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atopvisenyashill · 11 months ago

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i was thinking more about characters Performing Gender, but not necessarily Transgressing Gender. I wound up focusing on Ned and Sansa bc I feel like I understand them the most but-

Sansa as a hostage is imo the most obvious (bc it’s so well done) moment of someone clearly Performing Gender but not being transgressive in that performance. Which isn’t to say it’s not a complicated performance; it’s a fine line Sansa walks between weaponizing her gender to protect herself without seeming too fake. She’s trying to placate the Lannisters by playing the perfect, dedicated, air headed betrothed because it’s the only defense she has - if she outwardly rebels, she will be punished in a likely violent and/or sexual way (which isn’t even conjecture - when she says “or maybe he’ll give me yours” Joffrey has her struck with an armored hand). She’s not quite successful in being convincing but that’s because it’s a rather extreme situation; despite no one believing her, she does make herself seem meek and stupid enough that no one suspects she’s plotting to escape with Dontos until she’s well away from KL. The fact that she even has Dontos to confide in is because of Sansa’s relationship with gender! When she saves him, she covers her rebellious slip by playing up Joffrey’s intelligence & his role as King; she reaches for “tools” of her gender AND of ~proper manhood~ to save a life and herself from another beating. Her retreats into the godswood and silence are very much Sansa attempting to recharge from these draining interactions, the same way a knight would need to stop and eat and rest after a fight. She is fighting, constantly, by forcing herself to stay within the narrow confines of a specific type of gender performance as a way of shielding herself from harm.

Ned yelling at Cat is another big one, and I’ve seen the scene referred to as Ned using his patriarchal power to scare Cat, which is a great description. It feels like a Performance because Ned is putting on this terrifying Lord Stark mask in an attempt to get Catelyn to stop asking about Jon (and Lyanna). This is not how he usually acts with those he loves! When Ned is with His People, he is welcoming of questions, curiosity, emotion, even transgressive thought (to a point! the idea that Ned is a feminist because he lets Arya learn to fight is Not accurate but you can’t deny he allows significantly more flexibility wrt gender expression than most of the fathers we meet in this series. the bar is in hell tho). Yet when Cat asks him about Jon’s mother, Ned scares her so well she stops asking & still remembers the moment bitterly over a decade later. And if that snippet we see through Bran’s eyes of Ned praying that Cat will forgive him does come after she asks (like it’s suspected), it’s clear not only that this is a performance he’s putting on & weaponizing against Cat, it’s one he does not like using as a weapon against someone he is close to. After using the power his gender gives him to cause harm, he retreats to the godswood and silence to pray and rest, much like Sansa. A spiritual cleanse, the way a soldier may pray after battle, to reset and reconnect Being A Proper Man to Being A Kind Man.

I think there’s something interesting in that two of the characters most widely defined by how well they adhere to Westerosi gender norms both dislike feeling like they had to weaponize their gender. They are exhausted by the performance, because it’s a performance. This isn’t Sansa getting excited over tourneys, or Ned teaching his sons to fight; it’s toxic masculinity, it’s structural misogyny. It’s something they’re good at, excel at, and connected to something they enjoy but when it’s paired with violence, whether done by Ned or done to Sansa, it crosses over in their minds from an innate part of themselves (The Gender) to a performance necessary due to survival (The Gender Role). And that after these performances, both retreat to nature & god as a way of resting and cleansing from the experience.

#valyrianscrolls #ned stark #sansa stark #getting on my soap box #there’s something here too about romanticism. like shelley and coleridge and whitman. the need to return to nature to undo society’s harm.#especially with the way various romance movements and romantic tropes are played with by their characters.#i can’t even remember who said it which just shows u how shitty an english major i am aksjd but about how.#like society is necessary but just as necessary is the ability to escape into nature. i *think* it was coleridge i’m probably wrong.#the gender war makes corpses of us all #gender politics in asoiaf #obviously you can point to several moments for both of them. sansa calling petyr father. ned’s relationship with theon. wherein they both #are clearly performing something for an audience.#there’s like 12 other branches of this in my head. jaime’s romanticism. being knighted bloody & the sacrilegious nature of the sept sex.#and his inability to escape his gender performance the way ned & sansa do. ned being willing to cry in front of others but robb only ever #crying in the dark with his baby brother after he loses ned. cat’s tower stuff & finding solace in sewing.#i’m gonna try to write up something about loras & renly here too. tomorrow.#also i wrote this at the train station after work so if there’s errors or it makes no sense just pretend u never saw it skskdj

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ultramarinaa · 2 months ago

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thank you for making Joan look unkept and unwell. I see too many genderbends that just pretty-ify male characters who are SUPPOSED to be gross and grimey, for the sake of making them cuter or whatever. let Joan be just as stinky as Jon<3

If you ever see me pull shit like that please explode me as this is not me and I have been replaced.

Fr, I hate yassification of female characters. I want my fem versions to have same energy as their male counterparts. If Jon has energy of a library rat who never had a day of peace in his life then the fem version should stay the same.

I am in the process of making fem Peter Lucas and you better know she will be built like a mountain.

#asks

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truthinquotations · 8 months ago

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goooood when my bestie told me that the prickly main character and his incompetent subordinate are gonna be a nice couple Nobody fucking prepared me for how utterly INSANE Jon gonna be for Martin

he literally wanted to kill the entire world and full on expected martin to still date him😭😭😭😭 and even when he agreed to pass on the fears he only did it when it became clear martin is gonna die😭😭😭😭 he couldn't give two fucks about the world in the last episode holy shit that's hilarious

if martin was the one who needed to die in order to save the world Jon would SO be content with letting all 7 billion ppl die it's not even funny no morals whatsoever bro spent three weeks in that cottage and became so delusional and hooked on his bf he's actually like crack to him

If martin died he's fr killing himself and arranging them to be in the same casket christ

#jon sims #martin blackwood #tma podcast #the magnus archives #jonmartin #jonathan sims

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sunnysideaeggs · 5 months ago

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uuuuh okay thoughts about S2E1 (disclaimer: SPOILERS! and some unpopular opinions bc i WILL be criticizing alicent). most of these i had during my watch yesterday, and now i’m elaborating on them after more thinking about it. looooong post ahead

okay i liked the new intro. i will miss the blood pouring but i think the tapestries are a more visual way to convey targaryen history.

my favorite parts were the shot of vhagar and balerion in the field of fire(? idk they were eating men (green dragon black dragon !!!), the jaehaerys and alysanne portrait, alicent and rhaenyra and aegon and rhaenyra crowned side by side. beautiful.

also, the blood beneath the thread !!! targaryen history is written in blood. never forget this.

i dont particularly like jace being at the wall. it makes little sense to me, especially because the north is massive and i don’t think that cregan would like to make a procession to the wall just because a prince is there. i liked the tidbits though: jon going to the watch is a tradition he followed unknowingly :)

show me more political jace please, he’s cool.

