#jk tmi i guess

[jmdbjk]

Let's focus on...

We've all seen the above clip hundreds of times from Memories 2021 where JK and Jimin are cozied up sitting in the dressing area getting ready for the PTD online concert back in late 2021. And every time I see this clip, I've always noticed the curious way JK leans his head back when looking at Jimin and my brain finally had to stop for a second and think about why he did/does that.

You know that thing you do when you are trying to focus on something too close so you move your head to get your eyes at a better distance from what you are trying to look at. Kookie was trying to focus on Jiminie's face. It was too close. He's farsighted.

He may not have known it back in 2021 though because we didn't start seeing him really wear eyeglasses until this past year when he was headed to Qatar (I think?). Anyway. Carry on. That's your random post for the day.

P.S. JJK1 IS COMING JULY 14!! and FYI that would be SILVER DAY on the Korean couples calendar.

[bloodsbane]

they should invent a pap smear that doesnt fucking suck

[kanmom51]

Run BTS Mini field day - Part 2

Cr./to the creators of media used in this post.

Have a feeling this is going to be a long one too, perhaps a two parter.

What can I say?

The very last Run BTS episode for the foreseeable future. 😭 😭 

And what a doozy it was.

If part 1 had us rofl, this one had us rolling in soap on the floor laughing. It was hysterical.

In a nut shell, we had JM farting (not really but yeah), Jin never having babies (his poor cahoonas),  and lots of slapstick everyone falling all over the place on a soapy surface.

Did I hear someone say slapping?

We had some of that too. Butt slapping, that is. Not to mention some soap wrestling and a happy happy hug.

So, where to begin?

Perhaps at the beginning? Yep, good advice. I guess I'll start at the beginning, begin at the start.

The first task was balancing the balls, you know, so they don't fall, while walking up the stairs, and this being timed. The one to reach the top, lift his arms and have as many balls still being balanced in the least time was the victor.

Should I give you a spoiler here? Nah, you go watch. Not gonna tell you who won this round. Will give you a hint though, can't help myself... on the one hand it's a little surprising, on the other hand, given last episode, not so much, lol.

Anyways, we had plenty of laughs in this round. RM was super funny. We had the guys teasing Suga again with the "he's confident cause he's done some climbing...Scooba diving....parkour...."

But JM folks, JM took the cake. Well, of course with help from his dear friend, you know, the one that spills the tea all of the damn time...

The build up we got for JM, all for it to fall into pieces in seconds. 🤣🤣

And all because of one little innocent comment...

Yeah, I kind of don't want to say this, but heck, I can't help myself, it's a must... from there things turn to shit. 🤣 🤣

Suga: "TMI", RM: "don't talk about farting",

And JK:

And if by any chance you think that would be the end of the farting talk, then nah-ah. The one that said not to talk about farting had this to say:

And again:

Like I said, JM took the cake...

Yes, that's JK you see there, on his knees laughing.

But then it's Jhope's turn, and JM is dreaming of revenge. Hobi knows it's coming, lol.

Who you looking at JK?

Again with the farting...

Hobi makes it to the top, saying he's doing it for JM, all for:

RM tries again. Nope. Definitley not the challenge for him.

Last game for the mini filed day was slippery soccer. And you thought that the first game was funny, well, this one will have you on the floor.

They had to split into 2 teams of 3 and 4.

And again...now you see him here:

And next, after they are told they need to split into 2 teams, he's here:

I wonder what team JK thought he'd be in...

Sorry JK, not this time.

And it was all your boyfie's idea.

The shock. The betrayal.

JM was after the amusement factor. I guess after losing every single game so far he thought the heck with it all, let's make this funny.

So here's where the hectic comes in. It was crazy. It was fun. It was super funny. And we got lot's of Jikookery, which I will bring to you in... part 2 of this post of course.

To be continued...

