#joakim karlsson blurb

[artificialbreezy]

Jolly? Jolly.

AN: docka translates to doll, if any swedish speaking person tells me it’s wrong, i will correct it. this is just what i found on google.

NSFW under the cut ◡̈

“Come on, spread your legs for me sweets. Let me see that pretty pussy.” Big hands pushing your legs further apart.

“Promise just the tip, don’t wanna hurt you. Just need to feel you, okay?” He’s speaking as he’s dragging his cock through your folds, bumping your clit just to hear you gasp.

He’s slow with it, and wants this to last. Even if he knows he’s gonna need the most self restraint from just burying his cock in your stomach. Knows he’s big, knows he's been getting you stretched out. You can take 2 fingers, one more and he’s confident you’ll be okay.

He pushes the head in with a groan. “Even with all that work, you’re just so tight docka - fuck!”

He bends himself down to press a soft kiss to your head, feeling himself sink further into your tight hole.

“Feel that? Taking me so well already. Gonna be ready for me to fill you up soon.”

[thecoyotescry]

Just a thought!

Noah is the type of boyfriend who remembers EVERYTHING about you once you start dating. You tell him something once and he’s filing it away in his brain for the next time it’s brought up. He learns your likes and dislikes, how you like your like your coffee, how you like to order a side of chips and guac with your Chipotle, and even the way you organize things in your house. He knows you like having the window seat on the plane and he knows you hate really big crowds. He never fails to make you feel like the most important person in the world when he continues to surprise you with all the things in his memory bank. And he’s always just as surprised when you remember things about him too.

He’s just a sweet and observant and in love with you.

[magnificentstrawberryomen]

another noah blurb

thank yall for showing so much love to my last one omg 😭 didnt expect that lol

the house is dark, and i almost can’t see shit without needing to put on a candle on. the only thing that can give the house some lighting is the moon being on full display outside, but that’s in only some part of the hallway and at a corner in the bedroom, facing the windows. i sigh deeply—the electricity has fallen out, making me walk around with this lighten candle on my bare feet, and my long thin black pyjama dress is not warm enough to stop the shivers going down my back.

noah can come home any moment now, so i already make my way towards the door, placing a candle there on a small black table standing underneath a small round mirror, with a little basket with our keys and such on top and a few picture frames. i don’t want him to come in all in the dark and maybe stumble over shoes and all.

literally a moment after the candle is placed and i want to light another one to take towards the living room, the door opens with noah quickly stepping inside, making a cold breeze blowing against the bare skin of my arms which makes me shiver even more. when he notices he quickly shuts the door, a deep and confused frown on his face as he then eyes the dark only lit by the flame i just created.

“what’s going on? power’s out?”

“yeah,” i sigh, and then hold up an unlit candle. “so we have to do it with these for, i don’t how how long.”

he then sighs as well, but then shrugs as he hangs up his coat, shaking his slightly damp hair with two hands before then pushing it back from his face. “oh well. actually a bit cozy in this fall weather, isn’t it?”

i briefly smile at that. he has a point, but i still don’t like the current situation—i hate the dark, i almost can’t function the dark and i do not feel safe in it. noah notices the uneasiness on my face, and then walks over to me, embracing me with a warm feeling of his strong arms wrapped around me, making me sigh into his chest and take in his familiar scent i’ve grown to love so deeply.

“it’ll be okay, the power will go probably go on soon again. in the meantime, i will keep you safe, hm’kay?” noah says into my hair, and i can feel the small smug grin grow on his face, making me roll my eyes.

“yeah yeah, of course you will,” i mutter, making noah slightly chuckle as we then let go of each other. then, his eyes roam over me, his brow cocking up with an amused expression. i follow his eyes, that are now landed on my chest, the thin fabric of my pyjama dress making it visible how cold i am.

“someone’s cold. need me to keep you safe and warm?” noah then slightly smirks as his dark eyes meet mine again, and i let out a huff as we then walk towards the dark living room, making me light up some more candles and noah starts doing the same, with the same cheeky smile on his face.