‘surely torrhen would’ve rather died instead of bending the knee unless he believed aegon could bring unity to the 7K’ jace pls 💀

it’s funny that in one scene rhaenys and daemon had more tension and chemistry than all the scenes of daemon with adult rhaenyra. maybe what he needs is a GILF to put him in his place? lmao

LAENA MENTION LETS GOOOOO

‘make it a son for a son’ referring to aemond? alicent has no bone to pick here be fr i can smell bleach for the whitewashing a mile away

i also have issue with the writers’ choice of making rhaenyra ignore her physical needs and spend apparently days riding on dragon back and doing jumps and that when she just had a miscarriage. it’s canon that she was in bed rest for half a year because the loss of visenya took a toll on her body. it will be dumb and criticized if she’s fine to disappear for weeks but not to fight.

alyn velaryon? ok i’m mad bc corlys literally knows this dude is his son ???

i love how we all pretend that corlys and rhaenys were particularly interested in the strong boys. idk i can’t really care about that anymore

ow is helaena sewing alicent a dress? please tell me it’s not a shroud

AEGON APPEARED WOOO 🍳✨

‘where’s jaehaerys? where are his lessons?’ my man doesn’t know to what school his kids go lol

also he can recognize the twins apart with only seeing them :)✨ cute

aegon wanted jaehaerys in his council !!!! he’s making sure jae KNOWS he’s his heir and he’s on aegon’s mind

oh hel is comfortable enough with him to tell him about her prophecies, i’m just afraid that no one understand her

‘the rats’ NOOOOO

aegon is always like ‘😐❔’ around her lol

‘the queen is an enduring mystery’ he’s a poet i love him

alicole pussyeating but at what cost

why does criston has that empty look in his eyes, he had the same look in his scene with rhaenyra

where is all the raw emotion between them from last season? it’s giving cersei and lancel when it should be cersei and jaime. no deep gazes, no catholic guilt, something’s amiss

jaehaerys and egg </3 my feels they’re so cute

okay i have a bone to pick here because why is tyland being treated like a joke? i can get past jaehaerys toying with him because he’s a child, but aegon respected his allies (that’s a big part about him) and would never antagonize them in that way. it’s given rhaenyra and lady redwyne when we know both characters differ the most in the way they treat their subjects.

also, this is TYLAND LANNISTER, the most employed guy ever. he literally put his skin on the fire for his team, he’s loyal and he’s the best ally the greens could’ve asked for. if anyone is to thank for the death of the dragons, it’s him. put some respect on his name because this is the finance bro to end all finance bros.

also he’s always saying important things: the treasure in the green council, jason’s moves here. please listen to him!

another thing i dislike is the way important political moves are being brushed off. the treasure is a big big matter. it should be said explicitly what the council is doing about it being the focus of the scene. i’m sure most casual viewers didn’t catch that the comedic relief is making big money moves that will backfire later.

but anyways jaehaerys is so cute hehe

happy father’s day to aegon targaryen and aegon targaryen only

okay i’m rewatching the jaehaerys and tyland scene and i love tyland’s accent, and how polite he is to the little prince

go aemond in the council !!!

‘you do not have a seat in this council’ okay alicent please stfu. i disliked her demeanor since she was chastising aegon and tyland but this is too much. remember you do not have a seat either.

and no she doesn’t: she’s queen mother, not queen regent. aegon is an able adult and can rule without her help. i know the only council we had was with cersei but that’s because joffrey and tommen were under westeros’ age of majority. that alicent is there is out of aegon’s kindness and the council members’ respect.

also why would she be mad that the brothers are brothering ??? girl you wanted them to be on each other’s side

SUNFYRE MENTION LETS GOOOO

‘we must proceed cautiously’ i think all caution must be thrown overboard here. i know they want to portray A/R as the ‘voices of reason’ being pushed to war and all but sometimes violence is necessary to prevent more violence. what tywin said about murdering a dozen people in a dinner and a thousand in battle.

i’m tired of this aemond slander. he did it, but he’s innocent your grace

why larys kinda…

ok i love his voice

oh so now every move of alicent is seen by larys. she knows that he knows. neat.

why do the handmaidens wear green? they should wear gold ☀️

okay i initially thought syrax was sunfyre because of the pink of his wings. i hope sunfyre is golden smh

it’s neat that we remember than no matter what side we’re on, for the common people dragons are a source of fear and caution. the fishermen are loyal to rhaenyra yet they will run away from her when she’s on syrax because they don’t trust a dragon.

rhaenyra’s pain is so deep, i really empathized with her. absolutely devastating. her expression, her grabbing the cape, everything

emma is so fucking talented for real, making me feel for the death of a character i dislike

(oh how the mourning of a woman for her child will cause thousands of mothers mourning their children the same)

‘aegon the magnanimous’ when your homie gives you a ridiculous nickname

my boy sits and listens to his subjects, calls them by their names and tells them not to be afraid. hello jerard what can i do 4 u? :)

i love how egg is like ‘yea whatever take ur sheep jerard pls like me’

okay i dislike otto here. aegon is obviously into crowd pleasing (a secret tool that will be useful later) and for once it’s okay. jerard will go home with his sheep and be a diehard aegon supporter and raise his kids to be the same, tell his friends about the king’s generosity. i think otto should know better than to angry the population in time of war, even if you can’t make the flock whole, give the man grain or coin so he can feed his family and the effort of going to the king’s house.

hugh? like hugh hammer? ooooh

‘our victory depends on the efforts of the smallfolk’ close enough welcome back princess diana

another otto slander moment here. i don’t think it’s wise to chastise the king (an adult, mind you) and putting himself in between of aegon and the court like that. did we saw otto with viserys? he sat by his side and whispered his advice in a discreet manner. he didn’t try and strongarmed his king in front of dozens of people. that’s not a smart way of doing things. it’s called soft power for a reason

also, i think the directors were trying to make otto parallel tywin in that joffrey in the throne scene, but tywin was explicitly trying to get joffrey to be more involved in the council and the two were alone. give it to aegon, let him have his fun in public and manipulate him in private, that is the way. doing dumb shit like that only makes aegon look like a kid and otto like a shameless powergrabbing dude

one thing i appreciate is that aegon has his own court. he has his lads-in-waiting, he has a few ladies following behind, and that’s how a king should be. we always saw the royal kids isolated (joff, tommen, rhaenyra only had alicent) when in reality most important people will have a flock of people accompanying them every day.

now that’s what i’m talking about. larys is all about being subtle, honey trapping his way to power. that’s how the game of thrones is played. while aegon will not agree with him just like that (because larys gives him the oogies), i’m sure he will remember larys’ words.

‘as viserys wished’ oh don’t speak of him fuck what he wants

an ally would not sit there and cut her legs at the table of men? girl you do that yourself

alicent, the problem is not otto undermining you, is both of you yapping about shit aegon and aemond not care about and winning empty victories lol

aegon will probably forget about jerard next episode, but will not forget feeling his wings being cut by otto. aemond remained in the council room but will remember alicent wanting him gone.

i wish alicent and otto believed more on their kids/grandkids

mysaria apparition yay

‘you speak of highborn games, i am common born’ tell him girl

daemon don’t put your hands on women challenge: impossible

chemistry with mysaria? uuuuh

i love how everyone reminds erryk of arryk like ‘ayo where ur bro at?’ a matching set is not matching, it’s giving the parent trap

‘i want aemond targaryen’ okay at least she knows who to blame. i want to see more of vengeful rhaenyra, let women be mad

daemon going for aemond instead of for jaehaerys is such a cheap move smh, whitewashing at its finest

jaecarys and rhaenyra :(

is it too insensitive to say that jace’s hair looks great? you’re serving cunt? your brother just died and you’re serving cunt?

ow alerie florent :((((

FUCK VISERYS TARGARYEN

i really like the symbolic funeral. that shot of rhaena crying over the fire? chills

is it me or they changed joffrey’s actor? idk

uuuuh alicent idk if that’s empathy or weakness 🙃

once again i don’t think it’s neat that they show blood being a normal goldcloak. he was discharged dishonorably for femicide. be honest

cheese’s actor kinda looks like joaquin phoenix

‘i want aemond targaryen’ i hate this fucking show.

