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They share one brain cell and alex had set it on fire just like jays apartament.
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#my art#shitpost#Im jays fucked bedhead truether#Join my religion#slenderverse#sv#mh jam#jam mh#jay merrick#tim wright#mh tim wright#marble hornets fanart#tim x jay#jay x tim#jay marble hornets#t4t jam#skully#marbled hornets#trans jay#trans tim mh#troy wagner
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Omg been a while lololol
Just dropping this coz i just started rewatching haikyuu again
NOYA HAIR DOWN IS MY RELIGION
On my knees devoted to it

#haikyuu#nishinoya yuu#nishinoya yū#noya kami#noya hair down#join my religion#haikyuu fanart#noyas blazing piercing fiery soul touching mind fucking bone chilling stare
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#ryan gosling#the fall guy#the fall guy 2024#would you like to join my ryan gosling religion#i think you should#we have cookies#and ryan gosling (duh)#heygirl-gosling
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do u guys wanna join me
#symbrock#veddie#venom#venom symbiote#venom the last dance#eddie x venom#venom x eddie#venom 3#eddie brock#venom movie#fuck you sony#sony count your days#eddie brock x venom#eddie is a bottom#venom is a top#wanna join my religion#meme#venom meme#get fucked sony
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One Star Wars headcannon you will have to pry from my cold hands, is that Luke absolutely made Leia carry him on her back when she decided to pursue Force training.
#leia buckling under the weight of her brother: i can't believe you're making me do this#luke: you DON’T get it leia! its a jedi tradition. don't you want to help me keep my religion/culture alive?#who's gonna call luke out for being a liar? other jedi?#the same jedi who'll see it and think 'that's great. why didnt i think of that?'#peak comedy would be luke skywalker citing 'jedi tradition' solemnly while having no idea if it's true#ahsoka who knows it isn't is just so entertained that she decides to join in#luke skywalker#leia organa#star wars#star wars ot#my favourite space twins#jedi order#pro jedi#i just know yoda is watching luke accidentally make carrying your jedi teacher a tradition and cackling about it
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what's a ship that you like that might make people go 'huh?'
Ahh asking the true questions I see. Okay, hear me out fellow Marvel lovers, I bring you one of the most intriguing ships. FrostIron. Tony Stark and Loki. Now, I know what you're saying, 'But Sam, they only ever had one conversation.'
All it takes is one damn conversation people!
Lmao no, but I do love it. The enemies to lovers potential is just *chef's kiss* add in that one of them is a villain while the other is a hero? Yes please! Sign me up. One of them is technologically brilliant while the other one is a magical prodigy? Fuck yes. One of them is a GOD and technically a fucking alien? More please. Both of them have daddy issues, both are sarcastic as fuck, hilarious and petty. They are the true power couple of Marvel, I'm just saying
#Marvel#FrostIron#Tony Stark#Loki#loki laufeyson#JUST IMAGINE IT#If I can convert just ONE person into the FrostIron fandom#I will take it#Think of me as a missionary#except I am going to one blog door at a time recruiting you into FrostIron#join my religion please
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Beyond beyond shenanigans
#omori#omori au#omori mari#omori hero#heromari#omori fanfiction#this trend was funny so I joined in#a bit out of character but that’s okay!!!#we ball#god beyond beyond is such a serious fic about serious topics like religion and immortality#and this is what I do with it#also the fact that this happens more than one in this fic. an omori fic#they’re insane bro#my art
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What led you to decide conversion to Judaism was "for you"?
I'll preface this post by saying that you are, essentially, asking to open a Pandora's box - this is an inherently huge question to ask, and I only request that you keep this in mind when I talk about this. I'm completely open to this discussion, though! I am absolutely happy to talk about my journey because it is so deeply personal and fulfilling,
I was raised in a Lutheran family - I was baptized, but I was never really... required to go to church. We'd gone before, my dad and I, but I don't remember this because I was young. However, what I do remember is just not believing in any of it. I never truly believed in Jesus, I'd only said I did. Despite having little pressure put on me in a religious aspect, I'd always just assumed that I should please my family. I went to Jesus camp (a moniker for the religious camp I'd gone to a few times), and I went to a handful of confirmation classes. As I understand it, Lutherans practice confirmation in order to educate young adults about the religion, and by the end, the person decides if this is right for them. I dropped out completely, and honestly, it was simply due to "I believe none of this besides g-d."
