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People keep on asking for more Baby Robin and Papadile so here is more Baby Robin and Papadile. Now never ask anything from me ever again
#My art#One Piece#Long post#Sir Crocodile#Nico Robin#Alternatively panel 5 would've been a close up of Crocodile's face from Robin's POV where he looks like he's giving her a death glare#Not intentionally he's just a big scary bastard with a Resting Murder Face and Robin is a small traumatized child#But I wanted to focus on the silliness of the moment so you get the goofy version instead#IDK man there's just something very funny to me about the idea of Robin just randomly info-dumping about a subject she's read about#And Crocodile being like ''?????????????????????? The fuck you talking about??''#Robin leaves the ship's kitchen and Crocodile just stares at the tomato like ''...It's a fruit? Forreal?''#(Meanwhile Robin is sweating bullets like ''I called his favorite vegetable a FRUIT right in his FACE he's going to KILL ME'')#Robin grew extra feet from the bottom of her feet to reach the counter and that actually isn't me trying to explain bad art away#In the original Papadile comic there was a panel of Robin doing the dishes with extra feet to reach the sink but I cut it out#(It was a stress relief comic I did not feel like drawing a complicated background in detail) (BUT YES I THOUGHT OF IT)#Nico Robin Age 11 is *more* than capable of cooking Crocodile just does not trust her with his food. At least not yet#She did start doing the dishes unprompted and continues to do so (mostly out of fear). Croc told her she didn't have to but allows it#IDK a lot of people seem to headcanon Crocodile as incapable of cooking and like. Surely Mr ''I don't trust people'' knows how to cook#Like he doesn't have to be a master chef or anything but and maybe he enjoys not HAVING to cook (pain in the ass with one hand + knife/hook#But surely he can cook decent enough. SURELY#Botanists don't @ me I know the ''tomato is a fruit'' thing isn't fully accurate this is just a silly little haha comic
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yes man and some freak who ate lead tryna deliver a dumb chip or whateva
#fallout#fallout new vegas#fnv#yes man#new vegas#courier six#courier oc#self ship#self insert#sfw#idk i feel lamegirl posting this here idc if i even get likes atp i will be glad to not have tomatoes thrown at me brah#[ ART ]#techum#<- keepin this in the community or whateva
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Wolf Ichisaki :D!
#I feel so sigma (people boo and throw tomatoes at me)#I tried being less anthro this time and tried (emphasis on tried) to make more realistic furcolors (Damn you Saki)#anyways. I finally read to the point where the dire wolves appear in gog and I because of that really really wanted to draw wolves#this is no wolves of the beyond au btw. Idk if such a au would be fun especially for a Saki fan like me#art#my art#doodle#project sekai#prsk#hatsune miku colorful stage#saki tenma#ichika hoshino#ichisaki#wolf#wolves
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psst, hey, fellow selfshippers and lovers of fictional characters!! something i want to share and reassure folks on as a person who gets character crushes super easily: don't be embarrassed by whoever's making your brain light up 🥰💖 i see some lovely folks get really in their head about this. perhaps they've always crushed on a specific kind of character, so when they get one who's a little different, they feel like they can't talk about it. maybe they've touted themselves as having one crush and have been super dedicated that whole time, so feel like it's a betrayal somehow, or makes them less of whichever label (e.g., yume, selfshipper, etc.) they've identified with. i'm here to tell you that's all nonsense!! 💖 this is fandom. you're not an influencer and you don't need to keep up a specific 'brand'!! if you see a character who makes your heart all gushy, don't think up an imaginary critical audience who is going to yell at you for not fixating on the 'right' thing. life's too short to deny yourself happiness 🫂
#inspired by seeing too many of my dear friends posting anxiously about 'not showing their love enough' or falling for a new character 💖#i know i joke a lot of the time in a 'i'm so sorry for this one' or 'are you guys gonna throw tomatoes at me' kind of way#but seeing people be unabashed and excited about their fictional favourites - no matter how weird or obscure - is a joy!!!#so if you've been sitting and fretting because you can feel a crush building and don't know how to handle it:#just rush in head-first. don't think about how it will be perceived. your happiness is not clickbait 🔥#and you know - sometimes we like different characters because we want/need different things!!#i may tout myself as a villain/nerd enjoyer but that doesn't mean i'm only allowed to like those kinds of characters. same goes for you 😉#(going to try to hold true to this as there's a crush who'll get me in the next couple of months who WILL be embarrassing to admit)#(but who cares? isn't getting to yell about a character who makes our lives nicer a wonderful thing? 😭💖)#selfship#f/os#oc x canon#blorbos#yume#starleskatalks
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If this seems familiar it's because it is! This interaction is based off of this one, straight from @partycoffin themself (i.e. almost taken word for word LMFAO)
Alternate ending
#innisart#welcome home#frank frankly#eddie dear#artists on tumblr#frank x eddie#sad that I missed the bit in the original post where Eddie's like 'those are fancy names! Makes a fella feel humble'#because that's adorable too#be quiet Eddie everything makes you feel humble. You are chronically humble.#I love themb#Frank is looking down at the tomato plant.#Eddie is looking down at Frank's hand sdfgsjf
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Have some Ted doodles- as a treat.