“yeah, actually. am freezing.”

“i can tell.”

i roll my eyes once again, as we then plop down onto our comfy couch, crawling into noah’s lap, and he already quickly wraps his arm around me, his free hand playing with my hair, making me close my eyes as my cheek leans onto his shoulder.

“actually also a bit romantic, all those candles lit up around us like this.”

“noah, it’s clear to me that you want to fuck,” i then snort, tilting my head off his shoulder and his grin that has never left his face only grows broader, both his brows raised with amusement from my use of words.

“yeah? is it that obvious?”

“mhm,” i tease back, as my eyes then fall on his bulge, and he softly laughs.

“maybe the power needs to fall out more often. never had you down this easily for me.”

[mischievous-mayhem-is-upon-you]

—GAME IS CURRENTLY CLOSED AS OF 8pm EST ON 25/07/2024—

So I made a post the other day about doing astrology pair-ups with big 3-6 placements, but I just wanna make sure I got the right birthdays for everyone (and if I missed anyone from the crew that y'all want included lemme know)

I’ll be starting the game tomorrow! (But the Virgo in me is a perfectionist 😂) If I have anything wrong PLS correct me if you know ✨(day/month/year)✨

Noah - 31/10/1995

Jolly - 27/04/1988

Folio - 17/07/1997

Ruffilo - 29/11/1992

Bryan - 17/06/1996

Matty - 17/01/1992

Davis - 20/03/1993

[kaliforniahigh]

OH for a Christmas blurb i was thinking maybe to connect to the other poly Bad Omens blurb such as the flashing one what if after you decide to show them your Christmas Lingerie inspired by Santa baby?

A little Christmas action!!!!

When the lingerie came in the mail, and you tried it on for the first time, you were absolutely sure the boys would love it. But, they would have to wait to get their hands on it.

You prepared all the food for Christmas, since it was going to be at your house this year, and, after you were all done, you went and took a long shower. Getting your hair ready and the lingerie on, you went downstairs to wait for them.

Once you heard the doorbell rang, you adjusted the Santa cap on your head, and the straps of your bra, before opening the door and greeting them with an enthusiastic "Merry Christmas!".

You saw their faces change to absolute shock, and before Noah could get his hands on the velvet fabric of your bra, you slapped his hand away.

"No, no", you said. "There's dinner first, then, y'all can have your dessert", you turned around and made your way to the kitchen.

It took a few minutes for them to break out of their stupor, but once they did, they let out a few grumbles about how this wasn't fair, making them wait all this time to get their hands on you.

You only smiled as you set the cups on the table.

[thefallennightmare]

Ooh for Blurbmas i had a idea for Jolly and maybe you guys have a baby already and she or he plays in the snow for the first time and all the guys come over to play

It was a day full of fun, cheers, laughter, and so much snow that you were sure your boots were filled to the brim.

Since it was your daughters first Christmas, her first birthday in a few days, you wanted it to be extra special.

Jolly planned everything. From special Christmas tree shaped pancakes with M&M's for the lights, to hour you three spent outside building snow mans and having a snow ball fight, one you easily dominated in.

After the rest of the bad omens guys met at your place for dinner, you all piled into your cars to drive around Candy Cane Lane, a neighborhood dedicated to Christmas lights and decorations.

Now it was nearing midnight, both you and Jolly watching from the doorway of your daughters room. The long day at exhausted her, bedtime was at a strict 7 pm, which gave you two plenty of time to wrap her gifts.

Even through the soft tunes of a lullaby that played in the room, you could hear your daughters snores which caused you and Jolly to giggle. Both truly happy for this little life you created.