ROSBY AND STOKEWORTH MENTION LETS GOOO

criston agreeing with aemond in private but backing alicent in public is the medieval version of ‘yea kid ur right but i don’t wanna fight with your mom’

criston looks so tired :(

‘her grace speaks with two tongues’ SAY YOUR TRUTH AEMOND

it is vain to try and blame aemond for starting the war when the war was brewing since before he was born. rhaenyra wouldn’t give up her claim, daemon wouldn’t accept it. if rhaenyra ascended, the targtowers die. there’s not another version of this story

‘she holds love for our enemy, that makes her a fool’ that makes her a traitor. especially after the events of tonight. do we think rhaenyra has a designated green supporter that tries to get her to the green’s side? why would the greens have a rhaenyra cheerleader then?

gods forbid something happens and otto is not there 🙄 control freak

i like how they’re making aemond more rage-filled. careful ewan your book!aemond is showing

‘aegon the strong’ ‘my nephews have already taken that one’ but egg 💀💀💀

i really love how aegon has his court. he’s protected by the throne’s swords AND his homies got his back

the true king can sit however he likes. he lounges on the swords and they’re as soft as pillows to him. pretenders can’t relate.

in a deeper level, it shows how he’s comfortable both in the throne and surrounded by people. he has high trust. kinghood is a tool he doesn’t have any training on but he holds it like a natural

aegon truly trusts aemond. i love that for them. if they make aemond to be treacherous i’ll cry

AEGON THE DRAGONCOCK 🐲 rip leon estermont you would’ve loved shitposting

also why the ratcatchers are just walking around the keep? are they in the tunnels or in plain sight?

the kick to the doggie :( i really hope they didn’t really kick a dog for that

unrelated but i really need the rats around the red keep to mean something like larys skinchanging into them. they can’t be a red herring or just blood and cheese. they have too many shots

again, why are they out and about? isn’t it weird to see dudes in the middle of the night?

helaena’s maid looks like emma stone and she has really good eyebrows. i’m pretty sure she knows something (larys agent ofc)

how do we go from searching for aemond to threatening helaena? whyyyyyyy

oh right we had to blame the smallfolk for being soooo greedy and wicked and stupid that you tell them kill a great warrior and they kill a baby. because daemon can’t ever order a baby killed amiright?

the little beds noooooo :( baby jaehaerys

okay i was expecting more of helaena. in the books she’s described as pleading, begging, crying and so on. phia is killing it with the eye expressions but she looks stiff in comparison with only her necklace. even trying to bargain more (my husband can give you everything and more), some more tears, some stuttering would fit show!helaena’s too. that’s on the directors tho

i also dislike the choice that anyone can just barge in the room, literally they had to make the castle desert instead of blood and cheese waiting for hel in alicent’s rooms. i know someone is going to make the point of ‘why didn’t helaena scream or run?’ and yes partly. guess we had to slander alicent in another way right?

but alas, i am thankful that a prediction of the scene didn’t came true: no children being forcefully stripped. that would’ve sent me over the edge. they implied it but no child actors were harmed in this episode

omg the sounds of the head cutting and jaehaerys’ muffled sounds i wanna cry

helaena is so lost and the castle is a maze and nobody’s there and she’s lost lost lost and running with jaehaera i can’t

did she saw a vision there? when she stopped and went to alicent’s room

imagine going to comfort for your mom and she’s at it

‘return to your post lord commander’ why didn’t you criston? 🙃

also it didn’t pass me by that aegon has THREE kingsguards in addition to his four homies and his own sword. helaena had none. even if he was off duty and he’s sworn to alicent and not helaena, the lord commander is not commanding

THREE maids at the start of the episode doing absolutely nothing and none here? i’m so mad

‘they killed the boy’ :(((((

also why is helaena so disconnected? like why is she ‘able’ or is she in shock? i hope if they don’t make her go insane with pain like in the book she gets a revenge arc where she goes on dreamfyre, she deserves it.

i hope aegon kills them all.

#i really yapped my yappers away in this one #hotd #hotd critical #house of the dragon season 2 #hotd season 2 spoilers #hotd season 2 discussion #hotd spoilers #team green #buuuut in this one i don’t talk all that shit about team black for a change and also #alicent hightower critical #long post #aegon ii targaryen #helaena targaryen #aemond targaryen #anti daemon targaryen #tyland lannister #bc i love him and defend him a lot here #sunny cooks 🍳🍷

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in-my-feels-probably · 2 years ago

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I just realised I forgot to send a request!! silly sausage hours fr ✌🏻😔

anywho! if it is at all interesting to you, I was wondering if you’d like to write a Protective!Jon x Short!S/O based piece?? can be whatever you want, a blurb, headcannon, imagine - whatever idea comes to you based on this very vague prompt cuz I want to give you all the creative wiggle room to do what you want to do!!

could be something about the Short!S/O getting hurt defending Jon when someone talks shit about him or Jon sees/finds out his S/O was being harassed/had been touched without consent in any way and he sees RED, could be anything at all!! just some real good protective Jon Snow content pretty please 🥺💗

but, all the same, if this idea doesnt grab you then please do not feel at all pressured in writing it, it’s completely up to you!! no hard feelings 🤗

I wish you the most wonderful rest of your day!! ♡

That’s My Girl

Request: if it is at all interesting to you, I was wondering if you’d like to write a Protective!Jon x Short!S/O based piece?? can be whatever you want, a blurb, headcannon, imagine - whatever idea comes to you based on this very vague prompt cuz I want to give you all the creative wiggle room to do what you want to do!! could be something about the Short!S/O getting hurt defending Jon when someone talks shit about him or Jon sees/finds out his S/O was being harassed/had been touched without consent in any way and he sees RED, could be anything at all!! just some real good protective Jon Snow content pretty please

Hi! Thank you for the request, I'm sorry for the long wait. This is my first time writing for Jon! I’m hoping this is what you were looking for, but if not. Just let me know and I'd be able to fix it or write you something else.

I love Jon, I'm happy to write for him. To make sense of the story, the reader is technically a Bolton, and a sister to Ramsey. I set this around season 5-6. I hope you enjoy it!

(Warnings: swearing, violence, a fight, mentions of blood and wounds, slight sexual harassment, gross men, let me know if i missed anything)

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The Wall was not a good place for a woman. That fact, you knew all too well.

Women weren’t allowed at the wall, regardless of station or reason. This was a fact your family knew, and a fact they ignored.

You were born to a handmaiden, fathered by Roose Bolton. When you entered the early stages of being a woman, Lord Bolton legitimized you, and sent you to Winterfell to learn the ways of being a Lady. He figured you may be useful to him one day, someone he could marry off for an advantage.

Winterfell was where you met Jon Snow. He had always liked you. While you were technically a Bolton, you lived more than half of your life as a Snow. You were no longer legally a bastard, but you felt like one anyway.

Jon knew the feeling, and you became quite close throughout your years, before he left for the Wall and the rest of the Starks left as well.

You lived through the Greyjoy Rebellion, when Theon came and took Winterfell. You received word from your father, and were asked to stay anyways. After Robb’s death, the Bolton’s officially took over the castle.

Despite your father being named Lord of Winterfell and Warden of the North, he was no family to you. You’d never see him as such. Instead, the Northern folk who had lived in the city since the reign of the Starks took care of you, always there to be a friend if you needed them.

They were your true family. Them, and the Starks, although you hadn’t seen any of them in years. Most of them were dead.

When Lord Bolton died and his position was passed to the newly legitimized Ramsay Bolton, the families that had helped you sent you away for your own safety.

With you being the last legitimate Bolton, other than Ramsey, you challenged the claim to the North, despite being a woman. The North liked you more, and Ramsay was afraid they’d rebel if he allowed you to live.

You went to the Wall, seeking asylum.

You reconnected with Jon, who had recently been named Lord Commander. He allowed you to stay, despite the rules he was meant to follow.

But if he had allowed the Wildlings passage, he could allow you to stay as well.

To appease the men, you worked as a stewardess, making up for being another mouth to feed and for filling a bed in the single room. The only other empty single room, next to the Lord Commander’s suite.

