#jkjkjk I LOVE THIS FUCKING SHOW

[nyaskitten]

Rewatching Midjago: Midgons Midding Midson 1

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Dude I can't beleive I found a spn preferences writing blog that is active..... could I request the Spn boys react to the reader playfully making fun of them (lowkey bullying them) with Gabriel also.

Bullying is a love language. (SPN pref!) 🩷

a/n: i suck at titles bro💀. thank you so much anon! i love supernatural and i’m always happy to get requests! i hope you enjoy this, i bully people i love all the time, i was giggling when i was writing this lol

warnings: swearing, bullying(is that a warning???)

Dean:

BETRAYED

he goes 👁️👄👁️

“what’s for breakfast”

“wHaTs FoR bReAkFaSt?!”

“y/n what the hell was that for.”

“you sounded funny.” 🤷‍♀️

he’s literally betrayed

so sad

“i just wanted breakfast.”

“sorry dean.” you’re laughing

pouts

but he DEFINITELY bullies you back.

he just gets offended if you do it

(he’s a hypocrite🩷)

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Sam:

“okay so, get this-“ {goes on a rampage about the hunt that could’ve been summed up by a few words}

“wow, sammy. that was just SO interesting. i almost fell asleep but i’m sure glad i didn’t just so i could hear you say the same thing five times.” 🥰

silence

he gives you the bitch face

sam is SARCASTIC and he will clap back

“don’t worry y/n i made it extra long so your tiny mind would be able to understand.”

now it’s your turn to go 👁️👄👁️

“that was so hot.”

LMFAO jkjkjk

unlesssss

sarcastic sam is a hottie and i’m tired of keeping my opinions to myself!!!

he knows you mean well and he makes out with you afterwards <3

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Castiel:

he gets sad

i feel like it would accidentally slip out

season 6(?) spoilers ahead

yk when they’re hunting down eve and cas can’t use his abilities and dean goes ‘great. without your angel mojo you’re basically just a baby in a trench coat.’ and cas goes

apologize right now.

he dosent get it he’s just a poor little angel

he adapts though and he realizes that it’s a way of showing love

he laughs about it after a bit.

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Crowley

he is SHOOK

flabbergasted.

he dosent have people talk down to him often so when it happens (from YOU) he is unstable™️

he goes

it’s so funny

he’s such a drama queen omg

he will ROAST you back or give you the silent treatment

crowley gives me cheeto girl vibes idk if that’s good to say

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Gabriel:

he shots right back at you with this goddamn face

he’s mischievous he knows his roasts.

i feel like it would become an inside joke or a new established way of telling eachother ‘i love you’

“you’re such a dick.”

“mhm. love you too y/n.”

that’s so cute. wtf.

he’d find it funny tho

esp if you bully other people he’s like 🥰🥰

you guys are around other ppl and they hear you guys going

“fuck you y/n.”

“uh-huh. fuck you too.”

and then you kiss

they’re like “…”

it’s okay. he finds it hilarious

[aspenthewriter]

Bayverse! Donatello x Fem! artist! Reader

this was mainly for my sake because I really wanted to right for my favorite turtle and I’m an artist and idk-

I might take a little bit of a break from writing the trolls stuff to writing more of some TMNT because it’s literally my favorite show- anyways

Fandom: TMNT

Warnings: literally none- pure fluff, TOOTH ROTTING FLUFF

Pairing: Bayverse! Donatello x Fem!Artist! Reader

• he literally loves you so much.. so ofc he’s gonna love your art- he’s going to compliment it every second he gets

• and if you draw him?! He’s done for, his heart is literally beating out his chest, butterfly’s in his stomach, he wants to marry you now

• sometimes he’ll be in his lab and you’ll be sitting in your own little corner he made you (lucky litt- jkjkjk) and he’ll see out of the corner of his eye, you drawing him or something in his lab and he’ll smile

• literally the happiest man when you show him something you’ve been working on

• sometimes you’ll be sitting on the makeshift couch in the lair drawing and then he’ll just pick you up, sit where you were sitting, place you In his lap, put his head on your shoulder and watch you draw

• like I said previously he absolutely ascends when you draw him so if he ever finds out you have like 7 spreads of Him he’s literally marrying you ON. THE. SPOT.

• he adores you so much like

• Art is time consuming, stressful, difficult and somehow you just do it?! Like how-

• he’s lowkey jealous he wish he could get something done so quick and effortless

• (he knows it’s not quick and he knows it’s not effortless but know what I mean?)

• he’s just so In love with you and your craft-

• he’s lowkey wondering how tf he bagged a beautiful, talented, sweet, nice, cute baddie

• like shiiiiii-

• if he could stare at the cute expressions you make when your concentrating on a a drawing, he would, 24/7 365 at 1,000,000% (y’all understand the reference? No? Okay..)

• he loves randomly sneaking into your room while your drawing at your desk and then just coming behind you to watch you

• he loves seeing your process

• I mentioned it twice that he likes it when you draw him but if you draw his brothers as well? He’s literally sobbing- he loves th fact you get along with his brothers so well, EVEN RAPH?!

• once you where drawing splinter while he was meditating and then after he was done you showed it to him and he almost cried (very OOC Ik but whateva)

• overall he loves you to death, his brothers love you to death, splinter loves you to death, you are apart of the family now :)

I fucking loved writing this, my hobby, my favorite turtle, fluff literally all my favorite things- like it’s perfect (for me at least-)

I hope yall like this :3

-Aspen out!

[talldapple]

so about that cod x 7 deadly sins thing >:3

hdjsahdksks yes. Now that I’ve had time to sleep on it, I’ve had ideas.

For everyone else, we briefly talked about 141 as the 7 homunculi from Fullmetal Alchemist. I’ll go in order that you see them in the show. This is all coming from the perspective of a timeline in which Father is never found out?? But never wins?? I guess?? idk man. im just having thoughts. but now writing this out makes me wanna make them all state alchemists...

Later... Later...

Gluttony: Soap

Man's got a voracious appetite. Soap’s got the bottomless stomach and is hungry all the time, but to curb it, he's got an oral fixation in this au. (I love putting that on him) Constantly has something in his mouth: a lollipop, a cigarette, Ghost, Roach, a gag, or a toothpick. As usual, he sticks around with Ghost and Roach a majority of the time.

Lust: Ghost

👏 give 👏 me 👏 Ghost 👏 in 👏 a 👏 deep 👏 v 👏 neck👏 please 👏 and 👏 thank 👏 you 👏 Seducing men and women left and right. Tight clothes. I feel like instead of the extendable finger knives, they can detach and become actual knives. Like the ones Huges uses. Love the idea of Ghost being the embodiment of lust but being at least a little modest with his face and covering it 24/7.

Envy: Roach

Shapeshifting out the wazoo. We don't know what this man looks like and he loves to cause chaos.

Greed: Alejandro

Obvs I make the protective man the protective man. Rudy would def be a part of the chimeras. Maybe like that snake chimera? Either way, Ale would def be the rebel of the homunculi like usual and just keep his little gang to himself.

Sloth: Alex

Unfortunately, I don't have much justification for this one. I needed someone to fill Sloth and Alex seemed appropriate. Instead of the heavy chains around his wrists, both of his legs are heavy weights.

Wrath: Price

Price in an eyepatch. Enough said. I rest my case. jkjkjk Mans was born to take a leadership role. It even makes sense that he would willingly sign up for the trials to become Wrath.

Pride: Gaz

Little shadow man. Fits perfectly into place as Price's adopted son. Powerful af. Would be aged up to at least a teen in this au. Uses his shadows regularly to just move around the Fuhrer's mansion to fuck with the staff there. If capable, sadistic little shit (affectionate).

Bonus Father: Laswell

Someone's gotta be in charge. That and imagining Laswell in the draping white sheets makes me even more of a lesbian than I already am. All Powerful and Sexy. Just like how I like my women.

[p0gue420]

~Live a Little~ Part 4

series masterlist

Summary: Y/n Y/l/n is always ready to run, from the cops, towards trouble, on an adventure, whatever she can get an adrenaline rush from.