[iloveyoutodeathbutimdrowning]

Jolly Karlsson

Warnings Key:

🥀: Angst

🪻: Fluff

🌹: Smut

🌺: Suggestive but no smut

Blurbs/ Head-Cannons/ Drabbles

@darksigns-exe :

jolly being asked out on a date 🪻

@malice-ov-mercy :

vampire! jolly thoughts 🌹

@kaliforniahigh :

giving jolly head when he’s on the phone 🌹

Oneshots

@measuredingold :

‘still down for the ride’ 🥀🪻

‘slow burn’ 🥀🪻

‘7:15’ 🪻🌺

@darksigns-exe :

‘gentle impulsion’ 🌹

‘soft, gentle stranger’ 🌹

@circle-with-me :

‘the way you bend, the way you break’ 🌹🪻

@cowpokeomens :

‘Little One’ 🪻🌹

‘Absolution’ 🌹

‘uiscefhuaraithe’ 🪻

[industrialdreadhead]

Here's some of my personal thoughts for the bomans group + Davis and Matt

Quite self indulgent

We always get like hc and such for how it would be you meeting their parents but, how about them meeting your dad.

My dad's quite nerdy lots of cool artistic opportunities in his life I can see him just having a cold one talking nerd stuff with Nicky or Davis about star wars or new sci-fi shows amd such right. With Noah they both have a talent and compassion for what they do, they bond. My dad loves to fish, I can see him saying "hey bring your bf that likes to fish I got new catchers I'd like to try out" then there you are standing infront of folio all bashful saying "hey my dad invited you to fish with him" dawg would be over the moon.

As we speak the man is grilling I can see Matt and my dad just chatting it up over the grill together. Or for jolly, my dad loves new things or learning in general I can see them shooting the shit talking about their childhoods together and asking about his background and such yk. Very domestic sigh It's a need folks

[stardustsirenmelody]

Can yall send in some fic recs? Imagine or blurbs in my asks are very welcomed too 🙏🏼

I really need a distraction tonight, I'm so anxious. It's to early to tell whos gonna win this election but i don't wanna be checking results every few seconds like thats gonna help anything.

[caitcoreeeee]

Amazing 10/10 plus one of my fav chase Atlantic songs???

stuck in my brain

trigger/content warning(s): mentions of depression, self-loathing, and hurt/comfort. i think that’s it but if there is more, please let me know

a/n: i am currently listening to stuckinmybrain by chase atlantic and had to put my thoughts into words. this is my first time writing since 2016 and i might be a little rusty. sorry in advance. please feel free to give your criticism in the comments. and lastly, i hope you enjoy :))

you were never good with expressing your emotions to people. it wasn’t something you were proud of either. trying to articulate how you particularly felt in your heart was hard, and quite a waste of time in your opinion. you trained yourself to isolate and keeps things to yourself. you were always dismissed or invalidated by people in your life when it came to your feelings: that is until noah showed up in your life.

noah has always been infatuated with you since the day he saw you. you attended a bad omens show and met him at an after party, and you both hit it off instantly. he has always been intrigued with how you look, the way you carry yourself, and how you speak. although he wonders about what your pretty little head thinks about and how you feel. he’s never the type to force anything out of you, but he does worry about you 24/7 since you guys became a couple. he feels like he’s known you for decades and also knows nothing about you at the same time. he doesn’t know how you feel or what you think about at certain times.

you’ve had a history of depression before you two met, and he knows that. he knows that you have your lower moments, but does he really know how you feel? what you think? why you feel that way? like i said, he never pushes you to talk when you don’t feel like it, however, he’s curious on how he can help you more. sometimes he doesn’t sleep much because he’s overthinking about it. he wants to help you, guide you through your highs and lows of your emotions. but you won’t let him. you can’t let him.

“love, i’m home!” noah shouted. he puts down his keys, looking for you. his eyes roam around the living room, wondering where you could be. walking to your room, he hears faint sniffles coming from your bedroom. oh no.

“love?” noah knocked on the door, opening it and seeing that you’re covered in blankets with the curtains closed. “go away.” you say. but your heart wants him to stay. you’ve always hated how you push people away when you hit a low, especially when it comes to the people you care about.

don’t go. please stay. i need help. you think to yourself.