It got easier as the weeks passed, and you slipped into a routine that was comfortable enough.

Sometimes, the men were a little rough with you. It was if they forgot you were a woman, not remembering to be gentler with you.

Others never forgot you were a woman, keeping their eyes on you at all times.

This occurred on opposite ends of the spectrum, one end containing men like Jon, Edd, and Sam, and the other containing men like Ser Allister, who hated you being there, as well as the men who wouldn’t hesitate to do you harm.

You knew those who followed Jon would keep an eye on you, never allowing true harm to come your way, but you still kept your guard up most of the time. In between doing your duties, you trained with the men, learning combat skills.

It reminded you of the times in Winterfell as children, when Jon would sneak you out of lessons with the Septa to train with him.

You were quite short, compared to the women of your age. Jon was on the shorter side too, in comparison to other men, but he could hold his own well enough. He wanted you to be able to do the same, so he wouldn’t have to worry as much about your safety.

You had gotten quite good at it, especially with the refresher at the Wall, and you were confident enough that you could handle yourself.

That didn’t mean you necessarily wanted to. If you could avoid it, you’d try and keep to yourself for most of the day, ignoring the men you didn’t like. But some of them made it quite hard on you.

“Lady Snow,” Ser Alliser taunted, coming into the kitchen where you were scrubbing pots. “Where’s your Commander? Figured he would’ve sent one of his watchdogs to come guard you, considering he isn’t here to do it himself.”

“He’s just as much your Commander as he is mine,” you replied, not looking up to dignify him with a reaction.

“That may be,” he said, taking a step towards you. He stopped in his tracks when he heard a growl coming from behind you, and saw a white beast stepping out from behind your legs.

“You’re right, My Lord,” you said, leaning over to scratch behind Ghost’s ears. “Jon did leave me unattended. Although, I expect a direwolf is as good of a watchdog as any man here. Would you like to test that theory? Come closer, then.”

Ghost snarled at Ser Alliser, making him take a step back. He glared at you, retreating to the door.

“You don’t belong here, Snow. You’ll come to see that soon.”

“Thank you for that,” you called, returning back to your work. “You can piss off now.”

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Later that day, much to your annoyance, another group of some of the men tried your patience again.

It was before dinner, when you had just finished up with your duties for the day. You had just brought Ghost his dinner, and were returning to the hall to eat, when three men cornered you in the courtyard.

“What do you want?” You asked, unimpressed.

“We want you to go,” one replied, making you roll your eyes.

The one closest to you nodded in agreement. “We didn’t vote for Jon to be the Commander.”

“You’re lucky you have him—“

He cut you off, his tone more aggressive. “Are we? So far, in the weeks he’s been Commander, he let the Wildlings through our gates. Now, he’s let a girl in.”

“That’s your problem? Ser Alliser almost let the Wall fall because of his own pride,” you spat, growing angry. “He should have listened to Jon when he had the chance. It cost us lives.”

“Us? There’s no us, you’re not one of us,” the man on the right finally spoke. His voice was significantly higher than he looked like he would sound, making you chuckle.

“What’s so funny?” The middle man asked.

“All of you,” you replied. “You’re very amusing to watch. Pathetic, really.”

“Watch your tone, bitch,” the man closest to you said. “Nobody wants to hear your mouth. As far I’m concerned, a woman has two purposes. Popping out kids, and warming my bed. Would you be interested in either?

You raised a brow, clenching your fists at your sides. He smirked, taking a step closer to you.

“What? Cat got your tongue, bitch? Not brave enough to say something without your useless Lord Commander there to save you?”

You couldn’t contain yourself any longer, swinging and cracking your knuckles across his jaw. You swung again before he could recover, smashing your fist into the bridge of his nose. He faltered back this time, landing on his ass.

“What?” You smirked, flexing your hand. “Cat got your tongue?”

He snarled, standing up. The other two tried to hold him back, afraid of what would happen if they actually hurt the Lord Commander’s girl, but they weren’t strong enough. He broke through, shaking them off.

Before you could take a step back, you felt a palm strike across your cheek, stinging the flesh. His ring caught on your cheekbone, cutting a small slit.

You brought a hand up to your face in shock, balling your hand into a fist, but he caught your wrist in the air, squeezing it tight. You gasped in pain, whimpering.

“What are you gonna do now?” He asked, wiping the blood from his nose.

“Let me go,” you said, trying to pull away. “Let me go, or you’ll regret it.”

“Yeah? Why’s that? What are—“

“Hey!”

You turned your heads across the yard to see Edd standing near the kennel door, Ghost standing next to his side. Ghost snarled, looking ready to pounce.

“What the fuck do you think you’re doing? Let her go!” He said, bounding towards you.

You felt the man let go of your wrist, and heard their footsteps retreating as Edd approached you. You rubbed your wrist, reaching down to run a hand through Ghost’s fur when he got to your side.

“Hey, boy,” you muttered, then turning to Edd. “What are you doing? Why’d you let Ghost out?”

“He was pawing at the door, whining, I heard him all the way from the watchtower. He wouldn’t stop till I let him out. He ran out here, and I followed him. What happened, what did they do to you?”

You shook your head. “It’s alright, I’m fine.”

“Your cheek is red and scratched, and your wrist is already bruising. You’re not fine. Jon is gonna raise hell when he sees it. Not that you couldn’t handle your own, but what were you thinking? Three against one isn’t good odds to start throwing punches.”

You groaned, casting your eyes on the ground. Edd sighed, placing his hand on your shoulder.

“Come on, then. He’s still in his office, and everyone else is in the dining hall. I’ll take you halfway, and keep everyone occupied till you’re ready to come back.”

“But—“

“No buts. Jon would have my head if I didn’t take you to him straight away. You’re going.”

You relented, giving him a grateful nod as he led the way. He left you halfway, as promised. You walked the rest of the way yourself, only hesitating when you found yourself outside of Jon’s office.

Sighing, you went in.

He was at his desk, his head down. He shuffled through papers, sorting through everything on his desk. You slowly approached, wringing your hands together.

“Jon,” you said softly.

“I’m almost done, love, give me a minute.”

You internally groaned, preparing yourself for the painful conversation you were about to have. You spoke again.

“Jon.”

“What?” He sighed, looking up, only to drop his things at the sight of you. “Y/N?”

He hurriedly stood, pushing his chair back and bounding around his desk to stand in front of you, cupping your jaw in his hands. You grimaced as he turned your head, inspecting your cheek more closely. He was absolutely fuming, practically shaking with rage.

His voice was eerily calm. “Who?”

“Jon—“ You started, but he cut you off.

“Y/N…who?”

“I don’t even know their names, you’ll have to ask Edd,” you relented. “It was three men. He stopped them.”

“What happened?”

“The same as usual. They don’t like that I’m here, they don’t like that you’re Lord Commander, and they think I’m making it worse for everyone being with you.”

“That’s not true—“

“I know,” you immediately said, sighing. “I know. And normally, I ignore them, or stay calm till they get bored and eventually leave me alone. But this time, I just got too angry. It wasn’t just me they were insulting, it was you, too.”

Jon seethed as he listened to you talk, moving from your cheek to inspect your wrist. The bruise had settled to a garish green.

“He threatened me, and I swung. I don’t know why I did it, but he went down. Obviously, he didn’t take very kindly to being hit by a girl, as you can see.”

“You don’t hit a woman,” Jon said, cradling your face in his palms, gently wiping away the dry blood on your cheek. “I’ll find them. I’ll find them, and they’ll wish they’d never laid eyes on you. The noose is too good for them.”

You leaned your forehead against his, trying to calm him down.

“I’m alright, Jon. I’m alright. That’s enough, for now.”

