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c-kiddo · 2 months

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yeah so we hit him with the scotland beam and turned him scottish. his name is calum now

[ID: a digital drawing of caduceus from critical role. he is standing, looking to the side, holding a simple wooden staff and wearing a great kilt with the top half secured over his shoulder with a broach. he is wearing a white shirt under it, wool socks and animal hide shoes. his hair is in two loose braids. end ID]

#or cailean or caomhainn..#critical role #critical role fanart #caduceus clay #myart #2024 #cr2 #described #ive been meaning to draw this for ages and ages #and then didnt finish it for ages #but here. gàidhlig speaker cad propaganda also 💪💪💪 he bullies fjord for being english #theres a spider swanging around on my laptop...#jokes aside in the caption. this made me happy 2 draw :]

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nebuladreamz · 3 months

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A little different than last year's, but here we are again. To say that this past year hasn't been absolutely wild would be a lie, cause HOLY SHIT MAN

This year's birthday is. A little different for me, but you already have the silly comic to show that so I won't make like a broken record oops

But, despite the changes and hills that life's decided I should climb or throw at, it hasn't changed the fact that I'm so genuinely fucking thankful to the people that I've known since joining this fandom. I'm not even kidding when I say that being here has actually changed my life for the better. I know I said something similar last year, but this time, hoo boy it sure turned up the AMP and test how far I could go.

So, to everyone, both new and old; thank you for being here :D

@garbagechocolate @darkxsoulzyx @smoljeanius @bunmuffin @skizabaa

@tuzesdays @sleepykas @fernzwing @kandidandi @starsketchez

@just-a-drawing-bean @notdysfunk @ilsole @amberluvsbugs @cloudyvoid

@nomsthecat @alfinefalf @nosleepygay @theblog-with-thestuff

@cacaocheri

(Edit: ty kibbits for informing me of the. Fuck ass tagging system)

AND TAGGING OTHERS BECAUSE. POINTS. BONKS WITH HEAD. GETTING TO EITHER INTERACT OR TALK OR WHATEVER IS ALWAYS A DELIGHT

@ohno-the-sun @kibbits @ink-yy @saltyfryz @kaprisvn

@hierba-picante @sunny-sophies-garden @cookiiemancer @sneeblbop @justaduckarts

@pepethehumanz @crystalmagpie447 @woolysstuff @mocha-illustrates @duhsty1

@sanchensky @pillowspace @victarin @witherfide

[I DEFINITELY GOT SONAS WRONG AND THESE AREN'T ALL THE SILLY PEOPLE I KNOW BUT IM SITTING HERE AT 2:30 IN THE MORNING JUST KNOW YOU'RE THERE IN SPIRIT HANDING YOU ALL POPTARTS WAUGH]

#nebula art and doodles #should. i even count it as that-#nebula birthday time #fuck it birthday tag go brrr #also if i. didnt tag you it is 100% because i'm. a fucking coward <33 and am not sure if you'd like to be tagged in a silly thing like this #(or i don't. know you. that also but shaky thumbs up)#god. this year has been. insane dawg #my goofy ass going through canon events like it's a buffet /silly #jokes aside #the fact that im still like. here. right here #posting or reblogging goofy shit #still in the process of making my fic (i prommy im working on it)#and just. managing to make friends with people despite shit happening #it's so wild to me #i know for some people i've tagged we either haven't talked that much or haven't talked in awhile #and to that i say #fuck it we ball /j #but seriously it's. honestly bc getting to interact with you guys at all makes or has made my day that much brighter #even if it's been awhile like i mentioned or for whatever reason #this is. getting long as hell and i need to go to bed oops #anywhooooo #gotta go fast or some shit #OH- and thank you all so much for. almost 3k. holy shit #where the fuck did you all COME FROM HOW DID WE GET HERE #big heart emojis and sending love to you all #thank you so much

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ruporas · 2 years

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kiss the pain away

#vashwood #trigun #trigun stampe #vash the stampede #wolfwood #nicholas d wolfwood #ep 10 was crazy bc vashwood was literally the plot goodbye #i like how the most intimate moment between these two was in the goddamn sewers #i feel like that alone symbolizes so much in their relationship. im half joking BUT ITS JUST LIKE #the SPONTANEITY the PRIVACY they get in such an open Space while being literally chased / hunted after....#and vash is out here showing his scars.............. and ill always lose my mind that they gave this spotlight to wolfwood instead of #meryl and milly like in the previous versions. i dont know how else to read this other than that wolfwood is the romantic interest of stamp #it makes sense even aside from this scene. u know. wolfwood was technically the damsel in distress in ep 5-6 and vash saved/helped him.#and who stayed in the bedroom with vash.................#who rushed to his side when he got shot...... with that worried ass expression....#i dont have anything smart to say at all im just gushing over vashwood thru stampede bc its just so blatant. and its great that its blatant #bc it was blatant in trimax too. like so blatant. the romance was written in every chapter they showed up together #god #ive never witnessed a pairing more canon without being spoken as such its soooooo much theyre so much #ruporas art