#was counting up all the times I’ve drawn my little guys and Ted is now at around 71#highest of the hatchetfield characters for sure#he’s just fun to draw#I get it Tinky#I understand your obsession#did these while listening to exam review#rip long hair Ted#never gonna stop thinking of you#yall ive got so many WIPs it’s crazy#after exams are over I’m not going to stop drawing#anyways how’re you#hope you’re doing well#all good things i hope#I don’t feel like going and grabbing my fact book so today you get one off the top of my head#fun fact: contrary to popular belief- tomatoes are not fruits; they are a category of vegetable called fruit vegetable#there is a heart scene in Stardew Valley with Demetrius and Robin in which Demetrius asks you if a tomato is a fruit or vegetable and#if you say vegetable he gets all huffy#this frustrates me because he says ‘oh you are a farmer you should know’ and DUDE I DO KNOW#ITS YOU WHO DOESNT KNOW#Anyways yeah#this has been the fun fact corner ft. me ranting about tomatoes#ted spankoffski#tinky npmd#tinky#tnoy karaxis#theodore spankoffski#tgwdlm#hatchetfield#Starkid#Joey richter
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"Oh no, someone's attracted to the aesthetics of my -punk movement but doesn't know the praxis and history behind it like I do--"
OK. Tell them. Make it a teaching moment. Everyone who's in your movement learned the background from somewhere at some point, maybe this is that point for that person. Give them a jumping off point that they can dive into later.
"Oh but I shouldn't be responsible for teaching baby -punks about the history and the how-tos and--"
OK. Then don't tell them. You don't have to be responsible for teaching people with a budding interest in your group the ins and outs and how-tos. That's fair and valid! It can be a lot of work. Someone else will handle it
"But I'm annoyed that they would try to claim to be part of/be interested in my community without knowing all the details that I know after being in it for months/years/decades, they're dumb, they're posers, they're--"
OK. Then don't engage with them, if it's that bad. Maybe someone else will come around and tell them the history, maybe they'll pick it up on their own, maybe they'll just enjoy the fashion elements for awhile.
"But they shouldn't claim to be part of the -punk community if they don't know the--"
I feel like we have a few options here. People can either talk to them, share the history, share the values, share the praxis. Or they can just chase off anyone who even thinks about dipping a toe in their community, and then wonder why it's dying off later down the line.
I dunno, maybe I'm too naive and patient or whatever. But if people are entering your -punk spaces without knowing The Rundown of what you feel they need to know, maybe being nice about it and informing people instead of immediately assuming stupidity and malicious intent could help you make a new friend. Even the loudest voices in a space had to learn from somewhere, and not everyone has the luxury of being in the space as the History was Happening--whether it's an age thing or a not being aware of the space thing. Or maybe I just don't see what the big deal is behind people hating people who like the aesthetic of something and don't know the behind the scenes history about it yet.
Because I believe in the word 'yet.' No one comes into this world knowing everything about everything, and we're all constantly learning new things. I'm not gonna degrade someone and call them a poser for not knowing what I know. Because if it were me, interested in a scene but getting chased out and called a poser? I wouldn't hit the books and study up, I'd go 'that fuckin sucks, those people sucked' and then avoid anyone and anything having to do with it.
So chase people off and call them posers if you want. But if your community starts dwindling, don't be fucking shocked.