He took a deep breath as he rested his forehead against yours, closing his eyes. You ran a comforting hand over his, drawing circles with your thumb over the back of it.

“You can’t fight my battles for me, darling. You can’t get yourself hurt because of me.”

You shook your head, almost grinning. “Why not? You do it for me.”

“You’re too pretty for scars,” he mused, caressing your cheeks.

“So are you,” you agreed, tracing your finger across the one that had faded to a thin white line, just over his brow. “And yet you fight for me. It’s only fair that I do the same for you.”

Jon sighed, looking down at you with soft and loving eyes. “So, what did he look like?”

“What?” You asked, shaking your head in confusion.

“The other guy. What did he look like?”

“Worse,” you grinned proudly. “Much worse. I think I broke his nose. And his jaw is sure to be hurting for the next few days.”

Jon smiled, holding you by the waist and pulling you into him. He pressed a kiss to your forehead, breathing you in.

“That’s my girl.”

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A/N - Hi! Sorry that this is on the shorter side, I hope you still like it. I enjoyed writing it. Let me know what you think!

#game of thrones #game of thrones x reader #game of thrones imagine #jon snow #jon snow imagine #jon snow x reader

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catofoldstones · 10 months ago

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j0ns@ isnt 100% to me but stans disbelieving in the ashford tourney interpretations now because it didnt fit what they wanted makes me lol now its invalid by having robert arryn when its not supposed to be a 100% recreation, harrold harryn is too much coincidence that it signals sans@'s suitors ,saying the final targaryen suitor died is coping because like Valarr Targaryen, jon also just died the difference is he'll get resurrected

my favourite excuse is "well nobody married lady ashford" well duh its a tourney,it might not even happen in a romantic light more for desperate political reasons the denial is hysterical

Hi anon,

I understand their need to constantly be “debunking” the theory because how dare Sansa have a parallel in another book and thereby be an important character in the series as a whole😤

I don’t think Robert Arryn is the chink in the armour they think he is. With all of Sansa’s previous suitors & Harry, there have been concrete plots to get her married to them. She was officially betrothed to Joffrey (the Baratheon suitor) before the Tyrells brought in Willas (the Tyrell suitor) and were actively planning to spirit her away to Highgarden right under the Lannisters’ noses, only for them to catch wind of the plan (if it can even be put that way) and forcefully get Sansa married to Tyrion (the Lannister suitor). As for Harry, Baelish’s northern plan comes into play which rests on the heels of Sansa getting married to Harry. Not to mention Hardyng is a pretty unknown House to just throw in, dontcha think?

Lysa brings up Sweetrobin in passing, with no plan or even an actual intention to marry them. This is literally never brought up again when Lysa is alive, or even after. The only one repeating any similar sentiment is Sweetrobin himself, who has a crush on Sansa but clearly doesn’t know what it means. So should we take Sweetrobin as a valid suitor? I mean, do crushes count? Because then why not include a whole legion of other Westerosi men who are interested in Sansa and make it a watertight argument. Baelish absolutely wants to marry Sansa, he even asked Cersei for Sansa’s hand in marriage, why isn’t he included? “Because…” yeah you’re there. My point is, the arguments against Baelish & SR are both strong but take a step back to what they have in common, Sansa’s story is leading somewhere else and thematically neither of them fit. One is less serious than the other & thats SR. Be fr with your SR arguments jesus.

Moreover, the Ashford theory and Sansa’s suitors don’t have to be perfect analogues of each other. Hell, we know nothing about Lady Ashford except that she’s 13 and involved in a tourney that was disrupted, and that Sansa is 13 and involved in a tourney that will be disrupted. Man, does this girl have to be named Pansa Ptark now for it to be a valid parallel? Why does George even bother naming his books, he should start calling them the war of the roses and be done with it. Why are we even reading political fiction, let’s just open today’s newspaper. Tf.

And I don’t think I can add anything to the Jon - Targaryen suitor theories that hasn’t been proposed + your points too. We consider R + L = J to be true, first and foremost. The “white guardian”, “dark hair” “the Targaryen suitor being dead” etc etc. In the same vein as the argument above, does he need to be named Jonnel/Jonos now to be taken seriously? Well, he is in another parallel but even that is “reaching” so what can I say? 🤷‍♀️ They’re not going to see what they don’t want to see, but, like you said, watching them jump through hoops and perform mental gymnastics and open a whole circus in the process is truly hilarious lol.

You do bring up an excellent argument, anon, that all of Sansa’s previous suitors have been for her claim to the North, so her marriage with Jon might also be for political reasons. However, the slight exception of Joffrey who was a King in his own right (lmao) exists; which again sort of foils Jon and his actual claim to the iron throne. So I feel that while a political marriage is totally on the cards (solves one too many problems for my liking 😤), Sansa might marry him out of love considering her theme of independence and not-marrying-for-claim. But who am I to say 🤷‍♂️

Lastly, nobody crowned Lady Ashford the queen of love and beauty so Sansa isn’t marrying anyone is sort of funny. Well, Loras gave Sansa a red rose amongst all the young maidens present there, are they a foreshadowed endgame pairing now? Also, how does one come up with Sansa is gonna end up as Lady of the Vale by marrying HH and Sansa is going to end up alone in the same breath?

#ashford tourney #sansa stark #jon snow #jonsa #asoiaf #hedge knight #also how are y’all a-ok with Sansa marrying SR but not Jon because eww incest #she’s equally related to both of them #long post #lol #can I ever shut up?#anon asks t

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chronicallyblyrie · 6 months ago

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TMAGP 16 live thoughts!!

This episode started with a hello Jon dedication I'm already feeling like this won't be a fun time

-oh my god poor Alice the trauma is already starting

-celia does believe you alice trust she's seen some shit

-no the Horrors need to pay their dues with you alice

-alice dyer everybody, working right after watching a woman die

-yeah Sam stop talking

-CHESTERRRRR

-social media??

-#GOTHGIRL MY GOD

-WOAH INKSOUL BACK??

-okay inksoul is important

-oh my god it's a live stream archive

-oh my fucking god they're using internet slang

-WHO TOLD THEM THEY HAD ACCESS TO USE NO CAP IN A SCRIPT?

-holy shit this is awful

-PLEASE INKSOUL KILL THIS WOMAN SO I DONT HAVE TO HEAR HER SAY ANOTHER WORD

-please fucking KILL me

-OH MY GOD THE SOUND EFFECTS ARE KILLING ME

-woah world's quickest tattoo

-what in the fuck tattoo did they give you??

- dude inksoul got so tired of her shit so quick I'm with them on this

-GIRL YOU ARE NOT IN A SITUATIONSHIP THEY HATES YOUR ASS

-HOLY SHIT PLEASE THE SOUND EFFECTS ARE GONNA KILL ME

-when is Madam's soundboard gonna drop I need it

-i never thought I would hear the word "sus" in a rusty quill podcast but okay

-so this is the point we've reached in humanity

-STOP SAYING SUS

-I AM IN CLASS LISTENING TO THIS TRYING NOT TO BURST OUT LAUGHING PLEEEEEASE

-oh my god inksoul is digging up bodies?? WAIT no this related to the other case where uh person with tattoos was looking for the body they dug up, is this the same cemetary?? So it was actually inksoul trying to find that body??

-NOT THE BRUH SOUND EFFECT

-"so I bail" I can imagine her scurrying away like a cartoon character

-yeah girl only real goths dig up corpses, get with the times girly

-oh naurrrr

-OKAY SO THEY ARE ROBBING GRAVES

-vicious pick me trash fr girl

-OH MY GOD ITS A YOUTUBER APOLOGY BAHAHA

-"Im such a good person" OH MY GOD KILL ME

-"ig we're ops??" Who in the fuck wrote this episode

-I need to stop typing this post is going to be so long because I can't bare listening to the internet slang

-oh so her heart IS breaking

-yeah you're actually not okay

-UMMMM "help" ????