[lightbulb-warning]

[MAJORLY uncoherent anecdotal storytine:]

entertainment value: mild

cw: blood exams (not described in detail), vague mentions to struggles that aren't elaborated on, tmi personal rambling written by someone who is loopy from blood loss aka bad grammar/syntax/morphology/yeah also this got long whoops

im feeling mega loopy cuz blood exam (dundnt faint!! how outstanding of me. iamcurrently instanding. batumtssk!!i lie down now.)

but AT the blood exam a newer nurse stopped by and my usual nurse was like "PIVELLA meet [redacted <- (me. im redacted.)] this kid is a STAPLE in this department bla bla" and wow mom look im famius!! it only took me getting my blood displaced and stared at medically and faintinf a lot very often hshahahaah

the usual nurse is so NICE she's been doing my blood check traslocations since ive been like 15 i think maybe earlier?? idk idk i love her she's so nice and a kickass lady and she bullies all her coworkers and also me a lot!!! bully as in teasing she's nice yeah anyway yeah

me having to get my blood checked often is really inconvenient and kinda sucks!!! because i get koed and fuck if i can do anything for the next 24hs blegh but but BUT this lady has seen my grow up and seenbthe fuck up my life became and is seeing me pick up the peices abd whenever she sees me in the waiting room she shouts "its YOU" very dramatically and the staff has inside jokes about me and my dumv unoptimezed blood stats and thats REALLY NICE SOBS

like i dont wanna make a fable moral out of it like live love kaugh kindess uwu because realistacally, when i was fucked up previously (in the way that was bad compared to how i am fucked up now. funny joke. laugh.) i didn't gove two shits about people being nice to me because i was a massive hater and hated myself most (loser behavior!!!! the world hates you already love yourself out of SPITE!!!!!!!!!!) so people going out of their way to make a horrible situation slightly less horrible for me COMPLETELY went over my head "broom broom autopilot kill crush destroy ourselves!!!" (<- that's what my head looked like.ew there's no whimsy and silly in there, gross!! jk baby me gets the reatroactive love myself treatment bc noone els ecan do that for me!! what was i saying) and yeah i wasn't neurobiologically capable of giving two shits about anything, especially some random nurse going out of her way to crack jokes but idk i appreciated now!!! and she realizes i appreciate it now!!! and it's nothing big or grandiose i guess the world is still turning and nothing in the essential state of things changes bc i did a navelgazey testimony of WOW SOMETIMES THINGS CAN BE OKAY OCASSIONALLY HOLY SHIT?? but also!!! if i don't do it!!!!!!! who will!!???????

aesop would prolly write about foxes and grapes and terracotta pottery and crows and things being okay with time, but ME, a certified "just some guy", is gonna ramble about " it's gonna be okay" semantics because its!! been!! bullshit!! BUT THAT'S OKAY!!!!

shit got SO MUCH worse than what i could've imagined in my catastrophation!!!!!! id wasted my life preparing and planning for all the plans Ds and Gs and Js and Zs because my situation was FUCKED and i didn't have power to fix it, and too bad!!! SHIT HAPPENS AND IT SUCKS!!! time isn't gonna fix SHIT!!!!!! time is just a tracker of when!!! time does no good time does no harm!!!! what time did give my stupid fucking idiot idiot lovely self was time to change!!! not in just "omg change your perspective ✨" (which can be really really really important!! but you shouldn't take anyone's shit just because you see their perspective!!!! no you don't deserve to be treated like shit!!!!!! they don't deserve to get away with treating anyone like shit!!!!! what makes you so special that the world's evil needs to converge upon you?? you're just some guy!! they're just some guy!!! you be nice to you!!)

time is just there!! what does get okay with time is being!!! your enemy is no longer gonna cause you stress once you outlive them!!! you can be better than your yesterday self at any time!!! life goes on if you fuck up everything and you CAN do whatever you want with the peices!!! FAIL!!! FEAR!!! if we're scared we do it scared!!! it's not gonna be okay because its gonna be perfect, it's gonna be okay because it CAN be different!!

im still not """""fixed""""" , im still screwing things up and i still don't really understand what exactly is """""wrong""""" with me and that's okay for now, and hey!! i am capable of having a nice interaction with someone!!!! that's progress.

massive tangent lmao

local tumblr user gets some blood consensually stolen, has a positive interaction with someone, goes home and starts preaching at [unidentified recipient] jesus fucking christ maiora go to sleep this isn't the time for monologues

tl;dr: someone was nice to me just to be nice and im happy because i wouldn't have been able to appreciate it previously and it's nice to see people being nice for the sake of it

im nap now buh bye thanks for reading have a night or day!!!! be nice to you i can't do that for you!!! /lh

<3

[personasintro]

Hey mimi!!! I’ve actually sent my very first ask a few days ago but I’m not sure if it actually went in. Sorry I’m new to tumblr and I literally just downloaded it again after a long time for your page and for updates lol. I just wanted to say, I swore I’d never read Wattpad or fan fiction again after my cringe phase but the second I clicked on MH I was HOOKED. Like seriously… it sparked my love for reading and even writing again. The story is so descriptive and so well written and thought out, I just wanted to say how amazing of a writer you are!!