Pairing: Pogues x Platonic!Reader

Warnings: Cursing, Etc. that comes along with the show. Not proofread, wrote this in like 2 hours.

Word count?:2528

Contains Platonic relationships, fluff, innocent flirting through the reader, and the rest of the Pogues. (Y/n is basically a girl version of JJ)

A/N: Guess who is back and better than ever? not me. jkjkjk im back but i could def. be better. I would like to apologize; On the behalf of my mental health, i have refrained from writing until i realized that it wasn't a job i'm required to do. Its about , making something people love, and that helps me along the way.All i want to do is make people happy, and in return comes my happiness along with yours. hope you enjoy... If you like this chapter and want to see more please Reblog this chapter along with the others.

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The three of us stand around this stupid piece of shit machinery; Waiting for the miracle gold to appear. After staring at the screen so long that my eyes begin to sting in resistance I decided to give it up. There was never any gold. Never will be.BUT a good treasure hunt to get the body's blood flowing is something miss y/l/n would never miss out on. I stand from my hunched-over position between Pope and Kie as I strut over to JJ.

“When will they realize, that if, and only if, the gold is real. It wouldn’t still be on the royal merchant long after the wreckage.” I Swiftly wrap my arms around JJ’s wide ribcage, securing my hands in place above his belly button, and placing my chin on his right shoulder.

“It’s not there. Look just- just pull the drone up.” I hear John B stutter out, his words laced with frustration, before raking his fingers through his hair tugging a bit.

JJ turns his head to his right to whisper against my cheek answering my previous question.

“Looks like now is the time they realize, princess.

“Look ,we can do another pass,recharge the battery and go back down.” Pope pants out. I unravel my hands from around JJ’s body, stirring over to the three still in vicinity of the machinery we ‘borrowed’.

“It’s not down there, if it were Pope, You know we would have found it on the metal detector by now.

“We’ve been through it three times guys,it's not there.” JJ and I both protest before being shut down by kie.

“Shut up”

“What, it’s true.”

“Someone beat us to it.” John b says exasperated

“Oh god, here comes the delusion again, no one took it, it just wasn't there; look if it's real we'll find it but we now know that it's not here so let's go.” I say already becoming annoyed with this stupid treasure hunt that was supposed to be filled with fun and adrenaline. Not stupid machines and watching the waves splash around in the ocean as we look for something that’s not really there.

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Gun shots ring out in my ears as I watch JJ from a short distance while he shoots our overly talkative victim...Mister bear. What JJ doesn’t notice is the ruffeling of the leaves around as I hear someone approach. I quickly turn around to be met with the brown eyed boy.

“They know.” is all he says. Now, me? I have absolutely no fucking clue what Pope is talking about but it seems as if JJ does because he immediately jumps in to talk Pope through a close panic attack after sliding off his earmuffs.

“ What's going on? Who knows what? What did you do?”

JJ had just got done giving Pope one of his famous ‘deny,deny,deny.’ speeches when i asked the questions therefore giving Pope a minute shooting a questioning glare towards JJ almost as if asking for permission to let it slip with me. JJ gives a slow nod of his head but before he can begin to get you to promise not to tell anyone anything.Pope cuts him off.

“It's y/n we’re talking to, the person who vandalized Shoupes police car with ‘fucc-12’ and ‘Acab’. The person who helped get you out of jail countless times. She's not the person to snitch.” Pope swears to him before JJ sends me a playful glare.

“She saved my ass in jail, because she was the one with the ideas that were getting me into jail in the first place.”

“This is getting boring,either tell me what you did or go away, your face is disturbing to stare at for too long.” I ruffle JJ’s hair before landing a punch to his arm, he so ‘smoothly’ recovers acting as if his masculinity wasn’t just destroyed by a girl because her punches actually hurt even when she’s not trying to cause pain.

“ We sunk Topper's boat.” Pope lets out a gasp smacking his hand over his mouth fast as if he didnt mean to tell me in the first place. I place my hand out in front of the boy ready for the pogue handshake, he lifts his hand joining it with me before ending it in a silly ‘woogity woogity’

“ dude why didn’t you ask me to help, you know me, and you know how i feel about the kooks. You know for a fact I would have been down.” I say letting my head fall down as I stare at my shoes. Me and JJ usually did things like this and for once he left me out. Makes me think he's got a new partner and crime.whatever,doesn’t hurt my feelings anyway.

He places his hands on my face forcing my head up towards him but I'm still avoiding eye contact. So much for ‘doesn’t hurt my feelings anyway’.

“ Hey, look at me, this was about Pope.Pope had just been beaten up by the kooks ,Rafe and Topper, and I couldn’t let them get away with that. It wasn't about what I wanted to do, it was about helping Pope do it his way. The less people involved. The better. Okay? this wasnt about doing stupid things it was about Popes revenge. And I know what you’re thinking.” He looks behind him at Pope before leaning down to whisper in my ear.

“You’re still my partner in crime, no one will steal your spot. Promise.” That quickly brought a smile to my face. If it's one thing JJ knew it was how much promises mean to me. He knew how many promises my old man had broken and he wanted to show me that promises could be something more. So everytime JJ promised something to me, he always kept that promise.always.

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“ 3 pepsi’s and a sprite please.”

“Hey y/n.” Rafe says coming up beside me before realizing Kies there as well and giving a nod towards her, which she returns with a look of disgust and an eyeroll.

“What do you want Rafe, here to beat up another Pogue? Or did you already take all of your anger out on Pope?” I say before grabbing two of the drinks ,kie with the other two in hand, but as we begin to walk off. Rafe grabs the back of my neck squeezing to turn me around and face him. Instead I cock my elbow back and hit him in the nose. He holds his nose in pain as everyone watches in horror. He doesn’t fight back like usual but instead looks me up in down before spitting out.

“ Tell your boy we know what he did.” is all he says before kie turns to me to ask what he's talking about but i grab her arm and shuffle back to our spot,Handing out the drinks to the others before taking a ‘water’ bottle out of my jacket pocket and begin to chug.

“ You aren’t going to tell them what he said?” Kie questions me.

“Rafe says he knows guys.”

Both the boy's eyes widened in fear ( almost positive they shit themselves but who's to say?”)

“ Where is he?” JJ says trying to act cool, while Pope turns around quickly when finally spotting the kook himself. JJ and I grab the back of his head getting him to turn around.

“ dont fucking stare bitch ass. Gosh, way to make it known that you actually did do something.” i roll my eyes while patting Pope on the shoulder.Kie turns looking at me questionable.

“What did he do?”

“Nothing,he did nothing,we know nothing,end of story.”

“Look if anything goes down it'll be fine because we have a pretty little friend that I brought.” JJ says bringing the bag into view.

“ Awe, JJ I didn't know you referred to me as your ‘pretty little friend’, that makes me feel special.” I say getting up to sit in JJ’s lap and wrap my arms around his head giving him a noogie.

“ not you, stupid” JJ laughs loudly.

“Damn,way to make a girl feel special.” I say giving his cheek a good smooch before he wipes off his chapstick stained cheek.Kie finally looks up realization spreading across her features.

“ JJ, please tell me you did not bring a fricking gun here? There are kids here,JJ.”

“No, what, no I didn't bring the gun… I was talking about y/n.” I thump his ear as he sputters out the worst lie he could think of.

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“JJ” I hear behind me as I sit in between Pope's legs,with my head resting on his chest, trying to enjoy the movie Kie brought us here for. I lift my head as Pope explains to him he has to piss.

Pope scoots out from behind me, almost kicking me in the face on the way up, and begins to go off with JJ to ‘wring one out.’

The movie continues when after maybe five minutes I hear some commotion coming from behind the screen, otherwise known as close to where Pope and JJ went to battle swords or whatever they were doing.

“Kie, they're taking too long, something’s wrong.”

We both turn behind us to see that the three kooks that were standing in the back are now gone as are Pope and JJ of course.Kie jumps up first,me following after muttering out a quiet

“shit shit shit shit.”

