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Dogs have had many jobs throughout history, in this case: Revenge.
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Ideal work schedule:
I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks
I complete the list
I leave immedietly
#guy who is getting out of work at 1pm!!!! 📢#tomorrow is my last day but u have loved this job. i love to leave.#trb.txt#i* have
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ENTRY LEVEL MEANS NO EXPERIENCE. IT MEANS NO PORTFOLIO OF RELEVANT SAMPLES. ENTRY LEVEL IS ENTRY LEVEL
#HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GAIN EXPERIENCE YOU STUPID FUCKS#I HATE THIS I HATE JOB HUNTING THIS SYSTEM IS ABSOLUTE DOG SHIT
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Over the Garden Wall 10th Anniversary stop motion short by creator Patrick McHale and Aardman Animations
#Over the Garden Wall#OTGW#video#THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL I'M CRYING#yeah... i'm gonna need a full length OTGW stop motion film please i'm on my KNEES#stop motion really does such an incredible job of capturing the beauty and tranquility of this series#and Greg my sweet precious child i've missed you so <3
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#us elections#us politics#us election#disclaimer: i fucking know that the trump voters and harris herself are more at fault#i know they both suck#voting harris in would’ve still been some form of damage control. it was always gonna be either her or trump whether you like it or not#now you’ve chosen the greater of two evils. the guy who said israel should finish the job. well done
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@magitekconveyor
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please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!
do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!
#i am so sick of writers having to anticipate the most boring#bad-faith readings of their work. i am like - if you use cheese as a currency#okay! as long as the world makes sense to me: cool. cheese tax. moving on.#my job as the reader is to suspend my disbelief and say okay! i am so sick of like#fanfiction authors having to write dissertations#because they had an interesting idea they'd like to try out!!!#just write it! if it doesn't make sense that's someone else's problem!!!#PS OP is autistic. yes sometimes i take things literally at first glance. then i think about it lol#this is so clearly not about accessibility etc. it's about like. girl even i an autistic person#am able to understand ''they probably didn't mean his eyes darkened LITERALLY''
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Can you believe I'm having to make this meme even after successfully finishing up taxes and applying to job
#adhd#autism#Dad: Don't worry little man it's super simple! Just let me - the figure you seek support from - tell you to not be afraid#and then - stay with me here! - juuuuuust do it!#voila. my job is done you're welcome have fun doing all the research and figuring out without issue now <3 no problem#(and no of course I won't acknowledge your previous adulting accomplishments bc that's just expected stuff anyway)#||#vent#i guess? man#i don't have opinions or feelings on the internet often but man
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do genuinely find it fascinating how indeed.com is like the biggest job-hunting website out there and yet manages to be profoundly useless in every possible way
#i'm not even being bitchy i'm just genuinely bewildered by it.#like everyone will need to search for a job at some point in their life#and everyone will need to use a job-hunting website to do it#so why are there so few options and why are they all so awful
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in recognition of World Down Syndrome Day on March 21
#please watch!!#imo this ad does a really good job of storytelling from start to finish#tiktok#down syndrome#1k#5k#10k#15k#20k#30k#40k#50k#75k#100k
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over it october. no energy november. defeated december..
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Postcanon Farcille indulgence
#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#farcille#marcille donato#farlyn thorden#falin touden#dungeon meshi spoilers#dunmeshi spoilers#i drew something#the princess and the royal magic advisor... i think they were... no it couldn't be#i love to lose myself in yuri delusions about postcanon era. i choose to believe they are in semi domestic bliss in that castle#when farlyn is travelling marcille is sitting forlornly on her windowsill huffing and puffing and kabru is like can you do your job please
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bass makes a dollar. i make a dime. that's why i think about lesbian sex on company time
#me serving customers while chappell roan's red wine supernova is stuck in my head#me: yeah that'll be £3.60 / my brain: she did it right there‚ out on the deck: put her canine teeth in the side of my neck#rose's incessant yearnings#rose's gay little job#rose's ramblings
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the autism spectrum or something idk
#dungeon meshi#kabru of utaya#falin touden#laios touden#izutsumi#good lort i did a terrible job aligning the images didnt i
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