The characters of JK and YN have such gooood chemistry and even though right now they’re trying to stay just friends we can’t deny the chemistry that they have and how they are denying some feelings to keep the friendship, like the time YN stared at JK and realized how overly attractive he is but just ignored it and I know they care for each other a ton. I also know some people are guessing that in the end they may just stay friends, or that it has a sad ending? (This is one of those rumors on tiktok lmao) which personally that would break me because this is the best slow burn I’ve ever read but I really want endgame for them. Either way, I understand that whatever ending you will make it’ll fit the story perfectly.

TMI but I’ve also felt a little lonely these days because a lot of my friends are starting to date and all that and I still haven’t found a special person who’d like me back 🥲 reading MH since December I binge read it all and it was like a comfort to me, also the highlight of my break tbh. The scene in 55 where they apologize was soooo satisfying and whenever they were cuddling and when JK kissed her forehead I was on the verge of tears how adorable that was and how single it made me feel even though they’re not an actual couple. But yeah, I just absolutely love them and love the story a lot. I hope u see this and thanks for opening your asks! ✨

Hey! Thank you for loving MH!

I mean she herself questions how attracted she is toward her friend 😅 There are a lot of moments where she’s like Oh shit, he’s my best friend!

Ahhh it sucks when everyone around you achieves similar milestones but please, don’t feel pressured to achieve that too unless you really want to. I know it’s tough but we get influenced a lot by people around us. We have this weird tendency to follow the crowd because we feel like it’s something we have to do ?? Either way, I hope you’re happy with yourself before anything 💫 It will come when it’s the right time!

[foxymoxynoona]

Oh god foxy😭😭 I usually wait a bit before writing to you so that I don’t end up giving you a whiplash like I did with ✨the breakup✨ in flux 💀 but damn it this one hit me right in the feels😭. Personally, I know Sasha’s life has been shitty but every time you go into detail about how shitty it actually was it’s like I never fully realized it. When it got to the “scars in my bones, teeth, immune system, digestive system” part I had to stop for a few minutes and go watch videos of puppies playing🙃. I can’t even imagine how I will be (or how everyone including JK will be) when she tells him about the rest. And the way you portrayed the “I feel bad for shitty things happening in the world but it’s not compatible to what I feel when these things happen to people I care about” feeling so perfectly. Some sort of guilt in being privileged and not being able to make it better for them. ALSO: Sasha’s emotion when his family included her in their traditions was so beautiful to read. It was about been seen and recognized in a culture that doesn’t belong to her and being accepted. TMI but it’s one of my biggest fears that of not being accepted or liked by the family of whoever (or IF ever😅) I end up with. I saw unnecessary hurtful family drama happen one too many times and it’s so painful but for what?! And maybe it’s just me but appreciating the culture of the people you love feels so… intimate? I always love to think about it.

Ugh why am I being so sappy and emotional I’m swear I’m a bitch 98% of the time. See this is why I wait before writing you, give me a minute I’ll go back to being a sarcastic ass😫

PS. Last chapter! It’s going to break me, I know😫 I have a feeling it’s going to end with a twist… you surely wouldn’t leave me hanging like that tho, right?🫣🫣. OH I have a question I’ll regret asking: let’s say you give this book a 7/10 for pain and angst. Based on this scale, what would the number be for the next book? Should I cry? Should I scream? Should I cry as I scream?😃

🌸

I hate to break it to you but I guess we only see the 2% because you have never seemed like a bitch in your notes haha. Nice try with your lies!! And hey, I love the immediate unfiltered response to chapters, though you are notably not drinking this time. Those are always even funnier 🤣

The cognitive dissonance between Sasha now and Sasha as a child is so real even she feels it, definitely not surprise Jungkook is still not quite able to grasp the reality of it. Who could? Maybe it makes more sense as this book has blurred what previously looked like an inpenetrable wall boxing up her past, but still, I think what you said is probably what JK will always think when she tells a story: "I know Sasha’s life has been shitty but every time you go into detail about how shitty it actually was it’s like I never fully realized it."