-THIS HAPPENED RECENTLY IN MARCH??

-oh thank god the cats are okay

-oh my god she's actually letting hate comments kill her wtf

-OH OH OH EW EW EW THAT NOISE

-DID HER HEART RIP OUT??

-please alice go get coffee get me some too

-gwen wtf

-oh so Lena is pissed

-I DONT LIKE THIS

-lmao Lena is actually being sensible here

-STOP BRINGING ELDRITCH HORRORS INTO THE OFFICE??? LENA IS KINDA RIGHT HERE YOU SAW WHAT BONZO WAS WHY DID YOU THINK THIS EXTERNAL WAS ANY BETTER

-yeah you might just die holy shit gwen

-Gwen you are gonna get fired

-okay who wrote this episode credits tell me

-ALEXANDER J NEWALL YOU FUCKING BASTARD

Okay ignoring everything else I just had to torture myself with by listening to, genuinely interesting episode. We have confirmation now that inksoul is hunting down corpses for some reason. Inksoul is definitely important and will be showing up again soon I fear.

#tmagp #the magnus protocol #tmagp spoilers

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uceyliyahh · 2 days ago

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UNDER YOUR TOUCH

Summary: After her difficult breakup, Tiana wanted to start anew with her life. That's when she realized her life would be better when she met him.

This fanfic is 18+! NO MINORS ALLOWED

word count: 4623

smut warning; it’ll come in the story randomly so PLEASE PLEASE look out for it I’m not really good at writing ✍🏽 smuts but I’m improving at the moment.

Jey Uso x Tiana

AWFUL GRAMMAR IM GETTING BETTER I SWEAR LOL.

comments, likes, repost are appreciated I would love the constructive feedback in what area I need to approve in. 🤍

ALSO! I don’t not want nobody stealing my fanfics or take it as theirs that will be an issue fasho so keep it cute respectfully.

I only own my OC along with the make up scenarios

But I’ll be writing along the way since this story is in my drafts on Wattpad right now so yuh. 💁🏽‍♀️

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XXI.

JEY The sun was shining through my curtain at ten thirty in the morning, and the birds were chirping. Tiana was soundly sleeping on my chest as I looked down at her. Her stomach was exposed when I peered under the blanket. I put my hand over it and felt Gigi's kicks, which made Tiana move while she slept. The baby shower was today, so the guys and I had to go up to the venue and make sure everything was ready by pulling out the tables and decorating them. To avoid waking Tiana, I gently shifted her on the opposite side of the pillow.

Pulling the blankets over her body, I got out of bed and walked to the bathroom, closing the door behind me as I turned on the sink and washed my face before getting into the shower.

✧.* While Tiana was still asleep, I went downstairs to prepare breakfast after taking a shower. As I was doing so, I noticed that Jon had texted the group chat. Twin📌 sent a message to the group chat.

IMESSAGE 💬 Twin📌: Yo, what time do we need to be there to get things set up? Jey: the baby shower starts around 3:30pm so we need to be there around like 1 to get everything done before the guest start rolling up. Montez: ight I'll probably be there early Jey: yall know what the theme is right? Twin📌: White and Pink Montez: got my outfit on probably looking better than yall fr fr Jey: Mane gtfo 😭😭 Montez: haterrrrr alert

I chuckled at the message as I continued to cook me and Tiana some breakfast today I was making our favorite breakfast that she normally makes for us it was avocado toast with scrambled eggs.

Meanwhile I heard footsteps coming down the steps without paying attention I felt two pair of hands wrapped around my waist, when I turned my head I saw Tiana behind me looking sleepy still.

She rubbed her eyes as she began opening them looking into my features more as I was doing the same with her.

"Good morning princess." I said as she gave me a faint smile.

"Morning bubba what'chu making?" she asked peeking at the stove.

"I'm making our favorite breakfast that you normally make." She knew what I was talking about while smiling.

As she walked to the living room, settled herself on the couch, grabbed the remote next to her, and turned on something, I leaned forward to kiss her on the lips.

Despite her height, she had a cute belly bump. When I finished preparing breakfast, I carried our plates into the living room and set them on the table while Tiana sat up and grabbed one.

As we watched TV together, we started eating breakfast. I knew that Tiana felt some relief because she was resting her legs on my lap, just like she had done the night before, while I massaged her feet. Kehlani's text message from a new number lit up my phone once more, but I chose to ignore it because I didn't have time to deal with her nonsense when she could be crying to her jailed new boyfriend instead of bothering me.

Kehlani🙄 sent a message IMESSAGE 💬

Kehlani🙄: I will show up to that baby shower and embarrass the fuck out of you.

After Tiana and I finished our breakfast, I picked up both of our plates and placed them in the dishwasher before going back to cuddle with Tiana. I slithered my hand down her baby bump, feeling Gianna's kicks as I rubbed it in circles.

'She's a fast kicker huh?'

We enjoyed watching whatever show she had on television; Tiana turned her head making eye contact with me.

"What's up mama?" I asks her.

"When are you and guys leaving? Because you know that I have to get ready to the beauty salon to get my hair done." Tiana said.

At that moment, I reached into my pocket and took out my wallet, giving her my black card. As usual, her face became slightly confused when I gave her my card.

"Babe we go through this every single time, no back talks I told you; you deserve it all mama." She nodded her head while grabbing my black card from my hands placing it on the table.

"But to answer your question me and the guys are going to leaving around one so that way we can have everything together when the guest come."

"Good, now I can be extra prepared for our baby shower." I placed a soft kiss on her lips while putting my focus onto the TV.

✧.* TIANA I was at the beauty salon with Bianca, Emma, Trinity, and Stacy, getting our hair done for the baby shower, since Jey had gone to meet up with the guys at the venue. Before I noticed my phone buzzing from my purse, we were all chit-chatting and gossiping like typical women. I took it out of my purse and saw a number I didn't recognize, so I chose to ignore it and kept talking to the girls.

"So, Tiana how are you feeling about your baby shower?" Stacy asks.

"If I'm being honest with y'all I am nervous as fuck right now you know I feel like anything could happen." I replied as they all looked at me with concern in their eyes.

"Why Tink? Shouldn't you be happy about this?"

Although I was obviously happy that this was happening, I had a gut feeling that things wouldn't work out because Jey's ex-girlfriend was still out there. I just thought she might show up and start some shit.

"I am happy about this, but I have a bad feeling about it too." I didn't really need all the drama towards my way because it'll just harm the baby, and I refuse to let that happen if this bitch decides to show up at MY damn baby shower.

They understood what I meant by the gut feeling that I was having about it. "Hey, if shawty ass wanna show up and show out in front of everyone then we will give her ass a show just for you." That made me smile knowing that my girls had my back throughout whatever.

uceyjucey replied to your story: is that my gorgeous baby? damn girl 😩😩 biancabelairwwe replied to your story: your hairstylist is going to eat every single time girl 🫶🏽 jonathanfatu replied to your story: okayyy I see that you're getting prepared sis! Perioddd 😭♥️ shelovesemma replied to your story: 😍😍 zillafatu replied to your story: my cousin is a very lucky man fasho.

My phone started to buzz again with the same phone number I decided to answer the call to see who it was.

OTP "This is from the county jail please press one to answer the call."

His voice, which is still haunting me after everything he has done to me, came to me as soon as I pressed the number.