“y/n, my love, what’s wrong?” noah softly speaks, joining you under the covers and his hands roam to your physique. “i don’t want to tell you. it’s stupid.” you whisper. “nothing is stupid when it comes to you. you know i would never push your boundaries when it comes to talking, but i want to help you. trust me when i say this.” you finally turn and face noah, and he sees your tear-stained cheeks. they’re a rosy pink, and he wonders how long you’ve been like this since he was gone from tour.

“i have been stuck in my brain recently. i don’t know how to get out of this funk. i hate this. i feel terrible for shutting you out when you want to talk to me. every since you’ve been touring, my mind keeps dragging me in a dark and lonely place. i don’t know how to stop thinking this way. i want help, but i don’t know how to ask you. ” you rant to noah, tears streaming from your eyes like an angry and rapid river. you feel vulnerable letting your lover hear about these dark thoughts that he’s never heard from you before.

“y/n… you know you can always talk to me. i want you to come to me whenever you feel too much, when you hurt too much. that’s the whole point of us being in a relationship. we help each other out when we need it.” noah strokes your face, pushing the stray hairs away. “i will never judge you. i hope you know that. especially when it comes down to how you feel. promise me you’ll start coming to me when you’re low.” noah adds.

“pinky promise?” you ask, holding out your pinky and earning a chuckle from your lover. “i pinky promise.” he says. you finish explaining and apologize for holding on to your emotions, which he tells you not to say sorry for that. you continue to work on opening up to noah more frequently. he’ll always be there for you, especially until the end of time.

sorry for the short blurb, but i hope you guys enjoyed! let me know what other types of content you guys would like for me to write! all criticism is greatly appreciated, and don’t forget to write your ideas for me to make so i can get the gist of writing again. thank you!

[artificialbreezy]

Can i please request some sweet baby daddy Jolly texts?

i love baby daddy jolly

[thecoyotescry]

Just a thought!

Waking up later than normal on a Saturday morning and hearing muffled voices in the other room. You smile to yourself, because you know your boys are up and waiting (impatiently) for you to come join them. You walk out of the room to find Noah and baby boy (who’s the spitting image of Noah, as previously established) sitting on the couch eating bowls of cereal together. Both are cross-legged with matching bed head and identical smiles and giggles as they watch the cartoons/anime on the tv. You can tell they’ve only been up a short amount of time, due to the soft sleepiness in their eyes. And your heart grows about 7 sizes because these are your boys, and nobody else gets to see big, buff, tatted, “I’m the fucking king,” Noah like this; so sweet and calm and domestic. It’s only for you! 🥺😩

Anyway, happy Saturday, gang! 🤭

[magnificentstrawberryomen]

jolly’s pov: seeing you in the crowd

Jolly’s thoughts when he sees you standing in the crowd for the first time. This flood out of me out of nowhere, lmao hope you enjoy. 😌

“I saw her standing in the crowd, and that was the moment something snapped inside of me. She was capturing every movement I made amongst the string of my guitar, echoing in the venue, seemed to be taken straight into her heart, pure passion and admiration growing in the soul reflecting in the brown of her eyes. And it sparked something inside of me, deep and enthusiastic, pure and alive, burning straight to my heart, it beating with much more life than it ever has.

In that moment, I felt truly seen, admired and loved like never before—my passion I tried to give to the crowd and reflect in the movements of my fingers every night, now almost felt way too exposed, vulnerable, just by her presence taking me in like never before. It was like she lurked me in, taking gravity with her for a moment, making me feel like I was floating in between reality and her own safe, warm energy.

In that moment, I knew I had to know more about her—I knew from that moment on, no one would ever truly see me for who I am like she did, stripping my soul bare for her gorgeous eyes just in a matter of seconds.”

[mischievous-mayhem-is-upon-you]

LISTEN I DON’T WRITE FICS CAUSE THE ADHD CANNOT STAY FOCUSED ON THINGS FOR TO LONG.