We both probably look absolutely ridiculous doing a speed walk/ jog type thing to make it to our friends in case something’s wrong.When we come up on the boy they are all fist fighting, or in y/ns words, a little tussle.

“ Hey rafe, what's going on? how have you been?” he backs off of punching JJ for a second and strolling up to face me before slightly rubbing his hand across my cheek,which would have been comforting if it was one of the Pogues,but it's Rafe. I play into it for a moment to distract him from the fight and begin to turn around , I immediately reel back my left hand (my non dominant) and act like i'm going to land a punch which he in return catches my wrist halfway, giving me a perfect route to ‘Rafe camerons beautiful smirk’ i don’t even reel back but as soon as he catches the bait of my left hand, i land a nice punch straight to the spectacle. He falls to the ground laughing maniacally.

“Oopsies,that was a total accident, your majesty.” I say giving a quick bow before he lunges at me. He pins me down to the ground, swinging at me, landing a few punches to my cheekbones before Pope and JJ get away from the others snatching the boy off atop me. I laugh and feel the blood drip down my cheek. I run over to help kie up from the ground as the boys have a little “tussle” behind us. I reach the bag looking for the gun,when kie grabs my hand shaking her head.

“I have a better idea.” she says, grabbing the lighter from the bag and sending a spark to the thing the movie is projecting onto. It instantly lights up in flames. The kooks release the boys as we run off into the night.y/n having a good laugh about her run in. while the others look at her face and the swelling worriedly.

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I sit on the bathroom counter at the chateau, JJ sitting beside me rubbing my back and Pope offering a helping hand hold, as Kie (who's already finished helping the boys clean up) starts on my newly wounded and swelling cheekbone. She rubs the damp alcohol pad across my cheek trying to help incase of infection. I squeeze Pope's hand to help with the pain. She looks into my piercing y/e/c eyes.

“You know, I was worried. You could have easily been killed with that stupid stunt you pulled with Rafe.” she says with obvious sadness dripping from her words.

“Stupid things have good-” she cuts me off

“Good outcomes all the time,yes ive heard you and JJs stupid little saying.It still doesnt change the fact that you are a woman and he is a man who obviously isnt afraid to put his hands on a woman.”

“So what? I'm supposed to live my life in fear because I can't control the fact that I was born with a vagina? I'm not doing that Kie, I won't. I won't be scared for my life like most women are. Shits happened between me and Rafe before and hell, I was scared shitless but I can't let him power trip me every chance he gets just because he's a wealthy man.I thought you of all people would understand.” I say jumping off the counter,sitting on the couch and packing in a bowl. JJ comes plopping down on the couch next to me.

“What do you mean ‘shit’ has happened between Rafe and you before..” he trails off in thought next to me as I avoid eye contact.

“ Look,it doesn't matter, it's in the past and I don't want to keep reliving the past by spreading the story.” He looks at me still with those beautiful blue orbs piercing into the side of my face.

“y/n.. Did he put his hands on you in a sexual manner or something? Because I swear to god if that's the case I won't ever let him near you again. And ill fucking kill him myself.”

“This is why I didn't want to tell you J. you can't get yourself into trouble every time someone hurts one of us” realization spreads across his face in disgust. At the moment I hope it's not me he's disgusted with.

“JJ,know this. You have one of the biggest hearts and I will never put you down for that. Ever. and thats what i love about you,okay?” I say before striking the lighter and pulling smoke from the glass contraption inhaling and letting the smoke settle into my lungs. I lean back and rest my head on his chest before drifting off to sleep.but JJs left in wonder about what he should do about his newfound information. Hes determined to never let you near that sick bastard ever again even if it means getting into something he belongs nowhere near.

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AOT : HOLIDAY HEADCANONS

these totally weren’t supposed to go up yesterday ahaha- 

P.S: this is my first writing post!! i thought it would be an easier transition by writing hc’s, and i got my friend saniya (@bokesaniyaboke) to help me out with writing them, so i hope y’all enjoy :) (enjoy our 2 am chaos-)

i have more writing planned for the future too, and decided that i’ll be writing for: 

- attack on titan

- bungou stray dogs 

- free!

- fugou keiji: balance unlimited. 

don’t be shy to send in your requests, i’m more than happy to do them ;) 

anyways, i hope you guys enjoy, let me know if you want more! and to those of you that celebrated, hope you had a merry Christmas :) 

LEVI

Decorating the house with him!! Except he’d be trying to get out of doing it at first lol

He’d be pissed about the mess that would come with decorating the house 

But if you keep pestering him enough he’ll eventually give in lol 

He’d be very meticulous about which decorations go where, but you’re just gonna have to put up with that 

Pls don’t complain too much, he really wouldn’t be doing it with anyone else 

(in the words of saniya: “ur the only exception be happy about that)

Idk why but i feel like he’d be really good at hanging up the lights?? With the placement and whatnot? 

He probably has a very keen aesthetic eye i feel like (saniya: “pinterest but as a person vibes”)  

At the end of it, while y’all are sitting on the couch drinking some tea, he quietly mumbles how he likes the work you two did 

But you felt like teasing him and he got all huffy and said it louder, obviously calling you a brat right after cuz why wouldn’t he 

EREN 

Ask him to make gingerbread houses!! pls he’d be so excited about it 

He’d even go to the store himself and get all the supplies on his way home and you both wouldn’t waste a minute to start a baby

Look he’d start getting competitive (pls we all know how he is) and would turn it into a competition so be prepared for that lol 

But when his gingerbread house falls over he starts getting angry

Proceeds to drive to the company’s factory to break it down in his titan form (there’s no stopping him now) 

Gets Armin to join him and they smash the houses in their titan forms together LMFAOFNDND PLEASE IM WHEEZING- 

But for real, he’d probably get pouty, and turn into a whiny baby

Don’t call him out on it though he’ll just get even worse lol  

Shower him with kisses right after and he’ll be blushy but he’s fine dw about it 

He’ll get over himself eventually and then proceed to ask with a boyish grin on his face if you wanna give up and just eat the houses as they are 

Y’all end up with stomach aches but it’s fine he makes it a little more bearable :))

MIKASA 

Making ornaments (pls it’d be so cutenjdjn)

Saniya: “she would stab me with an ornament and i’d say thank you” 

Comfortable silence with a little chatter here and there

Every now and then she rests her head on your shoulder (softie) 

Just like Armin, getting super flustered and blushy when you compliment her 

She helps hang the ornaments onto the tree and the tree turns out to look so pretty

Would take your hand and sit the two of you on the couch and just admire the tree in silence 

It’s so comforting you slowly feel like you’re about to fall asleep 

Make her some hot chocolate pls all she really wants is to cherish this atmosphere the two of you have created, all huddled up on the couch together 

She’d totally fall asleep cause the girl’s always working in overdrive pls does she even sleep-

Make sure she’s warm alright?? If u don’t i’ll stab you ;)

JEAN 

Watches hallmark movies with you, only to make fun of them (romance at it’s finest amirite) 

Popcorn fights while watching them 

Will get mad when you see a horse and say “look it’s you horse face” 

He says the dumbest pick up lines during the movie as an attempt to impress you 

“hey y/n, can i have your picture so i can show santa what i want for christmas?” 

“jean, we’re literally dating-” 

Something romantic will happen in the movie and Jean will continuously ask you to recreate that scene. “y/n can we-“ “if your about to ask me if you can spin me whilst ice skating, then no” “aw :(“ 

Oh to be spun by jean while ice skating- but that’s not the point 

Wrap him up in a blanket while watching the movies, he’ll melt 

Call him out on it and he’ll turn into ereh 2.0 (aka another whiny baby) 

Jkjk but he’ll definitely try to deny it cuz u know he’s a “biG oL maNLy maN” but he’s a softie ;)

ARMIN 

Making holiday cards with him 

When you bring up the idea his face lights up instantly it’s the cutest thing omg

I can see him bringing his own supplies to help with getting started

Envelopes, letter paper, markers. Hell, he’ll show up with glitter markers (those things are god-tier istg-)

he gets super flustered and red when you compliment his card

SUCH A CREATIVE BOI

If you mess up on your card he’s totally gonna be there to cheer you up!!