#out of queue#ani rambles#punks and posers#i cant even call this a 4am hot take because its 7pm but like#idk i keep seeing posts about like 'how DARE people think I bought my punk clothes how DARE they not know the how-tos and DIYs'#or 'ugh people only care about the ~aesthetics~ of my movement if you don't know shit get out of here' and like#maybe I'm just a shy ass introverted nerd whos scared of social rejection! but I avoid that shit like the plague#so if someone were to reject me based on not knowing about something I'd never even heard about? something i was JUST getting into?#there's a high chance I'd just scram and never look back. i don't wanna be the one who causes that emotion in someone else#granted this is coming from someone who STILL doesn't know how to make her own patches or worked up the courage to do direct action praxis#outside of offering neighbors to my tomatoes and trying to talk to people about what I'm passionate about#but still imo unless someone's a malicious intentional bad actor i dont see the point in scaring newbies off#thats how movements die imo#i know this is my solarpunk blog but its not a solarpunk specific thing#i think the main post that inspired this was about store-bought versus self-made spiked leather jackets#which honestly just feels petty to me but who knows.#might delete later
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what draws you back to your country what draws you back to your land when i was a kid i told myself if i ever left iran i'd never go back 2 years into living in the UK i started looking at news on iran again 10 years in and i visited it for the first time again and today i heard an iranian mother talk in farsi to her child on the train to london the way my mother used to and i wanted to cry i wanted to ask her whether they're still cutting the mountaintops whether the lakes are still drying today i showed the person i was with pictures of waterfalls and palaces and forests and snow-white north something odd pulls me back with increasing force i can't ignore it ever again
#i just dont know how else to tell you everything !!! santoor from a different room the large family gathering the black tea with saffron#drank out of delicate glass and gold vessels cold marble on hot nights big stars big rivers big mountains#visible from busy tehran roads the ease of conversation tension eased by sarcasm tall tall cliffsides you drive by#rushing to put on headscarves before the head teacher comes in a rave by the base of damavand massive sun pastel purple skies#disjunct architecture trucks on road sides with fresh fruits pomegranates watermelons oranges everywhere#the smell of golpar on tangerines beautiful girls in tehran holding hands bautiful boys in kermanshah speaking kurdish the janky#cars on the verge of breakdown held together by love caspian sea lighting up in spring staying up into the morning on noruz#my friends uncle sang and played setar his son played the violin a little fear a lot of love remnants of something#grand carved into the cliffside everything feels bigger taller the landscape swallows you it smells like#illegally imported wine and orange blossoms and auntie's tahchin soaking your eyes in warm tea when youre sick#tomatoes and salt concrete and stone something mandmade and something raw new flag old resilience#the anger getting to us bruised eyes big grin all i know is the north i feel sorry my mother asks if id be okay#if they got a place in tajikistan we love each other enough dont we? when we look in the mirror we see each other. theres a love letter#across the border and it says I MISS YOU IM GLAD YOURE DOING BETTER itll never be the same im not okay with it at all there are no more#stars i miss jumping over big fires i miss our fireworks im sorry we cant be happy anymore everyone#leaves the mint and rosewater and sunlight for a reason.#it's not pride it's just generational regret
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um First real post on this site…. OC ART EVEN THO NOBODY CARESSSS 🎉🎉🎉🎉 me when im obsessed with something there is absolutely no fandom for … if anyone seeing this has read/watched any iteration of watership down i will literally give you a kiss /silly
soo here’s my boy mint-rah !! chief rabbit of lobelia warren who has absolutely no idea what he’s doing but he’s trying his best
#watership down#watership down oc#art#i feel like im about to get pelted with tomatoes for posting this
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What would you choose? :0c
(note: original image is from HERE (link) - but I edited it to add a wider variety of options.. also added $3 extra to the total, even though I know that makes it more uneven lol, I thought if you're adding 10 whole extra items, the money to spend should at least be increased slightly, if that makes sense..)
