#john shouts into the void

[imsorryimlate]

a king and his favourite jester huh? i know how this one goes

[friendly-jester]

they're my emotional support let's players, your honor.

[valorant-reverie]

I don’t think we’re going to be able to manipulate mansplain manwhore our way out of this one, john

[finniestoncrane]

wanna put my han on his cock or something

[comfort-in-space]

Do you think that Cerberus while piecing back together Shepard would have gotten rid of all physical “flaws” or bodily marks or whatever.

Like I headcanon my shep to have some tattoos, beauty marks, and one dimple. And I can’t help but think they may have smoothed out the imperfections. They do get rid of any scars you have from me1.

Dimples are a abnormality, completely harmless, but not how the muscles “should” be formed. So would the scientists keep it.

And Tattoos! the idea of them re-tatting shep while unconscious is kinda hilarious but I feel like they wouldn’t. Tattoos can be harmful to your immune system so I don’t think they would while their trying to save shep. Unless future sci-fi stuff makes this point useless. Or maybe they just didn’t get to them in time.

What about body hair?! or cellulite?!

Either way just imagine Shepard finally getting a chance to look in a mirror and realizing they are missing all scars that reminded them of past trauma. Idk if that would be a relief or something that makes them feel dissociated from their new body like its not quite their own.

Realizing their quirks (birthmarks, freckles, moles) have all been smoothed out, things that have defined them since they were a kid.

The utter rage they feel at having to get all of their tattoos done again.

Then again the Illusive Man is real obsessive so he might have demanded everything else except the scars to be kept.

[jeysbvck]

I AM SOBBING OH GOD MY HEART IS SO FULL😭😭😭😭

[xxscrabiesxx]

no rest for the wicked

[nancywheeeler]

honestly can they just give bradley cooper whatever oscar he wants so he'll stop campaigning like tracy flick every time he makes some award-bait dud about what a tortured genius he is

[ryanwinsatlife]

It's dangerous to go alone! Here, take this!

[saintajax]

me when i think about how equally smug and deeply touched arthur is if he finds out you have a pinterest board for him

[fieldings]

I’ve stumbled across a few interviews from over the years in which John has brought up his desire to perform Krapp’s Last Tape by Samuel Beckett. After familiarizing myself with it, I can’t help but think he’d do extraordinarily well in that play. I apologize for this random text post, but I wanted to see if anyone else had any thoughts on this. 

[imsorryimlate]

i recently got an ad for some vampire aesthetic restaurant, and they were like “eat like dracula and mina for the night~”, which, first of all, i don’t think anyone is allowed to eat like dracula, and second of all, don’t drag poor mina into this

[friendly-jester]

if i ever get the chance to actually play red dead redemption 2 i have a feeling it will become horse girl simulator realllly fast 😂

[valorant-reverie]

[farfarawaygirl]

I am cringing, even now, thinking about how Nolan reacted to Angela

Can I ask what’s this about ? Read your post today and can’t think what this is about .

To be fair, this was lost in the backlog of my inbox, but I think I was referring to when Nolan gave Angela - who, for CONTEXT, is a ten-year LAPD vet, as well as a lifelong woman of colour - a lesson on police responsibility and the impact of her actions.

Granted, I can't quote it, nor do I feel like doing the legwork to find the episode.

However, for me, when Nolan really began to be overtly a white saviour, that is when I started to call that shit out. I do know that this was post-2020. And that this lacked an awareness piece, and critical thinking which is especially egregious of writers on a cop show.

I am not here to yuck your yum. I am here, however, to remind you that all forms of media should be consumed with a critical mind. Guess what? You can like things that are not moralistically good. As evidenced by my blog, I love many things that are not exactly Oscar worthy (RIP Stydia and Teen Wolf), I just hold the space to say that bad things are woven into the things I like.

[soft-girl-musings]

on a scale of 1 to 10 how happy do you think i was that we ended up canceling