Also I don't know that this comforting about the other culture significant other thing, but you and your future partner can figure out how to adapt to anything. It's tragic when it's not working, but a good partner won't just leave you to struggle and hurt if things don't align well. I'm confident you'll find your way no matter what life throws at you, even if it's impossible to predict now what that'll look like <3

Soooooon for the last chapter!! Comparing to the next book though... I mean the break up in this was SUCH high angst, I think I felt like it was higher than a 7 to me. Writing Sasha's depression fucked me up. The next book shifts a little more to Jungkook, to some of those threads you may have noticed are still dangling --some of you have been pointing those out in comments 😎 I didn't forget.

SO... it's different but soem of you may find the next book almost or just as painful but I think the pain is mostly a slower burn than how sudden this one hit? I can't wait to see what y'all think!

[sammerific]

17, 18, 37 🤍

17. name 3 things that make you happy

Sunset walks, karaoke (either with my friends or alone in my room), reading a good fanfiction

18. do you believe in ghosts and/or aliens?

I definitely believe in aliens because of how big the universe is. And sometimes I believe in spirits, especially when it comes to family that has passed away. My family likes to think that my grandma visits us in the form of a butterfly.

37. share a secret

This was hard because the few secrets I have are TMI loll... well one thing I can say is that sometimes I listen to songs about unrequited love from the perspective of this guy who was obsessed with me in high school 💀💀💀 I can’t help being an empath I guess /jk… anyway we hung out for the first time in 2 years recently and I hope he didn’t memorize my tumblr username after I flashed it in front of his face for 5 seconds…

[plasmahallucigenia]

im bored, here's some 2024 dream selections, writing them down when I can remember at the time. and have the cognitive capability to describe my dreams.

the assorted obsidian entries read as follows

2/20/24 wtf dream

had a dream that drake and elon musk said they were leaving twitter and mentioning creaming and everyone collectively started losing their shit. razzle and microwave society and all the commentary bros were swirling around in this big hot tub vortex of melted down peanut m&ms and white chocolate reece's pieces. also glados confessed her love to me for some reason? and other shit happened?

I remember another part of the dream I had applied to an art school and was making oil paintings

warning, this one gets really TMI

2/13/24 weird ass piss dream

Woke up around 3 today from a weird fucking dream where I had to usethe bathroom so bad but I was lost in my grandmothers house and could NOT find a toilet, but there were a million bathrooms and bathtubs and I kept running around through the house where i found multiple bathrooms, no toilet. then I went outside for some reason, and went to the community pool. and for some reason I was like “ok I gotta wash off the piss” (because yes, I DID piss myself in this dream, I should've stated that earlier. pants were soaked 💀 ) also keep in mind, I was NOT wearing any pants or underwear at this moment. the pool was really nice and warm and I thought I was ALONE. but I quickly realized I was NOT. there were like? these guys at the far end of the pool. and I was like “oh god oh god Im so sorry! i thought I was by myself ah im sorry” I quickly got out of the pool, and Im pretty sure they saw my bare fucking ass. oh well

I ran out of the community pool. and back towards the back gate leading to the house. but I realized they were following me. and they started talking to me and flirting with me. they thought I was a girl? I guess? because obviously I don't pass. (and obviously I dont have anything eugh, down there) keep in mind im still fucking naked. and im just like “no, no thank you. not interested” and I went back to my room. and then I woke up.

Jan 2024 (actual date unknown) fucking crazy ass dream

I fell asleep in bed at around 11 AM all I remember from the dream is I was making coffee and we were watching WWDITS and this trio of monster high/equestria esque girls started being really fucking mean to me they fucking BROKE my switch in half and they called me slurs and beat me up

their encounter happened several times

also this is later on in the dream

but sakurai was with fukurashi and he was wearing like… a bathrobe? or pajamas? with shorts and slippers i can’t remember very much (he also had cat ears) i just remember he was very flustered and I thought it was cute and then I woke up and it took me an hour or two to realize it was not real and i was like DAMMIT!