“Hey don’t worry, you can just start on a new one :D”

He probably won’t ask but he lowkey wants the card you messed up on cuz he thinks it’s cute

Makes cards for everyone and then takes you with him to deliver them

Would be really shy at the post office cuz he’s never done this before 

*cue you falling even more head over heels for him because he’s just so?? endearing?? it’s insane??*

Eventually, he gets the hang of it and ends up having a really fun time :D

Let him be the one to place the stamps on the envelopes, it’s ~therapeutic~ for him 

Overall, he’s probably the best person if you wanna use this as a healing opportunity tbh, the entire day is just filled with the calmest atmosphere one could wish for, and the smiles never leave your faces, even after you’ve finished

CONNIE 

Snowball fights w/ our resident baldy jKJKJK

Pls you wouldn’t even plan for it to happen 

It just kinda,, did,, 

Y’all we’re walking through the park, on your way back from lunch or something 

But you decided to make a pit-stop at the park cuz you saw an ice cream truck (do y’all know how rare those are in winter?? I’d be running to get to it pls i have no self-control) 

Anyways, other ppl had the same idea, so now y’all were standing in line waiting 

As he was looking around, his eyes landed on some other kids throwing snowballs at each other, and ideas started forming in his head uh oh-

And there just so happened to be a pile of snow right next to his feet- 

Y’all can probably guess what happened- 

“Hey y/n” “yeah-?” *throws it right at your face* 

And so the war begins 

Two words: S N O W  F O R T S. pls ppl would be concerned as they walked by and saw y’all just trying to fucking PUMMEL each other (sounds like fun tho i wanna do it now :( haven’t done it in years pls-) 

But you have to stop it before one of you gets hypothermia considering how long y’all have been going at it 

Anyways, he’ll buy you a hot chocolate to make up for making you frozen to the bone dw :)

SASHA 

Popcorn and cranberry garland 

Look away for one second and the popcorn is gone but you don’t really mind

Make sure to bring a second batch of the popcorn because the first one WILL be gone 

(maybe even a third stashed away-)

She’s really excited about it tho!! But didn’t expect it to take so long omg 

I imagine her to be really clumsy while making them, so pull a move straight out of a cheesy romance movie and help her out while holding her hands ;) 

She probably won’t notice what’s going on for a good minute tho 

Pls be patient she’s doing her best 😔🤚🏻

But once she does she has the cutest blush on her face pls (i just love her a lot can y’all tell-) 

She’ll eventually get the hang of it and you both make really pretty garlands!!

She suggests hanging it up in the bathroom as a snack pls-

HANJI 

Caroling with them omfg- 

It’s gonna be chaotic

The neighbors hate y’all but its fine 

Look man if ur like me and can’t handle people being loud all the time bring earplugs cuz it’s gonna get L O U D

But if you tell them that their screeching is giving you a headache they’ll absolutely tone it down!!

But don’t be surprised when they inevitably forget about that-

But if you're more energetic than I am then have at it ;) 

Pls me and my lazy ass could never handle that- 

Anyways when y’all reach the houses where they refuse to open the door?? Hanji’s breaking that shit down and hollering into their house at the top of their lungs

Ur literally gonna have to drag them away before someone calls the cops 

Moblit pls get over here and collect them I’m begging u dude-

Don’t be surprised if y’all spend the night in jail that’s just how it’s gonna be oops 

[always-band-obsessed]

Okay bro so this is like how I imagine it is, Dream introduces you to Hob at the New Inn and immediately it’s “you were alive for the 80s right Hob?” And he’s like “Yes, there was so much more cocaine than anybody will ever admit” and definitely to insert myself into this scenario also it’s like “yeah that’s cool, did you ever see Nikki Sixx, or Robert Smith, or Izzy Stradlin, or Andrew Eldritch, or Tom Kiefer???? They were sooooo hot in the 80s” and Dream is immediately like hold the fuck up hold on what????? And so you pull up pictures to show Dream and he’s like men with big hair and make up??? And Hob is like damn bitch you have a type. You explain to Dream they are all musicians and promise to show him when you both get back to your place, inserting myself again, when you show him the music it isn’t on your phone you pull out your vinyl collection of hair metal and are like “okay the big thing about hair metal is to live by the saying ‘sex, drugs, and rock n roll’ I’ll show you the popular bands of the genre and I’ll also show you some glam metal it’s a little different” so of course you show him Guns N Roses, Motley Crue, Cinderella, Poison, Warrant, Skid Row, Hanoi Rocks, Def Leppard, WASP, Quiet Riot, Lita Ford, Joan Jett, Tesla, Billy Idol, KISS, Vixen, Pat Benetar, Ratt, etc.

And he falls in love

He starts looking through all your vinyls and the first Queen album he sees is Queen II and you put it on and he is amazed by the contrast of White Queen and The March of the Black Queen

Fast forward a couple weeks and you start noticing Dreams hair is getting longer, his eyeliner is more prominent, and he puts a record on before settling down with you. When you go shopping he tags along, he did before, but now he’s looking at trying things on instead of grabbing things for you to try on. The first thing he grabs is a leather jacket so of course you get it for him, you sneak in one of those long leather jackets too so he has a few options. The next time he picks out a pair of boots but like yknow the pointy ones I forgot what they’re called. A couple of months go by and Dream has finally decided his hair is at the perfect length, he wanted to do it the human way instead of just making it that length and confusing you. He comes to you and is like “I’ve seen many styles that the glam rockers did and I would like your opinion on how I should style my hair” I’m biased and personally would choose Nikki Sixx

This in particular from ‘87 it’s just 😙👌

And the next time Dream and Hob meet up, maybe you join maybe you don’t, Hob is met with Dream dressed in any of these (yes I did get carried away looking for outfits Dream would wear)

And Hob is just damn I’d hit that lolololol jkjkjk

Unless?

Oh my god imagine just hanging out with Dream you’re both working on battle jackets he’s painting the Queen logo on the back of his and your adding spikes and studs to yours with metal playing in the background and Matthew is head banging as best he can and hopping around

I have spicy ideas too but I’ll either send it in an ask or post it separately

Hi it’s me Ravyn, once again, and man my playlist was so fire and I had sooo many Dream thoughts but too tired to type it out so I give you my Matthew thought

I’m not sure why, but I feel like Matthew listens/listened to Metallica and when he met Dream his first thoughts (when he figures out it is Dream lol) is “holy shit Metallica was right” bc yeah Enter Sandman

I hope you’re ready for my thoughts on showing Dream 80s hair metal and listening to Bohemian Rhapsody

I cannot escape the image of Matthew sitting in between headphones as it blasts Metallica on the highest volume. Also him just bobbing his head his head to the beat

And I need to know your thoughts on metal hair Dream because I’m having wonderful thoughts just thinking about it and I am now convinced Dream would be the biggest Queen fan (queen who definitely inspired so many people and created new dreams)

[simpsamaa]

Haikyuu Captains Dating HC’s

Have some dating headcanons with some of the captains in Haikyuu because i’m not a total simp for captains. 

I also kinda got carried away with Kuroo’s- I just love him so much-

Also Bokuto’s is kinda suggestive- so- warning?

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also my requests are open

so you can request characters from BNHA or Haikyuu for headcanons or scenarios 

Daichi Sawamura

Okay

When you start dating this man, you automatically become the mom for the team

Well second mom cause Suga’s the first mom.

You guys meet because you become a manager with Kiyoko and thus start a friendship with Daichi

and it leads on to more-

Will use stupid dad jokes on you when you feel down

Is the type of bf who would send you good night and good morning texts

He acts like an alarm clock for you

He will send you the good morning text at a certain time just to wake you up

Also so you have time to get ready in the morning, cause he’s a loving boyfriend

I expect this guy to be into PDA

But like

it’s just hand holding when you guys are in public

When you guys are alone, 

cuddles, hugs, kisses, etc.

but every time you guys do something affectionate the team makes fun of you.