Malakai: Hey, mamas I see that you finally decided to answer. Tiana: the fuck do you want? And why are you calling me? Malakai: well a little birdie told me that you're pregnant now by that lame ass dude you're with. Tiana: that bitch Kehlani... Malakai: your engage too? Man I wish that could've been us tink but yo' ass decided to put me in this jail cell. Tiana: nigga you know why you're in that fucking jail cell for a reason you piece of shit. Malakai: is he that better than me? Tiana: yes, Jey is way more better than you he treats me with respect unlike yo' ass so please leave me the fuck alone. Malakai: all I can say is have fun at yo' baby shower tink I love you... Tiana: fuck you...

CALLED ENDED.

I put my phone back in my purse as I felt my anxiety rising. I didn't need to be feeling this way at the moment, especially since it could be harmful to the unborn child during pregnancy. Bianca approached me with a worried expression on her face as she noticed that I was shaky a little.

"Bestie what happened?" She asks.

"K-Kai, he just called me from the county jail...I'm scared B like really scared." I confessed while rubbing my hands on my knees.

She held my hands into hers trying to calm me down, "take deep breaths Tiana okay? We are here for you now what did he say?" I sighed deeply telling her what was said during the call that's when Trinity and them all came up on us trying to see what was happening.

Bianca had to fill them in on the situation they were shocked to say the least but also pissed that he wanted to make threats while being in that damn jail cell of his.

"Girl, we gotta warn the guys about this because I feel like some shit is going to be messy and I don't want Tiana apart of it." Emma stated as we all agreed with her I grabbed my phone and began texting Jey.

IMESSAGE 💬 Mamas🩷: bubba? ZaddyJey🤍: yeah? What's up baby? Mamas🩷: there's an issue like a serious issue ZaddyJey🤍: elaborate for me mama? Mamas🩷: I have a bad feeling about this baby shower, I feel like something is going to happen ZaddyJey🤍: I'm confused wym baby? Mamas🩷: Malakai just called me from the county jail... ZaddyJey🤍: ....what? Mamas🩷: yeah, and he said that I hope I'll have fun at my baby shower so I'm scared Josh 😓 ZaddyJey🤍: mamas don't stress yourself out okay? It's not good for Gigi we will make sure nothing doesn't go down ight? Mamas🩷: kk ZaddyJey🤍: I love you ight? I'll see you when you get here♥️ Mamas🩷: I love you too.

I was relieved to know that Jey would always and forever protect me, especially for Gigi's sake, as I had no idea what would happen at this baby shower.

✧.* I went over Trinity and Jon's house along with the rest of the girls show they can see what dress I was going to be wearing for my baby shower.

It was a nice white dress that was tied up into the back along with me wearing my white sandals to match the dress since I couldn't wear heels might break an ankle in that bitch.

When I came downstairs, they all looked at me with a smile. "Oh, my goodness girl this dress is cute I know Josh is going to be all over that." I chuckled at Bianca's comment knowing that it's very likely that he will be all over me.

I took out my phone, turned on the camera, and checked myself out. Damn, I looked good for today. I checked the time and saw that it was two-thirty, so we all grabbed our purses and keys and left for the baby shower location. Since I'm pregnant and concerned about Gianna's health, I was unable to hit a blunt at this time, but trust me—once I have this baby, it will be over. Emma and Stacy were in the car with me as we were vibbing out to Ariana the boy is mine. He truly is mine, so I was singing the fuck out of the lyrics.

"Something about him is made for somebody like meeee baby come over, come over." I sang my heart out as the girls laughed at me.

"Girl you're so funny we know Jey is yours." Stacy commented.

"Y'all just don't understand for real."

As we continued to vibe out to the music the song had paused seeing that Bianca was calling me that's when I answered her call.

OTP Tiana: B? What's up? Breezy: so I just got informed by Josh that Kehlani is going to be pulling up at the baby shower. Tiana: what? Breezy: yeah, he told me he just seen her text message about coming up there to embarrass him in front of everybody Tiana: this bitch...no wonder why Kai said allat Breezy: be prepared that's all I'm going to say hopefully we could drag her ass out of there before shit gets messy and ion want that for my niece Tiana: I understand you 100% I don't want that either for Gianna. Breezy: how far are yall right now? Tiana: we are like ten minutes away from the venue. Breezy: ight we will see yall there.

CALLED ENDED.

I let out a long sigh as I drove to the location. I couldn't believe this bitch, but Kehlani has been a pain in my ass ever since I started dating Jey. I don't blame him, and it's not his fault that he no longer wants her.

"Don't worry T we got your back if shit hits the fan." Emma responded as I nodded my head.

When we eventually arrived, we noticed that some of the guests had arrived early. Jey's parents and his cousins' car was parked in the lot. I texted Jey to let him know that I had arrived. As we entered the building, the staff advised us to continue straight ahead and turn left, which is when the venue would be visible.

Following their directions, we proceeded straight ahead while taking in the surroundings. As we were moving down the corridor, I noticed Jon and Montez standing outside the door, seemingly waiting for us.

As we approached them, I called out their names to get their attention. Jon and Montez hugged me, and they did the same with Stacy and Emma.

"My brother is going to be all over you when he sees you." Jonathan said as I punched him in his arm.

He threw his hands up in defense, "what? I'm just saying I mean that's how you got knocked up in the first place." I rolled my eyes at him giving him the finger before walking inside.

To be honest, the guys really put their best foot forward in this room, and it looked stunning with all of the pink and white decorations. My gaze strayed to Jey, who was chatting with his cousin when he noticed me entering the building and surveying the surroundings. Jey had come over to me and put his hands around my baby bump while kissing my cheek.

"Hi, my gorgeous baby you look so stunning right now." Jey said softly.

"Why thank you bubba, you look very handsome yourself matching the theme of course." I replied as he gave me a kiss on the lips.

"Let's go sit you down so you won't have to be on your feet that much." I nodded my head as I followed him towards my table yes I had my own table while everyone had their own individual tables.

As I sat in my chair and watched everyone enter, I noticed his parents approaching me. I got up from my table and went over to give them both hugs.

"I just want to say welcome to the family Tiana I'm so glad that my son has found someone he truly loves." Rikishi said.

"Thank you father-in-law."

"How's the little one in there? I know she is circling around in your belly may I feel?" Mama Talisua said as I nodded my head giving her permission to feel my belly.

That's when I felt Gianna's kicking me as his mother's face softened when she felt her kicks. "She's an active little one in there huh?" I chuckled at her statement agreeing with her.

"Yeah, she is got me tossing and turning at night." I said while his mother laughed.

I noticed Jey approaching me as he sat down beside me after chatting with his parents and cousin.

"How are you feeling mama?" Jey asks while rubbing his hand against my thigh.

"I'm feeling a little bit better I'm just still worried about Kehlani showing up." I said fiddling with my fingers.

He took hold of my chin, causing me to gaze up at him and appreciate his features. How am I so fortunate? He always looks good.

"I promise she's not going to show up as long as I'm here. I don't care if Montez or Jon have to drag her ass out; she won't step foot in here, okay?" I just love how he would always reassure me that even when things are going bad, he's always there to make me feel better about the situation.

Seeing his gooey smile, I nodded my head as he kissed me and said, "You know I got'chu mamas." I felt my face flush as I rolled my eyes at him.

We all began playing a game called "Measuring My Belly," in which the winner would receive a prize. We had a lot of those.

I stood in the center as everyone took turns measuring my belly; even the little kids joined in, which made me chuckle a little.

Once the last person finished measuring, I returned to my table while they announced the winner of the game. I was certain it was Trinity, and they really went all out for the prizes. I handed her the prize in a cute little bag.

"Ouuu girl what's in here?" Trinity asks.

"I am not spilling what's in there, so you gone have to look Trin." I said as she rolled her eyes at me, smiling.

✧.*

After everyone played the games and won some prizes, even the guys who weren't very good at them, Jey's mom began preparing plates for everyone to ensure they had something to eat. She was such a wonderful mom, and Jey was really fortunate to have her.