#I would get orange juice. black coffee. AND iced coffee ($3) because I love the variety of having multiple drinks#then sausage and scrambled eggs ($8). Then sauteed mushrooms ($3)....AND... hrm.. then spending the remaining $4 would be hard#I wish I could get waffles (as they are my favorite and are superior in every way compared to pancakes. donuts. etc.) but I'm not willing#to give up the other savory things just to get them. so... then maybe I could get a biscuit or english muffin? and just put jam or#honey butter or something on it so it can be my replacement 'sweet and bready' thing instead of something from the $5 row??#OR I could also just assume that having the orange juice plus iced coffee would provide enough of a 'sweet element' to the meal#(since I largely prefer savory foods. I only like a tiny bit of sweet added for variety) and thus forego any sort of#'bready' thing entirely and just get the bowl of beans/onion/tomato (I'd leave the avocado since I don't like the#texture of them really lol). THEN I'd have $1 left to get the milk or the black tea... increasing my total of random drinks..#which is always the goal of course.. as a chronic ''person who is sipping at 5 different drinks at their desk simultaneously always'' perso#OR... I could just do.. waffle. scrambled eggs. sausage. mushrooms. and black coffee and orange juice.. which is... okay variety#augh... so difficult.. As my Ideal Breakfast is like a buffet type thing or something where you have like 25 different things to choose fro#and can get a little tiny bit of everything. My eating style is very much like.. I'd rather pick at a small amount of a ton of#different things than just have a very large amount of only one or two things. Thats why I LOVE sample platter type stuff.#So it's like... augh... the ideal option would be a tiny portion of EVERYTHING actually lol...#Difficult to choose...#ANYWAY.. Also no idea why I added croissant instead of bagel. I only thought about that afterwards. I do actually like bagels.#I've only ever even had a croissant like 2 times in my entire life. Yet I've had many bagels. For some reason it stuck out in my mind more#when I was considering 'essential breakfast foods' somehow... how could I forget them... bagels my beloved...#Blame it on the hot weather... 'What in the blazes? The sun hath obliterated the concept of bagels from my miind!'#(< meant to be said in a silly overdramatic elderly wizard accent or something)#Also I don't think ''bowl of beans. onion. avocado. and tomatos.'' is necessarily a breakfast classic or something gbhjjh#but I was just trying to think of a versatile vegetable-ish side that could be full of common breakfast additions#so people could do stuff like ''oh I get the toast option and then the bowl of stuff and I put the avocado on the toast'' etc.#Like a mix and match. You could mix ingredients from different parts. You could put scrambled eggs and bacon and onion#on the bread or soemthing. etc. I just feel like something is always missing if a Full Breakfast Spread#doesnt have some sort of onions or beans or mushrooms or asparagus or spinach like... some sort of thing that isn't just eggs and meat and#bread.. you know? lol..#But then again.. I am the Sampling Plate Style Variety Lover and Tiny Portion Of Food Picker so maybe thats just a me thing.
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something im honestly quite excited about about the botw2 edition totk rewrite is that ..
it gives a zelda an interesting conflict, pitting her interest in research and history against her status as a princess of the ever ruling empire is a pretty good idea imo
her discovering/realizing what her family has done through her own research, her complete belief of the kingdom of hyrule being only a force of good against her belief in archeology and history and making her discover it on her own? her being confronted with the evidence of all the oppression her own family has perpetuated in past and present that is less deniable than one off hand comment and one tapestry? her being the first one to discover all that via the ruins and remains in freshly opened caves no one has stepped foot into in thousands of years? forcing her to accept it is real and cant have been fabricated? her having to convince others of it and them doubting her in turn bc surely that cant be true can it? her arc being learning to accept it and perhaps learn from it to try prevent it instead of perpetuating again?
i am never very confident in my ideas or writing, but i do think im onto something good with that :V
#ganondoodles talks#zelda#ganondoodles rewrites totk#botw2 edition#i am almost afraid of saying i like my own idea or think its a good idea#bc it feels like im stepping onto a full market place holding up a tomato saying its the best one i have ever tasted#and then someone looks at me and says ... dude ... thats a rotten apple#and suddendly the tomato in my hand is a rotten apple#and i combust into tiny pieces out of shame
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Commissioned by @/tomate_xiv on Twitter of their absolutely adorable lala siblings!! I'm so proud of how this whole thing came out, I'd been super looking forward to drawing them and working with this idea ‹(⁽˙́ʷ˙̀⁾ )›♡ Thank you so much again for commissioning me!!
#final fantasy xiv#ffxiv#lalafell#my art#flynns commissions#look at how good the shading and lighting on those tomatoes came out#my friend had to teach me how to do it and i feel like she gave me a super power#ALSO THE SHADING JUST IN GENERAL I'M SUPER PROUD OF PUFFS UP CHEST#the pose too i thought of it and i got so excited i was like i hope they approve cuz i wanna do it so bad
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night market outing!