5/3/24 what is going on here

woke up at 11 pm and remembered I had a dream that I vc'd with friends after a million years despite my mic not working and the fact I had to work on exam prepping, I vividly remember us playing jackbox/gartic phone. also I remember a fucking heavy metal version of "colors of the wind" from Pocahontas was playing in the bg. interesting so choice, but yes to the ferrets, in my dream I had gotten a ferret, he was really friendly and sleepy and I held him in my arms, he was just a little guy. I let him sleep on my bed! this is probably because i've been watching a lot of ferret videos lol been thinking about ferrets a lot

also I remember trying to make a cool ass slipknot music video but I didn't know what the hell I was doin, I remember a giant cow/goat head hanging on the wall and I made him talk like a puppet lipsyncing to the song, lol it was really weird... my mind bro

6/22/24 wtf dream

woke up at 2am, I had a dream that someone I followed on insta who had vehemently stated they hate harry potter and jk rowling all of a sudden started buying harry potter merch? despite what they had just stated. also part of the dream was me watching the fresh prince of bel air and also getting to see my old neighborhood from my childhood. I remember picking up a scruffy looking dog named Dwight and taking him with me

6/19/24 fuck ass wtf dream???

I slept a majority of the night and day very vivid dream where it was the apocalypse in a pocket dimension. I was bitten by a rattlesnake TWICE, I could feel that shit, the venom pumping through was crazy. the snake was big asf too and stalked me it was so fucked up

[bisexualnathanyoung]

thinking about my “husbands” list from the front of my diary that I had from 2013-2015 that listed all of my celebrity crushes

[jmdbjk]

Good morning! Pt. 1

Breakfast: scrambled eggs with heavy cream mixed with cut up cup noodles and brown rice = under 500 calories.

His shoulder is bothering him. Not good.

He has turtleneck syndrome but obvs not the kind that makes us weak in the knees.

He's working out, pilates, going to the dermatologist, ignoring his guitar lessons, a day in the life of just being The Bun.

He will rest at the dermatologists... lol.

Because he's been a couch potato, his muscles deteriorated and that's why he's having trouble with aches and pains. Getting old sucks, Koo.

Damn the sounds his body makes when he cracks his bones...holy shit. Sounded like dominos falling.

He's going to invest in some workout equipment to keep at home... why he doesn't already have that, who knows. I guess because that's not his permanent home. He said he ordered some equipment but sounds suspiciously like it will sit in the box unassembled for a while...

Kookie, you spent six months being a couch potato in your mikrokosmos cave NOW you are going to invest in home workout equipment right when you are starting to ramp up on activities?

Y'all.. when I say he is the most adorable thing explaining in detail how to correct your posture and giving us walking and sleeping techniques to strengthen the neck and back... I just want to put him in my pocket.

"My here..." and he pats the backs of his legs... my god Kookie. Stob it.

He's killin' me. The most adorable goofball.

He scrolled through the comments and couldn't figure out why some disappear. Who's gonna tell him? Not me.

He's already talking about lunch... salad... superfoods... he found a great salad place and will have that with smoked duck or chicken. Eating healthy.

Kookie Pookie TMI: he might be lactose intolerant. Dairy doesn't agree with him. But he eats it anyway. Same, same.

Sooo many details... shampoo, body wash, face... towels...

His ghostbusters phase... he summoned the spirits from the netherworld with gadgets but never saw or heard any. (The other members did though. That explains everything.)

ISFP (Introverted, Sensing, Feeling, Perceiving) People with this personality type tend to be peaceful, easy-going, and down-to-earth individuals. They have a strong need for personal space and value time alone to recharge. He needs to have some management. I've said this before. He is not a self-starter.

Now he's talking about setting up a movie date with Army but how to sneak it past the company. He needs to hire a spy. All of a sudden we're conspiring to do something without the company knowing and have a private movie date with Kookie...

This man who stood in the middle of Coachella and didn't think he'd be recognized because he cut his bangs.... is trying to sneak out of the house to go to see a movie with us. What could go wrong?

The imbeciles who keep asking him to speak another language and not Korean. Brainless people who waste everyone's time by typing those comments during a live.

Hold up buttercup. What's that dark area under his jawline?

[squints at the pixels... hmmm]

The Rainy Day Fight story.... this is the most precious retelling of one of the most (formerly) mysterious moments in Jikookistory. Bless the Army who caught his eye with this request in the comments.

