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i still get surprised when a mutual is cis it's so funny to me

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Edward Little + smiling

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I'm not queer. I'm disembodied.

QUEER (2024) dir. Luca Guadagnino

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Daniel Craig explaining Luca Guadagnino what a snowball kiss is.

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me, shaking and nauseous: i don’t feel that good

one of my medieval peasant hallucinations keeping me company: mæg ic forleten cwycgan ænne fulle mete?

me: henry i don’t think i’d be able to keep it down at this point

my other medieval peasant hallucination: henry you know how to speak modern english. stop being pretentious

henry: nē ic wile nāt

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THE HOLDOVERS (2023) dir. Alexander Payne

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★ countdown to christmas (take two) ★ day 6 of 24: the holdovers (2023)

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ahh yes the true meaning of the quangle

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chatgpt is the coward's way out. if you have a paper due in 40 minutes you should be chugging six energy drinks, blasting frantic circus music so loud you shatter an eardrum, and typing the most dogshit essay mankind has ever seen with your own carpel tunnel laden hands

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Imagine meeting the most handsome goofiest genderweird butch you've ever seen and she has a dedicated probably monogamous boyfriend who to be fair is actually a pretty cool dude and you're devastated that you can't shoot your shot. Then you find out that up until last year boyfriend was certain he was gay and then he met this handsome goofy genderweird butch and was like oh I like women. Or at least women who are also men sometimes. So I'm bisexual. Also to make things more confusing they're both veterans who are actually pretty staunchly anti-military and hate every admiral they've ever encountered and the butch only went into the military because she desperately needed healthcare coverage for her father and the boyfriend was like. A legacy military brat who realized this is all pretty fucked actually. Congratulations you have encountered modern day Mulan and Li Shang

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ever since I was a little girl, I've wanted to be a crazy old man

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trying to seductively get on my knees for you but my knees crack so loud it echoes and i’m stuck there for five minutes

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I love when you see someone reblogging a text post multiple times because you don’t know if tumblr glitched on their end or if the post, “who else up garging they goyle” really fucking resonated with them and they just had to rb that mf 4x

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WWDITS | first and last talking heads

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sorry my last version of this meme was unfair, after some research i have replaced jemaine clement with executive producer paul simms, the real nandermo hater

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This is the standard winged nightjar and it has one singular stupidly big feather on each wing... if you even care.