You guys act like an old married couple

Will take you out on the cutest dates

Wear his jersey to one of his games and his receives will be spot on

same with his spikes and serves

Honest to the team you’re a lucky charm so-

“Dai-kun, how are the first years?” You asked your boyfriend as the two of you entered the gym. Only the third and second years were in there, the first years were still taking an exam. 

“Hmm, Tsukishima and Kageyama need to work on their interaction with the team, Hinata has been hyper as always, and Yamaguchi has some good progress on his jump serves.” Your black haired lover explained, making you smile at how he talked about his teammates.

“How have Tsukki and Tobio been working together? I think they’re the only ones who can’t sync properly” You said, crossing your arms while watching Nishinoya receive another spike from Tanaka.

“Well,” Daichi started with a deadpan look on his face, “Kageyama and Tsukishima can sync, they just argue over it half of the time.” He finished, making you laugh at the thought of them arguing.

“Mmh, maybe a training exercise for the both of them?” You asked, grabbing one of Daichi’s hands into your own, playing with his fingers.

“That might work, but-” “OI DAI-SAN STOP MAKING US FEEL LONELY” Tanaka cut off Daichi as he saw that you were playing around with the captains fingers. 

“YEAH DAICHI-SAN, NOT ALL OF US HAVE AN ADORABLE SHORT GIRLFRIEND” Nishinoya joined in, making you glare at Nishinoya.

“I’M NOT THAT SHORT” You yelled back to the male with spiked hair. “YOU’RE SHORTER THEN ME” Noya yelled back.

Daichi let out a sigh, watching his girlfriend bicker with his teammates with a small chuckle. 

“God, I love her so much”

We stan Daichi

HE CAN COOK

Will cook you lunch

In the end

100% husband material 

Also call him daddy

Oikawa Tooru

Now let’s talk about this flat ass man

He loves PDA

Will tell you he loves you

Will grab your hand, pull you onto his lap, kiss you in front of his fangirls-

He means the best-

Loves it when you wear his clothes-

Wear his jersey, his hoodies, his track jacket 

He loves it

Cause it shows that you’re his

He’s lowkey possessive 

Hates it when you and Iwaizumi team up on him

“Flatass oikawa“ Is your nickname for him

jkjkjk

It’s Tooru

Yes you call him by his first name cause we’re basic bitches here okay

You’re basically the unofficial manager of the team cause you care about them too much

They all love you

Sends you good morning and good night texts with his face

cause he’s like that

And Oiks gets jealous

Will wake you up at three am to take you out to see the stars

and look for aliens 

Honestly-

“TOORU OIKAWA DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?“ You exclaimed to your boyfriend as he dragged you out of the window, sitting on the roof at three fourteen in the morning.

“I know it’s late, but Y/n-chan,” The brown haired male started, “there’s a meteor shower and there could be aliens. So we have to watch tonight,” he explained making you sigh. 

You knew you weren’t getting out of this. 

“Don’t you have morning practice?“ You asked, locking your hues with his chocolate coloured ones. He gave you a smile before turning his head up to look at the stars, “Maybe, but that doesn’t concern you,” 

You scrunched your eyebrows before hitting Tooru’s shoulder with your own, “It does concern me,” you started, glaring at the male. You were looking at his side profile. “You’re my boyfriend, and I love your team, of course i’m concerned,” you finished making his eyes widen.

Giving you a small smile, he pulled you in to a side hug, leaning his head on your shoulder.

“Let’s just watch the stars tonight and not care about what happens later”

You and Oikawa miss the next day of school cause the both of you are tired from staying up all night-

I don’t think Oikawa can cook

but-

The meals his fan girls give to him-

eat them sis

He’ll never know anyway

His fangirls learn to like you too, because Oikawa likes you

and they like everything Oikawa likes-

though there are some of the delusional fans who think Oiks is just using you

Which he’s not btw

but take care of this baby-

he needs some love

In the end

100% Tooru material 

Kuroo Tetsurou

Can we talk about this gif for a second-

Like the fourth season did him so good

LIKE I’M SO PROUD

lowkey daddy material-

ANYGAYS

ON TO THE HC’S

He adores you 

like

A D O R E S Y O U

If you try a different style or change your hair style, he thinks it’s adorable

He’s highkey a simp for you

Loves PDA

He loves to grab your thigh when he sits next to you

he’s a thigh guys alright-

Loves kissing you in front of people

etc the whole team-

in front of Daishou-

Does get jealous sometimes, but only if he doesn’t know the person

You and Yaku are mom friends

After all, you do have to take care of a 187cm child

Kuroo lowkey think’s it hot how much you care about people and take care of people-

Study dates are a yes with him

You’ll go to little cafes with him-

CAT CAFES-

Sends you good morning texts at five am

and good night texts at four am

cause ISTG this man does not sleep-

Loves to tease you

If you’re shorter then him-

You’ll be called chibi-chan

Cough Yagami Yato Vibes COUGH

Loves it when you hug him

It makes him feel like a giant 

which he is but- ight

LOVES TO KISS YOU TO DIStract you

You’ll be doing homework in his room and he’ll pull you into a breathless kiss and leave you wanting more-

like-

You twirled your mechanical pencil in your fingers, you eyes glanced down at your homework, science. 

You weren’t the best at it, nor were you the worst but you still had trouble with it. Taking off your glasses, you rubbed at your temples before trying to solve the equation once more. 

Tetsurou glanced into his room, his gold hues stopping at your figure hunched over his desk, homework in front of you. Turning around he got a glass of water and walked into his room once more.

“You’re going to get wrinkles early if you keep doing that face,” The black haired male teased, making you groan and press your forehead against the dark wood of his desk. 

“i don’t get how you like science? It’s so boooring,” you groaned, the pencil rolling out of your hand onto the desk.

You heard your boyfriend chuckle before hearing him walk over to you. You raised your head, watching as his golden hues skimmed over the paper before he let out a small ‘pfft’. 

“This is easy,” he said before explaining it.

You gasp as you finally get it, pushing Tetsurou’s hands away and grabbing your pencil, you began to scribble  the answer down, only to be pulled into a heated kiss. 

Kuroo’s tongue pushing past your lips to meet yours. Your eyes were wide, face slightly pink and hands curled up into loose fists gripping his shirt. You were about to close your eyes before he pulled away, a large smirk formed on his face as he saw you. 

“You need to get back to your paper, I guess i’ll leave you alone”

Let’s just say- you did not get the paper finished, but it was a good outcome-

Okay-

I’m like thirsting Kuroo-

So this is long as fuck-

Kuroo can cook basic things

Will cook for you only if you ask

But if oyu cook for him-

He’s whipped

100% Daddy Boyfriend material

Bokuto Koutarou

Season four bokuto got me feeling some way-

like-

they did my baBY SO GOOD

ANYGAYS-

Hyper boy loves PDA

Will hold you when he has the time to-

Loves to kiss you

Even when Akaashi tells him that it’s going against the school rules-

Loves the difference between your hand and his

The way your hand is so small compared to his

and soft

his hands are huge btw-

Loves to call you pet names 

Birdy, Baby bird, dove etc..

Lots of bird related ones-

Loves it when you go to practice and his games

His spikes will be on p o i n t 

You and Akaashi are buddies

You both have to deal with this hyper male-

Like Kuroo he loves your thighs

if the two of you are cuddling-

hands on thighs

and ass-

He loves to hold you-

Sends you good morning texts at six in the morning

and good night texts at nine pm

This man actually sleeps i think-

The team loves you

You raise bokuto from his lowest on the court.

Will state how much he loves you everyday

“Y/N I LOVE YOU TO THE MOON AND BACK“

“Y/N I LOVE YOU MORE THEN HINATA LOVES VOLLEYBALL“

yk?

Will get very whiny when you try to do something other then love him

Becomes depressed bokuto until you give him the love and affection he deserves.

Bokuto wasn’t at his best today at all. His spikes were off, his serves either hit the net or went out of bounce. Why, you might ask. well today you decided to get up early without waking up your boyfriend and go to school without waking him up. 

You walked into practice, scrolling threw something on your phone. Quickly looking up you gave the team a small smile before going to sit on the benches, your eyes going back to your phone. 