According to Jungkook: It happened in the early years, JK was acting like a petulant teenager and pissed everyone off, even "angelic" Hobi-hyung got mad. Jimin even got pissed off. So much so he told JK he wasn't going to take care of him any longer (I've always suspected that Jimin held some responsibility over JK when they were younger and this might be JK confirming that.) JK stormed out of the building and started walking and got lost. He admits he's directionally challenged. THAT'S WHY JIMIN SAID BAM DOESN'T PAY ATTENTION TO HIS SURROUNDINGS JUST LIKE HIS DAD!

Anyway, JK, in the midst of his temper tantrum, got lost and started to panic but first he had to overcome his pride. He called Jimin, hung up on him and then did it again and on the third call, Jimin quickly answered. I think the panic was overwhelming JK by this time and the avalanche of emotions caved in on him. Poor Jimin probably also was worried by this time, especially after JK couldn't figure out where he was. The telling of how he broke down sobbing while talking to Jimin is so sweet and pure. WHO tells other people they actually did this? The details????

Somehow, Kookie found a taxi and got back to the dorm with Jimin standing there waiting. What a story. Jimin took him up to the roof where they could talk in private and I'm sure the words spoken there made an impact on Kookie. He thoroughly regretted it, enough that he had to bring it up during Festa 2020 and say he felt sorry that he made Jimin feel so bad that day.

All of that in the first 38 minutes of his hour and 45 minute live...

Then he proceeded to wake up the neighbors and ruin his furniture at the same time by drumming on his coffee table.

He tossed a book around for a few seconds... Crying In H Mart by Michelle Zauner, in case anyone wants to read what Kookie is reading. Except I think that's the first time he's actually touched the book because there was a big ass brochure in the middle of it that he had no idea was there.

It seemed like a booklist brochure advertising the latest and best books.

omg... bless his heart...

Next topic: Yoongi's concert. Was Kookie watching a fancam livestream of Yoongi's concert too?

HE'S JUST LIKE US! HE SAW JIMIN AT YOONGI'S CONCERT! I BET MANAGER-NIM WAS LIVE STREAMING THE CONCERT!!!

He tells us he will go see Yoongi's concert (I'm assuming in Seoul). Sadly, Jimin might be in Europe on those days. We'll see.

All of a sudden he's blaming fruit flies for knocking over the phone. I didn't say it, he did.

Scrolling through his video library/youtube/whatever he has tons of cooking shows. He mentions 1mincook several times which is a channel of "1 minute cooking" dishes. Quick meals. All the videos are a minute in length. Perfect for JK's short attention span.

Jeon Jungkook is one of the most unpretentious people I've ever seen in my life.

I am 50 minutes into this live. He was very gregarious and jumped from one thing to the next.

I will run out of image space on this post so Part 2 coming soon!

[chainsandcherries]

i was supposed to cook some chicken for tomorrow’s lunch & dinner but i got side tracked and while i’m not mad now i will be tomorrow when i’m hungry

[leviathans-watching]

stupid handsome boys

includes: beel x gn!reader ; asmo & solomon & gn!reader (no pronouns mentioned)

wc: .6k | rated g | m.list

a/n: just a cliche highschool moment that i thought was cute lol. my inbox is open for requests, to chat, and to leave feedback so come say hello!!

reblog or else (jk lol)

“I have something to tell you.” Asmo sits down in his seat across from you at your usual table in the cafeteria, eyes bright with excitement.

“The last time you said that you shared something super TMI,” you complain, and Asmo laughs.

“Yeah, but this isn’t! And it’s about you. Or well, someone who has a crush on you.”

Interest piqued, you lean forward. “What? Who?”

Asmo smirks, knowing he’s got your attention. “You’ll never guess. And I was sworn to secrecy so don’t tell anyone I’ve told you, got that?”

You groan. “I know the drill, alright? Just tell me who it is!” You’re already looking around the lunchroom as if you could pick them out, genuinely curious. You hadn’t talked to anyone new or changed up your routine, so you had no idea who it could be.

“It’s Beel,” Asmo says delightedly, watching your mouth fall open.

“What? Like, your brother?”

“Know any other Beelzebubs?” Asmo asks rhetorically before continuing. “I was talking to him last night and he confessed.”

