#joke tee shirt

[eldritchdemonfox]

Making absolutely horrid tee shirt designs is my new favourite hobby:

[daily-hanamura]

[dfivedesign]

that was fun but now im gonna have an existential crisis 🦝😭

[swifteainthesummer]

A t shirt that says "unemployed but sexy"

[cupiidzbow]

my god i don’t think i ever shared this video here but he literally got everything so fucking wrong it circles back to being fucking hilarious LIKE YOU DIDNT EVEN BOTHER LEARNING THEIR NAMES? 😭😭

[irregularbillcipher]

preview for my vox redesign

[keter-class-anomaly]

I think if someone at a Walmart with a windowless van was offering me will wood merch and had it with them, it would take very little convincing for me to get in the van…

[unproduciblesmackdown]

Mordecai probably lives in an apartment or something, but my first thought when you brought up the Caves on that post was that he won’t tell us because he’s been living in the Caves the Whole Time. Even tho he’d hate the slime mold.

yeah a Whole Damn House would be a bit much, and probably not as useful for the nightly bootlegging related goings on: see, freckle needing to stand around waiting for a ride before he can go shoot people. whereas mordecai can show up to the maribel hotel on foot, or at least have started out somewhere he could get a cab or whatever....and this is probably the closest to any relevant Living Situation Glimpses

someplace with a bed, and one with an art deco headboard....a modern style, so it's neither Antique nor unfancy enough to have less identifiable stylings at all. like just by guessing surely he lives in some apartment that's unassuming enough to live unassumingly in, with whatever alias, so something large & fancy would be unhelpful....plus if he's gonna be fairly rigorous in his domestic upkeep, it wouldn't really help to have a huge place, even if for the same reasons it wouldn't be too small (or old or otherwise unpleasant; hard no to slime mold, slime, or mold....) and like re: the rotating aliases, maybe he moves places fairly regularly for good measure, been at this like, a decade....tl;dr probably has some apartment/s that's roomy but not huge, nice but not Fancy fancy, at the nexus of practicality, resources, and preferences

but it's important to think about "what if mordecai's been living in the caves the whole time" b/c that's funny lmao

[caffeinatedopossum]

Tw sh mention

Really regretting cutting on my upper arms for months cause I've now been trying to replace sh for working out (pretty effective tbh) and unfortunately I cannot show off my big sexy impressive biceps to anyone because of the scars 😔

[eldritchdemonfox]

I fucking love these

And if anyone finds one not posted here PLEASE PLEASE reblog and add it!

[shirtshackdudes]

Dark Humor Graphic Tee Design. Funny Dad Jokes turned into a T-Shirt.

Dark Humor Design. A Dead Obese Parrot is definitely a huge load off the shoulders. Funny Dark Design. Dad joke. Perfect Gift to wear for Halloween or any other occasion to have fun with family and friends.

My latest Funny Graphic Tee Design. I hope you like it.

[bunnyb34r]

Anyways I finally took pictures of some of the tie-dye

These were the random t-shirts of mine that I grabbed to use up the extra dye. The kenough one is my fav

[ron-do-i-get-to-sing-my-way]

Libraries be like:

Morning: Have this guy come in, hand me his library card and then says “here’s my card” as he hands me a blank business card with ‘my card’ written in comic sans. Proceed to laugh at this stupid thing during half of my shift, because that’s my type of humour.

Afternoon: Another guy camps out in front of library with a sign that claims that ISIS is infiltrating the brains of children though irregular music. Security guard comes in and just starts laughing in the middle of telling my supervisor. One coworker suggests playing irregular music to ward them off. Another suggests a counter protest sign. (Coworkers nicknamed him Mr. Irregular ISIS guy. He was actually starting to be a nuisance so we sadly had to send him off. He was also sort of creeping out patrons so…)

[videostak]

any beautiful ladies looking to have unprotected sex if i purchase and wear a medium size t shirt with the public image limited logo on it?

[yosukebeee]

Whether you're looking for a fun t-shirt to wear to a party or just want to brighten up your day with a good laugh, our funny joke t-shirts are the perfect choice.

[21st-century-minutiae]

Cookie cutters are novelty objects that are used to slice through cookie dough to produce novelty shapes. However, many varieties of cookies will expand while baking, extruding in all directions and removing the clean lines of the cut. This can be solved by cutting cookies after baking rather than before, but it is more difficult and wasteful to do so.

The above image depicts a cookie cutter in the shape of a gun. The resulting cooking after baking instead looks like male genitalia. The juxtaposition between expectation (the cutter) and result (phallic imagery) is presented without comment as a form of humor. Innocuous depictions of phallic shapes are a common form of visual humor. Actual depictions of phalluses would be considered harassment in most circumstances.