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lucabyte · 6 months

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sorry loop if this looks gay to the viewers

#[deranged asexual artist voice] i can eroticise nulls in ways your mortal mind cannot begin to comprehend (i pick an appeal point and pray)#sifloop #in stars and time #in stars and time fanart #isat #isat fanart #isat siffrin #isat loop #siffrin #lucabyteart #HAVE I DRAWN IN THE SAME ARTSTYLE TWICE YET. GOD. WHY AM I LIKE THIS. WHAT IS THIS. WHERE AM I. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MOE BLOBS? ?#anyway. you guys thought the stupid chest star headcanon from my doodles was going away? nope. call me chekov baybeeee #jokes aside though this is sooooo tame. hope you all like it lol #also . loop body horror feetie pyjamas . my infinitely worse headcanon. there are NO DOGS here actually. SAD!

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thornsent · 9 months

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#disco elysium #hi if u are seeing this post hello.#im a disabled faggot in a horrific living situation wherein my neighbor is stalking me. i feel quite klaasjepilled #jokes aside shits scary pls check out my pinned for a gofundme to get out of here thanks I love you all mwah

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sergle · 1 year

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I'm thinking abt that pretty fall leaves embroidery pattern post and about how like... it is categorically a repost, it's a reupload. right? a thing that is generally disliked. but because it's credited, it's genuinely boosting the artist in question. and it could ALWAYS be like this. reposting content could ALWAYS be a symbiotic relationship, but because sourcing back to the original creator of something is so uncommon, it's just easier to ask people not to repost it at all. and people still don't understand the difference. or they'll go to the effort of cropping out usernames/signatures to repost something, which is More Effort than literally crediting the creator of something you liked enough to want to repost. Like. I literally don't actually care if my own shit gets reposted, you have to understand. I just don't want it STOLEN. But "do not repost" is easier to write on my art than "you can repost this, but don't alter the image/remove my signature, don't you dare write 'credit goes to the artist' because that is not credit, please link back to my original post or someplace that you can actually find me. please use an actual link/url instead of writing a non-clickable link of my username, because making it text instead of a clickable link cuts the number of people who will go to the effort of visiting my own page in Half." All those aggregate themed accounts, those fuckin annoying as hell instagrams and facebook groups that are like "body positive art we love wamen 💕 hashtag feminism" and then MASS-STEAL plus sized art created by women, if pages like these that always go and steal my older self-portraits and other works... If they just put a link to my prints of those pieces in the text of those posts, or, fuck, my commission info page? I would literally be living on the moon right now. I would have a house on the moon

#there is actually nothing morally wrong with running an account that just reuploads ppl's artwork or their jokes or their cosplays #if you just put a VISIBLE LINK in the description of your post with proper credit then it would be beneficial for everyone #because you can get your little clout or whatever it is you want by putting a bunch of same-category content on a page #but nobody's getting fucked over because if your post blows up then people just get FUNNELED to the source #because it's placed so plainly where everyone can see it #and yeah it's better to retweet or reblog but #on the rare occasion that I see my shit reuploaded on tumblr WHICH IS WEIRD BC I MAKE MY OWN POSTS HERE but anyway #someone making their own post where they upload my stuff. and it's always the floral self portraits so let's say it's a post with all those #if I scroll to the bottom and it says like. Artwork by Serglesinner on Twitter <-- clickable link [Sergle's Prints] <-- clickable link #to my etsy #I'm like oh okay and all the anger leaves my body and I'm like ah I see. and I toss the rock aside #like oh okay so you actually care that a person made these pieces. Instead of posting the caption ''women <3'' or smth #like you've GOTTA die if you do that. but if you just link back #or if you go to the effort of writing like a description with a BLURB? like it's a damn museum. like a light paragraph of info #about what the art is and who made it and their links #I am literally sucking you in a strange and peculiar manner. that is extremely helpful #and maybe other artists don't want this AT ALL and they'd rather people not reupload even if it is credited #but I feeeeeeeeel. like 99% of the time this would solve the issue #reposters could genuinely be helping ppl. sometimes the repost gets more traction than the real thing #as long as it credits the creator then that's an okay thing to happen!#that can land somebody a sale! a commission order! a new fan! A JOB #A JOB!!!!!!!!!!#sergle.txt #I didn't write this eloquently AT ALL what the fuck ever barkbarkbarkbark