Once I had consciously admitted to myself that I really could not reconcile my disbelief, I decided to disconnect completely from all forms of xtianity. I mostly kept to myself and didn't even interrogate my feelings about g-d or religion at all.
After a while, I realized that I truly knew nothing else besides xtianity. I always thought it was my duty as a person to learn about others to accept them. I started throwing myself into education about other religions. Now that I think about it, I think part of myself really did want to connect with something that felt right in my soul. For a while, I didn't find that. Once I started learning about what were the true basics of Judaism, I felt a strange and indescribable feeling, really for the first time ever.
My journey into Judaism really began on an intellectual level. I truly jived with what I was learning - I remember one of my big issues with xtianity was the idea of "spreading the Good News," or proselytizing. I think learning that about judaism was what made me realize that there was something out there that I could logically understand. I loved the cultural understanding of disagreement - that you can even disagree with g-d and not be sent to Hell For All Eternity. I loved that observing mitzvot wasn't really a strict dogma. It was a process we all undertake on some level. I'd say that the common attitude held in the xtain spaces I was exposed to all my life (that is - "all of this is strict dogma, and no questions are deemed acceptable.") really made me appreciate the intellectualism that judaism often fulfills. By nature, I want to disagree with others, explain, agree, and ultimately learn, and I loved the culture of education.
I'd say much of the emotional attachment I now have to judaism came later. There is only so much you can appreciate about judaism from the sidelines, and once I got involved in my community, I truly learned this. Much of my love for judaism is simple - it's everyday life, really.
I think what made me decide so soon that judaism was right is because I am trans. I am no stranger to this feeling, I just had never felt it about religion. It's a deep, soul-level understanding of belonging. It's a feeling you can never do justice to through word alone. I've felt this before, and I know this is a feeling that I cannot simply ignore. It's something you can only grab hold of and never let go. It is a primal understanding within your entire being - at least it is for me.
Because of this, there is so much that I have not touched upon here, but I think I've been rambling for long enough. Again, I welcome any and (almost) all questions that may be remaining. So much of my decision about judaism came down to exposing myself to conversion stories and thoughts about judaism from jews, and if there is a chance I might be even a little like that, I will always welcome it!
#ask#jumblr#jew by choice#jewish conversion#personal thoughts tag#convert FAQs#long post#it's to the point where i don't know if i would have come to this conclusion if i were not trans#because being trans made me realize what it felt like to *belong* in something as fundamental as who you are#as much as i have hated being trans in the past i can't help but realize how fundamental it has been for shaping myself for the better#i suspect i would still feel lost and unsure had i not had to confront these feelings head-on in a primal way before#i talk a lot about religion in this ask but to be perfectly clear it was just as much cultural for me#i am not just joining a religion i am joining a people and i *love* the people#they are my people. they are my community#and to say that my desire for judaism is only religious in nature is to oversimplify all of my motivations honestly#i should have made that a disclaimer but i assume most of this was about the religion itself because it's so different
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I lied. Put your clothes back on. I wanna discuss dying and/or dead platonic relationships in the hanahaki au. I'm just really fascinated by the implications of this trope.
Has anyone considered what to do with children who don't feel loved ? With parents who are queerphobic or colorist or misogynistic? What does society do with a daughter whose vision goes dark because she knows her father hates gay people? A son who is suffocating on hydrangea petals because his mother keeps giving him bleaching creams as birthday presents? A non-binary kid who coughs up blood because their favorite brother is a red pill podcaster with millions of followers?
That barbed dread in the pit of their stomach when they look at their admired loved ones and realize, "if they knew i was different, they'd hurt me".
When there's demonstrable proof that you won't be safe or worthy unless you've physically/mentally mutilated yourself to your family's standards, how can you not just die inside? Does it not pain you to be so imperfect?
