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his tuoy

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jesus christ. fine. ill say it. im sleepy. im sleepy, okay? do you know what being sleepy does to a person? to their spirit? i should be pitied.

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older people go off about how we’re always on the damn phone (and yeah, i agree that some people have got an issue) but damn bitches! do you have anything fun to talk about? no? then fuck it I’m going silent mode scrolling on the phone

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every day british actors wake up and think to themselves fuckkkkk i HAVE to help the incredibly bigoted woman make more money so she can funnel it into killing trans people i have to do it bro if i don't do it i will die

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(Making small talk) yeah I’ve been having some new and intriguing stomach issues lately

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genuinely do NOT want the world to see me because i don’t think that they’d understand

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i like to think that my permanent eye bags and general worn-down look give me a certain cuteness

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i like to imagine that clark kent’s search history is mostly normal but then there’s stuff like “improved superman costume concept art” because he wanted ideas

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Food: spaghettieis (German ice cream spaghetti)

Ingredients: strawberries, lemon juice, sugar, heavy cream, vanilla sugar, vanilla ice cream, white chocolate or coconut flakes

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If ANY of yall EVER do this shit to me, im deleting every single fic out of spite.

If I ever catch one of yall doing this to another author and I know youre a follower of my work I will block you personally on every platform

None of yall are the fic police. I DESPISE genai. I think its an insult to art, humanity, and the planet itself. But aint not a single fucking person here qualified to pick apart a strangers fic looking for a gotcha moment to make yourselves feel superior. If you think something is ai you can ask the author (most are proud of the ai use and will just tell you straight up) if they say yes you have your answer and can warn people. If they say no and you dont believe them you block and quietly keep it between you and maybe a close group of friends. Spreading misinformation is DANGEROUS. And NONE of you doing this shit are anywhere near qualified to do it.

THIS GOES DOUBLY FOR ARTISTS.

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Like a new friend!

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FOR REAL

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the dumbest person alive has come to warn you that fruit has sugar in it

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Do I think Thomas directing his weirdness about romance into weirdness about friendship would fix anything? Absolutely not, but it would be fun (for me)

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Vincent & Theo Van Gogh 

Hannah Gadsby in Nanette (2018) // At Eternity’s Gate dir. Julian Schnabel (2018) // Loving Vincent dir. Dorota Kobiela & Hugh Welchman (2017) // Vincent Van Gogh in a letter to Theo Van Gogh (1880) // Almond Blossoms by Vincent Van Gogh (1890); painted as a gift for the birth of his brother Theo’s son named after him