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beatcroc · 1 year

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the real joke here is that i'm pretty sure fake pep is like totally average person height, it's just that the rest of this cast are fuckin pipsqueaks

hey! it's a series! fake peppino world tour: [noise] [noisette]<-u are here [peppino] [gustavo] [gerome] [noisette again]

#regardless of what i said abt the noise these two are DEFINITELY besties #pizza tower #peppino spaghetti #fake peppino #noisette #gustavo is 1 foot tall to me. peppino is not more than 4'. they are funny little cartoons and fake pep is just. a guy.#brick is at LEAST six feet tall though idk whats up with him. huge rat #only cute fake peps in this one...u will get The Beast next one though. next one is with peppinooooo...#framing of it is proving to be a bit of a pain though so im prolly gonna do a silly aside thing first #arting #there is not really a joke with the tip jar btw i just needed fp to be....doing something. boring if he just sits there.#Popular post #i dont have anything else to say here except to bitch about how utterly fucked the framing and perspetive of this one is oops #pizzaposting

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sir-meows-a-lot · 22 days

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You know, we could’ve had girldad Evan.if Habit didn’t Eat That Thang.

#Like #jokes on the act of eating a newborn aside #Thinking about Evan being a parent is way funnier #And simultaneously cute (barf)#Typa dad to ask “who’s playing the drums here” in the car while listening to the radio #(I’m projecting my experience with a metal head dad)#Realistically they would’ve been SHIT parents #Particularly Steph (love her though)#That bitch is WAY to mentally ill to be raising a kid #Sweet or not #And then Evan’s possessed.#Mm-mm that kids life would’ve sucked #Emh #everymanhybrid #evan emh #Steph emh #habit emh #meow #bye

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my-name-is-apollo · 16 days

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Speaking of coins, I think it's neat that we have a trinity of Apollos with uncommon characteristics:

Apollo Karneios with ram horns and ram ears, Apollo Soranus with a star diadem and a pick-axe and Apollo Vejovis with winged head, a trident and a dagger. (The last two are the results of his syncretism with Roman deities)

What's more fun about the coins of Apollo-Vejovis is that some of them put a thunderbolt under his bust or straight up show him holding it:

And I can't help but think of this being equivalent to a girl wearing her mom's makeup for the photo day

#apollo #look Apollo has already used thunderbolt in a couple of classical texts #I don't think Zeus would mind if his son borrowed it for a few minutes for a photoshoot #Okay jokes aside Vejovis is such an obscure deity (just like Soranus)#The explanation given by Gellius is that Jupiter/Jove is ultimately derived from “iuvare” which means “to help”#so Vejovis was the antithesis of Jove...doing the opposite of help #he was believed to bring harm with his arrows #So was also prayed upon to avert evils #hence his syncretism with Apollo #I also feel like they also just syncretised Jupiter with Apollo to some extent here #because soon after stating his identification with Apollo #Gellius has mentioned that a she-goat was sacrificed to Vejovius (yknow as a nod to Amalthea nursing Zeus/Jupiter #this also happens with Apollo Soranus actually #Soranus is conflated with Apollo and called the highest of the gods #and Servius notes that “highest of the gods” is a title given to Jupiter #so yeah it was a not a complete or even a direct syncretism but there was a line that connected them #and i find the implications very interesting #mine

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silver-horse · 1 year

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Merrill during The Last Straw ...

#🤣🤣#actually the templar corpses are lovely to see so yeah you know what I do agree!#Merrill #freedom is coming! everyone rise up on this beautiful evening! the revolution is here #the last straw #jokes aside this is just one of the many things that show how rushed the ending was #this is the final quest of the game the big climax and they didn't give them unique lines to say when we click on them #just generic night time dialogue #dragon age exodus #dragon age 2 #Dragon Age II #Dragon Age #da2 #hilarious #funny #my post #my posts #daedit #da mine

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qkmlh · 9 months

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Still ducking hilarious to me that Zoro & Sanji began their beef because they thought the other was misogynistic and it came to a head of no return when Zoro felt his title of ‘Luffy’s specialest boi’ threatened by Sanji’s comment

