#john shouts into the void

[imsorryimlate]

a king and his favourite jester huh? i know how this one goes

[bertie-w-wooster]

if I had (hypothetically) made a reading list of 55 works about the Franklin Expedition and related areas, including the pdfs of most of the articles and a couple of the books on it, would anyone be interested in it? pls lmk in the comments or tags!

update: I have posted it, check the reblogs or my blog to find it

[friendly-jester]

they're my emotional support let's players, your honor.

[valorant-reverie]

I don’t think we’re going to be able to manipulate mansplain manwhore our way out of this one, john

[finniestoncrane]

wanna put my han on his cock or something

[comfort-in-space]

Do you think that Cerberus while piecing back together Shepard would have gotten rid of all physical “flaws” or bodily marks or whatever.

Like I headcanon my shep to have some tattoos, beauty marks, and one dimple. And I can’t help but think they may have smoothed out the imperfections. They do get rid of any scars you have from me1.

Dimples are a abnormality, completely harmless, but not how the muscles “should” be formed. So would the scientists keep it.

And Tattoos! the idea of them re-tatting shep while unconscious is kinda hilarious but I feel like they wouldn’t. Tattoos can be harmful to your immune system so I don’t think they would while their trying to save shep. Unless future sci-fi stuff makes this point useless. Or maybe they just didn’t get to them in time.

What about body hair?! or cellulite?!

Either way just imagine Shepard finally getting a chance to look in a mirror and realizing they are missing all scars that reminded them of past trauma. Idk if that would be a relief or something that makes them feel dissociated from their new body like its not quite their own.

Realizing their quirks (birthmarks, freckles, moles) have all been smoothed out, things that have defined them since they were a kid.

The utter rage they feel at having to get all of their tattoos done again.

Then again the Illusive Man is real obsessive so he might have demanded everything else except the scars to be kept.

[jeysbvck]

I AM SOBBING OH GOD MY HEART IS SO FULL😭😭😭😭

[xxscrabiesxx]

no rest for the wicked

[exasperatedoctopus]

I would love to get into fandom more, but, tragically, I have rabidly pair-bonded with a character outside of the Main Couple Continuum and so instead I stew alone in my little corner consumed with Thoughts

[nancywheeeler]

honestly can they just give bradley cooper whatever oscar he wants so he'll stop campaigning like tracy flick every time he makes some award-bait dud about what a tortured genius he is

[ryanwinsatlife]

It's dangerous to go alone! Here, take this!

[imsorryimlate]

i recently got an ad for some vampire aesthetic restaurant, and they were like “eat like dracula and mina for the night~”, which, first of all, i don’t think anyone is allowed to eat like dracula, and second of all, don’t drag poor mina into this

[saintajax]

me when i think about how equally smug and deeply touched arthur is if he finds out you have a pinterest board for him

[friendly-jester]

if i ever get the chance to actually play red dead redemption 2 i have a feeling it will become horse girl simulator realllly fast 😂

[valorant-reverie]

[fieldings]

I’ve stumbled across a few interviews from over the years in which John has brought up his desire to perform Krapp’s Last Tape by Samuel Beckett. After familiarizing myself with it, I can’t help but think he’d do extraordinarily well in that play. I apologize for this random text post, but I wanted to see if anyone else had any thoughts on this.