image Damian as a short king is because 1. I just think it's kind of funny, I think it adds for great comedy amongst the batfam and 2. The kid has a metal spine, I'm not a doctor but you can't tell me that's not gonna cus some height issues in the future

Damian hits like 5'7/5'8 and only learns to accept it by the time his 25, the rest of his family (mostly his brothers) won't let it go and that's what brings me joy