Jey didn't want me to be on my feet, so he asked his mom to make me a plate since I was eating for two. While I was scrolling through my social media, noticing all the likes on my story from a few hours ago, I sensed someone approaching. When I looked up, I saw Jey coming toward me with two plates in his hands.

He placed one of them on the table and pulled a chair over towards me. I know he was getting sick of being around his cousins and brothers.

"Getting tired of sitting next to your cousins and brothers?" I asked as he looked at me, stuffing his face.

He grabbed a napkin and wiped his mouth before he could say anything, which made me chuckle. He was so silly.

"Hell yeah, girl, Montez is such a damn yapper." He replied.

"I mean he is, but that's good though." Jey rolled his eyes at me as we continued to eat our food together.

As we were doing that, I heard some commotion coming from outside that caught our attention. When I turned my head, seeing outside the window, that bitch Kehlani was here starting shit along with her little minions.

That's when I saw Jey getting up from his seat, along with Bianca and Trinity, looking at me and telling me that they had it.

I could hear her screaming from the top of her lungs, "Bring out that bitch Tiana! I will kill her and that damn baby!" When I heard that, it made me get up until I felt Jey pulling me by the arm and shaking his head.

"Mama, sit down. Don't do it. Let me and the girls handle this, okay?" Jey said while he gave me a warning expression. I obeyed him, sitting down in my chair, seeing him signaling the girls to follow him.

JEY We went outside and saw Kehlani and her little minions standing together, arms crossed around their chests. I couldn't believe that this girl really did show up to ruin something special for Tiana.

"Where the fuck is she ate Jey?" Kehlani asks.

"I'm not finna let you hurt her all because we didn't work out like that's petty as fuck, and you know it, Lani." I said, folding my arms.

She scoffed at my statement, "she doesn't deserve you like I do!" I couldn't believe what the fuck I was hearing right now is she serious?

"Again, you think you do? Kehlani, get the fuck on, bro, or you'll get fucked up." Trinity and Bianca walked up In front of me with their hands on their hips.

Kehlani and her minions walked up closer to Trin and Bianca, getting all up in their faces and causing Bianca to react, pushing the girl harshly on the floor, indicating a brawl outside the damn venue.

I observed the situation unfold and noticed a vehicle pull up, which appeared to be one of Malakai's associates—specifically, three of them. They were unaware that the entire Samoan family was present. I had no intention of engaging in any games.

I turned my gaze to the window, where I saw the guys and gestured for them to come outside. They complied, and one of the individuals charged at me, throwing punches.

I evaded their strikes, delivering a knee to the stomach and then bringing them down to the ground. As I positioned myself on top, I began to strike their head. In the midst of this, I noticed Trinity and Bianca overpowering one of the girls, including Kehlani, on the concrete floor.

I focused back on the person who was covering their face while I continued to bash their fucking head in the concrete. I grabbed him by the hair dragging him towards one of the cars throwing him on top of the car breaking the window of the car.

It was blood on the concrete floor seeing Kehlani messed up bad including the others that she brought with her, she knew she came at the wrong fucking time.

Trinity and Bianca stepped back, wiping the sweat from their brows, oblivious to the fact that one of the guys had just struck me in the face, causing me to stagger. They then descended upon me, delivering punches and kicks to my midsection.

I instinctively shielded myself to avoid further blows. In the midst of the chaos, I noticed Jonathan intervening, yanking them away from me and landing a solid right hook on one of them.

Montez helped me to my feet as I grimaced in pain, clutching my stomach and feeling the blood on my fingers from a cut on my lower lip.

"C'mon Uce let's go get you some ice I know Tiana don't wanna see you like this." Montez said as I nodded my head.

I returned inside, clutching my stomach and pressing an ice pack to my lip, as I noticed my mother and Tiana approaching me.

"Joshua! Are you okay dear?" Mama Talisua asks with a concerned expression on her face.

"Y-yeah I'm fine mama they just caught me slipping that's all." She nodded her head as I looked up at Tiana I know she didn't want to see me like this.

"I will step aside to allow you both to converse". As my mother stepped away, leaving Tiana and me alone for a moment, she took the ice pack off my bruised lip to assess the damage.She also lifted my shirt to check the bruises on my abdomen, clearly worried about my condition.

"Sweetheart, please don't worry; I'm okay, I promise—just look at me, Tiana." She met my gaze, concern etched on her face. I let out a soft sigh, gently placing her on my lap and holding her chin.

I placed my hand gently on her belly, reassuring her, "I'm fine, Mama. He just caught me off guard, that's all. Please don't worry; it's not good for Gigi, okay?" Tiana nodded in understanding before rising from my lap. I glanced out the window and saw the police outside apprehending Kehlani and Em.

Good they need to be arrested for this shit.

✧.* After the baby shower concluded, we exchanged farewells with everyone, including my mother and Tiana's family.

I observed the men loading the remaining gifts into the trunk and closing it.

I realized that Tiana hadn't mentioned anything about the earlier incident; she seemed lost in her thoughts, so I decided to give her some space for the time being. I would likely take her home soon.

I got into my car and started the engine, waving goodbye to everyone as I exited the parking lot. The drive back to Tiana's place was quiet, with only her playlist playing softly in the background.

Tiana was looking outside the window not saying anything to me, I placed my hand on her thigh while driving with one hand hoping that it'll give her attention but I guess I was wrong.

She was likely distressed about the situation and my condition, but I reassured her that I was okay, just a bit bruised, nothing more.

I was shocked that Kehlani would resort to such behavior when things don't go her way, and now she finds herself in handcuffs, likely facing charges. I hope she does.

We finally arrived at Tiana's house and noticed Montez and Bianca's car parked in the driveway. I turned off the engine just as Tiana was opening her door, a gesture I usually make for her.I followed suit, watching her approach the door with her keys in hand, only to find that Montez and Bianca were nowhere in sight.

Removing her shoes without bending down, she tossed them onto the shoe rack and made her way upstairs to her bedroom. I followed closely, eager to hear her gentle and comforting voice.

"Wait, Mama," I said, reaching for her arm. She looked up at me with her innocent eyes.She remained silent, simply gazing down at me, which made me yearn for her to speak. "Please, talk to me, Ma. You know I'm here for you." I heard her let out a soft sigh as she guided me to her bed and sat down.

"I really can't stand seeing you in pain, Josh. I can't bear the thought of anything bad happening to you," Tiana admitted as my expression relaxed.

"Tink, I promise you that nothing is going to happen to me. I'm right here, sweetheart, and we're in this together for eternity." I gently stroked her cheeks, my thumb brushing against her full lips.

We locked eyes as I licked my lips. Her innocent brown eyes were so enchanting, but I imagined them hidden behind her skull.

"You're so beautiful, mama... it makes me want to take you right now..." She tilted her head, still gazing into my eyes.

"Yeah? with you being bruised up like this?"

"Fuck, yeah little mama I wanna hear yo' pretty ass moan my fucking name, me being all bruised up aint going to stop me from beating yo' shit in." I growled firmly grabbing her by the throat pulling her face closer to mines.

Tiana's lips brushed against mine as we began tongue - kissing one another without hesitation. I then stripped off all our clothing and wrapped Tiana 's legs around mine.

Keeping my hand around her throat pulling away from the kiss, "you gonna let daddy beat this pussy up mama?" She nodded her head looking up at me innocently.

Without hesitation I got to work and started to drill her wet cunt In all you could hear was moans and groans escaping from our lips along with the skin slapping too.

Under Your Touch.

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A/n: welppppp that was something huh? Ion' why Kehlani is so pressed for like girrrrrl you're embarrassing yourself atp child...

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