“Oh my god,” you say, peeking over at Beelzebub’s table. He was busy eating, probably hungry from his demanding athletic schedule, and was wearing his basketball jacket, which complimented his eyes perfectly. Next to him sat Belphegor, who you sort of knew, asleep as always.

Despite being friends with Asmo, you hadn’t really interacted with his brothers all that much. Satan and Mammon were probably the two you knew best, but for all intents and purposes, you and Beelzebub were strangers to one another. Sure, you’d always thought he was cute, but never opened up about those feelings to Asmo, not wanting to make it weird since, you know, it was his brother you were drooling over.

“What was the context?” you ask, and Asmo grins.

“I just asked him if he had the hots for anyone and he said you. Imagine my surprise!” Asmo sighs, propping his head up with his hands. “Best friends brother. It’s just like a cheesy romance novel.”

“What are we talking about?” Solomon, the third person in your little trio asks, sliding down next to you, tray in hands. Immediately, you steal his juice, like you do every day.

“Beelzebub’s crush on MC,” Asmo says, relishing the words. Solomon snorts.

“Oh, seriously? That’s like, old news.”

“What?’ you and Asmo say at the same time, and Solomon looks between the two of you.

“Wait, did you seriously not know? He’s liked you since the first day you transferred here.”

You slam your hands down on the table. “All this time?” you yelp. “All this time and I never knew?”

“You?” Asmo sniffs. “What about me? It’s my brother, for crying out loud.”

You brave another glance at Beelzebub and find him watching you. He holds your gaze for a moment before finally looking away, cheeks and ears reddening adorable. Solomon barks a laugh.

“See? He’s got it bad.”

“And it looks like MC does as well,” Asmo observes, and it’s your turn to become embarrassed. “Ugh, you guys are already so cute and you’re not even dating. When you do get together, you’ll be unbearable.”

Asmo and Solomon continue to talk and tease, but your mind is on Beelzebub. To think that he’s liked you for so long. It was almost the end of the year, for crying out loud! Wasn’t Asmo supposed to be more knowledgeable about stuff like that?

Your eyes wander back to Beelzebub one last time, and as if feeling your eyes on him, he looks from under his lashes. He smiles abashedly at you and it’s your turn to look away first, feeling like you’re going to get a cuteness overload. Stupid handsome boys and their annoying brothers who also happen to be your best friend.

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[kanmom51]

I just love this !!!

Let’s add to this:

Like you v. love you -  JK: I love you.

Text v. call - JK: call

Not to mention young JK’s comment “like you, like a man”...

I guess JK has definitely grown up, and his ideas of what a man is or isn’t or what a man should or shouldn’t do, should or shouldn’t say, well they have definitely evolved.

I also loved this:

Kind of reminded me of this:

Oh, and we also got a little TMI...Lol

[thetaekookcloset]

I have been currently re-watching run episodes and I am disheartened to see how bighit has ruined so many things.

They have made everything shippy. There are quite a few episodes where you will see balance but some are like they want to make it too obvious.

1st is jungkook waiting for jimin to go home. It was too obvious. I'm like even if they live together why broadcast it too much. They have never done it with other members. I heard they had a concert near airing date so that explains a lot.

2nd was run ep 134 or 135, constant touches by jimin, their team name, how jimin butt in when jk was talking too his mother, repeating her i love you too much. I'm like chill. I'm not sure if any concert or public appearance or any discontent on internet was there but TMI for any member. I believe every member have met each other parents. Personally highlighting one member makes it obvious.

I am ok with shipping, i like it ,be it taekook, jikook, taejin, yoonmin etc. But shoving it down my throat by making it personal (not talking about skinship) is too much. Maybe it's just my opinion.

Hmm, I can't say I feel the same way.  You could be right, but I've said before that I personally kind of doubt they put that much thought into the shipping thing, most of the time.  That goes for the members and the company.  Use it to their advantage?  Yes, absolutely.  And I do think that Bit Hit tends to put Jikook together in units out of a mix of them having good chemistry and fans liking to see them together (and, you know, because there's nothing there that they need to worry about accidentally revealing, in my opinion etc.), but for the most part I personally doubt it goes much deeper than that.