And the fact that these families mean well! That father doesn't want his daughter to go to hell! That mother doesn't want her son to be punished for his dark skin by this white supremacist society! That favorite brother truly believes adhering to strict gender roles will make the rich capitalists respect the common man!
When the pain you've caused your family is seen as merely an investment in a better future, how does it feel to know the only thing you've ensured for them is an early death?
That's kinda fucked actually.
#hanahaki#fanfiction#fanfic trope#worldbuilding#this could get dystopian real quick#because since thats child abuse cps would definitely be involved#there's gotta be multiple private industries dedicated to taking these children and hypnotizing them into forgetting their first families#and then like#turning them into the perfect company soldiers#mentally and legally vulnerable children with literal holes in their chests where there families ought to be?#“its free real estate!”#like yeah we'll cure you but also you gotta pay us back ☺️#btw how do you feel about joining my new religion? pay no attention to the white man in jesus cosplay who we all worship 🥰#mine#{speculative}.tag
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i literally don't understand being patriotic what kind of person gives a fuck about their country. but especially if you're american. our was built on chattel slavery dude. most of our country's founders owned other human beings. like let's start with that
#i also have a weird relationship to being american bc im mostly only american bc my ancestors in the british isles denmark and norway#were conned into joining a scam religion#i had some that were here before mormonism but not most of them. like lol
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what’s a hatchetfield quote you would use to convince someone to join the starkid cult fandom ?
#maybe paul’s ‘HELLO??? HELLO??? PLEASE G O D I JUST WANT A BLACK COFFEE’#or linda’s ‘i’ve met god. he had nothing nice to say about you’#or linda’s screech from black friday with no context#i’ve been sitting here trying to think of some and there’s so many options and they’re all batshit crazy#i would probably just show them a picture of kim whalen#or lauren#i sent my friend some art of eldritch wiggly and asked them to join my religion#currently awaiting response#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#npmd#nerdy prudes must die#starkid#team starkid#nightmare time#tgwdlm#black friday#my post
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Character so good I had to start a fanclub and make merches. Would you like to join our Frisk Starling Fanclub as well?
The t-shirt design for your pleasure
The Most Dangerous Game by @the-writing-mobster
#frisk#final! frisk#tmdg#the most dangerous game#frisk starling fanclub#my art#feel free to join our religion ^^#frans#toxic frans#they ain't much but they're honest work#sona
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I was telling someone recently about my dream of becoming a monk slowly coming true and once again got self-conscious that I wasn’t talking about a lifelong dream of becoming a nun. And this is being very aware of several female religious communities in which the sisters are out herding cattle or something and in boots and jeans much of the day. But at the core there is still a very gendered take on men and women based in history and tradition and no matter where you are with women you are going to encounter the pressure to be “feminine” according to that history and tradition and I just don’t need that in my life.
I know a few women in an intentionally gender-free, come-as-you-are religious order for men and women and everyone in-between, but as great as that statement is, it somehow doesn’t work for me either. It’s like a casserole when you just want separate foods on your plate. I want the monk thing, pure and simple. Just the monk thing.
#I was thinking about describing my associateship eventually#with the ‘oldest religious order for men in the Episcopal Church’#if you’re so feminist why didn’t you join a women’s religious order???#because I want to be a *monk*!!!#gender#religion
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i really don't care about christmas and i feel bad about that
#because like#people traditionally seem to use christmas as the time where you remember all your friends#and write some nice words and wish them a good time#and it's wonderful and all#but then here's me totally torn between#feeling like a hypocrit for joining in even though i keep saying i don't want to have anything to do with religion any more#or feeling like an asshole for saying nothing on principle#i think maybe i should start my own tradition of writing nice messages at a different time of year
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Would you like to join my religion?
"what religion?" you might be asking… why CYNOTOLOGY ofc! we worship The Archon of Puns, The Wizard of Wordplay, The Deity of Dad Jokes, Lord Cyno 🙏 cy no more, i can hear by your thunderous applause that youre all electrified to join 😎
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Nothing like opening up your Bible to read your favorite verse ❤️
Amen.
#sly cooper#arpeggio#sly 2#sly 2 band of thieves#sly cooper meme#my religion#arpeggioism#won’t you join
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