BUT THIS IS ALL Y’ALL VAMPIRE JOLLY THIS, VAMPIRE JOLLY THATS FAULT.

Is it good? I have no idea, but y’all set off the brain thot and it needed it out.

TW: blood mentioned, grinding, biting?

Definitely NOT edited soooooo I guess a warning for that too I guess 😂

MAY I PRESENT VAMPIRE!Jolly x Reader MDNI

Your breath catches as his lips slowly trace up your neck, his breath ticking you as he takes his time admiring the softness of your skin. His hair slowly cascading around you, fallen from the bun in his hair caused by your hands when you finally pulled him into your bedroom.

You lay there in his arms with your mind going a million different directions at once wondering if it’ll hurt, will it not? What will it feel like to have him drink from you? What if he looses his control? There’s a moment of panic that deeps into your chest as his mouth finally makes contact with the curve of your neck with an open mouthed kiss, and you feel yourself tighten in his grasp instinctively.

“Relax Käraste, we can wait till you’re ready” he chuckles leaning back to read your face. He looks serene in the dim lighting, the scarf over the lampshade tinting the room into a dark mauve makes his already intense stare even more alluring. It always tugged on the back of your mind why you never found him as terrifying as he should be, a lethal creature with the will and power to kill you if he wanted…maybe it was the gentleness he had when he caressed your face when you pretended to sleep during his visits. Or the small gifts he always left behind as a token of his devotion for you, even if you didn’t understand why.

You didn’t realize you had been staring a while lost in the train of your thoughts until he shifts further back, assuming you were ready to tell him to leave for going too far. Reaching out to grasp his face gently you hold his gaze, and let your thumb graze along the edge of his jaw. You feel the weight of his head shift as he leans into the curve of your palm to playfully nip at your thumb causing you to giggle softly.

“There’s your smile, mitt hjärta” he makes no attempt to move any further away or closer to you, waiting for you to tell him what you need.

“I’m still a little nervous…I guess” you mumbled out, your eyes trailing over his face to meet his dark eyes. His soft smile tugs at the corner of his lips.

“I understand, if you’ve changed your mind you can tell me. I would never want you to feel as if you have no choice, Käraste.” His right grasping your waist tightens as if to be reassuring. “To have a piece of you now, just as you are is better than to not have you at all….It will hurt at first if you let me, I cannot lie to you. But I will keep you safe, and I will not break that promise.” His gaze heavy, showing complete honesty and tenderness before leaning down to softly peck at your cheek and forehead.

He stills for a moment resting his forehead upon yours, inhaling deeply before softly asking “May I kiss you?”, all you can manage is a small nod before he brushes his lips across yours the small action alone making you sigh out against him. When his lips finally catch your own he steadies himself, deepening the kiss while keeping the pace slow allowing you to melt back into his embrace once more. Before long you feel as if you’re on air, his body shifted once again to be slotted against you as you writhe against him when he presses his hips against yours. Your hands buried in his hair, every movement he makes against you feels electric as you both moan into the kiss. Slowly lost in your own body giving into his, you hardly register the sound of your own voice pleading out please as his mouth begins to trail across your jaw again. When you feel him tense in an attempt to regain his composure unsure if he should, you give his dark locks a tug to continue and twist you head to bare yourself for him.

When he continues to pause with hesitancy, you recite your pleads again. “Please….I trust you…just please Joakim” you can’t see his face, but you feel his entire body shudder above you and his breath hitch for a moment before his voice is able to return to him. “I promise to distract you from the pain, if it’s too much I need you to tell me…..can you promise me?” With his own resolve cracking along side your own, all you can manage is a soft nod and another small please.

Within seconds there’s a shift in the air, his presence becoming more intoxicating as he drags his open mouth across your neck once again. The hotness of his breath and soft moans trickles across your neck and ear adding to your own pleasure. His hips grind deeper into yours as your own body wraps around him, legs over his waist in an attempt to keep him close, hand gripping his hair while the other is wrapped around his shirt to anchor yourself. With his movements deepening against you, trying to pull as much pleasure from you before he settles into your neck, his one arm shifts to cradle you into his own chest, hand slipping into your hair to hold you in both a comfort and in place.