Bokuto let out another groan as you did’t give him a hug or a kiss or any type of affection. Akaashi soon caught on to what you were doing and marched over to where you were on the bench.

“Y/n-san stop ignoring bokuto-san,” the dark haired male said making you look up at his tall figure before giving him a small laugh. “how did you figure me out?” you asked while standing up and brushing your skirt. 

“Bokuto gets in his depressed mode when you ignore him,” The younger male stated before turning his body so you could see the spiked haired male whining.

You gave the second year a smile before walking over to your whining boyfriend. 

“kou are you alright?” you asked pressing a kiss to his cheek as he was hunched over. Golden hues locked into yours before Bokuto pulled you into his muscular chest.

“Are you done ignoring me?” his whispered as he nipped your ear.

“Yes sir“ you quietly responded, eyes darting around, making sure no one was looking at the two of you.

“that’s a good girl, now go over there and wait for me. You’ll get what you deserve after practice”

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Okay well we’re done for now with these headcanons- i started this in july and only finished it now-

anygays- I hope you enjoyed these and if you have characters you want me to write a scenario or headcanons. just ask!!

BTW DID YOU KNOW: Oikawa is taller then bokuto, but Bokuto weighs more. That ass got weight that Oikawa’s non-existent ass doesn’t have-

i love you guys💗

✨thank you for reading!!✨

[tundrainafrica]

Erwin and Armin are amazing but I wish readers would celebrate their characters without trashing Hange. Erwin and Armin are amazing but I really wish people would celebrate these two characters without trashing Hange. Like it has become such a recurring thing and it honestly hurts me so much because Hange doesn’t deserve one bit of hate they get :(

Mood. I feel the same way about Hange. Hange is literally one of my favorite characters in AOT and I feel so strongly about her I genuinely just wanna name my kid Hange man, I mean I probably mentioned this so many times but yeah, I don’t think Hange as a character is gonna leave me for a really long while. Maybe when I’m 80, I’ll still be musing about Hange as a character and making headcanons while telling my grand kids bedtime stories about Levihan jkjkjk but really. 

But I get why she’s misunderstood. I mean there are so many explanations for this. I’m actually the only one in my family and among my friends who surprisingly has Hange as one of my top favorites because if I ask them stuff they’re just like: crazy titan lady or ‘god, Hange is so weird.’ I mean we already have season 1 to prove how much of a weirdo Hange is. And like season 2 we had that scene where she literally just threatened to throw a priest off a wall and we saw how much of a weirdo she was completely destroying tables because she was frustrated and how many times have we seen her go crazy over titans with maybe those creepy eyes, what about those times she was just so overenthusiastic about crazy titan shit to Eren? That’s what she had been portrayed as since the start. 

And, sure we Hange fans would consider it endearing but I guess I’m starting to realize the enthusiastic way Hange goes about life won’t please everyone and that’s why she tends to be incredibly overlooked as a person. Either that, or people might just find her annoying.

And here’s another thing, a lot of readers tend to relate with characters because of a back story right? Because if you’re able to explain why a character is annoying like that, some people might even go ‘awwww, you’re right.’ Think Rock Lee from Naruto for example. I thought he was pretty annoying for a while, then we got his backstory when he was fighting Gaara and suddenly everyone loved him. But Hange doesn’t have this which makes it more difficult for people to relate.

Hange doesn’t have any reason for being a complete weirdo, she just is. 

Another thing I actually saw people be salty about is Hange being a complete weirdo, yet being chosen as commander. I actually had some people ask me ‘Why is it not Levi? He’s humanity’s strongest?” And here’s the thing, a lot of people like Levi and a lot of people like Erwin because they are so OBVIOUSLY useful. And they so obviously carry the survey corps and humanity’s hope on their back. Like the narrative never hesitates to tell us how smart Erwin is, how cunning he is or how useful Levi is because come on, it takes forever for animators to animate Levi scenes because that’s how badass they showed him to be. But Hange on the other hand, Hange’s genius is incredibly subtle and I think I’ve pointed it out multiple times. You can check this post over here I made a while back about Hange’s ingenuity.

While the overall story narration explicitly commends Erwin and Armin for their strategy skills like: figuring out who Annie was to Erwin staging a coup to both of them creating their own plans which turned out to be successes in Take Back Shiganishina arc. And they explicitly commend Levi too for his beast titan, female titan, running away from Kenny arcs. 

Hange on the other hand, never does get the explicit commendation for her genius Sure, she makes some great calls but do you notice her more obvious plans always turn out to be ‘failures’? Like the barrel thing when capturing Annie, pastor Nick, her plans against the colossal titan. These are the scenes where her decision making was notably more flashy but something always ends up fucking up in the end. Like for example with Annie, Annie breaks through the barrel traps, with Pastor Nick, although Hange receives info on Pastor Nick, he ends up dying and who gets shown in a bad light for being ‘careless?’ Hange. And yes, who gets her whole squad obliterated in the Shiganshina? Hange.And the many times Hange’s genius is shown? It’s completely glossed over as ‘oh nice smart move.’ But her great decisions don’t come with great production or great soundtracks so they tend to be glossed over narration wise. Like Hange figuring out what happened in Connie’s village, Hange getting the information from Father NIck, Hange figuring out what the wall was made out of. They were explicitly shown to be useful information but Hange was never explicitly commended in canon to have been a genius for figuring it out. It’s like even the narration is taking Hange’s genius for granted.

And god, can we just discuss how Season 4 almost completely glosses over the fact that Hange had the genius to manage the whole transition of Paradis onwards because I think this is the best example of what I’m talking about.. Like sure they do say ‘Yes they managed to kill all the titans outside, okay they managed to reach the ocean,’ But no one actually says ‘oh yes, they manage to reach the ocean THANKS TO THE SUPERB LEADERSHIP SKILLS OF COMMANDER ZOE.’ Because the story is too busy focus on everything else happening? There are way more flashy things to show? And think about it, even during the raid of Marley? Hange comes in on a blimp, in subtly the most mind blowing thing but of course most people would focus on Levi fighting the titans or Eren fighting the titans, Armin blowing up a whole port or Mikasa having one of the most stellar entrances ever. 

And yeah, that’s pretty much my explanation for why I think she tends to get glossed over in canon. And yes, this kinda turned into a rant of how underrated I feel Hange is. And this is just from the perspective of the readers. 

I have an ask sitting around about why Hange probably ‘failed’ as a commander and why she didn’t get the respect she deserved I’ll discuss her underratedness in-canon when I get to that ask. Anyway I hope this helps you deal with her underratedness anon. 

And another reason why Hange is probably underappreciated?

 The Gender wars which gloss over the other facets of her character and force her on a certain gender and the moment anyone decides to appreciate Hange by calling her they or she, people get mad for either misgendering her or using they, which makes a lot of people hesitant to appreciate or be vocal about her on twitter.

[dantelionwishes]

HI????? OMG??? I LOVE THEM??????????????????? THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR TAKING INTEREST IN MY GOOD BOY TOTO.............and not gonna lie I rly like lovey and her design please tell me more abt her 👉👈 

I was browsing the the Beastars oc tag and saw @dantelionwishes oc, Toto and just thought they were so cute so I had to doodle Lovey and them hangin out eatin some fruit slices just an overall vibe🐺🐑

[care--bear]

some hc for creek

ok so im in love with this ship for months and here are some thoughts of mine on it

so tweek is a chunky boy. let me tell yall, c h u n k i. like, not like chubby but like yea, he’s got a masculine body ig. craig has a slimmer body, he’s a little bit taller, like....tweek (18) is 5′ 9″, so average, while craig is 6 ft, a bit on the taller side. he’s very toned, and he’s got very nice shoulders for a reason.

when they were small, like 10 or 11, tweek was always a bit shorter, and craig was taller, but in highschool they kinda middled out. 

tweek has fair skin, but......he has a farmer’s tan sometimes......but dont tell anyone he’s insecure about it. craig has like, medium? colured skin, just a tiny bit darker than tweek’s, and he’s got some little moles on his shoulders and his back, which are honestly super cute.