#MY DUDES PLEASE YOU’VE BOTH GOT THAT FEMINIST JUICE FLOWING YES THESE TWO THINGS IDEAS CAN BE TRUE AND EXIST BUT THEN!! BUT THEN!!!!#Zoro takes Sanji’s WE + NEED + HIM (Luffy) SO DUCKING P E R S O NA. L DEADASS STRUCK THE LOUDEST DAMN CORE IN ALL OF ZORO AND RAISED EVERY #DAMN ALARM POSSIBLE #Aaaaaand ‘You just got here /you/ don’t know what Luffy needs’ MY GOOD FIRST MATE OF A MAN C A L M D O W N N N IT IS /NOT/ THAT DEEP #‘I know he needs my cooking’ SANJII NOOOOO DON’T FALL FOR IT #‘Like what putting two slices of bread together’ Oh god. oh no. we are never coming back from this (pure hilarious joyous disaster) Ever!#Roronoa Zoro #Black Leg Sanji #Monkey D. Luffy #One Piece Live Action #OPLA #One Piece #All jokes aside tho Zoro was right to make sure they didn’t go inside to aid their captain #They would’ve been more of a distraction than help because Luffy wouldn’t have been able to let loose as much as he did #Zoro’s a good first mate but also buddy my guy my dude Sanji does NOT want your job bud ain’t nobody want your job especially when Luffy #made it very clear /you/ are worth more to him than /food/#Somebody should tell Zoro that tho man could use the affirmation #But also…my guy…what were you so jealous so hissy so darn quick to b!tch for helpp ☕️🤧💀#Zolu #Ani Rambles #Luzo

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ludinusdaleth · 5 months

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caleb really sent his ace (implied touch/sex repulsed) boyfriend to corner his ex in a smut shop

#jokes aside i cannot WAIT. SO MUCH TO TALK ABOUT HERE #cr spoilers #campaign 3 #critical role #essek thelyss #astrid becke #caleb widogast #🧡💜

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hadesknockedupintheunderworld · 1 year

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[Post Canon, everyone lives, Sonic Prime AU]

Sonic: *Hanging out alone with Shadow*

Shadow, internally: Hmph. I bet he's thinking about Nine.😒

Sonic: *Hanging out alone with Nine*

Nine, internally: Ugh. I bet he's thinking about Shadow.😒

Sonic, internally, in both situations: Mmmm chilli dogs🥰

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Sonic: *Hanging out alone on the beach with Tails*

Tails, internally: Haha. I bet he's thinking about chilli dogs again😊

Sonic, internally: Wow, my best buddy is so cool and cute and smart I love him so much😳🥰

#sonic prime #sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #nine sonic prime #miles nine prower #miles tails prower #nine the fox #tails the fox #sonadow #sonine #sontails #ansnsnnsnsn aside from the original reasons Tails' situation is the only one with a different response here #I just think it's hilarious if Sonic is never thinking about other people when you assume he is #I also just think it's funny when Shadow and Nine are jealous of each other while Tails is just like 'In my lane. crops watered. spending #quality time with my boy best friend'#I'd draw this concept as a 3 panel minimum joke comic if I could #i just be ramblin #unbreakable bond #au musings

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petratherrock · 5 months

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Inutade, trying her best

Red dragon sized, chimera Falin :

#i may have a fave from Shuro's party js #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #dunmeshi #inutade #shuro dungeon meshi #tashiro nakamoto #falin touden #Shiro : don't hurt her! Just bonk her to stop her *lock and loads Inutade #Jokes aside #Inutade really followed her orders here. Don't hurt the chimera? Okay. Throws away her club #runs head on towards mansion size #Inutade earlier #probably : don't hurt her? the raging mad chimera? That's not mathematically possible but alriiight

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gordonsicedcoffee · 5 months

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straight ⚥👫, skeletonized 💀🪦, australian 🚢🗺️...........

I see no difference 😌🫶✨ love is love 🌈💖💯

#sorry <3 got emotional thinking about how we all live under the glow of the same sun <3 and wish upon the same stars <3 #all jokes aside tho. I've been having a ball voyaging thru the depths of getty images & random (now v defunct) lj accounts #for these fckn cast photos hgdfshgdsfhgsdf #saw bts #<-kinda. fuck it we ball #betsy russell #tobin bell #cary elwes #(<-pictured here w/a sadness in his eyes that u only see in eastern european gay porn)#& ofc:#leigh whannell #james wan #mine

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in-kyblogs · 2 months

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As a fan of David Bowie’s Ziggy era I am so the target audience of that teaser sorry to everyone acting snobbish about it but I am ready to embrace what I am

#i am cringe but i am free #iwtv #interview with the vampire #glam rock babe #jokes aside I know people here are young so I will recommend this wonderful movie the made about Bowie’s music in 2020 #it’s called moonage daydream go watch it like it’s a piece of unparalleled music history #original p.

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