#rib and roux were so excited its fucking cute i had to record it#ts4#ts4 gameplay#gif warning#nsb gen 1#sim: mint#sim: ribbit#sim: roux tomato#i want to thank whoever held a gun to the sims team head during this world build process bcs its so well cluttered god bless#it actually feels like a market even tho there's only 3 interactive stalls but thats ok she works
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Some watercolour veggies.
#Found this watercolour brush and it's all I've been using now#I feel like my VeggieTales fanart looks different with every post#“What is your artstyle?” Yes#I made that joke before#Bob the Tomato#Larry the Cucumber#Jimmy Gourd#French Peas#Junior Asparagus#VeggieTales#VeggieTales fanart
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the BBC les mis radio dramatization skips many fun scenes, but for some reason it takes the Awkward Carriage Ride and goes crazy with it
JVJ and Javert talk more there that they have for the entire book, including "why didn't you kill me" and (stops the cab) "overpower me and run away now" ???
I def saw some of the things they say in valvert fics
#pi speaks#les miserables#valvert#it's amazing but. what a choice#then there's no Javert derailed just (water splashing) then later Valjean comes to the bridge to say goodbye#overall?? I liked it a lot#the Javert voice is excellent. the contrast between professional Javert and angry Javert!!#sister Simplice and Coufeyrac are great. Coufeyrac is very interested in good tomatoes and I can empathize with that#I also cannot find a really tasty tomato anywhere in this city.#and “your girlfriend is leaving the country? I'll make you tomato soup to feel better :)”#Grantaire coming in and immediately commenting on Enjolras' behind was. sure something#and Enj seems to like him more than in the brick with “my dear grantaire” and “my friend”#also Gorbeau is there but no “would you like my hat” :(
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Prompt 110
Okay so we all know about how Regis told Dandelion in the books that his blood smelled nice, which was most likely about how none of his wounds were infected and whatnot, but what if it wasn't? What if Jaskier has a special type of blood, whether magically made, cursed, or perhaps just o- or some shit lmfao Either way, Vampires LOVE this shit. Their favorite delicacy when they choose to partake. This becomes a problem when Jaskier has a hurt foot and Geralt takes him to a medic. A vampire, whether the medic, the medic's assistant, or just someone lurking outside who caught a whiff of the blood, is like "Jackpot!" and tells all his little vampire friends, and now they're hosting a big feast just to drain this guy. But it's such a delicacy, the vampire decides maybe they should only drain him a little, so he can keep the human around, so the human can regain his blood, and they can drink from him AGAIN! Oh yes, marvelous! He throws the best parties! Jaskier wakes up with a horrible headache. He's dressed incredibly fancy, though he doesn't think these are his clothes- Speaking of which, he also doesn't think this is his room at the inn... Is he- Is he fucking chained to a dining table? "Let the buffet begin! I hope you're thirsty my friends!~" Fuck. He hopes Geralt gets here quick-
#geraskier#geralt x jaskier#the witcher#geralt x dandelion#geralt loves his bard!#witcher fanfiction#fanfiction prompts#writing prompts#requited unrequited love#friends to lovers#First vampire to drink from Jaskier like: *chef kiss* “Good soup”#Pale queasy Jaskier like: “Hah thanks made it all by myself”#“But just you wait until my boyfriend-who-doesnt-know-hes-my-boyfriend gets here!”#protective geralt#Geralt's canonical instarage when anything happens to jaskier (especially concerning vampires lmfao)#Regis - a good trusted friend of geralts: “i'm a vampire”#Geralt: “Hmmm.... Okay...”#Regis: “Hey Dandy nice blood ya got there”#Geralt putting sword to Regis's throat: “BACK THE FUCK UP BEFORE I SLICE AND DICE YA LIKE A TOMATO”#this actually happens in the books#(not with this stunning dialogue but i digress)#its 6 am!!! had some ~Hurt Feelings~ from extended family shenanigans and decided to cope with GAYS!!!!!!!!#HOORAYYYY!!!#Do NOT ask about it i am serious i am genuine please do not ask i will not answer AWIHGPHAWPIPSHGP
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