tweek has baby blue eyes, craig has dark brown/brown eyes, neither of them has particularly pretty eyes, but craig has a slight esotropia, so it always kind of looks like he’s looking at a butterfly that’s landed on his nose, and tweek finds this endearing.

kind of like this but milder.

none of them have freckles, but tweek gets a blush on his cheeks and neck when he’s embarassed or experiencing a strong emotion.

they dont strike me like the gay™ couple, more like The two guys in the background who hold hands kind of couple, ya knowww

craig is logical, tweek is more emotional, but they’re both very smart, tweek loves english and history while craig science and math

tweek hates art with a passion, he thinks it’s f r u s t r a t i n g, grr

the aren’t a very touchy couple, like at all, i mean they hold hands and whatnot but nothing more. jkjkjk,,,partially..tweek doesnt fucking know waht he wants and he always kinda feels uncomfortable, so he’s always so confused on what he wants, but ill talk about this later, craig on the other hand LOVES affection, he’s suuuuper cuddly, its just that at first he was too shy to admit it to tweek. 

craig is a momma’s boy and nobody can tell me otherwise. do you wanna try? bam, i just killed you bitch fck you. i mean, your’re just gonna tell me that he doesnt bitch about everything that happened at school with his mom? and that he doesnt love getting tucked itn by his momma every night? and that he doesnt lift his cheek so his mom remembers to kiss his cheek and then cuddles in his pillows with his space money peluche every night? fuck you.

i think that tweek already knew that he liked boys and craig too, but he was so scared that he always denied his feelings, to the point that he almost convinced himself of not being gay.

neither of them strikes me like a feminine boy, but craig fur sure loved playing dressup with his sister. when they were very young, 7 and 5, they would do little skits or like fashion shows in front of their parents and they wouldnt mind.

craig has a button nose, tweek has a greek nose, craig’s face is softer, tweek’s is more....idk like he’s got high cheekbones and a defined jay, but still pretty soft.

craig’s parents are amazing, he’s very open to them. 

tweek on the other hand.....has a complicated relationship with them. i’m still not sure if they put meth in his coffee, but they are in general very distant with him, so this caused long term problems to arise in the future, especially for the lack of motherly figure. e. g. he’s never had affection so he always feels uncomfortable when people try to touch him etc. this is one of the biggest problems that tweek and craig have to work on. another example is the extreme lack of trust in people. 

if they actually did put meth in his coffee, i guess he would have had a stroke very young and experienced a lot of traumatic things that could scar him for a long time. damn that’s really... harsh...it’s too long, i’ll make another post where ill talk about it better.

they do cuddle, but never in public, they jsut dont feel comfortable.

they both g a y. and no, thomas is super straight and ghosted craig when he tried to hold his hand. and i totally totally totally dont hate thomas

[tomatoluvr69]

hiii this is the third time i've tried to send this lol 📓

Hi!! This is the only one I got, so I’m glad you persevered!! However I must say that *schoolmarm with a low bun and an ankle length skirt voice* due to tardiness, you will be PUNISHED (jkjkjk I know it was beyond your control, I kid). And that punishment is unfortunately having to read about......Jesus Christ this is humiliating......but one of my remaining ideas is unfortunately and embarrassingly derived from supernatural. But let me preface by saying you don’t need to know or to enjoy that show she and I have a very complicated ex-husbands relationship where YES the very mention makes my blood pressure rise and YES I did use to love her and back in the day I wrote a stupid ass little destiel fic that has like three thousand kudos now which wakes me in a cold sweat at night but that’s neither here nor there I hate the dumb bimbo ok??? but maybe a part of me will always love her lore and her people even if the plot and writing makes kill bill sirens go off in my head....

All of that being said (I am not known for my concise language, sorry ☹️) I want to divorce the idea of this AU from its cold and reluctant origins and present something from the show’s lore that I think they really, really bungled, but that the concept of still compels me greatly. And that idea is of a fallen angel. Again, SO sorry for spn posting but awhile back I thought there would be a really profound beauty in the idea of a Hawkeye Pierce who hasn’t always been human. And now that we’re divorced from stupid fucking Castiel my beloved (sorry sorry sorry) I’ll just speak about what I’d do with Hawkeye. My idea is that he used to be this divine being (side note— there’s a fic called Souls On The Banks Of The Jungnangcheon which I ADORE and has a slightly similar gambit but different enough that I don’t really feel like I’m thieving anything), but that as he spent more and more time on earth walking among the humans, he began to become enamored with their species to the point where he began to become one of them, because he was no longer like....celestial? And maybe he went off the rails and decided to rebel by healing/saving as many people as he could, during WWII, because he couldn’t stand the slaughter, but this was against divine law so he was cast down as punishment. So he used to be able to heal without any thought at all, but he can’t anymore, because he’s human, so he uses his prescient and exhaustive knowledge of human anatomy and disease to become a surgeon, and he gets drafted to Korea (which he suspects is part of the punishment). And he’s trying to heal as many people as he can but it’s never enough and he’s really struggling because for the first time he’s realizing that these people, for whom he’s lost everything, who he loved so dearly, have a wickedness and capacity for evil at their core. And every death shakes him because it never used to be possible to lose someone. And I think there’d be something lovely in losing one’s status as celestial because of how damn much he adored humanity, only to have this ironic result where because of that love he could no longer help them the way he used to.

But also, because I’m beejhawk garbage, this would of course turn into a love story, where Hawkeye’s grappling with humanity’s true nature until he begins to realize that not only are people capable of great cruelty but surprise!! They’re also capable of a great love that may or may not make the pain worth it. And maybe he starts to think he made the right choice in refusing to relent/getting sentenced to be a human or like just choosing it himself, depending on which route I take if I ever right this.

Wowww okay that was long, sorry, and possibly not what you were looking for. I know that like angel and/or demon AUs are like incredibly 2009 fanfiction dot net and kinda cringe but baby. I kinda just think a fucking fallen angel with like these gnarly red gashes on his shoulder blades from losing his fucking....his fuckin WINGS okay would be really...............hhhggbbggsghhhhshddhjd grrrrr

[gayfanficsanonymous]

All About Me

this is a long ass post so i’ll slap on the keep reading here! enjoy this (surprisingly) non crack post!

first name

Logan

height

5′5″

sexuality

pansexual

just a gay nightmare™️

pronouns

he/him

they/them

(either is fine for me)

favorite colors

green

blue

grey

red

purple

fav foods/sauces/shit i eat

perogies

chips

spaghetti 

tofu

salmon

sunny-side up eggs

hot sauce

ramen

lemon heads

chocolate

bungee gum

bc it possesses the properties of both rubber and gum 

pork cutlet bowl

honey buddha chips

bc i’m a slut for 707

panta

(grape fanta)

earl grey tea

chamomile tea

fav things to do 

write

draw

paint

listen to music

take depression naps

run through the grass bare foot

bake

sing

terrorize my neighbors by singing all star at 3 am

did that yesterday

hang with my cat arnie

why i joined tumblr 

this is a hellscape

i am going to hell

so it’s practice

jkjkjk

i loved tumblr

seen legendary posts on other sites

thought that i’d be able to get my writing out there

(even tho i mainly shitpost)

and make friends

(which i did)

(and enemies. you know who you are. fucking irl hisoka)

i just love how much i’ve grown into even more of a crackhead since i’ve first created my account

my first impressions of my mutuals compared to now 

@red-riot-rat​

i was lowkey intimidated by you

but i thought you were cool

just a chill person

i vibe with you

i’m glad to be your mutual 🥺💖💖💖

@squishytenya​

oh ok buckle up

i thought you were scary

 but a good scary?