Maybe that's naïve, or maybe I'm just not familiar enough with the, like, official practices surrounding shipping in South Korea.  That's totally possible.  But why make it more complicated than it needs to be, you know?  All they need to do is put the guys together in popular pairings for units, and they reap the benefits and rewards -- why does it need to become some complex plot beyond that?  I just don't see the benefit of that.

So, to me, when I see Jimin getting excited about Jungkook's mother telling him that she loves him, I just assume it was a natural, organic thing that happened on the show and it was included because it was cute and funny.  Honestly, like you say, you have to figure that all the members have met each other's families, so I don't see why Jungkook's mom saying she loves Jimin is such a big deal.  He was so pumped about it that it clearly doesn't happen often, you know?

As far as Jungkook waiting for Jimin to go home, even that I don't feel like they drew a ton of attention to.  Some, maybe, because the guys were lingering around, going back and forth between seeming to leave and then coming back in (assuming we're talking about the domino episode).  I just figure the guys drive in to work on their own and then they're brought to their filming location in company cars, and that they probably have assignments for who shares cars in those situations to keep things organized.  That's just a guess on my part, but it seems to fit with what we know, and it would make sense to help the members keep their privacy in terms of the cars they drive and stuff.  I mean, maybe they're getting picked up and dropped off at/from work all the time, but that just seems sort of weird to me.

Anyway, sorry, I got kind of sidetracked there.  I guess I just personally don't feel like the company does that much to intentionally make things "shippy" beyond just putting members together for unit activities.  Maybe that is a factor when it comes to which details get added to the final cut of their content, but I still figure the interactions themselves are primarily genuine and the editors are just working with what they have (and what they feel is appropriate to share).

[dalloga]

Hello Euna-nim. In the recent RUN episode Jungkook said something about Jimin that made Twitter collectively say that he just exposed that he knows what Jimin is doing while showing. But isn't he asking? Or do his words make clear that he actually knows but is teasing Jimin and trying to get him to admit it?

Here the link for reference.

twitter(.)com/Peaches_BTS/status/1369258591258083330

Thank you in advance. 💜

Hello anon!

Here’s a translation of what was said:

JM: 많은 사람들이 공감하실거라 생각하는데 양치를 씻다가 중간에 해버리면은 또 얼굴에 거품 묻고, 맵고, 난리납니다!  (I think a lot of people can relate to this, but when you brush your teeth while showering, foam gets on your face, it stings, and it’s a whole mess!)

JK: 누가 그렇게 더럽게 몸으로 뱉나여?!! (Who spits out their foam so messily on their body?!!)

JK: 당신이 그러나 봐요! (It seems like you do!)

JM: 그렇습니다!! 제가 그럽니다!!! ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ (That’s right!! I do!!)

As for whether this was JK teasing Jimin by spinning his argument back to him or exposing his shower habits, it’s honestly open to interpretation. Personally, given the context of the conversation I feel like it might be more of the former, but it’s true that there’s a rhetorical element to what he said that makes it sound like he might be exposing him. I guess it all depends if we think Jimin is saying “yes” as an actual confession or if he’s just going along to win the argument! It might be best not to blow the conversation too out of proportion, though.  

From the Korean side of the KM fandom, it seems like the general consensus is that they’re teasing each other for the sake of debate, but that we wouldn’t be surprised if JK was letting slip a TMI. After all, they already know similar details about each other like how long they shower or whether or not their breath smells in the morning 🤗

[alottamoney]

Taekook vlive in the past was kinda wierd but this one was too wierd ?! First th asked for jk (funny how he asked the staff and didn't call him personally) but jm joined first and then they had nothing to say for the most part! it was kind of a sus staring game between the three and i guess they mentioned some inside jokes too, judging by their giggles especially after jm mentioned 'mingook'!! I'm kinda sure they know about the ship names and the meaning of each one lmao... btw did jk just mention he gonna spend tomorrow night at tae's room like bro so out of nowhere 👀

Yeah, it was really something. I should really watch with the subtitles before commenting lol They definitely know about ship names, Taekook came up with theirs and so did Sope. Also they trend all the time🙃. Mingook is new though, wasn't it kookmin?

I usually say vlives are more "spontaneous" but I wouldn't take the stuff they said in this vlive seriously, especially because they were trying hard to be "TMI" and I personally think vminkook is a bad idea but that's probably the Taejooner in me speaking.