Finally between a mix of open mouth kisses and harsher pecks, you finally begin to feel the subtle pinches of teeth meeting flesh which ignites a new flurry of higher pitched moans from you until you feel a much sharper sting, and the wetness of his tongue cascading along you. Upon finally tasting just a hint of your blood, his demeanour shifts and a slur of loud groans fall from his own mouth as he continues to make small pricks against your skin. His neediness builds, adding into your own desperation until he tightens his grip around your head and finally sinks his teeth into place.

You had been expecting a large shock of pain to occur when he would finally bit into you when it was discussed earlier. Yet in this moment, if there was pain beyond a pinch you hadn’t noticed. Too lost in the sensation of his body enwrapped around you, dragging himself across your core moaning blissfully against your neck. The whole ordeal was leaving you breathless in a way you had never experienced, with the added sensation of him feeding off of you, you finally started to feel a peak building inside of you. Desperately chasing your release you let go, writhing and moaning with as much need as he was. You didn’t care if anyone heard you, all you wanted was to fall apart against him and give him everything.

Sensing your shift, Joakim finally lifted himself from your neck looking blissed like a god in his own form to stare down at you. The small smear of blood across his open panting mouth, his was stare burning into yours animalistic like.

You couldn’t help yourself from dragging him into a heated kiss, roughly slotting your lips together and grabbing on to anything you could. His hips were beginning grind sporadically losing any semblance of rhythm against you as his moans were turning into whines matching your own. It only took minutes before you both were grunting and crying out into each other’s mouths, climaxing together in a heated mess.

You both lay there still entangled together, his head coming to rest upon your chest briefly as you hand softly strokes within his hair. The silence is enjoyed among you both, with only the sounds of your breaths steadying, and his enjoyment of hearing your heart begin to settle. When you finally begin to feel the rush of sleep crash into you, is when Joakim finally lifts himself from you and assists you in cleaning you both up, taking extra care to be sensitive with your neck as he placed kisses on each marking he left behind and mumbling his praises against you, before changing you into new clothes for bed. When you finally crash into the bed, he drags you into his embrace and begins to hum quietly while running his hands slowly over you to lull you to sleep. When your eyes finally close you hear him whisper “Jag älskar dig” before sleep takes you over.

[kaliforniahigh]

Ooh i was thinking for a Christmas blurb fem reader instead of Jolly surprising her by coming home early before Christmas reader surprises him on tour instead since he was worried he might not make it in time

Thanks for the request!!!

Jolly called you exasperated two days before Christmas, telling you about how sorry he was he might not make it home in time to spend Christmas with you. You reassured him he was gonna make it, but neither you nor him were believing in your words too much.

So, you did what every girlfriend of a touring rockstar would do: you surprised him on tour. You guessed it was best to spend Christmas with him at the airport than without him at all.

When you got to the venue they were playing at, you coordinated with Matt something to get him alone so you could surprise him. So, Matt told Jolly he needed to show him something about his instrument in the other room.

So, when Jolly made his way over and opened the door, you were standing there, in the middle of the room, with a little smile on your face.

"What?", Jolly asked, looking around him as if he was seeing a ghost.

"Since you were so worried about getting to me, I came to you", you told him, and he walked over to you in quick strides, hugging you tight.

"I was so worried I wouldn't be with you on Christmas", he expressed his worries once again.

"I'm here", you told him, taking his face in your hands. "And we'll be together even if it's in a packed airport, trying to get home"

[thefallennightmare]

Bad Omens thoughts? Do you take "requests" or ideas for blurbs? Because i have a few 🤪

Go for it! I will be completely honest and up front, it might take me a while to get to them and they might not be the top priority since I do have a lot of WIP’s(totally my fault. My brain never stops running).

But send in the requests! If I get some free time, I’ll whip them up! ☺️