like you didn’t take shit from anyone

you have all the braincells between us

i think that you are amazing

i love you so much 🥺💖💖💖

@jmeyerss​

you were chill

like stoner chill

you were a person who vibes

and i loved  

you are my wine aunt

and i love you for it

🥺💖💖💖

here you go: 🍷

@kingdoms--night--star​

i just fucking love ya

even from when you started out as an anon

then you tagged me in a post

and i followed you

you became one of my constants on this hellscape

and i love you for it

🥺💖💖💖

@anarchytheselfshipper​

i don’t remember how we became mutuals

but

i’m glad we did

you are chaotic

and i am chaotic

so we v i b e

you are an amazing sibling

i fucking love you 🥺💖💖💖

@peachesandpinks​

oh i remember why i started following  you

you had a pic of jackie from that 70′s show as your profile pic

(awesome choice, btw)

you post awesome content

i like awesome content

you are so positive

but you are ready to cut anyone who insults someone you love

and i live for that shit

overall, you are just an amazing person

🥺💖💖💖

current clothes i’m wearing 

pink shorts

underwear (give in)

nirvana shirt

headband

my pink silk bonnet

my personal style 

hippie

casual

whatever is in the closet and is clean

updated face reveal pic

taken after i shower

i’ll reblog this with the pic

the first ten songs that appear on my general and my hippie hours playlists

hippie hours:

desolation row- bob dylan

don’t think twice, it’s all right- bob dylan

talk to me- stevie nicks

breakdown- tom petty & the heartbreakers

maggie’s farm- bob dylan

hey joe- the jimi hendrix experience

listen to her- tom petty & the heartbreakers

detour ahead- billie holiday

if not for you- bob dylan

jokerman- bob dylan

general:

romeo & juliet- hobo johnson

they’re coming to take me away- lard

smack a bitch- rico nasty

IV. Sweatpants- childish gambino

beef flomix- flo milli

forbidden fruit (the duke’s theme)- thomas sanders 

fuck the police- N.W.A

strange fruit- billie holiday

riot- hollywood undead

3 musketeers (feat. NextYoungin)- ppcocaine

all my fictional husbands

L

Iida Tenya

Bakugo

Kirishima

Shinsou

Tamaki 

Mirio

Chrollo

Nagito Komaeda

Kokichi

Byakuya

Mori 

Kyoya 

Nekozawa (but the emo him. the blond hair him reminds me too much of that simp bitch tamaki)

yukio

rin 

Suguro 

amaimon

(ummm i can’t think of the others)

face reveal?

(ewwwwwwwww)

pets?

(arnie)

(max. don’t ask about the bread)

(lucy, penny, and luna)

[bunnis-babes]

Please go on for days about the bakugo wedding????????

I’m writing this in world history, fuck you Mr.Puff-fuck! (Jkjkjk) Anyway, I really missed writing so I’m excited that I’m slowly getting back into it. Please don’t be too harsh on me, I haven’t written in a while!

💥Like I’ve stated before, Bakugou’s not one for big parties or anything like that. So he obviously isn’t going to want to have a large wedding.

💥He and his s/o will decide on heading to Europe with a couple of close friends and just get married there. Nothing big or fancy like one would expect, just simple and loving.

💥He would’ve been so happy if that was all he had to deal with, god would be be happy, but then his mother had to ruin it all.

💥She was convinced that he needed to have a big and beautiful wedding to make his s/o feel special “like they should”. And she actually managed to convince his s/o that this was needed.

💥So here he was planning this big wedding he didn’t want, just to satiate his s/o and mother.

💥His mother rented out a huge fancy venue with his s/o’s help and it just really sinks int that he’s actually in this for the long haul.

💥Now that the realization has sunk in, Bakugous going big and spending all of his money on this wedding. It needs to be the biggest, best, most badass wedding ever… with a hit of softness for his s/o, of course.

💥His mom and s/o wants them to have a white fairytale themed wedding, but he wants a wedding themed after his explosions… he doesn’t win.

💥He gives in and finds himself wearing this really fancy expensive suit… and he kinda adores it. Like he feels so important and happy, he’s getting to have a proper wedding with the love of his life and flaunt it to all his friends.

💥The wedding is a huge event, both families are there, almost every person either of them have talked to show up.

💥Kirishima is the man of honor and Jiro is the bridesmaid, because her and s/o are fucking besties.

💥There’s a live orchestra playing for the wedding and the after party, because it adds to the ambiance.

💥All Might shows up and Bakugou is so happy. (All Might also cries because he’s soft and proud)

💥Actually, most of his teachers showed up because they were such a huge part of his life, even if he won’t admit it.

💥He really wanted to keep the public out of his love life, especially out of his wedding, but when one of the biggest heroes spends thousands of dollars on a wedding venue… well… people start to notice. Also the fact that some very popular heroes are all planning to come to this one event.

💥The babe is super nervous the hours leading to the wedding, which means he’s super snappy.

💥Surprisingly he chills out when Midoriya pretty much tells him to stfu, because he’s been there before and it’s not that bad.

💥He’s still super nervous but less so. He’s all jittery at the altar until he sees them.

💥The dumb bitch nearly cries when he sees his s/o waltz down the aisle in their flowing dress. They look like a dream and he just loves them so much more.

💥The after party is just fucking crazy.

💥His s/o smashes cake in his face, so he does it back… hard. His s/o’s nose bleeds… and he feels really guilty.

💥Kirishima payed the orchestra to play the halo theme, and they didn’t disappoint.

💥Uraraka got suuuuper drunk and had to be hauled home early by poor Izuku and Iida.

💥It was a night that Bakugou admits, albeit reluctantly, he will never ever forget.

ㅗㅗㅗㅗㅗㅗㅗㅗㅗㅗㅗㅗㅗㅗㅗㅗㅗㅗㅗㅗ

So, I just needed to do this, because it made me so overwhelmingly happy. I tried to keep everything gender neutral, but the s/o is wearing a dress because I had this very specific dress in mind and I needed them to wear it. But if you don’t wanna wear a dress, even though you’d look like a babe in one I’m sure, feel free to change it up! Allllsssssoooooo!!!! Don’t expect super frequent updates, this is a very slow process of healing, and I’m moving too... so I’m not gonna post too much. ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ

💙Slowly Recovering River💙

[diludae]

thanks hira for the tag!

bro i don't know if fuck boy is the right term but the rest is accurate 💀

The sarcastic fuckboy who secretly has a heart of gold

Upon first meeting you might seem insufferable, but it's only because you don't have time for what other's might think of you. You're independent, confident, and you know what you want. That intimidates people, and you know it. But deep down you know it's all a show. You desire to be loved as much as any other person, but you don't want to get hurt and thus it's difficult for you to appear vulnerable to others. You'll try to mask your feelings with humor and aggressiveness when you feel someone might be getting to close to home. But those who have the patience to endure your cold exterior will be rewarded with the most caring and loyal person in their lives. You're the ride or die kind of type, and once you fall in love, you do it deeply and unconditionally.

heres a tag losers (jkjkjk): @spilt-m1lk @thatjadedhotmess @mothman-enthusiastic @mush-elf @iwonchae

ok, here’s my uquiz: which type of love interest would you be in a dating simulator? :)

[lustingtc]

October TC Challenge 1-7

Day 1: How long have you known your TC for? About gosh like,,since maybe 2016 lol Day 2: What sets your TC apart from everyone else? The fact that he can actuaLLY FUCKIBG TEACH,, jk well kinda bc he makes learning actually fucking fun??? someone give the man a meddle?? Apart from that hes just super sweet and lovely and like ahHHH im so softTT Day 3: If you were able to sing a song to your TC, what would it be and why? La vie en rose or any Marias song thats in Spanish ::) Day 4: What fictional character does your TC resemble? The riddler/Ed Gotham (TV show)??? He kinda looks like him but also not at all bc in some scenes im like “IS thAt T??” but ik its not lololol Day 5: If your TC called you beautiful, how would you react or respond? I’m probs be like “u//w//u t-t-thank you..?” bC we’re a shy stuttering MesS Day 6: What landmark in the world best describes your TC? nO fucking clue m7 something in Germany bc that bitch a little german cuNT thatilove Day 7: Do you think you’ll stay in contact with your TC after you leave? If you’ve already left, have you? I hope so?? I don’t know, I’ve talked about before about how I actually need to confess when I leave just for my fucking state of mental health and i’ll idk drop my email or phone number there just in case yknOW ;)))) jkjkjk he’ll get a damn restraining order on me lmFAO